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WATTERSON ON CLEVELAND. A Sharp Dissection of the Ex-President's Pretensions and a Warning to ilie Democracy. Washington Post. Ind.] The first gun of the tattle of 1900 is fired somewhat early, bat it was fired by the Reform Club in New York last Saturday "ight. The Reform Club is made up ex? clusively of the personal followers of Mr. Cleveland, It exists in point of fact to ex? ploit the fame and to advance the interests of the ex-President. The names of Pair child and Hornblowerand Peckham aiea sufficient guarantee that the association has no other source of inspiration nor any fur? ther point of destination. The dinner was given to place Mr. Cleveland in the field as a candidate for President, and from this tiute forward all the appliances of a small but energetic and intelligent machinery will be put forth to make a campaign of education and a canvass for Mr. Cleveland synonymous' terms. Mr. Cleveland can never again be Presi? dent of the United States. Under no con-1 ceivabie circumstances ought he to be. That he should contemplate another can- 1 didacy affords strong evidence of a lack in I him of integrity and virtue. That a club of satellites should conspire to place him again in nomination is not merely proof of the treason of its members to their country and to the party to which they profess al? legiance, but or a degrading sacrifice of pa? triotism and manhood. Rut there can be no reason to doubt the fact that Mr. Cleveland is the one man to' be reckoned with by those who seek to at? tain good govei nment as distinguished from the operations of rampant partyism, swing? ing ttie pendulum from one to the other dizzy height of political excess. From first to last this callous, self-seeking man; has been the direct cause, the sole occa- j sion. of ail our undoing. To go back no I further than the last internal Democratic conflict, if six months before the nominat? ing period in 1896, Mr. Cleveland had firmly said, -,1 will not be a candidate un? der any circumstances, nor allow my name to be used by anybody,'' the elements of order in the party could have got together and unih d on - ?me a-ader equal to the task of meeting and beating the extrem? ists. But Mr. Cleveland could not be in? duced to make the slightest sign. He was as silent as an oracle, standing the while exactly where the lightning might be ex? pected to strike. Except for this, paralyz? ing Carlisle, Kentucky could have been held; but, Kentucky gone, the rest fol? lowed like a landslide. Mr. Cleveland was known to be covertly a candidate,'and, handicapped by him, the friends of sound money and revenue reform were over? whelmed by the malcontents, raised up in the first place by Mr. Cleveland's exasper? ating temper and mcompetency for leader? ship. It is discouraging to thefriends of reform' in the South and West that thus prema? turely the movement for honest politics and sound money should be freighted down by a name which is potent only for evil. But it is still more discouraging to reflect that the man behind this uame is as indefatigable as he is mischievous; that he is very much richer than ever he was, und much more ambitious than ever he was;! that his removal to New Jersey was the i first adroit step in his new plan of cam? paign: thai every day of his life in that fine .effeminate Italian hand, he will write from two to fifty lotto!s, addressed to persons in every part of the country; that, posing as a retired statesman and philosopher, and playing upon the credulity of the simple minded and easily flattered, he will leave no string untouched for stimulating the activity of the expectant; and that day and night the Reform Club? having in charge the circulation of Democratic literature, will be silently, surely working to the one end, which he and they have before them ?his nomination in 1?/J0. If Mr. Cleveland were possessed of the faculty for conceiving any public affair apart from bis own interest?even if he had any real sense of personal dignity?he would rid the great questions at issue from the embarrassment of a presence which is not a help but a menace. Instead of play? ing the pattof a philosopher and states? man while exhausting every artifice to re? gain the Presidency, he would perceive the grandeur cf being such in point of fact,and of enjoying, like a statesman and a philos? opher, the repose of his honors and his years. But he would not be himself if he considered anything else than his own de? sire and will. The executive office repre? sents both. He likes the power, the emol? uments and the employment. He has a talent for industry. He is dominant and experienced. To him the Presidency has become, what indeed he made it while he had it, a personal affair, held regardless of party obligations. Destitute alike of im? agination and of sympathy, he subjects ev erything and everybody to his unbounded and unquenchable egotism. This egotism indeed became so sincere that he grew at last to believing that he did actually know something of the questions of his time and had some policy other than his love of power and display. It is just as well that Democrats who seek the rehabilitation of the party on sound political lines of action and thought should know to begin on what lies an es their path, and that they should begin to cast about them how to shake from their shoulders this Old Man of the Mountains. lie is with us only for what it will bring him. All his life an office seeker and an office-holder, he differs fron j the riff-raff of bis class only in his high pretensions and profound hypocracy. lie