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... .;i 4 "Ship It to Me" SAYS SMITH Smith wants erery dreeaed veal and hoc In the country. He r.erer charges ton m.on. We will pay aa tullowa (or rood, (at a tuff. Ship by expre a. Dnased Veal op to ISO lb. 12 He Dressed Pork 11c Lire Chickens ...16c Draned Chickana 17WC. Ees ..Market Prtc Address FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. "r'xntinc the Beef Trust" PORTLAND. OREGON Literally Bo. "I hear your girl has a good trade How." "Don't speak of It aa a trade; It li real calling." "What Is It?- "She is a telephone operator." Bal timore American. Depravity. Goodman Gonrong What d'ye reck n In the deadest of the dead lan guages T Saymold Storey My guess Is that It's the one you use when you're coughin'. Blwplyfylna; It. "Joslah, what Is the house of lordsT" "It's one branch of the British par liament. Tou've heard of the house of commons, haven't you?" "Te-es." "Well, the lords are the uncommon. The Heal Victim. Mrs. Kawlor Isn't the cost of living frightful these days? Mrs. Kenntur Indeed It is. It's so hard to save enough out of It to pay the still greater cost of moving 1 Chi cago Tribune. Thoae Loving; Friends. Maybelle Do you think this photo graph looks like me? Gladys Not In the least, dear; but It's a splendid picture. SEEDS Catalogue for the Asking Send for It J. J. BUTZER 188 Street Front Portland, Oregon WE PAY CASH For homestead relinquishmenta, and can aell your (arms and runeheH quickly. Let ua handle your business and we will sruarantae your satisfaction. Give (ull particulars in tirat letter. DAVIS & BUITKAMP 610 Delcum Bldg. Portland, Ore $2,000 A YEAR In beinft earner by hundreds of Chiropod bi.. The work is easily learned, com peti tion slight returns lucrative. A thousand srraduates could be placed tomorrow. Write for particulars The Western School of Chiropody Portland, Oregon A Broken Down Foot-Arch. FERRVS To grow the fin est flowers and most luscious vere table, plant the bost seeus. rsrry s ueens are ixw. because they nover fall In yield or quamy. me pest fraraen- ers ana farmers everywiiere know Ferry's seeds to be the Aivucflt tanu or quality yet attained. For sale e very w lie ro. I FERRY'S 1910 Seed Amu Free on request f . M. FERBT ft CO, snsen. Mm. MODCRN CXPCRI DENTISTRY At Prices that Defy Competition Item WITHOUT PLATES A SPECIALTY PAINLESS EXTRACTION.. 50c SILVER FILLINGS ,.60c up GOLD FILLINGS il.OO up E2K GOLD CKOWN S5.00 GOOD RUBBER PLATE $3.00 THE BEST RUBBER PLATES $8.00 WHALEBONE PLATES S10.00 Out-of-town patientM can obtain perfect work and aava money by calling at our office, MO STUDEN r3 NO GAS N COCA1NK All work irUBranteed for tan years CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS 323tt Washington St.. Cor. Sixth Established 15 tear Here to sta FOR Curei the sick and PIN 2(3 iWJ jdj) IN THE DESCHUTES VALLET The Place Tou've Been Reading About Write lor Inlormatlon COOPER & TAYLOR, Selling Agts. 306-7-8-8 Henry Bldg., Portland. Oregon iTotewartfer Exceitloa. The early bird had caught the worm. Thinking the Incident self-axplana-tory and the moral perfecl'y obvloua the bird refrained from trying to say anything smart Thereby Introducing a startling In novation and establishing a new rec fd. . His Woaderfal Tact. Wheeler Why, 11188 Snooper, how costumes completely alter people! I hardly knew you. Miss Snooper Do I lock such a fright, then? Wheeler On the contrary, yon look most charming. Illustrated Bits. Two Hsrsaapd Natfoae. Bay Mackerel Thanksgiving and Christmas may be seasons for the dis memberment of Turkey, but I know a nation In even a worse case. Shad Rose What la that Bay Mackerel Lent, when occur the halting of fin-land. Expected Trouble. One evening Fred, aged 4, says the Chicago News, saw a shooting star for the first time. Running Into the house, he exclaimed: "Oh, mamma, I'll bet there's going to be trouble In heav en to-night. Somebody let