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l in for the Song of the Beo, BuniMo, luiiiihlo. thrm:uh tin ktiius, T'jriMiKli tin Bftn t new elovcr; 11-nr me hh 1 nuli'kly paas, ll.il'py little rover! Sun Just ilnen o'er the hill, liew nr-n tlu bh.ssonis Ktlll. Unlit of lirnrt ami Hi-.ht uf wins, TIiIn the nu-HHatie Hull 1 bring God Is wiilehing- over! Eiiiiililc. bumble, throuKh the uross, Tnroiiuli tin; Fweet new clover, H. ht me iir 1 iu)ckly iju(3, Happy little rover! lleur the inejKRKe that I tell, FI,lnK over leu Hint dell, 'l iny iniriio but strong cif heart, (ir en-iition still a iiitrt Gi'.l Ik tvnli liliiK over! lleslna Itellly, In St. Nicholas. Leatherback Turtle. Tlic largest turtle is the leatherback, which lias been known to weigh 1,000 pound. These sea creatures live to a great nge. They cannot be kept alive In captivity, a, fact that was proven some lime ngo, when one of tlieni was received at the New York Aquarium. Tliis animal weighed 806 pounds and lived only twenty-two days, which was a record. Washington Star. Little Girl Savei Boy. Th? presence of mind of six-year-old Viola Anderson saved the life of her play ate, Henry Hollands, Ave years old. The children stopped to play along tie railroad track toward an approach ing train, waving her stocking cap, and attracted the attention of the en gine driver, who stopped tha train within a car length of the boy. A Selfish Father. William and Jack are eight and six years old, respectively. Both were lib erally remembered at Chrstmas time, and when the first excitement bad subsided and presents bad been again Inspected Willie said to Jack: "What will you do with all your books when you have read them?" "Keep them foij my children. What will you do with yours?" "I will never give away the books dad gave me." "Not even to the children?" "No, I want to keep dad's books." "Oh, you selfish father." New York Tribune. ' Lighthouses. Years ngo few of the shores of the world were provided with lighthouses. The few towers of light which existed bore little resemblance to the giant guides which shine out across the wa ters today. In those days the raging billows broke upon high cliffs, often carrying with them the wrecks of ves sels which had run upon the covered rocks. Instead of finding lifeboats manned with brave seamen ready to risk their lives to save others, the wrecked crews ere often met by rob bers who prowled the shores ready to plunder the half-drowned mariners. When lighthouses were first built they were of little use at best, and were so Insecurely constructed that the an , gry waters would carry the towers themselves away. , The lights, too, were of little use compared with the use of the fiery rays of the modern lighthouse. At first the light was made by the build ing of wood fires at the top of the tow er and later by burning coals. Some arly lighthouses, gave their light from many candles Inclosed In lantern like contrivances furnished with re flectors to add strength to their light power. Later many oil lamps were put together and placed In front of a me tallic reflector. As time went on various kinds of lighthouses were tried before the en ! glneers were successful In building powers where they were near enough to the shores to guide the mariners and Btronge enough to withstand the power of the sea. Today we have light houses rising right out of the water. In some of these modern structures the light is furnished by compressed ftas supplied to the lighthouses In tanks or made within the towers by combination gas machines. These ma chines work automatically making gas from gasoline and furnishing light which can bum from .thirty to ninety days without attention. In some light towers acetylene gas Is being burned. The lighthouses which used electric light have abandoned this Illuminating Power, as Its brilliancy was dazzling i- to the pilots and the shadows cast by Its rays misleading. In the United . Slates the use of Incandescent Wels bach mantles with light made form Petroleum vapor is gradually being ex tended. Washington Star. A Family April Fool Frolic. March had come In like a Hon; had supplied thirty days. of wind, cold, 8itw;, tall, sleet, and. rain; and was now ending up in a gray, bleak, and Chilly 31st. ' .:, " v "Sty! but It' cold as Greenland! i shivered Millie Dale, snuggling down under her blankets for a last flv piin-utes. Children "And tomorrow the 1st of April!" exclaimed Rillie, "of April the fairest month of all the twelve, When