hopes in the hurly-burly of affairs to force himself ?rsl upon the party and then upon the country as the representative of clean politics and the public ordec He repre? sents neither. He represents only his own lust fur office. A great and noble princi? ple must not be thus desecrated. A possi? ble party rehabilitation of the greatest mo? ment must not be obstructed by such a death's-hand at the fetist. If Mr. Cleve? land has not the wisdom to see his duty and the grqoe to get out he. should be put out, for the elimination of his ambitions is Sallow complexion, dull yellow eyes, offensive breath, and skin covered with pimples and erup? tions arc caused by indigestion. Bright eyes, a clear skin, and rosy cheeks follow the use of Dr. Deane's Dys? pepsia Pills. White wrapper if consti? pated, yellow if bowels are loose. Lat good food and avoid.all pills and other medi? cines which simply act on the bowels. I>R. J. A. DEANE CO., Kingston, N. Y. Dr. Deane's Dyspepsia Pills. indispensible to any progress in the direc? tion of reform, which, while he stood as its official chief, encountered nothing but ob? loquy and defeat. The Grant Memorial. Philadelphia Press April 28.] The celebration connected with the dedication of the Grant monument yes? terday was altogether won by of the occasion. Nothing of popular interest or ofiicial dignity or spectacular display was lacking to make it the most impressive and majestic ceremonial. The participation of ihePrcsident and of all the leading repre? sentatives of the Nation, the presence of the Ambassadors of foreign powers, the attendance of the Governors of the States, a military and civil procession an equalled since the war, an imposing naval demon? stration and a mighty concourse of people from all parts of the country?all this splendid pageant, with the just and ap? preciative tributes to General Grant's genius, constituted such a eomemorative tribute as has never before been witnessed in our history. It is gratifying that New York has pre parediand consummated this memorial in an eminently creditable manner. Every Amer? ican will feel a pride that the metropolis has erected this stately monument to the Nation's hero and has consecrated it in a spirit worthy of itself and of the subject. The mausoleum is itself a great achieve? ment. If there was hesitation and in difference at the beginning it was fully atoned by the magnificent response when the people became aroused to a just sense of what was due to themselves and to their great millitary commander. From that time the movement has been a splendid illustration of the best qualities of patriotic anil public spirited citizenship In Us simple but imposing architectura' grandeur the monument takes its place among the noblest memorials of this character, and its completion and ded" ication contribute it under the finest auspices to the Nation's trophies. It was essentially a national celebration. All that >\as representative in the Nation and in the State shaied in the ceremony. But this does not detract from the credit due to New York which has so successfully carried out the great project and has summoned the Nation to join in the crowning honors of the dedication. There was fitness in what was said as well as in what was done. The brief address of President Mc? Kinley was singularly apt, chaste and grace? ful. It was a model of fine sentiment and beautiful] expression. It embodied a just estimate of the true quality of Grant's simple greatness and correctly ezpresed, as befitted the: Republic's Chief Magistrates, the profound 'and undying sentiment with which the Republic cher? ishes the fame of its great hero. The more elaborate oration of General Porter was a thoughtful, judicious and eloquent tribute to the great commander from one who knew him in the intimacy of close personal assciation and friendship. It touches both the civil and the military sides of his match? less career and depicts not merely the heioic deeds, but the shining attributes which are the founJation of his fame. General Grant's countrymen were some? what slow in reaching a just sense of Iiis real greatness. His own nature was so modest and unassuming that it did not seem to command homage. He was so free from all dramatic and self-asserting methods that his high qualities did not at the outset impress themselves upon ob? servers. Put this very simplicity came hi the end to augment the general estimate, and the consecration of this stately mon? ument, with all the ceremonies surround? ing it, demonstrates how deeply and en duringly he is enshrined in the nation's heart. We have erected no such mau? soleum to any other. In the popular con? viction Grant is associated with Washing? ton and Lincoln in the trinity of immortal leaders who have done most for the Re? public's life, but no such memorial has been constructed for the other two. There is only one other in all the world that is of the same majestic order. The body of Frederick the Great sleeps in a very simple crypt. The tomb of William of Orange is only the chief feature of a modest church at Delft. Wellington has but one of many monuments in St. Paul. The only mau? soleum which matches or overmatches I his is the stately Invalides at Paris be? neath whose glittering dome repose the remains of Napoleon. It is a matter of pride that within so few years after the death of General Grant so worthy a memorial has been brought to completion, and is shown that, with all the pratical instincts and tendencies of the American people, there is still a deep vein of senti? ment in their nature. PERSONAL NOTES. General