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VOLUMB XIX.
Weefcly Journal Devoted to the laterests of lancasler County in Parlicular; the Northern Wecfc and Rappahannock Valley in General, and the World at Larce
IRVINGTON, VIRGINIA, FRIPAY, JUNE 24. 1910.
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NUMBEB 38
CHARLE8 ML STRUVEN & CO.,
8TEAM8HIP, FACTORY
AND
MACHINI8T8' 8UPPLIE8.
VfROLKSALE
GROCERS AND SHIP CHANDLERS.
BKOKFKS AM) KIIMhMON MERCIIANTS FOR
MENHADEN FISH 8CRAP AND FISH OIL.
114 Frededck St., BALTIMORE, MD.
PAID UP CAPITAL. $108,000.00.
NORFOLK BUILDING SUPPLIES CORP.,
SUCCESS0RS T0
FRANK T. CLARE C0., Ltd?
(A Partnerahip Aasooiation Kxpiring December 31at, 1909.)
C00KE, CLARE C0., & LUTHER SHELD0N.
ESTABUSHED 1870.
There are ail reasona why BUILDERS and OWNKRS ahould buy their
Saah, Doora, Blinds, Builder's Hardware, Mantela,
Tilea, Gratea, Painta, Oile, Glaaa, Etc, from
THE NORFOIK BUILDING SUPPLIES GORPORATION.
TBE REASONS:
1. We contract no bad debts.
2. We are the rheapeat buyera.
3. Our expenseB are minimized.
4. Our faeilitiea are the greatest.
5. Our or^anizutinn ia unrivalled.
6. Our profita are small.
NORFOLK BUILDINi SUPPLIES CORPORATION
N0RF0LE, VA.
??-98 BKOOKK AVRNUK.
05-97 TAZEWKMi HT.
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THE HAWKS-MAUPIN CO..
8ASH, MANTELS, PAINTS. BUILDING,
DOORS, TILINO, OILaS, PAPERS.
BLINDS, ORATES, GLASS, VARNISHE8,
MOULDINGS, BRACKETS, ETC.
715-717 CRAWFOBD ST., PORTSMOUTH, VA,
BUILDING MATERIAL.
Saah, Doora, Blinda and Glaaa, Porch Columna,
Baluatera and Rail, Stair Work, Window *
and Door Framea, Hardware, Painta
and Oila, Etc.
CLARE SASH & DOOR CORPORATION,
FRANK T. CLARK, Preaident,
NORFOLK. - - VIRGINIA!
M0NUMENTS AND GRAVEST0NES
IN MAKBLE AND URANITE.
We pay freight and guarantee aafe delivery.
Aa we employ no Canvaasera or Agenta no commiaaiona muat
be added to our pricea, therefore we can uae firat claaa material
and tiniah it right.
LARtiEST STOCK IN THE 90UTH.
Whan ln Nurfolk rall on ua. You will flnd what you want: aaa and
know what you ar? buyinc aad can a?t tt qulckiy.
T11K COUPRR MARBLE WORKB,
(Katabliahad 62 Yaaral
IffU to l?:i Baak St.. Norfolk. Va.
USED UNIVERSALLY
CORTRIGHTISfr^fe
WHEN Cortright Metal Shingles were first introduced (24 years
ago) you had sorne cxcuse for being sceptical:
But now?
If you are sceptical it can only be because you do not know the
facts m the case.
T*hty S& usrd today from th* Atlantic to the Pacific for all kinds
of buildings, under all conditions.
They are fireproof, stormproof; never leak and last as long as the
budding itself without needing repairs.
For furthcr detailcd information apply to
Local Dealera, Contractora, Roofera or Cortright Metal Roofing Co.,
Philadelphia, Pa.
B. H. BAIRD,
GENERAL FIRE INSURANCE.
rosToreicE and phone- WAR8AW, VIRGINIA
Repreaenting Companiea having combined
aaaeta of over $1 1 .OOO.OOO.
HAMBURtf BREMEN FIRE INSURANCE CO., Ilaiaburg. Uermaay
VIRtflNIA FIRE * MARINE INSURANCE CO? Rlehmoad, Va
SPRINGFIELU FIRE * MARINE INSURANCE CO., Sprlagfleld. Maaa.
