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Eruptions
i Dry, moist, scaly teller, all fonoi
of eczema or 6alt rheum, pimples
and other cutaneous eruptions pro
: ceed from humors, either inherited,'
or acquired through defective di
' gestion and assimilation.
Tr treat th??L. prvtptioGs with
drying medicine is dangerous.'
The thing to io is to take
Hood's Sarsaparllla
and Pills
Which thoroughlycleansc the blood,
expelling all humors and building
up the whole system. They cure
Hoo.J's Sarsaparilla permanently cured J.
Q. Htnes, Knitiks, 111., ot ectetua. from which
ha had suffered for some ttMe: Mid Mis
Alvine WoUe-r, B.x !12, Alffona. Win., of pim
ples on her tct and baek and chafed skin on
.her body, by vhioh she had been grtstly
.troubled Tl.er are tnore testimonial in
favor of Hood's than can b published.
Hood's Sareaparilla promises to
Cure and keep? the promise.
t wunagv Doomera.
r Don't tell a Chicago man that bis
city hna loss than three, million popu
lation unless you are prepare! to
fight. Boomers ot the Lake City have
reorganised their Two Million Club.
re-christened it the Three Million Club.
.donned their upsressire club buttons
and lirom!sl allegianee to the club
constitution, which provides that each
member must claim at all times that
Chicago has at least three million peo
ple. .
PITS Permanently i-nrrfl. Wnflteor nervousness
II I 0 after fimdr'uorir.K!liie-sGreat Nervo
Risiorer. Send f,w Krr9 IrtslbniUeendtrwetlao.
Ifc.K. H. Klluf, LU Arcb St . Philadelphia, Fa.
Pardonable Pride.
It was commencement day and Miss
Eunice Whatnot had taken one of the
principal prizes. At the close of the
exercises her friends crowded around
her to offer their congratulations. "But
weren't you awfully afraid you
wouldn't get it?" asked one of them.
"Oh, no," said Miss Eunice, with a
bright smile. "I just knew that when
It came to English composition I had
'em all skinned alive!" Youth's Com
panion. CATARRH CA7TSOT BS CCKED
With Iocs', application, as they cannot reach
the scat oi the ii st ase. Catarrh it a blood or
constitutional Ui.-iase, and in order to cure it
jou mnst take internal remedies. Hail's Ca
tarrh Cure is taken internally, ami acts i;rectljr
on the blood and mucous suhaees. Hall's Ca
tarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was
prescribed by one or. the best physicians in this
Country tor years, arid is a regular prescription.
It in computed ui the host tonics known, cont
ained with the best blood purifiers, acting- di
rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
Combination of the two infrredients is what pro
duces such wonderful results in caring o&t&rrh.
Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Propr., Toledo, 0.
. Fold by dniKgifta, price T5c.
Balls Family Fill are tha best
Called H!m Brother.
Harlow I noticed you called Fred
"brother." Does he belong to some se
cret society that you do?
Shallop I don't belong to any se
cret society. I call him brother be
cause my wife once promised to be a
Bister to him. .
; Mothers will And Mrs. tVInsloWs Snntbin
tfyrnp the best remedy to use for their children
the toe ming season.
Rabid.
Noozey I've heard a rumor that she
is to be married.
- Oldbache Yes.
Noozey Who's the lucky one?
I Oldbache Neither of them, if they
only knew it. Philadelphia Press.
For coughs anS colds there is no better
medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump
tion. Price 25 cents.
True Faltb.
An aged Negro who leaned heavily
upon a stick and a woman companion
of somewhat lighter shade and young
er stopped before a flower bed in Pros
pect park the other day. Directly in
front of them was a bed of flowers in
the shape of a star. For a few min
utes the old man and the woman !
gazed intently at the BOral star. Fin-j
ally the man grabbed his companion !
by the arm and pointed at the bed j
and said: "Jennie, the works of God!
am great, 'deed dey is." "Dey cer- j
tainly be, Thomas." New York Sun.
An Affecting Scene.
Mr. Younghusband Darling, you'
Lave been weeping".' What is it, my !
sweetest love? j
Mrs. Younghusband Horse radish!
