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1 7 ' fc ' ' I 7 . c c vox. f COLUMBIA HIRALI), 1 I Etitabllahed, I860 J COLUMBIA. TEISTIST., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3? 1884. I IXM.rMRI JOrRNAI I MAiin ai;NTiNKL.,jitbiiua.irr ISrO. Ml) J Columbia rw JL HE t - f V- LA1V CAKIW. .ttcraic- at - Law I Ami .'s,ii',v Piillle, C.!l,l!!!H A. TKNSKSHKK. I1i ul . ri In l.n K; U'r-ou . If- HttC't 'p-l. Dr. 1J. I'. Jones leiilxi-l Kooiiin, MAW'SKl T KMl'I.K, II Telephone No. 7 SUFFERERS Emm Hrvoiii. lironlr :inl Itloml IM.np. rlB and llrort A ir.- liiui., rk l.nnci, KrrTOBi I4-hllilj -, llniki n Ikon ... . imioBiind Wolii' li- tlinrr,Hlal- f Irinnry OrKMn,juk oui P. utcUt for X3r CTIAS. W. SCOTT'S WORLD RENUWNEO SPECIFIC AO. 13, COCA, BEER IRON l"Wll.h ?liOMiv1iortinv A 16M)OI. IiKAl. X KUVK TOXIC. If rnr lriiUit il".-' ioi, ! n-h lilm Inniiinr It forr"". S I. I"r Ixtll'-. (ira.r.rrraiiil lnin is h (lri-;'ti..t M' .!if-;i1 I ;:;..-.'rT ol molm lmi,s. For rmrhlt. with i 1 ,r iruliir. ri'J-l CHAS. W. SCOTT Ki.np.if. City, Mo. run nr.- xcorr s i.ifkh ru.i.H. t I !) lv. AN IDYL, OF THE MOCK. ii .m- 3 ll3a3 AVIiy wo ran sell you Goods cheaper than oilier firms. 1st. Jlecauso wo sell more of them. 2nd. Uceauso wo pay cash for all our purchases, thereby ting: largo discounts off of regular prices. 3rd. Jlecauso w e are determined to keep up our reputation thelendincr Dry Woods firm ol the city. get- as Wc are sitting in the hammock, she and I, Har and I. And the gentle blowing bree.e, Through the overhanging trees, With a sad and mournful sigh, W b tapers by, Hustle by. Coolly, sweetly, sadly, gently rushes by. We are swinging in the hammock, iovrrs two. May andLew, And her tioy booted feet I With the branches nearly meet, And 1 see in eyes of blue. jyOTe so true.. Fond and trap. Brightly glowing, gladly beaming, fund and true. Peuusylvoia. The story is that ar rangements are now being completed and within a day or two toe reslgui liou of st yen Democratic electoral candidate.-"' will lip announced as hav ing been accept:! by the State Central "ouiinittee... Tlii) Butler managers will fill these vacancies with the names of men w ho are pledged to support him hi t lie electoral college. The ticket will therefore contain tweUs ty-three for Cleveland and seven for Butler. Mr. Randal and Mr. Wal lace are .-aid, to be at (lie head of this movement. -trruxier Journal. UOHAYCF CiREELEY" UAFCTFTEK. We are sitting in the hammock, lore fair, foolish pair, . . And my careful arms around Uer delightful waist axe wound. Just to keep the little dear x rem iwr, . I la u a line fcarj From t tumbling, toppbng-over, h.niuting fear, y PRINTING s S - O 2 1 1 1 1 liMIIL I Ml . . i. We are lying in the grassed, fche and ana l, And the maiden blushing red. Hitting squarely on my head, Utters one affrighted cry . . "tiammocK's aown, . Broken down, Oh, tha horrid,, horrid hammock's ' -UarTe II. Katob, in the Tribune Li ""' May ft o 1-5 55 r5 "to -sag ft K3 O t: fS oe a; PRIHTING A rhj-Miciaii's (iilt. tf ymmr Hufr.rorh.ip1,i rr 11 porma nt euro ..f Vpi.plwllcor Kplicpilc X1 JL JL DRY GOODS AND NOTIONS! lr-Hg OooN, While (loodii, X,inenR, ' Ciinglmiua, Tii'keus, Sliietiiigs, Cottonniles, Cheviots, Hosiery, tiloveH,- Parasols, Cornets, Hund-bBtfP, Kutfout.. . . Hand kerchiefs. liibboni, I. aces, VeilinjfH, b'alins, Vilvefs, Oru.'iinenfs, Trimuicrl JfnK, I'ntrimmed lints IlaruburgH, Zephyrs, Uncliius, Plumes, Ladies' Collars and Cuffi, Artifieinl Flowers, Ladies' Xcckivear, hidies I'li'lerwear. Ladies' Misses i and Childroxis' Sb.003. Clothing and Gents' Faraisi I Mi ! fia.'k Suits, hanndricd Sl.'lrts, J-rock tuit.s, I'lilaiindri-.d Shirfs, Cutaway Suits, Cufis ar.d Collars, X)ress Suits, liati7e Shirts, Check Muslin Shirts, Drill Drawers, Socks, Gloves, Cravats, Suspeiiderss, Cuff Buttons Scarf Pins Trunks and Valises. free ti iHi lio nt 1 in Hcbroeder'N l-:'-r,i..v be sent you pc-t pni.) I'-blnlo.! Ir. JilHticO J tt;m liT': r ivjl.V Kvery snil'arer froni Uil illwcano th, 1h anxious io4 cqraj KtiuuUl give thoae l"ow ders an liunioiTrio trl.il. Large Box Ji.iU, two t:oxe5".(W. Aitilress, 1'H.l LI I HKNKY. V Soutli nt.. New Vork City. mar.ll.ly. W. Fkikkh-m. H. H. TlTCOMB fill Til W c never resort lt the practice of olFuriiiir some well known ar ticle at less than cost, ami mat prices for goods thatouiiciistomers arcr not, fjimiliar with. No troublo to show gooite. jlVe 3pprccl.atei.v0nr patron??, hetlier 1 our purchr.sc.i are iaro or small. OiuTrices aro uniform to all. B 3 DHUG GISTS; Cr. Pnfcitc Square and Went Beventh Bt," Columbia TEisrisr, n 12 ly. Led es' Restaurant and Ico Cream Parlor. MASONIC TEMPLE, itTMHt; TKNNKSHKE. t tT. let- ---'.i pr ik' . ri:r ft-r' lonerleH, eto. 1 f :-,! 1 1 .. . in )i p. :n. lc ..t y Ci-ii ;i. 't nr.y irt of ii'--J'i-l!r. South Main Street, W. BTJCH1TAIT llanufaoture - of Slrlotly FlrBt-olass Carriaies, Bniaies, Ptoious, Ami the easiest riding Two-Thccl Biissics In the world. Hpeolal attention ptven to repairing. COLUMBIA, TENN. 2HMI:f ion. ' e- l-v. The p rt . :;. .-' 'i-ti-i o 1 x tween A i- w K r :i. ai Tenn., hs I tin titty dit-lved liv llmi;! 'm J.B Ashl-Ti-rrr r nn. K P.. Po:tt Hud lt. 1 Aahinn n III I'Ulirur In :ri" n.HM under the Orrn rniw of J'nlit A'h'nn - AH elMlms Hsintn-t tli nW firm i 1 l palil ny Polk A A Miin. I't-r) ! v Rrfl :nil hfriz -ti Ui receipt for llc'Hr.i Jrc. Jr.: e i'h, Isn. . " J. It. AS1ITO-V, ; . . k i I'fi.K. It L, AHIIT 'N. June-Jd It COAfiilJIi'TfOA Positively Cured. No Humbug, By the n- of I ir. .1 . J -a wonV r:il. nonary Powder, h :r--f :i IhI tifix fif wlil''! will ix sent to ail suitcrcm p.wt paid, wltl. ireitlse and foil dlit-utuin f"rihir t:e. Hondredsnod husp.nds liavo been cured by their iifh. Large Box.t K, two Poses f-i.W. Addrces, FIJI 1.1 1' HEN BY, J'JHuuliifel., New Yo:k City. mu-14-ly. IIONUMBNTS r (WCS. Stallion B'OYAL GLUE. MENDS EVERYTHING? i lip5 II 3l. I l itron riit, Tou-rhest anil fost Elastic (lu on Kartb ! Abaolntl7 - l'nbi-ilifble auuHparabl.lI-Jlo ll-llne:-o Crrparation ! Always Ready! Alw r