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O'BKIEN & SLEATOR ALt'KNA COUNTY ABSTRACT OFFICE OKNEUAL Real Estate Dealers Mov Loaned uu It' il Estate Security ? ! ? ! ? Everybody is Astonished And Asking Questions About how we MM afford to sell so much Hardware be goUtUs) money? it is simple enough, and needs but little explanation. We understand how to bay goods a"J ilwajl take advantage of discounts offered for rush, which in itself is no small item. It enables us to give our custom ers the best goods at very reasonable figures. We are in business to PLEASE OUR CUSTOMERS And not to please ourselves. Call on us at the Bea h Hardware Store when you need anything in the Hardware line. A. W. COMSTOCK. Opposite Post Office. POTTER BROS., fflt Inn J ' T OT7R HEATING STOVES, And you cannot help but realize the fact that never be fore has there been such another chance to get a genu ine bargain. For Durability, for Neat Finish, Latest Styles, Heavy Casting and the PRICE, can not escape your eye. Blankets, Camp Supplies, Axes and f Cut Saws, at very low prices. We are selling COFFEE AND TEA POTS AT COST. Corner Second Alpena Lime Works. Furnish estimates for building, Lime, Hair, Brick, Plaster Paris, Fire Clay, Fire Brick, Lime Stone, Building: Stone and Cement of all kinds. RICHARD COLLINS, 151 Water St., opposite Churchill House. . r I O Alpena Banking Company Organded March 1st, 1873, torthepurposeof doing a GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS. COLLECTIONS Promptly attended to, and remittances made to all parts of the country by draft. Detroit, Bay Citv & Alpena R.R. Mm! and Aeco;n lEipress. modution. Mail and Aeoom ExDreaa. modation. North. Bouth. r. m A. M. 9 36 10 07 10 31 10 45 p. m. 1 20 2 05 2 40 tS 00 13 10 825 346 14 00 4 10 t4 20 5 02 7 15 fl 43 . 2n m o; t0l J4 ft 45 tltt 330 t33 9 02 t 40 489 417 "4 IS 4 OA 4 0? 5 09 n 47 3 89 13 74 H l 3 07 II 06 ar Alpena, leave, II 10 Osslneko, 10 31 Black Uu rr I 59 Roo Lake, III U ll. nrv 9 25 Hud Lake Junction, 10 68 a Oft Went Harrlsvillc. 11 07 MOM - 40 Ouatin. 8 29 WestUreenbush. 8 10 Handv, 7 35 Au Sable, Oscodx, t Bristol, A n East Tawaa. b 20 Tawaa City, 4 52 Marks, 4 40 Arn. 4 25 Etn.Ty, 4 16 Wnittemor.-. ISM Mills, :i40 Prescott, : 16 shonr'T, 111 16 11 22 111 29 11 62 112 12 12 40 12 47 112 58 1 06 1 10 1 19 tl 23 i :i 11 47 11 54 206 700 7 20 17 40 756 8 30 860 0 05 940 10 00 110 10 10 40 ':i(M MolTiitt, 2 47 IvAlver, arrive, Flag Station. Dally except Sunday. U. M . KKK.VKM, T. O. WINEETT Aicent, Alpena. O. F. A P. A. Michigan Central. Bay City, leave, leaves Detroit, arrives. . M. II W I 46 a. r. m 406 !l 10 jWlGHICAN PENTRAL " Tht Niagara Falls Route." Tim" Card In Effect. mil mil i ii i ej . S w a! w g - j j fa 'svs r. r jjw S wet jjwjf f 1 ii .3-3 I inmii! I nTitinuiiiili iTniiiiiiml 11 1 Mlij II sSi Hi Wm&i I Ij 111 i ii L - n a BUT YOUB Overcoats and Ulsters From The Best Place in the City to Trade. PRACTICAL Hardware Dealers AND Iron Merchants. Look Over and River Streets. PROPRIETOR. wra- ''uc- ,J- AAiicncoca. INSURANCE AGENCY W. D. Hitchcock. OF LUGE & HITCHCOCK Represents a full line of Btrong Companies. Opera House Block. A AS. I. A K INS, M. D. Physician, Surgeon and Accoucheur, Graduate of Toronto University College, Toron to. OnUrio. OflSce at Boetwick's Drug Store. Residence corner 8tate and Prentiss streets. Dr. C. JIO WELL, Physician and Surgeon. Office 114 Chisholm street. Dr. A. Letourneau, 140 WASHINGTON AVE., Between Episcopal Church and Cen tennial Block. JAMES COLLINS, LAW OFFICE, Culligan Block, Alpena. Augusts Deroche, GENERAL BLACKSMITH ! HORSE BHOINO A SPECIALTY. 417 Clilsholm PtJMt FRANKLIN HOUSE DETROIT, MICH. It U wll Ufore litavlng home. whther for busloen or pleasure, lo MM upon a hotl and thsreby voil oonfusion. Whan you visit Detroit we would l" rjlisn- to have you stop at ibe old (Franklin House," cor. Lamed and Bates Bts . where you will have a food meal and a clean bed at moderate rales. The house baa been renovated from top to bottom, and Is now In first-class condition. Respectfully, H. H. JAMES Msals. 