B hi k? B &
fc'iiaii
It is natural to ruS the spot that hurts, and when rheumatic
pains are shooting through the joints and muscles and thej are
inflamed und sore, the sufferer is apt to turn to liniments and plasters
for relief ; and while such treatment may quiet the pain temporarily,
no amount of rubbing or blistering can cure Rheumatism, because it
is not a skin disease, but i3 in the blood and all through the system,
and every lime you are exposed to tne same conditions that caused
the first attack, you are going to have another, and Rheumatism
will last just as long as the poison -is in the blood, no matter what
you apply externally. Too much acid in the blood is one cause of
Rheumatism; stomach troubles, bad digestion, weak kidneys and
xorpia iiver are otner causes
which bring on this painful dis
ease, because the blood becomes
tainted with the poisonous mat
ter which these organs fail to
carry out pf the system. Cer
tain secret diseases will produce
Rheumatism, and of all forms
this is the most stubborn and
severe, for it seems to affect
every bone and muscle in the
body.' The blood i3 the medium
by which the poisons and acid3
are carried through the system, and it doesn't matter what kind of
Rheumatism you have, it must be treated through the blood, or you
can never get permanently rid of it As a cure for rheumatic trou
bles S. S. S. has never been equalled. It doesn't inflame the stomach
and ruin the digestion like Potash, Alkalies and other strong drugs,
joints and the sore and tender muscles are immediately relieved.
Our special book on Rheumatism will be mailed free to those
desiring it. Our physicians will cheerfully answer all letters asking
for special information or advice, for which no charge is made.
use smn spzwm co., atlauta, ga
Thca tie Got Foolish. .
"NV the fictf arrival at the
tomroivuice hotel, "I can't understand
why n! those sensible men take that
foolis-h tramp every Sunday morning
to see the hermit."
"You'd understand it if you went
a'ong."'saUt the Wise jcuest, with a
wink. 'The hermit is bartender."
Chicago News.
A Misguided Thunderbolt
A Bf.lvil'e exchane says: "t-tirril.
n!r,t struck a Georgia mute In this
neishborhood last ytvtr. The mule
survived, the shock, but we ha vent
scva any light ning around here since."
Atlanta Constitution.
Don Carlo.
Don Carlos, the pretender to the
Spanish throne, who. It is reported, ts
prepared to relinquish his claims In
that direction, is S3 years old, and the
father of one son and three daughters.
According to the St. James Gaiette, he
has friouds in England, and Is delight
ed to show them over his wonderful
private armory at the Piano Loredan
Venice. It is an unequaled collection
President Diss.
Outside of Mexico there Is a gener
al Impression that because President
Was is now seventy-three years old
he must be failing and that at best he
can last but a little time longer. On
the contrary," says a man who has Just
returned from a business trip to the
sister republic, "half a minute's talk
with the general will dispel any such
notion. He Is of Oaxaca .Indian
blood, a tribe noted for longevity and
physical prowess.' ,. -
. Destructive Dampness.
So bad is the dampness in Ceylon
that a book will hardly last a year.
The most expensive cemera, made of
tho most perfectly seasoned wood ap
parently will warp in Ceylon, and all
its pa its will become unglued.
What Radium Has Don.
Sir Oliver Lodge protests against
the current idea that the discovery of
radium in any way shakes the long ac
cepted laws of science. On the con
trary, it affirms them, as the instabil
ity of matter which radium proves was
theoretically acquired In the electric
theory of its constitution, were true,
and radium completes this theory in
stead of destroying it. Radium gives
us, in embryo, a transmutation of the
elements.
The Summer "Cottage."
The summer "cottage" on the sea
shore is the selected place of a (
others for those who have nothing to
do, who have no desire to do it and
an abundance of time in which to do
it. There are tens of thousands of
them, in a circle of a score or two of
miles about New lork. Many of them
are occupied year after year by their
owners, and many others are built for
lease, and see a new tenant each sea
son. New York Letter.
Protecting Books In China.
