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0 jrrpftrsmmmzzL THE HOME JOURNAL. Volume III. . ii'y y .' .""h I .ATT KK. " I IrdKi'd lii n I'arlj'K arbitrary nue, We fullnw Trulli whirx'tT Hf ImdMlif nay.' UiKNTK i-'OKTIlN J OClt.NA I ,. S. Al. Pj:iTiN(ill.L& CO Now York. JOHN P. HEFNMl WmclioMor. T J. C'UM MINUS riillaliiiimi. JOHN I!. ItllOUES Kliolliyvillu' C. A. HUNT Snl I. UILUGUSLKEVE, l'tivoticvii:.;. A. M. TliNlSON NiwiwiHo. (i. VV. N. STOVALb....'. .tireensboro, A In. tiiT Subscriptions fur n shorter lime tli u ri onfiyear must bo pniil in mlvuucc. tfetf Heruttfier no tlub mbscripiions t less llian tlm rugulnr price (j'.'j will bo received. However, when 11 club of five subscribers is sent us, wo will allow an exirn copy grutis to tlie goiter up of tlm club. JKajfASintilo copies sold nt 10 cents. &tr Wiien ere lit fur tho paper is (riv en to the end of the year three dollars will be invariably charged. Postmasters throu((li(iul tho country will do us n favor, as well os bo tloin ilieir duty, to inlorin us when a subscriber to fuses his paper, or when the K.por lies dead ot their office. Clubbing. Wo will supply ciilier Harper's Mngnzine, or Ciriiliiiin'f , or (Jo (lev's and the Home Journal, one year, for four dollars. Anhur's Homo M.mayJiie, or Peterson's, and the Home Juurnul, una year, for 3 25. Wonder if rtny humus can be used by which to have the streets in Win chester named, s-o that ono can be distinguished from tin' oilier? THE DISTINCTION. It is an established fact, in I Lis pro i gressive age. that a fashionably . ttir- j 'ed woman will always have attention i shown her. If she travels alone, willing hands are always ready to as j sist her. .Mark with what care slut is ; helped on or from the steamboat or, railroad car. Dot let one of her hum- j bier sisters come see the distinction. ller apparel is poor, and she is at once j set down as no lady ; all hough, in the j t rue sense of the word, she. may be the j 1 superior, for line clothes often times cover black and corrupted hearts. I j have seen gentlemen they would be highly insulted if ih'-y were not sty-j led f.s such willingly give up their j seats in the railroad car to a wed j dressed woman, who would take it without even a pleasant thank you, j sir that was beneath her dignity while the same gentlemen would let .mr riiirti'ltr r.luil ut mill !n Ii.mii- f.r.i they would oiler their seats, thoiiuh I she was just as respectable, ami paid ! the same faro as her mine fortunate '. sister. I As an illustration of what I have ; said, i will relate a liltl- incident; which I saw rnvself. I was riding on the cars between W , and ' New York. Soon alter 1 had taken J my seat a young woman entered. On one nrm she bore a beautiful sleeping i infant on tlie other a heavv basket.! ..... I ller clothes were old anil laueU, but Ktill neat. As I gazed into her face, it was ea sy to sec that she had once been very beautiful, (or there wi re si ill some lingering traces, though her cheeks and eyes wen; sunken, and around her small mouth were many lines of care. She had evidently seen better days, and I could not help picturing to my mind a clandestine marriage, a purse proud father in his rage forbidding Inu tile shelter of her childhood's : ome, and now she had gone forth with Un loved one, and, ere long, be had died and left her to struggle alone in an unfeeling world, with nothing to love on earth but. her helpless babe. Hut my reverie was soon broken by the object of my thoughts rising and wearily tottering to the door. Just as she was attempting to go through it a dashing young lady, robed in the heightli of fashion, cime up the steps, followed by a small biped in imitation of a man. Never can I forget the tone of the conductor's voice, as he fiaiif "Come, hurry yourself out of the way, woman, so that this lady can get jnl" Engraven on my memory yet is tlie Jookof pain that swept over the poor Woman's pallid face, as the would-be fady drew herself up haughtily as she jcamc in contact with her poor sister, and the sneer on her lips said as plain ly as word ."I wish such miserable jcreatures knew their place better!" Ah! how I wanted to repeat to that young lady those