i r' JOURNAL. '1...;. 1 '.Uu-1 (7 in . VOLUME XXIII. WINCHESTER, TENNESSEE, JULY 2, 1884. NUMHEU IT. THE HOME MODIFIES Till US. JI, rantcur, the Parisian sciontist, has re (om'il to Inoculate human beings with the rood Hid virus, to bo used m a safeguard against hydrophobia, until ha has completed hii expe riment! upon anlmali. ANEWBA1I.WAY. CpitilUU on the ftciflo eoaut aro tndeav criug to form company to construct a railway to the extremity of Alaska, where can could ba ' ferried forty-fire miles across to Behring etruit to tho Russian railway. cki:mation. During the last twenty-live years 8,000,000 of human bedies have boen buried within the luuiti of the London postal circle, and the peo- i..n!nf. IliAir tninilM rAirsrritncr firrmiL- pic are ciih'"i D tioo, regarding it with Increased favor. TUB MOUTH. Xln mouth ii tho frankest feature of the L.m fice. It cannot in the lcaat conceal ita leading and characteriilio sensations. We can neither hide ill temper with It, nor conceal a good dipoiltion. Wo may affect what wo pltue, bat affectation will not help us, COLLECTION OK ClIllOH. A company baa recently been formed in San frncicof with a capital of $25,000, having for iU object the collection aud aalo of curioa from tbc petrified foreata of Arizona. The region iu question la rli-h in chalcedony, amethysts, Jus pir, cornelian, agate, and other atones, and abounds in rare geological sjieciinons and Indian antiquities. I.EMON AS A HEALTH I'RBSKIIVKK. At thii season of tho year a lemon i worth -il,l nnl.l a. bpslth nresorvor. Tlio war to Uii.u.u r get the bettor of a bilious ayatem without bluo pilli or quinine ia to take the Juico of two or three lemons in Juat cuengh water to make it pleasant to drink without sugar, lforo going to bed. In the morning, before breakfast, repeat the dote. WITH mat FEET. Ann E. Leak, an armless woman, was mar t.A Wini tun vcara neo to Wm. Thompson, a iteamsbip engineer. Tho couple went to Aus trilia, and mado a great deal of money in ivn. section with the ehow business. Mm. Thump ion can crochet, knit, sow and write, using her feet a! well aa moat people who perform sui-h work with their hands. noitic acio. Becent npcrimcnts in London have demon strated the antiseptic propcrlioa of boric n-id inamot astonishing manner. A sheep ex perimented upon with boric acid was eaten by anrtnf wntlemen two months after it waa - r i o killed, and tho flavor was found to bo that o pure, tender mutton. Not the slightest tracs of putrescence was observed. PROLIFIC. We find the following In the Scots Magaaine, March, 1755; "Thcro was lately presented to the empress of Russia a lalioriug man whc. had two wives, the first of whom brought him four times four children at a birth, seven times three, and ten times two. Tho second wife once brought forth three children, and the other six times two. Tho whole number of Children by the two wives amount to soventy. two." A IIEVIL-FIHII IN OHIO WATERS. Mr. Geo. Btrvker. of IIMiUml NET7S OF THE WEEK, r.nmrrn find Middle Mntc A nnrtrn used In pumnfnp; nn oil well But or, Penn., exploded, killing Hi,. Walker, fnlnllv i .,-i i,i ... i i near hind . , W ftHKHlNllil VWnUBIll) ooar Defiance, O., wont to the dam fuming a few days alnco, and while there olmerved a pe culiar looking object floating in shallow water. Approaching it cautiously ho scooped it np in hi hat, and fuund to his horror that ho had an Ugly looking lisli or nuiinul, with a body like a llivpof vnr. i.mil u I I nil W,. iil.ii-l n,l """"" i.uii. I iwwv in A , ... i , i , , I U1 two hud a long eunfeieiici., iHvsuiniihlv largo eyes. Ita tail was diamond shaped, and regarding the most eireciive i.luii of condii. t. from lis hodv llt-ob-idi-il bn tl'ntili'l. .nor fi'lllitra lllg tllO UUlUDUil-'ll. ...v , . - - " - -f which woro covered with sin kers. Tho longest ' w ' , .:' "" kuhhr uiriinin Walker, fnlully injuring his son, mid d.iiwl- ithllll' l'Vi.rvll,;.,rr ,.. il, I Ct J "(, " ' ' lllll., Rkxatoii John A. I.nnv v. Bliiiim nt his resi.lem-0 in Augusui. Mo., inul tentuclo was ten Inches long. Tlio wholo fish wns about LlTflvf. ini'ltrs in booth Mr. Htrv ker kept the Ash several days and thin took it to Defiance, where many persons havo viewed It. It was pronounced to bo a veritable devil fish. A WANDKltlNG TURTLE. In the summer of 1810 A. R. Warner, of Guilford, found in tho Uumlilla Valley a largo turtle. The shell showed tho marks where in itials had been cut in, but the initials of only one person ami uie onto couiu do inane out "K. It. J., 183.ri." Sir. Warner cut "A. It. W., 1H10," ia the shell, uud released the turtle. In lHHOtliu turtlo was discovered in tho same lo cality by some boys. Tho "H. It. J., 1835," and A. It. W., 1810," wero still distinrt. In addi tion woro "II. J. n., 1S70," "E. It., 1S75," and "S. II., 1880." Tlio tnrlln was again turned loose. A few duys ago it was found agaiu in the Held where it was seen in 1810 by Mr. Yar- ... Vn n.lilil imml pnt-viiu'M W.IB fitl tlif. hIii'II. J'he turtle was no larger than it was forty years no, showing that it innsi liavo iieen luuy grown at that time. big tlio cumpuiu. onrvErfAr. B. F. Bi'Tr.rn tins written n lonu JIIS(EUAXK0l'S. in tho delta of tiie Mississippi. 'Hie taxes on railroads and other corpora- tions in New Jersey pay the entire expenses of the Htatu coveruuicut and leave a surplus in ! tlio treasury. 