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atarwd at ia FoatcS to Brya. TXM, M BC0Bd ciaaa gaatur. Rat af Subscription. Oh gaoBla. I 0 Tfem uoBtti 1 00 On it 4 00 Attainting rate on application. Subscriber 1H confer a favor en tfc management by Ulepbonlng tba Rice promptly wben carrier tail to Vber tbe parr. or ben cbanga of rwaidrcc occura. BRYAN. TEXAS. MARCH 26, 1909. b bo would be beaut iul nwst sever rat to satiety, aaya an author Itj on beauty of person. "Isn't It awful. Mabelf Teiaa la too poor to buy land (or experimental farina but Governor Campbell atlll bold tbe legislative nose to tbe grindstone at an expense of $1300 a day to tbe tax payers. U la evident tbat If tbe governor would submit tbe apirotrlalioi) bill tbe legislature would pasa It and ad journ. Tbat grindMone la coating the fople nearly $1300 a day, yet Gov. Tom keepa turning tbe crank for his own amusement. would open tbe eyes of Tf aaa farmer to tbe opportunltiea tbey are neglect ing. ' . i Virginia baa a native born citizen wbo it by inheritance an English lord. If be t hose to do ao be could go to England and aaaume tbe title but be prefer to remain an 'American clti en. Whether be i wiae enougb to deapiae artificial distinction of rank or lacka tbe meana to auataln tbe po aitlon of an Engllab lord we are not Informed, but we are Inclined to ac cept tbe former because tbere ia little doubt tbat If It were tbe latter only be could find an American heir ess wbo would furnUb the money. Hon. Brona Cooper, who waa beaten for congrea by .Martin Dies In the aeconrl district, ia hesitating a Unit whether or not to run for governor. Don't do It, Bronse. Otluni cum dig ultate ia tbe thing for a man of your age and experience. A Ilrtilah naval officer has ina.lt a daab into the heart of the Antarctic continent,, penetrating to within 111 nil lea of the no nth jh1-'. In a few more yeara there will be no nook nor corner of thla old world that advert teroua man haa not explored.' Tbere seems to be llttl doubt that the man and woman a r rented aa the kidnapers of Willie Whit la are irullty. Their speedy conviction and punishment will ierhais dlse courage the increase of that daring and dangeroua form of crime. Tbe court of criminal appeals at Lallan ha decided that tbe occupa tion of a barber l mechanical and therefore non-taxable. , Thin classifi cation la based oh the fact that a bar ber worka with his hands. So does a piano player and a fiddler. Are they mechanics also The Galveton Tribune says notb Ug but laainess keep people from cleaning up their back yards. Yet nearly every one of the delinquent spends more of their time and energy than are needed for tidying and ro tation in doing things that are of no profit to anybody. In an editorial on co-oprtve liv ing tbe Deaumont Knterprlse says: 'Tbe kitrben Is evidently going out of faction and wltb It the kitchen garden, and reople are coming more and more to live out of tin inn." Never before heard tbat people have b-en living In tin cans. (Sovernor Campb II is reinirtcd to have fa Id tbat the people of Texa.4 have been "ribbed up" by the com mercial secretaries to demand tbat tbe legislature pass tbe general ap propriation bill and go home. The people are mortally tired of Governor Campbell and his so-railed platform demands and needed no ribbing up. Mumble Pi." Originally tbe term "bumble pie' carried no opprobrious meaning. Tbe pie waa one made ont of tbe "hum tie" or "Bumble," from tbe Noruian French "nombrila I. , tbe entrails of deer. To thai day It la highly es teemed la ftcuCaod a ad la ortbern part of England, So Lata a the time of rpya "unable pie" waa aerred at part of tbe menu of a gentleman'a ta ble on an extraordinary occasion. fon writer derive tbe contujelou use of tbe phrase "to eat bumble pie" from an alleged custom of serving "umble pie' below the salt, or at tbe second table. But tbl ia not aupported by antborlty. It mora probably came Into dm almply through tbe almllarlty of sound, tbere being no almllarlty of meaning: whatever between tbe noun nmble or numb!e and the adjective bumble. Th Law sf