beautiful lines by C. Jillson : "Oh jre wliodmell initalely halls, Where wraith and latiio aro known ; Rimembor you may yet be poor, Neglected aud aluue." When thoso who have dwelt in afc fluence feel the gaunt, icy fingers of poverty grasp them, then, and only until then, can they feel what distinc tion is used; for friends whom they thought true will forsake them. They Bought them because of their wealth, not for their true worth. How many people there are who seem to forget" that the same God gave us all exis tence, and that we are formed of dust, and unto dust we must surely return. TllB WAV TO IJ-l re ll' you wtuii to keep your town from thriving, turn a cold shoulder to every young mechan ic or beginner in business, discourage lii ti) nil you can; and if that won't do, decry Lis work, nnd go abroad for wares of his kind rather than give him your money. Circulate a report that he is going to break, because you saw him buying n new coat, or taking a bug.'y ride. Met the consta bles after him by circulating lies about him, and (jive him no chance, to suc ceed by hard work an I honesty, Finally, look upon every new com er with a jealous scowl, and wonder and talk it ainon your friends that ho won't do. Follow ihis advice mid see if it don't keep your town from ; ''"'''"b' j TllH OLIO. I In t!ie M irioii (.!a.) commonwealtli is u column or so eao;i week headed "The O.io," and which department of uiisuidhiuv is edited by one L'nele 1 my is einicii oy I 1 . 1 Toby, ostensibly an old man. lie has a good deal to do ill I he way of ans- j weeing correspondents lo " The O.io,"' and it .seems thai, the young folks ofj .Marion have been co niaiiiia,' uT the j dullness of the limes. L'uulo Toby says: j "The fault lies in the youngsters themselves the boys an 1 girls i.e., the young lailn-sand g.'iiih'iiicti. The truth of the mailer is, tin y are cither ' afraid or ashamed ol each oilier, and so long as this is the ease, they will j have ju-t such a time as lin y are How bavin'.'. This is no way lo live out a j life so short. Why, it is "exceeding' sinful" thus to mope and lutltuc. Have, some fun. 13c gallant, joum: ' men, nnd sociable and Irult modest young ladies. What it people nhuilhl say you are "Inking on" about this or that, one and what il liny similil have von "eiiL'iiied" al once 1 you ! people talk. They cannot make inariy belore you get rea'ly. 1 hey i cannot in jure j our cli iracler or repu- : talion by talking thus. II ive some' fun. I l i(i let. the Ihnvers of the heart wilder and decay in loneliness. 1 lie sociable, cheerful and happy. At -the same lime, deport yourselves with , becoming ditiily and modesty, and if. the iguor in:, and vulgar-minded mis construe your eon due, ju;l let ihein , "go their way.' Have some inde pendence some force of eharaeiei1. 1 Do not sillier yourselves to be cheated out of the most, reliiied and refining j plenriiies of life by Mich cattle as talk without brains. Young nun. take' our advice, niul show your apprecia tion of the genlli-r se. nut by stand ing on the i he. sidewalks lo gaze and .stare uf them as they pass not by passing their dwellings lo catch a gliiup.se of their piclty faces ami lowly forms but by calling oa lle-ni at the proper place and the proper, time. It. will do you good. A linh- ! association wit ll intelilge ill. I idles wiil do more to sol'len your nature, take oil' your natural roughue.-s, and refine your maulers than an age of alien ilance on the pompous, pedantic, per- . riwiggled pride of all the Icarm d men in the world. Try it. The la lies are al ii s glad of on oppoi tanil v lo do good, and will gladly giieyou ihcj advantage of their society so I ang as ' yotl show a proper nppreeial ion ofil. L'nele Toli lies lived in this world rr of mankind up to the present good ( dav. and he has never et known ii ! 1...... III..,. 