The enterprise-recorder., June 16, 1910, Image 7

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BEEF AND
Jnrk Sprntt could ent no fat.
11)8 wife could ent no lean,
So in the happy days of yore.
They licked the platter clean.
Dut now for neither fnt nor lean
Can poor Juck liml the means;
They neither eat a bit of meat
liut buth go in for Ix-nns.
G. 11. H., in Brooklyn Lifo.
LOOKS OFFICIAL.
"Is King Menelik really dead?"
"I really think bo. He hasn't been
reported alive any since his last de
mise." Louisville Courier-Journal.
DRAWN FROM "LIFE."
Finst Lady "Are you a suffragette,
too?"
Second Lady "O, dear, no! I'm
bappily married." Life.
TURNING THE TABLES.
He (after a quarrel, bitterly) "I
was a fool when I married you."
She "I knew It, but I thought you
would improve." Boston Transcript.
, IN BOHEMIA.
v First Artist "Reduced to a drain
pipe for a pillow, old chap?"
Second Artist "Idiot! Can't you
see It's filled with straw." Bon VI-vant.
NOT A MAN.
"But, Marie, I have told you dis
tinctly that you are not to have men
In your kitchen."
"Bg pardon, ma'am, this isn't a
man, he is a corporal." Sourire.
VP TO LIZ.
On of the ivr-alicst points In tn
Chlneso Imperial government hns
l"v.n Its mnnase-me-nt of th finances,
Asserts tho Nw York Trlnmip. Thorn
pbb neon a dp!orb!o lark ot en
llpht"nd svs'pm, and, according; to
confident report, a still more deplor
able excels of "sinec7.ln" and other
forms of d'shnnetitv. Tt was therefore
tn r d'Strrl th.it foenl reforms
phfii'd orc.ipy a lartre place In the re
TrrritT.ntinn of the (rcvernment on a
rijp'tltntlonal basts. And It Is now
srrntlfivim anl encournitlnir tr observe
flint rnieh Is tho case. Various Im
perial dwrs have emrhasl7cl the
nncpsslty of fiscal reform flnd have
Inlnnted on pen.'ra linos the manner
In whleh It Is to be effrct"d, anl
tbern Is wound for honln that ttiose
will be obeved ns the other decree re
lating to constitutional matters have
brll.
Silence I
One of tho times when patience
cwds to have her perfect work, ex
plains Ram's Horn, Is when tho wait
er sticks his thumb Into the soup.
Success For 70 Years-Tha record of FotV
Iti'lfer (rr'M'. The remedy tor diar
rhea, dyseutoiy tmd all bowel curunlainu.
The instinct of modesty natural to every woman ts often
Jreat hindrance to the cure oi womsnly diseaaet. Women
shrink from the personal queations of the local physician
which seem indelicate. The thought of examination is ob
horrent to them, and so they endure in silence condition
of disease which surely progresses from bad to worse,
it baa been Dr. Pleree'e prlvtteie to core m
treat many women who have found m retnje
tor modesty In hla otter ol FREE consults'
tlon by latter. All correspondence la beld
an aacredly confidential, Uddrvea Dr. B. V.
Pierce, Outtalo, K. Y.
Dr. Tierce's Favorite Prescription restores and reiftilatea
the womanly functions, abolishes pain and builds up and
puts the i5niiliin( touch of hculth on cvory weak woman
who gives it a fair trial.
It Makes Weak Women Strong,
Sick Women Well.
You cio'f afford to tocept terret nostrum nWdtuto
for this nun-olcohnlic medicine o known composition.
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One of the twist unfriendly acts In
to toll your troubles to a friend.
Constipation cnuaea many aeriona rfte
eases. It ia tliortmuhly cured by Dr.
Pierce's Plenaant Pellets. One a laxative,
three for cathartic.
The battle in the air is often on the
blvHt'hers.
Try Murine Eye Remedy
For Red, Weak. Weary, Wntery Kyes and
Granulated Evelida. It Foothos Eye I'uin,
Murine Eva Remedy Liquid. 25c. and aUo.
