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HO'M RNAL. A Oil Volume II. W. J. BLATTER, liditor. rieiiref rsrtirl MhllKiT away. We toll Tralk vkere'er ike leUa (be way.' WrttUn tot Uw Winchester Ilomg Journal. THE DESCRIPTION. v mi. inEMi r nuAvro There li t charm in that sweet voice, a fire in that dark eye, That ever lures me, though I would all Love's enticements fly, -And when I'd turn away, that thrilling voice's witching tone Steals on mine ear so touchingly, my cares and fears are flown. That form, 'tis more than beauty's mould, 'tis perfect symmetry, And all the modelled charms of old, would quick before it flee, frr all of Earth, or Heaven, that's fair is in that form combined, Each grace of feature sparkles there, each beauty of the mind. That brow, like to a spotless page where purest thoughts are seen, No furrows there of wrinkling age, or passions dark have been, (High, broad and fair, and ehaJed by those locks of glossy brown, Nought there but sunshine bright and clear no darkly withering frown. The eyes, those mirrors of the soul what sweet affection dwells Within that circle, wildly bright, yet soft as the gazelle's! 01 there's a witchory there, exceeding e'en the Poets dream, "When melting into tenderness, its wild est, brightest, beam. Could aught of beauty captivate, or win the guileless heart, There is enough of loveliness but that must soon depart; And what shall then retain the love that glowed in Beauty's hours? What when the radiant charms of youth shall loose their pleasing powers? 0! there's a heart that's richer than the depths of Plutus' mine, Where all that's good, and nobly great, their excellence combine; A heart that feels the wants and woes of all its fellow men For in it love to God and man in closest union reigns. But then the mind, the immnrtul mind, endowed with learning's gifls There, naught that's low or groveling -dwells; the soul it ever lilts To holy, high and lofiy things, it soars from Eanh away; Its gentle fancies, pure and bright.no place have here to stay. 0! there'a a witchery in that form and face so near divine, They're slill before me though I would erase them from my mind; And when I would forget them all, that bright eye's flushing ray Bids fond end faithful memory resume her wonted sway. Written for the Winchester Home Journal. A HEART HISTORY. CONCLUDED. Last winter, at my boarding-house, ti gentleman was one of the inmates for some few weeks from the South, the very neighborhood in which you live, though so completely had I lost sight of you as not to know where it was. One morning we were all thrown into a state of excitement and con aternation by learning that one of our fellow-boarders had been found dend in his bed. He had gone to his room as well as usual, the night before, and not coming at the customary hour to his breakfast, a servant was dispatch ed to learn if he was unwell. He was cold and stifT. The verdict of the inquest held up on his body was: "'died by visitation of God," and the attendant physicians, f which there were two or three, there being that many in the boarding tSouse, gave it as their opinion that there was probably some disease of he heart. That night, as all of us fTcre conversing about the sudden sieath of our acquaintance and fellow boarder, Mr. , the gentleman jCjora the south, related the circumstan ces of your husband's death and infer that it 'was very likely the cases ters similar. ' It was the first news 1 had heard of you for some years, av i at first I could scarcely believe it T l of the . same Mr. Raymond he l speaking, to whom, many years t re, I knew you 'had been married. I. after a few questions on my part sic. corresponding answers on bis, I fcoaw it must be the very-same. And, t how I longed to see you. I did not sleep ft . moment that night till day ,; WM dawning. Then I fell (or an hour '- M en tntn m -ntikl.J l 1 - . tr impulse oo waking was to start Immediately to see you. But that I Vnlrl not An. Thnt f r- 4 " 1 I ' 1. 