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Catarrh
"Tbether It It of the note, throat, itcmmch,'
boweli, or nior delicate organs, catarrh It
always debilitating and tnould never rail of
attention. '
It Is a dfecharte frora the mucous mem
brane when kept In a slate of Inflammation
by an impart, commonly scrofulous, con
ditlon of the blood.
Hood'sSana
Caret all forma of catarrh, radically and
txwnsan itir .u restore ine causa and
overcomes all IM stlecU. Get Good's,
lafermalloa for the Voaac
Ta, what's a grain of truth?"
"It's generally the thing that keep
all the w omen in the neighborhood say
ing, 'Well, I declare!' I never would
have thought it!' 'You don't say!' 'I
1 never did believe she was as innocent
as she tried to make out!' and I feel so
1 sorry for her children!' " New York
Herald. , ,
PITfJ Perrnaaentty to a. are Steer eer-earne
Mid aft-rflmtdaysussofDr.Kllne'sUreeiMe
Bettorer. Nrnd fur Fr trial boUlsaWl trsairtse.
I. M. H. Kline, LW.au -reft. Si, raueelaftte. fa.
. U Hereafter.
"You seem to think a good deal of
that monkey," said the littel girl.
"Yes," replied the organ grinder,
lie good menk."
"Do you think he'll go to heaven?"
"No; when re monk die he goto
Newport." Chicago Tribune. "
Mother will And Mrs, Window's tootbtot
2 rap the best remedy to nie tor their e Udroa
e teething kuil
DkaVt Worry Her.
"Doesn't it make you angry when
folks twit you about your failure to ac
quire a husband?" asked the girl who
was doing bet first season.' k
"Not me," replied the philosophical
spinster. It is better to be laughed, at
because you are not married than not
to be able to langh because you are."
Brooklyn Eagle.
Pi so a Cure ft a rented? for cough, ooldt
and consumption. Try It. Price 23 cents,
at druggists.
The Wbyaeas.
"I suppose," said Mrs. Mixer, "my
reputation as a breadmaker is due to
the practice I have had. I am the
mother of seven boys, you know."
"Yes," replied Mrs. Catchington,
"and my reputation as a matchmaker
Is doubtless due to the fact that I am
the mother of nine daughters." Chi
cago News.
' Mas That Appearance.
"It looks to me a good deal as if the
sew woman and some society ' women
would like to be hens."
"Not very complimentary."
"But a reasonable deduction, never
theless." : "Why do you think so?" .
. "Because the incubator would then
relieve them of so much responsibil
ity." Chicago Post.
Just Wanted a Chance.
"Mister ledge," called out the col
ored witness, after he had been on the
stand a full hour, "kin I say one word,
h?"
"Yes," replied he judge.. "What
it?"
"Hit's dees dis, suh. Ef you'll
dess make de lawyers set down en keep
still two minits, en gimme a livin'
chance, I'll whirl in en tell de truth!"
Atlanta Constitution.
Despair.
"Yes, Cholly's valet has committed
suicide."
"Deah me! Now, do say, what
foah?"
"Why, Cholly wanted to smoke his
cigawettes foah him." Baltimore
News.
Mar Be Only a Pipe Dream.
Standard oil capitalist are reported
to have bought Coney Island. We
may yet, remarks the Chicago Record
Herald, be able to get our midway
amusements through a pipe line.
Diplomacy.
"At what age do you consider women
the most charming?" asked the inquisi
tive female of mere or less uncertain
years.
"The age of the woman who asks the
question," answered the man, who was
a diplomat from Diplomacyville. Chi
cago News.
HEIMAT
AN INDESCRIBABLE TORTURE
Because Rheumatism sometimes comes on suddenly it doesn't
prove that it is a chance disease or one due to accidental causes. It
takes time for it to develop, and is at work ia the system long before
snv Hvmrjtoma are felt The blood is the first point of attack, and
the poisonous acids that cause the aches and pains are then distrib
uted through the circulation to different parts of the system, and
i damp, chilly weather, or the cold,
the slumbering poisons and bring
oi tne attach: depends upon the amount ol acid in the blood and the
' l r j a - i!. .
uduuij vi acria matter in me
joints and muscles. Some peo
ple are almost helpless from the
first, while others have occa
sional spells or are uncomforta
ble, restles9, nervous and half
lick all the time from the
' nagging aches and pains. Rheu
matism is a disagreeable com-
anion even in its mildest form.
