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One way to cope with trouble That ii great beyond a doubt Is to merely keep it moving Till at Inst you wear it out. I Put n grievance into writing And. wild her right or wrong, Mark it "referred to Snnndso And pnsg the thing ulong. Twill wander hunting desk room Through corridors of time Till it' pule and thin and dusty And entirely pant its prime. Some rubber stamps make ready With letters big i.nd strong 'And send the bother on its way Keep passing it along. Wellington Star. YOU NEVER CAN TELL. "Pnpa, why Is It that the deaths of celebrated people ara always put In the papers and never the births?" Eire. A ROAST. "It takes Freddie so long to nialto up his mind?" "Why should It? He hns almost no material to work on." Cleveland Leader. FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS. Mabel "Granny, Teddy's eaten my cake." Teddy "Well, Granny, didn't you tell me always to take Mabel's part?." Ally Sloper. ACTUALLY HAPPENED. "I suppose you have heard the old joke about taking a sea-going cab?" "Yes; but it isn't a joke in some places. I used one In Venice." Louisville Courier-Journal. AN OLD QUESTION. "I'll leave It to you," declared Eve. "What's the question?" Inquired Adam. "Shall we clean house or dig a new cave?" Louisville Courier-Journal. INCOMPLETE INFORMATION. "We are now exactly a thousand feet above the level of the sea." "What sea?' "The guide book doesn't say." From Bon Vivant. ; A DILEMMA. - "A pessimist never seems to have a good time?" "How can he? All the comfort he can possibly get out of life Is hoping that bis opinions are entirely erron eous." Washington Star. WANT NO DAMAGED HEART. Kate "So Maude broke her en gagement with Jack because the doc tor said he had a tobacco heart." Belle "Yes, and I don't blame her. Who wants a husband that's damaged by smoke?" Boston Transcript. DIDN'T FOLLOW DIRECTION3. "Buttin seems rather sore on you, old man." "Yes, he annoyed me yesterday and I told him to go and take a back seat." "And he took affront, eh?" Bos ton Transcript. AFTER THE LEAP. "This," remarked the newly ar rived spirit, looking around with strong disapproval, "is absolutely the Jumplng-off place!" , "No, it Isn't exactly that," said Pluto, with a gleaming smile. "This is where you landed." Chicago Tri bune. A PRETTY COMPARISON. Daughter "But I don't Intend to marry yet; I want to study." fnhr "Ahaiird! The men will only think less of you In the end If you know much. Daughter "Oh, now, mamma! you always expect other men to be like papa." Boston Transcript. THE BOSS OF THE PLACE. "Ya " said the determined man. "when that waiter resented the small ness of my tip I took the case to the proprietor of the restaurant." "And what did the proprietor do?" "He gave the waiter some money out of his own pocket and apologized to him tor having such a customer." i WasutaKton Star. , . A Package Mailed Free on Request of KUNYON'S PAW-PAW PILLS j l ue Dfst Stomach and Pv1V Liver Pills known and CpbjwJiZ positive and speedy Indigestion, Jaundice, milniisneKs, Sour Stom ach, Headache, and all ailments arising from a dlnordcied stomach or sliiRKlsh liver. They contain in concen trated form all the virtues and values of Munyon'? Paw Paw tonic and aro made from the Juice of the Paw-Paw fruit. I un hesitatingly recommend these pills aa being the best laxative BDd cathartic ever compouudod. Send us postal or letter, requesting a free nackago of Munyon's Celebrated Paw-Paw Laxa tive Pills, and we will mail sumo freo of charge. MUNYON'S HOMOEO PATHIC HOME REMEDY CO., 53d and Jeff arson Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. The devil has his martyrs anions men. Thin Will Interest Mothers. Mother (Jray'sf-weet PowdersforOhililren, rur. reveneunesa, neauame, ru nummu. Teething Uisonlers.ReKulatethe Ilowelannd leatroy Worms. 