Cadorna, who commanded the Italian troops when they took possession of Rome in 1S70, died recently at the age of 82 years. Rev. Edward Everett Hale and Mrs. Hale were the guests of honor at a dinner given by the Cbanning Ciub, of Posten, on Monday evening. Mrs. J. C. Shaffer, of Evanston, 111., is to present a marble bust of Miss Frances E. Willard to the Northwestern University, of which institution Mits Willard is an alumna. Count Diego de Coello, who died recently, liiled the post of Spanish Am? bassador at the Court of Rome, and, having married a famous beauty, settled in Italy as a journalist. He founded the "Epoca,,: of Madrid. When the Prince of Wales opens the new municipal buildings at Oxford on May 12 he is to be presentel with an address from the corporation, inclosed in casket of beaten silver with enamels, ; beautifully ornamented and chased. The ! Prince will open the front gate of the buildings with a golden key. Ex-Uovernor Purleigh," of Main, who is slated to succeed the late Seth L. Mil liken in Congress, is 53 years old and has a family of which he is proud. His wife, who has known him since boyhood, is a J woman of great mental force and is in thorough sympathy with her husband in all bis business ventures. They have three sons and three daughters. When President McKinley was running for Congress in 1S90 he was forced to fight for every vote, owing to the way in which Ohio had been gerrymandered by the Democrats. One Republican had recently 'been married and had gone off on his wed; ding trip, and in order to secure his vote Mr. McKinley sent him this telegram: "It is right to be married, and I congratulate you with all my heart, butevery man owes j a debt to his country. This debt can best J be paid by voting as his conscience dictates {on election day" Theyounc man returned in time to vote. EVENTS OF INTEREST. It is claimed that Bath, Me., has more smokers than any town of its size in the country. The bakers of America last year sent abroad 14,206;814 pounds of bread and biscuit, for which they received $034,000. The Barbers' InternationaLUnion of San Francisco has opened a free employement bureau and is making a success of it. Fortune tellers have become such a nui? sance in Milwaukee that the police de? partment has been compelled to take steps for its supression. Two white-winged crows make daily J visits to Kobert Mullini's farm at Ilchester, Md., but so far they have eluded efforts to j capture them. A really handsome pocket-piece has j gone into obscurity. It was the $50 gold piece of octagonal form which was issued somewhere in the fifties. In Boston the schoolboys have been enlisted in the work of keeping the streets | clean in the north end. They have been organized into clubs and take a keen in? terest in the matter. A NorthCarolina man has committed suicide because he voted for a negro for public office last Fall. He was a new con? vert to Populism, and was actuated by excessive zeal, but had brooded over the J matter ever since. People at the navy yard at Portsmouth, N. II., claim that the $S00O allowed by Congrefs will not even make the old frigate Constitution watertight, and that {80,000 would not fit her for sea. People at the Portsmouth Navy Yard do not wish her to leave it, either for Boston or Washington. A new paper in Arkansas is called the | '?Scorpion." The Little Kock "Democrat," in speaking of it says: ''We have bad the | 'Toothpick,' the 'Tomahawk,' the 'Ripsaw' the 'Buzz Saw,'the 'Thomas Cat,' the 'Bazoo,' the 'Horse-shoe and the 'Horn,' but nothing so like the'wild and woolley West &i the 'Scorpion' has ever made its J appearance in this section before." An old violin has just been sold in Bal? timore which is said to have been once] the property of Thomas Jefferson. It was made by August Wiihelm Glier, of Ger? many. It is said to have been bought by the Baltimore dealer from a negro 02 yeais old, who lived in Virginia, at the base if the Monticello Mountain. He claimed that the violin was bequethed to his father, who was one of Jefferson's slaves. ROAD CONSTRUCTION. The Two EkkciMIrI Teints to Aimed n't by UaiTdcrs. Prof. F. J. II. Merrill, in a paper read before the Albany institute, says that the question of good roads in this coun? try is now at about the same stage at w hich it was in England a century ago. At that time roads were so bad that a general investigation was undertaken resulting in the formulation of certain rules for road building, whose adoption led to the construction of the fine high? ways for which Great Britain has so long been famous. The problem was then of great commercial importance, as England had no railroads. The experience of over 2,000 years has show n conclusively that tlwjre are two essential points to be aimed at in the construction of a road. First, a hard, smooth waterproof surface; second, a thoroughly dry foundation. These principles were known to the Romans 300 years B. C. The surface of a good road may be of sufficient strength to resist the wear and tear of trallic, and rmooth enough to prevent underwear on vehicles. In connection with this, the soil beneath must be made dry,and kept dry. Thercfore.thesubjectof road drain? age is as important as that ol road metaling. The best road covering is composed of angular fragments of some stone, which will grind on the surface into a dusts which, when wet, will bind or, in a measure, cement the fragments together, so that water will not pene? trate. The angular form is essential to make the fragments interlock. The sizes should be quite uniform, except that the surface layer may consist of smaller fragments