It grows worse as we grow older,
and frequently stiffens the joints,
', draws the muscles out of shape
and breaks down the nervous
system. A disease that origin
ates in the blood, as Rheumatism
5 does, cannot be cured with ex
ternal remedies like liniments and plasters ; such things scatter the
paint or drive them to tome other part of the body, but do not touch
the disease or improve the condition of the blood. The thin acid
blood must be restored to its normal
up the general health at the same time.
Write for our special book on Rheumatism, and should you
desire any special information or advice, our physicians will furnish
it without charge, JJ-'SaYIFT CPCGIFIQ CO., ATLANTA, 0A
- Bieed. ' '' -: '
Sift a quart of flour with half a tea
spoonful each of salt and sugar Into
a bowL Scald a sup of milk and stir
it Into a teaspoonful of butter, melted
:n a half pint of boiling water. When
.his la lukewarm stir it Into the sifted
flour, then add a third of a yeast cake
that has been dissolved in a gill or
blood warm water, and mix to a soft
Jough. Turn upon a floured pastry
board and knead for ten mlnutea. Set
oTise In a bread pan with a perfr,eJ
top, set In a warm place for six hours.
At the end of this time divide the
dough Into two loaves, knead each of
'bese for five mlnutea and put Into a
;reased pan. Cover with a light cloth
tnd set to rise for an hour more before
'taking la a steady oven.
Tomato Ceteap.
Boll together a peck of ripe tomatoes
and four large onions until they are
soft Pass through a colander and
then strain the liquid through a fine
sieve. Put this over the fire with a
desea sprays of parsley, a couple of
bay leaves, a teaspoonful each of
; round cloves, mace, white pepper,
sugar, salt and a very Uttle cayenne.
Tie up a teaspoonful of celery seed In
a Uttle muslin bag and drop In with
;he rest Boll all together for five
hours, stirring occasionally. When
boiled down one-half, and quite thick,
take out the bag of celery seed, add a
pint of vinegar and take from the fire.
When the catchup is stone cold bottle
md cork, sealing the corks.
Checee Crbqnette.
Cut Into small dice one pound of
American cheese. Have ready one cup
ful of hot cream sauce In a saucepan:
add the cheese and the yolks of two
beaten eggs, diluted with a Uttle cream.
Stir until well blended, and let the
mixture remain on the stove for a mo
ment until the cheese gets "steady."
Season with salt, red and white pepper
and a Uttle nutmeg. Set on the Ice un
til cold, then form Into croquettes and
roll in fine bread crumbs. Dip In egg.
then In crumbs again, and fry In deep,
hot fat until a delicate brown. Good
Housekeeping.
Passage with Buckwheat Cake.
Prick the sausages well and fry in a
little bacon fat Put them on a hot
platter in a circle on the outside, leav
ing space for the cakes in the center.
Cakes. Mix thoroughly two cupfuls of
buckwheat flour, a little salt and three
teaapvonfuls of baking powder; then
add milk and water of equal parts to
make 'the batter of the right consist
ency. Add a Uttle molasses, which
will give them a better color. Fry on
a soapsione griddle and pile neatly In
the center of the ring of sausage.
Cream of Celery Poup.
'Cut the celery Into inch bits, cover
with a quart of water and boll tender.
Rub through the colander and return
the liquid to the fire. Make a roux
of a tablespoonful of butter and one
of flour, and when It bubbles pour
upon It a plat of rich milk part cream,
if you have It Stir until smooth and
thick, then add gradually the celery
puree. Season with salt and white pep
per and serve.
Oyster Pie.
line a vegetable dish with mashed
potato. Brush it over with the white
' of an egg, and put it in the oven to
j brown lightly. Take two dozen oysters,
i half a pint of milk, one tablespoonful
of butter, pepper and salt to taste. Let
It come to a boll, and thicken with a
heaping teaspoonful of flour and put
into the space left in the vegetable
dlah.-Wbat to Eat .