1 Tho en tiro business part of the town of l'inos Altos, Mexico, was destroyed by lire uu mi 'r ... iu I o no. mi iiifturnnre. u.kf....iih- nt..' t.t. ..w v, , . i ,i .,: ii,,., f .,. lll..,vIiMlin:itiiii -The gamble of Dallas, lexas, are lcav- , v . . . s, .,. .n,,,.,,,!,,,, ,m ing the town rather than pay the heavy fees IHWtm,.n ,..., i.nj,,,, ,i w, re iiwstc.J d.iuanikd uy tlie auu.omieaior carry.uK un . .T,, ,',,, (,;n tho iiefanous business. ' . . , , SUMMARY OF C0XGRRS3. Kviinlc. Mr. numb, from tho inminitt. on ii'pn printions, relKirtoltlieMrmyiiiipi'oiirintioiiliit bi the ih'nnto. Asnr('l uni by tli" inim niitUic the bill nppropriat.n i;i..VKi.ri, '.a-iu an iiinvnn- over llm Hon1 bill of ',".i.'i.iho, mid u iIii'Iviihi from t lit Mtiumb"i ol ' V.'.."'1. iVi3....TIip Sciiiito ilcbiitiil, without netioii, to AN ANCIENT TKAI'i'KK. Up a tribntary of tho Ten I d'Oretilc river on which is situated Thompson's Falls, in a Frenchman named Bnptiste Dnchanip. lie is 103 yeass of age, and first saw a railway car Wt full when a train crossed the Coriacan de file, over which is tho highest wooden bridge In tlm world. This man has a half-blood daughter at Corvillo 70 years old, of whom ho always speaks as "my baby." Ducharne was a member of Col. Ashley's expedition in 180i, and trapped for the company an tnai season. linn irappcii ior wm cuu.imi.i ..... '""""j; 1 . ,, .V i iV Aft,, that be trapped and sold Mrs to both tho w" t. lluibioii IlaV and Amoricau Fur Companiea Ho ascended the Yellowstone in 1804, and saw the ui vscrn. but liUo tlio other trappers who saw portion of tho wonderful scenery of tho park, he was moro interested in furs than in scenery, and never told any capable writer of what lie faw. A NOSE SHOW. A most remarkable show waa recently held in Austria. It was an exhibition of noses. Eighty persons competed for tho prize off orod for the Dost extraordinary nasai promocranou m nzo and color. The Jury deeided that only throe out of the whole could be admitted as mr.iMtors for the prize. It was finally ad- uilgcd to a competitor from Vienna, who is the proud and happy possessor ol what is said lobe a glgantlo noso ol uccp vioici oiuo. PONTAGE ON NEWSPAPERS; The bill reducing the rate of postage on tran lient newspapers when sent by others than ilia nuMlilinrs. la one cent for each four oun- en or fractional part thoreof, has becomo a law. This reduction Is equal to one-half, as the law heretofore exacted one cent for two ounces. It Is not a cUffionlt matter to discern tk flnnri nf the blanket sheet nublishcrs in ftli matter, as one ecnt will now pay the post age on a nowspaper "big as a bed quilt." For sign poitage remains unchanged. EIGHT HUNDRED MILES ON FOOT. Among tho sojourners at the Grand Hotol Victoria, Mentone, in th year 1871, was the Archduchess Marie Rfgnler, who. dtiring,tho tliree months stay tli"i'o, took such a liking to the proprietor's handsome dog Flctrinn that he begged it of him, and carried her prize nth her to Vienna, in less than a fortnight tfii.i. nnM,i.... ......;..! Pintrino was bick in IU old quarters again, having traveled 800 miles across strange countries, over mountains, ""rough towns and viil igcs, only to die at hi" master's feet live duvs after his coming homo. Or I I KIIENCY. It is an astonishing fact that tho south adopted baked beans and codlMi balls lieforo alio took tho nitnblo penny into her good graces. The latter st ill remains under the ban, and is not likely to bo regarded with favor for some time to come. New Orleans is making an effort to get tho penny started In circulation in time for tlio exposition. While tlio south con tinues to resist tho introduction of a smallor coin than tho nickel there is an Increasing de mand at tho north for tho coinage of half eents. Nearly every country but eurs has a smaller coinage Tho French centime is only one-fifth of ono cent, tlio Portuguese rel only one-tenth, and tho Chinese cash or sen, even of Ichb value. Many small articles in tins coun try arc sold at the rato of two or moro for a .nt but when a customer does not want as much as a cent's worth he feels the inconveul- enco nnd injustice of being compelled to buy more than he wants stmpiy uecauso me gov ernment has failed to providn us with small coins. There is room for reform in this Uiroo "on" . TELEGRAPHING WITH TEETH AND KYEI.1DS. J. T. Norris, of Springfield, O., tho detect ive, docs a trick that probably no other man in the country can Imitate. Ho takes a sllvor coin, usually a dollar, and places it on his Imltirnnn slid tri tVi With liift ton cue be strikes it against his teeth with tho sound of a telegraphing instrument, the opening and closing of the circuit being exactly imitated. Norris used to bo an operator, and by means of Iho coin can telegraph words so diitlnotly that my telegrapher can easily road the message, n this manner he telegraphed fifty words a minute A Republican reporter wrote ont - ratnt.n nninti Minns, ana uuu- niennnHU v m ,iv-.. . cd it to the dcteotlve. Tho two operatives In charg' at the Southern took down tin words as fast as Norris produced them with the coin. Mr. Xorrls can stand up beforo a telephone, and In this novel manner telegraph a message which anv telegrapher can read with facility. But tho most wonderful thing is to soo him tele- i. !.i. i.;. ollils. Tho dots and dashes ftbo telcgraphio alphabet he indicatos by more or less rapid opening or shutting of the eyelids. In this manner uo can cuu.u. " an expert without uttering a word. letbT from Huston, neeciiting the nomination for l'resii lent tendered him by llm National uroenlmck Ijibor convention at liiiliiiiuislis. lie says the iiicstions presented by that con. volition nro "limber mill