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Whether it is of the nose, throat, Komach, bowels, or more delicate or--,ns, catarrh is always debilitating and bouid have attention. The discharge from the mocons pembrane is because this is kept in a Ktte of inflammation by an impure fondition of the blood. Therefore, to eore, takt b best blood purifier, Hood's Sarsaparilla Haw Rm. Reading is not a lost art to the ame degree that conversation la, but It has In most cases an arrested devel opment through so much reading that Hikes no demand upon aesthetic sen ilbllity, m that one is apt to bring to I fine story full of delicate shades of thought aad feeling the same mind vhlch he yields to a newspaper, put ting a blunt interrogation as to its meaning aa conveyed In the terms of a rational cronositlon. and the wrltar'n charm is wholly lost upon him. While the readers surrender to the author must be complete, his attitude should at be passive, but that of active r. ipoosiveuess and partnership. H. 14. amen in Harpers Magazine. In case of pain on the lungs Hamlins Wizard Oil acta like a mustard plaster. except that it is more effective and is o much nicer and cleaner to use. Accounting for It. Imogene Why Is it that so many e-eddinga happen on Wednesday? Esmeralda Well, on Sunday every body wants to sleep, you know; Mon day Is waab day, and Tuesday la Iron ing day. Wednesday la the first day In the week when there's really any time for marrying. ' OWARD E BtTKTOH - and Cnemlrt, LaulVilItt. C'oloriulu. iaiiJanirTtain nrlw. Silver. Lwd. SI. tinld. Hilwr. 16o: Gold fiOo; Z,rio orCopper.fi. Hall ins enrelopeaj ud full price list Eton jniliritt ion. Control and Umpire workao wd, iUtfarauou: fi"'MmW National Bank. dGRPIJIHEIie awsiiii pvrmauienny curat cy uiuxnamt. QweUTUitawd ollocoaUla Morphia. Landanun. 0tnra or uy oiar tin furtnittf dniff. ho fttoosrj raqnltad ia adtaaa. a full moolh traalinaat atol to Itwaa afflicted wittvowt m Mat of tUfMMlk. alanine haa tond ihiiawmli it will cura yoo. Oiva H Ixat trial, Tom aca to aa I usj wif juuca, auurata MM .. tL M, IK. MODERN tXPMT DENTISTRY At Prices that Defy ComplltlM TEETH WITHOUT PLATES A SPECIALTY fAINLESS EXTRACTION .60c SILVER FILLINGS 60c UP COLD FILLINGS $1.00 UP BK GOLD CROWN $5.00 GOOD RUBBER PLATE SS.OO THE BEST RUBBER PLATES $8.00 WHALEBONE PLATES $10.00 Out-of-town patients can obtain perfect work ud nvi money by calling at our office. NO STUDENTS NO GAS NO COCAINE All work guaranteed for ten years CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS 323M Washington St.. Cor. Sixth bUbliihed IS years. Here to stay. ??TtTslX "rut WHITE UCHT From Arctic 'lie iPSffiisiife r tf 1 0 ' ill if Solid brass font holds 4 quarts of oH-suffic entjo ve ou JJg for 9 hours-solid brass wick carriers-damper top-cool 1 's' Heater beautifully finished in nickel or Japan in a variety of styles. STANDARD OIL COMPANY Mm ltAm a - - -m w ranar That ra. ... . t ,Y u rrror Senatoi 11. nT . . olnner ln Indlanapo Our friend made an embarrass Ing error m - . ""uas me or John v. J0h" ,pent hl "oneymoon X Ti tOD e T t -- tie iert tn, bridal apart ment late one night to bathe, and o. o fetUr.n kn0Cked- M h PPe4 aoor, calling softly "'Honey!' "There was no answer. Winalow knocked again. " Honey!' "Still no answer. Wlnslow thum- . wi vu me aoor. " 'Honey!' he cried, ln a voice of a ony. Then a reply came at last "'Sneak, yon blooming Idiot' a Tolce growled. 'This Is a bed room, not a blooming beehive!'" CUT THIS OUT. Eecipe That Breaks a Cold in a Daj and Cures Any Curable Cough. 