OCR Interpretation

Mesa free press. [volume] (Mesa, Ariz.) 1892-1901, June 02, 1899, Image 4

Image and text provided by Arizona State Library, Archives and Public Records; Phoenix, AZ

Persistent link: https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn95060636/1899-06-02/ed-1/seq-4/

What is OCR?

Thumbnail for

These Grateful Women Who Have
Been Helped by Mrs. Pinkham.
Women who have suffered severely
and been relieved of their ills by Mrs.
Pinkham’s advice and medicine are
constantly urging publication of their
statements for the benefit of other wo
men. Here are two such letters:
Mrs. Lizzie Beverly, 258 Merrimao
Bt., Lowell, Mass., writes:
“ It affords me great pleasure to tell
all suffering women of the benefit I have
received from taking Lydia E. Pink
ham’s V ege table Compound. lean hard
ly find words to express my gratitude for
what she has done for me. My trouble
was ulceration of the womb. I was un
der the doctor's care. Upon examina
tion he found fifteen very large ulcers,
but he failed to do me good. I took sev
eral bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege
table Compound, also used the Sanative
Wash, and am cured. Mrs. Pinkham’s
medicine saved my life, and I would
recommend it to all suffering women.”
Mrs. Amos Tromblkay, Ellenburgh
Ctr., N. Y.. writes:
“ I took cold at the time my baby
was born, causing me to have milk
legs, and was sick in bed for eight
weeks. Doctors did me no good. I
surely thought I would die. I was al
so troubled with falling of the womb.
I could not eat, had faint spells as
often as ten times a day. One day a
lady came to see me and told me of the
benefit she had derived from taking
Lydia E. Pinkham’s medicine, and ad
vised me to try it. I did so, and had
taken only half a bottle before I was
able to sit in a chair. After taking
three bottles I could do my own work.
I am now in perfect health.”
What One Woman’* Vanity Coat Her.
A curious story edmes from Monte
Carlo, the heroine of which has, says
the Paris correspondent of The Daily
Telegraph, lost a large sum through ex
cusable feminine vanity. She entered
the ealle while a former friend and
protector of hers was winning in a
sweeping style that seemed destined to
break the bank. ”1 am so glad to see
you here, prince, and jn such lack,
tool” she exclaimed. “Do tell me a
lncky number. It is sure to win, for
you are now in the vein. ” The prinos
generously placed a pile of gold louis
before the vivacious lady, whose beauty
had successfully defied the effects of 36
winters, and said, “Put it all on the
number of your years and reap a golden
harvest. ” The lady reflected, hesitated,
and then placed the pile on 27. An in
stant later the croupier sang ont,
“Thirty-six red wins 1” The lady mut
tered: “Ah, mon Dieu! Thirty-six is
exaotly my age,” and fainted on the
Even very young women are seen
with strongly marked wrinkles in the
forehead which they have acquired
through contracting the brows. A friend
tells me that these wrinkles will disap
pear nnder the following treatment:
Bind the forehead at night with a
compress of new linen soaked in a mix
ture of equal parts of alcohol and white
of egg Allow the compress to remain
on all night and continue the treat
ment until the wrinkles have disappear
Lazy Liver
have been troubled a great deal
with a torpid liver, which produces constipa
tion. I found CASCARETS to be all you claim
for them, and secured such relief the first trial,
that I purchased another supply and was com
pletely cured. I shall only be too glad to rec
ommend Cascarets whenever the opportunity
Is presented.” J. A. Smith.
2920 Susquehanna Ave., Philadelphia, Pa.
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do
Good. Never Sicken. Weaken. or Gripe. 10c. 20c. 00c.
Stcrliac Re«**dy C«|i>nr, Chicago, Montreal. New York. '«0
WTA DIP Sold and guaranteed by all drug
• I U*DAO gists to CTUK Tobacco Habit.
ONE FOR A DOSE. Cure Sick Headache
and Dyspepsia, Remove Pimples and Purify the
Blood, Aid Digestion and Prevent Biliousness. Do
not Gripe or Sicken. To convince you .we will mail
sample free, or full box for'2sc. DR. BOSANKO
CO., Fhllsda., Penaa. Sold by Druggists.