than the bottom course. The total thickness of this metaling must be at least six inches on a natural soil foundation. The frag? ments should not exceed 2\f., inches in diameter, and should be rolled in two separate courses with a heavy steam roller until the surface is absolutely firm. , FARM TELEPHONE. Good Resnltn Cnn Be Obtained at nn Expense of a Few Cents. For a cheap, short-distance tele? phone, take a tin can (oyster or fruit) and punch a hole in the bottom largo enough for the eye of a metallic button CONSTRUCTION OF A FARM TELE? PHONE. to pass through. Next procure some fine copper wire and fasten to the but? ton. Twist the end of wire down firm? ly with pincers (see 5 in the illustra? tion) so that it will not slick up; then run through loops of leather, andfasten at other end in like manner. Draw the wire as tight as it will stand and the 'phone is ready for use. If the wire is kept tight it will work well for abouit 20 rods in still, cold weather. Copper wire costs about 3Q cents per 100 feet. The illustration shows the telephone complete: 1, 1 are the tin cans; 2, 2, brass buttons; 3, 3, walls of buildings; 4, leather loop for support; 5, wire loop at button.?Farm and Home. Color' of Kj-es. It is said thut the health of the bru? nette type of eye is, as a rule, superior to that of the blond typo. Black eyes usually; indicate good powers of phys? ical endurance. Dark blue eyes are most common in persons of delicate, re? fined or effeminate natures, and gen? erally show weak health.?Chicago In? ter Ocean. WTiat Clara "Liked Best. Mother?Clara, I don't like that young Mr. Euggard coming here so often. Clara (who likes Huggard but wishes to give her mother a different opinion) ?Yes, I am always glad wben the time comes for him to go. "Yes, I know why, too." "And why, Mr. Clever?" "Because he always kisses you at the !ront door when he goes."?The Graphic. Preacher'^ Swebtheart. A light shone from the open door of the low log structure thai answered i-Z double purpose of church und school house. The gleam fell upon t bo yellow? ish leaves of a pawpaw tree that stood close to the path that led to the door. Beyond the pawpnw was an irregular mass that moved restlessly in the dark? ness. Observed closely it would have resolved itself into a number of horses tied to saplings, and stepping about noiselessly an they stretched their heads toward the tempting leaves beyond their reach. Divine service was going on in the log building, and the ton.es of the min? ister floated ?ut into the darkness in solemn cadence. Often they were in? terrupted by a deep-grunted "A-n-a men!" or "L'-m-m-ah? Yas, Lordl" the manner in which manj' worshipers ex? pressed their approbation of (be preacher's utterances. A mounted fig? ure came close to the shaft of light and dismounted. As he did so the stamping of the restless horses reached his ears. Noiselessly he made, his horse fast to a redbud stem, and crept through the bushes to where the uneasy cquines were tied. lie passed from horse to horse, feel? ing swiftly over each, as if in the dark? ness his hands were doing duty for eyes In revealing the merits or demerit! of each animal. The voice of the preacher came clear and strong to the cars of the man among the horses. He listened a moment as the voice told him, in sim? ple words, thesweet truths of the Bible. Somehow the words of the good Book seemed to the man in the darkness tobe addressed directly to himself, and pres? ently, as he listened, he removed his old slouch hat as reverently ns if he had been within the sanctuary. Then, as the words of invitation and consolation rang out clear and sweet, the man by the horses removed his hand from the neck of a little marc and muttered: "Preacher Is a stunner, shore. Reckon I'll leave the filly. Might belong to the preacher, an' bein' a preacher, o' course It's the only boss he's got." As he returned to his own animal, he paused again to listen. Presently he dropped the hand that was untying the bridle and strode into the bar of light that shone from the open door. "I'll try if he muttered. "Be'n n long time sence I've set in a church." His slouching entrance was hardly noticed by the congregation of shock headed men.and sallow-faced women, so attentive were they to the preacher's utterances. The preacher was a small, pale-faced man, plainly, almost shabbily dressed, and as he stepped awkwardly back and forth behind the rude pulpit, the last comer saw that he was lame. Presently he rose and slouched out, and, mounting his horse, dashed away down a bridle path, whither he knew nor cared. Presently some small ani mal sprang from the path, and the horse swerved to one side, and the next mo? ment there came a blow on the rider's head as if the great hackberry tree stretched far above had fallen upon him. Then, as he fell f rem the horse, the animal kicked the unconscious man be? fore he had touched the earth. An hour after, the pale-faced preach? er, limping along the path, almost stumbled over the prostrate figure be? neath the great hackberry. The old slouch hat had fallen from his head, and the blood from a long wound across his forehead had soaked his matted hair. The preaeher's slight form staggered under tho task, but by a series of heroic efforts hernann-jred to convey the uncon? scious man to the little log hut where he livpd alone. It was many days be? fore the sufferer could do more than sit like a helpless child in the old splint bottomed rocker and watch the preach? er as he limped back and forth attend? ing to the wants of his unexpected guest. The stranger bed been badly hurt. The blow cn his