'Mix half ounce of Concentrated " iw unucco ui tfiy car.ne and half a pint of good whiskey shake well each time and use in dose of a teaspoonful to a tablespoonfu 'uv vu in I i ii ii 11 wirn -wa m These ingredients can be obtained from anv onnA u. ... them from his wholesale house. The Concentrated pine is a specia pine product and comes only in hall ounce bottles, each enclosed in an air tight case, but be sure it is labeled "Concentrated." A prominent local druggist says thai - i" -i ijiiiuu nunureai of times and that it is wondorfullj Forgotten. O, don't you remember poor Trilby, Ben Bolt, How you wept o'er her trials so sore? The world haa passed on and forgot ten her, Ben, And we hear of poor Trilby no more. Best for Children CURE Gives instant relief when Little throats are irritated and nr CVintnin do opiates and is as pleasant to take as it h eiiectrve. 1 A Ii r - - . SMITH WANTS The following produce of good, fat quality, and will pay as fol lows. He pays promptly and he does not charge commission. Ship immediately. Dressed Pork 9c Dressed Veal, m 130 . . . . 1 0c Large Veal Less. Live Chickens. 1 4c Address FRANK L SMITH MEAT CO. "rigtttlnt the Beef Trust" Portland, Oregon. i ll m I I W ii ii The RAYO LAMP is a high grade lamp raid at a low price. There are lamje that coat more but there is no better lamp at any price. The Burner, the Witt, the Chimney-Holder all are vital tilings la a lamp; these part o( the RAYO LAMP are perfectly constructed and there la nothing known in the art of lamp-making t)iat could add to the Talue of the RAYO as a light-giving device. Suitable for any room in the house. Every dealer everywhere. If not at yours, write for descriptive circular to the nearest Ageucy of the Standard Oil Company (Incorporated) to Tropics in Ten Minutes No oil heater has a higher efficien cy or greater heating power than the PERFECTION Oil Heater (Equipped with Smokeless Device) With it you can go from the cold of the Arctic to the warmth of the Tropics in 10 minutes. The new Automatic Smokeless Device prevents smoking. Removed in an instant for cleaning. . . . , . .ii rwaa Bad Breath For months I had eremt trouble with my stomach tuxi nerd all kinds of nicmee. My tongue has been actually ae green as gra, my breath having a Ud odor. Two wesisagoa fi ieur j lu ns,n8 I can willingly and ch.Tfully my that they have intirely enrt tne. I therefore let you know that I - imrm m any one autter ing trotn such troubles. " Chaa. H Hal. Pern. "4 E. 7th St, New York, N. Y. 'Z" Scta- Wk orGript juc, Oc. ac Never sold la balk The rmm io. tablet .tamped CCt ttra2Jd can or year mooer back. Kxplieit Dlrecttaaa. The Langworths lived In a cormer bouse so easily accessible from the street that they were being continu ally annoyed by persona ringing to ask where other people lived. At last tht son of the house, aays a writer in tht New Tork Tlmea, decided to put aa end to the nuisance. -I guess." he said, complacently, there won't be any more folks asking ft the Browns, the Biddies or the Han sons live In this house. r fliAd 'em." What hare you doner queried Mrs. Langworth. "Hung out a sign." "And what did you print on It?" -"Just Ave words." reDlied H.mU proudly. "-Nobody lives here but ua.'" AN EXCELLENT BEMEDY. Will Break Up a Cold ln Twenty-foui Hours and Cure Any Cough That Is Curable. The following mixture is often pre scribed and is highly recommended foi toughs, colds and other throat and bronchial trouble: Mix two ounces of Glycerine, a half ounce of Virgin Oi! it Pine compound pure, and eight ounces of pure Whisky. These can be bought in any good drug store and easily mixed together in a large bot tle. The genuine Virgin Oil of Pine compound pure is prepared only in the laboratories of the Leaeh Chemical Co.. Cincinnati, and put up for dispensing in half-ounce vials. A Pet Aayfcow. The family lived ln the suburbs of the city, and, much to the Joy of Lulu, a little pig was given a home ln the stable cellar. A tew daya later the little one was calling at a neighbor's, where she showed great Interest ln the bird. The lady said, "Don't you keep a bird at home?" "No." said Lulu, "we keep a pig In stead." Delineator. . Hard to Locate. "How about this new student's Idea of orthography?" said one professor. "He has me puzzled," replied the other. "I can't decide whether he It simply Illiterate or a spelling reform er ln advance of