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CO VOL. XXX, NO.HCi. ASTORIA. OR KG ON, TUESDAY, APRIL 10, J 888. PRICE JblVE CENTS. BUSINESS CARDS; roti.f ii. smith, ATTOBNEY AT LAW. Offlce, Room 4 and 5. over Glty Book Store. G y.o. soi.axi), ATTOHNEY AT LAW. -ce lu Kinney's Block, opposite Cltv Hall, Astoria, Oregon. i! r ruLTOx. O.C FULTON FUI.TOX BROTHERS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. i.uumsSand 6, Odd Fellows Building. a 1 B. TIIOMSOM, Attorney at Law and Notary Public, Special attention tri ren to practlco In the U. M. Laud Office, and the nxaminatlnn of laud titles. A lull set ot Abstract Books for Clatsop (bounty in omce. iifmcb Up stairs, opposite Telegraph unice. r q. A. BOW1BT, Attorney and Counsellor at Vaxr omce on Chenamns Street, Astoria, Oregon P. ,i i. wiaiToai ATTORNEY AT LAW. Rooms No. 11 and II, Pythian Castle Bund le. r B. WATSON, Atty.at Law and Deputy Dist. Atty. All business befere the IT. S. Land Offlee a peclalty, ASTOIIIA, - - Okkqox. rR. J. M. IiA VORCh, DENTIST. Booms 11 and 12 Odd Fellows Building, ASTORIA, .... OREGON. rRt. A. I. AN O.J. A..FUI.TOIB. Physicians and Burgeons. Office on Cass street, three doors south ol Odd Fellow's building. Telephone No. 41. TAX TOTTIiE, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Officii Booms ( Pythian Building. Residbjtok : SB corner Wall and West Stn streets, opposite I. W. Case's, A E. SHAW. DENTIST. Booms In Allen's Building, up stairs, cor Her Cass and Squemoqua streets, Astoria Oregon. M KS. DB. OIV'EXS-ADAIH, Office and residence, D.K. Warren's for r residence, Astoria, Oregon. Diseases of Women and Children, and of the Bye and Ear, specialties. D H. O. B. ESTES. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Orncs : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria, Oregon. D K. ALFRED KIXXEY. Office at Kinney's Cannery. wm only attend patients at his office, and may be found there at any hour. TAB. W. WEIiCH. AGENT FOB Hamburg-Bremen Fire Insuranco) Co. Snpt Colombia Water Co. OrVlcE On Water Street. Astoria, Oregon. rjELO F. FABEEB, . SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY City Surveyor of Astoria. Residence : Near Clatsop Mill. fi II Savmond. Deputy. fflee at Ciiv liall. "QK. FRANK PAUE, PHTSIOIAN AND SURGEON, Opposite Telegraph Offiee. Astoria, Oregon. TT A.S3CIT1T. 4eSea DENTIST. Booms 1 and 2 Fytblan Building over u. n. uoopers etore. PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY There Is no occasion for the most fastidi ous of our citizens to send to Portland or San Francisco for Custom Mado Clothes As they can get Better Fits. Better Work manship, and for less Money. By Leaving their Orders with MEANT. New Coods by Every Steamer. Call aid Stt Hla aad Satisfy Tocnelr. P.J Meany. Merchant Tailor. The Akron Lacquers. nrrmt TrNmntsTmnr.n BHPEfrrFDLLY JL cans the attention of Cannerymen and others to the -fact that he U the Paelflc coast agent for the Celebrated Akron Lacquers, And is prepared to quote low prices on these uuu. samples lurmsnsa on EkJ?k2S No One Need Remain A Dyspeptic. "I have been suffering for over two years with Dyspepsia. For the last year I could not take a drink of cold water nor eat any meat without vomiting it up. My life was a misery. I had had recommended Simmons Liver Eegulator, of which I am now taking the second bottle, and the fact is that words cannot express the relief I feel. My appetite i3 very good, and I digest everything thoroughly. I sleep well now, and I used to be "very restless. I am flesh ing up fast; good strong food and Simmons Liver Regulator have done it all. I write this in hopes of bene fiting some one who has suffered as I did, and would take oath to these state ments if desired." E. S. BalLOTJ, Syracuse, NA. J. H. ZEIUN & CO., Phitadetpho, Pa Price 81.00. Wilson & Fisher Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HARDWARE FARM IMPLEMENTS, Paints, Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS' SUPPLIES. PROVISIONS AND MILL FEED AGENTS FOR SALEM PATENT