exaiidcr than nnv mere political measure;" praises the lliuiii. ini system which sprang up during the war ami ennorsus llicplatloi'inot the Uivciibuck party At the Maine Deinis iatie Stati nventioii in Hnngor delegates were pivsent. Mayor ..in. i iiiuii...... ..r i. n'i. ii. ....... nnted for govorno'r. The British brig (1. P. Hlicnvisnl, bound for Halifax, mils wrecked oil' tin. Calies of Delaware, and all but one of the ten men on board were drowned. Tho survivor was picke t up in a small bout by a pu-iii vessel fiml Ijiken t.i New Vorlr TnB Vermont Heiuiblicans. at their Main un i.. 11....1 :..7.t...t .. ...o VUllVI'llllOU 111 illll OllnO'l'i ii'miiiiiiik u n lllll ticki't, heoiliHl by Kauiucl K, I'ingree fur gov pmor. AT the New York Deinis'iaticStnte ei inven tion, held in iSnrntoim. J mines Aiidivtvs ami Kapallu Were renoiiiinateiiror tlm court oi up- als nearly uuaiiiiuou-.l v, mid ir i. li nt nil cleebun for each of the thirty lour districts were apK)intl. with Oswald! Mlemlorlei' ami William I'uivell or electors at largo at I be head. C'oiilestiiigdelegations I ruin New York city were plnenUxl by the admission of lliirty onu County Democracy delegates, tbirtv-ono 'e..... b.u i ..... ..r ii... 11..11 r... i uiiiiiiuuj inw i.ii'i w;ii oi .iw.iiiii, iimi iiv.-UolL PiiAiti.i.'ii FiiAN'fm Aiiamm. .lit.. wiiKchoscn president of tho Union 1'iicill.; railroad at a meeting of directors in New York, Sidney Dillon having n-signed tho ollice. A RTATrB in honor or 1111am A. isuck Ingliain, Connis'ticut's "War llovenior," was unveiltsl at llai tlord hi presenco of a largo assemblage. llism M attii bw Si m l'S in, the well km iwn Melbi "list divine, ditsl in l'liila.eiliia, aged 7;l vein's. He wax Isirn in (Ihio, mid was rlei-UsI and onlaiiie.1 liishop at ltoston in ISVJ. ... . ... .. 11 .1...- . A 11.... droit Years of Met hodism," "laei ia'i iiii'i-s on rrencliing," nnd was tho editor nf tho "Cyclopaedia of Methodism." In s7 ho was selected to nirer tlm oiicning praver lit the 1.' ..1.0. II.. ...... II uenieninai cxiiion n" "i-s "'- ...-..w noted orator in tlio Slntlnslist Kpi copul Church. Kontli nnd Went. A OANO Of counterfi'iteri which has been operating extensively in Michigan linslieeu broken up by the arrest, of the in iiicinul mem bers an old man mimed Daniels, nt f lint, and Asa Davis and wife, nt ( 'orunua. I inniels was sentonced to ten years' iiuprisonnienl. r, . !. U....ll,....w( i.i.lientn Unit llEnnon iiuiii in" u"iii'T -,, ..ni.ila ilrivn thin Kenton will Im emtallv ns lnm. if not creator than that of lss:(. L'nro- ful estinial put tho nuinls-r of cnttlo b be fulion from Texas alono nt loO.IKaj head. . ..-n lu,li..AitM n f'niiv ledifin l uini-uir. oew " , .. and a cowbov at 1'ort Mdrsl, Northwi-stcni Territory. The latter shot Iho Indian, who, In tho throes of death, raised himself and shot , , .;.u .....lvnr lli.l'orn ilvinir llm nis siajcr nun i - , P cowlwy put live more shots into tho Indians Deny. , A TUO-BOAT near Now Orleans sank sml ilenlv. earrviim down a pilot und two en Coi.ONF.i.F,nWARi) H. l'l.ATT.I'nltiHl States nrmv, adjutant .-general of tho department of tlio 'Missouri, died at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas. . r..ll,itu In Vow Timlnn fVin w.ii,.ut. iiniliiii. bin w-ifn niifsitliful. killed her oil Monday uiglit with ail ax. I.uko I'hipps was hanged at handwicii, Out., for tho murder of his wife. llaldwin, tho clothier, failed In New York :ity, Willi 0110 inHHwi dullars in liabiiilies l'l..nn ll.r...a.,.l fimnlnM.. nf lllA WnFMtr1 lllllV lie.linoin. ...,..j.. ... ..... nil is 111 iirnoioiu iuiip pi 1 11. n 1,. 1 ..h.. . , -. . .1 1 1 .1 liriilt msoroiT iKTi lli reu, biiu uu .iimu." the mills were smashed by the strikers. The stom masons in Unulfbrd have also struck. - Several members nf tho "Dlack Hand" have Is en c xeeiitnl in Spain. The marriage of the Princess Klirabetli, of Hesse, and thellranil Duke Sergius, ot llusnis, tisik place at St. Petersburg. - A fire in lliildeford Mc, destroyed a hotel Slid several other buildings. -Frost has greatly damaged the growing crop in N Fiigliind. - It is r.C'i lrd that Texas will send over IIHI,Iiiii be. Ws to market this yi ur. --A violent wind storm in !" wcasioiied ronsiili table daiuii;;e to pruieily. 'ilm Muvor id Omaha and bis matsbal have l hi imbeted for bribery and perjury. was hll'tller di bated. A.. .......... .utl ,..-..rti' LviLi lil:i.'i Ih'I Tisf.fl Senator Hrown. of tl.sirgia, and Siurilor I lngalls, of Kansas, during which bolli wero called to onler by the chair. The 1 rouble grew out of Senator lngalls charging Senator I Drown wilh having iulerHilalsl a sentence In the prinbsl riH'onls 111 souie remarks iiinde bv the latter derogatory to llm for r. .Mr. I Drown replied to Mr. lngalls' reinnrksof tho nrevii.iis ilnv I'oiiii.riiiii i Mr. llrowirsrevisi.nl of his "isii li us it iiiH':ireil in the iVcoi 7. lie said Mr. IngallsV lingtinge was 11 ilclil r. Blely planni'd insult. There was 11 sharp pIVfnnuMr. lngalls, who insistisl Dial Ibo AVeon was intended to Is an exact verliaiiui reirt. and bbould iu t Is-ehaiig'sl. Consideration of the I bill lull was resimnsl. Various aiiiinluieiiis were prnisisl nnd dis luitetl, sonic of which were adopted ami s "nn ri-jissL Deliate was partieipabsl in by Misni. Havanl, ViM, lngalls, Ibsir, His-k, Cull.' Slater, Dolpli, Uih-mi. MmeV, ljipiinm and ibd'hcr-oii. A the iimenduiiyitx oH'enil w is one by .Mr. llonrtnstrikoouttliccliiusc abolislnn woiii.111 siitt'rngi- ill I 'tali, which wasreji'it.sl In n votn of Ii veils lo.'ll 1111 vs. All anieiiilim nis b-iii ' dis.sslof, the bill war read a ll, ml lim I passed by 11 Mile ol SI cn- to l'i nnys. 1 ii.. r. .inul. iitise 1 inns 10 iiii-ieiii in vc In. 11 imbeted bir laibi ry and perjury. rn u ,,..,,!.,, ,t., 1 I inle I t.n.