head, r.s he came in contact with the low-hanging limb, had very nearly fractured his skull, and the kick of the horse had broken sev? eral ribs. One day t.Iierccamealctter addressed in a dainty feminine hand, and the preacher had almost completed his an? swer when the hour arrived for him to start for tho little log church. After he had gone, the invalid saw that the letter and its unfinished answer lay on the home-made table, and without any scruples he proceeded to read both. "Frnm his sweet heart," the invalid said aloud, as he finished. "Porelectle gal! I kin almost seem to see her as I read them lines. Thar she is, 'way back east, waitin' for the day when bor lovor kin send the money to bring bei out yere to him. The time lias be'n mighty long already, she 'says, but she'll wait for him if it takes half her life. Brave leetle girl! Bids him keep up his courage, for she is shore he'll s?on git the money, for everybody's so generous in the west, and will pay him well for his work, she is certain.'' The invalid paused, and .--.hook one hard fist at an imaginary auditor. "Yas, hang ye! Pay him well w'en yer souls git bigger. If you was white, you'd pay more money an' do less gruntin' in church. Look at it!" he went on, with rising wrath. "Ycrc's a man an' a Christjan a-workin' the life oufen his crippled body to save yer souls, an' In return yc give him jest enough to keep him from plum starvin'. All the whole kit of yc air good for is to raise horses for me to run off w ith." Again he shook his fist at the imag? inary auditor. "That's for ye! Look at it! Yere, fer workin' himself to death for yer souls, ye pny him so leetle that the time when he can bring his leetle waitin' ?sweetheart west seems years off! Yes, nn1 yere I am, n-dcin' yc no good, nn' slcalin' every one o' yer hors-es I kin git my hands on. In my case, ye club together an' offer a reward uv $200 jist fo git me. Give him starva ?tion wages an' have him all flip time Made rind Merit Maintains theconfidence of the people in Hood's Sarsaparilla. If a medicine cures you when sick; if it makes wonderful cures everywhere^then beyond oil question that mcdicinepossesses merit. That is just the truth about Hood's Sar? saparilla. We know it possesses merit because it cures, not once or twice or a hundred times, but in thousands and thousands of cases. We know it cures, absolutely, permanently, when all others fail to do any good whatever. We repeat Hood's Sarsaparilla Is the best ? In fact the One True Blood Purifier. l-l??vJJ^ n:!l~ curc naimea> indigestion, HOOG S FlllS biliousness. 25cents on* offer $200 jist, to have me a few hours! That'B reason, uin't it?" Suddenly a thought seemed to strike him, nnd ho brought one hard fist down on the table with a thump. ?TH do it, I will! lie shall have his sweetheart, nn' that mighty quick." It was after midnight when the preacher returned, and it seemed to the other that he looked paler nnd limped more painfully than usual. "My friend," the preacher said, pres? ently, "I ava glad to have you so nearly ?recovered, for tlus house can only shel? ter you a few days longer." "W'y?" asked the invalid; "air yo pcttin' tired o' me?" "Certainly not; hut the owner of thir. house hns warned me to leave because I am unable to pay the rent, and?" "What'll yc do now?" "I do not know. Doubtless I'll see mv way out of it all, but I do not now. I?" "Parson,"^ will yer do mo a favor?one more on top o" all you've done for me?" "Gladly, if T can," the young prenchcr replied. "Take this note to the leader of tho Protective association?" "Amos IJuddin?" "That's him. lie's a partlc'lar friend o' mine, r.n' '11 be mighty glad to sec me. Do this right now, an' it'll be the last thing I'll ask uv yc." ? The door opened softly, and half a dozen men with weapons in t heir hands entered without a word. Not a move? ment of the invalid's face showed Unit he understood the errand that had brought these stern, silent men to the cabin. "Howdy!" he saluted. "Take cheers, gentlemen." ? "Jack Harris," said the leader of tho vigilantes, "we want you!" "Wal. Dint you got me?" asked the other, quietly. "Yes," muttered the leader, "r.nd wo arc n-gt>In" to keep ye!" "Wal, I don't reckon I blame ye." Har? ris answered. "It's been a long time since ye got a chance at me, an* I don't wonder yc want to keep mc. Did the preacher give yc information?" "Yes." "Has ho got the reward yit?" "Xo, of course not. Wc ain't goin' to do no cash-ln-advancc business." There was the sound of a struggle at the dcor and a voice crying: "Let me in! I will go in!" "It's the preacher," some one said. "Bill's a-holdin' him outside." A pistol gleamed from beneath the table, nnd .lack Harris' hard hand leveled it at the lender's head. "Let him in!" he said, sternly. The preacher's white face was 'lushed j r.nd there were tears in his eyes as he i limped across the room to Jack Harris' side. "Oh, my friend," he cried, "what havf-. I done?" What have T done?" "Delivered my note, I reckon." "Yes; and sold your liberty for money! But God know:; T am innocent of any Intent to do so." He buried his face in his hands. "Xow," said Harris,sternly,"Huddcn. give the parson his reward. Wen the money's in his hand I'il drop this gun. While it's up you know how safe you? life is." The vigilantes conferred together for a moment. Then each produced his pookefljook and dropped a sum of money into the leader's slouch hat. As tho money was__poured on the table. Harris laid the pistol beside it. "Thar," he said, "take mc." Then, as handcuffs were quickly snapped upon his wrists, he turn?! to the young preacher. "Parson," he said, "that'll mnkc you and the leetle girl in the east lnppy. Good-by." The young preacher sprang forward. "Men," he cried, "one moment!" Then in tones that thrilled the hearts of the listeners, he told the story of the horsethief's sacrifice. The little group shuffled about uneasily when he had finished. , "Boys," said the leader, suddenly. 