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THE EVENING TELEGRAM, ' LAKELAND, FLA., FRIDAY, APRIL 16, 1920
1 J. I CHE V ROL ET For Economical Transportation I am certainly grateful to the good people of Lakeland for their assistance in removing stock of cars and parts in e recent fire. v I have practically closed deal for a modern sales and X service building to be erected at a very early date and am i it present located on Pine Street opposite freight depot there sales and service will be offered until completion of sew building. I can make a few more immediate. deliveries' in Four Ninety and F. B. Models and will offer all used cars at spe cial prices as I have no room for them. JOE W ILDER Chevrolet Dealer JUST SMILES T ? ? 'Twas the night before pay-day And all through my Jeans, I was searching in vain For the price of some beans. But nothing was doing, The milled edge had quit, Not a penny was stirring' Not even a jit. Forward, turn forward, 0 Time, in your flight Make it tomorrow. Just for tonight. Women are much like automobiles; To have they're exceedingly nice, But after we have them, the upkeep exceeds The original purchasing price. The lines of the body is what take? our eyes, The paint makes 'em look, oh. so good, But the lines and the paint aren't worth a gosh hang If there's no power under the hood The kind that are speedy all run into dough, And they have to be kept right in trim, A blowout or two, and the first thins we know We are riding back home 6n the rim. DR. WILLIAMS' 101 TONIC PROVEN REMEDY MADE UP OP THREE INGREDIENTS OF KNOWN WORTH Iron, Quinine and Magnesia are three Ingredients that will get right to work to clean out the disease germs of Colds, LftGrippe and Ma laria In your body. Quinine kills the germs In the Mood, Magnesia carries off the body poisons, and Iron strengthens and Invigorates. Dr. Williams' 101 Tonic contains these three ingredients properly pro portolned. It's the correct treatment for Colds- LaGrippe and Malaria. 25c and 50c bottles for sale at your drug store. INTRICACIES OF OCR LANGUAGE What's 1 he Thing to Do About Clothes This Spring? Mickey Dugan says: "I seen a ginny the other day wid a silk shirt on and comin' out av the shipyards, "X":-W"Hh..:" j meets a riveter wearin, kid loves We used to go up to FIft' avenoo to see de dudes, but now, be Jazes. the decks is swarmin wid 'em.'' ''Nor rain nor snow can make us stay If ye have tickets for the play, But let one drop the walk besmlrck And it's too wet to go to'church." If you don't think little things count consider the "stinger'' of the wasp. It is ,1-32 of an inch long. W. nd AJL JUtlAdUN REAL ESTATE AND LOANS Suite 5 Elliston Building Phone 150 SPECIALS 5b. 1200 feet frontage income bearing business proper ty, a snap at $20,000; terms. .No.. 2 Three modern dwellings, south side; a bargain at $10,000. Interlocutor ''Well, how do you feel this evening, Mr. Bones?" tt, i Mr. nones I feel fine. I sure am a happy man. Don't you know-my !. wife is a perfect angel." Xl Inter. "Your wife an angel! How rlnpa aha roaamhla nn nr1 J' 3 IZO-acre farm, with five acres bearing seedling Z Mr. B.-"weii, sah, she is always ! 1 4! J J!i ft PAA. ' . jjruvc in spicnuiu vunuilion; $0,dUU. $ UP m tne air, harping all the time 'X and has nothing to wear." "1T..1...... T . The construction Of the English language must appear most formid able to a foreigner, One of them look ing at a picture of a number of ves sels said: "See Miat (a flock of ships!'' He was told that a flock of ships was called a fleet and that a fleet of sheep was called a flock. And, it was added, for his guidance in mastering the intricacies of our lan guage that a "flock of girls is called a bevy, and that a bevy of wolves is called a pack, and a pack of thieves iscalled a gang, and a gang of angels jls called a host, and a host of por poises is called a shoal, and a shoal of buffaloes is called a herd, and a herd of children is called a troup, and a troup of partridges is called a covey, and a covey of beauties is called a galaxy, and a galaxy of ruf fians is called a horde, and horde of rubbish is clled a heap, and a heap of oxen is called a drove, and a drove of blackguards is called a mob, and a mob of whales is called a school, and a school of worshippers is called a congregation, and