Murine Eye Salve, 25c. t.d gl.UO.
Economy in littl ethlnus helps the
housewife to dress better.
Buy "hATii.n Axh ..o-.s.
The smoke from the bowl of one's
pipe Is blue because, coming; direct
from the redhtt tobacco, It Is very
tilftily ox!llzJ. but the smoke from
one's lips is gray, because It is highly
watered and hydrocnrbonlzed.
T.'nclei Fam Is relnlclns 1n en addi
tion to his DresdnoiiKh, fleet that
places the pennant upon his navy as
the sreatefit yet In th possession of
the floating armament the world has
produced. The launching of the Utah,
declar-fa the Baltimore American, was
an event of greet moment in the
naval annals of the nation. The
mere rcdtal of the facts of tonnao
and a pin mount do not convey a
sufficient Idea of tho axtiinl flrrhtlnn;
rower of this monster that faVa Its
place along with) slater ships 'of
micht
Peanut cake seems to bo supplanl
Ins; cotton Bci-d cako an tho preferr
ed food for SwcedlHh cattle.
Cut This Out
And mail to t ha A
Co., Ft. Louis
free a 10 day tl
edv (NR Ubk-UI. (iuuruntned for Rheu
matism, Constipation, Sick Headache.
Liver. Kidney and Modi Diaeiuea. Hold
by all Ih-ugioals. Better tliim Pills for
Liver Ills. It's free to you. Write today.
AVERY & CO.
81-6S South rorayth St., Atlanta, Oa.
MACHINERY
...Lis
Reliable Frirk Cnglnea, Boilera, all Sites.
Wheat Separators.
BEST IMPBOVLU SAW MILL ON EARTH
Laroe Bnoints and Bnllara auppliatf
promptly. Shinole M ilia. Corn Mills, Cir
cular Saws, Saw Teeth, Patent Dogs,
Steam Govarnora. Full Una Engines aV
Mill Supplies. Sand tor traa Catalogue.
The difference
o the A. H. Lewis Mdlclns rCHlfiEnber tHlS
, Mo., and thev wdl aend you lllCtlluei III '
trenlment of 'Nature's U'm- save yonr life.
Man without liiiiiKlnntlnn novt-r
feels sure where he is nolnR to kind.
"If yer wants me to take yer out
on Sunday, Liz, get yerself up so'i
yer look like that!" Telegram.
THE NEW YORK WHIRL.
"Don't you lose time by living In
Jersey City?"
"Not much," answered tho Wall
Street man. "I have deskroom on a
ferryboat." Louisville Courier-Journal.
SOON DUB.
"The dream of my life is about to
be realized."
"What was that dream?"
"To see Teddy and Emperor Wil
liam exchange pulpits." Louisville
Cjjurier-Journal.
COLOSSAL.
"I want a few colored Illustrations
of beets and tomatoes."
"Life size?" Inquired the artist.
"Catalogue Blze," replied the seeds
man, with a significant smile. Louis
Mile Courier-Journal.
HIS CAPACITY.
Kind Lady (at kitchen door) "So
Jou were in the army during the war
with Spain? What was your capacity
there?"
Hungry Hobo "Double rations,
; me 'am." Chicago News.
ONE BIG DIFFERENCE.
Heck "In my view, the partner
ship of marriage is precisely like a
partnership In business."
Peck "You're away oft! In, busi
ness a man sometimes gets a silent
partner; In marriage never." Boston
Transcript.
rnslghtly Ccmploilons.
The co". tant use of Cutlcura Soap,
assisted by Cutlcura Ointment, for
toilet, bath and nursery purposes not
only preserves, purifies and beautifies
the skin, scalp, hair and hands, but
prevents Inflammation, irritation and
clogging of the pores, the common
cause of pimples, blackheads, redness
and roughness, yellow, oily, mothy
and other unwholesome conditions of
the complexion and Bkln. All who do.
light in a clean skin, soft, white
hands, a clear, wholesome senlp nnd
live, glossy hair, will find Cutlcura
Soap most successful in realizing
every expectation.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment are
admirably adapted to preserve tho
health of the skin and scalp of In
fants and children, and to prevent
minor blemishes or Inherited skin hu
mors becoming chronic, and may be
used from the hourof birth. Cutlcura
Remedies are sold throughout the civ
ilized world. Send to Potter Drug ft
Cbem. Corp., sole proprietors, for
their free Cutlcura Book, 32 pages of
Invaluable advice on care and treat
ment of the skin, scalp and hair.
