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Ti ' .. ) J . ' THE, I.&FOXIMER, NOV. 21, m I,,,,,, ' ....L.,-1I.VMMI ... I .11 111 . I 1884. Hair Vigor restore!, with the gloss nnd ireehuoss of youth, fueled or gray hair to a natural, rich In-own color, or iloep black, at may bo desired. Tiy i ti iiso light or red hnlr amy bo darkened, tliln hair tlilokcuod, anil baldness often, though not always, cured. ft checks falling of tlio hnlr, and etltnu l.itus a weak ami ilokly growth to vigor. It prevent and cure scurf and dandruff, mid lieu! neuWy every disonso peculiar to Hie KO.ilp. M a rallies' Hair Diesslnir, tlio Viuou is uiiequalled ; It contains neither oil nor dj-o, renders tlio lmlr soft, glossy, nud silken In appearance, and Imparts a delicate, , ngreealilo, and lasting pcrfuuie, Mu. C. I. Hiticiii.it writes from Kirbi. .M'; ;i, lee ; "l.nst lull my hair commem-cil KhIII!: out. Mid in n short lime I lieeiiuiu no:i! ly b ilii. I used twt of a hoi tie of Avi;ri.'s Mv.it Vh.nit, which stopped the, full higof the hair.iiiiil watted n new primth. I li:ivo iuv.v ii full head nf lirvil fciouiiiu vigor o'.noy, :n:l Jim coiivliidfd Hint hut lor tlio mc. -f y.i:::- ureiisu-.-iiloii i should have been i-iil'rclv Nil j." .1. V. Howi:v. proprietor of tins Hi: Arthur I ..') -.nrninr. wife : " A Kit's lUlB Vtuoil i ;i ii.vC excolieiii ptvparulioii for the hilir, I p.'.ik of It I'rom i.iv own experience. Its iu; promote Hie growth of new lmlr. flint 1,,-ikfS it gl.-snv i.iul 'il.n Vniiiulsalao ;i mir nuns for tlindruif. Not within my l.now'eiljrc !::ift 1 lit- I'l-ep.-ir.-ilHm ever fulled i fflvu'iniiro leilbfaet.oii,'' Jtit. eoleii' V'uew l!-'i very i Ihpt. i.; .' :i e.ir.n. i to'. .1 I'. ::) Til." A sunt r",i::ii.un'. loader of tlio .;eu l-atileiini Family " of rfeitttlf.lt i.M, writes l.'oin .v.'o.i, ;la...v fib. ti, Kv r sin e my hair hc-ivui to nil vo sil-ri'-i"i"'i ol tin! ehii!i'4o which lloetliiyt vue.i-i'tti, I liave 'iiMil Avmt's llAiit . i s iiino loon al'M to luufiitatii ;;.''i;..'o ot you('ihluesri matter of . ier.Vi.e e"llelt.Niee to imiiiMcr. :-,i.-;oi-i, nil. I iii'l'nei every olio who lives .0 .'; ei of !tf jutliikV . A. I'l.-r.n wrr, ivi ltliiir from lx htm , ' H ir ..v'ot.".., Mam., .turn It, !, f.-ivs : ! i .1 VMi'f :..-., :l'loll( tWO-l Mills Of HIV ll.'llt' mji.i (,':f. It. ihom.'.t tery rapidly, mid I was '.-,!. j "O". laid. On uViiig AVKK'N II All: 'u.' in the l:i!lin itooped and u new growth .o . .en wed. mi l in nliout a iiioiuh my bend v.u U'wiipleteiy uiWjfBd with fhort hair. It t :is eo.o.ii e.".l io ;r,nf, and is now OS good us !re!',v.v it. I'v;:!. I reeiiiiirlv ufii hut one Iwttle uf f ie VnniK, hut i!'.w u it oecaaioimlly ns a ii!.i;i;p." Wo fcavo hundrcibi of similar testimonials to the cfliiaey of A v Kit's JIaiiiVicok. Jt ncetlx "e.it e. trial to innvineo the mcH rtcepti a1 of its value. ritEfARED Br Dr. J, C.AyeriCo., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Druggists. BLiOOB BEAR IN MIN.- : ,lhnt when your blood becomes Impure luo satt Cfuard against serious illness is to at onoo resort to some reliable purifier. Long experience with Vegctino proves beyond question that it is the best blood purifier known. ; DON'T ALLOW BLOTCHES Y -A. and pimples to disfigure you when there Is a HositiTO cure ta be bad in the timely use of . . ..J.'i. .... . . i vestttno. ' v , REST AND SL are hidisponsnble, would you enjoy sound healito. Its controling lufiuonco over tho narvous sys ow, has maJo VKOET1NE a blessing to thons nds. Nervous sufforer you will find sure relief in Vegeline. NEVER GIVE UP however serious your oaso, whether of Scrofula, Liver or Kidney Complaint, Salt Bhoura, Rhen matism or any disoaso arising from an Impure stato of the blood until you have given Vcgotluo athorough triaL It U a remedy for just thisclass of diseases end la numerous casos, whioh nil offorls have failed to reach, it has provod to bo of great efficacy. 1S ft f3ejuucr LaMcquc. IVOR? KEYS only are used and heit'grade ma terials throughout. Our circulars coDiulnliiir hundreds of reliable testimonials from every ruction of the country are now ready. Bend for them and Judge how these Instrument are regarded by their owners after UELCOtlE (TRADE MAftE.) Acknowledqed the STANDARD' iof LAUNDRY SOAP. There is bull 3ne. Finding these goods every-I vvhere imitated, the manufac-l i t - B ft'jrers wemu suggcbi 10 tonsum j;rs who appreciate me "GENUINE" to see that every Bar is stamped with a Pair or Hands, and not accept anv substitute. In the use of WELCOME SOAP, people realize 'VALUE RECEIVE!'! and discover mat supenoniy m WASHING QUALITY peculiar to this Soap. CURTIS DAVIS & CO. BOSTON, MASS. ON MRT hOLl'M. Not for nursoives alone I Tho universal tone ' . Of naturo thus our poor olf-8cci;ln tlildptu There lives no bloom tlmt iu the sweet cliiillce liulut'i , , Ilor cent, no star but bis wan Rlemn tilvidetit Tlth Icul and wayside stone. "Not for otirbcl v s alone ! Not for ourselves alone ! Uencutb God's burning throne Tito etornsl soul was clothert with form and foelltigl i , , Towora some earthly tusk of' i-lieer or heal- Htt lUo out soino siioi k of uoblq dcls revqrl. Tlio llnino whence all are Mow4. ' Not for ourselves nlono ! ' , "Knt. fur ourselves alone! 'I'lin uitA.lu nn hnmlh hnvA flon'll Shall yield theli harvest to a younger reaper vro uutuu, ueirs oi ninny npuau-jMuonuf Kli For scions to couic, whose sworded thoughts niriKO ueeiwr Than any wo have known. Not lor ourselves alone 1 Not for ourselves alone ! Oh. snirit overgrown With tangled wrongs anil strange confusions bruisine The wings of thy lirst faith, take conrago losing, Thvself to (ind thvself, in patience choosing This watchward as thine eyn-i- Not for ourselves alone 1 Katharine Leo BateB. WIND OABIJKNS. Midwav between earth and sky, There the wild wind gardons lie, ' Tossing gardens, secret bowers, Full of songs and full of flowers, . "Wafting down ho us below Such a fragrnnci as we know Never yet bad lily or rose . r That our fairest garden known. Oh, those gardens, dear and fair, Where the wild wind fairies are 1 Though we see not. we can hearken To them when tho spring skies darken. Singing clearly, singing purely, Songs of far-off Ell-land, surely, And they pluck the wild wind posies, J Lilies, violets and roses. Each to each the sweet buds flinging, Fostering, tending