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Nov. 21, 1H87.
CD. RAPIDS & WESTERN R. R UOINU EAST. Lv. Howard city Lv. NorthUrceuvllle. Lv. (Jreenvllle Ar. Ileldlns Ar. Ionia Ar. LutihlDK Ar. Detroit DETROIT, p in a in p at p in .... no s aw rt 31 l OS 4 '-'(J a :ui I 10 4 2H AM 1 27 4 45 .... 7 V.S 2 01 5 20 .... H 54 J l 7 3d II 40 5 4f) 10 20 "alui a in p m v ui H ( 1 10 10 10 fxl 3 34 8 48 7 30 12 Otl 4 fw 10 10 8 37 fi 30 .... 8 IU 12 M 5 47 ... , H 21; 2 V.' -W h .ST I 3 M rt 2S UOINU WfcST. Lv. Detroit Lv. Lansing Lv. Ionia Lv. Melding Lv. tlreenvllle Lv. North Greenville.. Ar. Howard i:ity Additional trains lt-avo (Sreem illt fir Melding at H:50, ami IO:.V) a. ni. und rt:mi p. in. Leave Melding for t Jrccnvlllo at 10:1.) u. in., 7: 'JO p. iu. SAtJINAW & (lltAND UAIMDS COING WIST UOINU KAHT. a mi i nil a ml p in 12 20 Ar....(3rand ItutiUN. ..Lv. 7 101 8 OS 4 20 5 18 5 M II !! 10 4 10 10 8 32 7 :v Ceilar Springs Nortti Umnville Stanton .... Kilmore Lv Saginaw Ar. 8 42 7 21 0 20 0 y :w rt M 11 :d vt 3o 10 30 7 0.-i 7 So 4 4." Q F. YVkhstkk, Uko. DkHavkn. Agent, General 1'ass'r Ag't. Melding. Grand Rapid. Grand Rapids & Indiana It. It. TIIK "riSIWNU LINK." lime card in effect Dec, 5, )s!7. UOINU KOHTH. (il)INO SlU'TH. II p m f 25 01 8 15 fl 3H 7 21 7 50 V 05 No 7jNo I; p in a m a in p in a ni o :m 5 15 II 15 5 4ii 4 33 10 17 27 4 IH'10 23 2 15 7 45' t J rand itapuls ai 8 21 ! .... Kockford.... 8 :w ..Cedar Springs. 8 5l . Howard City. . 2 51 3 05 3 28 4 12 4 'i0 3 52 1 W 55 ST, 3 00, 13 41 .Hig Uapids... ..Keed City... . .Cadillac 3 57 3 25 2 05 a in 4 42.10 13 8 40 7 40 5 45' 11 13 1 30 p in p in 7 50 9 20 I Traverse City.. . . . 1'etosUev MacklnawCity. Ill 15 10 iiul y 15 y oo! 8 25 2 4: 10 40 4 20 The G. It. & I. "Michigan in Suniiner" eon taining maps, views and descriptions of Michi nan Summer lienor!, sent tin application to U. L. Loi'KWdoii, 1. 1. vt T. A., Grand Kapids, Mich. NOTICE. We, tho iinilersined,do hereby ajree to refund the money on two 23-eent bottles of Baxter's Mandrake Hitters If it fails to cure constipation, biliousness, sick headache, or any of the diseases for whieh it is recommended. Also will refund the money on a 50-eent bottle of Downs' Elixir, if it does not euro any cough, eold, eroup, whooping cough or throat or lung diniculty. We also guarantee one 2"-eent liottle of either of tho above to prove satisfactory or money refunded. W. I. 1u:nhdict, W. A. DUTT, Fisiv Hangs, IIOLMKSA: CONNKLL. FOR SALE CHEAP 1 double stirfacer and matcher, counter thaft and belts. 1 single surfacer and matcher, counter shaft and bolts. 1 pony plainer, counter shaft and belts. 1 morticer, 1 tenouter and fixtures belts, etc. 1 resawing machine arid belts. Kip saw tables and cutoff tables with saws and belts. Lots of pulleys, shafting and shaving blowers. 2 stoves, tire proof safe, desk, chairs, table, etc., porch fixtures, spindles, colums, railings, mouldings, cas ings, head and base blocks, hard wood flooring", base boards, cheery lumber, surfaced cherry waiiiM ot ing, oak and sycamore lumber, 1 pair of bobs, 1 spring wagon, tent and many other things. Farming lands, houses and lots in and near Belding. Call on V. l Spen cer for particulars. Spvnvor V- Hills. THE GREATEST BOOK 0? THE AGS! Should be la Every Heme and Library. Tfis People's Ble lllslonj I writtPi) by Rk'ht Hon. Wiliiiini Kwurt (il iil-toiio, J- -Hreinier of Oreiik Diitinn urn! Irelnml, li-i t-r. Kim.; Uv. A. M. hiiyrn. LUieen'H ( olle':. Otfoiat, hn.. Iiv. Smimel Ives I'lirtiis, 1. )., Chiivirn 'I lieo!iii'iei( Seminary. Cliit'ieto. 111.; liev. k re.li ic VN . I iirrnr. I l , K.K.S., llfiin of CiinM'rlMiry, iiiiterlmry, J ritf : l!iv. ):!rniT ll.Ciil'eti, Il.l.,'l ultH Collect', iTVii!.. M.h. 