VIRGINIA STATE INSURANCE CO., Rirliaiaad, Va
THECREAT POLICY-HOLPERS' CO,
7?lt JEfaJgaat d?vidbeudJ90f,0n 15enlra1' WbU? * Preml?m' !*" ,OW?CM W
lat. Becauae the eompany Ia cholea iu ae'ectlng Ita rlaka. Oonaaonanoat a
W daith rate. ^ "' "
and. Becaaae for twenty yeara it haa realized the hlgbeat Intareat rata
?J_?. Wlth what reaultr
a Wa furnlah maximum Inanrance at ralnlmum coat.
Befora takiog Llfe Inaurance wrlte for rataa In tha great Pollcy-holder
i O. P. I'ALMKH iMD R O NORRIB, Kllmarnock. Va.
Aganctaa: J A. O. BALL, Moluak, Va. ??"k.?, va.
( M 8. RTR1NGKKLLOW. Itrandy, Va.
LANOA8TKR UNION LODGB.No.88
i.,f. * a. M.,
Kll.lfaknock, Va.
Stated Comrnuntcationt
moatkly?Thnraday after tbe
tlilld Mouday, 11 a. ui.
HKATHHVILLE LODOK, No. 100,
A., P. * A. al
Statad Commonlcallona monthr
Fitda}>fter tha thlrd Moaday.i 1 a. n?
Tall Oaka from little Acorns grow
Big Klreafrom littleMatcheaglow
Therefore, l?e wiae and tnaure your
property before it la too^late In tbe
Northkrn Naca Mdtuai. Pirk Aaa'a,
(Home offlce) Irvlngton, Va.
BT'^m tban balf ibe coat of old Une
compaoiet
PEOPLE WILL TALK.
You may get througb the world. but
'twill be very alow,
If you liaten to all that ia aaid aayougo;
You'll be worried and fretted and kept
in a atew.
For meddleaome tonguea will have aonie
tbing to do,
For people will talk.
If quiet and modeat, you'll have it pre
Bumed
That your humble poaition ia only aa
aumed;
You're a wolf in aheep'a clothing, or
elae you're a foof.
But don't get excited, keep perfeetiy
cool,
For people will talk.
If generoue and noble they'li vent out
their apleen,
You'll bear aome loud hinta that you're
aelfiah and mean;
lf upright and honeat, and fair aa the
day,
They'li cal) you a rogue ia a aly, sneak
ing way,
For people will talk.
And, then, if you ahow the leaat bold
neas of heart,
Or a alight inclination to take your own
Part,
They will call you an upatart, coneeited
and vain;
But keep atraight ahead; don't atop to
explain,
For people will talk.
If threadbare you dreaa, or old faah
ioned your hat,
Someone will aurely takenoticc of that,
And hint rather atrong that you can't
pay your way;
But don't get excited, whatever they
aay.
For people will talk.
If you dreaa in the faahion, don't think
to eacape,
For they criticize then in a different
ahape;
You're ahead jf your means, or your
tailor'a unpaid;
But mind your own buaineaa; there'a
nau?rht to be made,
For people will talk.
Now the beat way to ia to do aa you
pleaae,
For your mind, if you have one, will
then be at eaae;
Of courae you will meet with all aorta
of abuae,
But don't think to atop them; it ain't
any uae,
For peoole will talk.
-The Treatle Board.
FOSS FLAYS TARIFF.
Says Honest Revision Must Comc
From Democrats.
Congreaaman Eugene N. Foaa, the
Democratic victor of Maaaachuaetta, a
leading manufacturer. by the way, and
an ex-Republican whom the govern
ment'a tariff policy haa driven into the
Democratic runks, indicated hia new
poaition in a atirring apeech delivered
in the houae on May 20. He aaid:
"It cannot be donied that the people
have, rightly or wrongly, come to re
gard thia whole 'reviaion' acheme of the
Republican party leadera aa planned in
the laat national campaign and aa pro
mulgated in their platform and aa nnally
butchered in the apecial tarilf aeaaion
of congreaa aa an intentional and deiib
eratebunko game from atart to finiah."
Speaking of the appointment of a
tariff commiaaion to report aa to the
difference in coat of production here
and abroad, he inaiated that the com?
miaaion ahould report to congreaa and
not to the preaident. He aaked:
"Why doea tbe adminiatration aeem
to be ao aolicitoua that thia commiaaion
ahall be abaolutely under tbe control of
the executive. aeeingthat it iaprimarily
intended for auch legialative purpoaea?