them and singing, The sweet scent, liko angels' pity, Finds ns even in the city, Where we, toiling, seek as treasures, Dull earth's disenchanted pleasures. Oh, the gales, with wind flowers ladon, Flowers, that no mortal maiden, In her breast shall ever wear! ' Flowers to wreath Titania's hair. And to strew bcr happy way with When she marries some wind'.fay with ! On, wind gardens, whero such songs are, And of flowers such happy throngs are, Though your paths I may not see, Well I know bow fair they be. -1'hilip BourliO Marsttm, in Manhattan. FADING DATS. Filled with a quiet sadness nigh to tears, When tears come fresfi from no ungentle spring, Beside this stream whose tongue runs faltering, I watch this giaccf ul fading of the year s. -A breeze shakes air tho host of grassy spears, Rustling their faded pennans where they c'tg A brown rust widens round theairies ring, Falo on each bough a dying grace uppers. The air is tremulous with hovering fears, , Each moment some ioved charm is taking wing. , For every pearl that falls- from summers string Dies in my breast Some song her love endears. O Autumn hasto : blow fresh through heart and brain t The riper notes of thy reviving strain ! 0 C Auringer, in too Critic ' ; 81 EH. A vellow sunset, soft and dreamy of dye, Met sharply by black, fluctuant lines of Akiv5rSBl'irlmiriii(ril(koiUiHtril. glassJT.. . t ..... .ill it anA In llstjinl; fikv ; Aim umiunius ... , . Fale scattered pools of luminous rain, that no In shadow amplitude of green moras A crescent that 'the old mo.on, as moments Has turned to a silver acorn hung on high! Now, through this melancholy and silent tanu , , , Sleep wally, diaphanous-vestured, vaguely Within her vaporous robe and one dim hatd Much aspnoaci ana ioiuo uum Goini? lovely and low-lidded, with a band Of dull-lea poppies uujiu u um.-D. Edgar Fawcett. CLEVELAND'S SOCIAL LIFE. The Prospective Lady oMh White Bouse Under the New AUminlHratlon. Hero it is regarded as settled that Gov Cleve land is the next president, and already the gos sips are busy with conjectures as to who will be the lady or the White house, says mi Albany special to the Philadelphia Times. There is a wcll-dcflncd belief nntong his friends that there is a young lady in western New York who will soon be led to tho altar by the president-elect. Others who have known him long and well say that ho never will marry, find that tbls talk simply conies ol the fact that be has shown this young woman some slight attentions since he was elected governor. Early in life his holies and ambitions for a w ife were crashed by the hand of death, und his afreelion for the lost one has kept him treading the wine press of life alone. If the reports that he is to marry are not true, then his own immediate family will fur nish the tadv to do tho social labors of his ad ministration. It is generally believed by those who know him best that there ill be less festivities during bis term of office than there have been for many years past, lie has been a hard-working pov emor nnd will prolmbly continue his industrious habits as president. IJacheloras be is, the White house will, however, have a most creditable mistress. There are lour ladies in his imme diate familv, either of whom can well do the honors of the household. His cli.est sister in this country, Mrs W K Hoyt, of Fayctlevltlc, would fill any position with credit. She is a middle-iigril tody, of pleasing address, who has spent a geed deal of time jt the Executive Man sion here sini e her rortir has been governor. She has made many fronds here in the capital of the state, and rvill il jubtless do the saino in Washington, where n) i will probably go the 4th ot next March. Mi:3 It E Cleveland Is the m ilden sister. Shs s'ill resides in the little home cottage at Holland faient, just above Utica, A good public speaker, a quick conversationalist and generally a plain woman of intellectual force, she would do her share in entertaining her brother's guests at the national capital. Mr Cleveland has sister who for twenty years has been a mieticuary at Ceylon. She has two charming yomii? lady daughters, Mary and Car rie ilukiings. who the governor has for years been educai jip in this country. He has given them everv advantage and they have improved tU-ni. T'l'cv will no doubt lie a part of their nnrle'n f mii'r circle at Washington, as they kivf t o at times here. in. Mr tioyt. .r nv one of the three ether !.. ie foken of, tlie social end of the lost l)em u t iix scministration fora quarter of aceutury i. .; be well sustained, even should tl.o prcsi- uc u-cieci oouiiiiue a uacueiux. An Imminent Irmp crane lector' r In New England, Mre. John I aiiec, ay : 1 waa anhject to liiooe draihly airk Wadacbi-a and alra dyapenMa. Hi.lphur Bluer '.iired ine all etiier mneOle failed. Mra Bartoi. t the ile of John Barton, IMipi rMteudeat of Kepalrr, I'acibc Mill, Lawrence, ( roMnPTioitiRi:n, A old fhyelelnii, retired from frartlee, kaviog bad placed io tila aandahy an Kast lodia tniaitnn ary the formula of thnple vcgruble remedy for thjfPedy nl Permawnt euro cf Consumption, Bronchi!. Catarrh, Athm tnd oil throat rd lime affection, aleo a ritt and radical en o for Kcrvoua Kehllitv and all Nervooo Complaint, after havint u-tcd It .wonderful ccralive powers in thouaan.' cf etm, ha felt tt hta duty to nake I know W hi tiffenn fellow Actuated by ibl Hive and a deaire u relwe hnman ufferiDC, I . ,,l send free of char, to all who dclre H, thl lrr hi Oerman. Kwh or Kegll.tt. wHa fall direcitooeforprepariosaDdoslne;. feoi r wil h. rtdreir. witkaiartp, oaio tola pat-cr. W. S- Nvt. Tew lots, Koeheoter, . . . tOwMeow I HADN'T SHAVED SINCE l6. The CHirlous Frecnt I hnt I'l-esldout Clote- IHIlll Win nwivti. n.v,, il, i Phllnilclnhla TlniOS.I . iv... 1 A tall, broad-shouldered man, of apparently flfty-ilvo years, walked Into Binder's Seventh street barber shop on Battti'diiy attcrnoou aim .nt,in,i himself in n chair. A heavy black board covonid his face and shirt frotit, and was finally lost to sight within the capacious recess en at his waistcoat. "Hair cut, Blr ?" said tho barber as b began to tuck a tonol around tho collar oi nis, cusvom- . n,llmlni-v fn nlr'klnff I1D his shCHl'3. TllO old man, who had been busy with his beard durlno this ntcrval. now exposou it 10 mo u tonished gaze of the