1 ney rireaa up corns m hours. Ploananttotake.Bndharnileimasmilli. Nwwfail. Atl)n)ggiti.25e. Siimnleniailoil Fbxb. Address Allen K.OImted,l.eKoy,N ,Y. Children's love and happiness should be garlands to bind the pa rents, but often they are considered tiresome rope. Constipation causes and seriously arjrre vate. many diaeaees. It is tbormighly eured by Dr. Pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar coated granules. Picture of Surgical Operation. Professor Kutner gave a cinemato graph symposium to the medical professors of the Berlin University. The first picture thrown on the screen was one that stirred the mem ory of all. At the operating table stood Von Bergmann In his habit as he lived and worked attended by bis assistants, proceeding to the am putation of a foot. The operation lasted ten minutes, and Its present ment was of such amazing clearness and steadiness, and so Ire from the usual flushes and breaks, that Its progress was watched with sad and almost breathless attention. Now York Press. 1 Awful Burning Itch Cored In Day. "Tn the middle of the rlrht of Mnrrh 8 nth T wnkn tin with a bnrnlrir Itch In my two hands and I felt as If I could pull them apart. In the morn Ins' the Itching had rone to mv chest and during that day it spread all over my body. I was red and raw rrom the top of my head to the soles of my feet and I was in continual agony from the Honing. I coma nenner ue down nor sit up. I happened to see about Cutlcura Remedies and I thought I would give them a trial. I took a good bath with the Cutlcura Soap and used the Cutlcura Ointment. I put It on from my head down to my feet and then went to bed. On the first of April I felt like a new man. The Itching was almost gone. I con tinued with the cutlcura fcoap ana Cutlcura Ointment and during that day the Itching completely left me. Frank Grldley, 325 East 43d Street, New York City, Apr. 27, 1909." Cu tlcura Remedies are sold throughout the world: Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Props., Boston, Mass. In Sydney, Australia, an official wages 'board has Just determined the future salaries of the professional musicians. For COLDS aad GRIP. Rick's Carmm Is th. best remedy the Cold and natures normal conditions. It's tdje. at droit siorma Autos killed forty-three persons In New York City last year, and yet to chauffeur was hansed, regret the BlrmingTiam Age-Herald. Buy "Battle aii" Bhqs. A 'aron" 'with 24 wives liss been sent to .Sing Sing. "At rest at last," commiserates the New York Amerl. can. His Face Was Tornlng Yellow Someone told him that sallowriMs ws caused by an inactiv. liver. He began taking Nature's Remedy, his natural color rwturced, bis brain cleared. Hut liver was again active. KR tablets never fail to correct th. liv-, they remove the bile, aid digestion snd ton. tbs system. Belter than Pills for Liver Ills. Take on. to-night snd you'll feel better in the morning. Get a 26c. Boa. All DruggiaU. Th. A. U. Lewis Medicine Co. Bt Loom. Mo. W have friends, correspondents, and contrVbutors, boaaU the Chris Wan Register, who point oat at least twenty different ways now neglected by us. In which, if we sliould take their advice, we might be, they think, of some use In the world. nf.ti'iirti'nr')tim'L-rt' Science vs. Life. An offlrer of the medical corse of the regulsr nrmy has filed a protest against the reduction of the food of soldiers to what is termed a sclontlflo basis. The figures as to starches and nrotelds may work out Is the labora tory, he says, but they fall to leave a satisfying reeling in the stomachs of enlisted mon. Tho condlct "between science and life Is ono of the most interesting nhannTnenn nf modern times. Things have a trli-.k of doing Just so among the test tubes and retorts. Toe cnem Ist makes a new steel th:it Is harder than any other ever discovered. The assayer