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I , , j . .rrr I HOW SHE EbCAPED. i B R I N G ! M 3 IT UP TO DATE. I CHINESE MOTHER WAS STERN Leg Well" "I wish to lay that I have used Sloan's Liul ment on a lame Ice that ..;Ven me much trouble for six It was so Daa mat i , 1 t WalK suiireu...vp .... - "k" I tricd doctors' medicine a I- (1 a rubber bandage for my j.'r -im! bought everything that I of, bat they (Ul did me no L1, u" last I was persuaded Lrvbl-an's Liniment. The first Ration helped it, and In two VoU my ,fS was wcl1' A' U HsteR, of Hunter, Ala. Good for Athletei. jjr, K. Oilman, Instructor of .,vi J17 Warren St., Rox. lvrv, Mass, says:- "My darling," said Mr. Sp'mnaiviorf, ns bo fiul.shcd the third helping of Ms wife's plum rulii'. "the lightness iiinl flavor of your cxielleiit cako give a grnnd nnd emphatic denial to all the rubbish written hi would bo funny papers iibnut tlm Incapacity of young wives to rook." She nestled close to him. "Or, perhaps," he ontlnuod, "It may be Unit my own little wlfey-plfcy Is better than nil others." "Oh, dinky," Kho whl happy yoi maisp moj" Anil tlii-n shn UiuuKht how lurky it wna that kIk hnd laid the rcmisq to "buy that cake nt tlio bakt-r'a. p Ihr r rr:inilnia oh n!lk dress mi i.f tin nt if.-, niii'U a nu'ss Alintn (ho m uIhk r iti. ii ml then Kitr'-rui-it fri'in tliu iniMip tin'iln. An.) wlih a cml.' niul little 111 rt Nliow-1 i.i Uio wurM a hiihhl. Hklrt. Tli- n hi. I lx.lililv wltlrt from vie A i j J stiowc.i i)n. wi.rhl a til-Kwn, too; A linlsiT-s!!p Ki'Wii then wan shown. J M"n h Hitjv.'-iitp all lit-r own! All tln'Hp hliM K'nt iy mulling or Unu gnwn that hrr criimlinuthcr worm. have used SLOANS LEIIMEiUT His Choice. "I suppose you always prefer to en lint nn-n who an- i.ot married?" I re marked to the sergeant who has charge of tho recruiting station ou Cannon street. No, you're rrilstn K'-n 'hero." ho hastened to reply. "I prefer married men every time. You i-ee," lei went on to explain, "we don't have to go to the trouble of teaching marrlnl men to obey." . , d.gb tn ruses of ex- trcme fatise after physical exer Von, wl.en an ordinary rub-dowa would not make any impression." Sloan's Liniment V is no c'i:il as a 'natisr.i, icurai- fcia or r.nypamor stillness in uic musiles or joints. P;!ces,25c.,E0c.i1.0O f;inltl iont on Ttoi , t .,tt Ik, IiP .,,,1 i, mi Itr jr eul Br. larl S. Sloan, Boston, Mft6SM U. 8. A.. THE UNEASY FEELINO. Not All Bad Luck. "1)1 1 you e.itih anytblm;?" I nsked the honest fisherman, who bad been Bpondim; n week v. 1 1 h rod and lino tiloliR the lirooki and the. I Ivors of New Jei i-vy. "No," ho Kniwlefl. Then his fare suddenly became brlcht with n happy smile, ns ho loKcd, "I didn't even fcet a bbe, thanks to my ijood mohqulto netting. " Anecdotes About Cheung nnd Her Son, Whom She Had Beaten ! When He Was an Old Man. "1.1 Klnp-yeunn'B mother was culled Che linn," wHioh n rorresM'iiileiit of i, thu North Chlnn Dally News. "Shu; wan by naturo no lessKti-rn than Intel Hi.;, lit. Bho was enrly left a widow, i with a fm whoso edurntion sho per- Bonally directed. Hehlnd tho family , residence wns nn old wall. One uay this wall fell down, when under Its j foundation was dlpcovered niony i piioiiRh to sink a i-blp. Tho moiher j then blcKscnl heaven and sahl: 'I have ; heard that wealth -,ot without labor can brlni? only misery to the person who receives it. Heaven, because of my departed husband's virtuous lile, lias pitied m In my poverty and dealt liberully with mo. 1 desire, however, . .inly that my orhan son may learn nnd uttaln unto perfect uiub rBtandlni? DOCTORS FAILED Suffered Ssveral Years Will Kidney Troupe, "Perena Cured Me." Mr. John N. tN'Htklns, 3133 Bhcnan Ooah A ve., Kt. Louis, Mo., writes: 'Ainonir nil I the ki i ally ad vertised medi cines for kid ney nnd blad der I roa I) 1 e tliero Is noth- liot which Ik V' "I .1. 1nrti. will not touch tho money.- tne, iwru- . Blirr,.r.,i r , Caose ..jii;il i mm 1 1 and EI!ect On kmiuhI d IU economy, well snvtior halting rrtulti, Snowirill Hofllett UiiliMinivukillyDKil byCiktrt, HolcU mil all uIiouk grril quantities o! hort Mij. Snowdrift lithe moil heilth lul aiiide known lor taking the place ol hocilard. It it composed ol uglily rrlined Mlicn rtrl oil, anil a sliglil proportion ol bl Ul. Snowdrift lloalcss Lar J It i'.' 