"We have to varnish all our books in
my country," said a Chinese; "other
wise they would soon be eaten into a
gray powder by a little black insect,
like a beetle, that takes to books as
a' cat takes to ashes. Everybody in
China, when he receives a consign
ment of books from Europe or Amer
ica, mixes a little pot of varnish at
once and proceeds to coat his books
with it. This fluid is a perfect pro
tection; it Is made of creosote Canada
balsam, resin, spirit of wine and mas
tic." Philadelphia Record.
An Advance.
Jingle I knew that fellow. Storms
the comedian, would come to the front
Weller Well, he has, has he?
"Yes. You remember he used to
play the part of the hind legs of the
elephant in the pantomime?"
"Yes."
"Y.'ell, now he's playing the front
legs." N. Y. Daily News.
No Cause for Sorrow,
Once at quarter sessions, as Recor
der of Shrewsbury, Sir Arthur Jeef,
v.-as sentencing a hypocritical prison
er, who. hopeful of softening the
judge's heart, shed copious tears, and
in reply to his lordship's inquiry:
"Have you ever been in prison be
fore?" sobbed tearfully: "Never, my
lord, never!" "Well, don't cry," was
the recorder's reply. "I'm going to
send you there now."
Woman's Way.
She Now that I have openly con
fessed my one indiscretion to you,
what do you say?
He That you have committed a
second. Brooklyn Life.
Vaaf
UNABLE TO BLEEP AT NIGHT.
BIdney, Ohio, August 28, 1903.
A few months ag-o I was feeling-weak
and run down and, unable to ret sleep at
night. I felt extremely bad, and also had
rheumatio paina in my jointe and. mus
cles. The medicine I used g-eve me only
temporary relief at beat; ao seeing 8. S S.
highly recommended for euch trou
bles. I began it use, and after taking it
for some time was well pleased with the
result. It did away with the rheumatio
pains, gave me refreshing sleep and
built up my general system, giving me
strength and energy. It ie a good medi
cine, without a doubt, and Z take pleas
ure in endorsing it.
R. P. D. No. i. S. B. EOTJQHT02T.
out tones up the general health, gently
stimulates the sluggish organs, and at
the same time antidotes and filters out
of the blood all poisonous acids and
effete matter of every kind ; and when
S. S. S. has restored the blood to its
natural condition, the painful, feverish
; FARMING IN ALASKA.
eeeaeaeeeeesesseee
Although much has beeu written to
ridicule and condemnation of the gov
eminent seed distribution, one portion
of the couutry believes in It emphatic
ally. During the past year the govern
ment lias given deeds of hardy vegeta
ble early grslns, clover, crass and
Cower needs to seven hundred and fifty
settler In different parts ot Alaska.
So difficult is it to obtain seeds lu the
far north that without such provision
few would attempt gardening. Miner
and prospectors ou the river and
creeks far In the iuterlor report that
their home produce uot only greatly
reduces the cost of living, but In a
land of canned goods is an Important
factor lu good health.
An Indian furuior reports that he la
"raising a world of cabbage;" another
that he lived all last summer on vege
tables from government seed; a third
that his strawberries from government
runners were five and a half inches tu
circumference, A white miner at
Skagway declares his hardy flower
"the finest grown anywhere;" another,
thSt & puuipkiu Ttu giewr t euij-four
inches in twenty-four hours. In Val
dea, where in twelve weeks they had
only six fine days, gardens were still
a source of pleasure and profit, and a
delight to summer tourists. At Cold
foot, one hundred miles north of the
Arctic circle, the United States com
missioner had good success with tur
nips, lettuce and radishes, at a time
when potatoes were 43 cents a pound
at the grocery. At Point Barrow, In
the extreme north, twenty-seven days
after seeding, the harvesting of let
tuce and radishes began. Their condi
tion was perfect, the large amount of
atmospheric electricity and the stimu
lating force of the summer sun caus
ing marvelous rapidity of growth.