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Elkhart, Indiana 50 YEARS' EXPERIENCE Tradc Marks Designs Copyrights Ac. Anron npndlng a nkr.lrh and flfucrlptlon may Quickly aoprtiri fntr opinion free whether an 'riTPnlloti Is prohnMr rmtcntaMn. rommnnlrn t lotin t rtctly rinrii1ptitlnl. lIin1bKili on I'atenta nt free. OMt nirenrjr fur fmrtinnn pateTitn. l'HfMitn tnkon throuifh Munn h Co. reeelTO HrcUU notice, without clmrtre, In tb Scientific Jlinericait. I A hund-iomplf inntrteil weekly. T.anreat rlr- dilution of mi? prlentiflo lournnl Terms. . m Tfnr: fourmiioths.il. r"oll hy nil Tiewgilfn)frs. HUNfl & Co.56'8-" New York Uranch tifflee, 635 F Ft., Washington, D. C. rTRAHKLINl 'nr. KUea and .uracil atreet DEITROIT, MICH. Rate, Sl-'iO U S?.oo wer Day. 1 HOUSE Only ens Mnek fro an WooHworal ta4 JfTeron ,At. Kle.rate Servleo, Strata If eat, Kleetrln I.l(hta, Tllo Floora, Kte. H. H. JAMES A SON, Prop'rs. India COLD STORAGE. Maklug- m Kefrigerator IMant That Coola llutter Without Ire. In answer to an inquiry iu The Coun try Gentleman on how to make a cool ing room for butter and how to keep it eoul after made a writer gives direc tions fur the construction of n refriger ating plant. In thid plant the ammonia machine is used, which reduces tho temperature without the use of ice. The butter must bo kept all to itself iu the conliug room. Tho cooling room must bo perfectly insulated, or heat will get iu, no matter how thick its walls. The room and the machine which makes it cool are described as follows: Tho usual practice for iusulatiug atone walls would bo applicable here to wit, to coat the interior of tho walls thoroughly with cement, pitch or ouo of the heavy refrigerating paints made for insulating purposes, to fill up all crevices in the wall and make a smooth surface, then eet up 2 by 12 iuch joists vertically at, say, 12 inch centers and uail rough boards horizontally to the joists, filling the space between tho joists with dry sawdust, this sawdust space beiug protected top uud bottom against all pusible leaks of moisture. Over tho boards lay two courses of iu sulatiug (not merely building) paper, breaking joiuts by lapping the paper, theu uail 2 by 4 inch or 2 by (J inch joists again, breaking joints with the first course, set vertically, nailing ou more rough boards and two more courses of insulating paper as beforo, thus forming a dead air spuco from 4 to ii inches wide, ceiling tho whole inside with dresseil and matched flooring (if Dot too expensive, spruce would be tho ideal lumber) fur inside finish. A still better insulation would bo to make two air spacen, putting one of them next the wall, but 1 think the above would au swer in this case and would be moder ate in cost as well as saving of space. The door should also bo carefully made and hung, being insulated with paper, dead air space, etc. Cold storage doors may now be bought ready to hang and are better and much cheaper in tho long run than any tho local carpenter or builder is likely to supply. As to tho machine, ono of the "small" type would answer, such ns are built by a number of makers in tho east and west. Taking as a basis a G by G inch ammouia a compressor, which would be ample for present needs (and also for a space double the size named, iu case of desired eulargeintut of cooling room space, at no exp use for machinery ex cept piping iu the cooling room), such a machine, including ammonia charge, ammonia condenser, piping for cooling surface in the room and everything complete and first class, arranged for direct expansion of ammonia in the room pipes, would cost in the neighbor hood of, say, 700 f. o. b. at tho factory and would weigh about 3,500 pounds. The cost for setting up would bo about 1 5 a day and expenses of one man from the shop till his return thereto, tho work of erecting requiring about a week's time. It is also customary to keep the erecting engineer about the plant for a week longer that ho may instruct the engineer who is to operate tho plant after his departure. Tiiis is the direct cooling system, the movement of ammonia gas through the piping carrying oil the heat from the room, which in turn is removed from tho ammonia gas by the cooling water