-and l'.in .,t ns nlm wi re working 011 the info of ; J,, ,min, . inU of I ml.-1 Slater n.nal ..ink in II. iniiiignin, Vl., wi re liigliliind . jeadeiny pradiiates The Mexican p nsi. il ,iy b Odd Fellows on tin ir way home. I (,,11 ulls eoiisideii'd fin lle r w itln.iil 11'tiini. rnr.sinrNT AiiTin ii bos been honored by rrincoton colle-e with tlv d.-i I 1. 1.. IV; I he same degree wn ills mfem-d ill m biv- ernor Abbett. of New .liT.-s-y. inul .I11.11 ! llailan, of tlm I'nilisl Slates supi co'irl A IUSK III tlte I'io tilllllile has llissled si'V- eral Isnder towns and eini-l iniu h il'imnge.. The Nntioinl Huni 'iiiia'liie convention met in annual session nt liii r I'ark, Md. I.-.,. ... I.. .. ,i.K.,....y ulnl.. Hint nil Aridi bas Mr l ived at Koro-1,0 who claims to be ilie sole sur vivor nf the ll rln r gan ison. He says Im was pn si nt when tli" rebels attack) d lierbrr on M.iv'Jil. The giiriison di fendiil the town for two hours of i-evere liuditing. but the rebels were too strong for them, ami fnrcid their way into the citv. where they immediately wassa cri il the l.AiKl men of the garrison and 2,1)00 of the male m iilntion. The women and eb liln 11 i re spared. This story is believed bv .Major Kitclii in r and the sou of Hussein I'aeliu hiiuiiiii, llovenior 01 is iner. l'.IMididi is inurcbiug toward Dongola wilh :;."i.nli) troops. Tb! iiassaL'e of the l'itz John I'orler bill tluniiidi the llmi-e of Hi reienlHlivcs, wilh the Semite auieinliin nt eonciirreu 111, cmi..-. an cniisideiiilion of tbis ipiestion except that to be given to it by the 1'iesideut, to whom the bill goes Tor signature, as inn ini umniii-, Purler is, bv ils enaetim lit, pinged of all the chargis which were made against him Is-forc tt.o 01 iginnl court inaitial winch tried aud con victed him. It restores nun 10 um mini 01 . ..1 1 ;.. 11, v....,,lr nrmi nml relieves bis lUII'lllllll ii: i-r,.i". character ' 'he slima which has ntlaclied to il diiriiig twcniy one veins 01 piiiu-iinu iii. s'lnply witlile.lds Imiu biiu iineained back pay Im those years. Two American and twelve Mexican la L.Tiiswcri! killed by the prematura explosion of a blast on the Toinpieo luilroad in Mexico, rl... .a1i.in uliilne of (len. ltolivar. pn sented to tho city nf New York by tho (lov- ,.1'iiiiiein ill 1 eiii'.iieio. miivnv Al,.l.,,iiit., fleremoliies. General William McCandless, at one time commander of tho Pennsylvania llucktails, died in Philadelphia. n... . lnnl, ,.l,.un ami bloodv flcdlt one horse thief was killed and lour captured 111 Montana. v... V...I..J ..Lin., im In llm irtVniit ttint the British iron ship Svria, from Oaleutta for Fijia, having "n IhisiiI'IsO eisilies, recently ran on 1110 KHSIl If 'II. ncirini 1, .ii. " .lronel All t in crew but tnrce aro missing A Tckke Tiirkimian attempte l to strike On. KoinorolJ wilh a sword while lieing ear ned to prison. Tlio Turkoman's own brother nil. him down. Advices from Greenland state that the DaniHh brig F.i' iia has Wen crushed in tho ico ...a ilmt ten ot l.ereriw wcreiliowncd. Tho French Chamber nf Deputies has re jected bv a vote of 2S.I to 11H an aniondmont to the Three Years' Military Service bill grant ing immunity to the pupils in tho State ."Wil. 'llm L'ovemniciit supported the 11 niiniiai si'sse'ii in i-"i - . . . - I nin, .in niellt hrS.1 It is said a. the War tin foiling f IV.,.,-seniis,s tliestruetur.. I., ington tl.ai in 1 nc e. ye. -i -, SELF-.HADE .11 UN. AnAmcriraii correspondent writes that "self tniili' nun" am about ns common In England m they arc in this country. Many great Kn. !Mi merchants and liiannfivtiu-ors rose from the vcrv Inimbli st walks of life, and they arc heiiiinily to bo found in parliament, and una .times in the. cabinet. It is not an uncoin on Iking U beara famous meiiiberof parlia "ifiil lill hi i eom;liliii iils of flic day" when ho h a laborer working iu llm mines at twenty hillings a week, (if eoiirsi! it is easier for a Bin to rind in tlio United States than in F.iig M but in every country under the sun flist wal'iiity and pluck will win their way. KNCiLIHIl CAPITALISTS. The increasing demand for land in this SakmI... 1 ; 1 . ll.lllu In com- ""uiij nas inuuceii many cnini"n ioe for the purnoso of reclaiming the large " which have been under water foragce !' At present nn effort is being made on a BVNAeHTKItH AGAIN AT WORK An Bnsdlsli Tovrn Hlml.cn I f by an Kaplo ton on Jlomlny .U.irnliiir. tii. et.izrn. of Greenwich, England, were ablc Blass'in tho im.m ,ll.t i In tho force of police were soon on t he po . in ino building they for.t.,1 a man it uaml blown oil and otherwise badly 1 nj 1. , The wounded man was I alien to the osp ai. wlulo engageu in i...."i. - , . M. 1, 1 . el The nolice proless to have macie an subject. 1 be p i"- n,t tho man "'ThVv -am'ZtH muel on .he premises ' ,nr r f the lat er article which had nlo ion saved Lomlon from a w;orso outrage fhan any that has jet boon perpetrated. A Hntlrond Acclitenl. , a.u.lai mnrnlnff. At five minutes r r ,Z ...... . .... i-l- 11. f i nU'll I O I' ll II' III Tho cngliio. siuolung-car, duy cjucu and Hooper wero enmpletelv wMvUod. A'mut thirtv liei-sons wero iiilinol. sevcrnl f.ilallv. Train wruekci-s wero nt Ihn isi'toni of tlm ac cident. Tnr.Iiiili.nri Heimblicuii Slnle convention at lndinnnpolis nominated a tn-kot headed by Cnivr-xsinan William 11. Calkins for gover nor Cniisidernble fis'ling "-as expressed by U of tho delegates at t' Im irfusab of ho con vention to iiis.it 11 prohibition plnnkintln pint form. . , , . Ftl'iM Scnm-a, Oil., enmo thn p:irtleular of ono of tho nit coninlicntcd trijRn.1 cs tlm' p'lTiift 1 S'itt VAcniv-ivu n"'i" " -- -; , -,-wooil. widow nf a promm-nt nwyor. In ti e f icennd luvasL vvlt'i n il .ubli-bir vlcl shot run Her son Otis ran alter H:illa;hor nnd h'.i ..