his time." Washing ton Star. Aa He Saw It. On the advertising sign was the pic ture of an athletic feminine individual arrayed in a flaring and abbreviated gown of intense blackness. "O, papa!" exclaimed the l-year-ole boy; "doesn't that lady look funny wearing an umbrella!" Belonsed to the Valoau "Tell me ah are you a er ah good, careful, excellent cook afid a ei a very superior laundress?" "Ah-h-h! Wot d'ye taake me fer twins?" Harper's Weekly. Painless Dentistry Out of towa people oea hare their pUt end bridsework 0- ithed la one c if neoeMerj. Wewill tin roe s ro 22k (old er Mrbw crawl Ik $3.61 Nolar Craen 5.01 22kBrMiTrUi3.S( GoMFIIIina 1.0C EoMMlf Ul'mit 1.CC 8ihw Fttlinara Inky Fillimt 2 h4 Rubber - putM 5.1' art Red fSfc. ker Plate. 7.5', fiinlwt blrnoe .SC WORK UAANTaO rOR l Tf S1 Palolan Extraction t ree whaa plates or bridge work ie ordered. Ooneulution Vrae, Yon oanaot eat betlei pslnlMa work done anrwhera. All work f ullr "r autoed. Modem elortrio eQttlpmeat. Kelt lustluxla, Wise Dental Co. VSSSIISSSH PORTuSSd. OREGON OHIO BOOM: S A. U. U t f . K. taadara, t e a THE SAFE WAY To travel East Is via the Oregon Railroad & - Navigation Company's NEW FAST TRAINS Oregon-Washington Limited Portland to Chicago Chicago-Portland Special Chicago, St. Look, Eta. Soo-Spohne-Portland "Train de Luxe" to St. Paul Latest equipment, Pullman, Tourist and Dining- Cars, electric lighted and up-tc-daU. Block Signal System Portland to Chicago. For literature, rates, reserva tions, etc , call on or write to any 0. R. & N. agent, or to WM. McMURRAY General Passenger Agent Portland, Oregon Pa. W. A. Wlti, rwaan taiMMHai U. S. NAVY SECOND Tonnage cf War Vessels Exceed ed Only by England. GERMANY SOON TAKE CUR PLACE Kaiser Has More Battleship Under Construction Will Be Second Power on High Seas. 'Washington, Nov. 27. Measured by actual naval tonnage in service, the United States ranks second among the nations of the world; Great Britain alone surpasses this country. But if to the tonnage in serviee is added to tonnage of warships authorized and in course of construction, the United States is compelled to yield second place to Germany. In other words, Germany has in course of construction more large battleships than has the United States. The relative order of warship tonnage of the great nations today is as fol lows: Great Britain 1,758,350 United States 682,785 Germany 609,700 France 602,920 Japan 396,368 Russia 259,263 Italy 816,038 Austria 114,897 It will be noted that Japan ia far inferior to the United States in its naval strength, standing fifth on the list. It will also be noted from the following table, showing the total naval tonnage of the great nations, as would be the case were vessels building now completed, that Japan retains her rela tive position on the list, with even less tonnage than the United states. As suming vessels under construction were all completed, the navies of the world would show the following tonnage: Great Britain 2,005,873 Germany ; 820,692 United States 785,687 France 766,906 Japan 489,704 KilSRia 412,250 Italy 257,818 Austria 167,297 These figure? are interesting in sev eral respects. Germany, for instance, which long stood fourth on the list of naval powers, has rapidly passed both the United States and France. Japan, on the other hand, supposed to have been making great strides in the devel opment of her navy, is not building as fast as the. United States. During the past year she increased her naval ton nage less than 50,000, and It is seen from the statistics above that her in crease, according to her present pro gramme, will not be equal -to that of the United States. The tonnage of the American navy today exceeds that of Japan by about 286,000; with the pres ent programme of both nations com pleted, the United States will lead by 296,000. TAX BEGULATXONS MADE. Income From Corporations Expected to Be $25,000,000. Washington, Nov. 27. Corporation tax regulations are now eomplete and ready for. the printer. It haa been a great task to meet all the complexities of the law and expected attacks upon it by the corporations. Latest estimates indicate a net revenue from the cor poration tax of approximately 25.000,. 