1 by all progressive dialers. ind Imilalcil by many unprogresslve manuli 'uir.i. Beware ol die Impost. liens, n.mrj to sound like II, and put up In pir'. its to look like the 0K1CINAL STANDARD SHORTENING Snowdrift I logics Lard I THE SCLTBERN COTTON Oil CO. R.N Ixlxini Kw fork Chlris b,Kah The Other One. "Iti'.'il beauty Is Indeed rain," hn ro marked, kIiiiii'Iiik dlsapprovlnnly at tho crowd that poured past hIoiib the broad walk. "Tbounh I know thou.-aiids of women, tliera are but two I consider beautiful." "Who Is she?" tho Rlrl at his tddo asked, with quick Interest, and perhaps a tiny flash of jealousy. Ideas. Mtt!ehraln--I fhotild Ilk" to know what Wisely meant this morning. Wellington What was It he. raid! l.lttlehrain I batitu'tied to nay I didn't tell ull I know, and ho said ho 1 should think It Impossible for mo to ...ii i. I icu uny jjaii oi ii. fnre luBiied ordeta that tho coins should be covered and a houso built on the spot. "Her son 1,1 KlnnyeunK subsequent ly became nn official and even when white-headed ho did not allow tho simplest mistakes of bis Inferiors to puss unpunished. He wiw at one time taotnl of Chhsnl, m:d when on of the Kildlers opposed him ho ordered that 1hi man khould b( beaU'ti to (loath. jfc aftf if The nrmy was enraged and on tho for sev oral years with this trouble, suc-nt hundreds ot dollars on doc tors and medi cine1 nnd all to no purpoHe un til I took re run a. "(me bottle Sl:;,da,; a'Mr.Johr, N. W.tkin.. i thu nth.-rs put tifctlier, nn tneymuj lol.seni'il my system. I'l-runa eured i. in.. ...... I.,.- in tlm 1 iiia I im. .1 It for four months before ori.m oi r-vou '- '" ; '" : t"c'(,, -,o cm was ncoompllsbed. but Inner apartments, heard of the troul lo m in'iy ,,,.,,,,.,., , you rho ,,., j and stralRhtway cainu forth Into tho r(pj u rr.t ,-,, , to acknowledge, Judrnient ball. There she made her tn,. merits of l'onitin, which I tuks Bun'titnml ui) beforo her and ilercely pleusuio lu now aehitf." The Wedding Cake. Oh, you Utile lied of ItynH'Ilt You're n, iV-nMful rnlie; Of all the (tmlH mid a? l ! sscs. You lilelid tako tho c.'tke. A GREAT FALLING OFF. AVERY & CO. I'-M outh Forayth St., Atlanta, 0. MACHINERY "How thin little Jimmy looks after tils two weeks In tho mouutaius. Did he really fall oft much 7 "Yep; cliff, house, barn, cnerry treeB, everything!" A Paradox. Cnntrsrv la our human fata. Its blftory In In brief; Tlma Joy ruin In a motor enr 'Most always comu to urief. "'labia I rick engines, Boilers, all tins Wheat Separators. BEST IMFROVtD SAW MILL OS E'BTl Large Snginaa and alollers ae;ipl'e primpily bninUi Mllla, Corn Mills, Clr. eu'ar Sawa. Saw Taath. S.tf-nt DodS Slejm Governoi-s. Full line Inglnoo Mill Supplies. Sand for traa Catalogua. i m dill 6 rer.smter this it may save yqur life. Cathartics, bird shot and cannon ball pill tc poun doses cf cathartic medicinee all dpenil on irritation of the bowel until they sweatenougb to move. Cos carets strengthen the bowel tuusclea f they creep and Crawl naturally. Thii means a cure and only through Casrnrets can you ret it quickly and naturally, 61 t'ascarets 10o box week's trat- racnt. All draifilsts. Hlggest seller . " the world million boe a month. 5 ROOSEVaT'S CREAT BOOK "African GameTrails" Kee1f1 a man 1n rvpry plac U mill thin fmnimi nw bouk. Bring it to tb famllira In your lnfulltr wo bito 7"u Bi(Hinp..iT ot flfld nd bin FriniialrsHliin. TmIio thU ipriil chrincii. WrtMiur prulPtwvua Just Had to Do It. "Ren here," tab! tho jinlKO to thu Kiirrulous prisoner who was acting aa his own attorney, "you'll have to cut etit thoRo Interruptions. I won't allow you to waste the time of tho court." "Hut, your honor," rejoined tho prisoner, "what else can 1 do 7 I've) got no lawyer to do It for mo7" Bladder Trouble. Mr. C. )!. Newbdf, 10 Delaware street, Albany. N. V, writes: "Since mv advanced nite I find tbnt t havo l n fii .ju. tillj- troubled with urinary nllin'lits. The hl.oM-r seemed Inliat.d, niul my pliyst.-lan natd that t was caian h :ii:k. d by a pr..tnictect ;old which wi.nl.l be dllVi.