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Tin: Diamond '.'Drill TII03. CONLIN, Editor. CRYSTAL FALLS, i MICHIGAN I DECEMBER 1897. J Sua. Man. Tue. Wei Thur. FrI. Szl i ! 12 3 4 T 6 j T j To TTi 7? 20 2 22 23 24 25 j 1 26 27 23 29 30 31 .... j A WEEK S RECORD All the News of tho Past Seven Days Condensed. HOME AND FOREIGN ITEMS 'ews of llio Industrial FioM, lVrsinml ami Political Itim, H.ipiHMiings at Home and AbroaiL THE NEWS FROM ALL THE WOULD CONGRESSIONAL, rroorrillnu of First Kruulir Sesfctein Tho senate was iu.it In e-sslon on the 20th, liuvlriK nljourned until tho 13th. ...In tho homo tho pension appropriation Mil wai passed und Mll.s wit Introduced to re'duec h-tter pontage to one cent p-r eiunoo iiftcr July 1, IMS, and to re-e-lasslfy of lieu e h rks. Civil servloo reform nun ells cussed, after which ail adjournment was taken to the 13th. In th senate on the 13th a Mil granting to settlers tho right to make second 1k.hu Mead entiles wan pnssid. Hi nutop I'jilr- banks Introduced a bill to facilitate the enforcement of tho imtrUtrrat Ion unl -m- tract labor lawn. It wus uc'ded to take u final Vote on tho limn !k r.i t Id n Mil m Jan uary 17 In tho house tho legislative, ex- ceutlvo a ill Judicial Mil was reported. It carries a total of t.'l.r.OJ.C"., he ing 7J-n;i Jess than tho estimates. In tho Donate on tho llth, uftcr the Intro fluctlon of a few hills, nn adjournment wan taken out of re.-p t to l'n fM nt MoKlnl y, who wait In title ndanoo upon the funeral of Ms mother.. ..In tho house the IckImIuH vt executive and Judicial appropriation Mil was discussed, after which an adjournment was taken as a token of sympathy ml re spect for the president. DOMESTIC. . The exchanges at t lie le-ieling e'e-aring houses ill tlu United StateH elurln tho week cnelod nn the 10th nggrcgate-d $1,::"2,20:..1, against $l,:i:i,SGl,4r5 tin prev Jems cck. The increase, compare d w it I the eeirrrspeiiiilii'.g week of 1S.m was 2G.7. The coal miners strike in the north ern Illinois fields is nt an end. The Cuban junta in New York re ceived word that the, insurgents were planning an iiiLiiiediatc jittnck on ll.i vnna. Joe Peed, a prominent lawyer of Tangipahoa, was nssassinated on the sdnirwny of the cemrthettise nt Frank liuton, I, a. Pcgistcrod letters containing $100, 000 liave been stolen on 1lie section of the Central Hail way of New Jeoey known ii s the New York, Somerville A: Haston branch. Cuban ibujers nre making heavy pur chases of Texas cattle for shipment to the island. It is reported that the great biscuit ina nn fart tiring companies of the coun try have combined. The Cednr Rapid (la.) button fac tory wns burned and tw o employe were probably fatally injured. A bulletin issued by the agricultural department in Washington shows that the average price received by farmers this yenr for corn, oat, barley, rye and buckwheat is five jer cent, higher than that cf last yenr. Uusincs throughout the country is reported ns still improving and nil speculative markets are stronger. Secretary Al-r ordcnil that th reprimand, administered to Cajit. I,nr rriiifr at l'ort Fheridan, 111., W read In rvery army pot in the country. A delegation of native llawaJian called on Secretary- of State Sherman ntnl presented a memorial ftpaitist an nexation. Charles lwi (eolorr.5), who ninr lered the wife nnd four cliildren of Itrown Smith near Wesson, Mix., nn lynched by n mob. Jiulge Clyde, of Wnvrrly, In., sen tenceil Delilah Tales to lx imprisoned 20 yearn nnd William Kern 12 yenru for the murder of Jerome Kern, ltoth con fessed the crime. Three troops of cavalry were ordered out to capture Indians who nre on the warpath In Arlonn. The third international convention of student volunteers w ill be held in Cleve land February 21 to 27. West Virginia's ex-secretary of ntnt,e, V. 1'. Chnlton, hns arranged to pay 000, the amount of his shortage to the tnto. In the slx-dny bicycle rnce In New York C. N. Miller, of Chicago, was tin winner, his score being 2,01.1 miles, beating all previous records. Fire in John nnd James Dobon's carpet salesrooms in Fhiladrlphh caused n loss of Jsoo.OOO. The gross receipts nt M of the largest post ofllces for November nmoiintcd to f 1..127,sr,i, nn increase of $'!v2.S.1.1 over the corresponding month of last 3 ear. ('. II. Ilnekley, now champion quail enter of the world, finished his six tieth quail at Springfield, (). They wer rntrn nt the rate of two n day for .!;) ronsecutlTe days. An lee floe at Cnlena, 111., destroyed the government locki, tv hlch coit IHK1,-f00. Vyck tohkr ;i oflice n maj-pr of Greater New York nnd w ill nssume the dutiea of office on January 1. 