passing over the condenser piping. If the eninu is run continuously day and night, this would be tho preferable sys tem, but where tho engine is stopped at night it is usual to use the indirect or brine circulating system. Tho brine by this method is first cooled by ex panding or vaporizing the ammonia iu coils of pipu placed iu a brine tank, and then the brine is circulated through tho cooling pipes iu tho room. The con struction of a plant on this system would cost somewhat more, because the tank and its piping and tho brine circu lating pump would iiave to be provided iu addition, but it has this advantage that a body of cold may bo stored up in the brine for circulation through the cooling pipes iu tho room during the night, thus permitting the engiue and compressor (ice machine) to be shut down overnight. A ten horsepower engine would be more than ample, since tho compressor would not need power exceeding four horsepower. Tor the condenser there would be required four gallons of water per minute at a temperature of 70 de grees, und more if the temperature is higher tlmn that. Assuming that an en gineer is already employed who could give the refrigerating machine such at tention as it may need, tho cost of oper ating may be estimated as follows: Cost of four horsepower at $3 per horo- power per mouth 10 00 17-',M) gallon of water at 10 cents per I.uijO gallon.- 17 28 Expenses fur oil mid Hundrienper month 10 00 Total $47 "8 Or an average of $1.G7 per day, or, with an engineer at (50 per month, i?:j..r7 per day, not including interest on tho investment. The machine has obvious advantages over tho ue of ico. The milk producers in the vicinity of New York city are forming an ironclad utinn to protect themselves from tho middlemen. They will attend not only to tho shipping of tho milk, but also to its distribution in New York city, wh-re depots will be established. If they hang together and uho heir brains, thcio dairy farmers will be able to coi3 not only with the railroads and transportation companies, but to keep the middlemen's profit for their own pockets. It is a matter of determination and tisintf their brains. Old papers for sale at this office 25c per hundred. GUERNSEY. Imported Cow Equal to Ueat of liar II reed. In America. Here is the picture of a remarkably fine Guernsey cow, imported from her native Chauuel island. Tho illustration is copied from Tho Country Ueutleman. The Guernsey is making a tight race with tho honored Jersey for popularity in America. Tho Jersey suffered groatly from the story that tho breed was deli cate and was given to tuberculosis. That, however, was not the fault of tho Jer sey herself but of her avaricious and reckless owners. Bent on having her make a great record, they fastened her up in a close stable and stuffed her night uud day and forced her like a hot- IMPORTED GUERNSEY". house cauliflower. At tho same time they bred these cattle in and iu to the last degree. The result that followed was oxactly to bo expected. The origi nal rugged breed from Jersey became weak aud diseased. The liko policy has not yet been pur sued to the same ruinous extent with the Guerusey, and it is to be hoped breeders aud dairymen have now learn ed better sense. We consider the cow iu the illustration as fino a spocimeu of the pure dairy shape as is often seen, without uuy of tho weakness or under size that sometimes characterizes milk cows. She is robust and strong in build. We commend especially tho form and position of tho udder. It runs far enough forward to prevent its being greatly iu the way of the animal. Her fine, soft coat and the loug, thick, silky hair of her tail are also to bo noted. This fine cow has a record of 55 pounds of milk in one day. How He Got Cuntoiuera. A western farmer who had been sell ing his milk for 2 cents a quart thought he would try for a part of tho trade of a small town near him where the retail price was G cents. Ho invited the peo ple to come out to his