The Finlanders who, under Russian
persecution, are leaving their native
land in large numbers, desire to settle
in Alaska, where the climate Is simi
lar to their own. A site for their set
tlement has been selected on the Kenat
peninsula, lands have been surveyed,
some houses put up and crops started
from government seed. If Alaska suc
ceeds in securing a large immigration
of the sturdy and industrious Finns,
her development will be vastly aug
mented. '
Meanwhile emigrants from the
States are alive to oDDortunltles in our
northerWerrltory. Five thousand pas
sengers have already been carried to
Nome alone this summer, the influx
seeming to Justify President Roose
velt's prediction that Alaska will one
day be as populous as the Scandina
vian peninsula. '
Experiments made In the German
army with carrier pigeons having been
satisfactory, every warship leaving
Kiel or Wllhelmshaven will hereafter
carry a consignment of pigeons, to be
released at various distances from the
land stations.
Have you ever noticed, says a writer
In "V. 0.," that some tamers cany
a second whip in their left hands,
which is never, used? luelr purpose
is this: It represents to the wild beast
the terrors of the unknown. He has
experienced the sharp, stinging flick of
the whip in the tamer's right hand, but
for the life of him he cannot imagine
what anguish lurks in that mysterious
whip In the other hand, which is nevei
used. Many a tamer has saved his life
In a critical moment by Just lifting
that ugiown terror above a crouch
Ing, growling, fury-maddened tiger.
In the kitchen annex at the home of
Louis Hawks, in Flshklll, the unusual
spectacle now is presented of a duck
ling chumming with three kittens and
the mother cat. The duckling wa
hatched all by Itself and was brought
In by the kitchen fire. Soon it found
its way to where the kittens were
housed. The old cat took kindly to
the newcomer and permitted It to
squat down right among the kittens
and sleep. Now the duckling and the
kittens play and romp together, and
the mother cat apparently has come to
look upon the little feathered creature
as one of her own children.
Wanted to Get At It,
Hardware Dealer What do you want
with such a heavy sawT
Bllkens My wife has mad a fruit
cake.
Mis Explanation.
"To what do you attribute this al
leged decline in the drama?"
"To a very simple fact" answered
Mr. Stormington Barnes. "Too many
of our actors care more about playing
bridge whist or baseball than they do
about playing 'Hamlet' "Washing
ton Star.
Exports of England and America.
In eleven years British manufactur
ed exports have decreased by 3.5 per
cent American manufactured exports
have Increased by 174 per cent and
German manufactured exports have
Increased by 85.5 per cent.
Child Education.
St Petersburg is to have a world's
fair "devoted to child education, its
growth, its achievements and its most
advanced methods." Seventeen mil
lion children in Russia have no school
opportunities at all.
"Two yean ago my bair wtt
fallinf out badly. I purchased a
bottle of Ayer' Hair Vigor, and
soon my hair stopped coming out."
MU Minnie Hoover, Paris, III.
Perhaps your mother
had thin hair, but that is
no reason why you must
go through life with half
starved hair. If you want
Ions, thick hair, feed it
j with Aycr's Hair Vigor,
and make it rich, dark,
and heavy.
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If Tour druL-L-i.t cannot autiiil TOO.
end us ens uViar and we will express
you a bottle.
He sure ao4 rive the name
OI TOUl nearest et I'm
youi uvanstelrasolbi'e. AtMrsss,
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AlWVfl, MIM,
All htM Ton Boon.
It bad ta'.;e;i con Iderable persuasion
to Induce tue old iaay to trust herself
In an autouiobl.e; but finally she con
sented because, says the Automobile
Magaaine. she was anxious to reach
the bedside of her sick grandchild In
a village some twenty miles away.
The owner of the big automobile,
who was touring through Long Is'snd,
bad been very kind about It He
chanced to be near the station when
the old lady found she bad missed her
train, and when be overheard her
lamentations he Insisted that she
should accompany him. Ills rout lay
through that particular one of the half
doien Long Island villages named
Hampton where the sick grandchild
lay.
They started at last and everything
went well until, in attempting to pass
a wagon which occupied moat of the
road, the flying automobile went unex
pectedly Into the ditch, and rather vio
lently deposited IU occupant in an
adjoining field.
Recovering from the shock, although
somewhat confused from the rather
nnusual method of alighting, the old
lady asked of the chagrined chauffeur:
"Is this i l l namptonr
"No. ma'am." he managed to gasp;
this Is an accident."
"0 dear!" said the old lady. "Then
I hadn't oughter bare got out her,
had IT
Bad Loet Track of the Case.
