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Spring Humors
Come to most rn ople and cause many
trouble, pimple, boils and ' other
eruptions, besides low of appetite,
that tired feeling, fits of Irilionsnww,'
indigestion and headache. .
The sooner one pts rid of them the
letter, and the way to get rid, of them
and to' build up the ayetem that haa
Buffered from them is to take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Forming in combination the Spring
Medicine par exctlknct, of unequalled
strength in purifying the blood as
shown by unequalled, radical and per
manent cures of
Sooata 9mH Rhtm
SWaf Horn Boil,
Mil Ktnia ml Hmmmr Pmmrtmmlm
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Accept no substitute, but be sure to
get Hood's, and get it today.
African FkSdU.
The teze is a favorite instrument in
East Africa.. It is a sort of crude vio-
lin. composed of a bar of wood fastened
to a large courd There is a single
string made of vegetable fiber ,and differ
ent tones are reproduced Dy wngtnea
ing or shortening the string.
Mothers will find Mrs. WlnsloWs Sooth
Inr Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
children during the teething period.
" From CMrjt IV. te Edward VIL
Should the Baroness Burdett-Coutts
live to witness the coronation of Ed
ward VII next June, it will be the
third event of the kind she will have
attended. At the age of 16 she saw
George IV crowned, and she also at
tended the coronation of Queen Vic
toria. Ar Tea Cilt All'l Foot-Sue?
It it the only care for Swollen, Smarting-,
Burning, 6tnsttaf Feet, Cera and Bunion.
Ask for Allen' root-Ease, a powder to bo
shakenJn to th shots. At all Druggists and
8ho stores, Sfe. Sample sent FREE. Address
Alien 6. Olmsted. LeRoy. K. Y.
England te Uara From Us.
At the suggestion of Alfred Moseler,
of London, and Lord Reay, president
of University College, London, a spe
cial commission will be sent fom Eng
land to this country to inquire into la
bor matters and the relations between
masters and labor anions.
Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infal
lible medicine for coughs and colds. N.
W. Sam Ckl. Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17,
1900.
A Jok From England.
Mrs. Gotham Now they say Chicago
is to have the most powerful telescope
ever made. What do yon suppose that
is for?
Mr. Gotham I presume they want
to find out if the top stories of their
houses are inhabited. Tid-Bita.
HOW THIS?
We offer On Hundred Dollars Bewart for an
ease ol Cattarrb that can no b cared by Haul
Mtuni vara. -
We the undersigned, hsre knows t. i. Ckeney
for the past 15 rears, and belters him perfect. y
Aoworaoie in 111 dwinw iraneaciKtna ana nn
socially able to carry out any obligations made
oy weir arm. .
WSflT Tbcai. ,
Wholesale Draggirta, Toledo,
Waloin Kinmm Maavih,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O.
Hall's Catarrh Car is taken internally .acting
directly on the blood and moeons surfaces of
the system. Price 7Sc per bottle. Sold by all
drngiriits. Testimonials free.
ttaU'a JTamilj Fills sreth best. (
. Danger of Resentment
"Republics are ungrateful," said the
hero, sadly. ' '
"Well," answered the business man,
"I suppose a republic has a great deal
of human nature about it. Nobody
likes to be dunned, and some people
are liable to make the mistake of con
tinually reminding a republic of its
debts."
ABSOLUTE
CUP.ITY,
Genuine
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THE CHINESE IMPRESS'S SEALS.