Ia there an ulterior motive?
"If the commiaaion ia to be merely an
executive inatrument and report only to
the preaident, how ia congreaa to receive
the information excepting aa the preai?
dent may elect to tranamit it. and what
ia to preyent the executive department
from withholding or auppreaaing or
coloring auch information. aa baa more
than once been done heretofore? Ia
there not an evident fear that the con?
trol of thia commiaaion will too aoon
come into the handa of a Democrat and
reform congreaa?"
In ominoua tonea that caught the at
tention of the houae he continued:
"I recognize that the people have loat
eonfidence in the Republican party and
that they are no longer looking to them
for an honeat reviaion. The people have
turned to the Democratic party. Now
the reaponaibility of an honeat reviaion
of the tariff ia up to the Democratic
party with the aid of the inaurgent and
?ucb independent elementa aa will ally
tbemaelvea with ua."
In voicing hia demand for another
apecial aeaaion to reviae the tariff the
apeaker aaid: * The people demand that
the reviaion and reduction of the tariff
whicb were promiaed two yeara ago by
the Republican party be carried out by
tbe Democratic party aa aoon aa the
new congreaa can convene. The Demo?
cratic party ougbt to raiae the iaaue
that there ahall be an extra aeaaion
convened next apring to do the work to
which thia congreaa haa proved faitbleae.
The people have made the immediate
reduction of the tariff the iaaue, and the
Democratic party muatpledgeitaelf in a
moat diatinct and apecilic way to carry
out thia courae in order that the mandate
ahall be a compelling one, that the vic
tory ahall be ao complete that tbe Re?
publican executive will be forced to
acquieace in it and call congreaa to
gether."
Mr. Foaa declared that the rallying
cry ahould be made "Free wool and
cheap clothing." But the climax of
hia apeech waa hia open declaration aa a
manufacturer that dutiea were unnecea
aary:
"Now at thia point it aeema todevolve
upon me aa a repreaentative here in
congreaa of thia refprtn and aa a repre?
aentative manufacturer in the iron and
ateel induatry of New England engaged
in the production of irnportant linea of
macbinery, employing large numbera of
?kulled workmen and uaing large quanti
tiea of the finiahed productsof tbe ateel
truat, to atate publicly here that, in my
judgment, my induatry and the people
employed in it would not auffer undv?r
free trade conditiona-that ia, if the 45
per cent. duty waa entirely removed
and provided these conditiona apply to
tha whole iron and ateel induatry from
the coal and iron ore up. Thia atate
nienl ia equally true of other ataple in
duatriea. In fact, I believe today that
under free trade conditiona we can com
pete in the marketa of the world in
moat if not all of theae industriea, and
compete to better advantage than we
now do."
EXPRESS COMPANIES ANDGOVERN
MENT FAYORITISM.
(Norfolk Vlrginian-Pllot.l
Under the meaaure about to paaaCon
greaa the juriadietion of the Interatate
Commerce Commiaaion ia extended to
cover telegraph and telephone linea.
Thia raisea the queation why the au
thority of that body ia not made to in
clude alao the expreaa companiea.
Theae latter inatitutionahundle a large
proportion of the country'a transporta
tion buaineaa, in their conduct the gen?
eral public ia largely and directly inter
eated, and yet they are left practically
without government control, regulation
orauperviaion of any kind. Like the
Pullman Company and the refrigerator
car concerna, they are parasitea fatten
ing and battening upon the public and
the railroada alike, though, in the end,
the people, of courae, have to bear the
full burden of their exactiona. They
monopolize the parcela?carrying buai?
neaa of the country, make their chargea
and tulea of aervice to auit themaelve8,
and otherwiae conduct themselves aa
they pleaae and alwaya with an eye sin
gle to piling up profita.
That theBe profita are inordinately
high ia notorioua. Collier'a Weeklyhaa
recently figured that the average an
nual earninga of the five great expreaa
concerna range from forty-three to one
hundred and twenty-five per cent. on
liberal capitalizationa. The Adama
Company paid vearly dividenda of ten
per cent from 1903 to 1907 and in June
of the latter year declared an extra
dividend of two hundred per cent., pay
able in bonda. In February of the cur
rent year the Wella, Fargo Company
added to ite regular annual ^dividend of
ten per cent. an extra dividend of three
hundred per cent. Paymenta of big ex?
tra dividenda, known in the parlance of
the atreet aa "cutting melona," are of
periodical occurrenc? not alone with tbe
two companiea mentioned, but with tbe
other three big expreaa concerna aa^
well. the aiinis ao diatributed repreaent
ing accumulationa of earninga which it
waa deemed unwiae to diatribute annu
ally for fear the public would the more
eaaily "get on to" the actual and enor
moua profita filched from the public
pocket.