36c. I .wlglnf . 50. Tar Day, S1.50. For Envelope, Call at Argus other. Vol. XXIV, No. 20. HUMOROUS "Jones savs he wasn't paid for his last poem?" "Well, if it's real lv his last, pay him handsomely !' Atlanta Constitution. Of course, a campaign speech af ter election is insufferably flat as uninteresting, in fact, as love letters two years atfer marriage. Ex. Kitty -Can't I put these flowers in any place where they will look pretty? Tom -Not while you stay in the room with them. ---Puck. Teacher "Tommy, would you say that a man lies easy, or lies easily?" Tommy "It dermis on the man." Indianapolis Journal. "What subjects are treated in your new book?1, "None, It's a plea for prohibition, and dosu't treat at all. Atlanta Constitution. Conductor How old are you lit tle girl? Little girl If the com pany dosen't object I prefer to pay my fare and keep mv own statistics. Vogue. "How old would you call Mrs. Flutter?" Hicks Er well, it would all depend upon whether the lady was in hearing or not. Chica go Inter Ocean. Me But, my dear girl, there's nothing to be afraid of. And I thought you were so fond of ani mals, too. She I am ; but I don't call a cow an animal. Fun. Mover They say when she made her debut several of the critics ac corded her the highest praise. Foyer Yes; none of it under a dollar a line. Buffalo Courier. "Say, Jack, what is the capital of Switzerland?" Jack (who has just returned from abroad) "Why, the money thev get from the travel ers, of course." Boston Bulletin. Patron (angrily) Bring me some lunch. Restaurant waiter But you've already ordered break fast, sir! Patron Yes, but it was breakfast time then. Chicago Rec conV. "If my employer does not retract what he said to me this morning, I shall leave this store." "Why, what did he say?" "He told me I could look for another place." Har lem Life. Bronson Have the detectives found out anything about that burg lary yet? Johnson Yes; they've come to the conclusion that the mo tive for the crime was money. Boston Herald. "1 thought you told me that Miss Brown had spent a great deal of money on her voice?" "Well, so I did." "But she can't sing." "Well, I didn't MV that he could, did IP- Truth. lie- 1 wonder when TOO will he able to set as good a table as my mother does? She By the time ! you are able to provide as good a table as your father does, my dear. Burlington (la.) Gazette. Stock ly 1 hear that your sou went into the office to work this morning. .lobly- He went into the office to work me. 1 was out, but I guess I'd have been out more if I'd been in. Philadelphia Bec ord, Mamma- You must be very care ful. The doctor says your system is all upset." Little Dot I guess it is. My foot's as'eep. Fotses must be awfully upeet w'en they goes to s'eep at the wrong end." Good News. "The dear boy, how he does love me!" she sighed as she replaced the sheet within the envelope. Going softly to the pearl-lined escritoire, she took the pen and thoughtfully wrote on the letter, "Exhibit A.'' St. Louis Post Dispatch. "Are you used to serving roast beef rare?" said the lady who was endeavoring to learn whether she suited the new cook. "No, ma'am." was the loftily-spoken reply. "Up to meprisint imploymint Oi've been used to serving it frequent." Washington Star. George was gaging dreamily at the dear girl's back hair. "Laura," he said, making a motion as if to adjust it, "do you know there is a lock out?" "No," she answered, "but I know there's going to be a strike." And he got it on the ear. Chicago Tribune. "Young man" said the prosper ous old man who had sold his pork, "you say you hain't had a square meal for a week?" "I have not, sir." 