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.15.011 kU. 5- Subscribe for The Herald. Try our BondScheme 70 L. XXXVI. COLUMBIA, TENNESSEE, FJRIDAY, MARCH G, 1891. NO. G 15.00 forSl.00. COLUMBIA HERALD. i CALL, EXAMINE And Beds, Bed-room Suits, Bureaus, Tables, Tin Safes, Chairs, Rockers, Plain solid facts like these prices speak for themselves. Everything marked in plain figuers and at bottom prices. Give us a chance to save you something when you need anything in our line. Colombia Furniture Company, South-cast Corner Square, next to Embry & Anderson's, Columbia, Tcnn. 1891. LOW PRICES. 1891. Farmers and plowmen know that tae Oliver Chilled Plows la the best plow on earth. Prices re- duceu as ionows . A to : : U B to : : 6 10 to : ; 7 13 to : : 8 19 to : : 8 20 to : : 9 40 to : : 9 00. BOBBINS & EWING, Sole Agent?. "Beware of imitations. Bee that the name "Oliver" ia on all extras and wearing part9. "Wo now have the imuroved AsBiawall Potato Planter A "We keep constantly on hand a full stock of these planters and guarantee them to work well and are substantially made. AVe have just received a car load of the wrorld renowned Seliistler IfiFagon, Fully warranted. We carry a full stock of trace chains, back-bands, hames, bark collars, etc. A large line of Avery Steel Plows and repairs. Telephone 73. DODDIN8 u CVINC. 01 GOODS Prices. 1 35 and up. 10 00 and up. G 00 and up. 1 00 and up. 1 95 and up." 40 and up. 1 00 and up. ?V.i cr 4 1:4 T' s f'-i ify fyjH jh"' . : , .v Agency for the w a Iff IvTI iflll i A Model First Installment of Letters Ladies Competing for the $10 in Gold lYize Offered by The Colombia HeraM- Perfection. Editor of tlie Columbia Herald: A Christiau gentleman that is brave, tender and true, that loves "his wife even a himself" could not fail to be a Model Husband. Imperfection. The Story Told In Rhyme. Editor of the I'oi.umiiia II tiiAtu. I read the advertisement iu your paper tbe other day, . That you winbeo it model husband, and the price tli.it you would pay, And needing money miner bad to buy inv Kaslcr drcHw. I thought that 1 would get to work uiul try and do my best. Now. X it in iust eigntoen, unmarried slim and tall; With no chance in view, at present, but hope to have this tall, You know ail Maury couuty girls are of one frame of mind. And what they want aoove all things in that "model husband" to tiud. And I like a deteetive, with, but this work in view, Will.ferret out this husband scarce, before the summers's through. Yes: eighteen summers have come and cone, since 1 first light did see. In this land of pretty hills and dales in dear "Old Tennessee." Yet. "I remember, I remember the house where I was born, The little window where the sun came peepinglin at morn," I was a country girl, in early life, my father tilled the soil. I helDed mv mother wash the clothes mid make the kettle boil: Thus I sueut mv childhood days, 'till mv vearshad numbered ten. Then it seemed if happy luck a boon from heaven did send. My uncle who was wealthy lived in the city near by, Came out to see my mother and said, "If Mav will trv. I'll take her to the city and sond her there to school, So that she mav irrow up wise, and not become a fool . Rut mv mother loved me dearly and with reluctance gave consent, So I a moss-back country girl, was to the city sent. I was ushered to my uncle's home, pvervthinir so nice and neat. lie lived in a Targe and stately brick, on a wide and level street. There I met my uncle's wile, I thought her every grace, That could adorn a handsome form, or hold 11 nrettv lace. lint ah: I learned a tiling so soon, that made my heart leel cold, She married him not for love, she mar ried him for his gold. Hut mv uncle bud a tender heart that nlwavs beat with love, For her his pretty, angel, wife, and for :r who dwells above: Yes; my uncle loved her dearly, and for her wuuni nave uieo, And often when she seemed so cold, in his antruish sobbed and cried. And my uncle, ever constant, always nice and kind, the same Tn his business and in his pleasure, he revered his cold wile's name. Yes; he so kind and gentle, whose every mid c:ir Seemed only to make life a pleasure and happiness tor ner, She had her carriages and tandtBi teams, and took her morning drive; With wRtintr maids, bell boys, and tho house was all alive. II carried her to the operas, to the theatre, on excursions, and to all tiio siio ws Ills nndyiHg love, ran always here, as tne ueaooful brooklet Hows, And she like borne wax hgure, with heart as cold as jce, Whose onlv love-was wjno and cards, to her, It seemed sullice. My youthiul years rolled gaily by, and I now iu my "teens" Grown stronger, prettier, and wiser caused by my uncle's means, But: "It is not all gold that glitters," the sages old hath said, One day a boy ran in the school, with a message "vour uncle's dead!" What pain: What sorrow, I thought 'iwouid break my heart, I felt as though some murderer, had pierced me with a dart. My uncle ou coining home one evening, had chanced to meet His pretty wife and lady friend, driv ing gaily down the street, They bowed in recognition, he raised his hat and smiled Ne'er dreaming of the sorrow, that was to come in so short awhile. On the corner farther down the street, Home boys to see