\D? MEYERS tSL fcxssa g
218 S. Broadway, Los Angeles.
Has removed from corner Geary and
Grant avenue to
114-116 Kearny St., S. F.
Best Styles of Cloaks and Suita.
P. N. U. L. A.-- • No. 92
She—You say you met your friend
accidentally? He—Yes; I fell in with
him while skating.—Yonkers States
The maid—l’ll be a sister to you. The
man—Not much! I’ve just got enough
collar buttons for myself.—New York
Evening Journal.
“You married me for my money.”
“What of It? You married me for my
beauty.” “Well, both securities have
The sister—l have become engaged
to Fred. The brother—Whatever In
duced you to do that? The sister—Why,
Fred, of course!—Judge.
Miss Fondart—Jack, what do they
mean when they speak of a first-water
diamond? Jack—One that’s never been
soaked.—Jeweler’s Weekly.
Visiting Englishman—How do you ac
count for this policy of expansion? Mr.
Starzenstripes—Well, you see, we got
hot. Heat always expands.—Life.
She—ln this story it refers to empty
bottles as “dead men.” That’s absurd.
He—Where’s the absurdity? She —Well,
dead men tell no tales; empty bottles
do. —Moonshine.
“It’s depressing, Isn’t It, to find
feathers sticking to your Thanksgiving
turkey?” “Well, It certainly does make
one feel down In the mouth.”—Phila
delphia Bulletin.
“Who Is the smartest boy In your
class, Bobby?” asked his uncle. “I’d
like to tell you,” answered Bobby,
modestly, “only papa says I must not
boast.”—Harper’s Baza...
Graduate—Now that I have my med
ical diploma, professor, where would
you advise me to practice for wealth?
Professor —In any first-class health re
sort.—Detroit Free Press.
Tall one (angrily)—Don’t dare to con
tradict me again, sir; don’t you know
that I could eat you If I chose? Short
one —Ah! but I should disagree with
you even more, then. —Ally Sloper.
Senator Depew—At this point, Mr.
President, I am reminded of an anec
dote Several other Senators—Mr.
President, I move he have leave to
print the anecdote.—Chicago Tribune.
Mrs. Jimlet—Harold writes from col
lege that he’s larnln’ to fence. Farmer
Jimlet—Good enough! I’ll let him
string more’n half a mile o’ barb-wire
fence as soon as be gits hum.—Judge.
Lady—l wish to get a birthday pres
ent for my husband. Shop-walker—
How long have you been married, mad
ame? Lady—Ten years. Shop walker
—Bargain counter to the‘right, mad
ame. —Boston Traveler.
Captain (to young cadet just arrived
on board)—Well, youngster, the old
story, I suppose —the fool of the fam
ily sent to sea. Young cadet—Oh, no,
sir. That’s all been altered since your
day.—Melbourne Times.
“Bridget, what is that child crying so
wildly for?” “Sure, mum, lie’s just
drinked all his soothin’ syrup and ate
the cork, and I don’t know now what
ails him, unless It’s the bottle be wants
to swallow!”—Tit-Bits.
“I,” said the orator, “am an Ameri
can of the good old stock, rooted deep
in the soil ” “The only stock I ever
heard of that rooted deep in the soil,”
said the farmer in the audience, “was
hogs.”—lndianapolis Journal.
Blobbs—What nonsense it is for
newspapers, in their accounts of wed
dings, to describe the brides being led
to the altar! Slobbs—How so? Blobbs
—Why, most of the girls could find
their way in the dark.—Tit-Bits.
Jones—Dear me! You say you often
lay down the law to your wife; how do
you go about it? Bones—Why, all you
need is firmness. I usually go into my
study, lock the door, and do It over the
transom; all you need is firmness—ln
the door!—Puck.
“What did Colonel Stilwell say about
the brandied peaches we sent to cheer
his convalescence?” “He said he was
afraid he wasn’t strong enough to eat
the fruit,” replied the little girl, “but
that he appreciated the spirit in w’hich
it was sent."—Exchange.
Farmer Oatley (reading from news
paper to his wife)—“lt is estimated
that the recent dinner given, by Mrs.