'tin u.,-11 !l ! i.f. I. Ki ll'. voung man to bold himself aloof from j the s iety of lathes without gelling into bad company, lie Decouies sipaled, extravagant, Careless lis-; and reckless, and never linos any klcss, and never iloi "ood in ! the world. And. dear young Iriends. how would you like to have the re (lectio'l. when you come to die, that you e;i e I he world no heller than you found it? Yoii l- men. if vou wan! pleasure. show your gallantry visit the ladies,; not t o often not too seldom. Do not , 'net the foul," however, and "fall dead in love" with every lady you meet, or think that every one who treats you 'net tin! fool." however, and "bill dead . in love" with every lady you meet, or... , ,M..;i ;i , - , , . i, , , , i " , . ..,. ,! .!,. , would exchange her heart and band he only takes nfi. r .i.e. Still, I owe '"'" ll to th.nl. ol her own marriage for yours if you should propose ever so j fii,,, something for keeping it so sc. with t''e late Mr. Henson, and the hap often. Lathes arc nut so weak, or so ,i.. i....... It, would bo a iruod ' P'"'-Sf "' '"-"'' wedded life, and she anxious li cuai.gi! i..e- s. ua ... , ... ; CI.. .... U..I.II. .....II w.-.ltll 1,1 llltlll.- I'l-'V i . i ...:..:.....:... . : . . I.., , ..r, ' J I are. We know nil tibmit the dear j creatures. L'NCLi: TORY. The following singular advertise ment appears in the Nashville. News j of the 10th instant : $150 KEWA1U). ttany yntin mm re in tl.e Mbit of a' m titling In tlie vct- lilulp ol Hi.. .M-tii.Rlist eiiiinh. niul on tli pavemriit t Ilii- St. I I.hhI Hotel, Inuiilrr li i-Ure l m Imol finis piiliz lo ail Irom I uurcti. At t l.e .Mi-lliiNll-'t eium li on la-i Ml'nih mm uinn, inm;x oilers uerr J. It. ( , itil O. ti It HoW, n M., l I, ,!! P.M.T. Nmv the alKtvr fli.'itt will te rut n hir ar of thfl o(ii?r, il.m in tur hi full, in nJn tU4t tlie public liny know w liutlicjr Ate, Api'ly lo htv.NbA. Tub Weather. Some one pretend ing to be weather-wise, a few weeks since, predicted that there would not be a drop of rain during the month of May. That prediction has been al ready falsified, for wc have already had several delightful shower?. A law recently passed in Maine es tablishes the annual salary of the Legislators at $150. They can nit twelve months if they pleoso for the princely sum. Never give counsel where it is not awked of you, especially to those who are not cnpallo of appreciating it, CAN 1 FOUGHT THEE. II Y Can t rnrgnt tlicr, the only 1 1 4I1 1. Tlml ever n'er 1 1 1 tUi l.etn-.l pathway alione, Tlie una liniilit Blur that In my lltii'ailurli 11UI1I Sliouc uul 'inil cloiiila, bright, railUni, ui.it alone fan I rui U1 Ihevl Ak the wr atiickrn llnivr-r To Iko without tho nli'Jil rrrirul.tiiR ilr w Alu-tl In r iiu'i 11 j - timet ow ik uul Hit power Tu ulti lii.;lc llnuli nillioiit tunR-tlilns ilimiglil ur Cnii I rnrwt tlier- ? Tatl it lint lovf some hnlli-l' 111 mo Call ll fiiiiI wuiHip, or a y hit tic, Hit liti'i ttiiiri love a tn'ttiT, t-it ,;- llaiiiL A timui:lit, a Ir-llnij wlilili can iit'Vt'i UU- Can ni-Vi'l ln liitnot, HOW TWO HOUSEHOLDS DE CAME ONE. Mrs. lieiioui I) 'iisun was fat, fair and lofty-four, when her husband, a soap-boiler in verv rood cireunisian t.,.H, wan culled fioni his lifctask of contributing to tho general purilicu- tioii ol iiiaiiloud. Airs, lJcnsun took refuse from her uriel in a pivity col-tug- , shunted on the principal street in ihe town of l-J . A, it... 1 .1... ....... :. ..t..i.t 111.1, .--iii; un iiiuuunooiim , n,-, she used say with a solemn emphasis, which carried conviction to the hearts of her hearers, that, nothing but llie thoughts of her daughter Flor ence would have prevented her from terminating her existence by inter vention of poison. Airs, l'eiison was, in no small mens- lire indebted to her daughter siuci in less than three months, she threw asule her mourning mid became as lively as - ver. j Touching Florence, she had now ' reueiu it the mature n- e of nineteen, and begun to think herself mai-riaie. .1 , . . ib She w;is ipiiie pretty, and tol- craoiy w i iceoiuplished, so that her wisuesin mat respect, were verv soon ,i likely to be fulfilled. Just, over the way livved Sipiire Murkham, the village lawver. iust I verging upon fifty, with liissou Charles j was the parting injuclioii. who was about, half his age. Heing i Mrs. Henson was silting in her ipiiet ;i young man ol agr, cable extei ior, ' pat lor, easting her eyes over a lale ihe I. liter was ipiite a fa vo. ile among number of 1 larper s Magazine. Flor lie' young lathes in llie neighborhood, ence being adsi-nt on a shopping cxciir- and considered, in common pailaiiet (Uile it "catch." As yet. however, bis ; a Hoc! ions bad never been seriously entangled, :i al might have remained , so. b.l il not bee;, to,- the so, bleu .