I.lqDl!!! liifDai ChiB.. U1.WL IVoAd. l.flthpr I'ntchfa nn KhnM Vi.KKa rvnVA 1 ti.Minrrl rnnTin. and Cloth, Ornnmeuu, stoni-. Furniture, Jfwflry. Book Backs! and Kvervt bine Klse with Evenastinff Inwoarablr rlnritv ! f 20. Itolll. f Ttrnh .nil 'Tin rnv.,i M anlpd nost-naid. SOe. Sold by Irnirelai. (irorpn; Stntiononi. Hardware. Varift and Weneral .' Stores. Whole ale Travellnc Jpnu Vntl in cvi-ry City and County. SAst your De; lltf-r lor a re nam pie tiii ot " tu;aibiu," send vttil. to Retail licalers onlv. MalldonlybytheMannfaonrprs. J. U. O'MEARA A CO. 13 r. Atc. via? cti Eton. It. C. au-29 Fop Sale by Jos.. I'oivicr. COLUMBIA BUGGY CO. Kuhn & Turpin's old Mechanics Manufacture and Repair all kinds of Buggios and Carriages Cheaper and Better than can be Done elso-wliero uu thb State. m STREET. lnny-Zi bm. In Doers East cf E, V. GiabJi'i. McKIUMIN'S FALL LOJIBINATIOX SAJjE OF s. BrooJ Mares, Saddle, Harness ani Draft Horses, Colts, Fillies JACK STOCK, :i JIOLSTEIVBI'LLS, 40 EXT1M FAT MULES. ,'WLILIAMS 'ieneral Agent.Cnapel HUr, Tenn. MASK1ZIL,L,E:, SEPT. 24 and 25m ln,rapk,n this my first Fall Sle of Saddle, Karness. Iafr. Horses, Brood Mares and tau.ons, I have every anuranc from my patrons, man 7 of wboon have beon selling wltn me for years, tbat the anlmala they b ave entered In lhl sale wlU equal In quality k?VoJnbouBh,;unTrtti't?.l5L,ni?ef,lnt,i,8Htato- fforaatalogue address Spirit of the rarmOffloe, or A. J. McKJMMIN, Pnlaski.Tenn. aep-12 2t The Had Iloj. IVf George "W.Teck. "i. uotK-e your p.- ih wearing h (Hill-, le of black' 0'et,' ami :i 'iiom ,hat 66ms to be a couple of iletrrws out of plumb," said tlie grot-fiTUiau lo the bad boy, as be camp in to j;et a couple of raw oysters. "Jiati your 11a tiecn in a political row?". "I admit tnat black eyes iiurm a political campaign are liable to bo an evidenceof great xeal in ward caiicui-s. and I know that some of our best t iti y.euHwear black eyes duiingthe montlis of September and October of a presi dential vear. but Da'siuiuid black eves and italicised nose Is 'not the result of politics. lie has been in a cat liht." "A cat fight!" and the groceryman held up his bands in horror, and add. ed: "Why, I eupposod your pa and ma got alonff epiendidl), and never quarreled. What was it about?" "O, you are all wrong," said Hie boy, as he took a cold chisel and pried ofl a few dates. "It was not that kind of a cat fight. You see we have a don that is ne&th on cats. He can't see a cat anywhere but he goes after it, and trees it on a fence, or a wood shed, or somewhere. Pa thinks it is cunning, and nothing I could ever say would induce pa to break the dog of the habit of chasing cats. He says cats are no good, and that a good cat dog is worth ids weightin gold to any neighborhood. People who own cats in our neighbor hood have got mad and throwed scald ing water on the dog until he looks us though he was moulting like a canary bird, and has had one leg broken by stones thrown by cat proprietors, and he Came home one night with one end of him filled with bird shot, but lie never let up on cats, and pa encour ages him in it. The other day pa and me and the dog took a walk up the street and we saw a brindle cat goiug across the street right near where there was a lot of tropical plants on the bullyvard, just outside the side walk in front of a handsome hous l'a called the dog's attention to the cat, and said, '( Jo for her, Tige.' Tige went for the cat and she and the dog went whooping into the lied of tropi cal plants, some of them as high as a man's head. Pa looked scared when j t ,.5. n) iif. uog una nai went in Bmi7i igsi t""ft iioLe. Vtuse the man thai owned? r them was out sprinkling his lawn, and he knew the man would be mad. l'a called the dog, but he was busy chas ing the cat around amongst the plants, and it was not more than a miuutc before the plant- were all broke down, and the dog and the cat were having a monkey and a parrot time. The man who owned the cat was the first to get there, and he owed pa a grudge. and he asked pa what he set his do; on mat cat ror, and pa said it was a darn lie, and the man hit pa in the side of his nose, and kicked the dog, Pa leaned up against the fence to let his nose bleed in peace, when the man who owned the plants came up and asked pa what he sent his dog into those valuable plants for to retrieve another man's cat, and pa said it was no such a thing, he oould prove it by me. The man asked me if my pa did not set the dog on the cat, and as pa had always told me not to tell a lie under any circumstances, I told the man that pa said, 'Go for her, Tige,' and the man was mad, and he squirt ed about a barrel of water onto pa, and then got over the fence, and smote pa on one cheek with his fist, and as na would not turn the other cheek alto, as he had always told me to do, the man took pi in me necK ana turn ed him around and gave him another smote, and that w: s what blacked ins eyes. l'a starlet! to run, nut 1 stayed and saved tin dog, and promised to pay lor the pi nt. Pa went home and told ma I e li: d had the worst fight that ever was, and when I came home he asked if the two men he whipped ImiI ! en taken to ll.o liosoit- al. (Josh hut I was disgusted with pa for trying to make ua lielieve he was a hghter Jiut you 11 a dale to see the coinino'ion and cat hair in that bed of Ironical plants, and to have seen how pa's countenance changed in a mimito. He was laughing to nee Tige go for the cat, and spatting hU hands, but when the cat owner struck him on the nose, be stopped being tickled so quick his watch run down, and his face had a woe-begone expres sion, like a man who is short on wheat. Pa savs there is no comfort in keeping 4 dog in a large city, and he wants me to go to the sausage fictory ami real ize on him. But pa don't get left, you bet. He was down to the headquar ters of his political party before night, showinar bis wounds and claiming that on bis way home from the torchlight procession the nigut Deiore, with his torch and helmet, he was set upon by about fifty political opponents, who