The young woman who, when asked
if she bad read Romeo and Juliet re
plied that she had never read Juliet
but she thought Romeo was lovely,
was of the same temperament as a
village postmaster who knew or pre
tended to know something of all the
dolnga of the world, great and small.
Some wags from a neighboring town
who strolled Into the postofflce one day
thought they would hare some sport
with the wise man.
"I suppose It's pretty dead np here,
Mr. Pratt" said one.
"Well, not so dead a you think I
guess mere sin t mucn goes on that
we don't hear about even if it don't
happen right here."
"Why, you people don't know the
war's over," said another, fall big back
on the atock phrase.
"Oh, you can't work that dodge on
me," replied the postmaster, looking
shrewdly over his spectacles. "I guess
I follered the negotiations with Kitch
ener in the papers."
"But there are some things that
aren't in the papers," said another
youth. I don't believe you know
when Shakspeare died."
"Well, no," said the postmaster. "1
didn't know that he was dead, but I
heard laet week he was pretty low."
The Nebular Hypothesis.
Th nebular hypothesis survives in
name, but with cannotations indefinite
ly diversified. Regarding the modus
operandi of cosmic change there" Is no
concensus of opinion. That there was
in the beginning a solar nebular all
are agreed, mit wnetner it was gas
eous or pulvert, whether it shone with
Interrupted or continuous light, how it
became ordered and organized, how it
collected into spheres, leaving wide
interspaces clear, the wisest are per
plexed to decide.
Oct More Power From Coal.
Such has been the improvement tn
engine boilers and fire boxes that the
power derived from a pound of coal
today is nearly three times as great as
it was fifty years ago.
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WOMEN NEED NOT APPLY.
Rasetaa Official W,e I'reof Acalast
All BUadlafc meats.
"The hand that rocks the cradle
rules the world" la true ot some couu
tries aud of many periods of history.
Even in Russia chercbe la fern me
cou talus the clew to many a sudden
promoUon tn the hierarchy of the
state, says a Russian correspondent of
th I-omion. Telegraph. But la East
ern Muscovy there are still some In
flexible civil servants left who fanat
ically place duty above all other con
Blderatlona, even th dictates ot gal
lontry Itself.
Uospodyn Tarasa off la one of the
most energetic ot th brotherhood, and
the latest display ot his aliigle-inlnd-eduees
Is the theme ot warm discus
sion lu the Russian press. A lady bad
come to see him with a view to his
employing her as clerk lu the railway
engineering office of which he ts the
chief, appointed by th government.
Miss Kondakoff was th bearer of a
powerful letter of recommendation.
But th suiter misogynist refusing
to see her, read th recoinuieudntory
eplstl and wrot back to aay that he
did not heed the lady's services. She
la aaid t9 be s persoa ef good looks,
prepossessing manners and considera
ble persuaalve power, and doubtless,
for thee reasons, she made a series of
strenuous efforts to se th head ot the
department personally and plead her
caus under th most favorabl con
dition. But he declined to se her,
and ah refused to desist from call
ing. At last he Issued the following cir
cular: "I hereby warn the female
clerk Kondakoff to desist from ber vis
its to th cabinet ot th head ot the
department For communications
there exist printed forms; it Is fruit
less for ber personally to bow and
scrape before me, and, what is more,
It betrays lack of femlnlue mod
esty ao to obtrude herself. Moreover,
I am not one of those needs of de
partment who at sight of a petticoat
drop thir cherished principles. It is
a matter of common knowledge that I
am opposed to the employment of the
'female element' and that alone ought
I bold, to have sufficed to keep the
female clerk out of my office. I am
simply lost In amasemeut at her
shameleasness in seeking to curry fa
vor with a man who make his action
a matter of principle. In any case,
however, it la in vain to bop that th
request which has already been de
clined in writing will be granted as a
result of oral discussion. Indeed, the
mere fact that she has not already
seen this bss thoroughly convinced
me that no such female clerk can
have a place in my department Per
sons like her are but a source of de
moralisation to the officials and are
obstacle to the progress of work. It
them go back to their former patrons.