'Tra boss o' this ycrc association, ain't I?" "You oir," they answered. "An' what I say goes?" "It does, jist that!" "An' horse stealin' means hangln*?" "It docs." "Wal, I sentence tho prisoner, Jack Harris, to be hung this day week. Tn the meantime I place him In the keopiri' uv Shortey Meyers, the Icetlcst man In the crowd; an' if he lets the prisoner es? cape I'll fine him $2.50." ? Shorty Meyers exti acted $2.50 from his pocket and handed the money to the leader. "Yere's my fine," he said. "And the preacher keeps the re? ward?" Jack Harris asked the leader. "He does!" chorused the vigilantes. "Wal, anyhow, I'll get my rent now, I reckon," said a mop-headed vigilante. Two weeks later, when the ceremony was over that made the young prcachet and the bright-faced eastern girl man and wife, tho bride looked fondly into her husband's eyes as she said: "How much these people seem to think of you, and how generous they arc toward you! nave they been so ever since you came out here?" "Xo; the change took place only a few weeks ago." "And who were those stern, rough looking men who shouted so when the ceremony was done?" "They are the vigilantes." "As I entered the. state," the young wife said, presently, "just such a rough* looking man asked my name, and when I told him he said: "Tell the parson ye saw Jack Harris, an' tell him I hope he'll be happy.' Then he disappeared." "Heroic Jack!" the young wife ex? claimed, when the minister had told her the story.?Petaluma Courier. FuNulOhn'oie ntittoiss. Nearly all the elegant buttons are now bhown in three distinct sizes de? signed for one costume. Many of the smaller buttons are veritable jewels in their artistic beauty of color and do sign, and they are set exactly like ac tiuil gems on low mountings of whitened silver or pure gold or pearl. Jet, plomb-colorcd enamel and bronze buttons set in riveted points are all familiar styles. Some of the handsome jet and iridescent cord passementeries hove buttons to match which are not intended to have any strain upon them, but are merely used as decorations all over the cloth or other costume.?St. Louis Republic.' Crenm Tomato Soup. Cream tomuto soup is delicious, if properly made nnd seasoned. Select perfect tomatoes and boll them until they can be easily pressed through a strainer. Add a pinch of soda to make them very light. Beat briskly and stir in as much sweet milk as you want soup. Sprinkle in salt and white pep? per and serve at once.??Boston Budget. An Apple Cream. Pare, core and slice two ]>oundsof ap1" pics, add the grated rind of a lemon, a gill of water and five ounces of castor sugar. Stew until tender, rub through a sieve, ad'J a pint of cream. Mix well and servo 'n a glass dish.?St. James Ga/.ette. Superstition* Manxmen. Of civilized peoples, theManxmen or* said to be the most superstitious. FOUND L\ A CAVE. Kentucky Officers Discover a Moon? shiner's Outfit. A Crooked Whisky DiHtlllery a Mile Uuder Ground?Succchs of a Dexperutc Under taking. When, some weeks ago, deputy Col? lector J. C. Wilson, of llarrodsburg, Ky., and Deputy Tom Austin, of Lancaster, quietly perfected plans to visit Roek castle county and raid the moonshiners still in what is known as Salt Petre cave, they did not dream of the lind they would make. This cave is situated on Crooked creek, in one of the wildest sections of country to be found in Ken? tucky, nnd has long been known as a rendezvous of the worst class of law? breakers, and for this reason hasalways been given a wide berth by government .neu, none of whom ever dared explore it. When they began their preparations lor the raid they were warned by some who were familiar* with the desperate character of the outlaws to forego the undertaking, but this they refused to do. One morning the posse leftXivingston station, on the Knoxville branch of the Louisville & Nashville ruilroad, and, nfter a ride that lasted until nine that night, arrived at the cave. Entering the hole in the side of the mountain, they traversed a distance of Gno feet and came to a narrow defile which they were compelled to pass in single lile, and which led them into a spacious apartment. At the further side of the ?.hamber was an openingthat led down? ward to a depth of 30 feet, the bottom of which they reached by means of a role placed there for that purpose by those who utilized the cave for their unlawful purposes. Peaching the bottom, the passage led them straight forward for a quarter of a mile, where they were again com? pelled to go down 00 feet on iv crude lad? der; thence there was a gradual descent for nearly half a mile, and then the way led upward for fully GOO feet, which was t asily ascended by means of steps cut in the dirt. From the top of these steps a straight and level passage led them for fully :.'00 feet, and from there on, for about the same distance, the way again led down a gradual incline. Then for GOO or 700 yards a level and smooth path led to another oliambcr, where the officers found a clear spring of-sparkling water, i.nd within a few feet thereof wax a trough filled with water, and within a few feet of the trough was found a moonshine still in a furnace of the finest masonry. The capacity of this still was 100 gallons, with eight fer? menting tubs of S00 gallons, each full of