1S9. l'rof. W. 11. Ilrooks, of Smith'a ob aervatory nt Ceneva, N. Y., has discov ered a great group of sun spots. Spain is raid to be buying mules nnd war material in this country in the event of war with the t'nited States. A national conference-has been called at New York for January 14 ntnl 15 of men interested in securing primary election reform legislation. The tlrst substantial rain since last June fell in parts of eastern Kansas At F.l Keno, O. T., the Stock exchange bank closed its doors with liabilities of $:,o.ooo. Frank Hunt, died in Akron, ()., from injuries received in a football game. Mrs. Jennie June Crotey, the well known writer, has been appointed nn inspector of public schools in New Yorl city for the term of five years. Advices from Indian Creek, 100 miles west of San Antonio, Tex., say that the recent gold discoveries there nre of fabulous richness. The special wheat Investigation In stituted by the department of ngricul ture indicate a crop of fiSO.Ooo.OOo bush els in the United States. A distinct earthquake shock was felt nt Lebanon, 111., and people were aroused from their sleep. A tornado w reeked buildings at Point I .a llaeh", f.a., and several lives were reported lost. The seventeenth annual convention of the American Federation of Labor be gan in Nashv ille, Tenn., with delegates present from every state in the union The visible supply of grain in the United States on the 13th was: Wheat, 31.71 U!0 bushels; corn. 40.CS 1,000 bush els; oats, H.n.M.Ooo bushels; rye, n.::ol, 000 bushels; barley, 4,''.Uin bushels. The next annual convention of the National Republican league w ill be held at Omaha June 14-lfi. Henry I'robasco, one of the most prominent men in Cincinnati, who re tired from business no years ngo, made nn assignment with liabilities of $100, 000. A darrerous counterfeit ten-dollar silver certificate is in circulation in Den ver, Col. It is of the series of 191, check letter C, plate No. 7. treasury No. IS, 111, 12. Hendricks portrait. The residence of Mrs. John Frederick was burned at Augustine, Fa., and three children w ere cremated. Two negroes arrested for the murder of a storekeeper named F.abin nt St (Jabriel, La., wire lynched by a mob. A jury was secured in Chicago for t he second trial of Adolph Luetgert for the murder of hiv w ife. Six masked men looted the town of Argusvillc. N. D. Ih ron Gilbert, the seven-year-old son of Judge W. D. Gilbert, of Atchison, was given a certificate to practice law by the Kansas supreme court. Fire wiped out nearly the entire busi ness portion of Duryca, Fa., and two lives were lost. In navigating the great lakes during the season Just closed OS sailors lost their liv es. The entire gang of traiti robbers who held up n Southern Pacific train nt Stein's Pass. N. M.. has been captured. At the eighth national convention of the Hovs and (Jills' National lloineand Hmploymoiit Associat inn of America in Indianapolis the speakers agreed that the figures on crimes among the youth of the land were appalling. Lotus and John Hornier, tw o negroes who have boon witnesses against al leged white cappers, were murdered near Kennedy, Ala. Honest money nnd currency reform vere made the features at the opening In Washington of t he twenty-eighth an nual session of the national board of trade. Frederick Fraley, of Philadel phia, was reelected president. There is n suspicion in official circles i:i Washington, which is gradually be- coniit g a conviction, that Spain is pre paring to turn the island over to the Cuban. The worst blizzard In 3 ears swept ver western Kanas. A committee of the Virginia senate has ordered a favorable report on the nutl-football bill. The Mormon church in Utah