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Chinese Wife “Alla Samee ’Melican”
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NEW YORK.—Quon She? Fee, fair
as the golden lily of the Hoang-
Ho, dainty as the purple plum that
ripens under tea house eaves at Can
ton, has skipped from her golden nest
at 9 Pell street, and there remain to
mourn her Lou Fee, her lord,
Mouchock. her white poodle, and Tee
lee, the yellow canary by the window.
Quon Shee Fee flew into a rage the
other night, hurled her husband's sup
per out of the window, beat her hus
band's cousin, Lou Pon, over the head
with a heavy fan. and then went out
Into the dark of Pell street to lose her
self from the sight of her outraged
lord and master. All Chinatown
hummed for days with the scandal.
“She make-ee d-sufllagette busi
ness alla-time,' was the way Lou Pon,
the abused cousin, explained the flight
of Quon Shee Fee. Mournfully rubbing
the bump on his head where the vig
orous fan had whacked him. Cousin
Lou developed his theory of what had
ailed the winsome wife of Lou Fee.
“Alla-time she mak-ee lead-um 'bout
de-eufflagette. Alla-time tink-um 'bout
fool woman lite business. Woman
alla-samee husband, she say. Woman
got fo’ have good time like* husband
—got fo’ stlay out noght—got fo’ ma-
Jelly Juggler Puts
CLEVELAND O—The “Battle of
Fort Jelly” Just now is the talk of
the North side.
With officers in front of him. officers
behind him. and officers circling all
around him, Frank Eingang, whose
home is thought to be at 165 Grant
jtreet, hurled Jars of Jelly and other
canned condiments at his assailants
the other day. The latter were trying
to capture his fort, which consisted
of the cellar of the residence of Mrs.
Henry W. Oliver, at 845 Ridge avenue,
Northslde. None of the members of
the family was at home, as the sum
mer home at Sewickley has been
opened.
Sergeant of Police James Rea and
Wagonmen James Sherry and Philip
Mall were tha besiegers of “Jelly
Fort" Before they captured its lone
defender they had dodged dozens of
jars of delicious sweets, which the be
sieged burled with such unerring aim
that they were forced to retreat and
bold a council of war before they made
their final sally.
Eingang entered the cellar through
a window which he smashed with a
brick. Before entering he relieved him
self of all his garments. Neighbors
telephoned the police. .In a few min-
Get More Milk by Serenading Cows
SPOKANE. —Practical dairymen and
veterinarians and animal psycholo
gists in the Spokane district and
throughout eastern Washington are
agreed that the theory advanced by
Josiah Grant of Wisconsin to increase
the milk supply by the introduction of
dreamy waltz music in the cow sta
bles is reasonably logical and worthy
of serious consideration.
Mrs. Joseph Rudersdorf, acting pres-*
ident of the Spokane Humane society,
is confident the theory is correct, say
ing: “Music affects and soothes every
animal or human being. Loud music
■would cause an animal to be nervous,
while soft music, which would soothe
the nerves of the cow, would naturally
increase the milk production.”
Dr. Otto Minig of the veterinary
Lambs Are Slaughtered as Sacrifice
TOLEDO, O.—When a number of
East side residents saw several
men and women gathered about some
bleating lambs they held before them,
they thought little of it But when
they suddenly saw one of the men in
sert a knife in the neck of a lamb
they were amazed. They crowded
closer and saw these same men hold
the dying lamb while men and women
stood about reverently, muttering
sounds taken to be prayers.
All this appeared strange to those
who watched, and one of them, who
was angered at the slaughter of the
lambs on the open lot in the residen
tial district, called the police.
When the motor cops arrived they
found the watchers of the iambs sur
rounded by many other residents of
the East side. The man who slaugh
tered the first lamb cut the throat of
another. The live lambs stood near
by.
The police learned that the lambs
were being slaughtered by a number
Ikee de-good time. Woman no stlay
home, she say."
Add there you have it —the suffra
gette Invasion of Chinatown.