A Vindictive Horse.
"How did it happen that your horse
died?"
"The veterinarian's automobile broke
down on the way over."
bleak winds of winter, to arouse
on Rheumatism. The severity
BHXTma,TUBU US' ELBOWS, WBISTS
AND KNEES.
Urban, Ohio, Aug. 85, 1003,
Last winter I had a severe attaok of
Bheumatiem. It started In the right
eioow, and irom toare to my wrists; tne
ria-ht wriet was the worn. It became
swollen and extremely painful. Mr left
see joint was ine next piaoe to De at
tacked. It became swollen and of coarse
painful. The next point to be affected
was the hip and ankle, which fare me
much trouble. I was barely able to g-et
about for some time. I was under treat,
zaent of a physician for awhile, but g-et-tine
no better I began 8. 8. 8., and after
taklna- it for some time I was entirely
relieved of the Bheumatiem. All swelling
and eoreneee disappeared. Z consider
B. S. S. an exoellent remedy for Rheuma
tism and all troubles having- their origin
ia the blood.
408 BloomfislA Are.
ISM
purity and strength, so that all poi
sonous substances may be carried out
of the system, and no medicine accom
plishes this in so short a time as S. S. S.,
which not only neutralizes the acids
and counteracts the poisons, but builds
Polygamy. Every time polygamy is
mentioned in the Bible the aad results
are shown with it Rev. W. II. Hop
kins. Congresaticaallst. Denver. Cajo.
Selfish Rulers. Millions of men
would be Christiana, but they see us
ruled often by selfishness, greed. Jeal
ousy and evil passions. Rev, Ray
Palmer. Baptist. Chllltcothe, Mo,
The Clerical Function. The chief
function of the preacher should be to
set forth the spiritual food, of which
the Bible contains such exhaustleas
abundance. Rev. R. F. Uurbert, Meth
odist, Burlington, Iowa.
Universal Standard. A universal
standard at the present time seems
all that is necessary for a union of all
Christian forces In the conquest of the
world for Christ Rev. J. L. Lee, Pres
byterian, New York City,
Mankind. Our personal success in
work for God depends much upon our
methods, for we have to deal with
men as we find them and not as we
would desire them to be. Rev. Geo.
Adams, Methodist Brooklyn. N. I.
Artificial Life. Humanity, as it is
presently constituted, la unnatural.
We live an artificial life, a life in oppo
sition to the divine, hence our envl
ronments are inauspicious. Rev. F.
E. Mason. Scientist Brooklyn, N. Y
Work of the Church. If churches
bad not beetf" built. Jails would have
multiplied. If the sanctity of the mar
riage tie bad not been defended, the
divorce courts would have been over
crowded. Rev. W. J. White, Roman
Catholic, Brooklyn, N. Y.
Practical Christianity. If any man
fancies that Christianity is not practl
cal he reveals hla Ignorsnce of the
New Testament The religion of Je
sus has to do with the life that now
is as well as that which Is to come.
Rev. L. M. Crandall, Baptist Chicago,
111.
Independence. When a man finds
himself in radical disagreement from
his associates he Is free to assert his
independence, otherwise we are liv
ing in a modified system of anarchy,
and not in a republic. Rev. A. Mc-
Kenzle, Congregationallst, Cambridge,
Mass.
Divorce. Marriage is a relation
which is indissoluble except for one
reason. If it is a clvU relation a di
vorce can and may be granted. If it is
ordained by God no court has any
right to interfere and sever the bonds.
Rev. E. L. Powell, Disciple, Louis
ville, Ky.
Circumstances. The social and
financial condition has little or noth
ing to do with one's spirituality, ex
cept as he Is Influenced by it But in
the sight of God we are not saved or
lost by our circumstances, but by our
faith or lack of it Rev. C. I Palmer.
German Reformed. Klnston, N. J.
