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r . rrr ft The ordinary o very-day life of most of our women is a ceaseless treadmill of work. How much harder tho daily tasks become when some derangement of the female organs makes every movement painful and keeps tho nervous system all unstrung. Ono day she is wretched and utterly miserable ; in a day or two she is better and laughs at her fears, thinking there is nothing much the matter after all ; but before night the deadly backache reappears, tho limbs tremble, tho lips twitch it seems as though all tho imps of Satan were clutching her vitals; she "goes to pieces" and is flat on her back. No woman ought to arrive at this terriblo state of misery, because these symptoms are a suro indication of womb diseases, and backache is merely a symptom of more serious trouble. Women should remember that an almost infallible cure for all female ills, such as irregularity of periods, which causo weak stomach, sick headache, etc., displacements and Inflammation of tho womb, or any of the multitudes of illnesses which beset tho female organism may be found in 1" ' WLTLJ f ' -HI it! Best Thing to Tie to ior the Year 1904 is a Sayings Account in the BELDING SAVINGS BANK Beldinfr, Mich. CAPITAL, $25,000. SURPLUS AM) PROFITS, $12,000. 3 per cent interest paid on Savings Books and Certificates. W. S. Lambertson, Cashier.J DO YOU SUFFER FROM Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sore Joints, Sore Feet, Eczema Tetter, Catarrh, Sore Throat, Ilay Fever, Asthma, Throat Troubles, Files, Itching or Bleeding, Barn, Cut, Bruise, old Sore or any dis ease that begins vrith Fever, Swelling, or Inflammation? If so, we offer you a bottle of PARACAMPH FREE. If you have never tried Paracamph, send us this coupon to-day. This is our gift, made to convince you what Para camph is and what it can do. Don't hesitate, as this places you under no obli gations whatever. Cut out this coupon at once, fill out the blanks and mail it to j THE PARACAMPH CO., Louisiille, Ky. My disease Is I have never used Paracamph, but if you will send me bottle free of cost, I will try it. Name Street Address County and State (Give full address. Write plainly.) Remember, PAItACAMPn liwommfnil. d by surgreotis and physician. Vaed ly UhJetea the world over. Thousand of testimonial. Guaranteed perfectly MONEY TO LOAA ....BY THE.... Holding Utilltllng nni Zroon Aasooltitlon Te those who wish to build a house or pay of your mortgage; or in buying a home already built on easy terms of monthly install ments. For particulars call at their office. There la nothing better In Bcldin? for Investment than stock In the Del ding Building and Loan. Stock of which, Series No, 40, is now open tr all. A, WAGNlSlt. Secy. The HOLLISTERS Rocky Mountain Tea Nuggets A Bosy Medioloe for Busy People. 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Highest re ferences furnished. Local tnagis trates pecuniarily benefited by sending us claims. TABHR & WHITMAN CO., Warder Bld'g, Washington, D.C lhM'Ai 50 YEARS' Vj. ; EXPERIENCE ' f'r'r " -'1 Tradc Mafk designs f f 11 1 Copyrights Ac Designs Anrnne fx trlln n eketfh and rtperrlptlon may qnlokly huhtiuhi rmr omtn fre whet hr an lnvortt Ion I't'i.finl.lf nntpTtM. Commanlra tlftnaet rtrtly !. !l1tit lnl. HANDBOOK on I'atenU sent frco. tM.t.'st m-tirf for eerunnff patent. I'litotu tdk.fi throniih Munn A Co. rwcelft tprriai tuiHct, wit hunt churire, Intbu ScieiKilic American. A tinnrtnomHr Il!ntrti1 weoklr. lrtent rtr. rtilation 'f nnj unentinn Journal. Term a, f.l m yorx f"nr tnotitin, i.Holl by all tiewt?alera. KlUNil & Co.' Hew York Uraoch ORKo, C25 F PU Waablngton, !. U, br-- .Mm 7 Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. If there is anything In your caso about which REMEDIES OF INDIAN DOCTORS. Strenuous Enough to Discourage Shamming Sickness. It. L. Jsnes of Ontario, Can., told of soma of Ma experiences while tanr eling on a reoent trip in India. "1 was alck a few daya after I ar rived in India, and I immediately ap plied for medical assistance. It ohanced that no civilized physicians was to be had In the neighborhood, so I called for a nativo doctor. "An American friend who was trav eling with me, but who was familiar with the customs of the country, said: 'Very well, I'll take