were drunk, and nearly muraered, and he wants the party to pay him dam ages. I think politics teaches a good man to tie a etar iiar, aon t you.'" Yes," said the groceryman, as he wiped ins bauds on a piece of brown wrapping paper, after weighing a mackerel, "politics injure any man who gets into the business. JSut did your father denounce you for not lying him out of a scrape? Did he chide you for telling me trutn.'" "Well, he didn't exactly chide me," said the boy, "but after we got home be tried to show me that it was not always best to be in a hurry about tell ing the truth. He said a person ought to tell the truth, but be might use some judgment about it. He said iff had evaded the question until he had a chance to run, and get out of the way of the man who smote him I would have maintained my reputation for veracity, and at the same time saved my pa from being knocked silly. He told me to think it over and hereafter not to be insuch a confounded hurry to tell the truth. He said people were koften placed in an embarrassing posi tion by having too much truth goint: an.und loose. Well, maybe pa is right, and I will be careful hereafter, but tellin. g the truth Is my best hold," and the boy went out looking as near like The Triumphal Irogret. 'tw York Graphic. Mr. Jlaine's progress ia certainly mumpnai; uiuinereis a simplicity connected with it which shows tbat not only the populace but the individr tial will be beef!. W e are quirt overcome by this. It is not only gratifying but pathetic. At onestatiou there appears a milling Irishman, and he. says, "Uo it, Jim mie !" at thev.nie timo thatheswings his diiniuut.-Vriiat with the usual pipe iiitliehatnlo. it. At another station there appears(tle homely but truly in telligent agriij il'.urist, who has come twenty miles JbvKicli t ' blackest of mud ami th;?' ft vni f'it'id'ncus. of rain who appt.r1"10" u?liiTucufcu but a tattered strai0?". p;t:diicg the broken ' hat l,ack '"i-.. 'J' features he , cries out. -J 'ewl't jcoherently. ' This i.sgooc for' corn !'" t Then climbs upon the l dfonn, vi-ru" slow move ment and, c. pacious bowel, the thoughtful Gentian, pipe between his tips and smile covering Ids fat cheeks as a .steam (hn i.iling, audsaya he, "so lu JIrp me cr.ieious ! ias v.13 mine lager, unt mine ';ac, uitt miue vumi lies, nut evpry-fTiign!'' 'And then the universal j ",t : UtiigiiKip, lean from hard wot k aud 'jnail Wages, but with brimming eyes... and he remarks, as he .-hakes iho canJidate's right band, ".lames, my .hopes are all in you !" while sundry v'orkiugwomeu stand at a distance aud swing their sun-bon nets, and the more gehoial populace makes the welkiu ling witu cneers. These little incidents of the average triumphal progress are very seductive, Perhaps they do not convince, but they please. We recall the same triumphal progress of Gen. Kcott perhaps the most gratifying of any of the triumph a 1 progresses. de was always finding just the : kind of men he wanted to meat, was that genial old gentleman. "Why, here, ol' fellow!" he exclaimed nt Peeks-kill, sii fling out an admirer who had lost an Hrm m 1 steel trap, "Did you not light with me at C'herubusco? Were we. not together at Monterey? -od blifss you, my dear old veteran .' rr tIojSv!i5"good to see you." At Chatham Four Corners the (rtfiiera! was quite overcome by a gen tleman who enthusi.'."ti:,ally danced a jig 011 the platform vrrttr. awaited him. "Purely," be stid, extending his hand, "I am not tiistaken as to the nationality of my jovial friend. I love the clear Irish brogue and the broad Irish brogan as veil. Go right on with the exerdses, my boy." At Coxsac.kie the General was invited to participate in lnger at the somewhat unreasonable hour of four o'clock in the morning. He had plunged him self into his pantnloous in some haste, and he remarked pleasantly as he emerged from his car casually button ing the same. ' fins 13 the first time I was ever caught with my suspenders in it state of laxity !" a sentence that history preserve!. Then be turned to the gentleman vlio had suggested the beverage and saiil impressively : "My noble friend, wYlo I admire the bev- rage you lueirfiyn f regret to say that cannot accoiii'jaT"'eiiy portion of it ut7meg 1011 to be- loudness ; ieye ih.jl ha v.Sli ;ea!Jf' or tho sweet GffiTTl" .;eceut. o the General's triumphal 1 lhllnntlirHiit and Friend 1 he Ioor, Carrying Her Charity Into Squalid Quarters. Commercial Usr.ette. Nkw Yokic, Sept. 25. "Why, Mis Greolcv. what are vou doing lu tins dirtv hole?" said Coroner Hyatt yester dav morning, as he entered the low shanty of Dauiel lice, in the woods on the borders of the village of Chappa qua. Miss Gabrielle Greeley, the only surviving daughter of the late Horace Greeley, was oetunug over me corpse of a small boy, whose strange death the Coroner had come to inquire about. "Io not think it strange that I am here," said Miss Greeley, with a sad smile, as she raised her head from the body. "This little boy is my especial charge. I am his god-mother, and his little sister, Kmma, there, you see weepiug, is a devout attendant at my Sunday School in the Kpiscopal church." The body lay in a rude pine box about four feet long aud eighteen inch es wide. It wa the only casket that the shiftless parents could procure, The sunken eyes, the bruised and dis colored forehead and the look of agony on the face told a tale of squalor eel dom, if ever, seen in a Christian cora munity. The little txxly which claim ed her attention was that of b rederick Lee, the four-year-old son of David and Emily Ijee, who occupied the shanty with their four children. At the corouer's inquest, the father could not be found, but the mother, who had just recovered from the effects of a protracted spree, testified that she and lier nushand had nought a can of alco. hol, and had been drinking heavily since Saturday. A little ten-year-old daughter then testified that her broth er rreddy had fouud the can contain ing alcohol, and drank a great deal of it. "I saw him come down stairs," said the little witness, "and he was staggering as papa does. Then he fell .Dto my lap, and then I knew he had been drinking. I smelled his breath and found out. He could not speak. I pulled him on my lap, and pretty soon he got down and lay on the lloor and went to sleep. He never woke up any more. Mamma and I put him to bed after it got dark, and he slept all day Monday, and would not wake up. In the afternoon ho was crazy, lie butted his head against the wall and had fits. He died this morning." The jury brought in a verdict of censure against the parents. This evening Miss Greeley sent an under taker to lemove the body of the dead boy to the -Id Greeley farmbouse, where the late Horace Greeley lived so many years. To-morrow the funer al will take place from Alias Greeley's house. S I themselves there for warmth attempt to escape. The witne of the Mraw i unwound from the com .