'And you've seen better days?" "I have." "Used to move in good focietv?" "Yes, sir." "Then come along with me to a first-class eatin'-house and I'll pay for some qual on toast. I want to learn the correct way to eat the blamed dish." Chicago Tribune. Two old school fellows met fif i teen years after their graduation land fell, figuratively, upon each , other's necks. "Well, well, dear Old Smith!" said Green. "How glad I am to see you! What days those were! Ha! Ha! Smith, you were the stupidest fellow in the class." "Yes, I suppose I was." And here you are now! Why,' (looking him over,) "you haven't changed a particle!' 1 outh's Companion. ALPENA, MICH., WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 26, FOR 20 YEARS th fnrmiila fr makinor Ssrrt' Emulsion has been endorsed by physicians of the whole world. No secret about it. This is one of its strongest endorsements. But the strongest endorsement possible is in the vital strength it gives. Scott's Emulsion nourishes. It does more for weak Babies and Growing Children than any other kind of nourish ment. It strengthens Weak Mothers and restores health to all suffering from Emaciation and General Debility. For Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat, B.on. chitis, Weak Lungs, Consumption, Blood Diseases and Loss of Flesh. Scott & Bowns. N. Y. All Druggists. SOc.andft. Out of I he old INTO THE NEW. Frank C. Holmes, Grocer! In his new Stone Front Store, Second Street. Next to the Masonic Block, Heaps of New Goods and Prices to Pay Buyers to call. COAL ! No Coal delivered until aottled for. COAL ! HRD IND) SOFT) flOAL) M. N. BEDFORD & CO. Alpena & Northern R. R. TIMK CAKD. A. IL P. M. 8.20 Lv. Alpena, Ar. 5.85 5.00 4.50 4.20 3.50 3.48 3.85 8. 20 3.10 2.63 2.80 2.20 2.00 1.40 8.50 0.00 9.40 Lathro, Bolton, PottBi Hoffman, South Rogers City, Y, May Lake Junction Hurst, Blong, Pack Siding, Rainy Lake, McPheo. 10.00 10.10 10.33 10.40 10.50 11.07 11.24 11.84 12.00 12.20 Ar. .Jackson Lakf. Lv Flag stations. Trains daily except Sunday. JOHN .M I U.K.N, Superintendent. H. M. REEVES, Agt, Alpena Nerve Biood Tonic Builder r-nr1 fi lescrlptlv. I' 11, 1 hi. ' . WILLIAMS' .10c. jntMCINE CO., per Sex. A far S i Schenectady, N.Y. 1.1 Brockvlllc, Ont. Two cents per week is tht price of the Arns on yenr ly subscriptions. 1 An Easy Method of Keeping Warm. I should like to u .11 utteutiou to an easy method of waruiiug one's 'self when other aud more common means are not available. It in a method that 1 suppose is well enough known to the profession, but proo thj not often used. I allude to 1 warming the body by merely tak ing deep inspirations. On one very cold afternoon of last winter, though walking brisk J ly along, 1 was uncomfortably cold; feet and hands were very cold, and my ears so chilled as frequently to require the application of my heavi ly gloved hands. In addition, the whole surface of the skin was un pleasantly chilled; "creeps" ever and anon running up and down my spinal column and radiating thence over the body and extremities; in short, a condition that every reader of this little article has doubtless many a time experienced. I then began taking an exercise often em ployed before with benefit: deep forced inspirations, holding the air as long as possible before expulsion. After a tew inhalations tne sur face of my body crew warmer, and a general sense of comfort pervaded me. Continuing, the next to feel the effects of the effort were my previously frigid ears. They grew agreeably warm, and within the time required to walk three blocks, at the previous pace, hands and feet partook of the general warmth, and I felt as comfortable as if the same length of time had been passed by a glowing fire. The happy results obtained from this simple method are probably owing to several causes: The cold, of course, chills the sur face of the body and contracts the superficial blood vessels, usually affecting first hands, feet and ears, and afterward the general body sur face. Contraction of the blood vessel results both in less blood to the part and in stagnation of the current, thus rendering the tissues still less able to resist the cold. Deep forced inspirations not only stimulate the blood current by direct muscular exertion, but also by com pressing and expanding the lungs, the flow of blood is