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THE OKLAHOMA MINER
Change Safely Passed by
Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
B lpp Ml DADDY'S QVCNINC
LIFE U fMDYTMC
Wagoner, Okla. "1 never Ret tired
of praising Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
Change of Life I
was in bed two
years and had two
operations, but all
the doctors and op
erations did me no
good, and I would
nave been in my
grave today had it
not been for Lydia
E. Pinkham's veg
which brought me out of it all right, so
1 am now well and do all my housework,
besides working in my garden. Several
of my neighbors have got well by tak
ing Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound." Mrs. Viola Finical, Wagon
Such warning symptoms as sense of
suffocation, hotflashes, headaches, back
aches, dread of impending evil, timidity,
sounds in the cars, palpitation of the
heart, sparks before the eyes, irregu
larities, constipation, variable appetite,
weakness and dizziness should be heeded
by middle-aged women. Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound has carried
many women Bafely through the crisis.
TO KILL RATS AND MICE
Stearns' Electric Paste
Full directions in 15 languages
Sold everywhere 25c and $1.00
U. S. GOVERNMENT BUYS IT
The Real Boss.
"Sny, little boy, who Is the boss In
"Yes, I've got something to sell, and
I want to know whether to ask for
your father or your mother."
"Well, mamma Is the real boss, but
papa thinks he Is, so you would save
time by nsklng for her In the begin
ning, and If she does not want It she
will say that she can't do anything
without asking papa."
"A little Girl named Polly," said
Daddy, "could hardly wait for her
birthday to come. She had been
thinking about It for a long time, and
at last there was only one more night
and thu birthday would actually bo
"It was bedtime and Polly was rendy
for bed. But she did not feel sleepy.
At least she told herself she did not
feel at all sleepy.
" 'I'm going to stay awake for ages,'
she said to herself, 'and try to guess
what Mother and Daddy 'are going to
give me, and what we'll have to t:nt
tit the party. I do hope It will be Ice
" 'That's true,' finld n voice.
"'Who are you?' asked Polly.
"Tin the birthday Goblin,' said the
" 'Let me see you,' said Polly. And a
little Goblin hopped up on the end of
the bed and sat with his legs either
side of the biass rod at the foot of the
" 'Now who do you suppose I am?'
asked the Goblin.
" 'I've no Idea,' said Polly.
"I'm the birthday Goblin. That Is, I
am one of the birthday Goblins, for
there are a good many of us needed
for our work. There are such lots of
birthdays,' and the Goblin tossed his
head and laughed.
" 'I don't think there are so many
birthdays,' said Polly. 'I only have
one each year.'
" 'Ha, ha, ha,' sad the Goblin.
'Thnt's all that most Folks have. In
fact, I don't know anyone who has
CLEARS AWAY PIMPLES
Does Cuticura Ointment Assisted by
Cutlcura Soap Trial Free.
On rising and retiring smear the af
fected surfaces gently with Cutlcura
Ointment. Wash off In five minutes
with Cutlcura Soap and hot water.
When the skin is clear keep It so by
using Cutlcura for every-day toilet and
Free sample each by mall with Book.
Address postcard, 5utlcura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv.
Life is said to be a game of give
and take and most people give a lot
more trouble than they are willing to
yjfti' Just as well be
cs old at fifty.
past middle age
suffer lame, bent,
when a little
help for the kid
neys would fix
Vt it all up. Don't
:.. rJ- 1
HUH IUI kiuvci,
-v to get a start.
Use Doan'a Kid
ney Pills. They
thousands, young and old. They are the
most widely used remedy for bad backs
and weak kidneys in the whole world.
TiBsaStonT jT r W
RjstcrvMUburn Co. Pr.. BuffnToJ.Y.
ADVICE TO Till: AGED
Am brlnzs Infirmities, Mich as sluczUb
bowels, wenk kidneys and torpid liver.
have a specific effect on thee orcans,
stimulating the bowel, elves natural action,
and Imparts vigor to the whole sytsem.
ii' . U.wno.. tM choice Oklunoma and IjuI
AlienllOIl rarinerS lana farms forialo and ronton
mj urnu. Writ JAB. 1'. .iH.HN.01nreniore.OUi.
New Discovery! Takes Place of Dangerous Calomel It Puts Your Liver
Work Without Making You Sick Eat Anything It Can Not
Salivate Don't lose a Day's Work!
I 'discovere'd n. vegetable compound that docs
the work of dangerous, sickening calomel and I
want every reader of this paper to try a bottle
and if it doesn't straighten you up better and
quicker than salivating calomel just go back to
the store and get your money.