has-con tracted for I.nn0.000 xicri s of land In Mexico, on which will be located 40,000 Mormon cohv.ists. PERSONAL AND POLITICAL. Charles Mettam. the civil engineer whose death nt 1'nvonnc, N. is an nounced, was the flrt to suggest ele vated railroads in city stree ts. Orion Clemens, brother of Mark Twain, died In Keokuk. Ia., while seated nt a table writing. With President McKinley holding her hand, Mrs. Nancy McKinley, the mother of the nntlon's chief executive. died at her home in Canton, ()., nged 8'. years. Mrs. Maria James died nt her home In Znnesvllle, O., nged 114 years. Mrs. l'lizabeth Pabcock. of Mendon, Mich., celebrated her 100th birthday. s n mark of respect to the memory of Mrs. Nnncy Allison McKinley nnd In leferenee to her son, the president, all itisiness was suspended during the funeral nt Canton, O. Members of the cabinet were nmong the mourners nnd followed the remains to Wet Lawn etnetery. After the burial the nresl- lent left on a special train for Wash- ngton. The Virginia legislature reelected John W. Daniel United States senator. FOREIGN. Gen. Lids Rivera, the Insurgent lead er who was captured In Mare 1 1 In the province of Pinnr lol pio by Spanish treiops, tins been released nnd sent to ndiz.. Spnln. Highwaymen robbed the mail conch near Lydenburg, South Africa, of $Co,. 000 In geild. Fully fL'o.OOO In gold w ns captured by the Cuban Insurgents in their brief ruld on La Cnlmnnrrn. Pnntnleon nnd Vietorl.inn Guillan, the murderers eif Dr. Cnrpio. were legally hot at Matamorns, Mexico. Kobert A. Van Wvck tobir nf oath of Iluslness men In Havana have aban doned the hope that the Insurgents w ill surrender or accept the conditions of autonomy. In order fo compete with the Ameri can product Yokohama capitalists pro pose to establish sawmills in Japan. The Greater Republic of Central America is about to extend the union so ns to give it nil the attributes of a sovereign nation. The American consulate In Havana Is constantly guarded by four soldiers of the military police and two detec tives;. The entire Chilian cabinet has re signed. The report that Gen. Sanguilly, one of the Cuban leaders, had deserted to the Spaniards, is said to be false. The report that Cliperton island has been Invaded nnd taken possession of by the Fnglish is to be investigated by the Mexican government. The Simtneind.s bronze monument to Gen. John A. Legan, for Washington, has been' cast nt Pome. Marquis di Pudini has reconstituted the Italian cabinet. LATER. A bill was passed in the United StntfR senate en the loth providing for the prohibition of pelagic sealing by Amer icans. The session closed w ith a spiritetl e i il serv ice debate upon the bill provid ing for the appointment ef a director of the census. The house spent the day in the consideration of the legislative, executive and judicial appropriation bill and Ml ef the 112 pages of the bill were e-overe-d. A re-solution was adopt ed for a holiday recess from December IS to January S. The ste-niiie-r deve-land wns wrecked on the e-oast of Vancouver island and 22 of the crew were missing. An elevator in a millinery establish ment In St. Paul fell six stories, killing I'. J. Mnnii, a trave ling salesman, ami fatally injuring William Schaller. During a fight at a dance at JelTcrson ville, fin., three men were hilled nnd two women were fatally In jured. Theodore Durrant was sentence-d in San I'rancisco to be hanged em January 7 ne-t for the murder of P.lanche La mont. During the season of navigation just eloscd on the great lakes not a single" passenger wn.s lost by accident. Tho schooner Susan P. Thurlovv went to pieces on Cushing island, near Port land. Me., and the captain and live mem bers of the e-rew were lost. The national e-ommit tec ef the peo ple's party will meet in St. Toiiis Janu ary 12 to prepare' the eall for its na tional com cut ion. An infernal machine e-ontaining a dynamite' bomb was discovcre-d in thft building in wli'nh the Unite-el State-s consulate is loeate'd in Havana. The Gre e'k gov e rnme'tit has re-rjue'sted a month's extension ef the term fixed upon for ratifying tin treaty of peace with Turkey. Tin impetri.s ef gedd during the