1 . ' t a : ess nau dccd unuauauy protracted, , ;t it was nearly closed. . I could not kve till it was over. Then I would . l rite to yot. and tell you all how I ' ii loved you, how I had lost you, 4 how I longed to see jod again MA I and beg of you not now to spurn my love. But that would not do. You had forsaken mo in vour girlhood. You had married another whom, no doubt you had greatly preferred to mc, and how did I know such a letter, from onn for whom you no longer per haps eared at all, would be favorably received? Nay, rather would it not be thought to bo great presumption and effrontery in me to write suelt a one? I knew not what course to take but I must do something. I could not hope to see you under two months, at least, and I could not possibly endure to have J spirit, when it seemed as if she was no communication with you till that deserted by all the woild, u strong time. After several days of anxious ' arm was put underneath her, a man thought I sent you the letter you re- ly breast was offered I'm' her to lean ceived. Your reply was delayed sev-1 upon, and a noble heart showered up eral days longer than it ought to have j on her the priceless treasures of its been, so that it was nearlv a month from the time I wrote before I reeeiv ed your answer. What a precious let ter that was ; so kind, so lull of friend ly feeling, it seemed to me almost of alfection. I read it over and over, al most devouring the words as they were written there. Could it be that your hand had traced such kind, such affectionate lines ? It must be so. There was the name of her 1 had so long, so hopelessly loved, traced by her own hand and subscribed to lines of warm and lasting fiiendship. 1 seized my pen and rapidly Mace:' br j 'hey were comp iralivu strangers now. your perusal the history 1 hi've relit- i That lii'teen years ma.de great cluing ted and when 1 had linisl'.ed, 1 said to 1 s i character and habits of thinking you, "If mv prt'Seece shall Lk ivl.n.ni. when 1 come, it ! shall stand upon the - ' old friendly footing with vou, as on that parting night in the dearold vine- j suehatsributes of loveliness and per-! hn knows, that living, nothing will covered porch of y.air father's eot-j f'"ct ion, the ideal excellence might ; long part him from the love of bis tago, when I dared to press my first ! f-'de away when he came lo know her youth, and the choice of his manhood, love-kiss upon your unresisting cheek, 1 iis she really was; that nothing could i It was not a work of great labor to if 1 may dare to talk to you of nil be more absurd dian to suppose a wo- i put. Uuniside. in readiness for its mis the hoarded love of many years and ; man ol thirty-one could be lile a inai-! tress. A little pruning of the lordly you will not spurn me for my eflVoni-' den of sixteen, or a man of thirty-live j trees, a little clearing away of brown ery, I ask no communication in return ' like 11 bid of twenty. They were re-1 and scattered leaves from the lawn for this. Silence on your part shall ; "lly strangers, save in memory, and in j an 1 rubbish from the garden, and the tell mc you wait to see me, that you 1 'his manner (die talked to him, and it ' "llonny Sylph." the pretty little boat will greet mc as an old and valued ' W1's pleasant to see how calm and : t hat rocked idly upon the. waters, to be friend, that, you will listen to all my heart's sorrows, to all mv treasured affection for you, and will not send me from you till you find your heart can fp-el no answering throb to mine." My very brain was oii tire ns I wrote and the impassioned words flowed I frommv pen with almost the speed of' thought. I finished my letter, 1 seal ed and directed it arid deposited it safely in the oflice, and then, for the first time in nearly two days, ate and slept. No reply came to my impetuous a vowal ol my past history, and as soon as I could 1 began my journeying which was to bring me to your nres - ence. I came; am here; you did not expect him, and to miss him, if his of perennial youth, for the heart is ev receivc that communication. 1 have well-known step and clear, manly ; er young, even though the head be now told you all, all, save that I can- voice were not, ns usual, heard on gar- ; grey, and the cheek be furrowed, for not m ike you know that deep active love which would sacrifice self, rather than make you unhappy." He looked at her steadily, nnd the j morally certain that Mr. Raymond',) loitering form, faltering voice, strangely working lea-1 plantation would have a new owner Hut, over the countenance of lien tures, and moistened eye attested ihe j before the christians holidays, but ry, of her husband, hath come a truth of all his tongue had uttered. not so. He did not even wait, for lliat 1 perfect transfiguration. Life is no He continued : time to arrive, but was away again to j longer a something vague and indef- "Say it, only say it, Madeleine it i his seat in the halls of his country, j finite, but an actual