Jey. Joy is a vital and worthy ele
ment in every life. Our rugged and
rushing age is so serious-minded that
we have almost forgotten to be merry
and ring out hearty peals of laughter.
Yet no one is at his best until deeply
and divinely happy. Rev. W. P. Fer
guson, Methodist Los Angeles, Cal.
Ideals. Every young man has a
mental conception of character which
is his ideal. The statesman, politician,
educator, philanthropist inventor,
master mechanic, orator and writer are
Ideals after which young men of to
day mold and fashion their lives, build
characters and shape their destinies.
Rev. Z. E. Bates, Disciple, Allegheny,
Pa.
Speculation. By the laws of the
church, which have stood since the
sixteenth century, priests are absolute
ly forbidden to engage in business
without first obtaining the consent of
the bishop of his diocese. Gambling
or speculating with either his own
funds or the funds of the church are
Included in this. Rev. William
O'Ryan, Roman Catholic, Louisville,
Ky.
Increase of Crime. While the popu
lation of the country has increased
three times, the crime in the country
has increased twelve times. The Unit
ed States is paying more for the sup
port of criminal institutions than for
both religion and education. In addi
tion there is the expense of protect
ing people from the attacks of crimi
nals without the Jails. Rev. C. N.
Howard, Baptist Rochester, N. Y.
Future Punishment We want no
amateurs regarding future punish-!
ment We want an expert, whom we
can trust as the little child trusts the j
wise surgeon, as the traveler trusts
the guide and deliverer, as the pas-'
senger trusts the captain of the great
i-wi luiinicij', Jt'bus jurist, m
the great hour of His life, has spoken
in words so clear, so simple, as to
leave no room for doubt. Rev. N. D.
Hlllls, Congregationallst Brooklyn,
N. Y.
Man and Woman. Those who seek
to make men and women similar In
tastes, habits, and alms seek the im
possible and the unprofitable. Social,;
educational and religious life require
for their full consummation and sym-I
patby both the man and woman ele-i
ments of mind and soul. Society will
not be benefitted by making men and
women similar, but by keeping them
dissimilar. Woman in her sphere Is
and has been as supreme and Impor
tant In her mental and spiritual con
tributions as man. Rev. R. A. White,
Universalis, Chicago, 111. I
Some Large Undertakings.
"Talk about big Jobs," said the
Cheerful Idiot while trying to look se
rious. "Well," said the victim wearily.
"Wheeling West Virginia may be
some and Lansing Michigan may be
rather a big surgical undertaking, but
Flushing Long Island Isn't such a tiny
sanitary stunt" Baltimore American.
Perverted Trlde: "Aren't you
ashamed of that last massacre?" "l
don't see why I should be," answered
the Sultan, "it wasn't such a very
mall ona." Washlnston Star-
Asthma
"One of my diuttttern had
terrible case or asthms. W tried
almost everything, but without re
lief. We then tried Ayer'a Cherry
Pectoral, and three and one-half
bottles cured her." Emma Jaut
Entsmlnger, Langsvllle. O.
Ayefs Cherry Pectoral
certainly cures many cases
of asthma.
And it cures bronchitis,
hoarseness, weak lungs,
whooping-cough, croup,
winter coughs, night
coughs, and hard colds.
Tkrettheai UcnMctl. AH ernrWa.
Ceamlt year eVtor. If be tl take It,
thM o ae he ?. If ae tali o eol
to take It. thva 4oti't uk It. Me knewe.
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This wonderful Chi
ore doctor la called
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people without opera
tion that are glean up
to die. H curm with
Utoee wonderful Chi
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barks and Tegetabli-a
that are entirely un
known to medical sci
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those harmless remedies this famous doctor
knows the action of over too different rem
edies, which be successfully uses In different
diseases, lie guarantees to cure cattarh, asth
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stomach, liver, kidneys, etc: has hundreds or
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READ THE FOLLOWING LETTERS.
THEY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.