Obvioualy chargea which permit of
auch accumulationa of earninga are in?
ordinately and unreaaonably high and
conatitute a groaa impoailion on the
public which haa the burden to bear,
but even auch extortiona do not aatiaf.y
the voracioua greed of the concerna ex
acting them. Conatantly the expreaa
ratea are being advaaced on thia or that
commodity, as witnesa the recently an
nounced and totally unneceaaary in
creaae in chargea on oyatera ahipped
from Norfolk and other Virginia pointa.
The only excuae offered by the expreaa
monopoliea for exactiona which they
themaelvea do not deny^are in exceaaa
of anything which the necea&itieaof the
caae demand, ia that to lower the ratea
would be to enaure auch an increaaed
volume of buaineaa that it could not be
expeditioualy handled, And yet, even
while advancing thia clairn, they have
for yeara been bending every nerve and
exhauating every trick known to poii
tica and thechicanery of theexpert lob
byiat to prevent inauguration by the
government of aparcelapoat ayatemthtt
would at one and the aame time relieve
them of a aurpluaage .of buaineaa, add
to the country'a facilitiea for handling
the parcela traffic and cheapen the coat
of auch tranaportation to the public.
And ao far, be it aaid to thediacredit of
Congreaa, their efforta have been uni
formly and eminently aucceaaful.
Doubtleaa there are good and suffi
cient reaaona why telegraph and tele?
phone linea ahould be brought under
aome reaaonable meaaure of govern?
ment regulation. but what aort of gov?
ernment favoritiam ia it that, while aub
jecting theae corporationa to control,
permita the expreaa companiea to go
without any auperviaion at all, free to
follow only their own aweet will both
aa to ratea charged and the general con?
duct of their buaineaa? And where js
the aecret of the jnfluence which aecurea
and haa long aecured auch favoritiam?
ALLIN THE FAMiLV.
"I certainly admire that man."
"What jn the world for?"
"Hia will power."
"He haa no will power at all."
"Why he told me that he juat made
up hia mind to quit smoking, and he
quit,"
"Ile'a lying, hia wife made up her
mind and he quit."? Houaton Poat.
How's This?
Wa offar One Hundred Doltara Kaward for any
caaa of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hail'a
Catarrh Cura.
F. J. CHENEY * CO.. Toledo. O.
We. tha underaia-nad. have known P. J. Cheney
for tha laat lt yeara. and balieve him perf ecUy hon
orable in all buaineaa tranaactiona and financially
abla tooarry out any obligaUona made by hia
tirm Wai.uino, Kinnan A Maxvin.
Wholeaale DruaaiaU. Toledo. O.
Hail'a Catarrh Cura ia takan internally. acting
diractty upon tha blood and mucoua aurfacaa of
tha ayatani. Teatunoniala aant fraa. Priaa 7?
canta par bottle. Sold by all DruavUta.
raka Haii'a r'amily Pilla fW conaUr?ation.
THE OLD MAID.
She gave her life to love, She never
knew
What other women gave their all to
gain.
Othera were fickle. She waa pasaing
true,
She gave pure love and faith without
a atain.
She never married. Suitora came and
went;
The dark eyea flaahed their love on
one alone,
Her life waa paaeed in quiet and content,
The old love reigned. No rival ahared
the throne.
Think you her life waa waated? Vale
and hill
Uloaaomeilin summer and white winter
came;
The blue ice atiffened on the ailent rill,
All timea the aeaaona found her atill
the aame.
Her heart waa full of sweetnesa till the
end,
What once ahe gave ahe never took
away,
Through all her youth ahe loved one
faithful friend;
Shelovea him now her hairia growing
gray.
ERRONEOUSLY STATED.
An Interesting Bit of History Not
Generally Known.
(Newport N?wa Praaa.)
In practically all of tbe newapaper
announcementa of the death of the late
Pembroke Jonea, it waa erroneoualy
atated that thia gallant gentle
man waa executive officer of the Con
federate iron-clad Virginia (Merrimac)
at the time that veaael fought her
famoua duel with the Federal Monitor.