I guarantee- that one spoonful of Dodson's
Liver Tone will put your sluggish liver to work
and clean your thirty feet of bowels of the sour
bile and constipation poison which is clogging
your system and making you feel miserable.
1 guarantee that one spoonful of this harmless
liquid liver medicine will relieve the headache, bil
iousness, coated tongue, ague, malaria, sour stom
ach or any other distress caused by a torpid liver
as quickly as a dose of vile, nauseating calomel,
besides it will not make you sick or keep you from
Skilled women munition workers In
England are to be paid n common max
imum of 10 pence an hour.
SAVE A DOCTOR'S BILL
by keeping Mississippi Diarrhea Cor
dial handy for all stomach complaints.
Price 25c and 50c. Adv.
"Yes, mother "
"What are you children doing?"
"Yes. I am a Knight of the Gar
ter." "I see "
"And Edwin Is Saturday."
"That Is an odd name for royalty."
"Oh, It Is Just a nickname on ac
count of his title."
"What is his title?"
"Night of the Bath."
San Francisco has 1S.751 school-children
who have a total of $32,J,2S9.SG In
a day's work. I want to see a bottle of this wort
dcrful liver medicine in every home here.
Calomel is poison it's mercury it attacks the
bones, often causing rheumatism. Calomel is dan
gerous. It sickens while my Dodson's Liver
Tone is safe, pleasant and harmless. Eat any
thing afterwards, because it can not salivate. Give
it to the children because it doesn't upset the stom
ach or shock the liver. Take a spoonful tonight
and wake up feeling fine and ready for a full
Get a bottle 1 Try itl If it doesn't do exactly
what I say, tell your dealer to hand your money
back. Every druggist and store keeper here knows
me and knows of my wonderful discovery of a
vegetable medicine that takes -the place of danger
ous calomel Adv.
SWEET POTATO PLANTS
Immediate thlpmont. Nan or Hall and I'orto IUoot
1,000 to 11,000 at H 00 por 1,000: 1U,0C0 and up at tUO.
"Ha, Ha, Ha," Said the Goblin.
more than one birthday a year. A
birthday wouldn't be half the fun It
Is, If wo had a great, great many of
" 'I can't Imagine having too many
birthdays,' said Polly.
rt 'That's because you love them so
and you love them because they're a
treat because they only come once a
year. But you don't see how we can
be kept busy when Folks only have
one birthday a year?'
" 'I can't understand It at all,' said
" 'Well, Just think of all your friends
and their birthdays. And then think
of nil the other places all over the
world and of all the other Children
who have a birthday every single year.
Now, can't you Imagine we nre kept
busy, and that there have to be a good
many of us?'
" 'Oh, yes, now I see,' sald Polly.
'But what do you do?'
" 'To begin with,' said the Goblin, 'we
always have a word about the birth
" 'Oh, do tell me,' said Polly, 'If I'm
to have ice cream for my party tomor
row.' " 'Yes,' said the Goblin, nnd Polly
laughed with glee. 'You see,' said tho
Goblin, 'your mother thought perhnps
It would be nice to have n change, and
that Is what I have to do. I have to
tell mothers that Ice cream Is the thing
for the birthday that it Is better than
" 'And,' continued the Goblin, 'I tell
them not to forget the good, old-fashioned
way of putting a ring, a thlmblo
nnd a button In the cake. I have to
see about the presents, too. For how
well I know what the Girls and Boys
like as presents! That's our business,
" 'I'm really to have Ice cream to
morrow?' repeated Polly delightedly.
" 'Yes,' said the Goblin, 'and so are
all the other little Boys and Girls nil
over the world who are having birth
day parties tomorrow 1 The Goblins
are all around tonight. Most of them
aren't stopping to chat. I got through
very quickly, you see, and so I thought
I'd have n little talk. Your mother
took my suggestions so quickly. I
didn't have to coax her at all. But
your blrthdnyjs here and the sun has
been up some time. Good-by, happy
birthday!' And as Polly opened her
eyes, her mother was by her bed, whis
pering that always wonderful birthday
important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that it
Signature of Q&4ffiZK
In TJse for Over SO Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
"When Tommy had the measles last
month, his Illness cost nearly fifty dol
lars," said Mrs. Twobble.
"That alnt' all it cost," spoke up
"What do you mean, child?"
"I paid Sam Bllllkens ten cents to
lot me catch 'em from him when he
was breakln' out."
