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SAYS SMITH Smith wants every dressed Tea and hog m tha country. Ha never chanree com miss on. We will pay as follows for Bood, fat atutf. Ship by expre a. Drasaed Veal up to 130 lba 12HC Dressed Pork lie. Live Chickens , 6c. Dreased Chickens 17jC, Exs Market Price Address FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. "Fighting the Beef Trust" . PORTLAND, OREGON i.1 terollr Bo. "I hear your girl has a good trad? now."' , "Don't speak of It as a trade; It li 1 real calling." "What Is It?" "She 1b a telephone operator." Bal timore American. DeprTlty. Goodman Oonrong What d'ye reck on Is the deadest of the dead lan guages? . Saymold Storey My guess Is that It's the one you use when you're coughln'. Blmplyfylnsr It. "Joslah, what is the house of lords?" "It's one branch of the British par liament. Tou've heard of the house of commons,' haven't you?" "Te-ea" "Well, the lords are the uncommons." Tha Real Victim.. Mrs. Kawler Isn't the cost of living frightful these days? Mrs. Renntur Indeed It Is. It's so bard to save enough out of It to pay the still greater cost of moving! Chi cago Tribune. Those Loving .Frlende. Maybelle Do you think this photo graph looks like me? Gladys Not In the least, dear; but It's a splendid picture. SEEDS Catalogue for the Asking Send for It J. J. B U TZER 188 Street Front - Portland, Oregon WE PAY CASH For homestead relinquishments, and can sell your farms and ranches quickly. Let us handle your business and we will guarantee your satisfaction. Giva full particulars in first letter. . DAVIS & BUITKAMP S10 Dekum Bldg. Portland, Ore $2,000 A YEAR Is being earned by hundreds of Chiropod ists. The work is easily learned, competi tion slight, returns lucrative. A thousand graduates could be placed tomorrow. Write for particulars . The Western School of Chiropody Portland, Oregon A Broken Down Foot-Arch. SEEDS To grow the fin est flowers and I most luscious vegetables, plant the best seeds. Ferry's Heeds are brat becausethey neverfalllu yield . or quality. 1'ne Dent earaen- ers and farmers every where know Ferry's seeds to both nijfncn sianoara or quality y attained. saie avarywuere. IrEUrS 1910 Sera inaul Froe on request a. h. ran tei. initir, ma MODERN EXPCRI DENTISTRY . . At Prices that Paly Competition TECfH WITHOUT PLATES A SPECIALTY . painless ext action 1 b1lvek fillings ; gold fillings ck: gold crown t GOOD KUBBER PLATE . THE BEST RUBBER PLATES. ......... ...60C ...... L.kOs up 1s.o8 ss.oo $8.00 " WHALEBONE PLATES .B1U.UU Out-of-town natianta can obtain perfect work and aave money by caMlne at our office.. NOBTUDENrS NO GAS NO COCA1NK AU work anaranbwd for ten years CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS 323V WashlnftM St.. Cor. Sixth btabOshed 15 rears . . Here tnstne FOR n .. . ! t- uures ine sica 11 PINK r Ten on tue ju ..;.. IN . lit mi the THE DESCHUTES VALIXT " The Flaee Tou've Been Readme About .; Write for Information . nnnrn 9. T A VI fn Colllnc Acfc lASUri-n Wins TM raraaar- I I M 206-7-S-9 Henry BW., Portland. Ortiow . rrie-da itolWTTortny Uxcenttoa. The early bird had caught the worn. Thinking the Incident self-explana tory and the moral perfectly obvious, the bird refrained from trying; to say anything smart Thereby Introducing a startling In novation and establishing a new rec ord. Ills Wonderrnl Taet. Wheeler Why, Miss Snooper, how costumes completely alter people! I hardly knew you. Miss Snooper Do I look such a fright, then? Wheeler On the contrary, you look most charming. Illustrated Bits. Two Harassed Nations. Bay Mackerel Thanksgiving and Christmas may be seasons for the dis memberment of Turkey, but I know a nation In even a worse oase. Shad Rose What Is that? Bay Mackerel Lent, when occurs the baiting of fin-land. Expected Trouble. One evening Fred, aged 4, says the Chicago News, saw a shooting star for the first time. Running Into the house, he exclaimed: "Oh, mamma, I'll bet there's going to be trouble In heav en to-night. Somebody let one of the) stars fall.'; United on That. 'There 1b a wide difference of opin ion as to the desirability of a quiet wedding." "Well?" "But everybody wants an unosten tatious divorce." Louisville Courier Journal. ' Coining; Another Word. Willie Pa, may I ask one more ques tion? Pa Well, what Is It? Willie If a man from Portugal ii a Portuguese Is his little boy a Por- tugosllng? Pa Right to. bed with you. St Louis Times. Sure of Him. "I'll give you a position as clerk t tart with," said the merchant, "and ?ay you what you are worth. Ia that latlsfactory?"