The executive officer waa Cateaby Ap
R. Jonea, and Pembroke Jonea waa flag
lieutenant. In an editorial straighten
ing out thia confuaion, the New York
Sun giyea ita readers an intereating bit
of hiatory that will not be found in
many of the text booka uaed in the
achoola. The Sun aaya:
From her etatjon near Sewall'a Point
ahe moved out to battle onre nmre,
Tattnall'a ordera being "to take auch a
poaition in the Jamea rlver aa would
prevent the enemy'a aacending it.'
Cateaby Jonea waa flrat lieutenant aud
Pembroke .loneB flag lieutenant at the
time. The Merrimac pasaed the Sewall'a
Point battery and atood for the enemy.
Six Federal war-ahipa, including the
iron-clad ateamahipa Monitor and Nauga
tuck, and been ahelling Sewall'a Point,
but they retired aa the Merrimac waa
coming out.
Aak the average fairly well read per
aon from nofth of the Maaon and Dixon
line what waa the reault of the Merri
mac-Monitor fight in Hampton Roads,
and the anawer will be. "Why. the
Monitor won, of courae." That ia what
moat of the hiatoriea teach, ao the
anawer ahould not be aurpriaing. Aak
the average Southerner about the re?
ault of thia wonderful battle, and the
chancea are that you will hear a loyal
denial that the Merrimac waa whipped,
but it ia not likely that you will get a
lucid atatement of what did happen.
Aa a matter of fact, the Merrimac,
eoming out from Norfolk before ber
plating waa complete, and without her
port-ahielda. made a cleaq aweep of the
Federal wotxjen craft and, after her
ateel prow had gone to the bottom. with
the Cumberland. engaged the Monitor.
At the c|oae of tbe terrific fight that
followed both irqn Mmonatera" were
more or leas tbe wqrae for wear and
tbe crewa of both were glad enough for
a reapite. The Monitor tuok to the flata
under the guna of Fort Monroe and the
Merrimac ateamed back to Norfolk. At
the Norfolk navy yard the Merrimac
waa repaired and completed. A new
aud improved ateel prow waa inatalled
to replace the one loat in the hull of the
Cumberland, hergun ports were covered
with protecting ateel ahuttera and the
plating of the auperatructure waa per
fected and finiahed. Then the Merri?
mac went forth looking for battle again.
Thia ia the part that the hiatoriea aeldom,
if ever. tell. When the Merrimac
rounded the point coming out of Norfolk,
the Federal fleet, including the doughty
Monitor and another iron-clad, the
Naugatuck, were busily engaged in
ahelling the Confederate batteriea at
Sewall'a Point. Upon theapproach of
the Merrimac the ahelling auddenly
cea8ed and the fleet, including the
Monitor, hiked for the flata and the pro
tection of Fort Monroe'8 cannon. The
Merrimac ateamed about in deep water
and chalienged and challenged again.
But the Monitor, safe in ahallow water
where the Meirimac could not follow,
atayed there until all dangerof another
encounter with her big antagoniat waa
paat.
Thia waa the firat great fight between
iron-clada, the beginning of the revo'u
tion in naval warfare that haa reaulted
in tbe marvelous uaviea of today. And
yet probably nine tentha of the Ameri
can people do not know ita trueatory.
STATE WARS ON THE FLY.
I Norfolk Vlrginlan-Filot.]
The Virginia Board of Health in the
prosecution of ita work of protecting
the people of the State againat diaeaae
and limiting the liability to infection,
ha8 juat aent out a circular letter call
ing attention to the importance of aome
rneaaures to abate thenuiaanceanddan
ger of the common fly. In the courae
of thia bulletin, it ia aaid:
"Second only to bad water among
menacea to health during the aummer
ia the fly nuisance. Bad water carries
the germ of typhoid fever, butthefliea,
which breed in filth, carry the same
germa. Not only typhoid fever. but tu
berculoaia, eryaipelaa and a number of
other diaeaaea are apread by fliea.
"In the same way, the moaquito of
thia chmate ia responaible for tbe mala
ria, the chille and fever and like com
plainta which make life a miaery to
muny people from apring to the
fall. Moequitoes and moaquitoea a!one
carry nialaria; Ibe ?miaama' of awampy
dlstricts haanothing to do with the dia
eaae.