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The Imperial seals of the -Dowager
Empress of China were receutly sold
by auction In London. There are no
duplicate to these very Interesting and
beautiful specimens of Chinese art, and
therefore they are of special value to
the wealthy connoisseur. The seals
are four In number, and are of green
Jadestones. They are of Interest to
artists, for the strong-minded dowager
was much addicted to painting water
colors, and to prevent any doubt being
cast upon them as not the genuine pro
duct of her own Imperial hand, and
that posterity ahould also be enlight
ened as to her genius, she used to af
fix one of these jadestone seals upou
them. The Phoenix is carved on two
of these seals. This Is the special
mark or crest of an empress dowager
of the empire. But the tadjr autocrat
was not satisfied with the Phoenix
alone. Having usurped the reins of
government, she arrogated to herself
the prerogatives of the Emperor, and
added the Dragon to her own emblem
of majesty. " This makes the pair of
seals belonging to Yl-Kun Palace of
especial value, and will be a token to
succeeding generations of her usurpa
tion and reality of power In the em
pire. One of the seals Is of an espe
cially beautiful design. It la of white
Jade, the surface of which Is a beau
tiful red color. It belonged to the Em- (
peror Klen Lang ass-oK ana is star- j
ed to have been carved by himself, his
majesty having been quite an artist in ',
his way. It bears the words, "It la
only the learned of the present day
who love the lore of the ancients."
In the cut are shown the Impressions
of two of the seals, the Dowager Em
press' ordinary seal and the Emperor's
Yl-Kun seal. The Inscription of the;
former Is translated, "Nourish your
mind and nurse your spirits,' while
that of the latter Is "Written by the
Imperial Hand In the Yl-Kun Palace."
AND THE CAT CAME BACK.
Tat Angora Beantj Was So Detrnc-
tire, Said the Domestic.
A Brooklyn woman recently gave
away her pet cat, an Angora of great
beauty, although she was much attach
ed to It But the cat had broken many
plates, two cream Jugs, a teapot, sev
eral teacups, several handsome pieces
of bric-a-brac; had drunk cream and
milk Intended for breakfast on several
occasions, and had stolen several
sweetbreads when the ice chest waa
left open. Nevertheless, this destructive
cat was a great favorite with the cook,
chambermaid, and dining-room girl,
who won their mistress' heart by al
most crying when she sent It away. "
Two days after the Angora's de
parture Its mistress found a handsome
hand-painted plate on the dining-room
table broken In several pieces. She
asked the maid about It
"I dunno," answered the maid, "how
It happened, unless puss came back and
paid a visit You know, mum. cats has
a way of comln' back."
"Yes, so I understand, Mary, and I
think puss will soon be with us again,
so that she will not hare to make vis
its," replied the mistress. .
That night she wrote a letter to the
friend who had taken the cat saying:
"Send puss back, for I think I have
discovered the cat or cats for whose
acts she has been blamed."
Puss was brought back, and for a
wonder the domestics don't like her as
much as they once did. She is not so
welcome in the kitchen, but then she
has reformed. Her mistress furnished
the key to her reformation when she
told the story to a friend.
"You see," she said, "she has quit do
ing damage since I told the domestics
that I would hold them responsible for
all the damages she did and would take
enough out of their earnings to pay for
the damage. Since that they have
watched her so closely that she has
neither broken any dishes, drunk any
cream, nor eaten any sweetbreads."
And the owner of the cat smiled at
her friend, says the New York Times,
and actually winked.
A FENIMORE COOPER LETTER.
Famon Novelist Called Europe a Ro
mance and America Humdrum. '
Here la an Interesting letter, In the
possession of a well-known autograph
collector, that, according to the Phila
delphia Becord,FenImore Cooper wrote
to his publishers In 1831; v.
I hope you will be wrong In antici
pating a bad reception for The
Bravo.' I cannot tell you much of Its
reception in Europe, though Gosselln
says It Is very decidedly successful In
France. America Is, of all countries,
one of the least favorable to works of
the imagination. In Europe, or, rather
in England, where there has existed
a necessity of accounting for some suc
cess In the very teeth of their preju
dices and wishes. It has been the fash
ion to say that no writer ever enjoyed
so favorable an opportunity as I, be
cause I am an American and a sailor.
As to the sailor part of the business,
It is grossly absurd; for what advant
age has an American sailor over any
other? They know the falsehood of
what they say In this respect, for I
can get 3,000 for a nautical tale that
shall celebrate English skill to-morrow.