ROLLER MILLS Portland Roller Kills, FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTORIA. OREGON. TJie dyspeptic, tlio tlpljllltatcd, wheth er from excess of work of mind or bo Jy, drink or exposure la MALARIAL BEGIGHS, will And Tutt'n IJver Pill the most jrvnlal rcitomtlvo oror offered tha al leilas invalid. Try Tkem Fairly A vigorous body, puro blood, strong Ef rTcs and a cheerful mind will result. SOLD EVERYWHERE. Office, 44 Hurray St., New York. J. H. D. GKAY Wholesale and retail dealer II. OROCERIES FLOUR,' AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT flnnAMl QtAvarrA anil Xrkfi.A .. ... ui,uviPiuiu.nftuJM llii01idfi,rjUUrCMCn able terms. Foot of Benton street, Astoria, VnUUi FISKERBES GiAL NOTICE. Under the rules of honorable dentins. andacood untlerstanding with the Fisher man's wants, and wares, faithfully made, the undersigned purpose a permanent busi ness with the Northern Paelflc Fisheries, The best evidence they offer, of the worth of their Nettings, will be their use, and not In anything ne may write with our pen. All orders of anv magnitude, will be promptly filled. We fully believe we make as good as the best. GLOUCESTER NBT & TWINE CO. Gloucester. Boston effiee 91 Commercial St. Is one of the greatest blewlngs when you have It under control. If you build your fire In one of those JIagee Ranges or one of those Acorns or Argands at John A. Mont gomery's, you will Cud It a pleasure to pre pare a meal, or If vou get one of thoe Heat ers you t, 111 find them to be clean and eco nomical and an ornament to your parlor. If you Intend getting a range or a heater don't fall to look at his tock. You should call In ee his beautifnl Ornamental Coal Vases Fire! Fire! THIS Pffigg ."rVVAYBB60! Is on fil In Philadelphia at th 2f twtpapar Adr "": I !-' Mill? Jjx-nr if b IfWtAYER ft 608. w w5iie atmst. AN AEZANSAW JUDGE. Why Ed Pined a Mayor and Oity Attorney, Judge iIcCown,one of the ablest "carpet-bagggers" who went to Ar kansaw ana assisted in the experi mental work of "reconstruction," was in many respects a remarkable man. He bad distinguished himself at college, had taken first prize for an essay on "The Origin of Com mon Law," and, consistent with such achievements, had acquired an appetite for tho most potent drinks to be fouudin the neighbor hood. Shortly after his arrival in Arkansaw be was elected, by the hurried method which then pre vailed to tho office of circuit Judge. His decisions were political rather than legal, but ho was a man of such unexpected epigram, such quaint conceits, and such peculiar humor, that bis rulings, otten cre ated amusement. One morning, while court was in session in Camden, he entered the room, covered with mud and drip ping with water. Taking his seat on tho bench, with violenoe rather than with dignity, and when every one had become quiet ho turned to the clerk, and said: "Mr. Clerk, enter a fine of five hundred dollars against the Major of Camden. This morning the court ate h"s breakfast as usual odd water and a soft boiled egg and started toward this place with it view of discharging his accus tomed duties. He had proceeded but a short distance when a board, composing a treacherous part of the disgraceful sidewalk, flew up and struck the court in the counte nance, knocked him down, and still not satisfied, wallowed him in the mud. The law of humanity demands that the mayor should have had good sidewalks put down, and the ignorance of the law will not free him from blame. Enter a fine of five hundred dol lars, Mister Clerk." "Your Honor," said the city at torney, who happened to be pres ent, "I do not think that the may or is amenable to the law ol human ity, as you term it. He had doubt less taken no cognizance of the loose board." "Mr. Clerk," said the judge, "en ter a fine of seventy-fivo dollars against the city attorney for tlui.k ing that the mayor had not t.ifcfi cognizance, and also an additiu i.i! fine of one hundred dollars sgauist the mayor for not taking cogniz ance." "I protest against