- "Oh, perfectly," replied the college rraduate, "hut er do you think the Ira can afford It?" Catholic Stand ird and Times. Unpremeditated Sarcasm. Eminent Musician Among my pro fessional friends I Reporter (gasping) . Professional friends I Are they living? Bad Breath "For months I had great trouble with my stomach and used all kinds of medicines. My tongue has been actually as green as grass, my breath ha vine a bad odor. Two weeks ago a friend recommended Cascarets and after using them I can willingly and cheerfully say that they have entirely cured me. I therefore let you know that I shall recommend them to any one suffer ing from sucn troubles." Cnas. H. HaU pern, 114 E. 7th St., New York, N. Y. CUT THIS OUT. mail It with your ad dress to tha Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago. 111., and rec ive a handsome eou ' venir Gold Bon Bon FREE. eeds Don't waste time and money plant ing poor seeds. Our seeds won First Grand Prize at the Seattle' Exposi tion. Our prices are reasonable. Big Catalogue free. Send for a copy. Vogeler Seed Co. Salt Lake City, Utah KOW-KURE is not a "food" it Is 1 medicine, and the only medicine in the world for cows only. Made for the cow and. as its name indicates. a Cow Cure. Bu renews, retained after birth, abortion, scours, diked udder, and all similar affectum positivu;y and quickly cured. No one who keeps cowx, whether many or few. can alford to he without K.OYV KUftR. It U made especially to keep cows healthy. Our book "Cow Money" sent FREE. Ak your local doa'er for K.OW-KUEE or send to the manufai-turera. . DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO. LrsJiwrilW. Tl YE DISTEMPER CATARRHAL fEVER iiyin an NfKr AND THROAT DISEASES 1 , - . n..mtiKva fn rifhr-ra. Liquid aui ni-in na 1 w-.- ,-. tr " . JI eule lor liroou mares ana ai 1 oiners. je 8 kidney remcuy, ouccms fAiwut "" t- Bold by all dm -gist-i and horse guods houses, or sent, expresi paid, by the manufacturers. - SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists, Goshen, Ind. 1 I rawer LL SesaSea TRUST GRIPS ALASKA Commltte on Territories Alleges Complete Control. BUYING DP COAL AND RAILROADS P. Morgan and Guggenheim Inter est Have Plan to Practically Own Alaska's Industrie. Washington, Feb. 19. Senator Bev- eridge, of Indiana, got his committee on territories into . action today and within a short time had established the fact that the Alaskan syndicate owned by J. P. Morgan & Co. and the Guggen heim brothers had a steel grip on the natural resources of that territory. The fact of significance brought out is that the Morgan-Guggenheim syndi cate has an option on the celebrated Cunningham coal claim through which came the quarrel that resulted in Gifford Pinchot being dismissed as United States forester and brought on the so-called Ballinger-Pinchot inves tigation now under way. These claims, according to the testi mony brought out by the Indiana sen ates are now held in escrow awaiting the decision of the government as to whether they are valid. If they are eventually approved, the Morgan-Gug genheim syndicate will come into pos session of them. The Alaskan syndi cate is the general name for the vari ous companies operating in Alaska, all being cwned by the Morgan-Guggenheim crowd. It was shown that the syndicate was formed in 1906 by the purchase of 46 per cent of the stock of the Northwest ern Commercial , company, which owned the Northwestern Steamship company and the Northwestern Fisher ies company. .. The latter company packs 300,000 cases of salmon annual ly, as compared with a pack of 2,000,- 000 cases by other interests. Last year the Alaska Steamsip company was formed by reorganizing the com panies in which the syndicate bad bought large interests and it now operates 12 steamers, or rather 11, as reports today indicate that one has been lost. A long list of steamship companies in which the Alaska syndi cate has no interest was given in sup port of its claim that it was not a mon opoly. The railroad owned by the syn dicate is now 102 miles long, and is to be extended to 199 miles. . Both Messrs. Steele and Birch in sisted that there was no truth in the re ports that the syndicate had, or was seeking, a monopoly of railroads. steamship lines, fisheries, copper mines or coal lands in Alaska. They denied with, great emphasis that they were trying to "gobble up" Alaska. ROOSEVELT HUNT OVER.