identity, no lou is no time for idle ceremony, for cold j leaving the gossip-loving community i ger to be endured, but to be enjoy formality or even latly-like coyness 1 j to talk and speculate at their leisure. I cd. He is no longer himself, mo have lost you once, it may be, because j And, as is usual, in such cases, time j tiveless and careless of the future, but I did not tell my love, frankly nnd fear-' and tongues w en: not unemployed, j the highest aims, the highest aspira lessly, but trusted too much 1 cannot some believing that the gentleman tioiis.the dearest hopes are henceforth do it again. Say it, if you will, that my presence pains you, that my Irieiid ship is valueless and my love disre garded, and I will be gone, I will nev er trouble you again. I fear I am al ways on extremes. Pardon mc if 1 have said a single word I ought not to say. 11 1 nave and you will tell inr- what it is you shall never hear it nioud. again. But 1 can nevcrbc only a friend i3ut whatever people thought mat to you, I must be something more or tered little to those who werJ the sub nothing at all. If it is to be only that jl t.S of th. ir speculations, for, as in I must away and never look on you i, cast.s generally, they were hap again. But better, far better so than ,,iy ignorant of it.'and if they had that I should be the occasion of sor- ,,, Uen. it would havp madi! but lit row to you. I have never seen the time when I would not have done any thing in my power to give you pleas ure or avert from you, distress." He ceased and the twain sat in si lence. There is no woman living whose heart would not be touched by such proofs of untiring devotion as he had given her, and Madeleine Raymond was a true woman, though not an or dinary one. She could not, she would not, she never had acted rashly. With accurate judgment, far-seeing reason and a well-balanced mind, she never acted from feeling, or passion, and though powerfully wrought upon by her sympathy for him whose histo ry of his past life demanded from her the utmost tenderness, and though her own affection for the friend of her girlhood was shaking olf, as it were, the dust and ashes under which, long years ago she had resolutely buried it, she yet preserved her usual calm and cjuiet demeanor. She, too, had a tale WTXCIIKSTKR, TENN"., NOVEMIJEK 18, 1858. to tell mid unflinchingly alio related it nil, though suiuet imos a tear would fall, or a sigh escape, ns she narrated . ..... her father's full and subsequent deg nidation, her mother's sullrring and sorrowful death, und her own anguish, neglect and mortification. She did not scruple to tell him how muuh con solation she would have derived from the idea then that hu cared more lor her than as a dear friend, hut how, lit tle by I ; 1 tit, she had been forced lo dis miss such thotigMs from her mind, and then she told him how in her greatest suffering and sorrow, and anguish of i undivided love. And then she told him of the happy home that bad been hers, since that time, and of her people, as sin; called tin; servants of her plantation, and j Ponto, down, trout one deeper and her two dear children, and ended by i more, sonorous, ami soon emerge from saying that she was not her own. She ! the intervening shrubbery, the own must tlo nothing from n seliish feel- I ers of those same voices. No need ing. just for her ownrra'.illcation, but j to tell you to whom they belong, 1 ,"usl consider haw tbeir interests and ! happiness might, bo injured, or ad- j vanord ny n:,y step she might take. Tlivt though they had been such dear 1 and intimate friend. in eaily youth, and acliii'r. and I. .ough absence had . i , i" his mind turown such a halo of beauty around her, invested her with ' j tranquil he grew under the sound of 1 her voice till every trace of over - wrought leeling had vanished Irom , use ol the liouse-maid s broom, bucu his countenance and he was able to j c-ts of water, seouring-cloth and dust converse with her freely and frankly. ; ing-brush,and it was fresh and beauti and wilh an apparent indifference j lul as ever. w hich a few hours before h have considered impossible. would That she did not forbid him to hope what might, be, may be learued from the fact that lie look lodgings in t lit' village near by, and almost daily, du ring the summer and autumn, be was a visitant at, her house, riding, walk- : ing and chatting with her and In Iren on the most familiar terms, till ' servants and children both learned to j den walk, in