-ho U, and the stalks, heavy with the wealth of grain, are rolled into two bundles, I v twoen which the busker .-it down. The husking-peg is thrust in until it strikes, aud then the lingers ligolt t!i sheathing of the ear and there is orach a the root of the corn is na; pod oft from the husk and the gram uisimpi 'laoueii is ntirieti up into uic sunlight. The air is a tonic, the we.r is so exnnarai'iig, me company is so blithe, that some laugh and sonic shout, and sing, and some banter, and some tease a neighbor for a romauta rido along the edg of the woods in eventide in a carriage that holds but two, and some prophecy as to the number of bushels to the field, and others go into competition as to which shall ril'e the most corn-shocks before sundown: After a while the dinner horn sounds from the farmhouse and the table i surrounded by a group of hungry men. From all the pantries and cellars and perches of fowl on tin place the richest dainties come, and there is a carnival and neighborhood reunion, and a scene which fills our memory, part with smiles, but 1. with tears, as we remember th it the larna oeiongs to oilier owners, ami other hands gather in the fields, and many of those who iniuglod in thai merry hacking scene have themselves leen reaped "like as a shock of corn Cometh in in fiis season." Dr. Tal mage, in Frank Leslie's Mgaz'ii for October. An phal progress went on, good words and smiles and remarks of most pleasing significance falling upon it with the plentifulness 01 me evening dews. Then there was the triumphal pro gross of the gallant young Pathfinder, 1 fe was not ouly gallant but sensible, He made very good little speeches, taking the usual care to say nothing ami being coached by his managers with unusual skill. He was pretty. and the women especially showed in every possible way that they loved him. There is nothing in political history that is more romautic and more truly beautiful than that tri umphal progress. Jtia very singular that the hero of it should not be one ot Mie heroes of the present oue. It seems very strange that Gen Scott and Gen. Fremont should have been defeated, and the more so when one recalls the fact vhst their oppo nents remained quietly at home and attended strictly to business throughs out those memorable campaigns. The Sabbat li sit Home. The ideal Sabbath is the Sabbath at home when the bead of the household farmer or mechanic, merchant or a vyer, capitalist or operative enjoys week y rest among those for whom six days of lal of have beer. sent. Wheth er the .N.tlioatn institution whs or was not croat ed by t he fourth command ment 1 bore is in these words: "Thou, nor 1 by son, nor t'.iy daughter, nor thy maid-.-ervant," a glimpse of file rest ful enjoyment which! be day in the primitive coueep!io:i ol H, would oring to the fami'ii s that keep it. The day of re-.; beieg rent, not revt Iry or dissipa tion and being, "heiore, a day of home oiij n int'iit, with its opportunity for rob r thought r.r.-d conference. A Sabbath ke qiing p. opto, and such th.ni-Uitftilness is manliness. All men, and especially the uv millions in au advanced civilization, like our own, need for the mind's sake, not less than for the sake of wearied nerves and niuscli s, t lie seventh daily intermis sion of their ordinary work. A true Sabbath is something far more restful than a day of noisy jollity, lu its calm air the mind rests by thought, not thoughtlessness; .by quietly mus ing, by conscious r Srvmoonscious res trospectiou; perhaps y the considera tion of what mi..jjTulve lieen, per haps by aspiration Hiy resolve toward something in the Srit'are that shall be better than what has been in the past. The home in which Sunday is a day of rest aud home enjoyment is hallow ed by the Sabbath which it hallows. In the Sabbath-keeping, village, life is less frivolous, and e."fije same time industry is more productive. Bacon. The ISisuiarck l'cueil. Brooklyn Eagle. The latest thing i:x.Kerliu is the Uismarck pencil. It differs front or dinary pencils only in its length, which is no leas than fifteen inches, but this difference is very important, as anyone will find who attempts to handle it. A little practice, however soon makes it serviceable, aud a fine flowing style of haiulw'ci.tiug may lie cultivated with it. It is a pencil of this kind that Prince P.ismarck uses for taking notes and most of the pur poses to which the pencil may be put but he also uses it greatly for pointing out objects aud as a general aid in giy ing directions; hence thValue of its great length. Prince Bismarck's pen cil, in fact, is the wand which sways the destinies of Europe. - A lcal of Tufrmiug- Chicago Neva For a man who is only a "D -n Dutchman" Carl Schui 7- seems to have got the hang of doing a great G. "Wstdjmgton as a boy can who had j deal of heavy thinking i.i very plain caused, hif pa to get smote on the nose. English. -Feci's t-un. The novel rumor comes that the Democrats of Pennsylvania are confi dent of carrying the State by a fusion with liutl ir, who it is reported has an enthusiastic following there in Vear Mr. Fishcruinn- Chicago Times. It is said Mr. Blaine intends to yis.it some of the Maine lakes next week. Mr. Blaine