can save every trace of gold out of a sample of ore. The food specialist knows facts which are so tremondous he has to have a lan guage of many Jointed words to tell about them. Yet the laboratory steol and that produred by tho same for mula In the mills are often two very different materials. No stamp mill, cyanide or chloride process, or smel ter, ever succeeded in taking all the precious metal out of ore. The hu man body, In some Irritating way or other, insists upon having something mora than pure nourishment. It has become used to getting waste matcri al also and won't be happy unless It does. Toledo Wade. Music, said Carlyle, Is a kind of In articulate unfathomable spocvh, which leads i's to th edge of the in finite, sn.t lets us for a moment gaze Into that Women with the marrying habit are bora optimist. They elways hoi, declares the Chicago News, to better It the next time. It was In this very cottage In Brookside, 15 mites from Birmingham, Ala., that three Italians nearly died of Fever. They had been sick 3 months. John son's Tonic cured them qulckfy read letter below: '" -"--'T- A BrooMde, Ala., May 4. IMS. Th two physicians hers bad S vary obstinate eases el oonttnued Malarial Fever. All were Italians and Uved oa a crwk U yards from my stone. Thwws cues wcro ot throo months standing, th.lr temperaturs ranging troro 100 to 1M. The doctur had tried every thing In vain. I persuaded them to 1st ma try Johnson's Tor.lo. I removed ail the print ed matter and let the medicine go out In a plain bottle as a regular proscription. The ef fect In all three cases was Immediate and permanent. They recovered raptilly and there was no recurrence of the Fever. B. H. SI1IKLETT. .. j Write to THE JOHNSON'S CHILL & FEVER TONIC CO., Savannah, Ca. For where is any author in thv world who teaches such beauty as a woman's eyes? Eei.mat Us. T.tt.rln.. "I have b..n trouble with '" c" th. fac. for neaHT two years, ami .lew applleations of Tett.rln. and th. u of T.tUrln. 8p has .ntlr.ly e.ir.4 ' c.nnot y too much for Its pralsj. lna Piles King Worm anil .very form or mall direct from Th. Bhuptrln. C... ba V wuhevry mall er 4J Tettejtae we rlvo a boa of Shuptrln.'s lOo Uv fills ir. Every garden plot in the suburt Is also a plot against the excessive com of living. All Tired Out. Do you feel dull, occasionally out of sorts? Headaches and Diziinew? I he fsult is either with your stomach or your "t he safe, sure and easy "sy to get rid of either trouble is to tak. Natures Rem ery. Take sn NR Tuhlct to night-it will ' .i . i. I ...i. ty,m sweeten me stonmcu mm it,- -liver, ki'lnevs and bowels. Easy sure to act. Get a 25c. Box. The A. H. Lswis Mediciue Co. bt. Louis, Mo. You cunnut dream yourself Into a character. You must uttinmcr anu fnrpo youi'lf ou. A Clean Man Outside cleanliness is less than hall the bsttle. A man my scrub himscll a down times a day, sad still be unclean. Good health means cleanliness not only outside, but loaide. It means a clear, stomach, desn bowels, clesn blood, a clean liver, and new, clean, healthy tissue.. Tb. man who is clean in tin. way will look, it and set it. Ho will work with energy end flunk clesn. clear, beslthy thouahts. He will never be troubled with liver, lung, stomach or blood disorders. Dyspepsia and indigestion originate la unclean stom achs. Blood disea.es sre lound where f are is unclean Mood. Consumption and bronchitis mean uncic a lungs. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery prevents th.M die.as. It m.k. a man's ins.d.s clean, and healthy. It cU.ne the dlgmtive organs, Baadt.s pare, clean blood, and clean, beakby flesh. It restores tone to the n.rvous syatem, end cures nervous eshaustioa and prostratioa. It contains no alcohol or b.b.t;fonmn p , Constipation is the most unclean tmcl.anlinees. Dr. Pierce s riem.ant Pel. I.ts cure it. They never gripe. Eeey to take as candy. A carioad' of baWes, sent from New Tor, have been adopted In homes In Louisiana. That Is one way of solv it the problem of overpopulation In the city and underpopulatloo In the South, comments the Rochester Dem ocrat and Chronicle. Whether the babies like the Idea Is another Ques tion. They were not consulted. Avoid the ford In which your friend was drowned. mm Dalioatoly formed and gently reared, women will find, in all tho seasons of their lives, a3 maidens, wives or mothers, that the ono simple. wnoiesome remeay wnicn acis genuy ana Dleasantly and naturally, and which m?.y be used with truly beneficial conditions, when the system Is Syrup of Fig3 and Enxi well known to be a simple combination of tho laxative and carminative principles of plants with pleasant aromatic liquids, which are agreeable and refreshing to the taste and acceptable to the system when its gentle cleansing is desired. Only those who buy the genuine Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna can hope to get it3 beneficial effects, and as a guarantee of the excellence of the remedy, the full name of the company California Fig Syrup Co. is printed on the front of every package, and without it any preparation offered as Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is fraudulent and should be declined. To thosa who know the quality of this excellent laxative, the offer of any substi tute, when Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is called for, is always resented by a of patronage to some first-class drug merit, where they do not recommend, false brands.norimitation remedies. ine article may be bought of all reliable drug gists everywhere; one size only, price 50 cents per bottle. Get a to have in the house when needed A glutton, defines the New Yorx Times, Is memly a man who ran tat almost as much as a small hoy. A TEKRIBLK K.XPKKIKNCE. So Weak From Kidney Trouble. Ho Could Hardly Stand. John McKay Williams, Bedford City, Va., says: "For two months I Buffered frum sharp pains across the small of my baclt and I became so weak I could hard ly stand. I lout flesh rapidly uud was becoming wor ried. I 'ortunutely decided to try Dnan's Klrney Pills. I beran tak Idk them and be fore long every symptom of the trou- ble disappeared. 1 nave naa no re turn of It op to now." Remember the name Doan's. For sale by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Fostor-MUburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Never be In too blc a hurry to drive the pig to market. If you !, slow It may gain weight on the way soooooooooooooooooooooooooi Buy"Battle Axe" Shoes Woman is the masterpiece. r.r HAACHK-Hf-s CA WIB Wh.thwr from Golds. Beat, Stomarh or F1tou. Troubles, Oepudln. will rili'e you. t'a Uauld-plssaant to take-ac lamisai atolv. Tr IV ttc, and sec. a drug Genial people scatter hope, iiMww,ipw.i"iuMue.m lw"e'.TW'sewy TT-r-r mm ina wrucn may te 'v?- L-'Jg y effects, under any ! f' ffcJZS S&jl n needs a laxative. vff I i f J?" ir of Senna. It is WVv!4- $ l!J mm w MS S'.l'Al transfer ish. uim$ , establ nor son fi v. Thege I . Regular '.-.; VX''4jjfjfJ bottle today (.f' tIl ihS'ifi'il morn oi wjfwj Bailor. aTU Itemovci nil swclllnrt In Stoa A - UC i" V'l" fodays. Trial treatment V2wiiiSlllll.' '' B '. yoOOC!000000000X00XXX)0 Buy1attle Axe" Shoes wTTTDbllCLAS $5, $4, S3. 50, S3 & S2.50 J.t,U t.00 W. U nouirlua fi..o4 are worn by more nikii than any otlior make. EZGAUSEi w. i.. iMntTitis.nff.nn mitl .lniHHMslsM(IIH 111 S.I '!. Ill HMD H'fiil', fllllfT tnflrl Clrtttlfli; HMI.dO tit WH.OO. w.i..iMiuiiir 3.no, saras tliM liiwi-st tirlc. (tuuHtV'Mihlttereil,! tho wrl Fttnt (iolof Fntlf Thr irrriitlii tinvp V, I,. Itd iiilfii niiiin1 nnrt rrlosl Naniisfvi on tli ttrittom. Tnki Sni Ii nf. A k vimii' lnlr f'r WJ . 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