you to a doctor "He then took me a few hundred yards from the hut where we were at the time, and then when I saw the 'native doctor administering some of his medicines I at once lost all signs of illness and felt as fine as a 2-year-old. "One of their favorite ways ef treat ing in India is to raise blisters all over the body. This is accomplished by the application of a red-hot iron. The blis ter is then dressed with cayenne pep per. " 'Gunpowder pills also are a favor ite medicine in that part of the world. Twelve of them are given for a dose. A minute' later a coal applied to a slow match leading down the throat is inserted. A movement among the particles then takes place, which either eradicates the disease or the patient most commonly the latter." Mr. Jones stands sponsor for all this and vouches for Its verity. Loulsvillo Herald. Said to Bs Jeff. Davis Dollar. F. C. Rlchter, a Columt is merehanl, received In the ordinary course of business a silver dollar wbieh bears this Inscription: This Dollar was. Taken from Jeff Davis, Pres't S. C, when captured by Cols Prltchard and Harden in -Georgia, April 9th, 18C5. Presented to "Wilbur Andrews McCoy On his fifth birthday, Feb'y 10th. 18fi6. by his Father. It is believed by Mr. Rlchter that the coin was put in circulation acci dentally or that It was stolen from the owner. He will restore it to the person to whom it rightfully belongs. Cincinnati Inquirer. One of Them for the Company. A well-known comedian, celebrated for his eccentricities, bos-ded a street car the other day and duly paid his faro upon demand. Alter riding a block or so further he roJiiced ftn. other nicv and tendered the aame to the pR?aing conductor. The honest conductor refused the proffered r a, while tiie aoor vehem ently protested his desire to pay his fare. "You have given me your fare al ready," argued the man In the uni form. "I know," responded the comedian, "but this is foe the company." Every one laughed excepting the discomfited conductor, who had omitted to register the first collec tion. New York Times. ISrotally Tortured. A case came to light that for persist ent and unmerciful torture has perhaps never been equalled. Joe Golobick of Colusa, Cab, writes. "Eor 15 years I endured Insufferable pain from Rheu matism and nothing relieved me tho ugh I tried everything known. I came across Electric Hitters and It's the greatest medicine oi earth for that trouble. A few bottles of it complete ly relieved and cured me.0 Just as good for Liver and Kidney troubles and general debility. Only 60c. Satis faction guaranteed by Connell Bros. Druggists, ML you would like helpful. v UIS8 PEARL ACKERS. PARROT AS A DETECTIVE. Smart Bird Remembered Nickname Incautiously Used. A parrot belonging to a Mme. Tar by of Paris has won distinction by leading the police to arrest a band of clever ard notorious burglars. The band broke Into Mme. Tarby's house at a time when only the bird was within. At soon as the mistress re turned the bird, much to her surprise, saluted, her with "Hullo, big feetl" When she discovered the ransacked state of her house she sent at once for the police, and upon the commis sary arriving he vas also greeted by the parrot with the observation, "I. -Ho, big feetl" The commissary resented the re mark, and said, "Hush!" to the bird, which replied at once, "Oh, hurry up, big feet; you are slow, big feetl" The commissary turned to Mme. Tarby, and the latter, anticipating a complaint, hastened to explain to the Indignant officer that the bird had never used the expression before that day. At that a light broke In upon the commissary. " 'Big Feet is the nickname of a no torious burglar," he explained. "I see It; your bird has reported the rob bery." Following up the clue, the burglar and his accomplices were soon ar rested, and the blra Is to be produced as a witness against them at the trial WHAT PIKES FEED ON. Peculiar Diet Ascribed to Them by Truthful Irishman. There la a professional fisherman of ray acquaintance in Tipperary who kills many pike during the winter months, for which he finds ready sale in the town. He told me of one cus tomer of his who was in the habit of so beating him down in price that he felt Justified In resorting to somewhat Questionable means to increase the weight of his