They had better select some other
place than the office of the bead of
the department for loafing about in.
in my office and all along the line I
need men who can work, and not the
rustling of petticoats. Furies and pom
pous women like her I decline to tol
erate in my department and I refuse
even to see them.
"(Signed) Q. TAIIASSOFF."
THRIFTY GERMAN WOMAN.
She Slakes the Ooverameat Custodian
of Valoable Hecartllea.
If women are not quite such good
bands at making money aa men, they
st least take the palm In devising
extraordinary moans for saving it, says
the London Telegraph. A curious case
lu point has recently come to the
knowledge of a firm of bankers In
Uunslsu, who, dlsguhted at the clever
ness with which they hare been de
prived of their yearly fe,, have made
the matter public. In that city there
is a wealthy woman who is wont to
Improve ber mind by frequent travels
and as she possesses a goodly collec
tion of debentures, shares and other
kinds of scrip she was accustomed to
deposit them In a well-known bauk
h re during her alienee, paying a con
siderable sum for their safekeeping.
st Msrch she hit upon a most In
genious way of cutting down this ex
pense. She put all her scrip In cspa-
clous envelopes, bad them duly regls-
ered and directed to a fictitious ad
dree in Berlin, writing on th en
velope ber own name as the sender,
nd requesting that they should be re
turned to ber in case of nondelivery.
And then she set out for her Journey.
The packets In due time found their
wsy to the capital, where the post left
nothing undone to discover the where
abouts of the mythical addressee. After
having spent days and days In fruit
less research the official gave it up
In despair and returned the packet to
Bunzlau to be banded back to the
sender. But as she was absent and aa
It la against the rules of the German
post to give registered letters to any
on but the person whose name Is on
the envelope the authorities were forc
ed' to take charge of the packets until
the woman's return. The saving thus
affected Is said to be very considerable
and the post and th bank are devising
some method of checkmating the
scheme in the future.
In the Raily Days.
The world has been a long time In
making a little progress. The delight
with which the public had greeted the
slow-going stage coach shows how lit
tle was required to arouse the people
and call forth their astonishment. That
a vehicle which required two days to
make the trip from New York to Phil
adelphia should have been known as
"The Flying Machine," no longer ago
than 1766, seems almost incredible in
this day when we go from New York
to Chicago in half that time.
As a study of contrasts, before and
after the great awakening which fol
lowed the birth of steam power and
the inauguration of the locomotive,
this chspter from a hundred years ago
ts Interesting. The stage coach was
the marvel of a slow age which the
world bad been centuries In reaching;
the locomotive is the necessity of a
rapid age, which has not yet celebrated
its centennial. From "The Era of
Stage Coaches," in Four-Track News.
If you want fame, don't write a
book; Invent a washing machine.
Sometimes it's the man who doesn't
heltate that gets lost.
Just Btfor the Scrap
Wife I wonder how they make
thos parlor matches?
Husband The process Is very sim
ple. I once made one.
Wife Indeed! How did you man
age ttr
Husband By first making a fool of
myself In your mother's parlor during
our courtship, Chicago News.
Regulating the Rules.
"Why didn't you stop at the hotel?"
"Too many rules and regulations."
"Restricted your liberty, eh?"
"Oh, no. But every time I broke
one of the confounded rules or regu
lations one of the servant! bobbed up
with a grin aud had to be tipped."
New York Sun.
A New Way ot Putting It.
Th old farmer was telling a story
that was very hard to believe. The
neighbor who had Just been In several
horse trades with htm lUtoued in si
lence for awhile. Then ho spoke.
"Lookahere!" he said. "Are you
talkln' horse or truth?" Chicago Post
His Position.
"Say, Chlmmle, see dut man gettln'
on de car? Dut's the postmaster gen
eral." "Aw, isaii! He ain't no general
alu't got no brass buttons nor atari
nor not'ln."
"Aw, he ain't no soldier general,
lie's de man who hands out letters at
de geueral delivery windy."
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Perrin's Pile Specific
Th INTERNAL REMEDY
No Caie ExlaU It WIU Not Cor.