a congregation of engineers is called' a corps, and a corps of robbers Is caled a band, and a band of locusts is called a swarm i'nd a swarm of people is called a crowd.'' Some cities pay so much for coun try roads that they have little left for their own streets. Inter. ''The Kreolite Quartette will now render that pathetic ballad. "I Will Throw Away My Tweezer Until My Eyebrows Meet Again." ' She "What makes you so silly?" i He ''I slept under a crazvquilt last .night." She seemed as plump as any peach On dress parade last Sunday, But when I met her on the beach She looked like meatless Mondav. in THERE CAN BE NO GOOD LOOKS WITHOUT GOOD LOOKING TEETH ! The generally acknowledged truth of this assertion and the consequent importance of the care of the teeth urge the selection of the bst means to the end. We Sell the World's Best TOOTH PASTE AND POWDERS And the Brushes to Apply Them With More than 2,000 croupiers and oth er employes are on the payroll of the company which operates fhe famous gambling casino at Monte Carlo. Miller's Aniliepflo 0H. Known an 1 I1Q Will PosidTelr ReliT Pain In a Few Minutes Try It right now for Rheumatism, Neuralgia, l.iimlmiio, sore, stiff ami swol len Joints, pain la the heail, back and limbs, corns, bunions, ete. After one mliiation pain usually disappears si it by magic, A ew .remedy used externally for ( oiirIis, Colds. Croup, Inlluonza,' Sore Iliroat, Hlplitheria and Tonsilitis. J'lus oil Is conceded to be tiip most penetratinc remedy known. Its prompt and Immediate cITert In lellevbin pain s due io the fnct, tlial it pwietritos to the affected parts at once. As an Illus tration, pour ten drops ou the thickest ph'ct of sol,, leather and it will pene trate this substance through nuil through in three minutes. Accept no substitute. This ereat oil Is eolden red color only. Manufactured by Herb Juice Medicine Co. only. Get it at the Magnolia Pharmacy and Henlay Drug Store. Every man knows that clothes are high priced and that poor ones cost abou tas much as the good ones. What's a man going to do who wants to mat. his money go the farthest? There's only one thing todo; buy good all-win clothes; pay the price to get them. They'll save yon money because all-woll wears longer; you wont have to buy so often. We know; we've seen all kinds of clothing. Good stuff is wlaays economy. Hart Schaffner & Marx make clothes that really save for you; that's why we have them and why wt talk so much about these clothes. IF THEY DON'T SATISFY YOU YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK THE HUB J 08. LVAY PHONS 141 THE 8TORE RIGHT AT THE ARCH OP WELCOME HOME OF HART, SCHAFFNER & MARX CLOTH II L . . . . . STATEMENT OF THE STATE BANK OF LAKELAND Charter No. 11 AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINESS MARCH 4. 1920 RESOURCES it .fl Tr77: IJI, "'PHONE 30C - , SODAylGARSj STATIONERY! jTOILET ARTICLES 1 v In ALL KINDS I Water Mains Will Burst HOSE WILL GO BAD, FIREMEN WILL BECOME PROSTRATED BY HEAT A FIRE POLICY" NEVER WEAKENS AND ALWAYS PROTECTS. IT IS THE ONLY PROTECTION CALL US AT ONCE INSURANCE AGENCY Suite 12, Deen-Bryant Building Loans Overdrafts U. S. Bonds Furniture and Fixtures Real Estate $. 621,107.61' 669.86 13,846.00 22,629 94 15.73R"R Cash on hand and in Banks 476,134.43 Total $1,150,126.72 LIABILITIES Capital $ 100,000.00 Surplus and undivided profits less taxes and Expenses Pfjd. 22,164.83 Unpaid.Dlvidends 293 72 DEPOSITS ;'. $1,027,668.17 Total Gordon Grey Tires and lubes GUARAN TEED 6 000 The only tire that remains at the old price since the big increase in tires. We stand back of the guarantee on every tire we sell. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL AUTO ACCESSORIES Corner Lemon Street and Florida Avenue Dixie Highway Garage A. k A m 1 1Wl')C7'i V A . .... v ,f , wv, ifcu.f t if r 1H "Tin rTT n"1 11 it fl r T T voj v i A. H. DeVANE, President A. E. SLOAN, Vice-President W. W. CHASE, Cashier W F. REID, Asst. Cashier KING Phone 31 Lakeland, Florida sat t m 0 1 ckkxkxxkxx: JEWETT'S DRUG STORE (FORMERLY RED CROSS PHARMACY) Sole Agents 1 Lakeland's Leading Drug Stc- HANSOIS Automobiles Kelly Springfield Tires Riggins Motor Co 220 SOUTH FLORIDA AVENUE kkkkxxkxkkkxxkx-xj:x 444AAAAjul.u. . ...... Cull and Drop GRAPEFRUn In Good Condition Wanted at Once at COLLINS CANNING CO.