Bunderblank was served at a cost of at
least ten dollars a plate.” What must
the victuals have cost? Mrs. Oatley—
Laud’s sake, Joshua! And such folks
always has a different plate for every
thing they eat.—Harlem Life.
Boatswain (to newly joined cadet)—
Come, my little man, you mustn’t cry
on board of one of her majesty’s ships
of war. Did your mother cry when
you left? Cadet—Yes, sir. Boatswain
—Silly old woman! And did your sister
cry? Cadet—Yes, sir. Boatswain-
Stupid little thing! And did your fath
er cry? Cadet—No, sir. Boatswain—
’Ard ’earted old beggar!—Punch.
Counsel—What is your age, madam?
Witness—Forty-seven, sir. Counsel-
Married or single? Witness—Single. I
never had an offer of marriage in my
life, and if it is of any Interest to the
court I don’t mind saying that I have
worn false hair for nearly thirty years.
Counsel—Hem! That is all, madam.
There is no use in trying to shake the
direct testimony of so truthful a wom
an as you are.—Exchange. *
The other day the police made a raid
on a betting club, and after taking the
names of the men they found there told
them to appear at the court the next
morning, w hich they did. To one of the
delinquents the magistrate said: “What
are you by trade?” “A locksmith, sir.”
“Well, what are you doing when the
police made the raid?” “Well, sir, I
was just making a bolt for the door.**
- Family Doctor.
The Cayman Islands were nearly over
whelmed by the recent storm. Apparently
secure things are not safe. Even if you
have health be on your guard. Disease
works stealthily. An occasional dose ot
Hostetler’s Stomach Hitters will keep the
bowels regular and disease at bay. If you
have indigestion and constipation.
A Re lie o( Other Day*.
Tommy—Mamma, why have you got
papa’s hair in a locket ?
His Mother—To remind me that he
once had some, Tommy.—Jewelers
A Pure, Vegetable Compound.
No mercurial or other mineral poisons in
Cases rets Candy Cathartic, only vegetable sub
stances, late medical discoveries. All drug
gists, 10c, 25c, 50c.
When a girl is well armed, you nay be
sure there is a man about.
There was a young man from Lenore,
Who boldly went off to the war;
The “beef’ made him sick
He recovered quite qick
By the prompt use of old Jesse Moore.
“Spare me l pleaded the trembling
captive, falling upon his knees.
“Very well," replied the cannibal,
with a grin. “I will save you for my
Sunday dinner. ” —New York Journal.
Alien’s Foot-Ease, a powder for the fest.
It cures painful, swooleiij smarting feet
and instantly takes the sting out of corns
and bunions. It’s the greatest comfort
discovery of the age. Allen’s Foot-Ease
makes tight-fit ting or new shoes feel easy.
It is a certain cure for chiblains, sweating,
damp, callous and hot, tired aching feet.
We have over 10,000 testimonials of cures.
Try it today. Sold by all druggists and
shoe stores. By mail foi* 25c. in stamps.
Trial package FREE. Address Alienas.
Olmsted, Ee Roy, N. Y.
Dungerw In Mercury.
Mercury is a foe to life Those who
make mirrors, barometers or thermom
eters. etc., scon feel the effect of the
nitrate of mercury in teeth, gums and
the tissues of the body
For 90 days, sugar beet, alfalfa and fruit
lands, $15.00 to $25.00 per acre, easy terms,
watered by the largest irrigation system in
America, annual water rental $1.25 per
acre. Climate equal to California. Ad
dress, F. G. Tracy, Eddy, New Mexico.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s
Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use
for their children during the teething
I believe my prompt use of Piso’s Cure
prevented quick consumption.—Mrs. Lucy
Wallace, Marquette, Kan., Dec. 12, ’95.
piTC Permanently Cured. Nofltsornervous
01*5 n ess after first day’s use of Dr. Kline’s
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE $2.00
trial bottle and treatise. Dr. R. H. Kline, Ltd.