one of the start fall." TJalted on That. "There Is a wide difference of opin ion as to the desirability of a quiet wedding." "WellT" "But everybody wants an unosten tatious divorce." Louisville Courier Journal. Coining; Another Word. Willie Pa, may I ask one more ques tion? Pa Well, what Is it? Willie If a man from Portugal li a Portuguese Is his little boy a Por tugosllng? Pa Right to bed with you. St Louis Times. tare of Him. "I'll give you a position as clerk to itart with," aald the merchant, "and pay you what you are worth. Is that atlsfactory?" "Oh, perfectly," replied the college rraduate, "but er do you think the Ira can afford It?" Catholic Stand ard and Times. Unpremeditated Sarcasm. Eminent Musician Among my pro fessional friends I Reporter (gasping) Professional friends! Are they living? Bad Breath "For months I had great trouble with tny stomach and used all kinds of medicines. My tongue has been actually as green aa grass, my breath having a bad odor. Two weeksago a friend recommended Cascarets and after using them I can willingly and chetsrfully say that they have entirely cored me. I therefore let you know that I snail recommend them to any one suffer ing from such troubles." Chas. H. Hal. pern, 114 E. 7th St., New York, N. Y. CUT THIS OUT. mall It with your ad dress to the Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago, 111., and rec ive a handsome sou venir Gold Bon Bon FREE. eeds Don't waste time and money plant ing poor seeds. Our seeds won Firat Grand Prize at the Seattle Exposi tion. Our prices are reasonable. Big Catalogue free. Send for a copy. a Vogeler Seed Co. Salt Lake City, Utah KOW-KURE is not a "food" It is :i medicine, nnd the only medicine in tiie world for cows on y. Mnile for the cow mid, as it name indicates, allow Cure. Bit' rerun's, retained after birth, abortion, soouth, caked udder, and all similar iilll'c turns positive. y and quickly cured. No one who keeps cowh, whether nmnv or few, can afford to he without KO W KUftE. It is mad eseeiftlly to keepcow" healthy. Our book "Cow Money" sent FREE. A-.k your local dea'er for KOW-KURE or send to the manufacturers. DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO. . LjndoariBt, ft K EYE DISTEMPER CATARRHAL FEVER AND ALL NOSE AND THROAT DISEASES acts as a p-eventlve for others. Liguic 8 e ven on the tongue, tiufe for brood mares and all others, lies kidney remedy; 60 cent and $1 a bottle; $5 and $10 the dozen Sold by all dru -gist and horse goods houses, or sent, ezpresi paid, by the manufacturers. SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists, Goshen, Ind. 2 The rarmera' I HII I Empire friend aad 1 B-We. TRUST GRIPS ALASKA Commute on Territories Alleges Complete Control. - BUYING CP COAL AND RAILROADS P. Morgan and Guggenheim Inter cats Have Plan to Practically Own Alaska's Industries. Washington, Feb. 19. Senator Bev- eridge, of Indiana, got his committee on territories into action today and within a short time had established the fact that the Alaskan syndicate owned by J. P. Morgan & Co. and the Guggen heim brothers had a steel grip on the natural resources of that territory. The fast of significance brought oat is that the Morgan-Guggenheim syndi cate has an option on the celebrated Cunningham coal claims through which came the quarrel that resulted in Gifford Pinchot being dismissed as United States forester and' brought on the so-called Ballinger-Pinchot inves tigation now under way. These claims, according to the testi mony brought out by the Indiana sen stor are now held in escrow awaiting the decision of the government as to whether they are valid. If they are eventually approved, the Morgan-Guggenheim syndicate will come into pos session of them. The Alaskan syndi cate is the general name lor the vari ous companies operating in Alaska, all being owned by the Morgan-Guggenheim crowd. It was shown that the syndicate was formed in 1906 by the purchase of 46 