is an experienced fisher man My Dear Mr. Fisher man. A Brilliant Irishman. Bcranton (Pa ) Review. Dr. John Savage, the poet, painter and dramatist, who is attending the meetingbf the Eleventh Congressional Conference in this city inthe interest of his friend, Hon. Jno is. Storm, of Mon roe county, although young in spirit aud comparatively young iu years, is a man With a most romantic and re- markable history, whose name has thrilled two generations of Irishmen and won an houorable place iu Ameri can literature. Forced into exile iu 1S4S by the Spartan-like Young Ire- laud movement that made history luminous with the names of John Mitchel, Smith O'Brien, Thomas Francis Meagher, diaries Gavau Duffy, Richard O'Gonuan and others, he. came to this couutry and speedily w7)u a place ion himself iu - the world ot letter's on this side of the Atlantic, It was but transferring his fame to wider sphere siuce he had already won his spurs as a brilliant writer on the other side. Mr. Savage at once became connected with the "Demo cratic Review," the organ of the Democracy of the United States, at time when it numbered among its con tributors William Cullen Bryant, Longfellow, Hawthorne and other leading lights of American literature, After that he edited "The States" at Washington duriug the stormy period preceding the war. Mr. Savage was a warrior by nature, and therefore a war Democrat. When the storm broke that set men's hearts on fire, he wrote some of the first and best war songs of the time, the most popular being the "Starry 1 lag" aud "The Muster of the North," which were fre quently sung by thousands of patriots on the march, aud as often quoted by Xorthern orators. "The Muster of the North" was a great favorite with the late Secretary Folger, who frequently recited it with line eflect. But Mr. Siyage was not content with writing. He wanted to do some ot the lighting, aud so he threw down his pen, took up his sword and rendered gallant ser vice in the hrave Sixty-nintn regi ment. After the war he resumed lit erature, and in order to be alone with his thoughts purchased a beautiful home in Monroe county, a short dis tance from the Water Gap, where he now resides. His latest poetical pro duction was read at the last re union of the Armv of the Patomac, and was a grand and stirring w ork. His poem on Washington, published by the Har p?rs so:ne years ago, was a great hit, but his oest know prose production is Picturesque Ireland," which was completed last year and issued in su perb style by a .New 1 ork publisher. Mr. Savage is the author ol several dramas, but his thrilling poem "Shane's Head," which begins: "God's wrath npon the Saxon ! nny he nev er know the pride Of dying on the battlefield, bis broken spear beside'. has made the blood of more Irish pa triots tingle than any other verses of recent times. Dr. Savage, Judge O'Gorman, of New York, and Sir ("harles Gavau Dully, of Paris, are the only survivors of the Young Irelaud galaxy of which Mr. Savage himself is the brilliant historian. The pleasure of meeting him illustrates anew the adage "men may meet, but mountains never." Dr. Savage is still young, run of the "divine fire," aud bis numerous fneuds will wish him, many years of usefulness. e:ir- iti:.iioicsi:. (hi.'c a meet little boy aat anil mum; rn I011I1, T ie,l!eilutn, I a enl lohim, tacrdli-tlni.i dec : ' a i!ie ground ttocl x parre, lira l.v tin; at liitn. Tttcolleiitiui, i oedleilnui, iv ( e, lie, inn dee. New, tl.o li,.y he wm soovl, but the 5iarr., ;.s tunl; it shie.l a big stoue at the lua.l of Ih lad. And it kii.ed file poor boy, ami the row was glad. I needledmn, lceiileJniu, tm-rdlt'duiii dee. Then the little boy mother flew M( r the tree, Tweedledum, tweedledum, tneed'a dtim dee: "Tell iae where is my little boy, lorn. Mean'." Tweedledum, tweedledum, tueedledt-oa lee. He i safe iu bird said. And another Monu shied at the fond moth er's head. And she fell at the feet I the wicked bird. dead. cedledttiu, tweedledum, tweedledum dee. rati 1, llli'Ti tire . and p -1 . onui, ! ltntile.lt ill. 'T Mir;lul.i ii.it! 1 1 ti.In. lie. Fpxrr ?w- hit pocket," the sparrc- 1 , : ; 1 : 1 aii.l b l' r!' '.! I;:. Mi.ii; title':; nVrl' atlgh v i:r 1. t.,1 lb.' t 1 1 it. Mexico's Favorite Icyer:i;c A Coru-lIii.HKiiig Festival. It is estimated that there are now at least two billion bushels of corn either standing in the shock or have been al ready husked. Iu the latter part of this month or next mouth the farmers will gather oue day ou oue farm aud another day ou another farm, and they will put ou their rough husking- apron, and tney win take tue nueking peg, which is a piece of irou with a leathern loop fastened to the hand and with it unsheathe tue com irom tne husk aud toss it into the golden heap. Then the wagons will come along aud take it to the corn-crib. How vividly to all those of us who were born iu the country comes the remembrance of husking-time. We waited for it as for the gala-day 01 tne year. 11 was caned frolic. The trees having lor me most part shed their foliage, the farm ers waueu mrougu me ia:ien leaves aud came through the keen morning air to the gleeful company. The fro9ts which had silvered everything during the night began to melt off of the top of the corn-shocks. WThile the farm ers were waitiDg for others, they stood blowing their breath through their fingers or thrashing their arms around their ooay to Keep up wariuiu or cir culation. Roaring mirth greeted the late farmer as he crawled over the fence. Jokes and repartee anil rustic salutation abounded. AU ready, now ! The men take hold of the shock of corn and hurl it prostrate, while the moles aud mice which have secreted Mexican I"ttor to Sprlugfleld lieiu !!, -n. Wishing to see for ourselves the w hole process of pulque making wo journeyed lo the plains of Apam not long since to visit a maguey haciein'ti. The tlachiquero took us in charge that otticial who is practical chief of both plantation and factory. We made a rather picturesque caravan as we sallied forth in pursuit of informa tion. First