Postscript of the Apache sentinel. [volume], September 21, 1945, Page Page 6, Image 6

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Cone fun at the C3O spl
ash party at the new con
torment swimming pool last
week# i.t. Fatvcett, Glen
Edouard, liar 7 Burwell and
Hazel Brazier braved the
chilly winds to represent
the fair sex in the v/ater,
Among those present were:
Chester Grumpier, Life -
guard, Raymond. Tate, Rus
sel Procope, Butch Burrill,
Lt. Pino, Clelie Pecot}
Helen Davis,Clarene Smith,
Hazel Roberts. Music and
refreshments were provided
by the U3O at Fry.
"Jungle” Jones had a gay
birthday party last Saturn
day night. Most of the Post
personnel stopped by at
some time.during the even
ing.
."Swanee" claims he’s had
enough. He’s going to sac
rifice that LaSalle for a
Plymouth of unknown vint
age.
Daddy-0 ; is plenty busy
nowadays.' In addition to
his band and orchestra work
and his shoe shine stand
he is starting a kiddies
class in dancing with an
aim towards putting on a
kiddies revue in the near
future.
"Better Times" have come
for Babe Wallace,who coin
ed the phrase. He becomes
a Jodie this week. You’ll
be seeing him in the mov
ies soon.
Congrats to the 3CU Mules
baseball team which had a
"Mexican Holiday"-in Santa
Ana last Sunday, vdnning
both ends of a doublehead
er.
POSTSCRIPT OF Tins «PACHE. SENTINEL
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When you don’t know what
to do, govern yourselves
by theseWgeneral rules;
1. If it moves, salute it,
R, If it doesn’t move,
pick it up. • y
3* If it’s to large to
move, paint it.
Sentry: "Who goes there?"
Lieut: "Lieut. Gibson,"
Sentry: "I can’t let you
proceed without the pass
word, sir."
Lieut: ""Drat. it, man,
I’ve forgotten it. You
Snow me well enough."
Sentry: "I must have the
password."
Voice from the guard
house: "Don’t stand there
arguing all night. Shoot
him. "
"X shall now illustrate
what I have ih mind," said
3gt. Dillard, as he erased
everything from the black
board.
Pvt. Powell: "I’ve been
trying to see you all week.!
When may I have an appoint-•
ment?" - - j
Lt, bills onant: "Hake a .
date v/ith my V/AC secretary".
Pvt. Powell: "I did, sir,
and we had a grand time,
but I still want to see
you."
First little gi-rl: "Dr.
Jones brought our baby."
Second little girl: "We
take from him, too."
Landlady: "How do you
like this room as a whole?"
Gi's wife: "*8 a hole
it’s fine, as a room not
so good.”
21 September 1945
Philadelphia—A QM employe here fig
.ured there would be more wear and less
tear on Gl winter drawers if the -set of
eyelets below the waist was eliminated
Savings effected bv this simple change
are estimated at $3750 per 250,000 prs
of drawers.
Alamogordo, N. M.—The Suggestion
committee agreed it was a good idea
when Pfc Robert L. Bunge suggested
that the carpenter shops at the Army air
field here “make some cheap, wooden
stoppers so that men can wash in a
Observe- 1 «ie
single bowl of water instead of using
•several gallons." His plan will save an
estimated gallon of water a day per man.
I* oh 'v£^’
"You sure all the men understand ’
about conserving water?’"