per cent of the stock of the Northwest ern Commercial company, which owned the Northwestern Steamship company and the Northwestern Fisher ies company. The latter company packs 300,000 cases of salmon annual ly, as compared with a pack of 2,000, 000 cases by other interests. Last year the Alaska Steamsip company was formed by reorganizing the com' panies in which the syndicate had Dougnt large interests ana it now operates 12 steamers, or rather 11, as report) today indicate that one has been lost A long list of steamship companies in which the AlaBka syndi cate has no interest was given in sup port of its claim that it was not a mon opoly. The railroad owned by the syn dicate is now 102 mileB long, and is to be extended to 199 miles. Both Messrs. Steele and Birch in sisted that there was no truth in the re ports that the syndicate had. or was seeking, a monopoly of railroads, steamship lines,fisherieB, copper mines or coal lands in Alaska. Tbey denied with great emphasis that they were Utrying to "gobble up" Alaska. ROOSEVELT HUNT OVER. Party Leaves for Khartoum All Are In Perfect Health. Gondokoro, Soudan, Feb. 19. With the departure of the Roosevelt party down the Nile, the eat hunt of BwanaTumbo through the wilda of East Africa closed today. The story of the "portly mapter," replete with stirring incident and full of admiring praise for his prowees as a mighty hunter, will now take its place in the lore of the native who worships him as a king from a foreign land. It is probable that there will be sev eral little aide trips for bunting on the way to Khartoum, but these will be of little comparative importance and it is rot expected that any big game will be found. The members of the party, all of whom are well and apparently have thrived upon the outdoor life of the jungle, consider that the big hunt is over. Conboy Jury Disagrees. San Francisco, Feb. 19. Although ngly rumors of jury fixing, perjury and police inactivity are in the air follow ing a disagreement by the jury which heard evidence in the ease of former police captain Michael J. Conboy, charged with killing Bernard Lagan, no direct charges are made against anyone concerned. The Conboy jury, when discharged late last night, stood 10 to 2 for conviction. Two of the jurors maintained that the evidence did not warrant conviction, and refus ed to change the views. Finds Buried City in Gautemala. Belize, British Honduras, Feb. 19. Count M. Deperiguy, a French arch aeologist who has arrived here, reports the discovery of an ancient buried city in Guatemala, two miles from Bonque Viejo, near the frontier of BritishHon- duraa. He declares that the ruins in dicate that the inhabitants of the city bad attained a high degree of civiliza tion, even approaching that of the Ro mans. The count will ask the consent of President Cabrera to excavate. .Khartoum Prepares for Roosevelt. Khartoum, Feb. 19. Although for mer President Roosevelt is not expec ted to arrive here for two weeks, the city is rapidly filling with visitors anx ious to greet him. It is estimated jthnt Khartoum will entertain the I greatest crowds in its history when the ' distinguished American reaches here. Don't Wait or Spiing to c me, but begin to build ap four system now by cleansing your blood of those impurities that have accumulated In It during the winter. To build up your t-y.