Gra vital ien. In lOOtf aerenty aeTen yeara before th publication of Newton' Trlncl pla 8hakesteare lu tbe play of Trollue and CressUla." act 4, scene 2. makes one of bis character nay: Do to this body hat stremtty you ran, But th strong b and building of my lovs Is as ths very renter of ths earth. Drawing all thine to It. Thla wou'.d seem to look very like tbe announcement of tbe law of gravi ty, and yet nothing can possibly I truer than the fact that tbe great poet did not In any substantial sense antici pate tbe philosopher. Between Shake speare'a finny anil the scientific tri umph of Newton there la an Infinite difference. New York American. Lucky. "Benolt. did you break tbe water bottler "Yea, msdiiuie, but fortunately I broke it Into only three piece." "Fortunately: How's tbat fortu nate r "Oh. nisdatne. when a tV.ng break Into many pieces It la so hard to pick them all upr-I'arla Journal. A law Hoi May. "Maw, 1 oWt think Ttnuny 1 he ate w' avM on thai avow job hay took lap wtd," awid air. UerUhy. "Ttota lavrd fee him. Bore, h geta tae rast tall frata alonoa' mornln', till ftathwr V Bight, ad 'U aot what the bmb'b vsjad to." "H baa hi KBiidaya t rtt la," aaaartod th caller boldly. -Ao' what ' thatr said Mr. HerU hy. "On toada'a he ha to go to ehoreh ' tab the children to their graadmawta'a aa' vktlt wM hi esoaka m' aJl-'tJa ao rkrt at all." "Twaa wan day oat of try fortalt he had wtd th ooW Job. wa'B't HT jortd tbe caller. "It waa," said Mr. Uerllhy. "' twaa a graad rsxatlon h heal I'd ae Ivery bit ' the waahln'. aasl he'd wring It out fine an' bang It m th Mm for tne. thin he'd aaw abpllt wood enougb to last till tbe Blit vaca tion day, an' he'd IaU I very last In tbe bouse n' shine op tbe faocet an' the b'tier an' waab tbe wlndya, an' there'd alwaya tw some lltU exthra help, tfrrrtn' aalla of th like, a ewd fir me. "An wbln he'd go to bis lied at night he'd nlver fall to nay to me, 'Well, Cella. my vacation day la over, tot 1 feel like It'a made me ready to go bark to wnrrk tomorrer, he'd say." Youth's Companion. A Great Mystery. Tbere I one great mystery In God's nul verse somew here flow a founts In of life, where Is one of God's secret, flow far Its water flow we cannot tell. No human feet have tracked It etxeama In their wandering. Tbe Fa ther baa decreed tbat we must drink of It to live, and yet be blind our eye with sleep before he leta ua drink. When we awake tbe strength of tbe stream la In us, and ao w make tbe Journey of tbe day. And tbe trange water bave strange power. Soul darkness and despair are melted In tbem; fear and trouble shrivel; hope and strength are held In sweet solu tion In tbelr wake. Worn and weary with the rare ami fret, cloving ber eyes as the tired Ikls fall In tbe gloom of night, the faint mother Mips luto tbe stream of sleep, and then In a little while the morning conies, and a new woman Nika out upon the day wltb tbe secret of a new creation In ber soul, new power and coo rage born of the water of llfe.-Kturgls Ky. News Ifc-mocrat. Poultry Market. Egg. II V Hena. $3.00, U0 and $4 00 Frlera. SS.CO, t:.it aad 13.00 Broiler, t:00 to S:.U Geese, IS.M) to $4 00. unplucked DiKka. 13.00 to S3.au Guineas. S2 00 to l t0 Koostera or old Democrat a, 11.10 to $200 Demand la excellent for all kinds of poultry. Fgg market dull and ea the decline. Ported. Notice Is hereby given that all my lands, and landa leased by me, are lis'ed according to law and all tree pasters will be prosecuted to tbe full extent of tbe law. S3 , JXO. E. ASTIN. A POSITIVE CURE FOR INDIGES TION. If you haw indigestion, your food ferment In the stomui h and bow els. It does nun-: It decays-, and the nu tritious inutttr which should go to make new blood decays with It and this lead to an Impoverished condi tion of the blood, to nervousness, bll lmiimiesH. i-onstipatlou. sick headache, bad breath which dUtPtsl our friends, and other disagreeable and iiiilcaant conditions. And all tlilj trouble Is caused by the food that does'nt digest, but fer ment ait.l oft times rots in the stom ach. And leiineiitatlon Is mused by the stoma) h not being strong