Lou Fee, who is more prosperous
than the average of his fellows,
through the profitable tea business
that he conducts at 9 Pell street, be
gan to hear faint rumbles of trouble
the other morning, so he told Lieuten
ant Burke of the Elizabeth street sta
tion. He had been out playing dom-
L.oes the night before and had not
come home until after midnight.
When he did sneak into his cozy flat
over the store, his little Plum Blos
som was sitting up wWh fire in her
eye. just as a regular white w4fj would
do. may be.
There had been a fine row: this
much Lou Fee admitted. His spouse
had declared flatly that if he was go
ing to stay out all hours of the night
playing dominoes or fan-tan with the
other Four Brothers boys, he need not
expect to find a wife waiting for him
at home
But Lou Fee. who is high in the
councils of the Four Brothers, the im
placable enemies of the On Leong
Tong, told his wife very properly—by
Chinese standards, at least —to keep
her mouth shut. He would stay out
as late as he pleased. So yesterday
when dinner time, at 7 o’clock, the
lord of this suffragette spitfire was not
at home to partake of his evening
shark's fin.
But Cousin Lou Pon was and he
got what was designed for the hus
band.
Coppers to Rout
utes the battle was on. First one po
liceman and then another, in their ad
vance on the besieged, felt missiles
whiz past their heads and smash with
a Juicy crash against the wall. Try
as they might, they could not reach
the jelly javelin thrower.
After an inglorious retreat and a pa
laver as to the best means of obtaining
the surrender of the fort they return
ed to the attack, only to be met with a
different defense. Eingang had dis
carded his jelly Jars and assumed a
mallet. This he swung about his head.
When his attention was attracted by
revolver shots the three officers
pounced upon him. Wagonman Mall's
thumb was seized by the teeth of the
infuriated man and almost bitten off.
When Eingang finally was bound tight
ly and taken to the patrol wagon it
was found that Sergeant Rea's hand
«lso had been cut by flying glass.
staff of the State of Washington col
lege, who conducted experiments
along similar lines while preparing a
work on animal psychology, said the
man who ridiculed the Grant idea is
merely betraying his ignorance.
"That idea is not to be treated light
ly,’’ said Dr. Minig. “Anything that
soothes the nerves aids in the milk
production. Cows, as other animals*
are attracted or repelled by sounds.
To use cusswords with your cows les
sens the milk production. I do not
Vjuestion that soft music would have
the desired effect in increasing th©
supply.”
Dr. Walter Baker, also a member
of the staff, recalled an experiment
where a dog secretes more saliva
while eating as music is being played,
and indorses the plan.
“I am inclined to think there may
be more than a grain of truth in the
reasoning, but I would not want Sousa
with his brass band to amuse my
cows. I believe violin music would
get better results. In other words, I
would prefer Kubelik to Sousa to en
tertain our cows st milking time.”
of Bulgarians, members of the Greek
Catholic church, who had begun the
observance of the feast of spring. The
proper observance of this custom, it
was learned, was for the sacrifice of
four lambs annually. After the lambs
were killed the carcasses were piled
upon a fine and roasted, the meat of
which was devoured by members of
the church as fulfilling their pat of
the sacrifice.
After the slaughter of the second
lamb the remaining two were taken to
a vacant house neaj by, where they
met the fate of the others. These also
were roasted upon the fine in the va»
cant lot.
FOR the first time since the creation of the two new American cardinals by the pope, the three cardinals of the
United States met recently at a session of the board of trustees of the Catholic University of America. At that
time the accompanying photograph was taken. Cardinal Gibbons is in the center, with Cardinal O'Connell on
the right and Cardinal Farley on the left.
CONFINED IN COFFIN
Man Held for Experiments at
Carnegie institute.
Harvard Student Gives Details of Prof.
Levanzin's Experience—Man Placed
In Air-Tight Box for 33 Days
Without Food.