-in- i ' I i pui'Mon, one morning, of Florence! IJensoii riding by on horseback. I; struck him at. once that she was remarkably graceful, and really quite pieily. Thereupon lie cultivated her acquaintance with increased iissidni IV. and after a while asked the fatal quest ion. Florence answered in the .'iflirmu live ; and in dead of referring him du tifully to her mot her, hinted (being a romantic y oung -td ) how- charming it would be to steal away to the m-xl town, and get. married u il limit any bo ly being t he u iser. Charles Markhtui caught at this hint, w hic'i chimed wiih his own tem perament, and he resolved to adopt il In order lii.it. it. might be em ried out with perfect success, il was resolv ed to seem ia 1 1 IF-I't-ti I to each oilier, until the day fixed, in order to ward oil" S x"sp,ciou which might olherwis, be. aroused. So well wen ill these arrangements (.,.in.i,.( 1)llf( i;,t Mrs. ieiison ha' no . ! siisoieion ol what was going on. ! '. . ..... .. -''''' s'' Wl1 ' "'l'1"'1' M ukuain. lie ! bad obtained a clue to the allair in; some nianii-T, so that he had not on- , ly discover:-! tlie fact of the elope. ! he 1" i et. ol' I bp i li ine- incut, hut even the very day on which it was Id occur. "Sly do;, that Charles, thought to himself, as he sel before the lire in i.is ,1 ,, - gown and smokim- i-ao. ! i la.vaiia. liUL i am i woikut m u. . , jf , W(.r,. ;i ,U(, - if 1 were a little younger, to , I .... ;., ,.( """ m' "l"1" 1,, ,im. Squire Markhain, who was one of those jovial widowers who takes life as it comes, mused more und more on ibis idea, struck out by chance as il were, till he really began to think it worth something. I "After all." shouted he. "I am not so .... , ..1,1 nldlT 01" at least tllC lillllCS SilV J , , so and tliey ougni to ue goon judges in such matters. I have been a bach elor a good while, nnd ought to have found out before this, how much more comfortable it would be to have a pretty wife to welcome mo home, and do tho honors of my table, and to help me ti keep that rascal Charles in or der. Egad! I've half a mind to do it." Squire Murkham took two more wdi ill's, and exclaimed: "I vow I'll do ill" What this mysterious it was, we will leave tho reader to infer from his very movement. Hinging tho bell, he inquired of tho servant ; "Is Charles at home?" No sir," was tho reply, "Iio went out this morning, and will be gone all day." WIXCIIESTKR, TENN., )IAY 10, 1851). "Humph! That'll do. So much the better for my purpose," thought ho, when left alono. "Now, I shall Imvo tlm ground left to myself. Let me n-cj the rascal intends running away next Thursday evening, and to'dny is Mon day. Nothing like striking while the iron is hot. I'll write to her in his name, telling her that 1 have altered my mind and will go just ut dark to morrow night. Shu won't suspect anything until the knot is tied, mid then what a lau(:h we shall have!" Senile Markhaii) did not consider that it. miht make a litlht dilicrcucu w ith tin- bride expectant, tin consid en d it a capital joke on his son, ami looked no further, lie nccurdinidv drew his writing materials towards At length, Si mi re Markhain, consider him and indited the following epistle: iug that after all ho could not marry l)r.,'iir.sT I'uortr.Mu: 1 lint! the day I the lady without her consent, nnd that lixeil lor our elopement, on some ac - ... i . ..... .. ii i ii i i counts olitectioualile, and would like, willi your permission, to substitute to morrow evening. If I hear nothing from you, 1 shall infer thai you assent to ibis arrangement. I shall have a carriage in readiness under the old ouk tree, nt half-past seven. You can walk there without attracting suspicion, it lid, mere will tie no moon, i we shall be able to carrv out our plans w iibout. fear of discovery. 