verdant' " "April 1st of April!" shrilly piped Llllle, sitting up in her crib; and, climbing into bed with her sisters, she cried: "Oh goody, goody! Oh, won't you please help mu play April . fools on everybody? on father and mother nnd ves, and 'specially on Willie! Won't you ph nr-e, girls?" For the next ten minutes the air W'as full of suggestion, remonstrance, amendment, ndvlce, and giggling gen erally; and the real of that thirty-first day of March was devoted to prepar ations for fooling the family on an ex. tensive scale. April 1st dawned so bleak and black ly clouded that rather Halo never woke up until the clock struck seven, "Gee, Whitaker!" he groaned as he slipped into some necessary clothes and hurried into the kitchen to start the fire for breakfast. What was his pleased surprise to see the range red ly plowing, the kettle humming, and the oatmeal comfortably simmering In the double-boiler which had tied to its handle a paper streamer saying "April Fool!" "Gee, Whitaker!" repeated father, turning to the pantry door from which Issued suppressed sputterlngs and snlckerings; and, as he laughingly pursued his fleeing flock of April fool ers up the back stairs, mother came hastening down the front Btaircase to see to the breakfast-table before creaming the potatoes and frying the eggs. Snatching her kitchen apron from its nail she ran Into the dining room to find the table carefully set, and a paper tied to the sugar-bowl knob, bearing the words "April Fool!" "Those precious, ridiculous lambs!" laughed mother, calling up the stairs as she Jmrrled into the kitchen, "Hur rah, for the 1st of April and April Fool's Day-" Willie, meanwhile, was struggling with his toilet. He was, owing to his unusual April fool activities, much be hind time, and was fruitlessly rum maging In mother's machine-drawer for a new boot-lace with which to re place the old and knotted one he had been obliged to cut last evening. 3.Y...pru j-t;nnll shrdlu shrdluuinun "Make haste, Will!" admonished Millie from the next room. We will want to go down together." "Breakfast's 'most ready," said Ril lie, "I smell the bacon." 1 "Hurry up, slow poke" cried Lillle, dancing up and down on one foot. "Oh, shucks!" snapped Willie, cross ly, diving under the bed for his shoes, and then he gave a long, loud whistle; for each shoe had been neatly sup plied with a brand new shoe-lace from one of which dangled an old advertise ment card Inscribed, In shakily print ed capitals, "April fule." It was a jolly family that took Its place at breakfast. Millie colored with pleasure when she saw ber own much prized coffee-cup from which the oth er day she had carelessly broken the handle replaced by a dainty new one with an "April Fool" banner floating over it. Rillie whose delicate diges tion forbade any but coddled eggs was charmed with her pretty egg-cup tied tip with a narrow strip of paper inscribed "April Fool!" And Llllle squealed ecstatically to find her school primer neatly encased In a pink cali co cover with "April Fool!" lightly eorawled across it in white chalk, and her paper pad with a tiny rubber eraser for which there was generally an excited hunt every morning and a new pencil and an "April Fool" flag securely tied to it, "My!" remarked Rillie, as she was putting on her school Jacket, "the sky's black as ink." "Looks Ike a thunder shower," as sented Millie. "O mother!" cried Llllle, much alarmed, "will there be lightning?" "Geeeeee!" shouted Willie, "it's snowing! There's going to be a snow storm, and that on the 1st of April! "Then bo sure and wear your over shoes," said mother, bustling about to help her family off to office, school, and kindergarten. "Here's your um brella," she said to father; "and I do hope you won't be late coming home with boats and trolleys all delayed by the snow." Following her departed dear ones out on to the doorstep, she continued: "And, if It snows very hard, honeys, don't try to come home for luncheon, I'll leave some sandwiches at the school-house for you as I go to market. Turn up your collar, Willie Where's your tippet Rillie? and, Millie, hadn't you better" And then she stopped short and Joined in the aughter of the others who were gayly shedding their rubber shoes and stacking their um brellas; for there was the roundly glowing sun shining forth from be hind the clouds in golden splendor, flooding sky, street, and houses with warm, mellow light. . "O mother look!" cried Llllio, "the sun's laughing at us and calling out 'April