the long piazza, or cross- ! ing the ample hall to the daily meals of the family, and village gossips were . had received his dismissal from the ; lady, and had departed crest-fallen, if not broken hearted, wddle others sup posed that the lady was herself the suf ferer anil that he cared not upon fur ther acquaintance to take to himself a wife with two such spoiled children . as they termed Ucorge and iMary Kay- tle difference to those w ho should have been the most interested of all, as hav ing most at stake, for their own con cerns amply occupied their time and thoughts. But the summer comes again, bright, glad, beautiful summer, and wakes to new-found life, bird and bee, bud and flower, wilh all that profu sion of greenery and swelling fruit with which she loves to decorate her many-hued and richly-broidered robe. The windows of Burnside coltage are open, wooing the cool, delicious breeze from off the gently rippling waters of the lake, seen at intervals, framed as a pleasant picture by the brown trunks and green branches of the grand old trees, to corno in and toy with tho snowy curtains that so grace fully drape them. The place must be inhabited and yet we sec no signs of life. All is quiet and hushed. There is no sound, save the dash of tho wa ters on the near shore, and the rust ling of the leaves of tree and shrub, I rind thn tiny hum of winged insects i darting from flower to flower, or the ! occasional note of some one of the birds that makes its home among the lordly, old trees. And yet the dwel ling must have inmates, for at the rear a thin smoke is curling up and dis solving among the branches of a shel tering oak. Pleasant us any place may be, it must have inhabitants to give it the cheerful homo-look. It needs not long desertion to make any house seem lonely and neglected, and ! JJurnside cottage has had that look for many months, till now. Listen. A plash of oars is heard and close beside you, unnoticed before .so intent were you in looking at the cottage and its surroundings, springs up the faithful, old house-dog, and with a succession of iuiel(, glad barks, rushes "'.own a winding pathway out of sight. Cheerful happy childish voices are now heard, mingled with, "Down i you have guessed ero this. The pre- vious winter, Henry Moredaud has had j f equetit use for the franking privilege, j in more directions than one, and spring found him. once again, al that home, he had, yeais before, enjoyed making so lovely. Doubly did he enjoy it now, though some thoughts of sadness mingled with . it, but bis former assurance of hope has been made perfect unto him, and ( made tight ami repainted, a lew new I articles of furniture within and some 1 here is little change in thn looks of Madeleine. She will never seem to change much. Her beauty is not of feature merely, but of mind and soul, of the pure, radiant spirit that looks out of those starry eyes, and breathes in every lineament ofher face, in every movement she makes, and in every word slit! speaks. Such as she, j never grow old. i here isabout tliem ; even m extreme age, an atmosphere tin soul-light within allows no dark ness or gloom, to settle on the frosted head or wrap its shadows round the to be his. No longer a stray wait on the ocean of life, uncared for, and be longing to no o ne, he has. all at once, a beloved wife and two affectionate children. If not his, by birth, they are I Madeleine's, and she is bis, and they lavish on him air" the fund affection of youthful, trusting hearts. A calm, quiet, joyous repose has settled on ev ery feature of his noble face, high re solve and inspiring hope have taken the place of forced determination to act from principles of duty, and the old, youthful look of happy confidence, which Madeleine so well remembered, has come back to him. It is a differ ent world to him, and different beings live in it, and he, himself, is more changed than all the rest, than any thing else. His love for Madeleine has been, and is still thn one feeling of his life, part and portion of himself. With out it, he would not bo himself. Years after as the nurse placed in his arms another tiny babe, another daughter, risking ns she did so what shall we call her, Mr. Moreland? the answer was characteristic of one, whose thoughts had been for so many, muny years centered upon the mother of the coveted treasure. "Call it Madeleine. What else could we name her?" And to another darling daughter lay upon his arm and nestled against his breast