farm upon a cer tain day, and he showed them over the farm, exhibited his stock aud explained his system of feeding and general man agement. Then came the milking. The milkmen came out with clean shirts and snow white aprous, bringing pails of hot and cold water. They thoroughly washed their hands, and tiieu the ud ders and teats of the cows with warm water and castile soap, rinsiug them carefully and wiping dry. The vessels for holding the milk were bright and clean, the stables and stalls were clean. The milk was strained, aerated, quickly cooled and placed in a cool, clean cellar. All the details were) explayied to the visitors as the work progressed, and they went home satisfied that there they could obtain clean and wholesome milk. The next day he sought customers aud found u market for all he could sup ply at G cents u quart, or a cent above the market rate iu the town, and it was but little more trouble to deliver it than to have carried it to the railroad station aud seud it to Chicago for 2 cents a quart. American Cultivator. Illufe ting- the Milk Cellar. A correspondent of Tho New Kng land Homestead writes: When I put the milk down in the cellar this spring, I was greatly troubled by tho mold that formed wherever I spilled a drop of milk on the cement floor as well as ou the shelves aud cupboard doors. I wash ed und I wiped and I scrubbed, and the more I fussed aud worked the worse it became. Finally in desperation I took some of the lime out of the box iu the cellar, where it had become air slacked, and put it ou the cupboard shelves, and, slipping my hand into a paper sack, I rubbed it in all over the shelves and door. Then I scattered some ou the floor, aud with an old broom scrubbed it as you would water ou a wood floor. Then I swept it out, and after that, whenever I spilled anything I would immediately cover it with lime. Once a week I gave everything a good lime scrubbing and sweeping, and my cellar was far cleaner und sweeter than it had been before. Dairy and Creamery. Heifers may be bred at from 18 months to b years old. As a rule dairy cows get their growth before those of beef breeds. If a heifer is large and well growu. she may be bred earlier thau the one of slow growth. Whitewash your creameries, milk premises and stables from top to bottom. Creamery men should not forget that whitewash and lime are the best aud cheapest disinfectants and absorbers of foul odors known. Itemembt r and forget it not that May is tho month iu which to breed cows to come iu fresh in February, aud that no starter or anything else has been dis covered that will make the butter come equal to afresh cow or two in February. llemember that it takes fodder corn from 100 to 125 days to mature. If you waut it ready to feed iu August and September, when the pastures become short, couut up the time and plant ac cordingly. Before you plaut fodder corn bo suro to test the seed. Much work and many dollars have been lost because tho dairy farmer did not examine bis fodder com seed before planting. In constructing an ice chamber put it above the articles that you wish to havo kept cold. Always put the ico above, because cold air is heavy and falls to tho lx)ttotn. Life is too short for aught but high endeavor. MUNICIPAL PATRIOTISM. Kevatla hied'a Views ou C'actua tlulch and Coyote City. Yes," said Nevada Ned, "I'm as patriotic a citizen as there is in Cactus Gulch. I'm fer Cactus Gulch against the world and. especially against that little settlement of bums and ex con victs called Coyote City. But this here municipal patriotism can be carried too far. Aud I'm of the opinion that our town council, while, of course, actuated by tho most praiseworthy motives, have Ut their zeal get a little reckless." "Why, what did the town council do?" I inquired. "Well, you see, there was a quite a little rivalry between our town and Co yote City. We're each tryin to do up tho other in hustle, enterprise aud ev erything that goes to make up a