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On every box of the genuine will be found portrait and fac-simile signature of Dr. A. W. Chase. When Vice President Hobart return ed to Putersoii from Normanliurst, he brought with him a large number of goldtl.sh. Although they had been re moved from a pond where they led a wild life, they soon beeame tame and would readily come up to be fed. They beeame ko docile that when persons put their hands to the surface of the water the llsh would come up and nib ble at the lingers.' Mr. Hobart amused himself dally with the tlsh and gave them names. There was McKlnley, a silver llsh with a gold stripe down his side, and Hryan, a goldllsh with a silver stripe down his side. (Jeneral Miles was a portly fellow with a bright silver tall. Then there were Dewey, Sampson, Schley, llobson and other well known charac ters of the Spanish war. Sampson was the most dignified, but he did not last long. A cat seized him for a meal one day as he came to the surface. A Gnlllfet Story. A story that seems to be about equal ly pleasing to the friends and enemies of (Jeneral do (lalllfet has been recall ed oc invented-in connection with his recent order forbidding army ofllcers to appear in public in civilian dress. It is supposed to prove, says the New York Times, that the general has al ways been opposed to anything tending to assimilate soldiers with "peklns THE BeldinorSavinars Bank i BELDING, JY 1 MICH. Organized in 1SS!) and conducted under State Hanking Law. Money to Loan on Heal Kstate Mort gages on ea-y terms. Three per cent, interest paid on all Time and Savings Deposits. DIRECTORS: II. J. Leonard, I'rrs. A. N. Heldinj;, V. I'rrs. W. I'. lletlu riiitt.n, (). I Wcl.sler, ILL. I'aKf. Kluier K. K;ilt"s F. I 1 1 : 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 .-1 1 1 . Patronage Respectfully Solicited. Clias. S. Pelcli, Cashier. Daily Papers! Leave your order with me for your dailies- All the Grand Rapids, Chicago and Detroit papers on sale. Delivery promptly made on arrival. W. A. 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"CONSIDER YOURSELF UNDER ARREST!" and therefore serves ns a basis for ei ther praise or blame, according to Indi vidual opinions of such a tendency. Anyhow, It's rather funny, and that makes it unnecessary even to wonder whether the tale Is true or not. Thus it runs: 'Once while on a tour of Inspection (Jeneral de (Jallifet was invited to a dinner given by several othcers of near ly ns high rank ns his own. On prepar ing to return to his hotel at the end of the repast ho was annoyed to lind that it was raining heavily. As he stood hesitating in the doorway (Jeneral VIu- tendon, then commander of a brigade, approached him and said, 'I have an umbrella and If you wish will accom pany you home.' The offer was gra ciously accepted. Arrived safe and dry at lils own door, (Jeneral de (Jallifet turned to (Jeneral Vincendon an old comrade, by the way and coldly said, '(Jeneral, you will consider yourself un der arrest for eight days as a punish ment for carrying nn umbrella while in full uniform.' There are no docu ments to show that this somewhat se vere decree was literally obeyed or not, but one can hope, Just for the sake of the story, that It was." SPEED OF STEAMSHIPS. Twenty-live years ago The Knglneer of London, the recognized authority on all matters pertaining to steamship navigation, made the prediction that the crossing of the Atlantic ocean by a steamship at the speed of -" miles an . hour was one of the things impossible of accomplishment. At that time the Atlantic had never been crossed by a j screw steamer at as high a rpeed as miles an hour, the Cunarder Scotia, the I last of the big shlewheelers, never do ing better than an average of 1 1 j knots. Therefore the prophecy of The j Engineer was not at all a wild one. Hut today there are steamers that have i reached the speed of IT, miles an hour, 1 and others are In course of construc tion which ore expected to surpass it. The fastest liner of today has dune more than nn average of -" miles. Her enormous engines and powerful propel lers, mighty powers of propulsion, have forced her through the roughest waters of the Atlantic at an average speed of 21 knots, which Is a fraction over I'd miles In the hour. The distance of the Southampton-New York mute is .",,(;) miles, which she covers, on the aver age, in r days and 17 hours, considera bly over L'." miles an hour for the en tire trip. Her mighty engines that throbbing, thumping heart down be lowrevolve about SO times per miu ute, or about ir7,(Ho revolutions to cross the Atlantic Leslie's Popular Monthly. An IndlKiinnt Mmitue r !