past, nine' months cxe-e-eded the exports by $7,000,000. The e-sports eif silver eluring the same time amounted to $.'2,'.M,0(i3 and the imports to $1 1.017,012. For the last nine' months the increase in the exports etf me-re-ha ndise was $s., 001,13. and the gain in imports was $iiS 102.101. The southern bankers in convention at Atlanta, Ga adopti'el re solutions fa- voring Ihe e-fdnagi' ef more gold and fllve-r ami tlx' re-t ircme'iit eif treasury notes. The gedd stamlarel was formally np-prove-d at the- meeting in Washington eif the National P.oard of Trade- ami the graelual re'tin-ine-nt of United States neites nnd Ihe nla rgeme-nt of the- ua- fional bank cire-ul.it ion was indorsed. MINOn" NEWS ITEMS. Mrs. Annie L. Diggs has been np pointcel state librarian if Kansas. Pelgium now has an output of 22,- 000.000 pounels of oleomargarine per an num fnim o factetries. There are this year 2..s-C more ehil- dren in the public se-hoeds of South Carolina than there were last year. Wilhelinina. epice-it eif the Nether lands, will take the oath eif nccession tei the threme em September C. is'.tS. IMwnnl Dun, for many 3 ears Unite-d States minister to Japan, will open large mercantile houses in Yeikohama nne! Kobe'. There are It salmein canneries em P11- get sound, the teital output for 1'J7 be ing 5..VIO.OO0 fish. 4C7.000 cases, bringing In $l.C31.r.(iO. Pine Jacket. late chief e.f the Shaw nee Indians, who elie-el near Chetopa, Kan., waseuieea P.aptist minister. He wns eiver SO venrs edd. Ge'orge W. Vanelerbilt, has taken out In the Mutual Life Insuranee company a $ l.Oiio.Ooo policy on which he pays $33,0(10 annual premium. Uranium, weirth $1,0 per ton, has been eliso creel near Plack Hawk. Col., nnd the agents of a French syndicate have announe-ed that the3- will buy all that can be preieluced. Paul Alexander Johnstone, the mind reader, new nt Kansas City, says he Is going to take a trip around the world blind fohle-d nnd at the same time try nnel beat the reeopl for gleibe treitters. A e-olonv" eif Shakers from Lebanem, O., Is expecting shortlv- te settle near Savannah. Ga. Dr. J. R. Slingerland. m ad of the Ohio cedeiny. is in the south Junking nrrnngements for the transfer. Gen. Wnele Hampton will elevote his time te an important military book which has been long n che rished plan eif his. It is entitleil "The History e.f the Cavalry of the Army eif Northern Virginia." Capt. John Law son, who is now It St. Leiuls. ran L'obert Stevenson's firt steam engine between Leineion and Liv erpool. He Is the edele-st engineer in Ainerie-a nnel ran the first engine on American se il. The inte rstate commere e commission has ele cideel to extend for tvvei 3 ears the perleul within whieh railroads must comply with the net eif e-ongrrss re epiiring nil rnllro.uls te be repilpped with safety appliances for the protec tion of the cmpje j c and passenffcri. MOTHER M'KINLEY DEAD. President M'as at Her Iledslde W be She Passed Away. Canton, 0., Dec. 13. Nancy Allisoa McKinley, tli aged mother of Presi dent McKinley, passed away at 2:03 o'clock Sunday morning'. The nntlon'i chief executive, the son whom she had lived to eeo la the w hite house, was at ter bedside for Hioui before the end came. The mother passed away with her hand in his, but the end was marked b3 the unconsciousness that denotes paralysis from acute oM age. The death scene was a touching nnd impres sive one. The members of the McKin ley famtl3 including children, grand children and other relatives, were grouped about the bedside, nnd ns the hours of the night wore on It was re alized that the sufferer could not live until daylight. President McKinley was n constant attendant at his mother's fridc, nnel vuinty tried to se cure some s.igns of ree-ognition. Mrs. McKinley came of a family which was transilant d from Unland to the hill of Virginia. Tho Allison family suhse Qiiently removed to eireen county, l'a., w here Abner Allison, Nancy's father, was Lorn, and where he married Ann CampM-ll, cf Bcotch-eiertnan e!i'ccnt. Marly In tho present century Mr. and Mrs. Allison e nmo from Pennsylvania to Ccluml.Iana county, this state, trnvellr.ir by jack hornes. In lSi'O, near tho