930 Arch St. Philadelphia, Pa
The readers of thin paper will be pleased to
learn that there Is at leat't one dreaded disease
that science has been able to eure in all its
stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall’s Catarrh Cure
Is the only positive cure known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis
ease, requires a constitutional treatment. Hall’s
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous suifaces of the
system, thereby destroying the foundation of
the disease, and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and assisting
nature in doing its work. The proprietors have
so much faith in its curative powers, that they
offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that It
falls to cure. Bend for list of testimonials.
Address, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by Druggists, 75c.
Hall’s Family Pills are the best.
Her Age at Monte Cano.
A curious story comes from Monte
Carlo the heroine of which has lost a
large sum through excusable female
vanity. She entered the gaming saloon
while a former friend of hers was win
ning in a sweeping style that seemed
destined to break the bank.
“I am so glad to see you here, prince,
and in snch lack, too!” she exclaimed
“Do tell me a lucky number. It is sure
to win, for you are now in the vein. ”
The prince generously placed a pilfc
of gold louis before the vivacious lady,
whose beauty had successfully defied
the effects of 36 winters, and said:
“Put it all on the number of your
years and reap a golden harvest."
The lady reflected, hesitated and then
placed the pile on 27.
An instant later the croupier sang
“Thirty-six red wins!”
“Heavens!” muttered the lady as
she fainted. “Thirty-six is exactly my
acre I ’ ’
ALABASTINE is the original
and only durable wall coating,
entirely different from all kal
eomines. Ready for use In
white or twelve beautiful tints
by adding cold water.
LADIES naturally prefer ALA
BASTINE for walls and ceil
ings, because it is pure, clean,
durable. Put up in dry pow
dered form, in five-pound pack
ages, with full directions.
ALL kalsomines are cheap, tem
porary preparations made from
whiting, chalks, clays, etc.,
and stuck on walls with de
caving animal glue. ALABAS
TINE Is not a kalsomine.
BEWARE of the dealer Who
says he ean sell you the “same
thing” as ALABASTRINE or
“something just as good.” Re
is either hot posted or is try
ing to deceive you.
he has bought cheap and tries
to sell on ALABASTINE'S de
mands, he may not realize the
damage you will suffer by a
kalsomine on your walls^
Sensible dealers will not buy
a lawsuit. Dealers risk one by
selling and consumers by using
infringement. Alabastine Co.
own right to make wall coat
ing to mix with cold water.
The interior walls of
every schoolhouse should be
coated only with pure, durable
ALABASTINE! It safeguards
Eealtti. Hundreds of tons are
used, annually Lor this work.
that packages are properly la
beled. Beware of largo four
pound package light kalso
mine. offered to customers as
a five-pound package.
NUISANCE of wall paper is ob
viated by ALABASTINE. It
can be used on plastered walls,
wood ceilings, brick or can
vas. A child can brush it on.
It does not rub or scale off.
Established in favor, shun
all imitations. Ask paint dealer
or druggist for tint card. Write
for “Alabastine Era,” free, to
ltupids, Michigan.
Taking a Walk.
Justice—What have you to say in an
swer to the charge of stealing this
man’s plank walk?
The Accused—l took it. by advice of
my physician, yer honor. He told me
to take a long walk every day. This
was the first long walk I saw today, and
of course I tock it. A man can’t afford
to employ a doctor unless he takes his
Justice—The court! however, will
give you advice for nothing—three
months’ rest. You will take it in the
house of correction. —Boston Tran
• A Subtle Plea.
While Sir M. E Grant-Duff was gov
ernor general of Madras a judge im
posed a fine on a native Christian. The
latter had no lawyer to defend him, but
he put in the following remarkable
plea “Your honor may be right, I may
be wrong; I may be right, honor wrong
Let honor give me back the fine, and
then at day of resurrection, when all
hearts will be open, if I am wrong 1
will most gladly, sir, return your honor
the money.'
44 In' Union
There is Strength ”
True strength consists in the union, the
harmonious •working together, of every
part of the human organism. This strength
can never be obtained if the blood is im
pure. Hood's Sarsaparilla is the standard
prescription for purifying the blood.
Even Though lie Hated Lawyers.