and grew to walk about with him as had done the little cher ub that slept where ,tbe myrtle and wild violet, and white roses dropped their fragrant petals on Hte fcWy mound that marked the spot where he had onco laid away his heart's best treasure, aye, even, as he then said in the bitterness of his sorrow, his on ly one, But joy comcth out of sorrow ami after mourning, cometh rejoic ing. There is no happier home In all the land than Burnside cottage now. True, there are sad memories linger ing round it yet, there ever must be, while the dwellers within its walls are spared on earth, but those sorrowful reminiscences are not incompatible with the calm, eubdued, heart-felt peace and contentment that pervades thu whole household. t The little Madeleine is a sunbeam of gladness, making the joy of her fill iter's life, and no feeling of jeal ousy of their darling sister hath ever found a place with CJeorge and Mary Raymond, for their -Mother's husband hath been no step-father to them, They have been as kindly and faithfully w atched over, as consUtntly cared for and as fondly loved, apparently, as if they were, in truth, his own children. Mr. Moreland finding bis wife averse to bis continuance in political life, how cou Id she be otherwise? long since abandoned it, anil finds sullicient employment lor all his energies in su perintending his extensive farming interest, and watching over the devel oping minds of his children. One heart-shadow still rests over the Madeleine of our history, a great and crushing one, but she bears it m' best she may. Her father she knows not where .i it. -i i ne is, orinrougii wnai varied scenes lie may have passed, and sometimes she fancies him sick and in distress, w ith no kind friendly hand to administer to fiis wauls, and it almost seems that she cannot endure to be thus deprived of all knowledge of where, and how be is. But she tries to calm the anguish of spirit that will sometimes conic over her and be resigned lo this great trial of her patience and submiss ion. l'r several years after her marriage with Mr. Raymond, she occasionally heard from him, but for some time, no tidings of him have mitigated the yearning of her heart lo know of him and to hear of his welfare. His dis position was always of a restless, unsettled character, home ami ils qui et joys were tamo pleasures lo him. He loved the excitement of change and after Madeleine's departure, he went to the Western Territories, and the last she heard of him, had joined an exploring party to the Rocky mountains. His bones, perhaps lie bleaching on those dreary plains, or in some gorge at the foot of some of those mighty peaks that lilt their snow-crowned foreheads to the arch ing sky above. My tale is told. There is more of truth in it than fiction. Thn world is what we make it. If we look at man as false-hearted, faithless and scllish in- nil his acts, he will be so to us, for we shall believe him so, and that will be the same, so far as wc are concern ed, ns if he really were. .If we re gard woman as fickle, heartless, vain and worthless, she will be to us, just what wc make her by our belief. He or she is most happy, who has most confidence in his kind, who trustingly believes in the excellence of humani ty, and has never had that trust be trayed. BE FAITHFUL. She lovea thee 'till l oh I leave her not To miaery and woe) She'a loved thee Iiiiik. and ne'ei gjrgut Vows aiiiike ao lung ago. Fhe trualed thee through aeaanna long And irevordi earned or change, And often alngn thy favnriteiongi 0 1 why thy heart entrai.ge I Forgotten I 'lis ao hard In feel All this word inliliea, When memories fund acroaa ua ateal, And hOe within ua dtVa. ' 0 ! leave her not I aha cliuga lu thee, And trusta thy iromie aweet, And t.illiful thou ahould'at ever be Then hasten her lu meet- The world may never hold tor thee, Again, ao greit a priae Plrat love, ao gujleleiu, from double free, And free from all dlagulae. Par happier aha will make thy borne, Than wealth or beauty rare Then cease thy yearn g heart to roara For other maida mora lair. Add not ano'.her to Ihe Hat Of nuids who've loved in vain t Look where thou wilt, Ihert'e none, 1 wW.t Will love ao well again. Me luvee thee atill i oh I lc ' That leaaou work! reowed But few tcape 'lie houub' l While blea aearta ao Aovice to ths Youmo. Jerrold said to an ardent young gentlemen whe burned with a desire to see himself in print. "Be advised by me, young man: don't take down- the shutters before