shop. It reached fully three Inches below his knees when it was uu enlleil. Ho renllcd : "No. but (there ho glanced around tho shop with a triumphant smilo) I want mis uearu taKcn oucieim. .ap parently seeing that soino explanation would lw welcome to tho astonished (fathering of bar bers and customers, tho old man said In tones that shoviod tho emotions stirring within him: "For 21 years no rastor has touched my face. This beard is the result. It was in 1860. I was as spruce a young chap as ever iUCKca up uis ueeis at a ijuncusier cuumjr nr lin ir nnd evnrvlindv knew vounir Joe Barstow in those parts.' They called me young Joe to make a difleronce between too old man anu MM. ..1.1 ....... ....... a Hnii.luiM TlnniMHl ill Hie. inn uiu luuii naa a uvui imjii wiuuum the baclibone, and I wits with him till the split f -t. .. lUJA ..nn.inn.li.n n.L.n ,l,n OAlflhAm!! Ill IUU 1UUU VUII 01liJWU, .TUDll luu v.u put up Jo'in C Breckenbridge and wo tho . I. ....n.ln.i to. I fifarvlinn A 1 1 n . . ( ! n 'I'll A Illfllll . . w. 1. 1 .. . . v; 1 1 4. jjvu, ...... v old man went in for Breckenridgo. 1 folt strone . .. . . . . . . i . j i ' T i on lue suiijei'K uuu worNeu lor iaiukiiw uujr B A nlnl.t T (tend f. hA vnrv Binorf In tnv 1111. pearance in those days, but I worked so hard 1 nao no unie lor pruming up. "One night I made a spcich at a meeting in ti... ....niAll..A lomwi T hnil a WPrira tug raiii.mv iutl. ... a ui.u w .. .w.. growth of stubble on my face, and before I had spoaen u uuxu wurqs buiiiu iuui. euiijs uuv nA a elin.-A t?.rAW..Kul t.i..rrll...l US tl.d- looked at mo. 'Get a shave ?' says .1 ; no razor ident in tho white house.' "I have kept my word. Take it off and II T.. II.. I .. A ..I - .. ...... Knvlulr lull it ea.ciuiij. up in u pici:c ui pupci, umwii for I am going to send President Cleveland a cnain maae out oi u. Shall We row Wheat? The low price of wheat for tho past year has led to tho determination among many Ameri can farmers not to plant that cereal hereafter. It is argued that we have a practical monopoly of cotton and corn, both of which aro very pro. fitablo crops. These cannot be raised In any large quantities in other parts ot the world. Wheat and other small grains can, however, be grown in almost any land where tho soil is reasonably fertile. The extension of steam transportation to every available country under the sun is opening Hp competing wheat-fields in all quarters. Russia has just borrowed soven-ty-tivo million dollars to expend during the next few years in developing tho railways of that country, with a viow to utilizing now wheat regions. Australia as well as East India are doing the same thing. The Argentine Confed eration in South America is spending $28,000 000 in constructing four trunk lines from Bue nos Ayres, her principal seaport, into the wheat fields and cattle ranges of the interior. Tbls cheapening of wheat is a very serious matter In England. There are 30,000 acres in the county of Essex, Fnglanrt, for which there aro no ten ants. A farm of 170 acres, only thirty miles from London, sold recently for 12,400, for which 8,000 was refused only ten years ago. Wheat was never cheaper than it has been dur ing tbo past year. Our farmers like to grow it, however, because it involves so little labor. After the field is plowed and tho land sowed with seed, wheat cans for no attention until tne harvest comos. But cotton and corn require incessant labor tho season through. Cuttle raining and dairying also demand cheap labor, which as vet we"have not eot. But tho compe tition of the extreme northwest of itself threat ens to keep down the price of wheat. The . Northern Pacific, the Canada Pacllic, the Man itoba and their feeders are opening up a wheat countrv of illimitable extent. This now almost unsettled region could supply the whole human race, with tho statj or, utjo 'rom jumorosi s Monthly for December. . How the Moon Mijf Brlnir the Earth to a ... hlHim-stiii. The titles aro caused mainly by tbo moon, as it were, catching hold of the water as the earth revolves around on Its axis. This must cause friction on the earth as it revolves, and friction, as every one knows, causes loss of power. There is reason to suppose that tho action of tho tides aro slowly but surely lessening tbo speed of the earth's rotation, aud consequently increasing the length ot tho day, and that this action will continue uutil the earth rovotves on its own axis in tho saino time that ihe moon takes to rcvolvo round the earth. Then tho day, instead f being twenty-four hours as now will be abont twenty-eight days, aud the eartii will lie exrxisod to tho full blazo of the sun for about fourteen days at a time. The change this will bring about on tho face of tho earth can hardly be exaggerated. All life, both animal and vcuctanle, will do ae Btroved. all water will bo ovanoratcd; the solid rocks will bo scorched and cracked, and tho whole world reduced to a dreary and barren wilderness. It is supposed by some that the moon has already passed through all this, hence its shattered and bare-looking surface. That tho earth, being so much larger has more quietly acted upon the oceans which onco were upon tho moon s surfaco and stopped alrrost onllwita itu rovnl'ltinn nllllll Its Own axis, tllllS causing it to have, a day equal to twenty-eight of our days, and tbo heat of tho sun has already done to it what in future ages it will do to the earth. IHarper's Weekly. Headache. A sick headache is oftentimes called a bit Houheadache, but this is incorrect; forabil lious headache tlieio is a copious secretion of bile with ycllww skin and jaundice, and when this Is absent even if there bo vomiting It is not a billions headache. Sick headaches results from imperfect digestion and arise either in tho stomach or Intestines from the Irritation of the nervous apparatus of tho alimentary canal by the resulting depraved secretion. Tbo nerves of tho stomach aro derived from an important nerve, tho pneumogastric, which originating in tho brain passes downward and is distributed to the lungs and stomach, and any irritation In tho latter orgau may produce headache by sym pathetic action. The mucous membrane of the stomach in a healthy condition is of a palo color when at rest, but when food comes In contact with it the mechanical action induced by the