President Dreher of Roanoke college
tells this story of the late Edward Aus
ten of Boston: “Meeting President Eliot
of Harvard some years ago, he said,
with a familiarity warranted by a life
long acquaintance: ‘Stop, Charlea
What is the next building you want at
“President Eliot replied, ‘The build
ing we most need now is a new build
ing for the law school. ’
“ ‘Ob.’ said Mr. Austin, ‘I hate law
yers I But what do you suppose such a
building would cost?’
“The president thought a moment
and replied: ‘lt would depend on the
material used. An adequate building
of brick could be built for from $60,000
to $70,000.’
“ ‘Are you sure,’ asked Mr. Austin,
‘that SIOO,OOO would be enough to pro
vide a thoroughly good building?’
“ ‘Yes, ’ replied the president.
“ ‘l’m your man,’ said Mr. Austin.'
An Excellent Combination.
The pleasant method and beneficial
effects of the well known remedy.
Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co., illustrate
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa
tive principles of plants known to be
medicinally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refreshing to the
taste and acceptable to the system. It
is the one perfect strengthening laxa
tive, cleansing the system effectually,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
gently yet promptly and enabling one
to overcome habitual constipation per
manently. Its perfect freedom from
every objectionable quality and sub
stance, and its acting on the kidneys,
liver and bowels, without weakening
or irritating them, make it the ideal
In the process of manufacturing figs
are used, as they are pleasant to the
taste, hut the medicinal qualities of the
remedy are obtained from senna and
other aromatic plants, by a method
known to the California Fig Syrup
Co. only. In order to get its beneficial
effects and to avoid imitations, please
remember the full name of the Company
printed on the front of every package.
For sale by all Druggists.—
Best Prescription for Malaria, Chills and Fever,
Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic
It is simply Iron and Quinine in a tasteless form.
Grove’s is the only Chill /MA Jm First Tasteless Tonic
cure that is sold through* / C H| LnpSiMlfoßß* ever manufactured. All
out the entire malarial |Aiju> Ad .l other so-called “ Taste
sections of the United FAT less” Tonics are imita-
States. Every dealer is \ mFfT .. „ A , A • .
authorized to guarantee tl ' ans « Ask any druggist
Grove’s. No cure No |l||| about this who is not
Pay, Price 50c. N lf rV PUSHING an imitation.
PARIS MEDICINE CO., St. Louis, Mo. Gentlemen: —We wish to congratulate you on the increased
sales we are having on your Grove’s Tasteless GhSBB Tonic. On examining our record of
inventory under date of Jan. Ist. we find that we sold during the Chill season of 1898, 2260 dozen
Grove’s Tonic. Please rush down order enclosed herewith, and oblige,
Yours truly, MEYER BROS. DRUG CO.
The Reason so Nlanv Women Are Sick.
Mrs. Eliza Wike,l9oo Iron St., Akron,o.
Mrs. Eliza Wike says: “I would be
in my grave now if it had not been for
your God-sent remedy, P-eru-na. Ev
erybody says I am looking so much
better. No doctor could help me as
Pe-ru-na did. I was a broken down
woman. It is now seven years past
that I was cured.”
Mrs. Sarah Gallitz, of Luton, la.,also
writes: “I was suffering with the
change of life. I had spells of flowing
every two or three weeks, which would
leave me nearly dead. I had given up
hope of being cured, when I heard of
Dr. Hartman’s remedies and began to
use them. I am entirely cured and
give all the credit to Pe-ru-na and
A healthy woman is becoming more
and more rare. But comparatively
few women who are suffering with
catarrh now that this is the case. Their
trouble is called dyspepsia, heart
trouble, female weakness, weak lungs,
nervous debility; indeed, almost the
whole category of medical terms has
My love is the wind, and his heart is mine.
Hore under the midnight sky
(Ve sleep, and we dream in the starlit gleam
And wake to the sea bird’s cry.
tfhen the day comes back and the sails unfurl
As blue billows fluff into foam,
We laugh in delight at the hurricane’s flight
And kiss when the ships come home.
—Herbert Randall in Connecticut Magazine.
Time to Wake.