1 ! urn happy to say that the governor doesn't suspect in the least that a , daughter-in law is in store for him. ! Won't lie be shamed.' Vour devoted CiiAiu.r.v. "F,'ad!" said Suiire Markhain, j laughing heartily, "that, isn't bad; es- j penally about humbugging me. Char-i ' ouiun i nn e none n oeuer nun 'sell'.'' i .. ..ii .i i i . . i - So saving, he sealed it up and sent i it over by a little Irish boy in his em- j ploymcnt, having first marked "pri-1 vale" ill the corner. "He careful, Mike, to cive it. to Miss' lleiison, and don't let any else see it," sioii, site was lell alone, llie ringing; . .. . "I the bell brought her to the door.:111 wiueii 1 was taken m. W ltd surprise; sM. saw that the person 1 ""l.o rang Hie bell was .Mike, Spun-; M al !. hit ii i's bov of fill Work. "I'icasc, ma'am," said he, holditi out ihe missive, "ii Idler for Miss lien son, and its very particular that nobody else should s- e It." The air of mystery conveyed in this eharaeiei istic address, aroused Mrs. Heiison's euriositv, especially when she observed I hat it was addressed to j her dam-liter, ami not to hei-sell" .-.s she ' first supposed. She returned to the parlor not to read Harper's Maga zine, thiti had lost i s attractions. "What in the world can it, be," she though!, "that, they should be so secret t iiboiti it? Can Florence be carrying on n clandestine Correspolldeiiccf 11 may be something that 1 ought to Know. Stimulated by her feminine curiosity Mrs. Henson speedily concluded that she w ould be false to the responsibili ties of a parent if she did not. unravel ibe mystery. "1 think," said she, "I will open it, anil if it shouldn't be anything partic ular, 1 can easily re sea I it, and Flor ence will still be none the wiser." This she accordingly did. What was h'-r ustonishinent when the plan of elopement was discovered tohcr! one .- pi euy uoiiigs; sue cxciauu- ed.iissoon its she could recover breath. "So Florence was going to run away and gel married to that. Charles Mark ham, without so much as hinting a word lo me. She leaned her head upon her hand and began to consider. She wnsnat- could not help heaving it sigh at the recollection. "Am 1 always to remain thus soli tary?" she thought. "I've half a mind not to show lliis letter to Florence, but to run away with Charley to-morrow night on my own account. It's odd if I can't persuade him that the mother is as good as the daughter," and she glanced complacently at the still attractive face and form reflected from the mirror. Just then she heard the door open, and Florence entered. Sho quickly crumpled up the letter and thrust it in to her pocket. Florence and Charles did not meet during the succeeding day; chielly in pursuanco of the plan they had agreed to, in order to avoid suspicion. Squire Markham acted in an ex ceedingly .strange manner, to his son's thinking. Occasionally he would burst into a hearty laugh, which he would endeavor to represK, and pace up nnd down the room, as if to walk oil' some ol'his superabundant hilnrity. -What's in the wind?" thought Charles to himself. "It can't be the governor's getting crazy!" Something was the matter beyond a doubt. Out what it really was, ho had not tho faintest conjecture. At tho hour specified, tho Squire had his carriage drawn up at the up pointed rendezvous. Ho began to peer anxiously in tho dark, for Flor ence. At length a female lorm, well mttllled up, made its appearance. Thanking her in a very low whisper, lest it might be suspected that be was the wrong person, he helped her into the carriage and drove oil". Their (Ins tillation was tlie house of the justice of the. Fence, residing at. the distance of some eight miles. During the first part of the journey nothing was said. Itolh parties were desirous of concealing their identity. (K. discovery must be made before - the marriage, decided to reveal him- self, ami then urge his own suit as well as he might. "My dear Florence," he continued in his natural voice. 'Why!' shrieked the lady. '1 thoutjht it was Charles!' "Aud I;" said Sipiire Markliani, recognizing Mrs. Benson's voice with ustonishinent, 'I thought it was Flor ence!' 'Was it you, sir, w ho was arrange- '''ope with my daughter!' 'M I'Ut 1 conclude it was you ma'am w ho was meaning to elope wil1' 'nyon.' 