new mash and ready for operation, and leaning against the wall here were found four Winchester rifles. The distillery apparatus was de? stroyed and the firearms confiscated. Proceeding 100 yards further another still of the same capacity was found, and near by three Winchesters, which were also taken. Petween these two stills, in an out cf-the-way corner of the chamber, was found a box containing the bones of two skeletons, while the bones of another lay by the side of the box. The offi? cers also found evidence that the place is frequented by a gang of counter? feiters. It is the opinion of the revenue men that these bones arc the remains of some government officers who had met instant death at the hands of the outlaws, or of members of their gang who had betrayed them, or who they feared would give their secrets away, and, acting on the theory that dead men tell no tales, had murdered them, er that they might be the bones of those who had met death in battles with the officers. There were many side passages lead? ing devious ways, and the officers be? lieve that if they had continued through the cave they would ha ve found another opening that led to the outer world. They were disposed to explore more of this cavern, but their guide, John Mul lins, a fearless mountaineer, warned them that, if they valued their lives Minute Late It makes no difference [> ?j] whether you were one 6 <jj minute or one hour late, ? <jj if you missed the train. B> A Better get there on time, ? A even if you have to wait, e A One hour early is better & * than one minute late, p Delay costs thousands of lives each year. " Neg? lected colds" is the be? ginning of the story; and consumption is the end. Few remedies, and but little of them, cure in the beginning. Later, many remedies long continued, and tedious journeys, too frequently end in dis appointment. of Cod-liver Oil with the Hypophosphites soothes fe> ^ the cough, heals the in- j? A flamed membranes, and }? A restores the parts to a j? 2 healthy condition. This j? j it doe. promptly and per- ji A manently, if taken intime. ^ J One bottle does more now y <j] than five would accom- <-. plish later on. If weak, pale, and thin, Scott's j? Emulsion will give you j? strength, color, and flesh. j? "Just as Good" is not SCOTT'S EMULSION. 50c. and $t.oo at all druggists. m SCOTT <x BOW NE, New York. 3? HAPPY WOMEN. A Trio of Fervent Letters to the Sympathetic Friend of Her Sex. HONOR TO WHOM HONOR IS DUE. Each Letter Tells in a Different Way of Agonies Relieved by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Before using Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, my health was gradually being undermined. I suffered untold agony from painful menstruation, backache, pain on top of my head and ovarian trouble. I concluded to try Mrs. Pinkham'3 Compound, and found that it was all any woman needs who suffers with painful monthly periods. It entirely cured me. Mrs. Georgie Wass, 923 Bank St., Cincinnati, O. For years I had suffered with pain? ful menstruation every month. At the beginning of menstruation it was impossible for me to stand up for more than five minutes, I felt so miserable. One day a little book of Mrs. Pink? ham's was thrown into my house and down and read it. I then got some of Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Pills. I can heartily say that to-day new woman; my monthly suffering the past. I shall always praise Compound for what it has done Mrs. Margaret Anderson, 363 Lisbon St., Lewiston, Me. I sat right Lydia E. and Liver I feel like a is a thing of the Vegetable for me. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has cured me of painful menstruation and backache. The pain in my back was dreadful, and the agony I suffered during menstruation nearly drove me wild. Now this is all over, thanks to Mrs. Pinkham's medicine and advice.?Mrs. Carrie V. Williams, South Mills, N. C. The great volume of testimony proves conclusively that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is a safe, sure and almost infallible remedy in cases of irregularity, suppressed, excessive or painful monthly periods. -? -*?- ~- ? Vbsy s7ioiiTn get our or xr.c vrcrnrry, aa they had destroyed the stills, the news of which would goabroad the next flay. Capt. Wilson says imagination cannot picture the wonders of the plaee, and that if anyone who will visit the cave finds it different from his descrip? tion, thcf can drew on him for their expanses. Capt. Wiison is the man who led the party of revenue men in Perry county about a year ago. who were compelled to put the mountaineers' wives and chil? dren before and behind them on their horses in order to get out of the am? buscade of moonshiners, who would not shoot for fear of killing their own flesh and blood.?Louisville Post. HAD A BAD TOOTHACHE Some Symptom? of a Dad Temper Ac? companied the Complaint. People who never had a toothache cannot appreciate this stor}'. And peo? ple who never had a toothache have no business to brag about their salvation's being secure. The man of this story went to the drug clerk of one of the oldest houses in the city. This is only an incident. He went there because it was nearer than any other drug store, "I want something," said the suffer rr, "to ease my aching tooth. My den? tist is out of the city to-day, and I only want to get something that will Btop the pain until lie comes back." That was a cowardly lie. lie knew he had no dentist. He knew that he j had suffered at intervals with that tooth for years, and because he was I afraid of a dentist. Put he did not want the drug man to think he was