-. Flnnegan, a Philadelphia messenger boy, Is thus quoted in the Philadel phia Ilcconl: ".list tell de great Ameri can publick Oat us messenger boys o' Philadelphia Is a-goin ter hold a indig nation meetln ter express our sympathy fer der Hritlsh an ter say we're ag'in de Itoers. We're t'rough wid de lioers since de mugs wot got up dat meet in at de 'Cademy o Music got a slob from New York fer to carry de message to Krugtr. Say, wot's de matter with us, anyway? Ain't we on de map? Are we counted out afore we gits into de ring? "Why, say, I seen dis New Yoik mug's plxture in de papers, an. say, he looks like a Willie boy all right, all right. James Francis Smith he calls hlsself. Wouldn't dat jolt you V .lames Francis Smith! Hully gee! Why, I bet he wouldn't know a Itocr from a fried egg. Dese here mugs Is Jist a-queerin dere own town, dat's wot dere a-doing. Kruger'll say to .lames Francis Smith, 'You cum from Phila delphia, don't youV An .lames Frau ds Smlth'll say: 'Not on yer tintypes. Dey couldn't git no kids dere wot wuz lly enough fer dis job. I'm from New York.' Dat's wot James Francis Smlth'll say. Anyhow, we're t'roi gh wid de whole push. Ie I'.oeis has lo-t our support, an you kin quote me as sayln It. An dat goes!" THE SPORTING WORLD. Hfa tarty 'If you nsk "Spike" Sullivan where he broke Into the lighting business, he will tell you nt Kinsalc, Ireland. If In Egypt the custom is for Princesses you ask him the name of the first man to hide their beauty oy covering the lower part of the face with a veil. In America the beauty oi many ox our women is hidden because of the weakness and sickness pecu liar to the sex. If the Egypt ian custom pre he ever fought, he will tell you Dan Kelly. If yn nsk him how long the light lasted, he will tell you nine rounds. If you as!? him what club pulled off the light, you are in danger of getting a funny punch In the chops. There Is a story connected with Sulli van's lirst light. Spike" was about 15 years old when he got his Initial try out. It was with bare knuckles, In front of an old tav ern, at Kinsale. One day "Spike's" fa ther told him to take the family horse down to the tavern for water. "Spike" lumped on the nag's neck and gave the A xx their unnealthy beast a few Jolts In the Hanks with his 1 complexion, from the eyes of the brogans, and away he went down the world with the veil of the Orient. road. On the way clown v. neighbor s boy, with whom "Spike" was not on friendly terms, brushed by the steed that "Spike" was steering and made some remark about Sullivan's mount being too la::y to trot his way to the water. "Spike" nt once made a propo- brinK. out a WOman's true beauty, sition lor a race, and It was accepted. it makes her strong and well in those The race was run. ami It seems the re- organS upon which her whole general mark about "Spike's" horse being lazy cmWXi depends. It corrects all men carried a good deal of truth with it. struaj disorders. It stops the drains Sullivan's steed was beaten oiT, and Gf LeuCorrhcca. It restores the womb , when "Spike" arrived at the trough the tQ itg propcr place. It removes the ; neighbor's l".v gave him the joyous rause Df headache, backache and E. It. Spunccr, Pres. F. It. Ciae, V. 1're--. M. A. Heed, Cashier. The People's Savings Bank OF- . BELDING, MICH. :i:,(M)0 Capital, $70,000 Stockholder's Mahililj. S peel nl attention given the LfJ"! SAVINGS DEPARTMENT ! sufferers would Nothing Like it in the City. be glad to cover their pr ematu r e wrinkles, their sunkencheeks. Bradfield's Female Hegulafor Cull iiml examine our System. No trouble to hhow and explain Its workings. Deposits of Mm unt upwards received and Hook jriieii. Hank opens for business Saturday evenie from IS toN o'clock. Foil the People, op the People ani hv the 1'eoi'le. giggle. -So ye bate m." said "Spike." "So I did that," replied the neighbor's boy. "Well. thin, ye nlver saw the day ye could bate me with these," exclaimed "Spike," exhibiting his mauleys proud ly. "IV gob, I'm not the one that won't try!" With tlds remark the neighbor's boy jumped on "Spike" and knocked him down. "Spike" was up in a hurry and soon put his man out. That was Dan Kelly, who at the present day heads "Spike" Sullivan's very creditable rec ord. "How many rounds did you light Dan Kelly at KinsaleV" asked a friend of Sullivan, after he hail heard about "Spike's" start in the fistic game. "Nine rounds," replied "Spike." "Nine rounds:" his friend asked in astonish ment. "How In the world did you ever count the rounds in a light like that, witli no referee, seconds or timers V "You see, it was this way," "Spike" started off. "I figured it out that I knocked Kelly down nine times. Nine times, you see, at that time meant nine rounds!" "I low do you explain that?" his friend Inquired. "Why, that's easy. We fought under London prize ring rules. Nine knockdowns was nine rounds to be sure, ami I had no trouble in counting the knockdowns. Ah, it ' was a great foiglit. I'll nlver forgit it." nervousness. It taKes me poor, de bilitated, weak, haggard, fading woman and puts her on her feet GOOD HOMES! J-f OUSKS and Lots can he fc bought of the lidding Huihl inp; and Loan association cheap and on easy terms. Knquiro at their office in the new Heldinij block Cor. Main and Hridge St., also houses to rent and money to loan. ADAM WAGNKK. 