-ttem now will help yon through the sudden and extreme changes of w a her at his rason and very likely s :ve you from serious sickness later. Hood's Sarsaparilla is the niedcine to take. It purities the blood and eives strength and vigor. Get it today in nsusl liquid form or caoeo ted tablets called Sarsatabs. .0) Dosee tl. Lived To Fast. "Poor fellow! He Is qutt broken down, and the doctor says that hit condition Is due to fast living." "Fast llvlngr ' "Yes; yon see, he Is a traveling man, and he was obliged to eat so many dlnlng-car meals and lose so much sleep In sleepers that his constitution gave way." Brooklyn Citizen. The "Black-Haa" Baal Mrs. Bart My husband got a letter to-day saying something dreadful would happen If he didn't send the writer a sum of money. Mrs. Smart My husband gets dunned for his bills, too. Boston Transcript ' Quick As Wink. If Your eves ache with a smarting. burning sensation and dizziness, use PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. All drusreista or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Aad It DI4. "Roll on, thou mighty ocea.nl" The poet wrote his song. Ah, well, the bard has had his way, For ever since that fateful day The ocean has. In ceaseless play. Been rolling right alongl Chicago Tribune. Sqoabbllaar Aboat Notbtaa;. "To-day my wife and myself had the most foolish squabble of our married career." "And what was the subject of your discussion?" "How ws would Invest our money tf we had any." Kansas City Journal. Mothers wttl find Mrs. WlniloVa Boothtn Syrup the bust remedy to use for their children vuxiug uie teeumig period. Aa Ha Groamd. Tennyson had Just begun to write the "Charge of the Light Brigade." "Half a league, half a league. Half a league onward" Then he stopped. "Bounds a good deal like 'Off agin, en agin, gone agin, Flnneganl" he said, knitting his brows. But he went ahead with It, 'and the Jingle made decided hit Chicago Tribune. Dlda't Kaootly Mesa It. The Girl Isn't this play tiresomel The Toung Man It's aa awful bore. But there Is no use. Miss Pinkie, of your trying to conoeal a yawn with that fairy little hand of yours; it can't half cover er I mean that la Chlcasro Tribune. ' TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets. DrufrirleU refund money tf It fails to sure. E. W. GROVE'S signature la on each box. 86a. Hla Fnraalt. "What does Ardup follow for a llv lngr - "Just now he Is following old Scad well's daughter, in the hope that he will be living In the Scadwell family some day." Oar Lnoky Ace. "Speaking of the Wright brothers, It's a good thing for people who like to travel by water that Fulton lived g good many years ago." "Why thatr "He would undoubtedly be trying to get an injunction on all the boats afloat." Boston Herald. Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna appeals to the cultured and the well-informed and the healthy because its component parts are simple and whole some and because it acts with out disturbing the natural func tions, as it is wholly free from every objectionable quality or substance. In its production a pleasant and refreshing syrup of the figs of California is unit ed with the laxative and car minative properties of certain plants known to act most bene ficially, on the human system, when its gentle cleansing is de sired. To get its beneficial ef fects, always buy the genuine, for sale by all reputable drug gists; one size only, price fifty cents a bottle. The name of the company California Fig Syrup Co. is always plain ly printed upon the front of ev ery package of the genuine. orria LOUTVILLE. KY. Pleasant l(ereshM BenciciL SAN FRANCISCO. CAL. PUTWAM Color mora roods brljrhtar and f aaUr MW to dyi Itaaaeb aad i SUM ia is BAiaraniaaa o Biva panaci raauui BaUCOOvr aTtarrta af Dalla Dullness means a lack of Imagina tion, and without Imagination life and happiness., are both Impossible. Re Ugion and art, from one point of view hare the same mission. They bring to man the sense of amazement. The teach us that the world is a wonderful fairy palace, the place of hourly mira cles. Then we discover that we our selves are most amazing creatures. Tht dull man is not Interested In himself has no self-love. I am certain that nc man can love his neighbor unless hi has learned to love himself. From our elves we discover humanity. Fair, Fat aad Tlde-r. A Kansan sat on the beach at Atlan tic City watching a fair and very fat! bather disporting herself In the surf j He knew nothing of tides and he did not notice that each succeeding