jre sent city of Lisbon. Nancy Allison was l.orn. Her girlhood was passed on tho farm, and In 1.7 sho niarrh il Wil liam McKinley, a yountf Iron manufac turer. Tho couple first lived nt Fairfield, atid afterward at Niles nnd Poland In fora removing to Canton. Nine children wero born to them. They were: David Allison, deceased: Anna, eloerased; Jam.e, eJe ceasid: Mary, eleceased; Ilehoi Mlnervu. now llvlnKat Canton; Sarn Mlizat-eth, now the vvlfis of A. J. Duncan, of Cleveland: William, tho presllont; AMk.H1 Cclla. ele reasod, and Abner, w hoso homo s In New York. William McKinley. Sr., died In No rember, ISO?, at the npo of S. ye ar.s. When President McKinley entered conurres over 20 ye ars apo he w as frxmi his mothe r much of tho tlmo until ho retired from conKros to make tho canvass for governor In lS'.'l During his service from Wl to ISM ns poV' ernor, ho went to Canton fre-que ntly to visit his mother, and ho was with her from January, IS'.iC, until ho went to Washing ton last March. Previous to entering pub He llfo the president was always located near hi parent and Kpeut much tlmo with them. Special MemiKP ('onilnff. Chicago, Dec. 14. Oilicers of the Chi cago P.usincss league have received wonl from Washington that President McKinIc3' will mike the propHe! do partincnt of commerce ami industries the subject of 11 special message to con gress. Immediately nfter the holida3s a delegation of local citizens Interested In the new cabinet department will go to the capital tohave tJie bill introduced in congress. Senator Frye (rep., Me.), who Is chairman of the suiK-oinnuttee and introduced the 111 in the tenatc, has had a conference with tJie presi dent. The result of the interview was nil "that the most sanguine champions of the new department could Hiope for. It is undcrsteioel nmong1 tlhe members of the league that the topio of the new ele part men t was not referred to in Presi dent McKinle-y's message to congress because It was regareleil eif sufiicieiut Importance to warrant a special mcs sage during the present session. Tli-- 'Will Pool Interests. New York, Dec. 11. The representa tives of the steel nnd wire nail m.inu factoring firms eif the United' States, who have for months been negotiating te form a steed wire nnd nail pool, are nearing n conclusion e.f their .work. It Is said that about 20 of the largest stcf ! wire and nail manufacturers will enter the pool nnd the capital Involveel. w ill exceed $CO,()00,oeK). The legal formal ities for forming the pool will prob ably not be e-onipleted until after th. holidays. Already many eif the small wire nnd nail cone erns throughout the? count r3 have be'cn bought emt ni.d ne gotiations nre pomling for the pur chase eif either. Aoeemling tei Judge Gary, of Chicago, G. 11. Tenbrouck and others Interested, the combine w ill not result iiv raising the priVcs to the pur chasers ef wire and nails, but will en able the manufacturers to operate the plants upon a more ce-onomie-al basis. The SlrlUe-n AVI 11. Streateir, HI., Dee-. 11. The miners' strike in this vieinity came to an cml Frlel.13' nfte-rneion when A. L. Sweet, general mannge r of the Chicago, Wil mington nnd Vermillion Cevil company, agreed te) iny the prie-e ele-innmled by the men, whieli Is CI e-e-nts a ton for greiss we ight mining. The Star Ceial company eifiie-lals me t State Sec retary Kynn ntnl a committee eif the miner nnel ngre-ed to pay the price ele'inanelcel. The miners re-f use-d M r. Swe et's preipev sition te go back te 42 e-cnts a ton, and he finally yielded to the-ir de-ma rids. 1 his practle ally settle-s the strike in all northern Illinois, nnd will put 2,ooo men nt work nt emce. The men have been standing out fe)r gross we ight, positively re-fusing to nee cpt 11113-irie-e over screens, nnel nre elated eiver their tit'tory. pMtlirr nnd Sen In lfrl. New York, Dec. 11. Commnmler llal lingtem Pooth, for the first time siiwo bis separation freim the Salvation Army, hns ree-cive-il a letter from Ids father. Gen. William Rooth, eif Hnglanel, asking for nn Interview when he (the general) nrrives in this country next month. In rcpl3' Ceimmaneler Ilemth has declnree1 net only his w illingness