Boston. —Details of the scientific
starving of Prof. Agostino Levanzin at
the nutrition laboratory of the Car
negie Institute in Roxbury, conducted
by Prof. Francis Sano Benedict, and
which have been suppressed for days,
were made public by M. F. Tufts, a
senior at the Harvard dental school
and a former subject.
That Professor Lavanzin was virtu
ally a prisoner during the thirty-three
days of his fast and that during a part
of the time he was kept In a zinc air
tight coffin with his mouth sealed and
breathing air fed him by tubes in his
nostrils, is alleged.
That students working their way
through college and anxious to earn a
little money are placed in tubs filled
with ice water and floating ice to
study the action of extreme cold upon
the body is charged.
Students are fed strange diets to
see what the stomach will stand and
what it will refuse, it is said, and vi
visection of dogs in a most repulsive
form is practiced.
The purpose of the laboratory Is to
secure data that will be of value to
humanity, and particularly the scien
tific importance of food and the lack
of it
Tuft’s story, in part, is as follows:
“A large part of the time Professor
Levanzin remained in the calorimeter
room. This room is a perfectly air
tight chamber. He was laid down on
a couch. His mouth was sealed. Into
his nostrils were inserted rubber tubes
connecting with a series of jars and a
motor, completing the circuit. These
PASSING OF THE SANTEE
Many Former Midshipmen of U. S.
School Remember Unhappy Hour*
Upon It.
Annapolis, Md.—The old sailing
frigate Santee is reported to be past
saving, badly aleak and sunk in the
mud here. If it is found that she
must be broken up where she lies,
there will hardly be another vigorous
protest like that by Oliver Wendell
Holmes, which saved the Constitution.
The conditions are In no way alike,
and yet it Is probable that on no other
ship have so large a proportion of
the officers of the navy served as on
the old Santee, which was long in
commission as a disciplinary adjunct
to the naval academy, as well as for
practice in sallormanshlp and smooth
Lore gunnery.
Mt
She belonged to the Civil war period
and is said to have been a beautiful
ship of her type, her motive power
being wind and sails. But her long
record as a place for discipline of the
middies who failed in strict observ
ance of the countless regulations at
Annapolis was not of a kind to appear
strongly to the affectionate remem
brance of the graduates of the acad
emy or to arouse the enthusiasm of
the civilian.
The Santee will pass with brief
newspaper notices only, and with it
the English languages, as spoken at
Annapolis, will probably lose a word.
The Santees will be remembered as
one of the Confederate tribes of the
Sioux, and there will continue to be
discipline at the naval academy, but
presumably no untidy, careless or re
fractory "middy” will ever again be
“snnteed.”
THREE CARDINALS OF THE UNITED STATES
Jars were filled with chemicals, which
removed from the air he had
breathed the carbon dioxide and mois
ture. Then oxygen was let into It
The weight of the carbon dioxide and
moisture was ascertained and care
fully recorded. And the amount of
oxygen consumed by the subject was
also measured."
NEGROES SCARED BY BABY
When a Few Hours Old It Phophe
cles End of World In Novem
ber, Then Dies.
Thomasville. Ga.—According to re
ports received here the negroes
around Pelham, over it Mitchell coun
ty, are much stirred up over an infant
phenomenon which. It is said, spoke
when only a few hours old. and
among other things predicted the end
of the world.
Several negroes here have received
letters from friends in Pelham telling
of this child, which, they affirm, turn
ed and spoke to its mother when it
had ben born only eight hours. The
child, so the story goes, told its moth
er that it would die In two hours and
she would die in four hours and the
world would come to an end tn six
months. Mother and child are both
said to have departed this life on
schedule time, and now the colored
population have no doubt whatever
that the remainder of the prophecy
will be fulfilled.
Another portion of the prophecy
which the child is alleged to have ut
tered and which showed that it pos
sessed a voice of wisdom was that it
would rain “off and on" until the end
of the world. As the showers in this
section have undoubtedly been of that
character of late and are liable to
continue so, there is no difficulty in
rectifying the truth of the utterance,
which is of course held up as a con
firmation of the whole matter.