"For myself, I can write two Euro
pean stories easier than I can write
one American. Why, Europe itself is
a romance, while all America Is a matter-of-fact,
humdrum, common-sense
region from Quaddy to Cape Florida."
' None Required.
He was4 obviously anxious, and she
seemed almost willing. ' .
"1 shall refer you 'to papa," said she.
with a becoming blush, "before giving
yoa.aJU! answer?' ,
"But I am perfectly willing to' take
you without any reference," said he,
tm gnHBlmonsly. Indianapolis &ews.
DAN GROSVENOR SAYS:
'Teruoa is a Excellent Spring Catarrh
Remedy 1 am as Well as Ever."
Hon. Dan. A. Orosvenor, of the famous Ohio
family.
Hon. Dan? A. Grosvenor, deputy au
ditor for the war department, in a let
ter written from Washington, D. C,
says:
Allow me to express my gratitude
to you for the benefit derived from one
bottle of Peruna. One week has
brought wonderful changes and I am
now as well as ever. Besides being
one of the very best spring tonics it Is
an excellent catarrh remedy." Very
respectfii;y, Dan. A. (Irosvenor.
III P, iVuton, chief national export
exposition, Philadelphia, Pa., writes:
'I was completely run down horn over
work and the rerponsioility naturally
connected with the exploitation of a
great international exposition. My
physician recommended an extended
vacation. When life seemed almost- a
burden I began taking Perona, and
with the use of the fifth bottle I found
myself in a normal condition. I have
since enjoyed the best of health."
Almost everybody needs a tonic in
the spring. Something to brace the
nerves, invigorate the brain, and
cleanse the blood. That Peruna will
do this is beyond all question. Every
one ho has tried it lias had the samo
experience as Mrs. D. W. Timberlake,
of Lynchburg, Vs., who, in a recent
letter, made use of the following words:
"I always take a dose of Peruna after
business hours, as it is a great thing
for the nerves. There is no better
spring tonic, and I have used about
all of them."
For a free book on "Chronic Ca
tarrh," address The Peruna Medicine
Co., Columbus, Ohio.
An Unusual Occurence.
Towne You seem to have a little
cash.
Browne Yes; railroad accident.
Towne You don't mean to say that
you got damages.
Browne I mean to say a railroad I
took some stock in years ago has fiually
paid a dividend.
Chip of the Old Block.
"Thomas," said the minister to his
five-year-old son and heir, "I trust you
will not misbehave in church this
morning, as you did last Sabbath.
Such conduct is very mortifying to
me."
"But, papa," rejoined the incorrigi
ble Thomas, "aint we taught to mortify
the flesL?"
ANOTHER GRAND REPORT FROM
HIS MAJESTY'S DOCKYARD,
AT PORTSMOUTH,
ENGLAND.
Wbera Upwards of 10,000 Men Ar Con.
tantljr Employed.
Some time ago the Portsmouth Times
and Naval Gazette published a most
thrilling and remarkable experience of
the wife of Mr. Frederick Payne, him
self connected with the Portsmouth
Dockyard for many years. The report
produced a great sensation, not only in
Portsmouth, but throughout the coun
try, being considered of sufficient im
portance for reproduction and editorial
comment by the leading metropolitan
and Provincial Press of England, as
showing the marvelous powers which
St. Jacobs Oil possesses as a cure for
Rheumatism, its application having
effected a perfect cure in the case of
Mrs. Payne, after having been a help
less cripple and given up by several
physicians.
We have now further evidence of ita
intrinsic value as a Pain Conqueror.
Our readers will do well to follow the
intelligent and highly interesting .de
tails as given in Mrs. Rabbets' own
words :
To the Proprietors St. Jacobs Oil :
Gentlemen My husband, who is a
shipwright in His Majesty's Dockyard,
met with an accident to his ankle and
leg, spraining both so badly that his
leg turned black from his knee to his
toes. The Dr. said it would be months
before he could put his foot to the
ground, and it was doubtful w hether he
would ever get proper use of his leg
again.