Fool!' to us." , And then father and his four went 1dWn'the steps and along their several ways, ..while mother turned Into the house and went at her dally house work. Kate.. Hudson in the Christian Observer. Fortune in Old One day last week a man in a buggy stopped at a farm in Eastern Jackson county, hitched his horse to tha fence and climbed over Into a fluid where several big stumps protruded from the plowed earth. He bent over tho stumps and examined them closely, says the Kansas City Star. Then he crossed another fence into another field and examined somo walnut trees that grew there. A few minutes later he went to the farmhouse and wan talking to the owner. Ho told the farmer that he was buying walnut timber and that there were a half dozen trees In the walnut grove on his place that he would like to buy. They agreed upon a price and then the stranger said: "Now, I'll give you $10 more for those three stumps In the plowed field and will dig them out for you and carry them away." The farmer snapped at the proposi tion. For forty years he had been plowing around thoso massive stumps and a thousand times ha had "curaed" when the point of his plow or a corner of his harrow had caught in them. He had an Idea that the man who offered to hig them out and give him $10 Into the bargain must bo a little bit in sane, but, anyway, he was glad to get rid of them. One of those old stumps was worth $300. The others were worth not much more than the expense of dig ging thera up and hauling them to Kansas City. Made Into Fine Veneer. The slumps came to the mill of the Penrod Walnut Corporation, on the bank of the Blue river, near Sheffield. There the stumps will be trimmed and steamed for hours and then fast ened Into a veneer machine, where tlrey will revolve agnlnst the cutting edges of a great knife that will slice off a thin veneer as the stump turns. This veneer will be used for covering pianos, the finest kinds of furniture and cab inet work and the Inside finish of Pull man cars. This one Btump was particularly val uable because of the wrinkles and burls and warts that ran through It The veneer sliced from It would have a beautiful waving grain with bird's eyes and all sorts of curious convolu tions. The more of these a veneer has tne more valuable it is. There Is not one walnut stump In a hundred that Is worth anything to the veneer mills. TBere is not one In a thousand that Is worth $300." And there is not one man in a million who knows the value of a stump by looking at it In the ground. The men who do know this and who spend their time looking for these stumps are called "cruisers." They drive all over the states of Missouri and Kansas looking for walnut timber and stumps that are good for veneer. Only Old Trees Are Used. The men who buy these stumps and cut them say that stumps of young trees are of no value. The best ones of trees centuries old. The more aged and gnarled the tree the richer the stump will be In burls and bird's eyes. Some of the most valuable stumps are of trees that were cut fifty years ago by the pioneers of this country. The best of them are found along the riv ers, where the lands were too rough to be cultivated. From these tracts the trees were cut for lumber or fire wood ar. the stumps remain to be dug up a half century later and used to decorate some parlor In a modern house. The men who cut those stumps Into veneer do not always get them for a small price. Many farmers know their value and demand it. In the yard of the mill near Sheffield are stumps for 'which the owners paid from $30 to $200 and there is one for which tho man who dug It out demands $30u. This stump Is nine feet in diameter at the butt of the tree. This mill has been sawing walnut lumber for fifteen years. In that time it has cut 90,000,000 feet of walnut lumber the greater part of which bus been sent to Europe, but shipments have gone from here to Australia, Rus sia and China. Now the sawing of walnut Into lum ber is to be abandoned and the mill will cut only veneers. Tho reason Is that nearly all the large walnut tim ber is in Missouri and Kansas, but it does not pay to cut It theblack heart is too small and the white sap Is of no value. It la the black heart of the tree that has the fine grain and makes the rich black polish. The Penrod mill has 3,000,000 feet of flue seasoned walnut In Its yards now for which there is no sale. Mahogany Is Much Cheaper. Owing to the scarcity of big walnut logs and the, Bmall lumber that has