"Bolh fliesand moaquitoea can prac
tlcally h- eradicated from every home
if a f?w aimple precautioua be taken'
If the windowa be Boreen-d, if theyard
be kept clean and if ttH manure be
promptly removed, the chances are
atrong that there will be no fliea in the
houae. If no atanding water be left
around the houae or premiaea, in which
moaquitoea may breed, no moaquitoea
will appear."
A aubject that ia serioua enough to
enliat the attention of the health au
thoritiea of the State ahould likewiae
command the active intereat and efforta
of the local medical fraternity and of
the intelligent citiaena of a community.
The work of the health department is
educative and it will prove effective in
proportion aa the average citizen prof?
ita by and acts 0.1 the advice given by
expert sanitarians and scientiata. Even
if the average man attach little iraport
ance to the part played by the fly aa a
diaeaae conveyor. the deaire forcomfort
and clean food ahould impel us to take
all reaaonable precautions againat fliea.
WINNING OF BRIDGET MALONEY.
"Thank you, Bridget," aaid Mra. Wil
liama aa the new girl alammed the tray
on the table before her.
A faint glimmer of aurpriae came into
the aullen face. "Huh?" ahc interro
gated.
"I aaid thank you; it waa kind of you
toclimbthoee long ataira," reaponded
Mrs Williama pleaaantly.
'"It'a a new broom that aweepa
clean.' but it won't laat," muttered
Bridget in her own domain.
But when day after day paased and
ahe never failed to receive the aame
perfect politeueaa from her employer.
her wonder increaaed.
Bridget wua uaed to commanda, but
not to requeata. She waa accuatomed
to a curt, aupercilioua "That will do,"
but not to a kindly "Thank you, Krid
gett,"andshe insensibly 8oftened at
the change.
Mra. Williama treated her aervanta
like human beinga, not like machinus.
And while ahe ever maintained that
nice reaerve which forbade familiarity,
yet ahe acrupuloualy reapected the
righta of othera.
"Sure, one would be a haythen to be
aaaBy to Mra. Williama." aaid Bridget
after a month'a atay in her new home.
"She haa a way of making ye feel ao
polite and pleaaed with youraelf that
yez want to plaaae her, and 1 '11 atay
with her aa long aa m? name ia Bridget
Maioney." ?E. M. C.in Mnther'a Mag
azine.
A Woman's Grcat Idea
ia how to maka hcraalf attrartiya. gut. without
haaltb. it ia hard for har to ba lovaly In faca. fonn
or temuo A waak. ajrkly wuoian will b* narvoua
and irritabla. ConattnaUon and Ktdn?y puiaona
akow in pimplea, blotchaa. akin arupUoaa aad a
wrctcbad ronu>lax|on. But Klactric Blttara al
w?ya prova a codaand to woman who want baalih.
baauty and frianda. Tbay raaulata 8u>ma?h.
Mvar *nd KMnaya, purify th? blood. gjaaj atroii*
narvaa. brurht ayaa. pur? braath. amooth. valvaty
akin. kyvaly oocnplaxion. ?ood baalih. Try tbaoi.
&">? at all driurglaU.
ALL APfLICTEI) THUS.
People who wiah to be euterprising
until it begina to look aa if it mightcoat
aomething.
People who do not go to church be?
cauae they do not like the miniater;
others becauae the contribution box is
paased.
People who wiah aome one would open
another atore, ahop or market becauae
they are unable to <ret truated any lon
ger by tboae already doing buaineaa.
People who will tell you what your
4ieighbor aaya about you if you will
.promiae not to tell who told you.
Men who do not need to work becauae
their wivea or mothera are aupporting
them.
Girla who have nothing to do but
dreaa, fix up and walk around, try to
look pretty and catcb a beau.
Old worneq wbo gather up all the
newa to repeat. together with a lot of
untrqtb?-Weat point News,
THE WQRKERS,
God never gqea to. the laay or the idle
when he needa men for bia aervice
When Qod wanU a worker. he calla a
worker- When he haa work to bedone,
he goea ta thoae already at work.!When
God wanta a great aarvant, he calla a
buay man. Scripture and hiatory at
teat thia X ruth.
Moaea waa buay with hia flock at Ho
reb. tiideun wa8 buay threahing out by
the wine preaa. Saul waa buay aearch
ing for hia father'a loat beaata. David
waa buay carlng for hia father'a aheep.