the fun Had tied a can to an ugly dog, as they said to make him run, The dog weut running up the street, with howls and yelps of pain, Running tirst on this side of street, then back to that again. The horse my aunt was driving grew frightened, turned and ran, With speed almost terrilic, with no help to stop at hand. The horse dashed onward up the street, getting faster every breath, My aunt and frieud were paralized with fear, expecting instant death, My uncle turned, and saw their fate, then bounded to the street, Grabbed the horse, wtth all his strength and threw him off his feet The mad and struggling .beast lay cross my uncle's breast, My aunt and lrlend were safe, but It cost her husband's death. Thus it was my uncle perished, and lost his noble life, To wave the one, he loved of all, his cold, yet pretty wife; And when his heart had ceased to beat, a noble husband died. The many poor he fed and clothed, with sorrow wept and cried, Thus vanished bright future's hope, my benefactor dead, And 1 must look to my pareuts poor, for raiment and for bread. So I've returned to my father's home and here 1 am to-day, Waiting for one like my uncle, to call on me and say,. "Come let's join heart and hand to gether, and trip the path of life, For 1 will bo a husband true, if you will be my wife." And I like all young giddy girls, will quickly answer yes, Without even asking ma or pa if they should think it best, Xow Mr. Editor, if you tiud a good hus band, and think that we can ag-ee, Put him on the road to prosperity tell him to be sure to stop and see me. May Blossom. A Model Husband. Editor ol the Columbia Herald. "At thirty man. suspects himself a fool, Knows it at fo:ty, and reforms his plan. At fifty chides his infamous delay, Pushes his piudeut purpose to re solve, To all the magnanimity of thought Resolves and re-resolves thon dies the same." "Ilusbauds will be tyrants from poliey when wives are rebels from principle." "He that wrestles with us strength ens our nerves and sharpens our skill ; our antagonist is our tielper." A model husbaud does not suspect himself a fool at thirty, neither does tie know it at forty. He does not chide hi.i infamous de lay at fifty, neither does he die a fool when his appointed time comes. A model husband is a wise man; one who has a liberal endowment of common sense, and makes "good use of it. Nowhere is this shown more than in liia selection of a wife. It la his honest oonviotion that a broken engagement ought to mean a broken heart. He has a profound respect for those unfortunates, who have become crazed because of disappointment in love, and a profound contempt for those other unfortunates who are, "On with tbe new love before they are off with the old." He belle vea In the eospel ot love. and when he stan Is at the altar there Husband. on this Interestiug (Question by is no skelekm of a lost love in his closet. Ilia heart doth trust in the woman whom he delighteth to honor, and he uraiseth her. He endows her with all his worldly goods, aud has a beautiful faith in lier abihtv to take proper oare of them. The model husband never trifles with the most tender, holy feelings of his wife, aud he never makes jest of her temporal or her eternal happiness. He known that these things are fraught with good or ill for time aud it may be for eternity. He knows that her l'tve may be converted into a curse. He never gallops over noiy ground where angels would scarcely dare tread. The model husband ia diligent in his business, fervent inspirit, serving tne lxrd. He owes no man any frWiniv vAf Iaith . nana Ih.l always giving "good measure, pressed down, aud shaken together, and run ning over." While in this tabernacle the model husband often- groans, being burdened, but he bears his own bur dens, and so far as he can, he bears those of hia wife, and so fulfills the law of Christ. He knows that her work ia high enough, grand enough, Bublime enough, and perhaps hard enough to satisfy her most exalted ambition The model husband is apt to be blessed with a model wife, and they "Together bear the burden, Together wear the crown." Gipsy Baker The Model Husband. Editor of the Columbia Herald: lam aware that every happily married woman is ready to assert her claim to this world-renowned char acter which the "Herald" has just ly termed the "Model Husband." Hence to describe nim, aud espe cially iu competition with those more favored iu intellect and of better de scriptive powers, is to undertake a task quite beyond an unsophisticated country woman like myself, naturally timid, aud painfully conscious of the fact that my sisters justly rival me in cultivated expression of thought, and polished and refined figures of senti ment; yet, I am one of the favored few who realize that there is more real happiness in "possession than pursuit" and wheu the call is made for every woman to stand up iu proof of the assertion, that she knows the houore 1 personage that prefaces this letter, I intuitively rise before I think how manycritics may pronounce it unpopular, or now many others may estimate the value of their treasure far in advance of mine. The reaction then is embarrassing aud almost paralyses what epithets 1 thought I might with impuuity heai upon this, exalted