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For further particulars drop postal to 1. Sold hi I'islc l anijs, llt Ulimj. O. I5ox Prenrrved the Surveyor' sJile. There is a humorous side to the for eign troubles in China. The chief engineers of the railway that Is being built through Shangtun-: province by the (.icrmans complained to a taotol. or local governor, that the people pulled up and carried off the I Dittt'N Mnnt Not Conflict. ! Chairman A. (1. P.atclalder of the i National Cycling association board of control, lias determined that there will e no conllict in the matter of dates between the big cycle tracks this year, i This sort of bickering between the m-omotcrs lias been tounu tietrimeniai THE SAFE PAINT TO BUY. The following guarantee is on every can of I'rohlich's Magnet Hrand" Paint, No stronger proof of honest valiu is possible than this. GUARANTEE. If thin paint is not satisfactory In every way, in tin; iisinx uml lifter in the wearing, tell your denier, who will notify us, and we will mljusl the matter to your satisfaction. EDWARD FROHLIOH PAINT & GLASS CO., Detroit, Mich. FactoriesToledo, Ohio. It is the safe Taint, besides a given union nt. will cover more surface th:in any other Paint, making it the most economical Taint as It costs no more than inferior Taint. If vour dealer does not sell the "Magnet IJrand" Paint order dirrct from us and we will see that you are promptly supplied. Edward Frohlich Paint & Glass Co., Detroit. Toledo. stakes that his surveyors driven j to tlK ypolt iU1(i it ,as tvvQ tabooed Cecil Ithodm and the Fair Sex. It Is said by those who know Cecil Rhodes, the South African magnate, that he has a great aversion to the op posite sex, relates the New York Her ald. They say that while on a recent visit to London ho dined at the house of the Ilaroness Iturdett-Coutts, and later when he was discussing the af fair with his secretary the latter ask ed, "And whom did you take In to din ner?" "Oh, I don't know. Some Lady Somebody," was the reply. "Hut what did you call her?" "Didn't call her anything. Never spoke to her." HnRllah In French Schools. A Uuited States consul recently re turned here who evidently aspires to rival Mark Twain gives the following account of how English Is taught in the French schools: "Jean, you will stand up," said the master to his brightest pupil upon the occasion of the consul's visit. "Now, conjugate the verb 'I have a gold mine.' " "I have a gold mine," responded the bright pupil, with scarcely an accent. "Thou hast a gold thine. He has a gold hlsen. We have a gold ourn. You have a gold yotirn. They have a gold theirn." A Serlona Ileaalt. An April fool Joker nearly killed a young lady of Camden, N. J.. by plac ing a live mouse In an eggshell, cov ering the opening with plaster of parls. The egg was brought In for breakfast, and when the young lady opened it she had convulsions. Tho Banner and Detroit Weekly Tribuoo ono yoar for $1.40. Into the trround to guide the construc tion gangs In grading the riulit of way, so that he had been compelled to do the work over three or four tines. The taotol promised that the mischief should stop and said that he would give the matter his personal attention. The surveyors went over the line a'.iiu and marked it out carefully with wood en pegs. When they came back a few weeks later, they were disgusted to find that every one of the markers for miles had disappeared. The chief engi neer In the heat of his wrath rushed to the taotol to make complaint, and the latter, with a smile that was child like and bland, attempted to soothe him, saying: "The stakes are all right, every oik of them. I had my men go out and take them all up and keep them safely until you returned, and I have ot them tied up in bundles for you." Chicago Record. rhotoKrnphem nt tlie V. poult Ion. M. Millerand, the minister of com merce, has Issued the regulations? un der which photographers may piu'suu their art or pastime within the pre cincts of the exhibition. The use of hand cameras will be permitted jvl all times free of charge or restriction, but the use of apparatus standing on a tri pod will only be allowed up to 1 o'clock. In addition, this class of pho tographers must obtain written per mission from the commissioner general and pay a tax, which has been fixed at 25 francs for one day or 1.km francs for the