friction and motion causes the blood vessels to dilate and the surface to becomo red. Tho secretion of gastric iuicc is effected by tho stato of tho ner vous system and sudden mental emotion is able to stop it entirely. This it does through the pnuemogastric nerve, for this controls the se cretion of the castric Juice. Unwholesome food which distnrbs digestion will cause acute dyspepsia in some persons, who are extremely prono to sick headacucs ; pain and uneasiness in the stomici, laintnesB, depression of spirits, lassitude and feverishnes arc tho indications cf an approaching sick headache. An oppressive frontal headache succeeds with nausea, dread of light and noise; vomiting of ten pives immediate relief. Sick heaitaebe may come in a lew hours after eatinp, or the patient may go to bed comfortable and wake up unre Iresbcd with a heavy feeling across the fore bead, and the hcadacoe soon seU in. This form of headache can be traced to some error in diet. With tho advance of years tbey becomo less acute but more exhaustive and tedious to their recovery, llcst in lied, cold applications, with an occasional dose of nux vomica, will relievo the acute symptoms, but the radical cure is to tie lound only in strict attention to the diet. IPractiial Farmer. Political. It I an ImnoealMl y for on to take an Interest even In neliilc when anfferinf from acme pain tkat I reared by Kidney trouble. Apply e one a Keen 'a Kidney and Back 1'laUer, wbea lantaoiaa eou relief will follow. The lUflMWile'i Favorite. We wt I tead free for one entire year, to every lady who eeed us at ooee the aaraca of tea mar ried ladies, at ao no addrvn, and 12 two cent etamiM for pottaae, our buodeeme, entertaining ami In mctive Journal, deroted to Faehtana. Fancy Work, lireoratinc, Cookioc and lloueaanlil cnaiier. Ileguar priee, (1.00. tend tcwi, ra 3 eeenre nrzi auisK-r. Addree. lHMKriTIC PURPORTS TO BB FUNNY. A LUtlo'Noiiaena Now and Thew I it..i lMbeilliy Ihi. WlHOtMmi. TUB MUOWUMf AND Tlfl ( o p. An old mugwump sat on a stump, As the blossoms blooed on tho tree, But never a word said the proud old bird ' And never a sonit sang he ' But "titty fol lol" from the rise of Sol Till he sank In the western sea. As tho welkin rang with the song he sang Along came a o p, And he sneeringly hoard tho song of'tlio bird - "What folly thfs is," quotli he, "For a bird to bawl bis 'titty fol IpV To such a big chap us mo!" When tho autumn came and tho other gumo Flow southward ovor tho sea. That old mugwump still salon the stump, And gloomily still sang he : "Oh' titty fol loll you're a,goner, by gol !" As he glared at the g o p, Now tho willows wave o'er tho new-mnde grave OftholVivulousgop, And tho old mugwump still roost on the stump, And merrily chlrpoth ho "Oh. titty fol lol ;" from the rise of Sol Till he sinks In tbo western sea. Engeno Field In the Chicago Nows. MU JAHP11LY. DECEIVES HIS WIFB. Pittsburg CW-bnlcli! Telegraph. The thin man without a shirt collar was evi dently tickled. He alainly evinced it, ns men who feel tickled genially do.by sundry grunts, nods of the head, an sly glances, accompanied by broad and kuuwing smiles. "Wot is it, Mr Jarpbly t" asked tho Cold lea Man. "Why. you see, Martha got In tho habit of sitting up for m at an early ago, and she can't break it off; so I know just about tho reception I'll get every night when I get home after tea. I couldn't persuade horto go to laeifand mind her own business, so I studied on tho matter. We live in one of the center bouses of a block of 6 two-story and attic buildings. There's scuttles in the roof ef all of them, and I persuaded Mr Greenup, who lives in the adjoining house, to let mc in bis house last night aliout 1 o'clock, and I went up through tho scuttle and ovor to mine, and so down into our bodroom. I could see Martha, frojn tho head of tho stairs, sitting in the front room eyeing the clock with a look that was a very tart chromo. Bat I undressed and quietly got in bed, and there I lay waiting developcmcnts. Every now and then I'd hear Martha givo a short, fidgety cough. Then I'd hear her get up and prance around tho room a little and by and by go to tho front window and slam the shutters. Then I could hear lur talkingto herself" "Praying for you probably." "So, I reckon ; and at last.after I'd lain were about an hour, I heard her get tip and gostand out on the front doorstep for a good i minutes. I'll bct$l I know where the mop-handle was then ; but I was so comfortable in bed, like, I diei.'tcaro to look it up. Then she came in and slammed tho door and incited it, and com menced coming up stairs. Every other step sho'd say, 'O.iEe wretch 1 Won't I givo it to him ! I know whore he is ! I know where he is He needn't think to deceive me ! O, tho villain! 'Bout tko tlmdlshe had got nearly to tho landing I think she mnst have seen the light streaming out of tho doih- that I'd left ajar. I could hear her step, andthen I commenced to snore, I was afraid to looH, you know ; but I could feel her cautiously wine up to the door and look iu. Well, sir, I'diglven my pension from tho war of 177.6 to have seen her about the time she saw it was me. I'll bet it was fun. But I was afraid to do anything but snoro. Then she came into tho room, aril, by the way she breathed and stood arouni, I had to nearly bito my tongue out to keep i straight face on ine. I could feel that she sat 4vu in a chair and was dumb founded. Invcr let on, but kept on snoring like thundesf but, when she kicked over a chair 1 turned aflu pretended to wako up, kiud of dazed like, and says.: ' Why, Martha, dear, ain't you coma to bed 'Jarpbly, said she, awful slow and solemn like, 'when did von come in ?' - "Why, must be 4 or 6 hours ago. -Don t you remember when I told you not to go to sleep again in tho rocko. , but to como up to bed 'and I turned overand professed to go to sleep again. - " "She never made any reply, but acted in a dazed, bewildered sort of way, and when she got to bed 1 could tell she didn't sleep a wink for 3 hours, fila she punched mo in the ribs and said, 'Jeremlb, where were you. to-night i' and I says, 'W ly, I went over to hear Mrs Colrltabb'8 ler-p.n temperance ; lt ouf about 9:30. TllcrTrV-lit to sloep.' "This morning it was tun io wuh u i could hardly I keep a straight face. At the breakfast tabi. "" a tu? lim 1 ?'as ali0",t