A few days after the accident I had a
book left at the door telling about St.
Jacobs Oil, I procured a bottle from our
chemist, Mr. Arthur Creswell, 379
Commercial Road. I began to use St.
Jacobs Oil, and you may guess my sur
prise, when in about another week from
that date, my husband could not only
stand, but could even walk about, and
in three weeks from the time I first
used the Oil my htiHband was back at
work, and everybody talking about his
wonderful recovery. This is not all.
Seeing what St. Jacobs Oil could do
gave me faith in your Vogeler'e Cur
ative Compound, also favorably men
tioned in the book left at my house. I
determined to try the compound on my
little girl, who was suffering from a
dreadful ekin disease, the treatment of
which has cost me large eums of money
in going from one doctor to another
with her, all to no purpose. -
She has taken two bottles of Yogeler's
Curative Compound, and one would
now hardly take her for the same child,
her skin haa got such a nice, healthy
color after the sallow look she has
always had.
I shall never cease tobethankfful for
the immense benefit we have derived
from these two great remdies of yours.
I think it a duty to recommend these
medicines now I have proved their
value.
(Signd)
ELIZABETH 8. RABBETS,
93 Grafton Street, Mile End, Landport,
Portsmouth, England.
A lineral free sample of .Yogeler's
Compound will be cent by addressing
St. Jacobs Oil Ltd., Baltimore. '
J GOOD
Short Stories
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Shortly after Walt Whitman's
"Leaves of Urasa" made Its appear
ance, J. T. Trowbridge was walking
with Lowell lu Cambridge, when the
latter pointed out a doorway sign,
"Groceries," with the letters set tig
xag, to produce bUarre effect. "That,"
aid be, 'Is Walt Whltuiau-wlth very
common goods Inside."
While he was lu England. Mark
Twain says hi head was once taxed
aa gasworks, lie wrote Queen Victoria
a friendly letter of protest, saying: "I
don't know you, but I've met your sou.
He waa at the head of procession In
the Strand, and I was ou a 'bus." Years
afterward he met the Prince of Wales,
now King Edward VII., at llotnburg.
They had a long walk and talk to
gether. When bidding him good-by,
tho Prince said: "I aui glad to have met
you again." This remark troubled
Twain, who feared that he had been
mistaken for some one else. He com
municated this suspicion to the Prince,
who replied: "Why, dou't you remem
ber when you met tae on the Strand
and I was at the head of a procession,
and you were on a 'bus 7"
It Is related that about ten years ago
Mr. and Mrs. Leland Stanford were
traveling through the Middle West In
cognito. They happened to be in
Bloomlngton, ImL, one Sunday, and
pursuant to their usual custom went to
church. They attended the Christian
Church of Bloomlngton, then largely In
the hands of Amxi At water. When the
plate was passed for the collection
Mrs. Stanford dropped In a ten-dollar
gold piece. Mr. Atwater was the dea
con lu charge of the collection taking.
It was noticed that the ushers held a
hurried conference with him when the
money was taken forward. At Its con
clusion, Mr. Atwater said: "Ladles
and gentlemen, there has evidently been
a mistake. Some one has dropped a
ten-dollar gold piece Into the collection.
If be will pass op after the services,
we will be glad to allow him to ex
change It for the amount he Intended
to give." It Is, of course, needless to
say that Mrs. Stanford did not take
advantage of the opportunity.
The manager of an Eastern life Insur
ance company received the following
letter from a policyholder: "I hold pol
icy In your company. No. , dated
27th July. 1000, for f 20.000. on which I
. have paid the yearly premiums. 1 have
now to inform you that my physician
advises me that I have a pronounced
case of appendicitis, and his diagnosis
is confirmed by a specialist whom I
hare consulted. I am told that the only
hope of saving my life Is an operation,
which with hospital expenses w ill cost
800, an amount that I have no means
to pay. I am sensible that I owe It to
you, who have so large a pecuniary In
terest in my life, to give you the option
to pay the cost of this operation to save
j my life that I may continue to pay you
for the yearly premiums on my policy
j (I believe that I am otherwise strong
and healthy), or lu the alternative to
pay the 120.000 to my beneficiary wlth-
j In a few weeks. I am quite willing to
be examined by any physician you may
name, and to have you select the oper
ating surgeon. Immediate attention Is,
of course. Imperative." The manager
Is at a loss to know whether or not
from a business standpoint, the com
pany should pay the cost of operating.