but his pleasure nt meeting the gen eral, ns father nnd sou. He Mate el. how ever, that such nif Interview should hnve no nllusion to the Salvation Army controversy. A Ilrtinea(le) Trflinln Philadelphia, De-e. 11. Antluny V. Devlin, of loos Ichigh nvrnue, I'riday night shed- nnd seriously weitmded his vvife, Josephine, ngeik 22 years, and ceimtnltted suie Me ly shooting himself. The couple have been married two 3 enrs. Death Ih a Snovratlile. Helena, Mont., Dec. 10. Word has just hern received here that two miners, John Hsssett nnd Frank Weber, were killed In a snowslide nt the Hecla mine, ten miles from Glendale, on Tuesday. OUR DIALECT. A Hard Tklnir fur toe Average Person to 1'nderatand. The two men approached each other and poke as follows: "Hellole man, wuts news?" 'VNoht'n allter know of. Zhcr wife got baa kyet?" "No. Speetncrbatk never train. Woan chav sonie'inT" . "Mutelier bligeder jus taj one. How MvortinR?" "Oh. bout zhusual. Snl weather w ravin' now?' "Certain liz. Put fdone train farmer s'aver hard timerther wheat. Say, Rotcber bor soce ainter fraidether car bhet?" "Oh, yessezer gentlezer lamb now. Vlien zher brother goiiiter nelly zousey" "Soonj' Tek'n line mantle paze price. Sawful hard aovvter sell anythitiK fvvuts sworth." "That aright, .lerreck'n thing slooso nunper little this fall?" "VeKser gtie-ss thrizea wheat'll may Lev cry tiling inoo flonj." "Well, lines be King. Drop pin tome time-aver passing." "All ii; chow elothersnme." "I will. Oladter nioteher." No, son, this is neither Sei.teh, Irish, Cre ole, New- Lnsland. Wild West, Kipling Amerie-an.GeorKiaCrae-ker, Dowery er C'raJ eioe kMooiislniie r dialect; it is simply the Publish lanu.10. ns she is s(mkon every elav in any town in the United States by the average American citizen. Detroit Free Press. MISUNDERSTOOD. BIr. Cac W nm Not 1 1 to Polite l'nrlaurr, MalKe Casey threw herse lf with wild ahand m on luxurious Turkish divan in the magnificent drawing room ef the palatial brown stone mansion eiwned by her father, the weallhy but hoin-st politician. Madge's amiable mother had just ei.cn her a goexl Bcolduif for being out so late the previous nik'ht with that "sp.ilpnne av a Moike Cnssi dy, who niver intinded gettin' married," so the rebellieiu daughter entered the above mentioned room for the purpeise of having a good cry. Ten minutes afterward her father en tered, and secing the pride of his heart in tears, said soothingly: "Arrah, Madgy, me darlint; jJivvat's th' cause av all this grafe?" "Oil, papa," replii'd the beautiful girl, be-twe-en gulps, "I'm bemoaning my fate.' "1 Jetiioaniu' j-rr fate, eh? Thin it sorves yez roight," said her now crue-1 parent. llovn't Oi towld yez toime an' agin thot iv yez didn't stop we-arin shoes tvve soiz.es too shmall for yez thot ve'el hov bunions on j-cr fate? Oi hov thot' Up to-Date. GIVES HER OLD NUMBER. Young llrlde Con f iimI In Making Her llrst 1'nrclinsr. She was one f the prottie-st little things in the world and the way she stepped into the store and eu dered a bill ef greie cries was a sight worth witnessing. When she came to settle for them she found she did not have enough mone-y with lo r, so bluslaugly asked that they be sent C. O. O. "(.'e rtainly.'returnedthe obliging grocer, smilingly. "What is the number?" The little lady stamme red ns she gave the name Gibson, but failed utterly when khc eaine to the number. At last bhc faltered out : "No. 4021 M ; no I mean W37 P," and hastened away covered with confusion and blushes. An interested bystander asked the grocer s the girl went out the eloor: "One ef those pe-rsons who try to got goods under false pretenses. I suppose?" and wns very much astonished when the groee-r replied, laughingly: "Not em your ble. Just a bride givini her first order. I can spot them a mileofl. Chicago Chronicle. HIS SINISTER INTENTION. A Landlord XV he. W nm Not lie Trifled AVI Hi. Oklahoma landlord If thnr is a shootin star er two along tovvnrd mielnight elon't git scare d, Mr. Lastiiian. You won't be in no danger vurm-t'. Pastern Tourist Certainly not! I have seen sue h sights be fore; but 1 was not aware that there was to be a meteoric display at this t