the house, sbSl, eye roe when she thought I wasn't looking, then when I'd noticed her.she d turn away and be awful busy at something. She caught mo kind of grinning once, and, by George, 1 thought tho explosion was about to come. But it didn't, though the look of blank, imi'Hthornalilo susrjiclon she woreon her face all the time ws the greatest show on the earth. It nearly broke me up, and I laughed till my ribs ache ever since. I know it won't last. I know there's a day of r pentlng a-coming, and tho thermometer is going up clear out of auzhtin the Jorphly family. But who's going after trouble i It'll come soonerough withotst hunt ing it,and I'm going to enjoy tuat scuf.lo in the roof until the explosion comes,'' THE KESVLT OF A CONSULTATION. "Have vou a revised copy ot tue Now Testa ment in tho library Miss mith i" asked the ycung minister who was making an evening call, partly parochial and partly otherwise. "No, Mr Longpraycr," she replied; "I regret i sav inai we naveu i. .lUl.n,o a n..iAil millf H awl-iwl liflllllV- WllO had been permitted to sit up boyond his usual hour. nvnti nvn valine vnnnff vet. Bobbv. to under stand such matters," said his sister kindly. "A revised copy moans mat certain uuu.-iijcs ' , i.. : .u tiiiJa that vL'nm finiilerert ueeu tuuuu in iuu " - necessary to a better understanding of the text. ' i........ ... ntr t hoI th.it a a LOW you- uuu utuci wm v "--i good boy." , , , , ., Tho youns; minister cuuiu si.uwv his admiration. "Wt!!. if that s what It is," satu lioony, -onr family Bible is rcvi&ed, 'causo pa changed it tho other day. He scratched ont tho dato of your binh and made it three years later. Ilo told ma something about you and tho minister, and said it would'ut doany baira nohow, and if over MrLongprayerwanteito look at it, it might do a good deal of good." Presently the minister went away and a fam ily consultation was held. It resulted in Bob by's passing a sleepless night on the rit or his stomach. BIO Ol'NS AT TUB FAIR. Transcript "Carter," said Mr Hendricks at the fair erounds yesterday, as the two stopped in front of a liac-looking animal, which was on exhibi tion, "this is a magnificent looking cow. I should judge," said tho candidate tor the vice presidency, "that tbls is a Norman short-horn or a Clydesdale Durham." "Well, no," said Chicago's best mayor, look ing with ono critical eye, and tho other directed to a croup of farmers a short distance awav : "from thj indi"ations I should judge that tho animal was a Southdown Hereford. But here comes Col Dowdall; he can tell us all about it. Dowdall, what is tho breed of this cow r "Well, ready ". said the colonel, "I have lieen so busily engaged in business that I haven't had time to observe the entries, but I should think this fine animal was not a cow, nut a Chester White heifer. You otiscrve that broad band down her back. See here, boy," ca'ling alS-vear-old youngster, with no coat on and one buspendor, "what is tho animal " "A darned pretty set of dullers you are, said the small boy, with a grin, "that don't kuow a Malwse jackass when you sec it. TUB BLOND REPOUTF.R'S LESSON. "Ill soft, adumbrant meshes of sieved silver the suubeauis mclicd through tho leaves and nipping in spancles of gold upon the brown and black moquettrle shadows that led to 'be rag ged edge of the curb, where a fragile little frag ment of humanirv lay moaning." "That's all right enough," said the managing editor, "but it's a little too long. Make it short er " "But what will I say, sir r asked the blond '"Ohi'i'd just sav, Henncssy Mulcabey's little bov Pat fell Into an oin sewer and broke his nose." That'll do for an introduction, and then you can go on and say whai's necessary about the careless manner in which these things are conducted, .nd that under another administra tion of or local government, and so on, you know. Give 'em a rap, that's all." rPittaburg Dispatch. AMPUimous. "Baby" was tho word More tho school lor discussion, and tho teaehif asked the class : "What is a babvf" When una wco toddler II f tod up his band and his vaIcb at the same time and "hnn'od s "We've got one and It don't know nothln !" A strimirer in a small town, having lost Ms way accosted a gentleman on tho street. "PioasB, my aood man," ho says, "tell me tho way to the post-oillco." "I am not a good man," savs the person accosted, with conscious dignity, "I am the mayor." fSr Louis Globo Democrat. r A scandalous association of Idfc.aa"! A wealthy brewer furnished all the money requiiwl -to build a church in Montreal and had a verse from tho New Testament Inscribed .upon tho frle.o. . What tho verse was or Is I have at the moment forgotten, but It was from Hebrews XX ho brews double X. Every Other Sat urday. ' Miss TJppertou "Yes we want a family crest. Of course wo have ono laying ariii"d somewhere but we havo not had time to look it up, and wish you to find; k."- Crest Agent Certainly, certainly, miss, That Is my uui noss. Letnieseo. L7pperton, 'Tppoi'tou no ble old name. Ah ! here is your crest a wild boar transllxed ny a soear. Kigbt in the bight of style. Shows tho'grand old family of Uppcrtons comes from, the glorious old North Kings of" "Oh ! you Insolent fellow. Shut up or I'll, I'll "why my ilcar miss, I am amazed at your unxer. Iteaily I by tho way what business did your father make bis money in ?" "Ho was a pork btwuieer." Philadel phia Call. OOSfyP AND lKEO'RMATIO.V. Tbey were discussing their natatorial capaci tv. ""Swim! Dive! Why, I can remain uudcr water 20 minutes at a time." "Only 20 minutes. H by, the other day I tavjJ tinder water a whole huu-. To be sure, it was because 1 fell into a duise and overvlept mv If. but Mill " (Trie other liar faints.) liouiiville t'ourstr-Jounial. The sting ot n wasp is said to be fatal to Chinamen. Three men in New Orleans have been mado dangerously ill by being bitten by mosquitoes. Kircber originated the germ, theory of In fectious diseases two hundred years ago, and not Pasteur, as it is supposed, ia-modorh days. Hugo Barthol,. a Hamburg clerk, has just completed the longest bicycle journey on rec ord. In 10 weeks and o days he covered 2,850 German miles, including several long stretches across mountain ranges. Tne London Lancet gives an account of sv young girl, recently deceased, who had tho re markable gift of changing the color of her