gone to the European market In recent years, the demand for it has fallen off and it has been supplanted by ma bogany. . There are other reasons why mahog any lias taken the place of walnut, Mahogany Is 30 percent cheaper in Europe than walnut. It la. much larg Walnut Stumps er, too. Walnut logs from which seg ments four Inches thick may be cut are scarce, and walnut logs from which such segments twenty-six feet long bay be cut are almost impossible to get now. Another factor in the disappearance of walnut lumber is that mahopnny Is much Bofter and easier to cut. The I'enrod mill can cut 35.W0 feet of ma hogany a day, but It will cut only 20, ooo feet of walnut. A mahogany log will tut. nearly three times as much lumber ur a walnut log of the same size and therefore It Is more economi cal to cut mahogany. Although mahogany is taking tho place of walnut, over all the world, It Is not nearly so good as walnut. There Is no wood so good bb walnut for fine furniture and cabinet work. The rea son is that It Is hard, It will never warp and It takes a beautiful polish; It has a more varied and beautiful grain, and the older It grows tho rich er It looks. A Circassian Walnut Fraud. Instead of being sawed into boards and posts the walnut will hereafter be cut into veneers not much thicker than a piece of blotting paper, and it is only the gnarled trunks that will do for this. Circassian walnut, which is much used for veneers, and costs more than the American black walnut is not near ly so rich In color and grain. It conies from the Ural mountains In Russia. It Is becoming exhausted, too, and is very high In price. The wood of the gum tree that grows In the swamps of Ar kansas and elsewhere is used as an Im itation and substitute for Circassian walnut. It Is so nearly like it that only an expert can detect the differ ence. Millions of feet of gum logs are shipped every year to Europe and there cut Into veneers and polished and sent back to America and sold at a high price for genuine Circassian walnut. Kansas City is knewn all over the world as the greatest walnut lumber center of America. This is because of the business done by the Penrod mill. Its output has gone everywhere. In hundreds of homes In Missouri walnut wood Is still used for firewood But when a man burns walnut lum ber he Is truly burning money, for, while the market price of the log Is Icsr now than it was ten years ngo, and the demand Is loss, there Is a time coming when tho lumber will be worth twenty times what It is now. When the walnut trees that arc now a foot in diameter grow to several feet through, they will be worth more than any timber that grows in North Am erica, There will always be a good demand for timber of that Blze, and the larger the tree the more value it Is. LONGLEVITY OF OLIVE TREES. Groves That Have Been Productive for Hundreds of Years. The longlevlty of olive trees Is ex traordinary. In Syria recently have been found some remarkably ancient olive trees whose ages are established beyond question. A trust deed exists which relates to an orchard covering 490 trees near Tripoli, Syria, the trust deed having been issued 439 years ago. Though the trees look aged they still bear fruit of fine quality In abun dance and' are likely to maintain (heir productiveness for many hundreds of years yet. An olive farm near Beirut Is admitted to be the third largest olive farm In the world. Syrian fruit farmers are extending olive culture with much zeal and effect. One plant er recently set out 300,000 trees in a block for commercial purposes. Under European systems of culture the Syrians make the olive tree bear each season, while In tho old days one crop in three years was thought to be all that the trees could produce. Tho low cropping capacity of the trees was due to the native method of thrashing the fruits from the branches with sticks, which seriously Injured them. The methods of grinding tho olives for oil and picking the fruit are pecu liar. Neither the grinders nor pick ers receive wages, but are paid on percentage. The pickers receive 5 percent of the actual fruit picked and the grinders get 10 percent of the fruit ground. Dundee Advertiser. Not Specific Enough. "I thought that tall fellow at tho far tablo was lovely the first time I met him," said she. "He talked so beauti fully about his home and his wife. Called her the llttlo woman. Talked about his children. "The next time I met him I asked after her, 'How is tho little woman?' I asked. " 'Which llttlo woman?' said he." New York Times. George D. Shenoweth, of Wauke gan, 111., has written tho Lord's Prayer 100 times on i piece of paper the size of a United States povit card, in all 7,100 words. 