-1 t biiu w-llhoiit cirn-t. lwb ' . 1 .losnnvl mis Cirecn- en vvnison , n, .1 I - , . 1 The latter tinned on ntson nnd sh t him twice in the neck nn 1 luck. nlmm tell, . n-.., .... ..tiimisl llnl on tuvell- wcksI, but tlr inter es -fipe.1. (lall-igher and Orceiivvood woro both nnestod. Min. Ureen- 1 ... j w.i.nn .Iimi Tlm tmsodv Ir the r.oll. of a ilisnuto nbnit Wilsons running water across Hrwuivno I s iniuiiM claim l nsb'liutoil. ... ... ... . - oi . .... i.iil.lle binds has llin lionse ci'liinnins' " i" - - - directed llcpivwnitnlivo Piiymn to nrt fn- voi-Hbiy a mil niipropiiiiuiiK c" I B'tllO'l UpOll "I pinvim'- iioiiitiiient nf Pavmasb r (leneral ltochestor I,.. irnM 1 Tii i-iisVii i if iliinlieat inns flf payac- 1 i... ,.n...rU I., ilm m-tiiv. In Oio nasi two vcara there wero but aliotit a doxen of B.,.,1 U..II (.'oiniiiissinnor Evans has addressed a letter to Senator Allison, chairman 01 me aiaw ap- priipnauon iuinniiivoo, im wi . (bictinn of internal revenue districts ana objecting to me iiouso iipproprumn i because its prnvininns c.nnot b carried ot" without crippling tho service. IBoilfti 1 Ik.".)... ..I II... I.II-..I-OI iill':iii-s eitllllllit- bs, iulrodiH'i-d ii bill lo preveiil and pimi-li the pi-oseelllioll, under the pri'li -tl"ll nf tlio 1 'iiit.il States, of fraudulent claims icainst foreign goveriiinentK. 'I'll, bill provides n Is'lialtV of line mid unpi i-nmneiil siiinl o to bat pr--i-lii-d for milking or presenting frill lulcnt i-lniins ncainsl Ibe I'nitel Slate.i ....Mr. Ij.vvrv. hum llm i-i.inniilli- niieli.-. siil.inille.l ii ren..'1 on III Illeeil elis tioii eiisi. of Cauipls-ll iigniiisl Moii-y. do- larinii the " leslnnl ciilillnl Iniiie "at Laid nver lor Inliiii-aeli'iu. 'I I... M.'iec aein d to I be 11 illtelelice 11' sir on the l'it,i'ibn Porter l-ill. strikiii-.'outnl tlm bill Ibe vvoiil-'-t.elli-r wiiii an i ik"i, lill-s, mid priv ilcei-." tiiid iuseri inc. llm words i.r.iviilisl that tlm said l-njomi Porter sbi'll receive im pay. coinpeiisa- tioii, or n low alien wlmts.s mi- prun i Ins apiHiinhueiit miller thii net, in steal of tlm following wordi ill the bill: "Hut this net shall b" must rued as ail- thniiing pav. inmp-iisntinii, or iiunwa in . ... i.:.. i .....I iiinler il." lllll in ii ir oi in- ii'-.. v deficiency appi'o.ii:i1ioii bid was pissisl.ail alllelldllielll nv all. l.aiionn iinii"i ...i:.:. ...I .........'i.iu Ij.iii" ill etl oil . . . . .11 r. 'A IJ II.... il .1.1 II II. Sill llllll 1IIO n . i . ii' ''"i I" - -' ' - , f . ..t iii.u. ,.n urns and ineaiciiu lavo-- ol llni I.,,.,. .ee inlo ellisl I be new near. Willi Siexien. . Mi. Un i.i n of l ennsv vaiiiii. oiiercu, ns i ,.r ..rit .i...... n i-e-tiinn ii ill oi it lou .1 nuns It I 'Im liners enlilled to the W ilt fl all the Second district of Mississippi. Mr. Tli..iiiiis.,ii nf k.'iiinck v. raised tlm on-siioii nr .u..,ui.l..e..ii..n n.i. I Hii. House refll i'd tit coll Sider it now. Yeas. -. iiiivh. Mi '. m-' nn pnnlixtnl nhi-tioll case of t 'nnipls'll n-. ainst t .. I... .... .... .u1 ii. I l.'Sll'ill II C'Hl ...I....AU,... ivm ralsisl llV M '. 'I II". Ill's ill, nf keiitnekv. and tho llmis'- n'-i leiu-s-.l to cm si'" i i. ... , , lie llin.li ia frolil be conilllllle -1 11 l.n'l ii.. .... .1... i.i ll (,, i, i-, .till lit llm inn . 1 t .. I ..Ii.... ,.".1.1. pmi iiiiui, - : s. , , ft'nti.ici i.i im'I- orin iiiihii . it in.i o mi law ful to enter into nn ngreeinent or conir.-iet with nny foreigner or nlien to i loi iii lalmr y e.'i-viei. of miV kind in tlm Tinted Slates, or i.. .,r..i.iiv llm linnsTKirlntion or ill nnv way ....I .i ilm iniiuirt.'i'i iii or mi ri'.-l ..-ssisi l'i i-ii' s," " ...-i ll.m of nnv n i-ll or lorellllier llllili r coini.i . ... .'...I ....win .. L.b.eill1 Ll CTIll-.-SS Or 111 ie,-.ll, , .l-.- r, - -, - Implied. H dei lnres all such contracts void and ot no oins-t, ii iiihri-s " i'"" lslmbln w ith lino and iiiiprisoninent for any ..i.i.. i i,,... i ci.eli iilieiiu or fnr- nm.sn'r ui u snip oi - - - - aiiriu.ni. mi under contract, in any t'nitcci . 'I'l.n n.-l l.:ii,,t l.illlill V tl Clin PWIIITI INII It. J lie IIV - " traclri for skilled workmen in any new iudiis- trv not nt pn-s'iit est.iiiiisiiiM imie, pn i that skilled labor for that iiii-hiso eniiiiot Isj otherwise obtained; nor piufwisionnl actors, U.mn or nineers. Mr. Jones, of Iscoll- ollereil an ninciiiliiviit, which was adopted, providing that nothing in this act i.i i... birm,,l nm t'l-nbibiiiiie: nnv indt .llllll im ."in....... , - , . viibial froiii assisting any luciuber of his family or nny iidutivo 10 iiiigm'c nin i i oy foi-i-iirn country tc tho Uiiitnl Slates. Ihc bill T, I ...ill...... rliviui.tn W aS I'Ull pM.- r....