- Party Leaves for Khartoum All Are In Perfect Health. Gondokoro, Soudan, Feb. 19. With the departure of the Roosevelt party down the Nile, the great hunt of BwanaTumbo through the wilds of East Africa closed today. The story of the "portly mapter," replete with stirring incident and full of admiring praise for his prowess as a mighty hunter, will now take its place in the lore of the native who worships .him as a king from a foreign land. It is probable that there will be sev eral little side trips for hunting on the way to Khartoum, but these will be of little comparative importance and it is 1 ot expected that any big game will be found. The members of the party, all of whom are well and apparently have thrived upon the outdoor life of the jungle, consider that the big hunt is over. - - Conboy Jury Disagrees. San Francisco, Feb. 19. Although ugly rumors of jury fixing, perjury and police inactivity are in the air follow ing- a disagreement by the jury which heard evidence in the case of former police captain Michael J. Conboy, charged with killing Bernard Lagan, no direct charges are made against anyone concerned. ' The Conboy jury, when discharged lata last night, stood 10 to 2 for conviction. Two of the jurors maintained that the evidence did not warrant conviction, and refus ed to change the views. Finds Buried City In Gautemala. Belize, British Honduras, Feb. 19. Count M. Deperiguy, a French arch aeologist who has arrived here, reports the discovery of an ancient buried city in Guatemala, two miles from Bon que Viejo, near the frontier of BritisbHon duras. Ho declares that the ruins in dicate that the inhabitants of the city had attained a high degree of civiliza tion, even approaching tbat of the Ro mans. The count will ask the consent of President Cabrera to excavate. Khartoum Prepares for Roosevelt. Khartoum, Feb. 19. Although for mer President Roosevelt is not expec ted to arrive here for two weeks, the city is rapidly filling with visitors anx ious to greet - him. It is estimated that Khartoum will entertain ' the greatest crowds in its history when the distinguished American reaches here, Don't Wait or Spring to c me, but begin to build up your system now by cleansing your blood of those impurities thut have accumulated In it during the winter. To build up your system now will help you through the sudden and extreme changes of w. a her at his teascm and very likely s ;ve you from serious sickness later. Hood's Sarsaparilla lathe medicine to take. It purines the blood and gives strength and vigor. Get it today In usual liquid form or caoeolatad tablets called Sarsauba. lOi Doses U. Ureal Too Fast. "Poor fellow! He Is quite broken down, and the doctor says that hit condition Is due to fast living." "Fast living?" "Yes; you see, he Is a traveling man. and he was obliged to eat so many dlnlng-car meals and lose so " much sleep in' sleepers that his constitution gave way." Droolclyn Citizen. The "mack-Hand" Buatnese. Mrs. Bart My husband got a letter to-day saying something dreadful would happen if he didn't send the writer a sum of money. Mrs. -Smart My husband gets dunned for his bills, too. Boston Transcript Quick As Wink. If Your eves ache with a smartincr. Duming sensation and dizziness, use PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. All drusrirists or riowara Bros., uuitaio, x. And It Did. "Roll on, thou mighty ocean t The poet wrote his song. Ah, well, the bard has had his way. For ever since that fateful day The ocean has. In ceaseless play. Been rolling right along! Chicago Tribune. Bqnabblina; Aboat Nothing. "Te-day my wife and myself had the most foolish squabble of our married career." "And what was the subject of your discussion?" "How we would Invest our money It we had any." Kansas City Journal Mothers will find Mrs. Wina1owi Bonthine Byrup the best remedy to use tot their children luring tne teethlug period. As He Ground. Tennyson had Just begun to write the "Charge of the Light Brigade." "Half" a league, half a league, Half a league onward" Then he stopped. "Sounds a good deal like 'Off agin, on agin, gone agin, Flnnegan!" he said, knitting his brows. But he went ahead with It, and the Jingle made a decided hit Chicago Tribune. Didn't tCxaotlr Heasi It. The Qlrl Isn't this play tiresome! ' The Toung Man It's an awful bore. But there Is no use. Miss Pinkie, of your trying to conceal a yawn with that fairy little hand of yours; It can't half cover er I mean that Is Chlcaao Tribune. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets. Druffrfsts refund money If It falia to euro. E. W. UKUVE'B aignaturs la on rath box. Ua His Pnranlt. "What does- Ardup fellow for a liv ing?" "Just now he Is following old Scad- well's daughter, In the hope that ha will be living In the Scadwell family seme day." Unr Icekf Asre. "Speaking of the Wright brothers, it's a good thing for people who like to travel by water that . Fulton lived t good many years ago." "Why thatr . "He would undoubtedly be trying to get an injunction on ail the boats afloat." Boston Herald. Syrup of Figsjtnd Elixir of Senna appeals to the cultured and the well-informed and the healthy because its component parts are simple and whole some and because it acts with out disturbing the natural func tions, as it is wholly free from every objectionable quality or substance. In its production a pleasant and refreshing syrup of the figs of California is unit ed with the laxative and car minative properties of certain plants known to act most bene ficially, on the human system, when its gentle cleansing is de- tired. To get its beneficial ef fects, always buy the genuine, for sale by all reputable drug- 7 gists ; one size only, price fifty cents a bottle. The name of the company California Fig Syrup Co. is always plain ly printed upon the front of ev ery package of the genuine. Pleasant, Kercsmn Beneicial I f XT C The C. Gee V Caliorma m oyrup (pfe SasBSS I UTOKlf wrltlnar LOUlgvn.LE. KY. SAW FRANCISCO. CA1, . NEW YORK. N. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more rood brlirhtwr and fawter colon than any other dye. One 10c PackMrs colors slur, wool wtd crtton fufwjS wrviy2- aflarvriunv of Dullneeav Dullness means a lack of Imagina tion, and without imagination life and happiness are both impossible. Re Uglon and art, from one point ot view hare the same mission. They bring to man the sense of amazement. They teach us that the world Is a wonderful fairy palace, the place of hourly mira cles. Then we discover that we our selves are most amazing creatures. The dull man is not interested In himself, has no self-love. I am certain that nc man can love his neighbor unless h has learned to love himself. From our selves we discover humanity. Fair, Fat and Tlde-y. A Kansan sat on the beach at Atlan tic City watching a fair and very fal bather disporting herself In the surf He knew nothing of tides and he did not notice that each succeeding wavt came a little closer to his feet. At last an extra-big wave washed over hit shoetops. "Hey, there!" he yelled at the fair fat bather. "Quit yer jumpln' up and down! D'ye want to drown me?" Everybody's. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure any ease of itching. Blind. Bleeding: or Protruding- Piles In 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60a. Tact. Girl With the Fur Jacket Every body speaks well of the preacher al your church. Girl With the Yellow Buskins He'i Just as nice as he can be. When there'! only a few people at the morning ser vice he never gets cross and roasti them because the congregation lsn'l larger. Gennlne Alarm. "Madam, your pet dog bit my little boy in the face this morning.". "Oh, you alarm me! Had your little boy's face been antlseptically washed?" "Of course not. I " "Good heavsn, woman! How could you let the little darling run such a risk! James, telephone at once for the veterinarian." Baltimore Amer ican. Llarhtntna; Chan ere. "Maria, who Is the spider legged gawk that comes to see Besele two or three times a week?" "Why, don't you know, John? That's young Mr. Welloph, the Junior partner In the Arm of Spotcash & Co." "Well, confound her, why doesn't she give him a little more encouragement?" Chicago Tribune. Portland Is the big market place of it Northwest, Send Your Produce THERE We are handlers of Eggs, Butter, Veal, Dressed Hogs, Poultry, live or dressed; also-Apples, Onions, Pota toes. Consignments, whether large or small, are solicited. We can give you good prices for good stuff. Write Us. McEwen & Koskey COMMISSION MERCHANTS 129 Front St, Portland, Ore. Best for Children CURE m ust minion tob u.tfDS Gives instant relief when little throats are irritated and sore. Contains no opiates and it at pleasant to take at it m effective. ) An Drnnists, 28 aesaa. it x . 7 . . 'mt . ' 1 lh2 a r J Does Not Color Hair Ayer's Hair Vigor, as now made from our new improved formula, does not stain or color the hair even to the slightest degree. Gray hair, white hair, blonde hair is not made t shade darker. But it certainly does stop falling hair. No question about that. DofS not chanre Me color of the hair. A Vormuli with Moh bottl y Show It ta your dootor yers Ask him aboat I, tban do as be says Indeed, we believe it will stoo every case of falling hair unless there is some very unusual complication, something greatly affecting the general health. Then you should consult your physician Also ask him about the new Ayer's Hair Vigor. Hade by tUe J. O. Ayar Co., Lowell, Mass. The Wisdom of Silence. The late Judge Silas Bryan, tha father of William J. Bryan, once had several hams stolen from his smoke house. He missed them at once, but said nothing about It to any one. A few days later a neighbor came to him. "Say, Judge," he said, "I hear'd yew had some hams stole t'other night." "Yes," replied the Judge, very conftV dentlally, "but don't tell any one. Yoa and I a're the only ones who know It." Success Magazine. 7 : To the Danenest Via Wlreleea. The janitor neglects the heat, A customary trick! The tenant kicks a register To register a kick. Kansas City Times. 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If yon cannot call, writ for symptom blank and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps. CONSULTATION rRK Wo Medicine Co. . Morrlaon, Portland, Or. Na -'10 to advortlMtw wlees 1 YV .sui thi tbl paper. - - A ' 'AS. '"' 1