8PEAKINQ OF NAMES. "Thlncs ore seldom what tliey seem" In n liriiHt nn. often liears. N' qmiltun Ich r.-im Whs invented In Alters. Turklxh fles nr re.illv Knneh; '"I III Killl.v fnitll rii'iiual, Il.lillhi;rK KtciiltH in-,. natuto fllkes; hwlsK vlu-i-m. Isn't BwlBS lit ull. 'crm.in pnnrnkox enmo frnm Rpnln, NwitilKli (nn. l. tn from l'mi; 1'iviirh b.niiw mow. )it!i:ih you know, Oh tile ..cins nl Tlmburloo. Wlinfrsctinltzpi rom"s from Greece, Irish hu-wh fn.m rnlistlnu; l."Ntf th,. Ml,., ) . ,, iii n nil!", Oiuws Diif s;1iTcJ Norway pine. Why continue? All wr elnlm ih a point n,.(.,i not press Tle-re l.s noihiiiK In ii immo, t-very day u litil,. 1. s.i. ChlriiKO Tribune. SHEARS NONSENSE "Money makes the mare go." "Yes, but It takes a fortune for an automo bile." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Experience Is a dear teacher, but gen'ly she ain't the one tho av'rlg schoolboy fust fulls In love with." Boston Herald. "When a fellow Is stuck on a girl," says the Cynical Bachelor, "he never realizes how badly he Is stuck till he marries her." Philadelphia Record. "I want a license to marry the best girl In the world," said the young man. "Sure," commented the clerk. "That makes 1,300 licenses for that girl this season." Puck. "But," continued the playwright bit terly, "the audience sat through the performance unmoved." "Not exactly," said the manager, "I saw five or six sneak out," Philadelphia Record. Boarder "Madam, did you put any thing deleterious in this pie?" Board ing House MlHtress (with dignity) "Certainly, Mr. Fussy. I always do use it In my pies." Baltimore American. "Why, llttlo boy, what nre you cry ing about?" "I don't get no Christmas vacation!'1 "That's unjust. Why don't you? Cans,' I ain't old enough to go to school yet." Cleveland Leader. Mrs. liliiks "Can they niHko King Alfonso an absolute monarch. Henry?" Mr. liinks "No. my dear." "What will prevent it?" "The fact that he's a mar ried man, my dear." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Maud "h-'o Ik- had the cheek to ask my iiro, did lie? Well, what did you tell him?" Ethel "I told him I didn't know positively; but 1 thought you were just 21 on your thirtieth birth day." Boston Transcript. "I have just heard that Mrs. Flu' ter's poodle Is dead." "If that's so. I'll have to leave town for a day or two." "Why?" "That fool woman will probably want me to act as a pall bearer." Birmingham Age-Herald. "He is a modern Samson." "What! That little, bandy-legged freak!" "Yep." "You'll have to show me." "Wait until ho removes his hat." "What will that prove?" "That his wlfo cuts his hair." Houston Post. "I was In the hands of my friends," said the disappointed statesman. "Yes" answered Senator Sorghum, "In the political game being In the hands of your friends is a pretty sure way of getting Into the discard." Wash ington Star. Clancy "Ol'm after a ticket ter Chi cago." Ticket Agent "Do you want an excursion ticket? One that will take you there and back?" Clancy "Phwat's the slnse of me payiu' ter go there an' back whin Ol'm hero al riddy?" Hotel Register. "Come, now, Willie, you must have your bath tonight. We are going to stnrt for grandpa's In the morning, you know." "Yes, but what if I got my bath tonight and then something hap pened so wo couldn't go to grandpa's tomorrow?" Chicago Record-Herald. Tho Judge "Did you arrest this chauffeur for speeding?" The Police man "No, yer honor; I pulled 'im in fer obstructln' th' road; he was goln' only thirty miles nn hour, an' ho was complained about by them that was riding at th' regular rate." Chlcairo News. "All the pedestrians seem to stop at your store." "Oh, I manage to in terest "em." "What's your idea?" "I have a thermometer that registers lour degrees higher In summer and six degrees lower In winter than any oth er thermometer in town." Louisville Courier-Journal. The Best Part of It. "Well, Bobby," spid tho minister pleasantly, patting the boy on tho back, "they tell me you are going to school now." "Yes, nlr," snld Bobby. "And do you like it?" asked tho cler gyman. "I like one part of it very much Indeed," said Bobby. Judge. , Japanese chopsticks are delivered to tho guests In a decorated envelope. The two sticks already shaped from one touguclike piece of wood are broken apart by the guest. t