-wv ' It Fa.nre TDK UTAH BILL. the L'nltet males Provisions. Mtnnte-lts ai present an cllort IB rcing mauo uu Seiealo to redeem a large tract of land in the seven L.ih , special excursion taiiv..... t . -. . i. i .v.. I At antic City colliuio. won . i . -v nisran xne manor tMX anEngUBtt company, wwn ii aia jut. CmmkU andAtiinuc vi o tingimn company, wiwi ""i""" 'Tv,uwu, nuiUO Ul IHO JllBA'lllllva j Cportcdfrom England, and when the land is "claimed it is understood that alargeEuio tw colony will be located there. The re """"ws of modern-engineering will be utilized 1,1 ""ell a way as to revolutionize the physical vnpifhj of the south in the coumo or 'ne !ew jer I Ashland sta 10 n, mrA gu(1 OT. roifica-ustyln wSnlurSttr eseoftho disaster was struck nj . . wreck in agagea in - - il ninu-opi-ii . - ,n tun-so ns io - " " ,., pern i " , .r" r ,d i wiom r,::t" for such .inul I' I-. "Snlnst ivbe right' to llm Iniel decisions en. V" . . h .1.. it..:....i ui.,i.u e..iii-t 011 n.-enllllt nercil nv 11m i nil"" ""- -1 , - ., , of the priority of the grant to llm railroad coinpimv. Miif,. llm iiomilintious ot Illaine and l.gi.u, held' in front, nf llm court bouso at the aiiniuu wan uuuiovi. . ... .1 Tii.wlev. l'rve and Mahoim, )!ep,vs'nli.1iv-,'i Pbcl.'s. Unviionml ""ITi Cucrnoi- liingiey, nf Maine. -oi: ininl e'.uilllis.ioll to ,-iit.iiii:" f';r th r,.,., , . i,p..,theco,..letio..oltl.-. ash , 1 , in , i-i.n ill. oivini.-.ed by elci-uni! I .,- . .- 1. .h.ibiiinn. A I ' 1 in- 'I Se .ilor Mnn-ill. Cnngcwtiuiri ennsirllnv. " r. i ., , l e , c inL i 'v work ol the commission. n i .! mi! i.1!' w ill l".oi l b the eoiiitnission he commi -h. v dl 1 , lhB in tlm ceieiiionies. foreign. .1 . . . i lb,, winder Chief- Tiiiu-f, iiniiiK i-i' e-s'-'h ; ,,,u.,,a.st tain while ''Mi" ..' -' p- . f ".n Ibe ves ol liiTs-nlnnd l '""" !" ',, 1 ' ,,,, vv-i-sol mid were h ut. l'll"-" three bouts. ir.111 KrrvrKri, lord lieutenant of Ire lam , fast. Tii" large crow. nt cesriion was silent all nmng ' ' ,.,, with nmtovvn hall Kail S'""r was irii-et- -1 niinUlnl ClllOI H IIUO Ulinuia. The Utah bill was passed br the nnH Stales Bcnate. It proviues mat ' "- " husband or wife may be oompelled to testify In prosecutions for bigamy, poW.amy or unlaw. fill coliaimauon. jiiukuwi.. J ., commenced witliin live yi-. tlm commission of tlio ouonso. jve., "arriago . ceremony in atjy eri.to-7 m tho l nitc. nia.es T, " , i "?A which writing snail siaiu mo inn ......... persons taking part in the ceromen y ' be signed liy mem, ami .iuui .7 .... n est so lemmamg ino mi..h -with and recorded in the rrubato Court. Suoli oertiiicale shall bo prima faoie ct Idenoo of the facts stated in it. Any violation of this provision Is pivnl.U.4 by a fine of not more than tl.OOO or taP mentfor not moro than two years, or both. Every such certificate and rooord shall be at aU reasonablo times opon to Inspection of the ofUcen of ?n stien o the Uniteii Btatcs, under like penalty for refusal to exhibit for inspec- '"'women shall not bo entitled to vote in Utah. ... :i. ll. nnnalt.V for inO Tlie Dill presoiinio i-.. v - - crime of adultery to be imprisonment in the ponitontiary for not exceeding three years. . . . uk. a .mIii. A rropo.iii.n nr. -- In tho U. 8. lionse, when the consideration of the Deficiency bill In Comm. tee of he Wholo had been concluded, Mr. "" (Dem.), or rcnnsyivania, ii.v.r- -- ttonal section, a pmiHisitU asaln.t political assessments, making Hnn awlui wr anj rie... Si ....Pliijc. of the government or any con traotor with the government to contribute, di rectly or indircotly, for any political object Mr? Ca'nnon (Rep.), of 111, made the point that the amendment was not 111 order under this rule. iiKcirnocm n niuiEAu.vMK. Ilrln I'oll 'nulls. Mnn HhnnM Have t'onalilernllun for Others f nulls. "Hour yo one anothor'i bu0n" ns applied to fault was the them. 0f Mr. Kifchrr'n Hmiiliiy morning serniuj. He took his U'xt from Oulntinns vi. . Homo ol the tUoiights ntU'red l)Mr. Beecucr in the eourso of the Buruu wcru; li'IM.a lnn r P.ltvint 1. tlm Inw nf md. -....I I..a .....1 llml vnniiirn. avfim mnn Vi rniw iii.o, win. .." ....... 1.1 . !i...Hain,l in nv.tvtf mnn nmt iii bin III 1)13 lliu-icnivu u. v.... j " diflicultira to be in symimthy with him." .... ! in,'.lulAr.l will. A ltttlll 1. nilJllii"K i"o"iiDww". ... tho rule ol love or duty." "Thero is no creature in God's uni verse that wo know anything about tlint is tnxed like mnn that him to ninny rules nnd regulations that he is b-mud to observe." "There is a certniu sort of tough char ity among people m tho community that have 110 partieular spiritual sensibilities. Measure and pain control their idea ol morality, tie mat ninnes .ih-iumuvj 1 good and ho that makes pain is bad, no mutter wiini no is. "Homo faults nro like dnst on gar- I nienls-a little brushing relieves us of , I N"'"'-" . , , I "Tlio gooil Samaritan took the mnn j who had been robbed and wounded to , an inn and gave the liuuilow two ccihb 1 to take onre. of him. Oh, that we might ( havi; Orid.lal taverns! Hut civilization 1 lias advanced." ' "To be a Clirislian is to carry out tho mind nnd spirit of Jesus Christ to all those around about yon, nnd just in pro portion rut tney iiuvo umai i""si wrong and nro suffering." "A father anil niotner unit nave iimu reled often go on quarreling in their children and the child cau't reconcile thni." , . , , "We aro npt to bo tolerant of faults that injure other folks, especially if wo don't like those folks, ami wo aro not 1.) he severe on such us disturb ns nnd our interi'ida." ' Faults iH men that traverse our plans nroUHo n great deal nf conscience in ns, nnd wo judge them harshly ; but fioiliM that leave 11:1 undisturbed w don't care much nbo.it. "A man will think, for instance, if ho doesn't say, 'There's Mnpleson nnd (lye having all' sorts of trouble nbont these musical people. Hut what do I cure .1 n.eir minrrel? Thev may cat each other up if they like. Hut if any man interfercH m my immey ...i.v...n, l'mthar.'" "McatinesH is tlio ono uniorgiviioio sin. 1 lliink oven 1110 oevn mi.nn ., with contempt: certainly .onn miiiour devil does. There is nothing meaner in this world Hum oiisequioiimiinr, .......... thoso that aro up and in power, and the contrary conduct uiwaru iimu ": thev aro down, un, !.......". those miserable worms ! the streets are full of them ; H you go iisiiiiig jim . havo any troublo getting plenty of bucIi bait" . . "I think Gen. (trnnt ono 01 1110 uio-i mnRiianiuious men we Have ever nmi 11 publio life, and 1 was very much struck ... . . ..1 WTb.,11 IV-iiiklinrr Wltll an 1I1HIIII1L-0 in n. precipitated himself from tho Senate it was very much against Gen. Grants . . 