this," exclaim ed the city attorney. "Mr. Clerk, enter a fine of fifty dollars against the city attorney lor protesting. This court wishes to say that he is tired of being slapped by boards and bull-ragged by swamp lawyers. This court has been in the State of Arkansaw nearly one year, and as yet has failed to see a sober day. "Why is this? asked the freckled faced sons of ham strung civilization. This court would modestly reply that it is on account of hurriedly made whisky. Tho American people do not take time enough in the preparation of their liquor." "That ain't the trouble, Jcdge," exclaimed an old squatter who bad been arrested forfeiting whisky without a license. "What is the trouble, sir?" "Why, sah, the 'Merican folks drink the whisky fore it has time to git cool." Mr. Clerk, credit this man with fifty dollars for making a sensible remark. JXow, sir," turning to the squatter, "you can go home. This country has no right to im prison a man who has correctly estimated the evils of a great social principle." drfamsavKjTraveler. Exactly What Is Sought After. A safe, reliable, harmless, not re pnlslveTpmedy that can be taken with out changing tho regular diet or dior ganinK the sjstem; a vegetable om pountt assi-tinR niture to Ret rid of im purities in a R-adual manner as nature Intended. Such is bimmous Liver .Reg ulator, and a trial proes this to the most skeptical. Complete satisf action is ouarantee'd, and certainly it is a sat isfaction to find tbe head clear, the bowels regurar. the blood purified and the breath sweet "Dootor," said the patient, "I believe there's something wrong with my stomach." Read all the advertisements of spring medicines, and then take Ayer's Sarsaparilla. For lame Hack, Side or Unest use Shuon's Porous Plaster, Price 25 cents. For sale by J. C. Dement PA0T3 AHD NEWS. There were 15,409 deaths in Chicago last year. There are 292,160 persons in New York city who do not speak English. Only about ono-half of the street cars of St. Paul and Minneapolis havo conductors. Nineteen thousand more Irish men left their native land last year than in the year before. Connecticut is a comparatively small state, bat it has about 50, 000 miles of stone fenees. A Berrien Springs, Mich., family of four persons live on 19 cents a week, exclusive of house rent. Noither Sullivan nor Mitchell can go to France for ten years for fear of arrest. Happy, happy France! The Illinois state tax-rate last year was 42 cents on the 8100 and this has been the rate for many years past. Two weeks after tho blizzard, with the thermometer below zero New York jumped to a June day, with tho thermometer at 70. Spring Poetry as "Set Up" by an Apprentice Once more the time for sugar dawns; once more the poets and the robins sing; once more the editor's wate-basket yawns to catch tho poet's ode to gentle spring. Soon "Jane's sweet flowers" will claim the poet's care, then "fields of waving grain" a change will bring; then "au tumn's fruit" and "winter's frosty air" will give reprieve from madri gals on spring. But from the poet ess who sings of death the tired wabtp-basket never gets a rest; she tunes her iyre at every partiag breath to waft some spirit up among the blest. Special timber agent Bernhardt states that white inspecting timber lands iu Tillamook co.inty he saw many acres of blackened stump. He was told by. an old settler that on Hccount of a quart el between two'men twenty-five years ago, about so'ne rails which one had cut and the other claimed werf split too s-ni ill, tho rails were set on fire and the' set the fore-t on fire, mid this outcome was that 144 -iiuare miles or four townships of timber vort destroy ed. PliVMoiins, clergymen, and sci-eiitist-, unite in recommending Ayer's Cherry Perioral as an in valuablo remedy for throat and lung troubles. Tie Mi States RESTAURANT R. L, JEFFRIES, PROPRIETOR. Refitted, Ready For Business For The Season of 1888. Everjthing inScawi and Nicely Served 101 Experienced Cooks, Obliglna Walters. 