rode the tlachiquero, his bronze skin contrasting well with his white dress, his immense sombrero aud leather apron, and theimplcmcnts of his profession dangling from his belt. Betsey and I followed, mounted upon donkeys so dimmutive that our dresses nearly dragged upon the ground, our beauty enhanced by blue goggles, which experience has taught us the value of wearing in this sunny couutry. The peons brought up the rear, each driving a donkey laden with pig-skins, into which the agua miel was to be poured. The tlachi quero tells me that ho goes periodical ly among ins vegetable cows, marking those which have reached the period of cillorescenoe and are therefore ready for milking by cutting a cross upon the topmost leaf. Three times a day tor three months each is milked at ; a. m., at . a. m. and again at :i p. m. the poorest yielding at least l.V gallons before it dies. We went from plant to plant, watch ing the process of inserting the gourd with the cow's horn ixiint audstu-kittg of the siphon till the "cows" were ail exhausted, and then our little caravan took up its hue of march for the tina- cal or vathouse. This is an enormous adobe shed, with earthen lloor kept clean as the deck of a man-of-war. We entered iu solemn procession, each peon as ho passed threshold removing his sombrero and piously ejaculating "Alabo a Dios !" "I 'praise Goif.'" One side ofcthe building is occupied by huge vats ol ox-hide, the nairyside u. called Unas. Iu each Una was a thick curd of niadre (mother) pulque, winch performed the oJlico of leaven, and whose "very ancient and iishy smell" outrivaled far-famed cologne. Whet' the rug skius had been carefully 0110; 1- ed. dud the a-'ftta ui-'l was rve!v J:.,r a jti imagine. mixed. Tweedledum, dee; lnt it wasn't li xed, Tweedledum, dee. T " 11 dre; 111 bird. And he dreamed it so every word, uo doubt, that the tale I hat, r tweedledum, tweedledum by me that the story was tweedledum, tweedledum u boy had alter killin a loud that 1 beard t'd 1 iolled it down nt it really oecutred. I uT riUedtiin, dee. i S. t'onnnt fouler, N ichnlas for October. tweedledum, tweedledum in 'q,etter-boA," SC nn nt, goo, I I 11-ualI g;n w t:;i hoadaehi- 1- .: and all sit.'b le t ( 'it-na.-ty tt n !i i:ev I ' perioihi', to ! e s t t'i C.Hllsrs, to bee.'itie :l!l i the bo.l . I "1 1 :,iiv liable to It. nt.i'ci 1 t- thing. 1 1 tueai,-. tin! life is not w 01 ; h It it,: I ho pew ( T to W el k t ho power In 1 n . a low ytil irrital i.'it v ' to the use c! 11 a: "'. ;, So -.ays I ir. . ! .,.1 a girl who lb uls I . i .1 I 1:1.1 should . 1 e' iVbut to ,;ii.'i :i, wltaf 11.-0 m eiitic tii,-' A J.api'V girl nnj-l ! Tin G looks cd la 'a! cd t be callv: we educated 0111 1 . . eto neiir :! ! ! ! jtt Is ae I !, i nlnlitioll . - M a "1 lliml ' i ;:; -b ,1 lurvn i. . "M t -excite - 1 ! at. I ;!, 11 v walk will .'".;,;!.. to U-, I-. -uhjift f.t 1 1 .!.. matter, -. :i-e- have r, to Us-oini" 1 y the KHltlx 1111,' habit of w '.ti ll to I 1 coltm 1 .1 most terrible 1! while it laul it,:-. It pitinlyrfN it ih pi i es her of 1 ;i I hint:; it ii'tiilt ' ! ll'.pi t, it tempts . - iii.l sumulaula. ,:. l f,i ray I. A 1. ,-t to ni'ural- hi 1 habit, ill lodv. Of h ill-health i eall't.v one. ;lls pbvei- ineiitall V. The .'rook mot In r t . t " Ireii the W..1I1I ever 1 lolbioml ill In" eat w I'iago ami 1 i ten 1 1 , , 1 t ho t J roi'ia:i b: .1 1 ion (be liuest cbll- i ,.,in d. Ir, tks on mar- . bapter I'll Wo tieed for thelll to-da v, J'.lid V. e him. 1 1 ilevi lopi .1 I, and t heir beau ' y be-te The beautiful I lelen ; at till V as a I sw e. t Cot. e with I'ttten, till old IlgO. as handsome ..ite . n: 1 1'ul I II. pouring out, lite uacuiquero soi.ofi long siaKe, wuicn is always Kept rvaoy for the purpose and made the sir n of the cross in the rotten curds, exclaim ing uevoutiy: "Ava juana purissi- ma :" to wuicn tne Indians respond ed: "Alabad sea Dyos y la Sa utissima Trinidad!" we praise God ami the sacred tnuity. What would happen to me prologue 11 any or mis pious performance were negiectef 1 1 am un able to state, for never witlnn memory of the oldest inhabitant lias it been omitted or curtailed. After about three hours' fermentation iu the va ti the liquor is drawn into barrels for tin pulque shops ami the lniwer decked uooins wmcn auorn an 'tne Highways ami oy ways or luexico. They mix religion wrth their drinks, as with every thing els iu this catho lic country, in a manne r which else where would be considered somewhat sacriligious. livery 7ulqueria has a picture of the Blessed irgin or its pa tron saint hung up above the barrels. and a little shrine with a crucifix and burning candles is crowded among tiie bottles. The names of these shops are frequently more religious than appro priate. For instance, one opposite my window is called La Cautiua del Mer ced the. saloon of me rev: that on the nearest corner is christened "The True Faith," anil a little farther dow n the street is; another dedicated "To the Mother of God !" Another rejoices under the rather ambiguous title a mos al Gulfo del Mexico "Let us go to the Gulf of Mexico." and scores of them tire dedicated to Jesus, St. Jos eph, St. John, St. Peter, St. Paul, San- tustm-t Marin and all the other vir gins, Ktinits and angels known in the calendar. WUy Uin Son Failed. Wall (Street Jowa. 1 lo was telling 'em in the village store that his son in Chicago bad fail ed, and when they asked for particu lars, he explained. "Why, ho writes me that lie bought for July delivery and got b it." 'How left."' I dunuo, but I guess he couldn't deliver it. Mebbe teams was awful skeerce, and mebbe the roads was bail." 