there is something in the win dow." One of our exchanges says that a beautiful damsel being asked to waltz by a gentleman at a ball in one of the large towns in New England, replied: "No, thank you, I don't like to walu it Drakes Q) ftdser Lines for Annie's Album. ilo not know wlnl oflbring TnUy upon tlij ilirlne, Awl yet niotliinhe thy heart would ealt The' wurmeat love ol mine. Were I lu bring Ihe hrijiiast gem h'er round lu eailhly mine, Howa'erao bright, It were not lit To decli a brow lil.e llilue, I cannot twine a wreath of do were To Mud Uiou lliy brow, For oh I Ihe laurel wreath of time la circling round It now. Lul 1 chunw lor thee tares J:wela bright Aa Villus, Love, and Truth l For thaae, mellilnkt, are tilling genu) To deck ihe brow or youth I Then blod them, Anule, round thy heart, Aud may their holy light Guide thee t trough youth, and, when til age, still nuy Ihey he ua bright. And, Aiiulc, when a. 1 1 cuu wlab, h'oi thee on einh It given, 0 I then 1 pray that thou uiuyat be Anaugel blight in lleuvenl A wicked editor says: "The ladies do not visit us because they can't get through without undressing." An honest son of Erin, green from his peregrinations, put his head into a lawyer's oilier, ami asked tin; inmate: "An what tlo you sell lieref "liloci; heads,'' replied the limb ol' the law. "(Jell, then lo be sure," caid I'at, "it must he a good trade, for 1 sec there is but one of them left." "My schoolmaster," says Carlyle, "was a good Latin scholar, ami of the human mind he knew this much: that it had a faculty called memory which might be reached through the muscu lar inleguineut by tint application of birchen rods." One reason why the world is not reformed is because every man is bent on reforming others, and never thinks of rcl'ui'in'nig himself. Thousands and thousands of dollars of gold coin are annually shipped by us to Europe. Thousands and thou sands of dollars worth of uneoiued gold, bullion bars of gold are annually shipped by us lo Europe because we have no use for it. We cannot force it into circulation. If a man gets it lie will not pay a dollar of it out. as long as he has paper shiuplasters about him. He is right in so doing. I" is his interest to do so. Banks may break and shiuplasters may become worthless in an hour, but if till the Banks in the Union were to break bis gold dollars would shine as bright as ever. Ailvicc (Worth Millions) (Irntis, Every woman has a right to be any age she pleases, for if she were to state her real age no one would be lieve her. Every woman who makes puddings has a perfect right to believe that she can make a better pudding than any other woman in the world. Every man who carves has a decided right to think of himself by pulling a few of the best bits inside. Every woman has a right to think her child the "prettiest little baby in the world," and it. would be the greatest folly to deny her ibis right, lor she would In sure to take it. Every young lady has a right to faint w hen she pleases, if her lover is by her side to catch her. Every fool has a r.ght to be on the best terms with himself, and that man I is a crealer tool who (tillers with mm about those terms. Every child w ho makes a.noise, has a right to be turned out of the room; and supposing you have not the right, you are perfectly justilied, if the parents are absent, in usurping it. - . - . -. AnCID.NT AM) MoilKlt.N I'ol.lTll.VKSS. Some eight or ten winters since, ex Goveiior Everett, of Massachusetts, with the last Amos Lawrence, was in a sleigh, riding into lJoston. As they approached a school house, a score of young boys rushed into tho street, to enjoy their alteruoou recess, baul the Governor to his friend, "Let us ob serve whether these boys make obei sance to us, as wo were taught fifty years ago." At the same time he expressed the fear that habits of civil ity were less practiced than formerly. As they passed the school house, all question and doubt upon the subject received a speedy, it not a satisfactory settlement, for each one of these juve nile New Englandcrs djd his best at snow-balling the waylaring dignita ries. Low Neckku Dresses. In the early days of Pennsylvania, there was a law which stated as follows; "That if any white female, of ten years or up ward, should appear in any public street, lane, highway, church, court house, tavern, ball room, theatre, or any other place of resort rvM oaked shoulders, being able to .purchase nec f asary clothing, shall forfeit and pay a