Eliaha waa buay >plowing with twelve
yoke of oxen. Amoa waa buay foliow
ing the flock. Peter and Andrew were
buay caating a net into the aea. Jamea
and John were bu8y mending their neta.
Matthew waa buay collecting cuatoma.
William Carey waa buayj mending and
making ahoea. -Selected.
ONESENTENCE SERMONS.
'Tia impious in a good man to be aad.
?Youog.
Progreaa is the law of life; man ianot
Man aa yet. - Robert Browning.
Some people are ao fond of ill-luck
that they run halfwty to meet it. ?
Douglaa Jerrold.
Chriat's power ia equal to any human
need, and Hiawillingneaa to help ia aa
great aa hia power.?R. R. Meredith.
The good are better made by 111.
As odora crushed are aweeter still.
?Samuel Rogera.
Flying Mactiin.es
r. A few yea ra ago flying
machinea were hardly
thought of, nor waa
Scott's Emulsion
in autnmer. Now Scott's
Emulsion ia aa much a aum.
mer aa a winter remedy.
Science did it. All Dru?,ia?a
TICKLISHNESS.
T'There axi.Ms a diatinct appeUte for tickling.'
- t>r. Louis Robinnon in North Amariran Keview.l
There ia no doubt that thia ia true,
For aince this world began
"You tickle me, I tickleyou."
Haa been the human plan.
The babes of not a year in age
When tickled 'neath their biba
Will laugh, as also will the aage,
When poked between the ribs.
In letters what a joy it is
When critics do abate
Their quips and quirka and quilliah quiz
Our work to titillate!
In politica how blissful when,
Mid acenes of nervoua wreck,
Some writer with his fountain pen
Doth scratch us on the back.
We find it everywhere we go,
ln every walk in life,
Araong the high placed and the low,
In peace and e'en in atrife.
The beggar meekly aeeking aims
Laugha aoftly 'neath hia breath
When coppera acratch hia itching palma;
It ticklea him to death.
The millionaire with all hi8 gold
On tickling dotea likewiae,
For all that he aeema stern and cold
To aundry watching eyea.
When aomeoneapeaka good wordaof him
Hisapirit ?reatly cheera,
And. while hia amile is often grim,
It ticklcs much his eara.
And even in the White Houae, where
Such atrenuousneaa dwella,
We aurely flnd it caating there
Ita moat bewitching apella.
What man ia he who dares deny
The wondroua amiling throb
That liaahea in our Teddy'a eye
When on aome tickliah job?
-John Kendrick Banga in Harper's
Weakly.
SLANG.
It'a a great shock to hear auch ex
preaaiona aa "not on your life," "jjet
onto that," etc, iaaue from the lipa of
a pretty, dainty-looking girl.
You may not have had the eduea
tional advantagea, that teach one to
8|>eak correctly, but that doea not jua
tify the free uae of alang.
When I waa a little girl, the uae of
alang and chewing gum were punish
ablo offenaea.
Have you ever watched a girl chew?
ing gum? She doea not look very
pretty, doea ahe? If you muat chew
gum, do it in the privacy at your own
home; not in tbe atreet.
Every girl wanta to be conaidered la
dy-like, and it iathe obaervanceof amall
detaila that makea her appear ao.
The real lady doea not uae alang or
chew gum or.make hereetf conapicuoua
in any way. She ia modeat and iui?t in
manner; her voice and laugh are well
modulated. ? Excbange.
Marvelous Discoveries
mark the wonderful procreaa of tha aae. Air
Ma-hta on heavy machinaa. tele<rrame without
wirea. tarribla war invanUona to kill men. and that
wonder of wondera. Dr. Kina"a New Diacovary
to aava lif a when threatened by cousha. rolda. Ia
arippe. aathma. eroup. bronchitia. hamorrhaaea.
hay fevar and whoopin* oough or luna; troublel
For all bronohial affacUona it haa no eu.ual. Jt
raiiavaa innUntly. Iu tha sureat cura. Jame* M
Black of Aaheville. N. C. K. R. No. 4. writea it
curad him of an obatinata couah after all ether
ramadiaa failad. at*. and tl.OU. A trial bottiefree.
Ouarantaad Uy all druaaiat.
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
It ia aaid that when tbe King of Siam
comes to America he will hring only
forty of hia wivea with him.
Rememher wbat Simonidea aaid -that
he never repented that he held hia
tongue, but of ten that he had apoken.