Kisses Go Astray
Husband Receives Letter Intend
ed for His Wife.
Charlee G. Bostwick Intercepts Con
signment of Superheated Oscula
tion From Ardent Admirer of
His Spouse.
Kansas City, Mo. —Forty-seven su
perheated kisses sent by mall by Wal
ter J. Kincaid to Mrs. Mary E. Bost
wick in 1898 and received by Charles
G. Bostwick, husband of the consignee,
are still burning in Bostwick's mem
ory.
Bostwick tells of the mail order os
culation in his answer and cross-peti
tion filed in the circuit court recent
ly against the divorce petition of Mrs.
Bostwick. Prior to receiving the let
ter in Wilmington, Ind., Bostwick sur
prised Mrs. Bostwick and Kincaid in
her room, sitting unnecessarily close
to each other. When be arrived, he
said, Kincaid departed. That was in
Seymour, Ind.
Going to the post office in Wilming
ton a few days later, he says, he found
a letter for Mrs. Bostwick and opened
it. The forty-seven crosses marked
at the end of an epistle beginning
"My Dearest" might have been meant
to designate cars, bushels, tons or
only individual kisses, according to
the mood of the writer, but, «t best,
Bostwick was peeved. Also the lat
ter referred to some pictures and
Bostwick made a tour of inspection
through Lis wife's trunk, where he dis
covered a number of pictures of Kin-
WOMAN HAS PHONE MANIA
Causes Much Trouble for Cincinnati
Bachelor Doctor, Grocers and
Many Others.
Cincinnati.—Mysterious telephone
messages which have caused annoy
ance and ludicrous predicaments td
Dr. Thomas Dickens, other doctors
and various grocers in this city were
cleared up in probate court recently,
when Miss Bertha Helda, thtrty-three,
a oook, was committed to Longview
Hospital for the Insane
Four years ago Doctor Dickson was
an interne at the Jewish hospital and
operated on Miss Heida. He said a
month after that she began telephon
ing him and continued her mania for
the phone up to this time. He testi
fied that Miss Helda would call up
grocery stores and other concerns, im
personating the doctor, and order
large quantities of groceries, cooking
utensils and other goods, for which he,
a bachelor, had no use.
At one time a delivery man depos
ited a washing machine at his office
door. Then followed a case of seltzer
water and large orders of household
goods. The climax came when a manu
facturer of monuments called at hla
office and insisted on measuring th©
persecuted one for a monument biAck.
U. S. EMPLOYES TO ORGANIZE
President G. L. Caln of National
League Seeks Merit Pledge From
Two Big Parties.
Washington.—Plans for an organi
zation of government employes to em
brace all arms of the government serv
ice in all parts of the country are be«
Ing formulated by George L. Cain of
Lynn, Mass., president of the Na
tional League of Government Em
ployes. Mr. Caln is in this city ar
ranging to have a delegation appeal
to the Republican and Democratic na
tional conventions to incorporate in
their platforms pledges as to the fu
ture administration of the civil service.
caid and Mrs. Bostwick- in numerous
positions.
Bostwick declares that when he
complained to his wife about it she
hit him over the head with a skillet
and lett him. After a reconciliation
he complained because she stayed out
at night and slept Late in the morning,
and again they separated.
Bostwick is district manager of the
Federal Casualty company and lives
at 2620 East Eighth street. The
wife's petition charges drunkenness.
It is her second attempt to divorce
him.
CHAIR CAUSES MORE DEATHS
Large Increase of Executions In Ken
tucky Since the Introduction of
the Electric Device.
Frankfort, Ky.—Substitution of the
death chair for the gallows | n Ken
tucky has been followed by an in
creased percentage of convictions in
first degree murder cases, according
to state officials. There are now 13
prisoners in the Eddyville penlten
tlary awaiting execution, the largest
Ume T eVeF aßßemb,wl thcr ® at one
I nder the old system of hanging
Prisoners the sheriff of the county in
which conviction w l;s secured wa»
compelled to execute the prisoners
They disliked this duty and some of
them used their influence to promote
pcnmtj. Nearly always the sheriff's
t?on f ßement founrt on an applica
tion for commutation of sentence.