a coward. So he invented this lie in order to get anything, that would give him a sur? cease from pain for the time. He knew if he could do that he would sit down alone somewhere and chuckle to him? self that he had won another victory over an old tooth and without seeing a dentist And he could say, as he had said before to others: "I did no^have to go to a dentist. I am my own den? tist." There is nothing a man can do of which he will be prouder than knock? ing out a toothache without Tesorting to the dentist, "Which tooth ia it?" asked the man in the drug store, "I don't see what difference that nukes to you. Isn't it enough for you j to know that I have a toothache?" "If the tooth aching is a back one and has a cavity jt can hi treated with more j ease, and I might give you something different for such a tooth. Now, if it ' Is a front?" "Well, it is not a front one. You guessed It right In the first place. It is a back tooth?a wreck at that?and it has a cavity as big as a water main. I Now, what else do you want to know?" | "How long have you had it?" "Had what?the toothacheor the cav? ity?" "The toothache." "Always had it. It was aching when it cut it's way through the gum. It has never done anything but ache" "You said your dentist is treating it?" , "Yes, I did say that. Dog take it, 1 man, what of that? It has taken me i 40 years to conclude to have it treated." j "1^ a tooth of mine acted like that I would have It out." "Would you? Say, did you ever have a toothache, and what has this to do with your giving me something for this tooth of mine? What is it to me what you would do?" "I am fixing you something now that will give you relief until your dentist comes back." The man with the aching molar chuckled^ "Here is your medicine," "Well, any directions on the bottle?" . "No. If you have had a toothache often you will know how to use it. Of course you won't drink it." "Well, I have taken drinks for it" "Ycu never swallowed anything like this. If you had you wouldn't be here now." "Is that so? What is it, poison ? Why don't you put the skull and erossboues on that label? I'll have you arrested." ." Y?iiUaliR A little, cotton, saturate j t; wi?lVThTsV~ahd put UHfs c?tl?Ti 2fiGie"cl*iv ity, and this will give you rest until your dentist returns." "Well, what is it? I want to know what I am taking1 for a toothache. You druggists kill more people than the Brooklyn trolley lines. Have you got any cotton to go with it?" "I cam give you some cotton." "I don't ask you to give it to me. n nay" "Oh, no. We always give a pinch of cotton with a bottle of this medicine.*' "Pinch be hlowed! I want a bale of it, and I want about a gallon of this remedy; the old thing is just killing me now." The druggist gave him a ball of cot? ton and the customer literally rushed out, forgetting to pick up his change. "What did you give him?" we asked. "Water and peppermint." The next day the customer was on Fifth avenue, when he met a friend, to whom he said: "I've kept a dentist from making a fee. I don't believe in rushing" to* a tooth carpenter when I have a tooth? ache. I am my own dentist. I've won again, old mam Cost me a quarter, let's go in and blow in the difference." ?N*. Y. Sun. For toe -Fair Uainc. A soft velvet toque is, as a rule, be? coming to almost every type of feminine beauty. A unique effect in passementerie has beaded ornaments holding two spread? ing ostrich plumes in Alsatian bow fash? ion. This is intended to be worn on a low-cut bodice. ? The woman who owns a long sealskin ulster now Haunts its furry luxury in the face of the perishing feminine ini a tailor-made cloth jacket. The increasing pro[X?nsity toward ex? travagance is shown in the bejewelerf chains, vinaigrettes, bonbon boxes and other so-called "trifles" that the woman of fashion deems she must have in order to be happy.?Chicago Record. A Uentle Reproof. A colored pedagogue in Texas has a very genteel way of calling bis pupils donkeys. Last summer one of them, instead of looking at his book, gazed But of the window at a green field, whereupon the teacher exclaimed: 'WhatTor is yer Iookin' out de v indy at dat grass? Hasn't yer had yer bi lak fas'yet?"?Tammany Times. To Keep Rabbits from Tree*. Make a thick whitewash by dissolv? ing a fresh lump of lime. When the lime is slacking1 add under cover a half pound of pine tar. When the wash is prepared add a fourth of n pound of powdered red pepper. Rake away the rubbish around the trees and apply the wash. Rabbits and mice will not trou? ble them. I have used it many years. It Is a good protection from sun the next season.?E. Bodman, in Prairio Farmer. ?Jena, wnere iVapoleon defeated the Prussians, is a town of Saxe-Welmar Eisenaoh, on a small stream called tho .Saale, and 12 miles southeast of Weimar. On the same day that Napoleon won his victory at Jena. Davoust defeated an? other Prussian army at A ucrstadt. a vil? lage in Thtirlnjrla. Tr - -- - ? tu? cnarafre. Inquiring Tourist (in Oklahoma)-?I suppose that, with the coming of east? ern people, the manners and customs Of this region are gradually growing; more like those of older and more con scrvative communities? Alkali Ike?-Yes; f rinstancc, It has already got so that it haint no longer considered good form to propose to a widow at her husband's funeral, no matter how pretty she is.?N. Y. Jour? nal. The Winter In ?niope. While England enjoys s-vich a mild winter, other countries arc not so for? tunate. Southern Russia has not known solongand bitter a spell of cold weather for ten years, while Florence has experi? enced the heaviest snowfall recorded for seven years past..