greatly hastened through this organ, and on account of this increased amount of oxygen inhaled, this abundant supply of blood is thoroughly oxygenated, tissue metabolism is increased and more heat necessarily produced. Many times unavoidable exposure, as in riding, driving, standing and the like, for a longer or shorter time in the cold, has been the cause of M vcre and even fatal congestive troubles, such as pleurisies and pneumonias, and a means of quick ly stimulating the flagging perip heral circulation which a person has always with him, and which can be employed without moving a step, is one that ought not to be neglect ed or forgotten. E. B. Saugree, M. I)., American Therapist. Profitable Swine Raising. If a farmer grows but one lot of swine each year, he should grow them with a certain market in view. If two lots, he should market twice a year. If spring pigs, they should go to market in the early fall, and the fall pigs the last or April, or early in May. The time of market ing a lot of pigs should be deter mined by the time they are first counted. When the farmer waits to see what the market promises be fore he determines when the pigs shall be fattened, he is almost cer tain to blunder in his time of mar keting. As a rule he who gets his pigs to market at the earliest possi ble time and sells at a given age re gardless of the prevailing price, makes the most clear money in the long run. When a farmer plans to have his pigs mature at a certain age, he has made the main point to wards having them in prime con dition when they should be sold. Only by a well-managed system can the best results be reached. If two litters are grown a year, spring and fall, of necessity all must go to market at an early age, it will not do to hold them till they are a year old, as it places too many on the farm at once. All careful swine raisers know that with the increase of numbers, the risk from disease is correspondingly increased. The well-fatted hog of 200 lbs weight always sells well 111 market, in tact such an animal is the choice of buy ers a greater part of the time. The trouble with farmers in producing this hog lies in the fact that they have not yet arrived at the belief that in general farm practice it is possible to reach this weight at six to seven months of age. Greater weights can be made with small numbers, but when a farmer puts off 40 to 60 or 100 head, this is good weight for the age named. Tne markets do not call for a hog of this weight at one year old, but for a young hog at this weight at the earliest practical moment. The March or April pig should be on the market not later than Nor. 1st, the Sept. or Oct. pig not later than June 1st, better the middle of May, as prices have ruled for a num ber of years. Haphazard work will not accomplish this, but a well-laid system followed to the letter will do it. It is a fact that cannot be disputed that misfortune in swine growing comes most frequently to the man that has no definite sys tem. With definite plans he falls into a line of better care and treat ment of his swine. Orange .Tudd I'armer. The ARors is only $1 a year. 1894. Whole No. 1220. THE ONWARD HARCH of Consumption in stopped short by Dr. Pierce's Golden Med ical Discovery. If you haven't waited b e yon d reason, there's complete re covery and cure. Although by many believed to be incur- r,. myM able, there is the TV UJ evidence of hundred of living witnesses to the fact that, in all its earlier stages, con- Mimpuon is a curaoie disease. Not every ' case, but a large per- ceniage 0 cases, ana we believe, fully OR per cent, are cured by Dr. Pierce's Colden Medical Discovery, even after the disease has progressed so far as to induce repeated bleedings from the lungs, severe lingering cough with copious expectoration (including tubercu lar matter;, great loss of flesh and extreme emaciation and weakness. Do you doubt that hundreds of such cases reported to us as cured by "Golden Med ical Discovery " were genuine cases of that dread and fatal disease ? You need not take our word for it They have, in nearly every instance, been so pronounced by the best and most experienced home physicians, who have no interest whatever in mis representing them, and who were often strongly prejudiced and advised against a trial of Golden Medical Discovery," but who have been forced to confess that it surpasses, in curative power over this fatal malady, all other medicines with which they are acquainted. Nasty cod liver oil and its filthy "emulsions'' and mixtures, had been tried in nearly all these cases and bad either utterly failed to bene, fit, or bad only seemed to benefit a little for a short time. Extract of malt, whiskey, and various preparations of the b vpophos phitesbad also been faithfully tried in vain. The photographs of a large number of those cured of consumption, bronchitis, lingering coughs, asthma, chronic nasal catarrh and kindred maladies, have been skillfully reproduced in a book of 160 pages which will be mailed to you, on re ceipt of address and six cents in stamps. You can then writ; those cured and learn their experience. AddressWoRLD's Dispen sary Medical Association, Buffalo, N.Y. MARTHA WASHINGTON COOK-BOOK 320 PACES. ILLUSTRATED. One of the best Cook SooUn published. It con tains recipes for all kinds of cooking'. Also depart ments on Medicine, l.u- ?tiettc, and Toilet recipes, udexert for handy rofer- ' MAILED FREE, In ExoUuage for 20 LARGE LION HEADS cut from Lion Coffee wrappers and a 2-oent Stamp. Wrlto for list of our other Fine Premiums. Wo havo many vnluutilo I'lcturcM. ;ilt- u Kntfe, Ofttne, etc.. to Klvo uwuy. A beuutlfnl l'lcturo Card Is In erery package of UOM COfffSS, WOOLSQN SPICE CO Huron .v Oak Streets. I TOLEDO. OHIO- HUMPHREYS Dr. Humphreys' Specifics are sotontlflcally and carefully prepared Kemedles, used for years In private practlco and for over thirty years by the people with entire success. Every single Speclno a special cure for the disease named. They cure without drugging, purging or redurlug the system and are In fact and deed thu bo erclgn Remedies of the World. no. ensst. rsios. 1 Fevers, Congestions, Inflammations. . .U5 'J Worms Worm Fever, Worm Colic 'M 3 Teethlngi Colic, Crying, Wakefulness .90 4 Dliirrhoii, of Children or Adults 35 1 Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis .US H Ncurulgln, Toothache, Faccache 25 9 Headaches, Hide Headache, Vertigo . .25 10 Dyspepsia. DUlousness, Constipation, .'45 11 Suppressed or Painful Periods . .45 14 Whites. Too Profuse Periods .45 13 Croup. Laryngitis. Hoarseness .95 14 Halt Rhoum, Erysipelas. Eruptions. . .95 15 Rheumatism, Khcumatlo Pains .95 1 O-Mnln rln, Chills. Fever and Ague 95 19-Catarrh, Influensa, Cold In the Head. .95 90 Whooping Cough 95 47-Kldney Diseases 95 2N Nervous Debility 100 30 I rin n i v Weakness 95 34-Hore Throat Qulncy, Ulcerated Throat .95 HUMPHREYS' WITCH HAZEL OIL, " The Pile Olnt men t ." 1 r ml else, 45 Cis. old by DrusfUts, or int pTtptld on rMlt of frit. Da. Iluarsssrs' Manual i icm,) bailed rsss. UrXFUBXTS' BID. CO., Ill US WUttsa BU, KKW YORK. SPECIFICS. PAPER Your Rooms! Your House! And Don't Forget that You can buy your Paint and Paper Cheaper of E. C. Than any Other Man on Earth. p 404 Dock street. GOOD HARDWOOD FARMING LANDS FOB SALE Iu Alpena and Aloona Counties, At from $2.00 to $5.00 per acre. Title perfect. Convenient to markets mid schools. Apply to ALOBR, HMITII CO., lllaek River. Mtnhiftftn. For .fob printing OftU at the Argu h office. 