1 0 The best placed bofore pur patrons. For a Good Meal, go to JEFFS At the Old Stand, on Main Street, To Gray's Harbor ! The Steamer GEN. MILES W. P. WniTCOMB, Master, Will leave for Gray's Harbor on or about Every Tuesday Morning. Commencing April 17th. For Freight or Passage apply to J. II. I. GKAT, AgentI.S.N.Co. For Sale. mWO MROF. FISHING BOATS, TERT JL suitaDie lor trap or me tenners. Apply to ' WM. D. SMITH. Upper Astoria. W. L. Bobb, Fire Insurance and Commssion Representing, (FIRE ASSOCIATION, of London. CALIFORNIA, oi aan rranciseo. STATE, of Salem. Cents Collected. Ofilce. rear ot Odd Fellows Bulldlnc, on Can gtrnt. AKlK" POWDER Absolutely Pure. This powder never vanes, A marvel ef purity, strength and wholosameness. More economical than the ordinary klnd and eaa not ke sold in competition with the multi tude of low test, short weight, alum or phos Bhate powders. Sold only in cans. BotjlIi axino powmb Co. 106 Wall-it.. N. 1 . HOTBLS-AND KBfaTAURANTS 0KBTO. SVBffSOIT. f. OOt-K THE EVENSON & COOK. On the European Plan. LARQB OLBAIT ROOUB, A FIRST-OLASSeESTJ.BTU.Itr Board by the Day, Week or Month. Private Rooms for Fannies, Etc. Transient Custom sdioited. Oysters, Fisb, llsatj, Bts , Cooked to Order, WWRK St., Oyp. fwd Jk Stokes A FIRST-GLASS SALOON Raa U r-Matcflta with tht Precipes. Tie B'st tf WINE1, LIQUORS ANB CIQARi. Coed BtUAttt Ttoi aad Frivat Cud KtffKU THE Casino Restaurant Oua bleot froa the 0. K. ft 2?. Dock, M.M. SERRA, Proprietor. A Good Waal- For 25 Cents. Ojsters 1b aay Style, 2i osnts. la connection with tills Pcrular Bestin rant li run a fl st-olos Salosn, well stocked with choicest Wines, Liquors and Cigars. lTew . York Restaurant. GEO. BAKER. Prop'r. 0?fslt Uarray C.'s, Water street. AGood.Clean Meal Furnished At Eeasosablo Bates, and Satisfaction Cuaranteod. Oysters in Every Style, CJeme, etc. Toa are iailtsa to cill. -AOENCT or IAN FKANOISee. Astoria, Oregon. Ganaeri SoppliesatLowestPrices Fin aid Ilarlae laiuraaet at Can ast rates. Humo's Building, Water Street. B. B. CUSHMAN, :r Aet. B. H. OOLEMAN BANKER. ESTABLISHED 1870. Trusaots & General Banking Business. Drafts drawn available In any parteftb 0. 8. and Europe, and oa llonj Koog, China Orncx Hovits : II A. M. te s r. it. 0 Fbilows Sviuinre, Astoria, Orecsa. Ship and Commission Agency FIRE INSURANCE IX fflKST GLASS COMPASIE BtprusntiDg sia.eoe.oe PHCENIX, Hartford, Conn. HOME, Nw Tork, AQ&KCT PACTPZC EXFHBSS CO . I. UPSHUR. Cpnfrsi! HofpS CowCo m riaaa strMv-rttavf - M$, ei? CASH 888. Spisag Stales! My eumpletemsnt of STRAW, FDR and WOOL HATS direct from BASTBRN MANUFACTURERS ar now in stock, and which spsak for themselves as to STT7.B, QUALITY and PRICE. Spring and Suxazna? 1388. -FULL Men's, Youttf and Boys' ClotMn fine Shirts, Underwear, Etc., IN FURNISHING GOODS. Trunks, Valises, Umbrellas, Blankets,Quiltsf Oil Clothing, Eto, Etc 0?pesUe(TweenneUW. Sirast Sailraad !&WlrraJMMfteqP35sanOT n tC HME M EQUAL ! rfsntnrvrfffe - r4rff g tJJJWNrlUSRNIrSrtNMAT5f 4$S3& V M HOUSE FOUHDEO. I78--T JsZt&r 6RAND PRIX PARIS, 18T8, AND OKANB 8ROS3 OF THE LEGION D'HONNHTO. They receivod the ONLY GOLD MEDAL For FLAX THREADS at the Eioa&on Fisheries Exhibition 1883. And have been awarded HIGHER PRIZES at the various SONAL Than the goods of any other IN THE WORLD. Quality Can f&toays be Depended on, Exneriencsii FiiiS Use no Oier. HEIOLY BOYLE & Co., 517 and 519 Market Street, . - - SAN FRANCISCO AGENTS FOR PACIFIC COAST. Seine Twine, Rope and Netting Constantly on Hand, SEINES. POUNDS and TRAPS furnished to order at Lowest Factory Prices. & ejfrtvnty Consisting of 4 CAR X.OADS of fine Aitistit and Plata Furniture, Carpels, Oil Cloth. Madras-Silk LACE AND POKTIERE CURTAINS, Dado Shades, &c, Has Arrived. These goods were purchased direct from Eastern Maanrxotureri and saijx4 befere the reeant adraaee iarsisht, the l.aneats thereat we propose te share with ear customers. Oall and S5 Us HA8. KBILKORN. ONE PRIOE. SOFT, STZFF, POCKET LINE IN- LstOri&, OSTGgOZXa railing by the dor. ?gnacaaeaa r i w 1 1 mjnygj i m u . w1,! i jya EXPOSITIONS