pro gressive modern city. Now, as I said, I'm for Cactus Gulch first, last and al ways. I nover go over to Coyote City !jut what I have a fight beforo I havo jeen there fivo minutes. When they lynch one man over there, as soon as we hear of it wo go at it and lynch two. If they make big preparations for a howlin old Fourth of July celebra tion, wo just do a little hustlin und beat them by having our Fourth of July blow out as early as Juno 25. All this is perfectly legitimate, but the last wrinklo is just a little too big." "Yes, but what was it?" "Why, you see, one of our boys got shot at Coyote City last week. We didn't make any fuss over it. Such things is expected to happen once in awhile. But it set them fellers over there to blowin like a steam eugino. Their little local paper has a whole page of jokes on tho marksmanship of our boys, and they've been challengin us to all sorts of shootin scrapes. Tho thing was fairly gettiu unbearable, and last night our town council took ac tion. Tho council resolved to send word to Coyote City offcriu to stand ten of our citizens up in a row iu front of the postoflice and havo them perfectly un armed. Coyote City could send over ten of their be.kt shots, und they could stand just across the street and shoot at our men until they had emptied every chamber in their guns. If anybody was hit, our town was to bear all tho ex penses. Now, for one, I don't mind staudin up there, but I don't just relish tho idea of havin i'ny guns somewhere else durin tho performance." And I turned away, anxious to finish my business in Cactus Gulch and bo away beforo this contest of skill took place. W. G. Brooks iu Up to Date. True irratii-M. "I am iu favor of war," shouted tho politician, addressing a crowd of voters whom he wished to give him the bene fit of their snirrages. "I believe in a foreign policy that will bo felt from China to Cuba from Moscow to Mud sock. I believe in the virtue of Ameri can arms. I worship the old stars aud stripes. I believe in raising on high on all occasions" He glanced around and saw that his audieucewas composed maiuly of farm ers. " tho price of wheat." His patriotic war spirit won him the pledge of a vote from every man pres ent. New York World. Had to Ite Done. "Must I tear myself away?" ho cried. "Alas, I fear you must 1" she replied. There was much of truth in what they said, too, for they had just discov ered that some ono had overturned a pot of glue ou the seat on which he had thoughtlessly been sitting for tho last two hours. Unless they could find tho saw it was evident that he would have to tear himself away. Chicago Post. He l'romiftcd. "Oh, George," she cried after ho had kissed her, "you'll never tell any one, will you?'" "Never have tho slightest fear on that score," ho replied, aud it must have been tho way he said it that made her angry. New York World. Ilia Motto. "Of course," said tho householder in a mild attempt to be gay, "of course you are a violator of the law as made by man, but after all" " Yep, " tho burglar interrupted, "that is jist what lam after." Cincinnati Enquirer. No Chance at All. Frizzell Why, 1 don't believe butter would melt in her mouth. Buzzell It wouldn't get a chance at our house. We never have anything but oleo. Bostou Transcript. One Definition. Tommy Pa, what is "horse sense?'.' Mr. Callipers It consists in kuowing when to say neigh, my sou. New York Journal. Would Help Ilia Feeling Sloppy Rhodes Say, Bo, did ycr bpar about tie joke er lady plr.od on Weary here yesterday? Bo Bummell Nope. Wot wuz it? Sloppy Rhodes W'y ho told her he wuz wery sick, an she gavo him a piece o' soap, told him ter wash his bauds an ho would feel better. Up to Date. The common pond frog's natural lifetime is twelve or fifteen years. l ' l '5 .r j vt ilieh lighu. The man who nonets tbat he bai no tices frequently overlook lying. Never put off till tomorrow what you can get somebody tl to do for you to day. If fresh ah could to fold iu