wav cam a little closer to his feet. At las) an extra-big wave washed over hit shoetops. "Hey, there!" he yelled at the fair fat bather. "Quit yer Jumpln' up and downk D'ye want to drown met" Everybody's. PILES CURED IN TO 14 DAYS PAZO OINTMENT Is ruaranteed to cure any ease of Itch Inn. Blind. Bleeding or t'rotrudin Files In 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60c Tart. Girl With the Fur Jacket Every body speaks well of the preacher al yoox church. Qlrl With the Yellow Buskins He'i Just aa nice as he can be. When there'i only a few people at the morning ser vice he never gets cross and roasti them because the congregation lsn'l larger, Geaataa Alarm. "Madam, your pet dog bit my little boy In the face this morning." "Oh, you alarm me) Had your little boy's face been antlseptically washed?" "Of course not. I " "Good heavsn, womanl How could you let the little darling run such a risk! James, telephone at once for the veterinarian." Baltimore Amor lean. Llfbtalaar Chance. "Maria, who la the spider legged gawk that comes to see Bessie two or three times a week?" "Why, don't you know, John? That's young Mr. Welloph, the Junior partner In the firm of Spotcash & Co." "Well, confound her, why doesn't she give him a little more encouragement?" Chicago Tribune. Portland is the big market place of the Northwest Send Your Produce THERE We are handlers of Errs, Butter, Veal, Dressed Hogs, Poultry, live or dressed; also Apples, Onions, -Potatoes. Consignments, whether large or small, are solicited. We can give you good prices for good stuff. Write Ua. McEwen & Koskey COMMISSION MERCHANTS 129 Front St, Portland, Ore. Best for Children PIS'; i CURE v Give instant relief when little throats are irritated and tore. Contains no opiates and is as pleasant to take as it is effective. An Draasists. SS & . '.-' 3 Syrup . KEW YORK. N. Y Si QaSSV, FADELESS DYES colors than any other dye. On 10c packaara k - AS oaaier, oi wa wuisawipaiu atvnnva Does Not Color Hair Ayer's Hair Visor, as now made from our new improved formula, does not stain or color the hair even to the slightest degree. Cray hair, white hair, blonde hair is not made t shade darker. But It certainly does stop falling hair. No question about that. ftn rv rfttnre ft rnlnr ef lh hah. A Vorla with eeeh fcetue SheaTii M yea 1JSIS tbeaaeaeee sheas It, Indeed, we believe it will stop every case of falling hair unless there Is some very unusual complication, something greatly affecting the general health. Then yea should consult your physician Also ask him about tlie new Ayer's Hair Vigor. i .. Made by the I. O. Aver Oe., Lew.ll, Mess. . The Wladoaa of Rlleaea. The late Judge Silas Bryan, the father of William J. Dryan, once had several hnms stolen from his smoke house. He missed thorn at once, but said nothing about It to any one. A few days later a neighbor came to him. "Say, Judge," he said, "I hear'd yew had some hams stole t'other night" "Yes," replied tho Judge, very conH dentlally, "but don't tell any one. Tea aad I are the only ones who know It" Success Magazine. To the Basemen Via Wlrvlaaa. The Janitor noglocts the heat, A customary trick! The tenant kicks a register To register a kick. Kansas City Times. REDUCE THE COST OF UV1N0; useCRESCENT BAKING POWDER 25c FULL POUND 3ffi EJ . COFFEEl TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS JUST RKillT CUSSEr&DEVER3 PORi LANU. UKC. Trial Bottler Free By Mall tf job suffer from Knllepay, Fits, Tailing Sickness, Spurns, or bsre chllilrra that do so, my Mew Dis covery will rrlleve them, and sll too are asked U do Is to send f ur a ITres TrlaltU BolUe of Dr.jlay's pllaxptloldaa Our( It ll&a enred thnnasnils arhnra ewerthlii alee filled. UuarsnteiHS by Hay JUedlral Laboratory t'udrr Pure Food and Drum Act, June SOtk, ltlol ftnsranty No. 1K7. l'lta.e write for HpeclalFree t lioitle and (ire AGS and om pleU address DO. 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