'Indeed! Sipiire Markhain, you arc wrong; the nllair coming incidental- to my knowledge, 1 concluded to secret ly, in order tu frustrate her plans.' 'l:il! lllt' V(,'.v 1 li;l' myself,' s;li(l lll(' Squire, laughing; 'but the fact is, we've both of us been eon-j i,(.a ' shall become more w ide foundedly sold, ami the mischeif of it I ly implanted. The worship of the is, I left, a letter for Charles, letting ! d'dku' docs more to degrade Ameri lii tu know it; so iindotitedly he w take the opportunity tu run oil with l lorenee during our absence, u .1 I li'.l 1 .1 piumo niiiiscu ine raseai, on llie way 1 conless that. 1 lelt a note lor i- lor- voce, io urn same purpori. now shell buigli as me; w btit an eiiib:ii-;issineiil !" 'I'll lell you what,' said the Squire, j a mean, meager and most undesirable after a moment's pause, 'wc can carry i Ibitig, A child will go forth from out our plans nfier all. Wc each ''! sl'lll--l;"1 ''"'I ll'"sl' lli'" d wi ... ,, tier pasturage. I he inlliiciice ol such came out with the intention ol B't- a ,,,,,,, j,, .w wi ,,, ting married. Why not marry each j none nt all, or nothing good. Thoii- olher, and then, you know, wc can sands arc rushing from homes like make them believe we hail it in view al1 nl,uig, only intended lo In ell llieill?' Mrs. Henson assented with a little urging, and in the course of an hour, ihe twain were made one. They im mediately returned, but found, as they anticipated, that Florence and Charles 011 discoveiing their departure, had iiieinsen es sie open oil ill il mnerelit direeliou, with a similar intent. They made ilieir appearance the next morning, prepared to laugh hear tily at the fi usl rated plans ol I heir pa rents but learned w ith no little aston ishment that they bad struck up a bargain for themselves. Sipiire Markhain and his new wife had the dress to convince them that it was all ii premeditated plan; and to this day, I tlie younger pair are ignorant of the plot, and counter plot, which led to this double union of the two house holds. I'lnin the Liiliuvllli- .lilillli.it. THOU Al! T CHANCED. II V MttS. J. II. ANtlEKSllN. No mom with sweet love of tone my pre. sriii-e yen Hi.-ek. Nur w ith sonl-tlirillitig bliss pres-i thy lips on nil check, Aa colli ns the nmotibeuiiiH on inoiintaiiM of KIIO'V PaII lliv Kinitp4 tlmt likn Kioiliirhl iim-i! k-umeil with love's gloiv, Forever, 1 fetin-.e, thy il-nr lienrt'H estrnii.jod, llie cola worm litis cliangeil lliee on yen thou art changed Of the golden dnys part my foml memory must Id-op A record lliat senilt) mo in inleiiri? to weep. When, Bweeler than limine or fragrance of flower, I.ove Cell iie'rmy soul inn ro'-y-lmeil slioiver; My heart thrills no longoi, for lliou art -h-triingeil Tho (lark world Inc. cliangeil thee indeed thou url changed. Other forms bow ami worship, as by theo I K 1 1 ilo As cold as a spirit 'n'-alh ocean's lilno tulc; My boiiI'j blind devotion rejected by llico Oh wlint were the worship of millions tome! My spirit-voice whinpeM mo thou art estrang ed , , Tho Talso world haw chanjfed theo oh yc, thou art changed. Tho pure lily touches tho star-liphted wave, lint no flulnng bctokena ihe Lin lliat it pave; Could thy banality glance chill tho aad tearj e'er they start, E'en Ihua thy carew might tall on my heart, Hut while I yel love, 1 mourn theo otruiigcd How could iho world r.hat;;o at now thou art changed: ADVICE TO PAUKNTS. Many an unwise parent labors hard and lives sparingly all his life, for the purpose of leaving enough to give his children a fair start in the world, ns it is called. Setting a young man afloat with money left hint by his rel atives is like tying bladders under the arms of one who can't swim; ten l . t ...mi i l:- Ll-.l couocea o one ne win lose um uw-i dcrs and go to tho bottom. TcacbJ him to swim, uud he will never need tho bladders. Give your child a sound education, and a good trade and you have done enough for him. See that his morals are pure, his mind cultivated, and his whole nature made subservient to the laws which govern men, and you have given what will ho of more value than the wealth of tho Indies, To bo thrown upon one's re sources, is to be cast into the very lap of fortune, lor our faculties then undergo a development nnd display