bottles, 11 oilier tonics would be run out of the market. Life is a procession in which the brass band always quits playing just before it gets to your house. When a woman knows how to in dorse a check, hhe thinks she is too clever for a mere domestic career. A woman's patriotism in a secret feel ing that tho country needs all other men to fight for it except the one she loves best. Chicago Kecord. L)reaii. Mrs. Young I dreamed last night that mother was coming to stay with mo for a month. Mr. Y. Ah, dear one, dreams al ways go by contraries. Mrs. Y. And I als t ("named that you said I couldn't hav.) r i. w dress. Mr. Y. H'm, funr; , 1 i't it, how true some dreams come? Pick Me Up. Not So Stupid. Hopeful Mother (to benignant gen tleman) Oh, my poor son is not bright as yet. Ho seems, indeed, to be very dense. Yet 1 do not despair. 1 trust his intellectual powers will increase with ago. Benignant Gentleman My dear road am, do not doubt it. Often children who are precociously bright lose their cleverness as they grow older, and, iu fact, become stupid as men or womeu, whilo the dull youth grows moro acute and becomes a man of much intellectual power. Supposititiously Stupid Sun (to be nignant gentleman) What a bright boy you must have been I Judy. How Mii Looked at It. "If thero is a war," she said, "I shall voluntetr, but not as a nurse." "Theu how will you go?" "As a vivaudiere. " "But, my dear girl" "Oh, you needn't try to discourage me. I think the vivaudiere costume would bo much more becoming to me." J Then he recalled that twice within the last few months h had taken her to see a comic opera. Chicago Post. Not to lie Thought Of. "Havo you selected your topio for a graduation e ssay?" said tho dear girl's mother. "Yes. It is 'The Injurious Restraints of Superstition, Ancient aud Modern.' " "That's very interesting. You must get right to work on it." "Oh, dear, nu! You wouldn't have me begin it on Friday, would you?" Washiugtou Star. No Chance For Illni. Two Atlanta darkies wero discussing the war situation yesterday. "Well, sub," said one, "wo u sho' gone dis timol Dey aiu't no 'scape ter us. We is toetotally gone 1" "How come?" "W'y, dey got guns now dat kin shoot 20 mile guns tiat'll keepa nigger runnin all day long n ketch him in de nighttime!" Atlanta Constitution. KomethlDg We Can All Cnderatand. Little Willie Pa, what docs the word "armistice" mean? Pa Well, if you and somebody else wero to get hold of two ends of a poker aud you discovered that you had the hot end and so let go, you would be granting an armistice to the other fel low. Cleveland Leader. Not the Coon Kind. Clip Why ou earth are you wearing that couTt plaster facebeen taking in a coon cake walk? Slip No, safety razor. Aiuslie'a Magazine. The Way of a Maid. Bho wum n nialil of notions strange Cone ruinn man. Ik-r fancier took a goodly range. Ah woman's run. She ruid sho loved an eye of gray. Aly own are Llue. I would I could In any way Have changed their hue. Tho ort of hair thut pleased her teat Was brown, he wiiJ. Which cauHi-d me oft tiuiireme unrest. My own in red. Her taste In "none" waa aquiline. Oh, cruel rub! In vulvar )nirlanro one lika mine Is termed a snub. ho liked a stately miin and tall. Alan, my fate Han bl HHcd mo with a stature small. Not five feet tight! Bhe doted on a figure Klitn Without a doubt I rould not satisfy that whim, For I aui at out. And, knowing thl. how could I dare (A boor liko mc) To nik that maid her life to ahare My wife to Ikj 1 And yet 1 did, egregious aaa, I munt confess. I ro!jed the uucHtion, and, alaa, Hhe amtwerod, "Yen." -Hydney Bulletin. Live with wolves and you will learn to howl. maziKuvi 'Hi 1 ii' '. lie Throw Away the BootJack 1 and shoe horn and get n pair of Lewis' "Wcar-Rcsistcrs." Jvisy to put on, easy to take oil. Always fit 7vell, but never fit tihl. No pinch ing anywhere fect or pocket book. The easiest, most durable ready-to-wcar shoes made arc the J. B. LEWIS GO'S 11 Vear-Resistors" Latent