fish. In the manner of the winner of the stakes in the cele brated "Jumping Frog" sporting event, he would Introduce some weighty sub stance Into their interior, stones, bit of iron railing, etc. Once he went so far as to stuff two old handless flatlrons be had picked from a refuse heap down the gullet oi one before taking it to his customer, who, having weighed it carefully, and after much haggling, paid him a frac tion less per pound for It than he might have perhaps obtained else where. Meeting him next day he was instantly aware that there was trouble in the wind by the opening remark, "What do pike feed on, Paddy?" "Och and lndade, your Honor, but there's mighty little that comes amiss to thlm lads," he answered; "frogs and fish, sticks and sh tones they like well, but they would give their two eyes for flat irons." Country Gentleman. Easily Explained. "What did you say was the trouble with my olo man's stomach 7" asked an old colored woman of the doctor who had besn called In to prescribe for her husband. "I said," replied the doctor, "that the most anroying symptom seems to be watsr brah or pyrosis, as we doc tors cG It. He must be more careful regarding the food he eats. "Dat am ;ast what am the xnattah with him tWdfiis," said she. "He's the blgrest hts for pie you eber see. He et i most three pieces ebery meal It sur:iy ant plerosls he am suffering witV Doctors Ceold Not Help Her. "I had kidney trouble for years," writes Mrs. Ray mond Conner of Shel ton, Wash., "and the doctors could not help me. I tried Foley's Kidney Cure and the very first dose gave me relief and I am now cured. I cannot say too much for Foley's Kidney Cure. Sold by W. I. Benedict. MDAit Mrs. Pinkham: About two years aro I consulted a physician about my health, which had becomo so wretched that I was no longer ablo to bo about I had severe backache, bearing-down jjains, pains across tho abdomen, was very nervous and irritable, and tins trouble grew worst each month. "The physician prescribed for mo, but I soon discovered ho was unable to help me, and I then decided to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound, and soon found that it was doing mo good. My appetite was re turning, tho pains disappearing, and tho general benefits were well marked. MYou cannot realize how pleased I was, and after taking tho medicine for only three months, I found I was completely cured of my trouble, and have been well and hearty over since ana no more fear of tho monthly period, as it now passes without pain to mo. Yours very truly, "Miss Pearl Ackers, 327 North Summer St, Nashville, A-aaa FORFEIT U we cannot forthwith produce the original letter V h 1 1 1 1 1 1 of above testimonial, which will prove 1U absolute genuineness. OJ U U U L7U K. rinkham Medicine Co., WELCOMED HER OLD "MAMMY." Unusual Mark of Affection Astonished New Yorkers. A beautiful young lady, a member of one of the richest and most aristo cratic families of Henderson, Ky., married a few years ago and went with her husband to New York city to live. The affection between her and her "old black mammy" was very tender, and the separation was hard to bear. A ier the young wife had set tled in the East she determined to have "naanvnay" come on to visit her, and sent the money for her ticket. Imagine the surprise of the prim New Yorkers when they saw an old colored woman coming through the station gate suddenly pounced upon by an elegantly drested lady, who threw her arms around the old woman's neck and kissed her time and again. Dropping her bundles, the old woman seated herself on a truck, and, drawing the lady upon her lap, tenderly stroked her hair and ex claimed: "My God, my baby! I'se so glad to see you, honoy." To her the fine lady was only the lit tle girl, whom she had tenderly nursed in sickness and in health and on whom she had lavished all the love of her simple heart. Louisville Courier-Journal. DISINFECTED UNIFORMS. Japanese Surgeon Recommends Use of Clean Fighting Garb. Dr. Wada, staff surgeon in the Jap anese navy, who was in charge of the provisional field hospital in Chemulpo, to which the serioucly wounded Rus sian sailors were taken, already has drawn one medical lesson from the war. He attended a number of Rus sian sailors wounded on the Varlag, and says: "The experience