hair and complexion according to the stato of her mind. The transition occupied about tHree days. Dr G Johnson lately told the British ndlcal association of a patient ot his, SD years ud.wuo has lived upon mdk for 5 years. He tool; a gal lon of milk a day, but not a particle ofny oth er food. Tho treatment cured him of Bright's disease. Journalism is in a flourishing conation in the little kingdom of Greece. At this moment there are 12S printing houses, which produce annual ly about 1000 different works. Jtoarly evory village has its newspaper. In Athens there are 04 political papers. i Everybody has heard of "Nasby" (Locke) of the Toledo Blade,, but few ceuld imagine how be looks. He is the shaggiest und most uncouth specimen of manhood that can well bo thought ol. Ho is short and $jy broad, and his face is a red, rod sun. Another Florida lake has disappeared through a subterranean outlet. Peacock lake in Suwaneo county, a favorite resort lor picnics and sportsmen, on account ot its beautiful sur roundings and the abundance ot tne trout, has disappeared tbrongl a hole in the ground, leav ing thousands of dead fish for tho buzzards to prey upon and contaminate tho air. The Journal of Inebriety gives the results of Dr Napier's inquiry into the na;iuse of diet, the object of which was to solve question of how far some foods encourage or prevented tue craving for drink. Ho concluded that raac caroni, beans, dried peas an lentils antagonize in a :marked degree tho desire for alcohol, fari naceous food should be used in preference to all others. " Snail raising is becoming quite an important industry in Switzerland. During tbo summer the children gather the snails, which are placed on bushos surrounded by sawdust. Tbey grow fat feeding on the leaves, and on the approach of cold weather drop into the sawdust and bury . themselves. When wanted, they aro raked out, packed in two. hundred weight baskets and shipped to Italy,, where as "Bur gunda snails" thoy commandi a ready market. It takes 1000 roses to yield two grains of at tar. In the mommit the red bloom are gath ered by band and distilled into clay stills with twice their weight of wator-tbe water which comes over being set to cool all. night, and throwing up the ttifltTflm ot oil WuTea covsrs It in the morning like cream on new milk. This is the altar, which must ba carefully swept off with a feather, and. transferred to a small phial. After repeating this operation night alter night and morning utter morning, nearly the whole ot the oil has been extracted, the little which it is impossible to separate so flavoring tho liquid that it is sold as "rose water." CUIoral anil Ileoiaido of Potassium. Again we havo to 'accord with deep regret a sad proof that those who give or t.".ko chloral er bromide ot potassium for sleeplessness are guiity of a deplorable error and do a grievous wrong. Tho narcotics which poison sloop also deprave tho higher nervo centres, enfeeble tho controlling powers of tho will' and leave tho mind a prey to tbo depressing inlluenco of a conscious loss of self-respect jiaud self-confidence. The cultured mind Sum the ignominy of the intellectual and moral depreciation with great acuteness, and iu-the end succumbs to the sense of powerlossness to recover solf-con-trol and do richt. The deprivation wrought is purely physical. The baneful Influence of the lethal ding is, so to say, organic. The essen tial elements of tho nervo tissues are blighted by the stupefying poison, as by ulcoliol in hab itual drunkenness. In short, the recourse to chloral and bromide is precisely the same thing as recourso to alcohol. Ths man or woman sent to "sleep" tho mocking semblance of physiological rest by a doso of either of these naicoti.ers is rtinply intoxicated. No wonder that habitual drunkenness of this class first iin pulrs and then destroys the vitality of tho mind inuan, nud places the subject Oi a miserable artiliee at the mercy of his emotional nature, and makes him the creature of his passions. When will tho public awako to lua recognition of facts with regard to these most pernicious of stupefacients ? Persistence in rccoitrso to them has no better excuse than unwillingness to search out the cause of tho "wakefulness" whiet prevents natural sleep. A Kalny Day. People who live in cities think, perhaps, they know hat a rainy day is a day when there will bo no visitors, and the bell-wiro has com parative rest; when they can sit in wrappers if tbey like and read books, or write letters, or do queor, stormy-weather work that they would not bring out in the sunshine; when tho streets soem to them deserted, although there is yet the rattlo of incessant carriages, bearing peoplo who must go and cannot walk and a contin ual bob of shiny umbrella tops up before the parlor windows. They feel vory safe and alone; nobody will como. But they kmw nothing of the utter quiatu Jo of a rainy day in doors, among thehilis.and tho stilled noise out: when the drops coino down with their soft sweep and whisk among tbo leaves and crass i when nobody goes up and down the road ;when the oxen are alt housed and tha farmers aro busy in their barns, when the very chickens run under the lenees and brush pile and only the ducks are abroad and gay. (Mrs A D 1 Whitney. THIS WH.M r.Kn FARM MORTGAGE GO Lawrbnce, Kansas. Prompt pay- rt7,Se" inTeTert daiea'trom a-.xpe. .. ... f L. IT. PerVlna. See. ClW-GilietllTeaa. Uwa&ia. Agent F. St . P?rMn. ITin. 1 1 . r. wm, 5. T. Wnnie, y . J Auditor. X. V. OUif. BMtlwar. O.O. EGLTABLE PULF.10NAX .1 f BALSAM. The Oldest and Hr-t t'onsfc Uedl Ine la the Worta." ISM lia, ' OM 1tI l!w. noe. and l V CtTI.KK BRftav, Kriicsista, Haatoa, ole Proprietor Cithi -Be careful to $ft flio gtnaine ana tike no other artklo ui-1 to ti " hut as g-oort. y 7 niTdiKir HntDV ri.Kixrcn Work quick. ArticU- cleanaed may he atcd at once. Kent ve enol. areaee. paiat, ol , cleanae elotliinz. earpet. dree eood. lacr. Ilk, for anv place m here grvaeeor dirt i to he rcroved. 1' leant oi'ed hand, neful adJitkm to the bath. Renden bard water of and commend Iteelf at eight. I ed hymraeof the bet famillea.ta Uralileboro. SiM at druffffi!. 