-ull to over- , .,. ,,. .,,.ii t i. i roni" on aeeinnit or my H.ivanc.n ji-.iin. tnoliy of the entire (llstlkt Is Jinp.il , ( Vrrmyu ).ir()v (1.ir)nK , i.ji,.v0 illiod. Vou will compel your old nioiher j ,1llt j w.,,n, . ii,.)'.,i. ,ot found to to (to down into the K'uvo laden with j n. relb f that I soon bepan to mend. .h,,n. rl .lLorrace. How. moreover, i The Irritation Kra.lnally snbr-bb-.l, un.l upbraided him. " "I'hn emieror,' she l aid, 'has in tnitdeil you with this re:it trust, but you have uMirpid bis preroRatlvo and, in adnilnlsteilnn punishment, you do what you list. You have caused a man to be beat.-n to death who has not been on fit v of anv crime. Tho bar- ulll you dnro lo faro your unci slurs. "She then ordered the lb-tors Maud lin; by, who wen. full of awe nt the seine, to ttrlp the old oblclal of his robes nnd to punish him. They b at him on the buck until some of 'be mulerllnns came forward and betiited that the punishment be stayed. After a time ho wns released and the disaf fected soldiers returned to their ul h glance?." llllleultbn passed awiiy. I havo enjoyed excellent health now for the past Hcven months. 1 enjoy my meals, Bleep soundly, nnd nm uh well as t wi.a twenty years ugo. 1 glvo ull pialuo to J'eruna." Inconvenienced. "Mow are you enjoying tha Btata fair?" "Oh, the fair's nil rlht, but I'm stay- Ins with my city relatives," replied tba farmer, "and all they've got Is a com mon bathtub. I miss my morning show er terribly." Had Some of His Own. "Dorbsy brought back a bear's head and a lvnx, both mounted, as souvenir of his vacation In the mountains. Have vou nnv such fearful reminders?' "Well, I havo my weekly receipts for board and extras." The Reason. "Mv dog cbii tceut a storm a mils away." "Thin I'd get rU of him." "Whv?" "iierniiao ha Is evidently a Btorta scepter." A Sunshiny House. A new Brooklyn house which was erected on a lot between two oilier buildings was desl;neil In its Interior arrangement by a woman who lev. d sunlight. She iircordliigly sunlit to stimulate It for thu dark (lays which must Inevitably eomo lu thu jear's calendar. Every room and hall was tinted a foft, delicate yellow, yet there was no monotony In the tone, ns tho situation and plan of each room brought out different gradations of the color. A series of nrches In the entrance hall mado a lino tone licet. In the top story the rooms iK'd skyllchts of amber glass ; a most beautiful tone re stilled lrom thesn skylights. There was always such a cheerful tone in Iho rooms, no matter how pray thii day, tbat good spirits prevailed there, and the good health of the family was often attributed to the yellow tinted wu'ls and tbo amber glass sk; Hthls. Schuri Was Sure of Him. Carl Hi-hunt was (lining one night with a inun tthti had written a book of poems, so called, and who was pleased with himself, Tho poet was discoursing nn the time-worn topic of politics of Iho men who tako olllce. "I consider politics and politicians heneath my not lee," ho said. "I d not care for olllce. I wouldn't bo a senator or cabinet officer, and I doubt if 1 could be tempted by Iho offer of the presidency. Tor the matter of that, I would rather bo known aa a third rato poet than u ilrst rato states man. "Well, aren't you?" Schurz shouted at hi m. A Sad Home-Comlng. iTm,ir,t thu wjarly toiler wends Ms Ills tliowtMs en n K"n'l dinner bent: Piellv h" -' i hi" Hi.bblns: wlllei any: "oil J-J.ilm! The oook has wentl The rirst Meeting. I am to meet the duke nt tho dock." "Hut he bns never soen you, Ein. "For means of Identification, he Is tn wear a red cainiiuou mm . ... Twas Ever Thus. Actor I hear (he-managers have ac ,...i...i iti.'ink's new comic opera. f.rt(c No. They liked tha book .....it ..nnuL'h and the Jokes and tho hrics but whi-n they discovered that It could be t-'taged as cheaply ns one . ciuiUer-iii are s mvub to csrry a muuou ueii.n " . --- n, win. . - f - band.' A Fine Olstlnc ion. vii(or pee :our u :bbor ncrcss the wav has a piano. Can she sing? Musician tgiuumuj does. but she Alaska's Wealth of Coal, In coal resource's Alaska Mauds, su preme along tho eiiMre raelllc coast. There In, Indeed, plenty of coal In trie state of Washington, and Vancouver Island has probably morn coal under It