? Plutarch.
Tbe Indiana uaed flah aa a fertilizer
and the white man haa proved their
value aa auch. Fiah aerap when properly
roixed with other ingredienta makea an
excellent guano for vegetablea.? Oya
terman and Fiaherman.
In the atomach of a man eating ahark
waa found the hand of aome unfortu
nate on whoae akelton finger there cir
cled a diamond ring. The gray old aea
ia no reunector of peraona; the rich and
the poor, and the great and the amall,
alike, fall into her maw.
THE BIG HAT DOOMED.
The aaddeat newa, to womankind at
leaat, that haa flaahed acroaa the cable
aince King Edward died, comea in the
rejwrta that big hata.have been banned
in London.
While political changea come rapidly
apace, hata ahrink only alowly.
O. J. HAMMELL CO.#
PLEASANTVIUE, N. J.
Designers and Manufacturera of Artiatic
Memoriala in Marblc and Granita.
OFFICES-Atlantic City, N. J.: Phil
aiielphia, Pa.; Whealton, Va. Addraaa
H. Booker Hale, Agent.. Whealtou.
SAatPLB OF OUR WOKal.
Thia monument waa deaigned. exe
cuted and erected to the memory of
Dr. LawrenceGunyon Mitchell. atFarn
ham Baptiat Church, Richmond Co., Va.
WHEN IN NO..FOLK STOP ?T
"THE ATLANTIC."
Moat conveniently located Hotel?
CORNER MAIN AND GRANBY STS.
RoomB $1.00 and $1.60.
American Plan $2.60 and $8.00.
Fine Cafe.(Lynn'a) newly fitted up
on rirst floor.
Rappahannock Valley people make it
headquartera.
MONUMENTS atfl
GRAVESTONES.
To all who contemplate
the erection of a Monument,
Statue or Graveatona in
Marble or Granite, it will
be to their intereat to call
on or addreas
LAWSON & NEWTON,
Cor. l itb *>d fVUILra. Bti.,
NORFOLK, - VA.
Bell 'Pbobo No. 8 7i*.
What would be more appreciated
than a well finiahed and good hke
neaa of a friend or relative? Then j
why not go to
WM. FREEMAN,
PHOTOCRPHER.
268 and 270 MAIN ST.,
NORFOLK, ? VIRGINIA?
Who ia cohaidered onej
of the beat in the aouth.
PICTURE FRAMES. EA8TMAN
KOUAES ANII SUPPLIES.
Special attention to finiahing for
aniateura.
PUOFKSSIONAL,.
ft# W. PALMKK,
UGKTUT,
ETTWill be 111 Haedvlllatbe Hrat Monday of
?aea aaontaaad toiualu two wfceaa The
? r?at i>l im.iit h in Kilmaiuoek. Haak Bld*
yYARNKRBALL,
ATTOBNEY-AT-LAW,
Monaskon, Lakoabteb Oo., Va.
Will practloeln all tha Oourta ot thia aad
adjolulua; uouuiiaa. ^^
Prouiptattaatlonalvan to all lagaf buaiaaaa
[)K. tt. H. OLIVER,
RESIOENT DENTIST,
IRVINQTON, - . VIRGINIA.
(Offloa ovar Rank.)
Nitrou?(ixido Oaa aduiinlatared.
ApiH?intnienU for alttiog-a of any lenatQ
?oould Iki mariu aevural uay* inadvaaca.
reriua: Caab.
Yy# McDONALD LKK,
(NOTAKY PUBLIC.)
CIVIL ENttlNEEB ANDSURVETOR
1RVINOTON, TA.
Landa aurvared and ulate neta aeai
niatea, Plaua and BpeolflcaUoaa for BrlCa
and Viaduot wora aud conatructlona ol ?,
Jeacriutione. Topoaraphy and Dcaughtlua
upoolaltlea.
ralllna Malr Dandruff
Docs not Color the Hair
We wiah you to potltively and distinctly understand that Ayer'a H?ir
Vlgor does not affect the color of the hair. even to the sllghteat
degree. Persona with the whitest or the llghtest and moat delkate
blond hair may useit freely without having the hair made a shade darker.
loeredients: suiphur. c.i*. .-.,?. Quintn. Sodivmrttiarw.
- tapMcom. Saaa. Akonol. Waltr. Pcrfumc.
Show tnls formula to your doctcr. A$k him what he thlnka of tt.
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