I have used Prussian Stock Food for ths past
three years for Hornes. Cattle. Rtieep and Hoys.
fi?A,JfiI PRODUCING FOOD IT
HAS NO EQUAL. I "nd it a thorough mn
ovatori!tim.iupthe system in general and
Sues new life and vigor In ths animal. In my
airy business I find In every Instance when fed
according to directions It will INCREASE
ths How of milk to a marked degree. Alio with
young anltn.la, eslves In particular that are
subject to 8C0UR8 Prussian Stock Food will
aback the euiady as If by magic. I havs tried
many ainu. oi iwu, du, i
consider rrussli.n Stock Food
the BEST on the market
to-day. Kan Oaag, ilavso
port, Wash.
IT DOUBLED
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Since uilng the Frussisn
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' ANCILNT QUARRY IN NEBRASKA.
We Worked by a Baca ef Pee pi TJa
kaewa to the PoteatUte,
In the great flint quarries near Ne-
hawka, Neb., coveriug more than a
township, party of well-known scien
. tlsU has found what they think is evi
dence of the existence of a lost race,
t hitherto uuknown. It la thought that
I this irvhlstor1c people belonged to
neither the red wen nor the wound
1 111 . . . . . . a .
ouuuers. mil wno tuey were auu at
what remote age they Inhabited the
Missouri valley cannot now be ascer
tained.
J They were a race of patient ploddcra
( whose kuowledge and handiwork had
not been developed beyond the primi
tive Ideas of the stone age. By their
industry it la shown that they were
wfr net tka1a4lii I St A , aatk t
Indian
crude
race; by their Ignorance and
handiwork that they were not of the
reftued, alwoat civilised wound build
ers, the first American aborlglnea,
whose existence Is definitely known.
Then who were they, whence did
they come and by whom were they ob
literated? Aside from the mound build
ers and the latter-day Indiana no
American aborigines art known to
scientists, and In these quarries la evi
dence of a strange race.
There are no doubt the quarries art
of great age. The entire series of
tntnea has been burled beneath an av
erage of ten feet of soli. The accumu
lation of this must have taken cen
turies. It la known positively the con
dition has not changed at all In 100
years. Then how many centurlea did
It take for thfs ten feet of soli to cover
the whole of the mlneaT
To settle the mooted question wheth
er these quarriea, situated on the Ne
hawka fruit farm owned by Isaac M.
Pollard, were the work of some artifi
cial agency or of nature, an unusually
large party of prominent scientists was
Induced by State Archeologlst E. K.
Blackman to visit the quarries. Of the
findings of the scientists State Arche-
ologlat Rlackman gave out the follow
log statement:
Mr. l'ollard, when be arranged the
. visit to this spot a year ago, caused a
cross section to be cut In the brow of
the hill and laid bare the face of the
quarry. This excavation Is eighty feet
in length, six feet Vide and average
ten feet In depth. It shows that the
artisans removed two layers of solid
limestone and one of decayed rock be-
fort they came to the strata which
they sought and which contained the
nodules of flint from which Impl
ments were made. Tons of flint are
scattered on the surface and In the de
bris of the quarry and there are many
rocks stowing where the flint nodules
were taken out. On the large pieces
of limestone In the quarry pit one may
see fractures, as if they had been
struck with a-heavy. sledge. . The face
of the q larry as showu by the excava
tlon la a perpendicular wall twelro
: feet hlg1i. The surface Indication be-
fore digging was a circular or oblong
depression. There Is a burr oak tree
standing nearly In the center of the pit
measutiug six feet two Inches In cir
' cu inference.
ATHLETICS AT OUR COLLEGES.
Plea la Feeor of Sports 1st the Large
Instltntlona.
The day Is past when the whole mis
sion of our colleges was to turn out
young men of overdeveloped brains
In under developed bodies. In 1780 the
founders of Andover Academy Includ
ed In their deed of gift, as the purpose
of the glvirs, "To Instruct youth, not
only In English and Latin grammar,
writing, arithmetic and those sciences
where ji they are commonly taught; but
more especially to learn them the great
and real business of living."