4Seom DlTCriETt, ft Alban. When Well-Known People Write ucli Letters an these, who Can doubt tlio efficacy of Dr. Schenck's Great Medicines? If yon Jiave any of tho pre monitory symptoms of Con sumption, Bend at onco- for Dr. Schenck's &ock. It gives a full description of all Throat and Lung Diseases, Liver Complaint (that great forerunner of Con sumption) and Dyspepsia.. After reading thi3 Book you will know what your condifiiou is, and will be prepared to apply the proper, remedies to effect a permanent cure.. EX-LIEUT.GOV. BENJAMIN DOUGLAS, OF CONNECTICUT, SAYS! I hare used Dr. Schenck's medicines in' my family for many years, and therefore know tlieip to be goou I know those who have been cured of ' very serious lung iliwnsrei bv their use. mddletovsn, Qmn., Nov. 0, 1882. FROM THE SISTERS OF CHAftlTV OF ST. JOSEPH'S HOUSE, EMMITTSBURG, MARYLAND. Schencfc's Pulmonic Syrnp lias been used in our institution for several years, and lias proved a very efficacious remedy in the numerous cases in which it ha? been em ployed, by removing inflammation nnd a constant supply of this valuatilo remedy in the House, ana connuentiy ruTOiinneuu its ue to nil who arc subject to affections of the throat and lungs. THE SISTEKS OF CHARITY OF ST. JOSEPH'S HOUSE. Emmittiburrf, Md., June, 10,. 188a STATEMENT OF MR. JEREMIAH WINN, OF WORCESTER, MASS- Four yoars npo last February I took a heavy ooW, nnd. bcini; naturally weak in my lunpi, It prion siittloil there. I soon find alt the symptoms of Consumption cough, liigiitsweatu, pain m ray hroost nul sides, ami wus so weak as to be eontined In mv bed a Rood denl of the time. My disease was pronounced to be Consumption by all the ph v.icians I employed, nnd I lmve no doubt that H was, for the disease is hereditary in my family, tli.vu of mv sifters having died of it. I was so sick tli-u, 1 was confined to the house for nearly a year. M. Inst, by tho advice of my wife, I was induced to use the medicines of Dr. SchencU, of Philadelphia. 1 lioaan to gal u In strength very toon after I began ro u-fi them, and eventually was entirely cured. IVheri I commenced to take them I only weighed oii hundred nnd twenty pounds; my present vri 'lit is one hundred and eixty pounds, and t 1,h. v excellent health all the time. I have never fw! ft doubt but that Dr. Schenck's medicine rjivitt my lift'. I make this statement for the l-iiofit of those who are afflicted with lung disease, us I thoroughly Iwlieve in the great curative pro pertirs of these medicines. JEREMIAH WINN, Spoke and Wheel Manufacture . SMIrvinsBt. n'orneHtfi Xatt., Jfa 28, 188L , WHY I HAVE THE UTMOST CONFIDENCE IN DR. J, H. SCHENCK AND HIS MEDICINES. During tho past two years my mother and Drothcr have died of Consumption. 1 was myself quite unwell most of this time, and when, shortly after their death, I was attacked with cough and severe hemorrhages, I naturally concluded that I as iljitlnetQjro fcitjl thivuim disease. I im mediate V consulted a physician, who made a spe cial ly of lung diseases. After examintn g mc, he said that ho thought my lungs were sound, and that I would soon recover. In less than a week artcr this I had another severe hemorrhage. Thinking that my phj-slelan had made a mistuko in my case, I consulted another doctor. He thought my lungs affected, and prescribed for me for a long time. I gat no better under his treatment, but generally worse. My coush was very bud, my appetite en tirely gone; I had severe pain in ray right side, and for months I did not sJecpiuorc tbjm'twoor three hours In u flight. My tongue y.'is heavily coated nud 1 had a bad tatc in my w-uth. I had the headache almost all the lime. Feeling that something must be done, I r.t last concluded to consult with Dr. Scheuck, the physi cian who, I think. I have good reason to believe, to be the best In the treatment of lung disease. I went to his offieo in Boston, and was examined. He found my left lung o.uite badly diseased, and my liver seriously affected. Ho told mo that I eould be cured if I would follow his directions. Of course I consented to do so, and I very soon raw th:it my confidence In his ability was well plated. I took the Mandrake Pills, Seaweed Tonic and Pulmonic Syrnp, all at one time, as directed by hiw, and within ono month my worst symptoms were gone. I went to sec the doctor on his next vWt to En'tou, which was one montn auer me Mrs! time I saw liiin, and he paid "Ouly continue wiih the lvKKlidno tud you will surely get well. ' I did fo, nnd kept on guiuing In every way until I was perfectly well, and uble to work as u.unl. S 'rc mv recovery I have not lot-t a day time, except lihen I have made friendly visits to the doctor ot his Hpston office. My cough is gone, my amictite i3 good, 1 have no headache or pain iii lily Fide : 1 sleep better than 1 ever did in my life, and my lungs aro oppareutly healed, as 1 have no iKihcsehnfe the reasons why I believe in and re commend Dr. J. II. Echenck and his medicines. He did just what he said ho would do for me, and 1 believe that 1 owe my Hie to his medicines and care. FEED. F. TliVLD. Jluutvn, Jlfuss., May 5, 1SS1. STATEMENT OF MRS. ELLEN E. BUTLEh, CHARLESTOWN, MASS. Eighteen vears ago I was so sick with what try T.hvMeians pronounced Consumption, that neither iiiy friends nor myself thought that it was possible for mo to recover. I had a terrible cough, w ith gieat Joss of flesh, night-sweats, and had quite bevcre hemorrhages as often as once a week. Keing that 1 was getting worse every day. from thn treatment of my physician, 1 was induced to coil on Dr. Pchenck on one of his visits to Ifc.Wr.ti. Alter examining my lungs, he said that they wen? round, and that try troublo came from the liver, which wns ro badly swollen and inuamed m to mess cn the lungs, causing the couch und hemor-frsn-e. He prescribed his Pulmonic Syrup, Seaweed Tonie nud Mandrake Pills, whie'u kh.ii pave mo irrcut relief, and by their use, for a few weeks. I T.. . .....:l.. 1 li-ivovim-.' nr1vi'rd their USO WlWlii.iiriJ vu.-.w. .. ....... .. ... iii it gYeat many cases of lung disease, una lacy have always done all you earned tor them. 99 Urn Sirect, Charlcstown, Mass. JfcrcA 18, 1SS1. DR.SCHENCK'S Tvrxciiril. Fills Do rot predace sickness st thi-stomach, naiiw. or eVininp. P on the contrary. ey Frn)'lJ "r oIi in their action that a person wirTerlne wi b Mek lTdiheurhtomaeli.orPainlu ibeBowem. nSf -Vc VrcS li on the I-iverV .lie oVn which ln in ii5thy conduiou. purities U blood for Ui? whole body. nnn.l. when in nil ca-seii oi " ! ;.;- i.i..i.i Jiorp hi crreat weakness iriicmin.'