000 annually, and 122,000 eorporations probably will have to pay the tax. In a far southwestern state it has been found that not more than 10 per cent of many thousands of corporations ever have actually done business. 1m proper registration in many eases is expected, but the series of penalties under the law will apply to all, even to those who fail to get the forms and regulations. The mailing of the forms and blanks to every corporation listed in the various districts is not required by law: and is merely to assist the cor porations. Those not registered should apply immediately to collectors. All returns are required to be in the collector's hands by March 1, then sent to the internal revenue bureau here, where the tax will be assessed and the taxpaying eorporations notified by June 1, the tax to be paid by July 1. Wild Man Is Captured. Ukiah, Cal., Nov. 27. Emilie Badoni. known in this section as "The Wild Man of Hopland," was captured last night by Constable Orr, of Cloverdale, and Game Wardens Lee and Miller, who broght him to this city. Badoni has lived in a eave pear Coinsky station since last May, and had not spoken to any one for many months. During this time he has lived on sheep he has killed and food taken from cabins in the neighborhood. Badoni was found by the officers sunning himself on top of Squaw rock, and was eaptured before he could offer any resistance. Mummy Barneses Arrives. Boston, Nov, 27. Barneses, king of Kgypt, is resting aboard the steamship Aragonia, while the vessel is discharg ing a portion of the cargo here prepara lory to proceeding to Now York. The monarch, whose age is estimated at about 3000 years, was lifted aboard the steamer by the seamen at Huei with New York for destination. Barneses just which one of the long line of Egyptian sovereigns of that name has not been determined is a mummy. Hail Hits Los Angeles. Los Angeles, Nov. 27. Hailstones as large as walnuts fell in various por tions of this city lute today for ten minutes. A sleet storm followed a sua den fall in the temperature, the falling sleet remaining on the ground some time, affording an unusual sight for taabea Raaiaa Oallera. Beneath the waters of Lake NeaiL fa Italy, lie buried two pleasure cal ler. They belonged te the Emperors Tiberius aad Caligula, and It Is eatd they contain art treasures that hare been covered for many centuries. Sys tematic eferta were made to recover the contents of the old hulks by S'.j or Borghl in 1895. Divers were en gaged, and the two galleys located, measured and carefully examined, and from both bronzes, pieces of wood, an chors and ornaments of all kinds were collected. The larger vessel measure about 230 feet in length and 80 feet ln beam, and the smaller 200 feet in length and Si feet In beam. Some piece of lead pip were found In the Teasels. They bear the Inscription. "Caesarts Aug. Gerruanlce the official name of Calteula. K I ee. "Can I Interest you In the aubject ef noiseless sewing machines V asked the man at the front door. "No. sir," said the man of the house; "my daughter always stngs when she's using a sewing machine, no matter What kind it la." Then he slammed the door In the caller's face. It's Peak's Eve Safve that gives instant relief to eyes; irri tated from dest, heat, sun or wind. All druggist or Howard Bros., Buffalo, Oar Own atlaatrala. "Mlstah Walkeh, kin yo' tell me di dlfTunce 'tween a lady's gown an' d driver of a public llbr'y delivery wag on?" ' "No, George; I give that one up. What Is the difference between a lady'i gown and the driver et a publlo li brary delivery wagon?" "De one has hooks ln de back, an' di uddah has booka In de hack." "Ladles and gentlemen, the g'.fted tenor, Mr. Stannup N. Howell, will now alng the popular sentimental