has emphasized one thing, which I am going to write to my government about. In many cases the fragments of shells had car ried with them pieces of clothing which often caused suppuration of the wound 8 before they could be extracted. To avoid that, as far as possible, I am going to propose that it be made a rule In our navy that every man when a fight Is expected shall have his body well washed and his clothes disinfected. "Happily It is a lule with our men, In the army as well as in the navy, always to go to battle in their newest and cleanest uniforms. This Is not for any sanitary consideration, but it works the right way all tho same. We Japanese used to say that as we al ways fight Uke gentlemen, we also die like gentlemen, and dressed like gentlemen." Hspplness Merely Comparative. Happiness, like beauty, Is merely comparative. If all women had flat noses, like those of the belles of Africa we should find some flat noses extremely beautiful and other fiat noses not at all presentable. A lone widow with three children and one mall bed required her oldest boy to sleep on a pile of straw in the corner. One bitter night the howling wind coming through the cracks kept blow ing the straw away. The little fellow skivered until blue In the face. His hands were nearly frozen trying to hold the straw In place. Finally the mother rose and completely covering her son with straw laid upon it an old door whlsh had been leaning against the outer wall, 'ihe wind then blue in rain, and & happy voice came from the corner: "Mama, it ain't every boy that's got a door." Small waists are no longer In style. It's the round plump waists that come by taking Holllster's Ilocky Mountain Tea; that's all the go, 35 cents. Tea or tablet form. fJCT WHAT H WAS SENT FOR. Irishman Had Reasoned Well, But He Was Wrong. A farmer, accompanied by several of his hired men, went into the woods one morning In the fall of the year to cut down some trees. When about to begin work it was discovered that the cant hook had been left behind. Turning to one of ths men, an Irish man not very long over, the farmer instructed him to drive back to the farm for the missing tool. The Irish man did not know what a cant hook looked like, but was averse to expos ing his Ignorance, so drove off on his errand, trusting to find some one at the farm who would enlighten him. At the barn, however, there was no one to help him out of his dilemma. Casting his eyes about the place for the thing which would be most likely to bear the name of "cant hook," he saw a moo ley cow with never a sign of a horn upon Its head, and. conclud ed it was that he had beon sent for. Procuring a rope, he fastened the cow to the rear end of his vehicle and exultantly drove back to the wood "What In Sam Hill have you there?" shouted the farmer on seeing his messenger and the cow. "I sent you for a cant hook to use In moving the logs; what have you brought that cow for?" "Be Jabers, boss, dlvil another thing could I see around the barn that can't hook but this." Star of Hope. WHERE THE ORATOR WAS. Witty Stenographer's Graphic Des cription of Position. J. S. Willison, a Canadian editor. In a recent speech told a story of the Hon. Edward Dlake, now M. P. for Longford In the British House of Commons. Mr. Willison was of the press gallery force at Ottawa when the Canadian Pacific railroad con struction was up for discussion. Mr. Blake was then leader of the Liberal party in Canada, and was opposing tho building of the transcontinental railway in speeches that were noto rious for their length. Mr. Blake was an orator who required little notice to make a telling speech, but at this time he had fallen Into the habit of writing out his speeches and reading them oft a. a tremendous rate. He had been r peaking for six hour when one stenographer, in relieving his fel low, askev: "Where Is he now?" Quick as a flash came the answer from the man who bad been rushed to keep up with the orator: "He's on the south bank of the Sas katchewan, on the down grade, and going like 1" New York Times. Sun Injures Fine-Edged Tools. Fine-edged tools lose their temper If exposed to the light of the sun for a considerable length of time. Mahogany la Expensive. A single log of mahogany often brings as much as $5,000 at a sale. MILLIONAIRE'S