..'. " . W.lu lUet l-uii. DR. SCHENCK'S MEDICINES: MANDRAKE PILLS, SEAWEED TONIC, PULMONIC SYRUP, . ,k-.ti iMnkn oi1 Mill llreetiom fir their um are printed on l be wrappers of every package. . Farm Feed Mllhi. fClrm'ar. oa apnllcatloa. W1I Of rfiyJIwurie.', UrtT Grind Tour Own Bone, MEAL, OYTER hillKLI.P fc COKX n ilw. ! .lll.l.(K.Vtic.' Patent). 100 per rent more made in keep ing roCLTnY. Al ee Foa-er Wi'ln and and Tetixaccia! arnt BKOD. Kaeton. fa. Ast, BenarngtiiB, VI. Will Cure 1 HALARIA,! Acad restors the torpid Liver to its aormal condition, give tono to-;,, the Stomach, invigorate the Kidneys, eore Constip ationi roroducinff a Healthy Appetite, Sotind Digestion Regular "stools, t'icar &sin, ana a Viaorou Body. It is the GREAT REMEDY forWJ Kfervou3 I)isetujes, Neuralgia, , Kheumatiem, Nervous De bility, Paralysis, BU- ,'. iousness, Dyspepsia, 4 r Costiveness and . Lirer Complaint, all Kidney Troub les, JTemaie i;ompiamiB, ana til Diseases arising frtm ao Impure Stat tf the Blood. Wt lira y below tha Hedloal rnartlai at Ua Compound taken from the United StaUt Dlapaaaa- ary, ana Oicav BOUiaara aHuwmna I IIDIII III- Tha active prlnolpla of baas. LUl ULIlf ' tenia, moderately narestte, hlahla recormaanded hi aervoua diseatea. pradaelB aleaf and rellevinf . pain, ned in dyapepate, raatortaa sone to tho Irritated and exbaut ad ttomactt, eae at .he boat remedina for nervoua tremors, wakinilnasi nd delirium, allaj-inf the pain oi arUoular rkaana. ttlim. fcc, ka. - . . .... . j. O U (l II U aasttan, f avora the aecrettoa of orlao. lUed In ieebla digesUon with Oatnleaee, ehraala rneumatUm, oBtaneoua affeottona and dropsy. naMnFi ion ?" of confMtloa of ib w MiocUbad wttk MMto , SARSAPARILLA p" lnoed In tba Dlapenaatary la aonnaotloa wltkraaa, rhaomatlam, altln diseases, oonstttottoaal yaWJi aarofuloaa aflaottons and othat aaprafw niJtllwi f health. , ' FlrSiSStllM trlnDi. Pbyalelaaa at louadludaoiaDl baveteatlfled to Its oaafnlness ln .erofulooilhaflaada and akio, and aaaonrefet (..eumatisB. dfaeaaas of the sldBeya, alopsy a Jiiordered aijratlon. siunnilr Like other active "cstkartlea, vlASl UnAUb Uandraka lt rentovra, eonstl l""a rem'vaaoneof tha oatit-. of ooontipatioB, the condition which Is fenersUy tpok of as tow por of tho Uor. . tlllBlfin a toaio, eathartlo, atomaeMa, KHUDflnaf lnTionitlng tho dlfulo9, reo. i"ing it Seful to dyspepsia attended withconiU patloD, blliousneas, &o. The gentle aetsoo of rhu (arb rindera it on of the beat remidtoa for nemos rholds connected with constipation; one of ts Mat remedies tor d!arrna named by cold or tha pretence of- Irritating ingeata in tho atosaaoh. n r si T l II Is s pore and simple wale bitter. ntHllAls Iteicl.aOaanpcU,lsrlIorae IifU"l ; end enters tnw mom o t&a womachla icmbUiatioiia amployaa in modern M may ba naod in all cases of pure debility of the dl ItattTo orana, or where a general tenia Impression la required Dyauepsia, atonie gout amanorrhma, avsteria, aarofuta, iutermittent fever, dtarraaa ana worms u among the many affectiiona la Which U haprood useful. nnn A Is a boon to brain workers sai all wh UVUN rsqulre a nerve tenia and ttlmniaai which la free from unpleasant after effect. It sap jlle. material to, body and brail i K fives Means trenfth to the aged and infirm; cures lata of male Tltallt. ko. It Is valuable to malaria, esse, mala rial debility, low fevers, paralyte, spiaal and aery, sua eemplilnt. Inflammatory aCeotioas of tie oeart, epilepsy, uilloua and llo tranoies, slcl aeadache, change of life, spinal UrfUlieB, sea sieki aeas, ko. It la refreshing and restorative to al who have undorgone prolonged exertion, each as athletes, pablie speakers and others, enabling those who ose It to remain for a long time without too sad endure unasoal fatigae sad preserve oaeerlnl aess. j .' T ft I II I T D Is a itlmntaat snd earmlnsttvo itvo 0 1 H O t (1 in dyspepsia, flatulent collo and tb faeb e afate el the alimentary canal attendant aposi ttonte coot, muscular rheumatism, nenralgla, baaoV che, Imparting a warning snd cordial operatloa pen the stomach. CHAMOMILE SatVro,tr,1 warmth and airength to the s cmach, and tsalc aea of indlgestiou, windy collo and general weah ae, it has for ages been strongly recommended b the most eminent practitioners aa a very use-", aod beneficial remedy for periodical aiok beadacaee; tyspepala and all its kindred diseases. It la repu ted to cure nr.-iraljia. n fl M r I I A H a tlc and stlmnlant to the dl U R H t L L ft gestiva organs and is employed to rcli.Te simple gastric debility. rinilPUCn Is a pore sttmn'ant stomseblo U U LU Bl 0 U tonic, increasing the appetite ana mpiovfng dtgesUoa. It answers admirably as a icmedy in sunplo dyspepsia. BniflUIV lfU la an arterial and Barrens rnluKLT RdH stimulant. Itdlspaystts fir net in producing cutaneous evacuation, expel, ling wind and allaying muscular rbeomaUo pasaa. As a remedy In rbrenlc rheumatism It enjoys mua reputation in this country. YELLOW DOCK iiXWJfif , dve, la employed in scrofulons cutaneous erupJ Uons, congestiou.of the liver and dyspepsia. Itt. TRSSa ABB COMBISSB WStBl TWS Onltt NiHva Tonic, DiuKKTio axo caajiiHATiva CELERY SEED In the CELERY COMPOUND ' From Ool. A. 0. Hatch, Past mas tar at Tfiadaor, Tt- for sn jeaia: ; ' Cricsoo. n., Jnly 11, tMX Ool. U. K. PatlTB Pear Sir For sevaral yeara I have suffered from dyspepsia and oeura gie,ee peelallj acuta facial neuralgia, accompanied wtih teuralgio besda he. About a year einee I begaa lakiDf your'.ELEUYOOirlPOUNO with a result htca I am (lad to gtve for the beneSt of others. Tne trat bottia helped me great y, aad to gar oaf has rean I tea In oomp ete reief. 1 hew have gee elf eetioo, eound sleep, and ana tortured no more by earalgia. Hoping CEUsUY COMl0' ND saao be aa naaoaerattee to yen as It la oenefldal to et)j ercJasa, Toon trnly, A. a. KATCK. To Introduce the Celery Cmnu In places where dealers do not have it in Stock, l will, on receipt of $2, send two bottles to any ao Iress in New England, securely Hacked, and express charges paid t your nearest express office. ziiiP :f TKEPAKEO BT 5jr' WlllMaaH, tt, r. a. a. who beta boa I Me, ba 'oteroe of evor, whole lo i kuna sa taa Daitaal ttmum a Oaaaalo. llffobMb.oabsss1oalMVIk A. O. F18HER, Oeottrm Werttaj V 61 Vbba AvwO .mcsgo,