enough auif energetic ttioiiKh to tlu)ioiiRhlrix the food with thv digestive JytfTs. MI O-NA Is ref-Vmslble 'ens of thousands of i ufV. lav tact, It Is surh a iiltle cia-fTor Indigestion I .mil mi Monitu n imiiui iuui n in j su:ii ani' ed by K. J. Jenkins to cure or money bark. The price of a lare box of Ml o rni tablet Is 50 cents, and they are sure to prompt))' euro the worst case of ljtdlg"stlou or gastritis. Try them. DUILT, NOT GTUFFED 1 the way the stermoor Uatt It Made. None at (kxxL Price i KOR SALK ONLY BY LEVY EE3a o o RE-KNGACEMENT o 3 MORE MIGHTS, CG'EIld! 8 O o o a o a a o WUr.Ta.ll Illy at the Cozy Theater The Franklin Stock Company la "JACK WESTON, A TTO R N E Y-AT-E A W7J, NEW VAUDEVILLE ACTS 7 p, o o o CO Ouit a Dlffersetc. A man spends two hour trying to discover what la the matter with bis motor and two minute trying to find out what la tbe matter wltb bia wife. Inndon Telegraph. TO UL1 CURES CATARRH, ASTHMA, Bronchial, Ooup, Coug hi and Coldi, oi money back. Sold and guaranteed ty E. J. JENKINS. y Flower And Garden Seed Ftprr Mamma HASWELVS BOOKSTORE 5 ttutt Stevenson Machine 8l Repair Works 71 GASOLINE ENCINj PHONE NO. 7 BRYAN, TEXAS T At V mtPAITM V J)W l"" '' in the I AI.IK rKlCfLL ryo"in Building on North Main t'otirteii T'etment. I all to See Me. JOE KOSH Represntatie Adams of San An-j toaio has be n arrested on a rnwee of allowing poker to be played in his room at Austin. This s mentioned because it ia the first specific ibarjre of violating tbe ) that has been !!. public Cfc.ld'.s! ,!. member of I tbe Thirty -first b tlM.i'ure. If there other trot tb ; rut. Let no truilty man escape. "As the young ni-n ;-, th ditj.ni- rs. it Is naturfa) th;. ;hey take the initiative. The older tan. ha'nc had thHr dream and palr.d experience! thereby, act u a balan b'l." ays the Heuiinmnt Knterpi Put, the trouble is : li n ? too nuiny .1 rhej y:iun :nen drani otly o! hiulr.g a rood time and they .k.r.'t i.iij-t,..n-' 1 ahat a tni!y r"oii lime j. 0 ISpring Clothes FOR 54 YEARS it has been Stein Block's aim to make the clothes that bear their label fit better and look bet ter than any other clothes in America. They have accomplished this by pay ing strict attention to workmanship. Their clothes are right at the beginning and stay that way. You may abi them and neglect them, yet after use their shape and style will revL cause their workmanship was Last Tuesday a steamship iir-rt from Liverpool unload". 1 at ;;i-i ton l.'i.'i tons of frNh ;fn-tf Th I rely on-- out of inury Mm!!.ir ;tr-to--s thiii hae come to Te 'his' year. In addition to th nisi ,'. the production and marketlnc i'i the old! country and of traimporti tion jicn.s the Atlantic a Jnty of 2e tent Is p.UJ do fvtry luthel of imported p!i-. v!t dot lwk l;k- 1'em L ,-s: hir Set Out Window Display Ilk'! JSC jr i-'kS I iff be-1 1 I! true. II s X II I r-Tts il t;.) II! Qr.V I 1 l v 'Ml J 2f I ! Ll? X ,' J ! SI ;i I ssaaaBBjssaggBasg 2fQ29BgfSsSsSs3 II.&T.C. RAILROAD Ml TIMS Has Cheap Rates tqX housto'n Account Woodmen Meeting SiUmc Date M-, 7. K V, Limit I4:h HATE AIm iphj,nd Kvenmg Train Pawnc Hfvan March Vth. Rate cnlv $1 50. I -imit Mar. I0tk. ;m r ,sv h. a T. r. .(;knt fOk PARTICULARS C. R M MAP T J AktlKSON Ti Mtr i . I'sutr r' !. HrtitK.. Tits. OUR PRINCr LINE AWAITS YOUR INSPECTION V b. Huomh) vv. w.wiuoa H UDION A WILSON Attorney-! Law Sryan and rranklla, Ifiaa. Ul prartle in county. tat aa4 faaV ral csouna. ria) attMlloa to boalne In Braaoa and Rok' Inaoa coutlaa. FOR tALC Hryan. Teiaa rfankUa. Tcv. PRICES: $20, $22.00, $25, $27.50, 830 Wehb Brothers r Hit acre or laafta tb Mmm Hugh aorvry, 'aear Edg. srlc and terms rtiaaoaabla. Half a.-r of laa wita raprsva- Oiet.14, on tlock rart of my bona M acra adjoining '. A U. Col- Uea ikLU OB west side. tsr PmiL I denr rburdt. Knowa aa tb Gorg Datier place. iHi acre, :nUuditg Isuutlat Sulphur I trrtngs. on Navaiota river. 1 kxa r.xt d to plw GARDENS. PLANT' TREES CLEAN UP VARS. LEVZL HOUSES. PRtfytf TREES, REV PAIR FENCES, ETC Notify mv by poatoffice., MATHEW PIEKCE. Pryan. Ttxnt. f J First Quality Jtafing ' Pamf H. GERKE. Da Shop