period of the exhibition. Pho tographers, however, are all subject to the following regulation: "No exhibit may be photographed without the writ ten authorization of the exhibitor. The Interested persons must also obtain from the foreign commissioner gen erals or coucesslonnaircs authorization to reproduce their palaces or pavilions. They assume all responsibility for re productions they may make and guar antee tho administrators of the exhi bition against all claims." Loudon Standard. ettlnfc Arnnnil the ( oiiilllloiia. The University of California holds in trust a fund the Interest of which mut be used each year for 1 lie purchase of a medal to be presented to the mo -it advanced student. This year the In terest happened to amount to as much as $210, and the regents of the uni versity were at lirst puzzled to know how to put such a large sum into one gold medal. The conditions iim' which the trust is heM would not -mlt of giving the fortu.iafe student a $100 medal and the balance in cash, a was proposed, so It was decided to in close the medal In a cae into whvh the surplus gold should bo so wml, d that !t could be easily taken out a. 1 disposed of as the holder f'r.ht sco l.t. Wliile at Host on recently Chairman r.itelielder informed the managers of the Waltham and Charles River tracks, which are quite near together, that It would be well for them to divide this year's holiday dates and not fall to fighting over them, and they concluded to accept his suggestion. It is probable that Jay Laton and Archie McEachern, the cycle racers, will be matched soon for a scries of races at the Vailsburg track, Newark, N. .1.. early this season. These matches will include both sprints and paced dis- tamo races. Katon will probably win the sprints, but the distance and pur suit races will undoubtedly go to Mc Kachern. In all of the events the en tire purse and the side bet will go to the winner. NEW-YORK WEEKLY TRIBUNE. lor Nearly Sixty Years The Leatliug National Family Newspaper For Progressive Farmers and Villagers. Cruelet of Sports. Cockfight lug is one of the crudest of so called sports, and yet thousands of dollars are spent every year on this "pastime," if the term Is permissible. Those who are Interested In it have so An old, stanch, tried and true friend of the American People, from the Atlantic to the I'acilTe, and the pioneer in every movement calculated to ad vance tho interests and increase tho prosperty of country people in every Stato in the Union. For over half acentury farmers have followed its instructions in raising their crops, and in converting them into cash have been guided by its market reports' which have, been National authority. If you are interested in "Science and Mechanics'' that department will pleaso and instruct. "Short Stories" will entertain old and oung. "Fashion Articles" will catch the fancy of the ladies, and "Humorous Illustrations" and items will bring sunshine to vour household. TIIK WIOKKLY TUN JUNK is "The People's Paper" for tho entire United States, and contains all important news of tho Nation and World. Regular subscription price $1.00 per year, but wo furnish it and the BANNER 1 Year for S1.25 m:w Yomv tki-wi:i:kly tiiiiujni: CITAMIMOX l'ETKIt JACKSON. bred the birds until the prize game cocks that they use are really a dis tinct specie's very different from the ordinary ones. The picture shows a champion Eng lish feathered gladiator called Peter Jackson upon which the almost Incred ible sum of $so.OiH was wagered In a recent battle. Success Isn't poing around looking for people to pick it up. The (rent DovrllnK Tourney, The latest addition to the programme for the national bowling tournament, which will begin at Iloboken on July 1.". is the intercity championship con test. This contest will be open to one picked team from every city. Each team will consist of four men, each one of whom must be a resident of the city which his team represents. Prizes In suilicictit numbers have been provid ed so that one-half of the teams com peting will receive one. Applications for rntry In this competition will be open with the general committee at New Chambers street, New York, until M:iy 1". Men than one dozen teams have been organized now nud others ore forming. FIRU INSURANCES WM. F. 8ANDELL. Published Montlay, Wednesday and Friday. A complete, up to date, daily newspaper three times a week for busy people who receive their mall oftener than oneo a week. Contains all striking news features of THE DAILY TRIBUNE up to hour of going to prcKs; and is profusely illustrated. Regular subscription price $1.60 per year, but we furnish it and the BANNER 1 Year lor S2.00 Send all orders to tho BANNER, Belding, Mich. H VT - vAh TfiOCRLK & oTRICTTThTt. 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