ime. "Wal, I ehm't know for certain thnt thnr is gniii' to be any, but I've got it ligge ied out that them three ine-mbers ed a busted 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' company that hnve be'on bonrdin' on me for the last two we eks while they waited for remittanees from home nre coin' to try to Valiums to night an leave me luilditi tho bug. and 1 am yere to say that they hain't gom to git nw ay with out si-ttlin' in full, not if my old reveilve-r works with its usual neatness an' dispate-h! That's the kind of a by gosh landlord I ami" N. Y. World. All About Alnakn. Descriptive folder e-etitaining ftve maps of Alaska and route to the gold fields, the most eompleli; pulrlieat 1011 e1 the kind in print. Send 4 1 e-nts in stumps to F. I. Whit-ne-y, (J. P. A T. A. fire.it Northern railway, .Id nnd Hroadway, M. Paul, Minn. "Alaska, land of Gold and (J lacier," a beautifully illust rate-d booklet, sent for fifteen cents in stamps. The' Great Northern is eive r 100 miles the shortest Ime from St. Paid and Minneapolis to Seattle and Portland, th? outfitting points whence stevimers sail for Alaska. 31 KS. LYNESS ESCAPES Tho Hospital nnd n. Fonrful Hospitalsingre atcitiesare sad places to visit. Three- I 'Cy fourths eif the patie-nts lying ou thono snow-white bcels fcf jryz' 1 V.i-Vy In Why should this bo tho ense ? 'ccaii.se the-y have neglectcel themselves! Women as a rule attach teM little importance to first symp- leuns eif 11 certain kind. II tliey liavo ;n ... ...... e l... ....!. v. Vlll ..III II V LI, milU OiU linilll, OUM1LII even thl toe late. They coinfeirt themselves with C the thought that they can replace their teeth; but p they cannot rcplae-e their internal organs l 1 Lvcry one of theiso patients In tho hosplftil bcels , hael plenty eif warnings in the form of Xcc lings, pain at the right or the left ticrveius elysiH-psia, pain in the small of blues, "er wuneothcr unnatural symptom, but they did 'J riot hee d them. Don't elrng nlemg nt. homo or in tie shop until you are finally obllgeel to go to the hospital nnel submit to horrible exnminatlein and operations I Huihl up the female organs. Lydia 11. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will aavo you fnun the Imspitnl. It will put new life into yeu. Tho following letter khows how Mrs. Lyness escnpt'd the be)splfal nnel a to Mrs. 'I dono icn l tneinths J A' . dcrgonn Lydia H. Pinkhatn'a Vegetable CemHund, anej after one week I legnn to recover and rdeailily impreivcel until I was curcel completely. Hy taking the Plnkham medicine, I avedded an opcratlem which the elevetor said I would certainly have to undergo. I am gaining rvciy daj and will chierfully tell anyone what you have dono for xno.'' Mna, Taos, Ltjiess, 10 Frederick St., LocLcUr, N. Y. Rheumatism Hood'sSarsaparilla ClvosComploto 0 Rollof, Also Curoa Catarrh. I was troubled with rheumatism and had running sores on my fnco. Onoof my friends advised mo to try Hood's Sarsapa rilla, which I did. After Liking six bottles I was cured. Hood's sarsaparillu has also cured mo of catarrh." Miss Mauis Ftuier, 4103 iloflltt Ato., EL Louis, Mo. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is tho best the One True Ulool Turlflcr. Hood's Pills cure constipation, ii cents. YOU CAN'T STOP 'KM. News comes from Attica, Ind., of the de struction, by fire, of the big laboratory and ollice building of the Sterling Pemedy Com pany, makers of Cascurets Caiuly Cat hart 10 and No-'I'o Pae, the einginal guaraL tee-d to-bace-o habit cure. Tlie lire broke out in on of the packing reionis on the third lloor dur ing the noon hour, and had made consider able he adw ay before it was discovered. As soon as it became appare nt that the fire department would have ebllie ulty ia combating the Haines, the work of savins the thousands of valuable documents, con tracts, fiU-s, millions of booklet and ton of advertising matter was begun with the utmost ene rgy. The Sterling Pe'medy Com- !any is the principal industry eif thobeuuti ul little city of Attiea, employing several hundred pe-eple besides being atliliutetl With the Indiana Mineral Springs, the famous Magno Mud Cure. Hundreds of men, wom en and