1 . .. 1. ... ...... nn.1 vol itiilgmeut, anil uini wim nnunu, j--he attempted in every way to befrlond Mr. Conkling and shield him, to such an extent, inueeu, m c.oi..v o he was ou Conkling's side. A man ex postulated with him, saying: ' 'Gen. Grant, you don t believe that ho did right ?' A10, nil , a .".. 'Well, how is it. then, that yon aro . . .1 AI on his BUio now r "The reply ib wortuy 10 uo wiuwu u .11 f 1.1 loners 01 Bu.. .... " 'When is tlio timo lor mu . nm.r. i,im.oii friondlv if it be not when a friend has mado a mistake? It is not the time to leavo a mau wncu uo u. mado a hluudor.' Applause. "I don t wonder you oinp. 'It is best when folks areoonrtlng .. . .1. u...i nni fnolta lieforeliand. llini luoy H111.1 --- - ... 1 When you marry as sinners you will be much more ap to live as When you marry ns nnmm i -saints. . i.i "Every friouilsiup snoniu ou i.muu.. on the doctrine of "! dcpravity-and that's the only use I know of for total . f AsuatlarlM Till depravity, inen evrj " veiled is just so much more than jou mpposcd, and every good quality deveb .... 1 l r",ieb elnnr train. .ii.;n iimi ia onod lor any TIIE JOKER'S BUDGET. WIIATWR FIND Til HMII.R OVHIt IN Till! IIU.IIOItOt M l-Al'laili. THP CAUSE OP TUB DEMAND. "Ton will have to order some more woolcu stockings," said a Now York drv irooda clerk to his emnloTcr. "Whv what's tlm matter'? Wo had S overstock a day or two ago." 'I know it, but wo haven't any loft. I so.j ti,e iat pujj ouly a few momenta strnngo," said tho projirietor, "that thei- ,iU)ll(i l)0 B tt,mmj for 1.... ulUllf l. .... woolen niA.. .lllg (loason. 1011 nro sure you nave nomlHtllko ?- "Yes, I am sure, x , nft,,i0On Wall street is the cause 01 ir. . , ,0 m( them in iho place of banks. ' ,.'vrning Call. PItAWTNO TITB IIHE. "What is the matter with Jim Har mon ?" asked a grain merchant ol a countryman who had just "got in with Home crn. , , "He's got himself into trouble, was tho reply. , ., , "So I hear. But what was tho mat- tor ?" ' "Well, Jeems got too pros'prous." TIow can a man bo too prosperous ? 1 "Well, Jeems wnru't saiiKtled with I raising tho best co'n an oats, nn the I best horses, an' cattle; he ha' lo raise 1 notes. That's whero tho troublo began. ' I tell yon, unless a man's in politics, be wants to draw ute 11110 " n" iVcissors, Tilt? BOO 18 IS. A I-arnnrd m-iu who was reproached bv his wife for his inhospitable disposi tion, promised to amend. "Well, how will you go about it? slid demanded. "I will put n uolieo on tho front door, lie replied, "whero all the neighbors can see it." . , . , - . Tho matter was allowed h drop at Ihispoiut. The next day, ns the good lady of the house was goinp; out to mako some calls, she found tlio following placard pusled conspicuously en tho front door : ... . 1 "Notice I Tho latch string is out, but the dog is in." IUii-Umjlm Fire Frcm. Araoros. O rot Is all dis rarthly bliss, Anil vnt is nian's sikkwsb ? And vnt is various odcr dinRS, And what is happiness? Wn mako ilnpoaita In a pank, Rtraiuhtway tho pank is preaki Wn fall and smash our outsidos in, Vera ws a den sdriko mako. Ulna IlllEITMAN, nis BAFK, "My boy," ho said to the young man who was about starting out in lifo, "when you hear a man telling about a backward spring, too much rain, cold ,...,. nil Mint, remember flint he is trying to bull tho wheat market." "1 seo. ul.,.1 !,,. n vnn bnnr nliolbpr llUl'mll- nuu " .', . j -- - ing over an opposite Htnto of nfTnim yon can set him down for a bear who wants to smash prices and rip up things. Trust neither, but strike a medium. "Exactly, sir -that's just what I havo done," replied tho young man. "I've iw put an my nimn-j n b,uu '" " ii'r.;; xi AVi nis riue. ... .... 1 a irieuonuiii nn.v r"-- - , ,1 Mr. Kasson Op ), of Iowa, arKno, that the mnRt 1)0 ti .riendship anii'iKinicni wasunjiuu"""" . . ... ., .i... i,., rrinii witn an nin iaui iiiK auainst the rule, but as lie-inn a!a.i.si uoini viini nine Imucy. 11 an wn. .......... , mshcls of nats to an army commissary A MASSAOHuswrs man by the name of Darling, who has been marr. tSUShi canTfoTthelifeof him ?eH w. ,11. means "ducky" or while enk-aueu 1i.., the afternoon ana .1 "'1' his wife means "ducky" An old friend is bettor than two new nJmm one. Knvnai-a of llm Krasl. lb-ports from various parts of New England statu that tho heavy, frost of Saturday night caused coiisidcrablo dsmago to Krowing orois. Tho Ciil'o Cod district reports Ihat the cran- Is -nv crop is entirely ruined. l'ta and ,1,111 nnd vim s of all kinds worn also seriously iilTi cUd. Much nf tho com will have to bo rc pliinlrd, and nwiiiR to tho lateness of the iensoi. a! short crop will bo the result. In Nor folk countv, .Mass., entire erops of vegetables wero destroyed. In nearly all Bootions the cnroth nf the crops was retarded, and it is sn ticinated that the frost will result in putting Inch prices on all garden products. In New Ilainpshire beans and squashes suffered the must severoly. I.lnbllllT ol HtoeUlioldera. Washington B. Williams, rcocivor of the de fun. t CUV iank or New Jersey, sued the stock 1 oTd rs of that concern to wover amonnts re- iw. bv them as dividend, from January , iwn 111 til tho failure of the bank, such div. u .'