Except for the small proportion of
xllige graduates who equip themselves
for the business of teaching other
youths the curricula of their student
years, the aim of the undergraduate
life cannot be better expressed than
In the words of the founders of An
dorer, written a century and a quarter
ago, "the great end and real business
of living." And In general It cannot
be disproved that the modern Interest
In bodily betterment In the develop
ment of athletics and outdoor everclse
has done more to make young men
manly, healthy and self-reliant, with
clean Ideals and wholesome lives, than
the dead languages and higher math
ematics. Every autumn graduate football
players flock back to the universities
by the dozens to help coach the
elevens. Looking these men over, It
Is fair to remark that they are as fine
and representative a body of Ameri
can citizens as can be grouped, and
that if their "capacity for attention has
been ravaged and degraded," their lives
do not show resultant disaster. If the
same number of valedictorians, whose
"capacity for attention Is unquestion
ed," were to be compared with these
football coaches, for example, we be
lieve that the verdict would go all In
favor of the "degraded" class of grad
uates, as having achieved an all-round
mastery of the real business of living,
m whatever way success is measured.
Illustrated Sporting News.
Origin of Meteorology.
Meteorology owes its origin to Italy,
which, as Dr. II. C. Bolton notes, pro
duced every one of the fundamental
Instruments now used In weather ob
servation. The hygrometer was In
vented about 1450 by Nicolas de Cusa;
anemometer, 1S78, by Egnatlo Dante;
thermometer, 1595, by Galileo; rain
gauge, 1039, by Cartelii; barometer,
1643, by Torrlcelll.
I A Rapid Berry-picker. -
The speediest feminine picker of
huckleberries In Monroe County, Penn
sylvanla, Is Carrie Everett, a girl of 15
years. From 8:30 to 4:30 p. m. she
picked seventy-two quarts of huckle
berries. Oscar Altemose has the rec
ord among men and boys, as he picked
125 quarts of huckleberries lu eight
hours.
. Clever Youth.
Shopper Young man, do these
goods shrink?
Bright Clerk Not so much; as' I
would from telling you they didn't,
ma'am, If they did." Philadelphia
Ledger.
A man would never discover that
his wlfn bad a temper If she didn't lose
It
GRATEFUL, HAPPY WOMEN
IX -ZZ ' ,. n rfS.-C 1. i 'f
Miss Muriel Armitage
Female Weakness Is Pelvic
Catarrh'
Always Half Sick are the Women
Who Have Pelvic Catarrh .
Catarrh of any organ, if allowed to
progreos, will affect the whole body,
i'atitrrh without nervousness is very
rare, but pelvic otfurrh and nervousness
go hnud in hand.
What is so tliHtrciojlng a sight as a
pcHir half-nick, nervous woman, suffer
ing from the many alinoet nubearablo
symptoms of h Iv!o cutarrh? She does
not conlder herseU IH enough to go
to bed, but she Is far from ling able
to do her work without the greatest ex
Ne Offense Meant.
Bloobs I understand, sir, that you
referred to my photograph as a side
show?" .
Mlohbs Don't get excited, old man.
I merely meant that it wus a profile."
due l imat
IT offer Oct Hundred boll an Reward for aoe
ease ol atiarrh tliat Oeu uot be cured by UaUl
Catarrh Care.
t. i. CHENKT A Co., Prop., Toledo, O.
We the undsralsued.beve nowa t.i. Cheney
forth pail lAvrars, aoJ belleee blm perfectly
fcoanrabi In all buins transections ami Ad.
anoiaily able tu carry vut any obliiaUvna made
by their Brat.
Wsrr & Ti'as.
Wholesale truKlst Toledo,
V1.diho Klr-HANA: MsiTIH,
Wholesale Drug fists. Toledo. O.
Hall'lCatarrb Cere la Ukeu intsrttally.aetlnf
llrectly oo the blixM and muenu surlsesseif
ute system. Price 75e pir bottle. Bvld ky all
Irnsslits. Teetlmnolal free,
-ail Family Pllisar the besL
Twas Ever Thus.
"Who lives in that little cottage
down there by the lane?"
"There dwells the man who wrote
the poem that made Bcuh ley's shaving
soap famous."
"And who resides in the splendid
mansion on the hill?"
"15. ashy." Chicago Record-IIerald.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY,
Genuine
Carter's
Uttle Liver Pills.