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DUCK RAISING IS PROFITABLE
Capital of SI.OOO Will Give Excellent
Start—Business Requires Care
and Watchfulness.
For breeding, ducks and drake> ar e
better in their second year.
The duck laying season generally
begins in February and ends in \,j.
gust, although the Indian Rum r
ducks are credited with being
round layers.
Hallock < Miniates that it costs, ; .]|
told, 12 cents a pound to raise du<ks
up to the market age (ten w<.... 51 .
This includes the cost of feed. help,
marketing. *ggs, Insurance. etc. \n
over the 12 cents Is clear pro.lt.
From February to May the eggs sh uw
the strong*st fertility.
John Weber, the well-known du k
raiser, in an address before t ••
Ploughman Farmers’ meeting at 1.
ton some years ago. raid If one o\. : A
the land sl.'”'" capital will g’; a x
start in tl.e <lu< k business. Such a
amount, he said, would be sufll. • t
to cover all expenses, buy two h. ...
bators, a flock of abut 30 du<-k:
house for the breeders, a brood
house and lnat«r. f<<<! boards
water fountains, wire fenring, • •
Such a plant would keep one tn;
busy, and the fu'ur* growth of •’
plant could be built on the profit .
The point to lie remembered at
strictly followed Is to begin am;
learn the lesion well and use ev<
effort to get good results. This w
require rare, watchfulness and w«
applied business principles. ’ll
duck business is of such a nature t|.
if rightly carried on it is very pro!
üble, but disastrous If neglected.
TO CARRY EGGS SEPARATELY
Little Box Will Be Found Useful for
Other Purposes Around Farm
and Is Easily Made.
Where trap nests are used with a
large number of pens sometimes it is
desirable to keep the eggs of each
pen separate, as they are gathered.
This is easily done in a carrying box,
such as is here shown. This box is
made of light wood and will hold thir-
An Egg-Carrying Box,
ty eggs. The box may Im* numbered
on the end to correspond with the pen.
Boxes of this style will be found veiy
useful for many other purposes about
the farm, especially lor carrying vege
tables in from the garden. As shown
in the illustration this box is simply
constructed and may be available on
any farm.
Feed l>efore you water.
Good food Is economy.
Oyster shells are not good grit.
Too much soft food Is not good fcr
the chickens.
Ventilation Is more important than
wheat In the poultry house.
Watch out for lice, and grease with
I .rd under the wing and top of head.
Throw your ashes into the poultry
house and watch them enjoy them
•elves.
Fino gravel Is not the proper grit,
for poultry. They want a sharp ma
terial with which to grind their food.
The incubator should be located In
a room where the temperature does
not vary much during the day or
night.
Eggs will become fertile In from
four to six days after mating. The
effect of mating will continue several
months.
It Is necessary to feed the breed
ing ducks liberally, yet at the same
time fe< d so as to keep them active
and healthy.
The fowls need clean, dry, comfor
table quarters during wet or cold
weather. They u ill pay for that kind,
but no others.
The eggs from matured hens will
hMch better and produce stronger
chicks than the eggs of pullets. They
are usually larger, too.
The best roosting place for young
turkeys is on branches of trees. They
will not suffer front exposure, and
the open life will make them strong
and healthy.
If one begins with the chicks, does
things with deliberation, never makes
a sudden and unexpected movement,
even the most timid breeds will be
become tame.
The white-feathered broilers al
ways have the more attractive ap
pearance In market, as the pin feath
ers do not show as they do in dark
plutnaged birds.
Soak stale bread in sweet skim
tn , press out the milk as complete*
ai nß . pCß,lbl °- «nd feed the chicks. *
Also keep coarse sand before them;
their°c*wwJ l cblcb ® cannot cried

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