fine, not less than one or more than two hundred dollM. The closing paragraph of tho law, however per ffiitted women of questionable charac ter to bare their shoulders, as a badge f distinction between the chaste and Mcbute Number 44. EAKLY PIETY. The following story is acknowl eged a "good one," but wo have never before seen it in print: A few years since, some roguish boys in a town not a thousand miles distant from tho capital of New Hamp shire, persuaded Joseph N , or as ho was generally called "Joe," to at tend Sunday School. Joe was an overgrown, halfwitted, profane lad, and the boys had anticipated conside rable fun outofhimj but tho answers lo tho various questions were given so readily that no one oould for a mo ment suppose that he was not fully versed in theological lore. Joe was duly ushered in, and pla ced onn setteo in front of the one on which his friends were seated, and the recital ion commenced. The teacher first questioned the class on their regular lesson, and then turned to Joe. My friend, "said the teacher' "who made t he world we inhabit?" "Eh?" sajd Joe, turning up his eyes like an expiring calf. "Who made the world we inhabit?' Just as he was probably about to give an answer, one of the boys seat ed behind insert .hI a pin into his (Joe's) pants, about nine inches below the oruimeiital buttons of I. is coat. "Uod Almighty!" answered Joe, in an elevated tone, at the same time ri sing Iron bis sodf "That is correct!" replied the teach er "but it is not necessary that you rise in answering. A sitting posture was just as well." Joo was again seated, and the cate chism proceeded. "Who died to save, the world?" "Jesus Christ!" in a still louder voice, rising, as before from bis seat. "That is correct, but do not mani fest so much feeling; do be more com posed und reserved in your manner," said the teacher, in an expostulating tone. Al ter Joe had calmed down, tho ex amination went on. 'What will be the final doom of all wicked men.''" was the subject now un der consideration; and as the pin was again stuck in, Joe thundered out, with a higher elevation of his body "Hell and damnation!" "My young friend,"said tho instruc tor, "you give the true answer to all of these questions; but while you are here we wish you to be more mild in Viitir words. I )il nrw!i!iirii ifi'mi onn 1 1 restrain your enthusiam. and L'ive a less extended scope to yeur feelings'" U';i.-"IKI 1.1.' jit i.es fur C't 11 .icil dill mill i iM'ii- me ln.'iii,- el vi' . i im's nf . c., lit .ii . ll li.-irllT Itlliell ill CI h I I li ft us c ca.ii Hi A!.. llu!tl, Ai. o : i tfirli ' J i it. WITH AN ( !'',,( .ufbitltmr and out- Old Jokes Versified. At church, Joe says, his manly heart Willi truo devotion swell, Disproving that, os tome assert, lie's led there by the belles; W h i Jo Jo ne, happiest of coquettes, Whose eye no sorrow dims, Most piously employs her lime In looking for the Hims. We are under obligations to the clever proprietor of the Augusta (Ga.) Dispatch for his daily. It is a good paper well edited and tastily printed. The U. S, Army consists of 13,000 5 regiments of cavalry, 4 of artillery and 10 of infantry. The Union is computed at 3,000,000 effective men. Girls who are not handsome hate those who are while those who are handsome hate one another. Which class has the best time of it? How to Make Newspapers Safer. go We find the following remarks in an exchange. We commend them to the attention of our distant subscribers. "Wc shall like to have all the single packets doubled, trebled, quadrupled, or more, if more might. It is trouble some to send out these single pack ages; very troublesome, in proportion to the gains. We can put up two or three papers for a mail nearly aj soon as we can one. Besides, we always realize a feeling of anxiety in regard to these little packets, in sending one paper away by itself so f'- We feel for them in their lonely and uncertain journey. As to the large packages, their very bulk will command some respect tor them from post office clerks, tlut these solitary little fellows, in their insignificance, may probably, be kicked into some corner, or miss their way, and be lost among the hills and hollow. It is a pity to have one pa per to take such long jurnys as some of them do, "solitary and alone." Give them company, and they will travel more swiftly and reach their destina tion more surely." Iron was first discovered by the bar ning of Mount Ida, one thousand but) IreJ years before Chris