Lake Hannington.
Sir H. Johnstone, lu a recent speech,
gave the following picturesque descrip
tion: "The waters appear a very deep
blue-green, and their surface Is so still,
and their mirror-like reflection Is so
complete, that when coming upon the
lake suddenly It Is ditlk-ult to realize
that you are looking down upon a lake,
and not upon some awful chasm In the
earth's surface, over which hundreds of
thousands of flamingoes are floating;
for the only thing real about the lake
when seen under these conditions are
the flamingoes. Seen from above, they
look like a belt, which on Its outer side
Is gray-white, the young birds; white
in the middle, the half grown ones; and
possess an inner ring of the most ex
quisite rose tint, the full-grown birds.
in the full beauty of a plumage wblcn
ranges from pale blush-pink to scarlet-
crimson.,"
Had to Mislead Him.
"It was a dhirty thrlck annyhow,"
growled Mr. Mulcahey.
"Fbwat's thot?" asked Mr. O'Tun-
der.
"Me b'y Terry Is playln' th dbrum In
th Slvlntleth Reglmlnt Band, an th
bandmastber knew he wudden't play
nnny Gurmnn chunes, an' so be
croshed out th' toitle av 'Th' Watch
on th' Rholne, an' all th' other Gurman
wans an' marked thlsm as 'Th' Wear
In' av th' Crane' an' soocb lolke, an'
Terry played lolke th' divll all th'
tolme Tr-r-rince HInry was here, niver
knowin' but phwat be was bandin' out
good Oirlsh music. An' now th' b'y
has a brick in his han' an' har-r-d
wor-r-rds in his tathe and Is huntln'
th' bandmastber." New York Judge.
Easily Swallowed.
"I don't quite know what the lady
meant," says an elderly physician, "but
whatever it was, she meant It hard.
She came to my office last Tuesday,
and after considering her case, I wrote
a prescription, which was to be put
up in capsules of very large size. I
explained the why and wherefore of
this to her, and asked her If she could
swallow anything so big. She looked
at me In an acidulous way.
"'Swallow it!' she said. 'Why, my
husband belongs to two whist clubs
and more lodges than you could count.
Swallow It! Humph! I reckon I haven't
been married ten years without learn
ing to swallow bigger things than
that. "-Washington Post.
Mad Stndent.
An extraordinary Incident Is related
in the "Journal des Debats" in connec
tion with the University of Budapest.
It Is stated that an Individual confined
in a lunatic asylum left It In order to
undergo bis examination at the univer
sity. He answered all the interroga'
tlons. clearly and Intelligently, and, hav
ing received his diploma, re-entered the
asylum. !
Tired Oim
u I was very poorly and could
hardly get about the bouse. I was
tired out all the time. Then 1 tried
Ayer'a Sarsaparilla, and it only
took two bottles to make me feel
perfectly well." Mrs. N. S. Swln
ney, Princeton, Mo.
-Tired when you go to
bed, tired when you get
up, tired til the time.
Why? Your blood is Im
pure, that's the reason.
You are living on the
border line of nerve ex
haustion. Take Ayer's
Sarsaparilla and be
quickly cured. IVIUSS
( ymr SeHr what k thlaks f Avar's
Sareaparllla. H teaewt all eillMfF4
14 ramllr ateOlrla. fell ale 4t 4
rwUletla. .
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Pre-Boer Psptr In Paris.
A new pro-Boer paper called Paris
Pretoria has made its appearance in
Paris. It contains communications
sympathising with the Boers from a
large nubmer of senators and deputies.