A fast pace In marr'ases was set
In Now York lately, relates the Bal
timore American, when Clerk Six'cd
Issued a license to Mr. Swift to marry
Miss Hurry. Miss Hurry's father was
a business partner of Mr. Gallop. If
there Is anything In a name this cou
ple ought to be. in the running.
Buy "Battle aii" rMiotte.
ThoBe who bcc ftmie good In all
thlnRS know what real happiness Is.
War COLDS and r.RlP.
tick's Carnnmn la the neat remdr
rallies the aWitluf and fvarlhneaa cures
the ld and rentorea nortnul cunoiUona. lt'a
Huulil-eflwu liiitutiliauali. lu- " uA
ado., at drug aluraa.
In tin-tie latter diiys candor is con
Kldered Impoliteness.
The ' International Antl-CIgaret
League has 87,000 members, who are
pledged to abstain from tobacco until
they are 21 years of age.
Pon't Blslt Your Life
By neglecting Conatipttion. It lends to
sntotoxemia. There la juat one riRht rem
edy for l onstipation, that is Nature's Rem
edy (NR tablets). It's different from all
ethera because it is thorough, it corrects
the entire digeative system and the kid
nays, curea iyspepaia and Rheumatiam.
It'll easy and sure to act. Tnka one to
niRht you'll feel better in the morning.
Uet a 25c. Box. All Irunuita. The A. II.
lavria Medicine Co., St. Louis, Mo.
THTMP! THfMP! THUMP!
Mrs. Heck Ycur carpets are so
fresh and hrjght looking. What do
you use to clean thm?
Mrs. Peck Mr husband.
Wot UK A CHK-Htrhe' OA FTJDIIfV
Whether from Cold. Beat, Stomach or
flarrous Trouble, Capudlne will relieve rou.
t'a Uuuld-plaaant to take-acta Inimodl
auly. Try It, lue., ibc and sue. M dut
(Nothing troubles a handsome man
like the loss of his good looks, con
Cesses the Boston Pest.
IN THE RECORD.
"I guess these Indiana people aic't
o awful literary after all."
"How now?"
"I never beard of none of their
Congressmen asking for leave to print
a historical novel." Louisville Cour
ier-Journal.
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j', OF LITTLE SERVICE. '
"Judge, can I have back my maiden
name?"
"Will it be of any particular use
to you?"
"Your question Is almost rude?"
"Not at all. The last dame whose
faifcen name I restored changed It
inside of twenty minutes."
toulsvllle Courier-Journal. ' - -
Buy "Battle Axe" Shois.
In a turbine steamer the rhythmic
thumping of the pitsons disappears,
and instead the engines give out a
thin soprano song that rises or fallt
in key with the speed, sometimes sug
gesting a continuous squeal.
Mrs. Wlnalows Soothing Syrnp for ChlWrea
ietUng,BWftertheguniB,rertuceslnt!n.min.
feloa. aiiaya pa.ln.cnre wind colic H5c. a bottle
The pardoned poBt-convlct has
marked' his release by writing some
verses entitled "As I Leap Forth."
Wo thought, chirps tho New York
American, he had promlard to refrain
from that sort of thing if set free.
When shown positive and reliable proof that a certain
Temedy had cured numerous cases of female ills, wouldn't
any sensible woman conclude that the same remedy would
also benefit her if suffering with the same trouble i
Here are two letters which prove the efficiency of Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Fltchvtlle, Oliio. "My danfrhtcr wft all mn
down. Buffered from puinn in her aide, head and
limbs and could walk but a short distance at a
time. She came very near having nervous)
prostration, had begun to coiiRh a Rood deal,
and seemed melancholy by Rpelbt. She tried
two-doctors) but cot little help. Hlnce latin ff
I Lydia E. Pinknain'g Vesfet'iDia fjoiupounu,
Wood Purifier and Liver rills Hue has im
proved no much that alio feels and look lute
another glrL" Mrs. C. Cole, Fitchville, Ohio.