children vie-d with each other in car rying the contents of the burning building to places of safe ty. Meanwhile the proverbial energy and and prese nce of mind of General Mannger Kramer, of the Sterling Pemedv Company, was displaye-d. lie quietly wulkenl away, and see ured n big show roeim nenr by, and had all the oflice furniture, charred ami di lapidated ns it was, taken there. Peforcthe boxe's had e-eased burning, in which the fire originated, eirdcrs were being dictated in the makeshift edlice for new supplie-s, and car loads of material were ordered by wire while the streams were still playing on the ruins. Several shipments were made the same evening from gooels saved, and on Fri day morning, all departments were at work in various rooms about tow n, w hile a gang of men were ch-aning away the wreckage preliminary to rebuilding. Inappropriate 3lasle. Speaking of church music, there is nothing which is e frequent a sotin e of wonder to me as the lack ef understanding some of our church musicians display in their choice o music. I hnve he-anl the intermezzo from Cuvalleria Pustie-ana played as an organ voluntary that intermezzo whose story of earthly passions is so plain that it does not need words. I have heard the same organ ist play Schubert's "Serrnade" on com munion Sunday, but the most glaring exhi bition of bad taste I have ever heaid vu just a few Sundays ngo rrhfiV a certain so prano sang an eild hymn to that famous air ef Delilah's, "Sanis-on et De'lilah," the most passionate music 1 know. She sang it beau tifully, too, and was evidently utterly un conscious eif the fact that the meaning of music eloes not elepend entirely em the words. I actually heard the superintendent of the Sabbath sehool elear, simple soul con gratulate her on the success of her effort, too. Washington Post. No. 4. That's the number of the Michigan Cen tral North Shore Limiteei Train, leaving Chicago 2.00 p. m. and arriving New York 3.00 p. m. next elay (21 hours) and Pos ton 5.20 p. m. (20 hours 20 minutes). If yoj want comfort on your journey east take this train. Pecause of the convenient hour of leaving, the business man is enabled to be at his office here in the morning and arrive at New York and Ponton during business hours the next day. To ladie s trav eling alone is this train particularly rec ommended. 1e-aving ns it dens at mid day. eonneetions are made at junction points and New York for the New Fnglarid States ii ample time for one to reach her destinatiof by elaylight. City ollice, 110 Adams Street, Chicago. There is no happiness in having and geV ting, but only in giving; half the world is on the wrong si out in the pursuit of happi ness. Henry Druniuiond. The Hot stprlnga, Picturesquely situated in the heart of the Plack Hills eif South Dakota, are renowned for the marvelous euros of rheumatism, neuralgia and kindred diseases, which have he-en e fleeted by the use of its waters. First class hotel aecommoel.it ions and baths. Tourist tickets on sale elnily and especially low rates on the first and third Tuesdays of this month. For full information apply to agents Chicago &, North-Western Railway. For Homeseekcr'a Fxe-ursion elates via the Missouri, Kansas and Texas Py. and infor mation of their tourist sh-eju r arrangement, address IL A. ( horrier, N. Pass. Agt., 3 1 3 Marquette PMg., Chicago. Any woman will finally pet tired of her husband, if he is a habitual loafer. Wash ington Democrat. Oporatlon. toe)tliacho, fi .Via' ..,.... .. Ll SII4.II V II UIU V - bearing - down of the weunb, the back, tho A 1 I ya. I m tearful operation. Her experience .should encourage other women to follow her example, fciho hL) rink nam : thank you Tery much for what j'ou havo for inc, for 1 hael given up in despair. Last rebruary, J had a miscarriage causeel by overwork. It ntTccte el my heart, causeel mo to have sinking sjh lis three to four a day, lasting sometimes half a day. I could not be left alone. I llowcel con fitantly. Tho doctor calle-d twice a elay for a week, and once a elay for four weeks. three or feiur times n. vverle fur four l'innllt- lm ttil.l I wnnl.l l,i.i,. .... operation. Then I commcne'ed taklnt? 0) 0) O