.I. having been paid while Iho bank was I "t. . Tho dc.en.l.u.ts tiled a domnrrer 1 e , K tbttbodlreob.rnd ..ot ho s o.k ,, ,h s wore the parties liable, iho Chati e , . over, tiled the demurrer, and bis opinion t that tho stockholder who has received a t of the capital by way of.djwtond, with Cislativo authority, has no right to do it as .t.hecredUooM TwSonHhwSllrid to pay th. debt, of i 1J10 corporation. hundred. I ...... hn 1 DUsticis 01 iiaw 10 """j ,7: ,.. ailtt of tickets. A memlier -f Oong-ess desiring ?M otionwmrtd not be pernnttc. to spend Io? hi. own money lor the ordinary ptir pole, of his election, while hi. eomnct. or (not being a moniber) might exiicnd any amount he chose. . , The chairman, expressing ins .. such a wholcsomo proimsitioii and one so con dnoive to public morals was out of onler, felt restrained to sustain the point of order, ino pmposition was therefore not aduiittod. (SHOT BV A URANK. A llnnuer Family tVui.ded Wlihonl An parent t.uuse. William II. Cooper, a"lrealtl,y ami 1 promi nent citiJten, was shot by Joseph Jlrinker. a lwcnliar character, of MontroBC, la. 'I'lii wis no ca nso for tlio deed eieopt that Ilri kerwa. not sane at the time, .as no 0111 nosl. "ld l't-veen them, linkers r'K J. L"1 5?h5 nosscssed of erniskler- JMles for a Itrcasiwerlt. ab 0 nroneriy mcir "-"---. .-,, in ease knd without ' e- 'fflr'rKioualy wounded. H A Cwiaul Fired AI. A balloon ascension at Bordeaux, France A nai.wu - throng nf people iu the aimed his pisioi ui " . ... ii0HC.v.. H's ft? Su-JS 1. "1 nicked hi.n hat' Ti,. wounded man pointed out Iho sol- Ter" 1 the shot, but the latter, with dier who fired the w , ... .,,,.. !nril PtKt the awTldler mistook ment. ll is wipi . civd an's dress. the eoBsui ior .u v.- al Dn. drd ad Inquiry to U w U jniiU ivji uiu viw"""" , McCulloneh, haviug about 8,0(10 men in his commatm, (tmcovcrcu imn uinin"." Bond was held by a Federal force of loss than 1,500, a part of whom were negro ' . 1 i 1 j I m.MiIa tin tl'OOpS, lie moved lorwniu w e tho prize. His first ttnck wM on Sat urday, and he was repulsed, after a 1 hot ficht lasting several hours. ur8 Baturday nifht .Federal gun-bt enme to the riscne of the post, h" pai-Koii .. . .i(k 1,0 know pits and wawu must come. , . I. . iA .Jdbiim nn When wouuiiocn cauio i """.-r on the works ho discovered that his hues would bo swept by a terrible fire before they could got near ououk" - y- ... J. .. P. moved no. To sliolter tne men "J ho brought out ' ,M)nmnlrM7 formed them iu line. The a soldier to advance alongside of each mule, making the living cover him. Kveiythiug worked all right at the start, but as soon as the mules ,in n ni rnnv iiiLnii uiuukiuk nnd kiokiug, and raised such a row that i-i..r.4vnta i.hph wfiro uncovered. .. s. ii.a n,i n..!1,.AV. mner hftd more than ho could stand, and there- !Ta ad! It. lrillnrl treat was sounuea. no wounded and prisoners, ever 600 men, together with a field battery and many 0 .. 1-1 .1.- T.I.. .1. 1u.a it. small arms, wuue uj iii ... killed and wounded, waa nearly as many. McOullooh was the first general in either army who attempted to moke a breast work out ol a living mule, and, as far as known, he was, also, the last. His men found the heels ol the terrified animals I about a dangerous, as tho federal bul 1 leto, Qcap. inn rF.DPiiF.ns. An elder in one ol tho churches was last week tnnkiug up a club of subscril) crs for a Sunday school paper. In his rounds ho called at a house whore bo found a httlo girl ol seven at home. Ho explained his errnnd to her, hoping to get her name on the list, and she re- liTtrii Tn oatir mntw. nnd I'm ouite sure she'll give me tho money, for she says we must patroiiizn mo pinin oome along or they will be driven to stea' .ii He hasn't gone back to see il she suo ceeded. Detroit Free Press. A DBBATADLI (JUESTIOH. Mrs. Finks "Do you remember Mr. flllnks?" . Mr. Finks "rerieotiy." "Well. he wont to Europo becanso he wished to avoid a probable leapyear vm-" . . "Well, wnat 01 ur , HTT onk nmio-Ut in OUO Ol the KCOUt disasters and was lost. Just think what a fool he was. 11 no nan marneii no couldn't havo been worso off than ho ia now. eonldhe?" "Well, my dear, that depends on which plaoo he went to." Philadelphia Call, . AN EIGHT THAB Old) OTBh. Elizabeth is a Buffalo girl abonl eight thew wre shor'red skirts and a sort o tOTinoket laced iu front and behind $Uh puffed sleeves. I don't just remem her ;hat kind of stock tag. hey wesr, tat I think they rL aro the AlpSi onimr " T '. m the artless response, "It doesu t say anything about that."-Jri-Jf'o Cnmmeroxai. . AS t-NlT.orlriUt.K I'.ItKINKSH. W..II bow's trade. J" asked olio Oill- cinnnli ll"rl-t of another. ' lXa.1, was the reply; 1 uaveu 1 sohl 11 boini'ii t in a week." "Nor I," recpondod the other. "Aud hero there are thirty or Imty uiurdewrs in jail. Tins mob business is. a terrible thing." . Drooiuteh in an Inrtant.-ju Pnteraon N. J.. Deoorutiou W I"?; " dreW school girls JfBTto carrying a flag and a bornin- cemeteries w 0, aoiitier s floral Jj-ibnte rw70, . cannon all . ?heVgr i3t de00t-nobutaw