'Weil," said one of the crowd, as he brought bis hand down oil the counter, "If 1 bail a knowetl that your son Bill was pinched to deliver wheat I'd uaye gin lnni the use of my team a whole fortnight fur noth- in fur Bill was one of the bet-t hoys who ever left this town." Aud me, too" added every man in the crowd, while the obi man obser ved: "It'll probably be a waruiug to Wil liam, aud mebbe he'll set in and bay watermelons for January delivery and git on his feet again. Strango IMaj fellows. The following account of the re markable frien.lship between the ele phant "tueen" and little Don Mel ville is taken from the article by John K. Coryell in St. Nicholas for October: "When he could just tod lie, Don would run up. to (Jueeu with a chuckle of delight, -and putting hist white, plump littlo arms around her great brown, hairy trunk, would tug away with all his little strength, as if ho U Iieved he could pull that living moun tain over. "And, strange to say, he actually aetomplisued his object, for liuccii humored the little fellow's fancy. Swaying, :ind stumbling with delight, .she would gradually allow hersolt to come to her knees, aud filially to fall over ou her side. Audit was touch ing t.o see how all the time slio kept her eyes lovingly on the beautiful baby taking; care that no movement of hers s-biuld even disturb him ! "When she was at last ppowtralo, '.j, 1 would look around as if to say, r.-;. e what I can do !' Then ho would imitate what he had seen the trainer perform. lie would clamber and until bo was on tjueen's head, and there he would sit, with the air of a conqueror. He was quite likely to thrust bis littlo list into the elephuint's eye or to swing his foot into her mouth, but not a motion would the patient creature make while lnw sat there, for she seemed to know th: it ho was not very secure in his high p.rch. "Soinelimen Don would carry bis picture-blocks to (Jueen, and together they "would build houses. Don would puton one block, aud then (Jueen would take one up in her trunk .ind put it in its place as carefully as if she ii'id been used to the game all her li'.fe; and when Don would kick the house down, in he usually did when it Was about ba'ty.uilt, bis merry laugh and lu r ihundcjr-like rumb'e weru soup ill. .-, , 'or'. : -.- TTttff -f::. 1 " It never seemed to occur to Don that there Was anything odd iu hi companionship with the gigantic crea ture: and had it entered his little head to do so, there is no doubt that he wouid have proposed a walk in the fields with her, with as much inuo cenee as if she had been a small dog The IJiiljincc 0 i alure. I. m. ton Him :.. 1,1 I t is I ir.;y to 1 1 i:d HI b t be balance of nature, f u if one ani.ii .l is do-(roycd another which it keep- iu cheek guina the uppt r hand. I In- hawk-, eagles and other hir.U which pt vol 011 the prairie n.g J.ax nig in u tie.stroveii, 1110 at s increased so ie liisnictt in nine w ol'thlcSH une preserve. li l ine bird, and bus It 1-, il 1 1. hii I it H ot K a.'uf idlur "vcr ue sparrow cbibs t It. . wbi I. to I 1 The I b'.u row ing enornioii-ly tic America titivate for the gra.ier, .shoots every a c mediately wo I plague of spit tows mill," and no sooner iu good working order than toe farm, r is iiiipoveri died by the increase of in sects. It is iqti.-'liv rash to introduce into new- coiuitiies (he ani main strange to t hem w it bout at the same time import ing their natural onomi(V, as the painful history of the accjimaii.vition ot the labbit iind the sparrow in Au.-.t 1 ali i m amply proves, lu America the latter is be (loming far too much a' home Nat uralized iu the well-founded hopcthnt he would keep down Iho swat tits of insects which, owin to th" extermi nation of native in 1 1 I i villous birds near the gretit ei: li s, v ,,-! becoming n pestilent ev il, he has 1 1 : . ! I ij. licit jinia, ingly, unt i! t he l.n intr . ..ok oi hi visits to the maize ti,-.i i with a ilteit.1 which sonic experience .,r hi la-to fu Indian coi n hilly j' l it Koiii.-lliitig Iei -ti'iN lit' tVould ( 'Ittrlnii-it 1 1 I ,ti'( n tn-r. I Icai'd a good story .a. a Wist laid minister one d t.v l.a-l wiel.. lie is n Vegefa.' l in of the .-U 'bti-l i.idi-r, and iu the ei;ii-f of bi t p :1a il career l Facts About China. Kicbmond State. China is aliout one-third larger than the United Stages and its territories, and has eight times the population of this country say, in round number-.. 4JO,fH)0,000. Records there date back from beyond the time of the Noiichian flood, and printing was known, of a Chinese sort, 2.1HX) years ago. The Chinese wall which encircles the em pire ou the Tartar side is 1,-VM) iniies ong, thirty feet high aud twenry leet. across the top. Some day yauKees will use it as a road-bed for a railway. To the singular people inhabiting tbat country is ascribed the iuvention oi gunpowder and the habit ot eating rats. Ftility of the Wheel. Watorbary American. The utility of the bicycle is proved by the Vermont farmer, who takes his son's machine, suspends the -wheels a few feet from the lloor, removes the tire, substitutes an endless rope, which he also places on the driving wheels of agricultural machines, theo makes his fon mount and furnish motive power for shelling corn, cutting bay, grindstones, etc. ftoiae Indian Ulrls, at the Hoy ernuient School at Carlisle, ra. As au example of their stoicism, i is .said that during a fight with our tro.ips, in the West, an Indian woman concealed her little girl in a barrel telling her to rennviu perfectly quiet whatever happened. After the battle the child was lound with her arm shuttered by a minie-ball, but she had uttered 110 sound. Their distrust of the whites is as) characteristic as their self-control. One of the little girls at tbe school, wlo retains her In dian name. Keseeta, bears frightful scars from : wounds icillicted by her mother with a sliarp stone. Their vil lage had been taken by United States soldiers, and rather than have her child fall into the hands of the white men, t lie poor mobher tried to kill her, t ciming from such influences, it is siirprising to not tt how quickly the young In, liens show appreciation ot what is do'icfor tl tein, and tho Intelli gence and allo'lio a which light their bl.