an energy, of which they were previ ously unsusceptible. TO Thou art my only treasured guest, Of nil the world tho dearest, best Eel rouriiers fawn on royalty, Well pleased a look lo get, I'd rather win n smile from theo Thau wear a coronet. With thee lihVsdarkest hour is bright, Depiived ol thee, life has no light, My heafi thy llirono is day and uigjit, My gems iliine eyes of jet. ... --- - . . FREEDOM OF THE I'll ESS. Around bar waist I put my arm ll felt its soft as cuke, "Oh dear," said she, "what liberty You printer hoys do lake !'' "Why yes, tu y Mol, my charming gul, (1 sipieezed lier some I guess,) Can you say aught, my chick, against The free. loin ol' llie press.'" 1 kissed her some I did by gum She colored like a beet, L'pon my living soul she looked A I most too good lo eat; I gave i.iioibe r buss and then, Says In-, "I do con less, I rather kinder, sorter like The freedom of the press!"' HOME LIFE. Here are some very judicious re marks on ii much needed reform in this country : The homes of America will not be come what 1 1 lev should be mil i I a I roe can iiomes. anil the lileoi those homes than auvthing than all things elsi j i'jj,v jst yoii ol almost, universal i . it worship. The chief end of life is to remark, to a lady beside him. that ho galhcr gold, and that gold is counted liU 0l(,n 1,,.,-n rocked on tho bosom lost which bangs a picture upon I In' ! of the ocean, wall, w hich purchases dowers for the I . , v.nrd. which l.nvs ,-ilov or a book fori, 1 I-rankliu said: " Hen I see a ihe e.-,.'ei- h.-md'ol" t. il . 1 1 .... ., I ll.is ll,Mlsl' wt'" lumished wiih books and be w hole of human life? Then il is these every day. They crowd into cities. They crowd into villages. They swarm into all places where life is clowned wiih higher signifi cance; and the old shell ol Inline is deserted by every bird as soon as il can lly. Ancestral homesteads and patrimonial acres have no sacredness, and when Ihe inoiher dies, the stran ger's presence obliterates associations lh.it. should Lit among the most sacred of itll things. I would have you build up for your selves and for your children a home which will never be lightly purled with ii home which shall lie to all whose lives have been associated with it, the most interesting and precious spot upon earth. I would have, that home the :il mi Ii nf dignity, propriety,, beauty, grace, love, genial fellowships j and happy as-ocialions. (tut. from; such a home I would have good in- ; lllleliees llow into neighborhoods ami . communities. In such a home 1 would see noble ambition taking root, and re- . ceiving all generous culture. And then 1 would see you, young husband and young w ife, happy, Do mil de prive yourselves of such inllueiices us w ill come to yoii through an insti tution like this. No money can pay j you lor such a iicpi ivaiion. An cir j cunistii. ices but those of uller poverty can jilstily you in denying these inllu eiices to your children. In order lo love mankind except but i little from them; tu order to view their I f-tuls without bitterness- WC IlltlSt ac- custom ourselves to pardon Ihem, and to perceive that indulgence is a jus tice which frail humanity has a right to demand from wisdom. The wisest men have always been the most in diligent. I'.WtlAVKI.J,. l'jr...-tl ! tirewrll '. ulit uuuM Out I possrMnl Ihe ni'tfclc Tij 4 irll, i-jr nliiib t'it rli4in li.jr tUonhta earn l..f ll I..HII, Wlif n I'm no I-mitt w-ir lo rlr upon lliy nol.lf lirow, Or lolvi.to llie loc Ir4lilit loiie. Hilt niuck mr lirart t'tu now. For I uul"! kecil Hern ilut;' till ami Iran, mjr late tu lirar Viinlr 0 l'n?