1 "We''-' mmj. fi8 The Best Bargains -IN- OVERCOATS & ULSTERS -Can Be Found At Monaghan fe Co., Always have the best brands of Flour among which are the following: PILLBURY S BEST, MONAGHAN S BEST, GOLD DUST, PURITY, SILVER DUST, CLIMAX, PEARL. Prices according to grade from $2.50 a barrel up. We recommend Monaghan's Best to our customers. It makes White bread, and though a dollar less in price than Pillsbuiy's Best, will give as good satisfaction. MONAGHAN & CO., GROCERS. Useful Hints. To Clean Gloves. Got oue pint deodorized benzine, half a drachm of alcohol and a little cologne water to perfume it. Pour some in an earthen dish, and put the soiled gloves in the fluid, and rub them with your hands as you would wash anything. When most of the dirt is out, prepare some clean fluid, and rub them through it, smooth them out in shape and hang over a towel on a line in the shade, or, if one desire, they can be dried quickly on the hands. This preparation is excellent to remove grease from clothing, coat collars and other gar ments; put on with a flannel cloth, imd rub with small brush kept on purpose. To Remove Grease From Cloth. Get equal parts of benzine, alcohol and ether, and mix; lay a piece of clean blotting paper on the wrong side under the grease spot; with a sponge wet in the mixture saturate the grease spot, lay a piece of blot ting paper over it and iron with hot flat-iron. Testing the Oven. The French method of testing the heat of an oven is a very simple one. It is done with a piece of white paper. If the oven is too hot the paper will blacken or blaze up: if it becomes a light brown the oven is right for pastry; it it turns to a dark yellow the temperature is proper for bak - ing bread and the heaviest kinds of cake; if light yellow, it is just fit for spouge cakes and the higher desserts. To Get Rid of Vermin. Dissolve alum in hot water, making a very strong solution. Apply to furniture or crevice in the wall with a paint brush. This is sure destruction to all noxious vermin, and invaluable because easily obtained, ft is, more over, perfectly safe to use, and leaves no trace behind. When you sus pect moths have lodged in the bor ders of carpets, wet the edges with a strong solution. Whenever it reach es the moths it is certain death. Iron-Holders.-Always use cottou holders for irons. Woolen ones are hot to the hand, and if scorched, as they often are, the smell is disagree able. In ironing a shirt or a dress turn the sleeves on the wrong side and leave them until the rest is done, and then turn and iron them. The Belted Horseman. This rather strange-looking fish is frequently met with along the coasts of tropical America, and is, perhaps, the most remarkable of the genus to which it belongs. In ap pearance, his expression is severe, wary, truculent; a decided touch of the bully about him, and withal a gentleman not to be trifled with. Upon the nape of the neck, which is very high, is placed the first dor sal fin. It is long and pointed, its height being equal to the depth of the body, and suggesting a bold military aspect, if such a term may be used in describing a fish. The second dorsal fin is low, and reaches along the whole length of the back from the first dorsal fin to the tail, and is covered, like the tail fin, with very thin scales. The prevailing color of the belted horseman is a yellowish gary, or namented with three broad belts of dark brown, the first of these pass ing vertically over the head, begin ning at the base of the first dorsal fin, traversing the head behind the eve, and curving slightly toward the angle of the mouth; the others passing along the body, reaching to the tail, each of these bands or belts being edged with whitish gray. With regard to the habits of the belted horseman, not much is known. There is nothing very ferocious about it. Like most of the inhab itants of the ocean, it preys upon the weaker and smaller fry, which is not considered dishonorable as things go in these regions. There is another species of this genus, the Spotted Horseman, but not quite so remarkable. A National Bad Habit. The right of a person to whittle, 0. L. PARTRIDGE. Real Estate Agent Fox Block. Chisholm Street. WU1 take charge o f ttsta U s for residents and non . residents, collect reuts, pay taxes, place Insurance obtain abstracts of title. eU. Office hours 10 to 12 a. m ., 4 to 8 p.m. to the paralysis of other persons' nerves, is becoming almost as burn ing a question as the right of per sons to smoke, to the mental and bodily detriment of others. We Americans