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THE OKLAHOMA MINER
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Colds Headache Rheumatism-
Toothache Neuralgia Neuritis
Earache Lumbago Pain, Pain
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A ragged imtl dejected child, with
nn untidy buhy on her knee, looked
up us the- district visitor entered the
"Arc you nione?" usked the Indy.
"Where Is your mother?"
"And your father?"
"Good gracious! Docs he do noth
ing to support you and your mother?"
"Whnt does he do, my child?"
"What you said nothing!"
Feet Felt Stupid.
Waltor had been curled up In tho
big armchair in the living room for a
long time, reading his newest book.
Suddenly deciding to run out and play
for a while, he got up and started to
limp across the room. Dad looked at
him, rather surprised at first, and
then questioned the youngster:
"Wlur are you limping for, Walter?"
"Oh, I dunno, dad," was the reply,
"only my feet feel awful stupid." Ills
feet were nsleen. Exchange.
As Marr ages Go.
"Who is that growling nt
"A weather man taking a day off.
Naturally he thinks his substitute has
bungled things more or less." Louis
After a man has been married three
or four years tho Itoinco and Juliet
balcony scene makes him weary.
IVJADE HIT WITH YOUNGSTER
Companionable Mother Need Not
Have Been Afraid She Was
Overdoing Her Romping.
A prominent Iloosier clubwoman
Is a devoted mother, and takes time
to romp with her children every night.
Tho other evening her eight-year-old
(laughter brought her chum home with
her for the night. The chum's moth
er Is dignified and never romps or
jokes with her children. So the prom
inent woman outdid herself for tho
children's amusement. Finally sho
said laughingly: "I must stop or Mil
dred will think you hae a nut for a
The next morning when she went
upstairs to pull her daughter out of
bed she heard the two youngsters
talking. And the little visitor said:
"I'm going to begin to pray that God
will make my mother into a nut like
What He Wished.
They were buying the son and heir a
new pair of shoes. Father had ex
pressed the usual wish that he could
buy a pair of number 10s as cheaply
as number 55s, and mother had ex
pressed the usual hope that the new
shoes would last a long while.
"And I wish," said the youngster,
"that you vould buy me a football so
that I could have some use for my new
shoes I" Milwaukee Journal.
Humbugs multiply as fast as any
other kind of bugs.
What You Have at Home.
Bo still and do not forfeit what you
have at home by turning to seek
abroad what you will not find. Fene-lon.
Those Who Dance
Must Pay The
There's a settlement in profit or loss, for
nearly every indulgence.
Sometimes the pay day is long deferred, and
in that case the settlement may bear compound
Often a payment in ill health is required for
tho dance had with tea or coffee during earlier
years. Sometimes the collection comes in sleep
lessness, sometimes in headaches, sometimes in
high blood pressure, or in nervous indigestion
sometimes in all these penalties.
Nerves won't always stand the whipping of
tea and coffee's drug, caffeine.
If you've been dancing to tea or coffee's fid
dling, why keep on till payment time comes? If
you're beginning to pay, now, why not cancel the
There's an easy and pleasant way to avoid
tea and coffee's penalties, as thousands have found
who have changed to Postum. It is a delight
with any meal rich, comforting and satisfying
and it never harms. Even the little children
can have a breakfast cup of Postum, with no fear
for what may happen to sensitive nerves.
Instead of paying penalties for your meal
time drink, let it pay benefits to you, by giving
natural health a full chance and begin the new
arrangement today. Any grocer will sell you, or
any good restaurant will serve you Postum.
Poetum comes in two forms: Instant Postum (in tins)
made instantly in tho cup by tho addition of boiling water.
Postum Cereal (in packagos of larger bulk, for thoso who
prefer to make the drink while tho meal is being prepared)
mado by boiling for 20 minutes.
Postum for Health
"There's a Reason"
AFRAID OF EARTHQUAKE
Years ago I'lng Hodle came up
to the big show from San Fran
cisco. He had never heard
thunder out In California, and
one night in St. Louis one of the
old-fashioned Missouri thunder
storms broke. IMng was shoot
ing pool In the basement of the
hotel when the fierce growl of It
I'lng dropped his cue, and slid
feet first under the table. To
him that rumble meant an earth
quake, and a pool table was an
excellent protection against fall
ing ceilings. The big leaguers
never hae forgotten that, and
kidded I'lng about It up to tho
day ho left fast company.
POOR TACKLING BIG
FAULT IN FOOTBALL
Flaw Apparent in Almost Every
Contest of Note.
Particularly Noticeable In Princeton.
Yale Game When Yale's Captain
Aldrich Was Permitted to
Make First Touchdown.
Poor tackling has been n prevail
ing fault In almost every big game
played in the East and the West.
The experts have harped on the fail
ure of the tacklers to bring down
their men as In the old days.
In the Princeton-Yale game, three
Princeton men had n chance to bring
down Aldrich of Yale as he circled
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the Princeton end for the first
touchdown of the game. Two of fie
Tiger players missed Aldrich entirely,
while the third tackier allowed himself
to be dragged over tho goal lino be
fore bringing Aldrich down.
In tho old days coaches had the
players Indulge In tackling practice
every day. The tackling dummy was
badly treated in the old days. It's
different now with the new game.
These are the days of tho forward
passes, shifts and deceptive plays.
There Is so much more for the player
to learn that the coach spends much
of the time instructing his players on
attack and defense that formerly was
devoted to tackling.
Percy Haughton, former coach of
Harvard, briefly explains why tack
ling as an art has suffered. Hero is
the way he puts it: "When a coach
has only a short time to prepare his
line of battle, In order to meet the
varied attack that he must face, he
cannot give too much time to one
subject. Tackling was once the big
thing in football. It still plays a
leading role, but has suffered because
coaches can no longer give the neces
sary time to perfecting that feature
of the game."
They occupy a small apartment and
Upon a colored maid. The other morn-
i Ing, when the missus was leining the
I house for downtown, a colored woma.1
I of robust proportions appeared at the
door and asked to see the maid, sue
was ushered In. That afternoon when
the missus returned, she was a bit
curious to know who the large party
"Oh, that's my cleaning woman."
the maid replied. Indianapolis Star.
CAMERA WILL HELP SCOUTING
Asserted Better Line of Information
Could Be Secured on Play of
Football scouting some day will be
done by means of a movie camera, Is ,
tho prediction of F. IT. Haskett, Ohio
State university photographer, u ho
lms been n student of tho game
for years. Figuring the actual time
tho ball Is In play at four periods
of fifteen minutes each at about eleven
minutes, Haskett estimates that a com
plete picture version of tho game I
could be procured for about $1:15.
With the new movio camera similar
in size nnd action to the better-known
high-speed camera In use today, Has
kett says a scout could get a much
better line on tho play of a future op
ponent by moans of tho film than by
Some elopements are duo to tho f.u't
that there are no wedding presents In
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"The first hundred years nro the
hottest," said the devil as a new ar
i ivnl registered " Life.
She Held It.
North "We have, but one pocket
book In our family." West "Does
jour vtlfe ever give you any money?"
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