1 OKKOON PORTLAND f
;5 t Helen Hall
) Mom aud (lay school fur slrls. U.al $
; Iwailon. Misriim hutMlng. Modern (
ilmfnl. Ai'etimlt'. Colli-fs l'reiar (&
anon ant siwrlal roiirars. Mualc, fclo A
cuilon, Art In charite til perlaUats. (
llliuiraied raiatt'gue. Kaiter term
or4ns February 1. )t. A
KI.BANOK THBUKTrS, Principal. fi
sM IWM WSVt JIftl tS4fWit
Bilious?
Dizzy? Headache? . Pain
back of your eyes? Its your
liver! Use Ayer's Pills.
Gently laxative; all vegetable.
Sold for 60 years. ISiAaSS:
Want your moustache or beard
a beautiful brown or rich black? Use
UUlilMNuHAM'o UTt
wm rrn or emwants m su s re-eir. e aj
ON RAINY DAYS WEAR
TQWES'S Waterproof
OILED
Ntf5 CLOTHING
BUKK er YtUOW.
IT MAIM tVEIT I AT COUNT
SqSMrMM
SOS
Mm wife bast pimples on her face, but
She baa been taklne CASCAKKTS and tnev
hare all disappeared. I had been troubled
with constipation lor some lime, but attar talc
Ins the first Casearet I have had no trouble
with tbls aliment. We cannot speak toe btib
It of rescerets." rSD Wisrsts.
70S Uermaslowa Ave., ralladelfala. Pa
Pleasant. Palatable, fount. Taste flood. Do
Bood, Meter Sloksn, Weaken, or Grips. Wo. lee, to
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
Nrl Iwrf; Caaeuf, CklSM. MMlml, m Vert. Hi
K0TOBlQ ?,d n4 t.V?r!B.!d b slldrnf
U JtlC Tobaoso llabis.
IF YOU HAVEN'T SPUNK
1 ALCOHOL, OPIUM, I
1 TOBACCO USING. 1;
I VRTTE FOR niGSTRATEO UTAIOCul I
I Rnt tos oolrwarrr St.. PoHlmnd, Oem, H
I Tclhess. iUs WL i ,
, ' ' H
P LmES
CATHARTIC jk
VSa reaosauan eieisrteie tf
loue we're afraid you're not suited for a business life. This may be the best
chance you have ever had. Don't waste it. We educate you practically for
business and get yoe. a position when competent. A postal card will brine full
particuvan. Wt it Worth your while BEHNKE-WALKER BUSINESS COLLEGE
to wnte now before you forget it. Portland, Oreiron.
Send for Special Circular Portland. - - - oregon
8POKANB SEATTL.B BOISIJ SALEM MGDPORD
WITH NERVES UNSTRUNG AND HEADS
THAT
WISE WOMEN
BROMO - SELTZEr
TAKE
TRIAL BOTTLE lO CENTS.
Sv.ry dimi of woman so te-
flltied to Ixorn the Harbor
triie. A iilrU.litiMMUDtinn.
Sond 0aeM.iHM.r luivanvoaaient uracil. 1 he
method ts rHlil sad lb pfloe snd Unto rMUlrd
(lie tioMlhle to give sali.raviory mulie,
Wrll. for riill pnHWtilaiS to the AMKHiCAN
HAHIiaH t'oI.I.MiN ilnr ), stl averett
IgrilaiiJ, Oruu.
ORDER OUICK-Dpm-iai oarjam list, new
lovila, rVulb lnd fltral Hows, wood beauts,
H In., lie; Month ttrud ( hilled flows, wood
beams, 14 In., 17,70: Hottlh Horn! ( hilled flows,
wood beaiua S In , !! tlte and stjrU la
flows. Yonttf America ( ream Separator, No,
htl, W: Html Wind Mlll.a font,!.?: Wood Wheel
VS I ml Mill, II fiHil, Wrlle us lor prices on
ansihltif In the machinery Una. VeUreoei Mo
winery we,, toot el Merries SI., Portland, Or.
L N. ROSENBAUM
Notary Public
Attorncy-at-Law
Pension Atttorncy
v Solldtof of Patents
Phoocat
Sunset, Mam 1589 Ind., A 180
304 Nsw York Block
SEATTLE, WASH, U.S. A.