are probably next to our own colored people in the south ern towns, whom we have educated in the art the whistl ingest people in the world. There are, apparent ly, two reasons for this. One is that we are the most nervous peo ple; we have to be doing something; we can't go down stolidly at our work like Europeans, or sit silent and contemptlative; so we work off our fidgets with whistling. The other reason is that we are really a cheerful and expressive people, in spite of all that has ever been said to the contrary. The national whistling habit has resulted in the production of a great number of really skillful whistlers. With one consideration and another, there is a tremendous amount of whistling It seems cheerful, and sometimes, to the whistler, it is really cheerful. Now, undoubtedly, this would be very nice if every one's whistling were heard only by himself. It would be a blessed way of working off one's nervousness. But the other fellow has nervousness, too. What about that? An ordinary whistler's performance gives abso lutely no pleasure to any one but l himself. Boston Transcript. A Spider-Web Telephone. A gentleman was watching some spiders, when it occured to him to try what effect the sound of a tuning-fork would have upon them. He selected a large, ugly spider, that had been feasting on flies for two months. The spider was at one edge of its web. Sohuding the fork, the man touched a thread at the other side, and watched the re sult. Mr. Spider had the buzzing sound conveyed to him over his tel ephone wires, but how was he to know on which particular wire it was traveling? He ran to the centre of the web very quickly, and felt all round un til he touched the thread against the other end of which the fork was sounding; then, taking another thread along, just as a man would take an extra piece of rope, he ran out to the fork and sprang upon it. Then he retreated a little way, and looked at the fork. He was puzzled. He had expected to find a buzzing fly. Then, strange to say, he got on the fork again, and danced with delight. Evidently the sound was music to him. "Speaking of queer names, and their still more queer colloation," writes a lady from Easton, Pa., "I am reminded of a table at which 1 once sat, which mentally I named the conbustible table. The board ers names were Brush, Bush, Hay, wood and Uole. All lacking was a match." Tribune. that seemed New York There are two species of true whale. One has teeth in its lower jaw and the other has not. A Herald of the Infant Year. Clip ths lsst thirtr years or more from the ocn tnry, and the seg nsut will represent the term of the unbounded popularity of Hottetter's Stomach Bitters. The opening or the year 189 J will be eign alissd by the appearance of a frosh Almanac of ths Bitters, in which ths uses, derivation and aotion of this world famous medicine will be lucidly set forth. Everybody should read It. The ealandsr and astronomical calculations to be found In this brochure an always astonishingly accurate, sad the statistles, illustrations, humor and other read ing matter rloh in interest and full of profit. The Host otter Company, of PttUbarg, Pa., published It themselves. Tbey employ more tban sixty hands In the mechanical work and mors than eleven months In the rear are consumed In Its prepara tion. It oan be obtained, without cost, of all druggists and country dealers, and is printed in English. Oerman. French. Wai.h Nnrwi.n Swedish, Holland, Bohemian and Spanish. For Over Fifty Years Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup has been used r over flftr rear b miiilnn.nf mniiun t.,r ih.ir children while teehing, with perfect t access It soothes ths child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic, and Is the best remedy for Diar rhoea, It will relieve the pnor little euftVrer Its mediately. Sold by Druggtuts in everv part of the world. Twenty-flve cents a bottle. Be sore and ask for "Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup," and take no other kind