BOSCHEE'S GERMAN SYRUP
Why take ordinary 'cough remedies
when Boschee's German Syrup has
been used for fifty-one years In all
towns in the United States, Canada,
Australin, and other countries, for
coughs, bronchitis, colds settled In the
throat, especially lung trouble. It
gives the patient a good night's rest,
free from coughing, with easy expec
toration In the morning, giving nature
n chance to soothe tho inflamed parts,
throw off the disease, helping the pa
tient to regain his health, usslsted by
pure air and sunshine when possible.
Trial size 25c, and 75c family size.
Sold in all towns in the United States,
Canadn, Australia, and other coun
FROST PROOF CABBAGE PLANTS
All leading Tftrlollcs. 1,00017 00; 6 000 up Etil W. All
f.o b hpro. Tomato plantn at II 8M ltge and 1'epp
plants at 1150 per 1,000, 6,000 up at Jl 2&,f o b bar.
Postpaid lUo por 100. 1. r. Jamison, BUaatuTiLLK, a. a
M1 MIII'""1 iriTTTT
"Papa, what is the difference be
tween a sanitarium and an asylum?"
"About ono hundred dollars a week."
(ft AND CHEER
That Tropical Suns Have
' llurned Into tJoffee llerrlet
Vs In southern climes comes to ,.
fragrant richness In erory tin of
R. B. M. COFFEE
Ask nnr woman who Is Dralscd forthecof-
f ro sho makes. Slio will tell you that she
always uses rri rautxiconcelloDtainauio.
You can't buy R, II. II. Coffi. .iMPtloj frtiW
rouud. We let erocors rave only limited
supply to make frequent re-ordorlng nec
essary. This means It comes to you al
ways fresh. It comes In 1 lb. and t lb. olr-
tlKt tins, cacii containing a Tainauie
coupon. Tuero Is no bettor, itk your Gtsmt.
Ridcnoor-Bakcr Mercantile Co.
Oklahoma City, Okla.
Icportcn of Coiit
THIS IS THE AGE OF YOUTH.
You will look ten years younger if you
darken your ugly, grizzly, gray hairs by
using "La Creole" Hair Dressing. Adv.
If you can't gefover a matter, get
under it, for that muy be the only way
of getting around it.
W. N. U., Oklahoma City, No. 15-1917.
Work of Four Big
WORKS DAY AND NIGHT
Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends
all Stomach misery in five
Do some foods you eat hit back
tasto good, but work badly; ferment
into stubborn lumps and cause a sick,
sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr. or
Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Pape's
Diapepsin digests everything, leaving
nothing to sour and upset you. There
never was anything so safely quick, so
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach Is disordered you
will get happy relief In five minutes,
but what pleases you most is that it
strengthens and regulates your stom
ach so you can eat your favorite foods
You feel different as soon as 'Tape's
Diapepsin" comes in contact with tho
stomach distress just vanishes your
stomach gets sweet, no gases, no belch
ing, no eructations of undigested food.
Go now, make the best Investment
you ever made, by getting a largo fifty
cent caso of Pape's Diapepsin from any
Btoro. You reallzo in fivo minutes how
needless it is to suffer from indiges
tion, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv.
PULLFORD only $135.00
F. O. B., Quincy, Illinois
Attached to any Ford or practically
any other car la 80 minutes. Ho
mo ved in less time. No holes to drill
All steel construction. Note btccl
wheels, 10 Inches wide Does all
your heavy hauling coal, wheat,
hay, potatoes ; does your plowing,
harrowing, seeding, harvesting, etc.
Lugs can bo removed from wheels,
and a. larger sprocket is furnished for
road hauling. Live agents wanted in
every county in Oklahoma, Texas,
uoiorauo, y oming, ana rduw Mexico.
oes the i i x; - g
PftflPTipis j&&S v$7& '&$j$xi
Pullford pulttna two 12 inch plows,
with Ford Automobile
The complaint now In Mnnlln Is that
too ninny young Filipinos are turning
to the law.
Try your own advice bofore you
pass it on to others.
Write or wire at once for circular, or come to Dallas, Immediate deliveries guaranteed.
THE HEADINGTON AUTO CO., Distributors
1909 Commerce St, DALLAS, TEX. . . 1636 Broadway, DENVER, COLtt.
Why not improve your baking
You have the means in the
fluffy white milling known as
There isn't a day goes by without
contributing more satisfied women
to the list of Heliocrope converts.
First sack will .win you!
Oklahoma Citfy Mill & Elevator Co.