Judge Wheaton A. Gray was hearing
a criminal case in Fresno, and on a
warm. day. at the end of a long har
angue by tli,e prosecuting counsel, he
noticed one of the jurymen asleep. As
soon as the argument was completed,
the judge addressed the jury in this pe
culiar manner “Gentlemen of the ju
ry, the prosecuting attorney has com
pleted his argument Wake up and lis
ten to the instructions of the court. ”
every month, of some diseftse that they sup
posed whs incurable. Pains in the back, sleep
lessness, tired feeling, etc. -The remedy mnst
get at the seat of the disease—
Moore’s Revealed Remedy
will do it every time. The thousands who
have used it are loud in their praises. It’s
only SI.OO per bottle at yonr druggist’s.
|r BICKFORD, Washington, D. C., they
11 will receive quick replies. B. sth N. if. Vols
Staff 20tli Corps. Prosecuting Claims since 1873.
Free by mad if fl * j
ITCHING Piles produce moisture and cause itching'
This form, as well as Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles are cured by Or. Bp-san-ko’s Pile Remedy
Stops itohing and bleeding. Absorbs tumors. 60c a
Jar at druggists or sent by mail. Treatise free. Write
me about your caaa DR. BOSANKO. PhUada.. Pa.
I Cheap Hoisting
IwSPlw A* //Tvm A Hercules gasoline hoist will hand!#
✓ a ton °f 3°° feet for half a cent. So,
| why use steam? 200 H. P. is the largest
Will• MMarGnlN i I ’we make. Get our catalog—send to-day.
31/1/ Hercules Gas Engine Works
been applied to catarrh of some organ
of the female anatomy. If these women
would only realize that their trouble
is probably catarrh of the organs pe
culiar to women or pelvic organs, and
cure themselves with Pe-ru-na, how
much unnecessary suffering would be
Mrs. G. C. Worstell, Clarksburg,W.
Va., writes the following letter to Dr.
Hartman. This is only one of the
hundreds of similar letters which the
doctor receives from thankful women.
Mrs. Worstell says: “I trust that no
one will think from this that I want
my name in public for any clause only
to let sufferers know where they may
find relief from many ailments. I can
truly say I have been much benefited
by the use of Pe-ru-na. I feel better
than T have for
two years. It is the
best medicine that
I know for female
troubles. I hiave
taken medicine
from the doctors
and found no re-,
lief; but when I
began taking Pe
ru-na I could see
that before I had
SREY kong srey neth
taken tiie first bottel that it was doing
me good. I recommend it to all suf
fering women. I think that it is the
best medicine in the world. I can’t
say enough in its favor. You can pub
lish this if you like.”
Dr. Hartman has written a book en
titled “Health and Beauty” especially
for women. It treats of female ca
tarrh in all its different phases land
stages. It is profusely illustrated and
contains common sense talks on sub
jects which should interest every wo
man. This book will be sent free to
any woman who addresses Dr. Hart
man, Columbus, Ohio.
An Episcopal Joke.
The Isis tells a story about the bishop
of Oxford. The bishop was at a meeting
engaged in auditing the accounts of a
sectarian school. Among the items was
one of £SO for an “occasional monitor. ”
One of the persons present asked the
bishop what an “occasional monitor”
was He is reported to have answered.
“I suppose that is the nonconformist
conscience. ’’
n,i TIE National
Mors’ Association.
We do a general PATENT BUSINESS. We
secure, introduce and sell patents. Our regis
tered attorney can get you patents direct from
the government without delay. Agents wanted
in every town to sell patented articles. Further,
information furnished on request. Room 618
Chamber of Commerce Building, Portland.
irrl dr. marteus
kLUIF french
W 0 F" \1 Particulars and testl
▼ T Vs ITI ■— I n monials in plain sealed
letter Mailed Free.
FRENCH DRUG CO-, 381 & 383 Pearl S«., New York
What would the world do without ink? YL
Forty years experience hi the making. Costs jjn
7a you no more than poor ink. Why not have ltf Zm
Next Year’s Oranges—The, Oroville
Mercury “is reliably informed” that
the owners of some of the largest or
ange orchards in that section have
been offered $2.50 a box f.o.b. for their
coming crop, purchasers to take every
thing. Oranges, it is estimated, will
bring into Butte county $500,000 this
year. The crop will be about 500 cars.

xml | txt