Df s C. Gtt Wo
WONDERFUL
HOME
TREATMENT
TVs wonderful t'h
en donor Is r-ld
ar4 he eorao
Cple without ora
1 thai are ais.a up
to dl. H rune wtih
Ibnee wnnd.rrul t bl
aa herbs, roots, bnits,
barks and selble
that are enuroljr on
khuwn So niodtcal set.
.nee In this country. Through the e of
in". irmiw rniajie this rantous owtor
knows the arlttia of over sue dlfMset rut
ft lee. whlrh be turressrulljr us la difforenl
dleeasM. II. iMreuiM 10 cur pal tar h, euh
tua, lung, throat, rh.umtlsm, nrvuinee.
sionwh, ll.r, kida.jr. etc. 1 has bundrods of
iMtliitoalal. ti.rix mdrat. t all and
mo him, fatlenta out of the dtp write fur
blanks and circulars. Mend ataiuo. COMSUI
TAIION PHKB. A DDK an
The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
ISJ Aider St.. Portland, Orefo.
asral.it lieu Sopot,
Washington Farmers
and Stockmen Indorse
Prussian Stock Food!
MAD TMI rOtLOWIHQ LITTIM.
THIV IMAX rON THfMIILVta.
I have aMl rraala Stuck fend (or the part
thrao rear for MrM, l ain. Sh.nS Muf.
M K 1 61 raooociaio poop IT
MA NO EQUAL. I iit lh.k ro.
o.ntor, It fc.it. vp lU .jr.tMa I (nrl and
nut n.w Itf.and tsr I th animal, laws
dlrr butnl I RntTln vry tnetonc hu fvd
sorantlna to OlroeUoa It olll IHCMIASt
She So otoilik to nrk.d aer. sUovlih
vouna anlmla. cIvm tn niuculr lbl r
ub)'tlo SCOURS ItUMl Stark Pood olll
mumij . iv ey nt.sic. 1 nv inw
ouny kind, of fomls but I
.11, pututiti.r 1'roa.i.a stoch r4
fltk T on th Bwk4
f wt kail, Uas, Dovea-
s Wul,
IT DOUMLtO
lacrosse la Nils,
Mnc.tne th.
iS 1
Stork ro with my milih
co I And bar Mnelr o milk
hu ImimmJ from O N C to
TWO ra miikine.
t T'.an.wuaTM. awkfora.
Wb.
Soil f th I. 4I Dre'ftvf.i
sw'ii-iM-llwvt mm-?: ,-?--r--?--' 1
1 S5QQ Pjanojor $318
Send Postal Card to Eilers
Piano House, Portland,
for Particulars.
This (ins piano is made especially
for tia according to sptclflcations lo
meet the requirements of Western cli
matic conditions. It is at once th
iincst tontd, the most diribU and the
most perfectly finished piano obtaina
ble To bring our piano prominently
rcfore the pest pcopU of Ins West, Vs
wilLfor a limited lime, make the
most cqcepUotul concmlons in th
way of price and terms.
. W will deliver one of these choke
pianos (nothing better could be had
even if you were willing to pay $600
oe more), freight pild to any station
in the state, for (318, cither cash or
on payments of $21 down and $9 per
month, deferred payments to bear 8
per cent per annum.
Otner styles not so elaborately fin
isited, but of good quality, for $183,
5156 and $218, payable at the rats of
$6 per month.
Write us to-day, as this offer b lim
ited strictly to the first three instru
mnnti sola in every county Mention
this paper.
ELERS PIANO HOUSE
Washington Street, Corner Park
PORTLAND, OREGON.
O.her Urge stores, San Francisco,
Cel., Spokane, Wash., and Sacra
mento, CaL
P. N. U.
Ne 47-ltOl.
w
HKlt writing to ad .ertlsers please I
Diniiua tnn vapor. i
' ov on
iZEJttM"'2Z:
Sanders Disk Plow
Simplest and most perfect made. Before you
give your order for a Disk flow be sure to ex
amine the Banders.. For sale by the old reli
able house of
Mitchell, Lewis Staver Co.,
ACHE
WANTED!
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