Iriuihurtr. Vermont. " I fcol it my duty to
& a few words in praise of your medicine. When I began
...... . 1 Ul. 1. J .1 .1 li 1 1. 1.1. 1M
taking " been very hick wim n.mn-j i..
bles and nervous prostration. I am now taking the sixth bot
tie of Lydia K. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and find myself
greatly improved. My friends who call to see me have noticed
a ffreat change." Mrs. A. II. Sanborn, Irasburg, Vermont.
' We will pay a handsome reward to any person who will
prove to us that these letters are not genuine and truthful
or that either of these women were paid in any way for
their testimonials, or that the letters are published without
their permission, or that the original letter from each did
not come to us entirely unsolicited.
What more proof can any one ask?
For 30 years Lydia K. Pinkham's VegelaWa
Compound has been tho standard remedy for
female Ills. No sick woman does Jutitloe to
herself who will not try this famous medicine.
Made eiclHsivelv from roots and herbs, and
has thousands of cures to ttn credit.
rwrgea, Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women
ti&Jr o write her for advice. She has
CUiued tnotisiinds to health free of chargn.
Address Mrs. Pinkbam, Lynn, Mass.
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Cathartics,
bird shot and cannon bull pillstea
spoon doaes ot catnartic menn-nKs
all depend on irritation of the bowel
until they sweateuongh to move. Cai
tarels strengthen the bowel muscle
o they creep end crawl naturally.
This means a cure and only through
Castarelt can you get it quickly and
tuturallv.
Cacarta-)l)e to-week'a tri-at-mmil
Allrtruitslala. HiSKi-ht il'-r
U tho wurld-iulllionbiui.- a muutn.
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SWEET POWDERS
FOR CHILDREN,
Mottter nra.
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It at our rlk-JM tu bo the a'.ia tw. "or"
Manine Co.25h Wmine BMg. St. Louis, Mo.
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Rclttcact: ts; bank it Lanisville. We iwsitk
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W. L. DOUGLAS
SHOES
5, 4, S3.S0, 3, 2.50 & 2
THE STANDARD
FOR 30 YEARS.
Mltliona of men wear
W. L. Douila. ibm b.
cauaa thay ar tha low
t pricaa. quality con
aidered, In tha world.
Mid. udm honor.of tho
Im.I loolhor., by tho k, .
moat aUill.d workmen, I ,JV-'.L
mi I n 1., iina V.;.'1 '
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c oil in, $8,011 to tt.
Boyl'Shots, $3.fJ 10
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M iii it it- ku it'-'f n the boltfin. I.t.tik f-1 iU
'J'ultra Ht MktiliBilii.ls. -'.ft Ct-I r f.v- trr$.
Ak your tint If r f . r W. t Ittni;!:' if not
for aid n nr town wt U'ft r M mlt m ili-n'm hN.h.iIihw.
tniv' t"w it-i tifili-r ly nisitl, Mutt-H .rtlrtit -lin i lioin
lailorydeiivi'irtl lr, W.L.IiuukJiu, Jiiucktii, Mm.
BUY "BATTLE AXE"Shobs
Send postal for
Free Package
of Puxtino.
Better and more economical
than liquid antiseptics
FOB ALL TOILET USES.
FREE!
Givca on a sweet breath ; clean, whit.
arm-free teeth antiaeptically clean
mouth and throat purifies the breath
after smokina ditpels all disagreeable
perapiration and body odors much ap
preciated by dainty women. A quicK
remedy lor tor eyes end catarrn.
A tittle Paxtine powder dis
solved in a glasi of hot watet
makes t delightful antiaejjtic so
lution, poueuing exlranrdiasry
cleansing, germicidal and heal
ing Down, and absolutely harm
less. Try a Sample. 50c t
large bos at druggists or by mail.
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