-,lilii uplot vckn ita priioo bars to tear All imlrw now rack n;li ami vainer at ill oarh foml rrgrr-t. Alt t nm.M, iiflM, tli ! wouM, lnled, that we ha4 Dry er uiet llie lew ihort, happy boura we've paaved of more ttian earthlv MU, I'll Iruaiue dri-p vltkln nir bent , sealed bf Ibf last lonit kui, Ao'. btitit at Unreal dia.jond'a point thou'lt Ural II nint there, T keep m toul throu;k tooinn jean from datkeeae o4 ilihiair. Farewell ! at eailr dawn lkoo-ll M nt w"m carcu, AMal Ibe MooiiiUhAor P" '"r Ua ',' J Z' J A-l Ibro. lb. WW.laJ.e. "-'r ""' I'll (lale. Ob I wilt tlwa welto m , mUH'T. tbt aaadowy spirit krwar Farewell t In ""f " "0,",,, T ft atlla e( vaauM W. f w kor ' ld itoiwlnw eart,pl Uetr traN U Oo4 akeve, B w4Uir meet iflt wbera aa M ru tol lev USTtimbor 19.' (Pur (Chip jtofcet. The. best light to light a man thro' tho world is a pair of gentlo, bright eyes, in a loving companion. Ex. Yes, but when they go to Bleep, a fellow has to take a caudlo in prefer ence. A good man's heaven commence here. The same may bo said of a wicked man's hell. There is more sunshine in one good uct than in all the solar systems wo ever saw. Keep out of bad company, for the chance is, that when tho devil fires into a llock.he will hit somebody. Fanny Fern says: " Thank God the unspoken word of penitence may wing its way to tho eternal throne, though mocking church steeples point only with aristocratic fingers to tho rich man's heaven. Many a true heart, that would have come back like a dove to the ark, af lirst transgression, has been frighten ed beyond recall by the angry look taunt the savage and menace, the c un ity of an unforgiving soul. A poetical genius returning from a fashionable party, laboring under the inlliii iiee of champagne and low necked dresse", seized his pen and threw oil' the following: When dressed for a parly, iho girls now-a-davi. Scarce ao atom of dress on them leave, And they're right for, oh! what's on ev ening dress Dut a dress I It u t is suited to Eve? A paper out West has for its motto: " Hood will to all men who pay prompt y. Devoted to news, fun, and mtiking money." Why is a man eating soup with a fork liko another kissing his sweet Heart ? Do you give it up' J5eeau.se it takes so long to get enough of it. A philosopher being asked what w;is the first thing necessary to will the love of n man, answered "an op poi tuiiity." A young lady fainted at the dinner- : i,,!,!,. llt,.,- . ,.,: n Mi.pntan newsp;i)ers, there 1 see intelligent and well inloriued children: but if there bo no books or papers, the children aro ignorant if not prolligate." The best cough mixture that has yet been made consists of a pair of thick boots mixed w ith plenty of air and plenly of exercise, l'cople that hug the stove pipe and grow lean will please notice. (ireat poets are like, great moun tains, they have a great many echoes. liiisiness men run to one idea, and that is business. The presence of those whom wo love is ii double life. People are all the summer learn ing to leave ihe door open and all the winter learning to close it. A Il ia I! ti iua.oii. " M r. Jones, don't you think marriage a means of griee!" "Certainly, my dear main; anything is a means of grace that breaks up pride and leads to repentance." Scene closes with a mop handle. THIS WILL DO. Morslinl, spuro tlmttlog n Touch not a single hair; Ho worries ni.iiiy a hot' From out his muddy lair Oh! when he was u pup, So frisky nnil so plump, ! He Inppeil his milk from a cup, When hungry at o jump. He is our ihililren's pet, Coinpiuiioii of ilieir joy; Vou will not kill hi in yet, And thus their hopes destroy. No, Marshal, spare that pup, Touch not a single hair! O! pui your pistol up A 1 1 -1 go away from there. " Why don't you buy a thingumbob, and w hat-do-you-call it your sidewalk with it every morning?" asked ono neighbor of another. " JJccause 1 hain't got no wliat's-his-name to buy it with," replied the neighbor. If tlie owner of a wherry should happen to run his boat aground could he be called a landed proprietor. KISSING. Says John to Kato, hUlove professing. "Aro girl who Imp all fond ol luising!" Kulc will, her little thumbs began to play. And bliitdiing, answered, "yelh John, lAt itll whul l hey limy!" nHfviBi.iNf! The hardest situation for a grumbler to be in, is lo feel like grumbling aud having nothing to grumble at. Pou't talk of " love to the young la .i.. .. -iwi inn refused vou. Mariva man has finally won over his lady-love by continuing on the unsuspected looting of "friendship," as there is nothing in that to alarm her, and she may gradu ally find you becoming necessary to her happiness, to her own aston ishment, at last. This, we think, is your only chance, if you love her well enough to try it. the mmut COSTS OXLY )Q9 per yewi