-e-k eves as tbev Tetuni the greetings ot the noble won ion who teach them Many of the uamcs of these child ren, especially of he girls, sound odd lv, for il is common fortheiu to choose Ch'istiaii names -of Ibeir own, while . tabling their f .ttherx' names for the sake of family (ijsiinction. This gives iist fo such ,-neor combinations utt Isabella Two-1 low, Kity White-Bird, Maud Chief-Killer, Gertrude White- t'ioii'l, Mivggiei Acioricaji-I lorsc, An 11.1 Laura Sii'jolhig-Cat, Alice liones 1',-ar. T.Iattie Lone-Wolf, Stella basing 1 lawk, and Ruth Rig-Head Those g.rls are neat in tlieir habits, bright, and imitative. Some of them have v-jry pretty faces and could read ily bo 'mistaken for while children; the faces f others, newer arrivals, have a sadness and vacancy of expression due to pi ivation and sulleriDg. let these face s, we arc told, are not so sad as were some others which now quiver -with intelligence and feeling. prom "Another Indian Invasion," by Mrs Lizzie W. Ohampney, in St. Nicholas for October. jicn. iMv Flits on I list Filiform The following anecdote is from an illustrated article in the October Cen tury, by George F. Williams, tbe well know 11 war corresondeiit, ou "Lights and Shadows of Army Life": In some regiments the discipline was so strict that men on post as sentinels were on the alert to discover any delinquency of tiieir superiors. At Federal Hill, Baltimore, Colonel (afterward Gener al ) Warren gave orders to his Zouave guards that only officers in uniform were to la; admitted into camp. One bright Sunday morning iu August, l-s'jl, General I is, who commanded the troops guarding the city, walked over from Fort McIIeury attired iu au old linen duster, instead of the brass buttoned and velvetsculfed coat be longing to his rank. Attempting to pass the lin-i of sentries in company with an aide, the old general was amused at finding a musket barring his passage, while the aide, with his glittering shoulder-straps, was permit t'.ii to enter. "'But don't you see that this is Ieneral Dix'." exclaimed the aide, an grily. "Well, between you and me, Major,' said the Xouaye, his eyes twinkling with amusement, 'I see very well who it is, hot if General Dix wants to get into this camp, he had lieiter go back u.nd put on bisuuiform.' "'You are quite right, sentry,' re marked the general. 'I'll go back aud get 1113' coat.' "An hour afterward, the general, in "nil uniform, approached the camp, turning I ami, allowing the guard reserve to be called out, accepted the salute due his was invited out b by one of hi name for the once ( )ld mail isittith : 1 1 t hat 11101 iH'ti,'. 1 1 1 ev.pecl her to hi ing pa. ty to dine, and i ,l''A .-,,,,! , '-'id the ! port" ropa 'I. Mr.-. I ii.l.iv dinner I S ! .1 i . is III M k , w llOHO c -.iinli be Smith. i I t o to chinch v, ile b id him to home .;.e oolil e, with I he aid of li'H ll i 111 foi . . s -to II li e.lltle ionic IMM. Hlf I he Company : lie l,ol!;-ll( -,i'(il the miii'stcr. They r.viv t-cated at th table when a mm I o,' 1 -oiivi 1 .alion on. sued. "Mr. .lotus," moaning fhe minister; "what pari of !h" chicken do you like best'.'" "I'eally, Mv. Sunlit, 1 don't care about any chicken." "Well, hero is some extra line roast la-ef; try souk; of this." "Excuse me; M r. Sui it h , I will fore go tb.o beef." "I have some lender lamb here -how will that :-ni !-".'' "i;nevcr eat lamb." "Well, now I know you can't refuse this boiled ham '' "Pardon me, but ham I never touch." During all this lime, Smith's father, an old gray-haired sinner, had been seated near him watching the opera tion, and, standing it as long ns he could, squeaked out iu a piping voice: "Son, maybe the - fool will suck an egg." The enjoyment spoiled. f that diiii.tr wen I'olar l''ililloiis. PiMiiontd'H Monti ly. Undoterreill.y tbe ill sin ci and loss of life of foi itiei I 'olar e pi til ions, a I hiss jan elit.-rpf i to tench the Pole is shortiy to be toMed. 1 1 is to l e un dertaken by several olliccl s ol t he I htf sian navy, w ho txp. cf. to slait w ith sledges and dogs from the New Liber ia!! Islands. The.-e ale nine hundred nautical miles from tin- North Pole, Provi-ioii wit! I i.iade b r . ti, ploying boats lo carry the ptity hum islai d to island in the Polar m ;is. ieogi apher." insist t hat A ret i" plorn I ion bus more till. 11 pail expel!--:.. 1 1 bus 1 nabled us to improve our inap i. 'I be blank spaces ol sixty 3 1 at- a;e ;ne now hileil With large ir -lauds. : re! it pelf go. s, ;ni. vast seas. New whaling and renting grounds baye been found, and a com- uierciul iii'iieinl ol great value, cryo lite, is now exported 111 'argo quanti ties from Ivigltit to Luioi.e. Then th" discoveries have helped to li the po sition of the magnetic pole, mid lo per fect I lit. art of living in high latitudes. So the work of exploration will go 011; its very dangers stimulating the ad venturous spirit of tho-e that would wrest Iho secret of the pole. . . Danger From Iceberg. iueliec Clirujleie Icebergs are imperiling communica tion with Iho North Atlantic seaporlH. I'he coasts of New Foiiudland and Labrador arc studded with these gla- cier-lxii'ii monsters. Two hundred and fifty-three of tin 10 have just been counted bolwe.n Wadh.-iiu i.-l.tiid and Cape F reels, IVmavisIa lay,. New foundland, i-omeol them ate moving an steamers, of bag-, has ;, tiinl famine -,ms' of New into the I racks of o" Tbe advent of tbi- b ib ruined Ibis year's li -bin threatens the not the., t Foiiudland. luff mationa! J'itlstiitii: The magnitude o business between England, txehir i e ,t1o:iv Orders. the tl t-it. money eoi.-o! 1 y e I of Europe, is shown by (he theposlniastei--geiier.il 11 l' transmit weekly to England money averaging No,""" m of the balance a'-i"... ih States. This ."tit.j icpit-en's rder 11 lid itiaimler f t. t that pured to a run 1 of payment United the ex cess of money orotr-. so.d iti tots coun try, payable in 1 liiglai ), over the sales in thai country of money orders payable in the l.uited States. "if Yer 5hocs 3t ' Arkarisaw Traveler. "Djiii ver call me "r lie," said an old HPgro to an acquaintance with whom nr; was disputing. "I riucall me er He, fur I wont take i:;' "Yer isaiie!" "Oh, wall, if yer shoves it on me I ain't gwine br'kick. Now. what yer gwint tor doab.xitit? Neher takes a lie les.-f-n a man shoves it on me."