than ever had England, but for a high-class anthracite or bituminous coal the present, and future genera tions of the l'acillc roast must turn to Alaska, as that is the only place it exists. The high grade, smokeless oral so essential for the raelllc squad ron of our navy exists only In Al.isl a. Columbian. The Winning Candidate. Two candidates for the same office) came Into a ci rtaln town one day. The one called at a houso where a lit tle girl came to tho door. Said ho: "Slssie, will you please bring tno a Class of water?" Having brought tho water, be gave lier some candy and sr-kod: "Hid tho man uhead of ma give you candy?" "Yes, fir." Then be gave her a nickel and said: "I!d he givo you money?" "Yes, sir; hs jave me ten cents.'' Then, picking her up, ho Mused her and said: "Did Bo kiss you?" "Yes, sir, mid ho kissed njiimma, tool" The Test. Btl0 Po you liko to press flow, rs? Ile-I must say I do enjoy pressing two Hps. Might Have Said: "Too Many." "The sultan of Sulu says ono wlfo tu enough." "Ho In very conservative. Evading Dt-stlny. "lian wan Illale to 10Un', "N it all nieu." -nn, well, the bachelor Is merely a slde-Biepper." The Newest Stratagem. Wild Duck-Now then, fellers, make . nolso like a gasoline' motor, and tbZ fool hunters mill think were aeroplanes! Puck. Fashionable. "How Is your A-lfo this fall?; "Just able te obblo around. -Life. Probably Had. He Is a very military looking man; no ever smelled powder?" I guess ho has, ho Is engaged tu bo married to Mb Red beak. Its Deserts. "What, n pity In "''ut murder casa tho Jury was hung." T think it ought to be! Theatrical. "Been to the show lately?" "No, I "In't sun moving picture In a month." The Way He Shows It. "Tom Spendem Is very iilmblo. Isn't he "Nimble? I should say so! You Just ought to seo hi a run tip a bllL" The Training. "Do you think my lessons have riven you a good mastery of fencing?" "1 thlni 1 nava n.-iu, .una. Whatever It la. "How much does It cost to support a wife?" "What's rour Income?" . . Scant Pasturage. "I am afraid that moths will get Into my bathing suit," said Maudo. "It would be a shaine," replied May mio. "The poor things would starve to death." HEALTH AND INCOME Both Kept Up on Scientific Food. In the Gloatrlng. The shades of evening were falling. Tho dim electric lights feebly strove to pierce tho gloom thnt over shadowed the platform of the elovutec" loop station. There was no i-owil a most nn usual happening and the. young mai and young woman who were In the darkest spot, close together and busily conversing, had tho platform uimost to themselves. Impulsively she leaned nearer. With a swift motion sho put bor arms nround his neck and At this precise moment the man on the west platform, directly opposite, who had been Idly watching tho pair, turned hU head nnd looked the othi.r way. It was none ot bis business. Tho purpose of this story Is to as sure thoBe two young persons thai the man saw nothing except what Is here truthfully set forth. A Horae Note. "Horses are very sympathetica ani mals." In what respect?" "They are generally responsive to a call of 'Whoa!" Oood sturdy health helps ono a lot to make money. With tho loss nf health ono's Income Is liable to Bhrink, If not entirely dwlndlo away. When a young lady hns) to make her own living, good health la ber best asset. "I am alone In the world," writes a Chicago girl, "dependent on my own efforts for my living. I nm a clerk, and about two years orci through close application to work and a hoarding Iioubo dlot, I bees mo a nervous in valid, and got so bad off It was almost IrnnnualVila for nm tn RtllV In tho OtllCO i a half day at a time, j "A friend sugncsted to me the Idea ' of trying Orape Nuts food w hich I did, making It a largo part of at leabt two I meals a day. I "Today, I am frco from brain tlm, dyspepsia, and all the Ills of an over worked and Improperly nourished brain and body. To Grape-Nuts 1 owe the recovery of my health, nnd the ability to retain my position and Income. Head "The Itond to WeUville," In pkgs. "There's a Unison." Kxmr trni th ho' lette-rT A nrvf .n Pnm Hit., tn lime. Ttavy i ar mrnuln. true, end full ol kouiaet lastercoU Charli Scribntr't Sons Ul (E. . lift Am,