bal. lad, 'Baby, Please Don't Scattar Crack er Crumbs In the Bed!'" TAXIDERMIST 1NH TiKrurn FURS BOUGHT F. B. FINLTY 249 Columbia Portland. Ore. Raises the dough and complies with ail pur food laws. Graft CRESCENT MrU CO. Maker of MAPLE INX 'better than Maple). IF YOU VE NEVER WORN or X '-.ewe SLICKER you've yet to learn ttlebodilv comfort it oivm in the wetteit weather made roe hAabatwcc AMD GUARANTEED WATS, PROOF AT AU COCO STO91J CATAlMmt m.. f it r- -Ta i oToT ua fr?9 Tf"'" a eft i eaj The Lahocst Manufacturcw or Mcn' fine Shocs iwtmc would Wear W. L. Douglas comfortable, aay-walkln shoes. Thar are mad upon honor, of the best leeth era, by the moat skilled workman, In all the latest fashions. Shoes In aver style and snap to suit men In all walks of Ufa. If I could take sou Into my large factories at Brockton, Mass., and show you how carefully W. L. Doug laa shoes are mads, you would than understand why they hold their shape, fit better, wear longer and are of greater value than any other make. CAl'TlON. Ami that W. L. Donglu Dame and the retail prbie la a atnpejoe the bottom. Take Ko Substitute. 4 ..DiLn : is not a work shoe to to eve Kood wear. Have show you the good looking, well-ntting, Mayer Work Shoes. Mad of tough stock. Rear aolea, solid double leather toea double Kama. Made will lest Laager than any other tboes you MAYER WORK SHOES are saad (or working nea oi all ctanni built oa honor." You caa save money Sag the a. Will outwear any other make. To be sure Too are getting Maver Shoe, the Mayer Tiade Mark e the tote. Your will aupply voat d not, write to as. rHtt-It roe wB wed m sw aawe of a drake ae aaade Mayer Work Dnon, we will Mad aani, a beeeaful ncaue ei tjtets WMaMetoa, We alaa make nooorbiit Shoes lot men. Shoe, Martha Washington Comfort Shoes, Yarma Cuth. loa Shot and Special Merd School I F. Mayer Boot & Shoe . MILWAUKEE. WIS. The Family Physician The best medicines ia the world c.nnot take the place of the family physician. Consult him early when taken ill. If the trouble is with your throat, bronchial tubes, or lungs, ask him about takinf Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Then tc it or not, as he says. A f We kaaleh e'rahel rreai eur eiedkeluee We art. y e eeit.tiii yee doeior tiers Bilious attacks. alck.hr.-lrh i... tion, constipation, dmy spells these are some of the results of an Inset! liver. Ask your doctor if he endorse! Ayer's Tills in these esses. The doss is small, one pill at hedtlme. ! by thei. C. ' . A Literal IHellaetloa. Bishop Potter was known as quit a wit, and often took dollKht In turn ing his humor loose on his associates, but here Is an Instance where the Joka, although quite unintentional, was on the bishop. H waa to preach at a certain parish in the West In the even ing, and the congregation was not t little amdsed at the somewhat ambigu ous announcrauant or their worthy pas tor, who said: "Remember our special service next Sunday afternoon. The Lord will be with us during the morning services, and Bishop Potter In the evening. Success Magazine. A LEADER WATER SYSTEM IN YOUR HOME Meana an unfailing water aupply. It meani that you will have the mct practi cal Dunnaile water eunply yatern now In una. Na elevated tank, no frueen pipee la winter, no eua-nant water In aummer. no water supply trouulee of any aort. Tank placed In uearmmit. out of eight and way, nuule of prewi ataeL will nut ruet and Will lat a lifetime. Vou will be pleaeed with the I.EADKR yatem of furniahina1 PomeNtte .Water Hupr Y- Aak ftir our tatabwue and free booklet. "How 1 bolved My Water upplr Problem," LEWIS & ST AVER CO. Portland, Ore., Spokane, Wash. Boise, Idaho. W H JCW wrltJnfj to d-sirtlr plMf HifjHriusi iuii asipr WOE3K necessary for look clumsy your dealer comfortable. cou uteri. solid aad caa buy. aad are by wear. look (or aula who doee yea tree, poa. ai Medina L shoes. Co. STF5 " """" I I ili r 1 v II ( mm m m 4 x i 1 ! 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