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Johnny is seated at the paino read,
Johnny's Mother (from above)
Johnny, why arent' you practicing?
Johnny I am, ma.
Johnny's Mother Well, Idont' hear
anvthing.
Johnny -Well, I'm practicing the
pauses.
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' Delicately formed and gcntlj reared, women will
find, In all the seasons of their lives, as maids or wives
or mothers, that the one simple, wholesome remedy
""which acts gently and pleasantly and naturally, and
which may be used with truly beneficial effects, under
any conditions, when the system needs a laxative Is
Syrup of Figs. It Is well known to be a simple com
bination of the laxative and carminative principles of
plants with pleasant, aromatic liquids, which are
agreeable ana refreshing to the taste and acceptable
to the system when its gentle cleansing is desired.
Many of the ills from which women suffer are of
! a transient nature and do not come from any organic
trouble and it is pleasant to know that they yield so
promptly to the beneficial effects of Syrup of Figs, ,
but when anything more than a laxative Is needed it '
is best to consult the family physician and to avoid
the old-time cathartics and loudly advertised nos
trums of the present day. When one needs only to
remove the strain, the torpor, the congestion, or
similar ills, which attend upon a constipated condi
tion of the system, use the true and gentle remedy
Syrup of Figs-rand enjoy freedom from the depres
sion, the aches and pains, colds and headaches, which
are due to Inactivity of the bowels.
Only those Hvho buy the genulno Syrup of Figs
can hope to. get its beneficial effects and as a guar
antee of the excellence of the remedy the full name
of the company California Fig Syrup Co. is.
printed on the front of every package and without
it any preparation offered as Syrup of Figs Is fraud
ulent and should be declined. To those who know the
quality of this excellent laxative, the offer of any
substitute, when Syrup of Figs is called for, is
always resented by a transfer of patronage to some
first-class drng establishment, where they do not
' recommend, nor sell false brands, nor imitation
remedies. The genuine article may be bought of all
reliable druggists everywhere at 50 cents per bottle.
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Exprtulvt,
RUer (after reading hit poem) No1,
what do you think of it?
Critlck Well
Kiter Of course, I know the meter
is a little slow, but
Critlck Yes, I was going to say it
feet appear to be asleep.
Good On Indttd,
"Can a man with a family be a good
Christian on a salary of f 5 a week" Is
a question causing great discussion in
Eastern circles. If he is Christian at
all he would have to be a good one on
that salary.
Crtit Court jt.
Blobbs The colonel is utterly fear
less of publio opinion.
Slobbs That's right, tones heard
him admit before a crowd of people that
he didn't like grand opera.
What Bum ef film.
"What becamo J your brother Bill,
who never could learn history at school,
and always insisted that Benedict Ar
nold discovered America?" inquired the
Former Resident.
"Who? Bill?" responded the Per
son Addressed. "Oh, he don't live
here any more. He made a million
dollars out of a historical novel that
had Adam for its hero and Joan of Are
for the heroine." Baltimore Amer
ican. - - - - -
Tho Kind Yoa nave Alvrays
ra use for over 30 yean
and
i&jy-f'?1'., sonal supervision slnco Its Infancy.
t -CUcAaz Allow no one to deceive tou In this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and Jast-as-cood' are but
Experiments that trifle with and endanger the bcjtflh of
Infants and ChildrenExperience ajralnst Experiment.
What Is CASTORIA
Gastorla is a Harmless substitute for Castor Oil Faro
gorlc Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is rieasont. Ift
contains neither Opium Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is Its guarantee. It destroys 'Worm
and allays Feverlshness. It cures Diarrhoea and 'Wind
Colic It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's ranacca The Mother's Friend
ccnuiric CASTORIA alyayo
Bears tho
The Kind You Haye Mways Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
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Yon can d Jour washing Iti an hour
with my Waxhlng Tnbh'ts. No rubbing.
N'n acids. Send Ml rents for package
and instructions. W. O. POWELL,
Box 606, Portland, Oregon.
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