models, all sizes, for men, women, children. "Lewis" stumped on every shoe. J. II. I.KW 14 (!., 9 lioalun, Maui. LEWIS "WEAR-REGISTERS" li. It. SI'llSCIilt. Kohl I ii is, MWh U tho most patient creature on earth. Even though sho has aches und pains .sho must do her du ty to )ior family and society. Her timo to her is precious. OAK 1JALM is her ImhaIjIIkmedy bee ;iu ho she can cure herself of till fom;t lo complaints in the privacy of her o w n home ; hence sho saves time .ind money. M out women are economical; OAK HALM economizes t imo and money. THOUSANDS CURED AT HOME EVERY YEAR. TRIAL BOX AND TREATISE FREE. THE HflGER MEDICAL GO.. SOUTH DErJD. I ".'DIANA. Sold ;iiid ri'coinniein'.i il by Hrs. liinma M. (.'oldring, Sole aeiit for Ionia '., I. like 0Icki, .Mich. The Leading Specialists cl America T 20 YEARS IN DETROIT. 250,000 CURED. WE CURE EMISSIONS Xnthinir : n h" it . ro 1 in.i.iliziiiK to yoiiiitf -r mi I'lh' nv. I men limn tliu ;rcx eni'O f tlir-o "jiiirltt ly !'!'-'." They lroluci wf:ikni', iiitviii-iic!. a fceliim of (li.-Kit ixii'l a li'.lo t i :i'm of ymi'toin-. They iit.lit a man i ir Ini-im'". married lifo'nmi .mial I. a pj.ini . No mutter whetliiT c:n;-' l I y evil haliu in youth, niitunil vrakin"--' or nwiinl exiTccH. our .New Me'li'i'l "i ii'aiim n:, will jMiHtivcly A euro Vcu. 3 Mn ri lorr- wn pay l!e:i'ler. 'ii'hif I h l. Parly nlmsnor Irj Inter ere?- 4 may have weakened ymi. Kxiiosure limy lia v n ilir-eased tut. You It V" II''V-r II'" I III IIIM'I. mh .Mil ..niii.n will cure j'-u. You run m iik. 250,000 CURED Viu it' Alan Y"ii ti'' I -a lo. feeble f Tl and liar'ai'l; iiervoiix, in ilal.lo uihI cx 81 tituMo. Y" i liei'.uiM! foriretlul, inoroe Iril on,l dix-Mim i Tit : "tc icm mi. I Mltll'l LJ Hilllkeu ejf-, wrinkled f.tee, t-tnoiiiijr T'iriil IHi'l ievvfii-i coiiiih'iiiiih'; icii-iii tho I'lit-lit. ( f yt ur i leiiee. fill 3 WE CURE VARICOCELE 2 K matter li.e.v mt'ioih your cap may ilm .r linn- I. ni.r vnii im i v have had if. our rtpjxNKW .Mi.iiion 'i i; i: r.M i:nt will euro it. Ill" "vviiimy veil,-" rclum ti Ki their normal i Iiimn nn l heneo the 11 FPXiial ot'tii reeiivo pricier nourii-li- j'j merit. 'J ho oicai,.-) 1 i !C italized, nil ?M unnatural drain or 1 een-o und z tl maiily hwm return, - temporary J hein lit. hat U pi i in' l ent e:no insured. V A No I UK. NO l'.Y. No oi'KUA-I'J m;ti;n- li ! tUilLS bUAKAfi 1 EtP h lTi.i VY.. treat atel cure r i I 1 1 1 LI , LJI M (IWA-VW i:.MISloNS. IMPOTKM'Y, J n a i . j.o.-h;. i;i.aiii;ic ani ku;R '3 - : ii ii i: 1 1 i it i i.i : . .ia Q'M iNI. di-'iiM!. I ' ,MililAlli, F'J KKi.i:. i;'uks I ki:i:. ciiakuks p l-VJ MUli; A I li. If unalil.- tucull. write I 'i Ta i' ,,i i irov in.wiv f..f Hi iM I' 1 11 I.I lr n i i .......... - - WJTKKAT.MKNr. y 1.9 !?"" Kennedys Kerganu M3 SHELBY STREET, li ntTDftir rmru W ion Li-irtWIly IIIIVIll rj VHEN IN DOUBT. TRY s jf -V StOld the trstol years, j'X find have cured thousands of iy Y C.i"' f f Nervous 1 'iseasr, such K f as 1 Icbihty, Di rines. Meeplesn" f5 T- v" I n? and VaMcoi.elc, Atrophy. &c 1 hy hav f They clear the brain, strengthen tin circulation, rnake (Jievlmn - perfect, and import a healthy f-iiv'K'r,r ,otn,! whole bring. All drains Slid losses pre cherVe.l Cfrnn R fyi!n fcrtn.nitntly. Unless tiatienis OUJiIq fjuiili are properly cured, their condi tion ctteii worries thrm into Insnniiy, (!orisump ti r or I)enth. Mail-'l yea V1. I'rii e ft jier bo; 6 hoxes, with Iron-clad legal cnaranfe to cure or refund the money, f 5 no. Send fur free Iwxilc, Address. PEAL M EClCINE CO.. Cleveland, 0. Sold liy IIoIim s .V Connell, Drugihts, Holvlinir Mich. tiiivle cuy Manurneturlnif liuMn r Miimjw. rvnd for Piioo l.it ,f Outfits to .1. I'. W. lioimnn To., l'il J; ,Fi'.v' ' to !,,', M'lltimorp, .Md.. l .s. A. t'atuhitfiio frt. Lvery Woman rnmetirrm needs a reli nb!e monthly regulating medicine. Dr. PEAL'S PENNYROYAL PILLS. WW. AoJMeUu:u.Cu , UeUad.u. . Soldby Holme & Connell UrugRM, lidding ft BUSy WOMAN l r