POOR STOMACH. The worn-out stomach of the over fed millionaire Is often paraded In the public prints as a horrible example of the evils attendant on the posses sion of great wealth. But million aires are not the only ones who are afflicted with bad stomachs. The pro portion Is far greater among the toll ers. Dyspepsia and indigestion are rampant among these people, and they suffer far worse tortures than the mil lionaire unless they avail themselves of a standard medicine like Green's August Flower, which has been a fav orite household remedy for all stom ach troubles for over thirty-five years. August Flower rouses the torpid liver thus creating appetite and insuring ficrfect digestion. It tones and vitali zes the entire system and makes life worth living, no mattor what your station. Trial bottles, 25c; regular size, 75c. At all druggists. lih ' Term." and signature Lynn, Mm. Iloalth for All Sufforing IVonon, Zoa Fhora Has Given it to Thousands 171U Give it to You-Trlal Bottls , Free to All. Zoa rhora brings to every ailing woman perfect health sate, thorough and permanent cures. It cures where all other remedies aa4 doctors fall as testified to by many thousands of women whose lives hare been made bright as happy by Its wonderful work. Zoa Poors eures all diseases, weaknesses and Irregularities of the sex, painful and suppressed periods, all misplace ments, piles, leucorrhoa, kidney, bladder aai liver troubles, makes childbirth easy and regulates the chango of life. Ll -J " I suffered with leucorrhea and painful periods for nearly six years. I took different kinds ef patent medicines and doctored with three differ ent doctors, but they did not do me any good. They said I would have to have an operation, Toot thanks to Zoa rhora It has stopped the pain and It has entirely cured the discharge. I was se weak when I began taking your medicine thai I could not sit up a whole day at a time.: I nave taken six bottles and am cured." Itotta Griffith, Columblavllle, Mich. .,. Write the Zoa rhora Co., Kalamazoo, Mlotu. for a free trial bottle and copy of their Illustrated medical book, Dr. Tengelly's Advice to "Wom en." Tho doctor will gladly give free medical advice w hen needed. Zoa rhora Is for sale el $i.oo,bottlo by ,;...' CONNELL BROS. rfcatofrapktd frfa Lite. REVIV RESTORES VITALITY Madoo Well Men THE " "W'4TiFJ. Ot MO. &HT1A.T E-'xurjzti'oxx xusnxrmrtr produces the aboTe results In 30 days. It Self powerfully and quickly. Cures when aU others Call fount men will regain their lout manhood, and ele men will recover their youthful visor by oats ElEVI VO. It quickly and surely restores N Beit. Lost Vitality, Impotency. Nightly Tmtsrtsea, Loet Power, Falling Memory, Wabtlns Dlaeaeea,a4 ail effect! ot self abuse or excess and lndleciwUsta, which unfit one for study, bunlnees or marrlace. It not only cures by starting at tho neat of disease, trae Is a great nerve tonlo and blood bollder, farts Ins back the pink glow to pale cheeks and re Storing the Cre of yonth. It wards off 'assails and Consumption. InelPt on having KETXQae ether. It can be carried In vent pocket. 07 saaU, 1.00 per package, or six for Sjg.OO with s yesa five 'written t-orantee to core or retzaal Ik ,(!. Rook and advlne f rw. Add MM DflVil M PniriK'P TO Trwer BoiMlaf, B.VIA14 iilL,VlVUU4 vv CH1CAOOL Sold by W. A. DUTT r CHICMrSTeR'9 ENQUStrt ENNYRQYALPILIS Coo tr. Alwarn wllabl. (.full, Mk Dmrglat (IIKIIMTKK.H :.4I.IWII In Eti a4 Jold metallic boxfr with blue rfotoa. rk noolhfr. Itrniite danfrrea Mketl. (atlone ami Imitation. Iliivuf your Drufrte. .if and 4r. in KtHtiij.s for lrt Irwlavr. TwaS iM4nlU and "Itrllef for UdllnMMr. tty rflnrn Jl all. lo.ooo Tea'lmonlala. Hold hy ail DniMlata. CHICHESTER CHEMICAL. CO. BaMllea Mqnare, f n l w.A,t W. 7. IIBNBMO'l, JDrvtrtrfoe Dr. Green's Aseptolene.i D A Powerful Antiseptic and Prophylactic, I 25c-ll.OO I w r - . . . . . ' " D ut. ureen-s AiK-Aseptoiene.; Used for Pyorrhea Alveolarls and Nasal Catarrh. 6uc 1. Dr. Green's Aseptolene Tooth Paste. Beautifies the Teeth, 25c ' ' Dr. Green's Aseptolene Tooth Powder. An Ideal Dentrtflce, 25c ' Dr. Orccn's Aseptolene Salts. An Antiseptic Saline Laxative, 25c, Dr.areerT Anti-Pain Tablets. For Headache, Toothache, Neuralgta,25c Dr. Qreen Chemical Co,, Ionia, Mich. n i. j A fvl :'