Bust sUar Signature of
e Pac-Slmlle Wrapper Below,
TsST B stall aaut as cae
wf take asa4-ac.
FOR HEADACHE.
rOR DIZZINCSS
roRiiuoumtts
FOR TORPID LIVER.
FOR CONSTIPATION.
FOR SALLOW SKIM.
FOR THECOMPLEXICU
. i ftmrnvntm ausv wLJ
lilrufvir TeeuMs.S?jr2g
CURE SICK HEADACHE..
CARTER'S
II -l T,,., TL I the time to writ for our catalogue. We educate
NAT I RrTinrrn W Ml I nix ?u Poetically fortutlnesandget you a jxnUlou
Afternoon, but Now
patent. Don't
waste this
chance.
sap -
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SPOKANU 8KATTIJE3
WE HAVE FEELINGS AS WELL AS YOU
Dr. W. A. WIso has found a sa'e
and abwlutnly psliilcm way of ex
tracMnK leclh, and Ms 17 yuars' ex
perience In plute work enables him
to (It mouths comfortably with any
kind of (also teeth wanted.
Dr. T. P. Win is an expert at
crown and brIUue work and sold
lining. '
ifc,
i. W. A7T ih
WISE BROS., Dentists,
Think Pe-ru-aa for Their Recov
ery Alter Years of Suffering
Miss Muriel ArmltnKO. M Greenwood
Ave,, iMrult, M!k., IUstrlot UrganUer
cf the ttoy&l Templars of Temper anca
tt a recent lyttyr, sayai
"I think that a woman naturally
shrinks from making lior Iryublra tuU
Ito, but reored In-nlth ha meant so
much to me that I fofl fkr the take of
other suntniiiu; women It U my duty Ut
trll what 1'eruna line done for ine.
"I eulfrrvd fur five years with uter
ine irregtilailtlr, whlvli Uruuiflit on
hysteria and tiinile me a 'liylrit( wreok,
1 trirnl doctor "from -the dlinrent
school of iiiPillctne, but without any
iierveptlhte rlmnge In my Vomlitioit.
In my dexpnir I called im an old nurse,
who advlned me to try lVriina, ami
promised vood result if I Would pernUI
ami tnke it reKiilnrly. 1 tliotiKht this
ws the )oot 1 could do ami procured a
bottle, 1 knnw as soon as I Utsm tak
ing it that It was alteetliig me illllor
vntly from anything 1 hnd used before,
and so 1 kept on tuktnit It. I kept this
up for ls nioiuhs. and stemlily gained
Mrvnirth and hentth, ami when 1 had
ucil llflwn bottle I completed myself
entirely cured. I am a praw-ful, happy
womau today." MUs Muriel ArmtUgd,
Teruim cures catarrh of the pelvlo or
gnns with the same surety as It cures
ratarrh of the head, l'eninft lias be
come renowned a a positive cure for
female ailment simply because the ail
ment are mostly due to rniarrh, Ca
tarrh I the cause of Hie trouble, reru
ns cure the catarrh. The symptoms
disappear. ,
haustion. This is a very common sight
and is almost always due to pelvlo
catarrh.
It is worse than fool I Mi for to many
women to suffer year after year with a
disease that can lie permanently cured,
lVruna cures catarrh )rmanently.
It cures old chronic rases as well as a
slight attack, the only difference Mng
in the length of time that it should be
taken to effect a cure;
If you do not derive prompt and sat
Ufitctory results from the use of Peru
na, write at once to Dr, llartniau giv
ing a full statement of your curie, and
he will Ik plttcsed to give you his valu
able advice gratis.
Address Ir. Ilratman, President of
The llartinan Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
L.N.ROSENBAUM
Notary Public
Attoracy-at-Law
Pension Atttorncy
Solicitor of Patents
Phonest
Sunset, Mam 1589 ' Inf.( A 1&60
304 New York Block
SEATTLE, WASH, U.S. A.
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Headaches
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Dizzy?
Appetite poor?7 Bowels
constipated? Tongue coated?
Head ache? It's your liver!
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