character; but truth lovea simplicity, aud speaking or the "Moaei fiasoaua," i must re sign all poetic dlscriptions and de sportings of the fauoy, and confine myself to humble prose, which, if :t does not steal so soitly upon the im agination of our readers, may at once commend itself to their better judge ment, clothed in tne Chaste and sim ple garb of truth. In the tirst place, I would acknowl edge one lamentable fact, that ail uusoauds are not of the "Model" pat tern, aud close in the wake of this follows another equally lamentable, that the wife is loo often unsuited to such an ideal of courtly manhood, and he sees were He to prove a thorough "Model" he would depart from the divine Injunction "lie not therefore unequally yoked with uu- believt rs." .Lvery woman who has not a "Model" husbaud, is to a great degree responsible for the coj se quences, piow X hope J will not shock public sentiment by this asser tion, lor it is to me a very im mili tating confession, but there is some consolation in the lowest depths of affliction, aud any woman afiliuted with a husbaud far below tbe stan dard, must elevate him. This she can do if he ia a man with a heart in him. if not, then it shows a want of discretion, a serious lack of judgment on her part to commence with. Per haps she has enthroned flattery in love's stat and proved false to every foundation principle of a true heart. If anything can palsy the life of a good woman in the eyea of her hus band, and thus oast odium over her history, covering her with sack-cloth and ashes, her mission is no longer a source of pride aud elevation to him, and with a sad sick heart he turns away feeling that every counectional idea and sympathy is destroyed. While the lady of a lofty aud endur ing character has a "Model" husband who is continually saying to her, "I will never know the measure of my indebtedness to your heroic work iu my benalf. Your pathos and zeal give an impetus to the whole ina Ohinery of my nature that delights aud astonishes me, I catch the in vigorating touch of your jnjre heart, sweetly sanctified by love and grace, and electrified with heavenly inspi ration. The "Model Husbaud" is a treasure in the household. He is also a model of piety aud sacred wisdom. He never gives answers to business calls as a panacea for the noise of the children, that his poor wife has to live in all tne time. Not he. But he stays in with her "nights" and nurses the sick baby. He never talks about a divorce just because his wife wauts to spend the Summer at Saratoga, nor does he growl if dinner happens to be two hours late. He is especially pleasant wheu he calls for his oothes, aud would feel a broad smile play over his lace wheu he should be told they were not quite ready, but he could have them to-morrow, or next week. He always compliments his wife on her good taste at house-keeping, and never tells her how his mother made colfee. He never fails to introduce his wife to his most distinguished friends, nor does he fail to give her all the money she iiay need fur shopping or visiting. He never sits grum over the morning paper, but smiles at the childish sports of his little oli'spriug, or con verses sweetly with his wife. He sees that she has a good seat in the car, and a comfortable pew in church. He refuses to sell her favorite cow and is sure not to part with her own "nag." He never directs a withering smile at his wife, who less informed than himself, happens to toll the children iu the presence of bis most noted guests, that Washington discovered America or Christ was born on the fourth of July, He is not harsh and contending, but is just simply a bundle of tender ness, exquisitely delightful and pre cious. Always iu a good humor, and pr vea a ray of sunshine wherever he goes. With such a husband as this, life acquires a new zest and happiness reigns supreme- By We generous contributions to his wiV pleasure, he shows a desire to be amiable, and leaves substantial tokens' of the interest he-feels for thoee dependent upon him. His words blaze with thought and glow with earnestnesa. He hears the oootmand "Husband, love your wives" and he turns to his wife with the pleasing quotation, "Many have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all"; then she says to the world, I have most cer tainly found the priceless gift to woman in the character of my"Model Husband."" Mrs. Ethel, Baxter McElroy. COUNTY CULLINGS, Culled by OurCorrespondents Catheys Creek. On last Wednesday night Feb. 2G flod saw fit to take from Mr. and Mrs. Jones their youngest sou. aged 16 months-. Little Koss had never been well but had revived and was thought to be improving, until about a week before his death he was taken sudden I v and died in a few days. WfA. Kittreil came verv near lwinir drowned in Swan Creek last Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Jas. Kittrell have been visitiug friends and relatives in Centre ville. Rev. T. J. Brooks preached a short but very interesting discourse to a large and attentive audience ou last Lords day at Catheys Church. Miss Carrie Uingham has gone to Nashville. Prof. McConico and family have been visiting S. A. Harley. Horace Johnson, of Bigbv. was at Cathey's church last Sunday. Mrs. M. Lj. Cathev and son. J. H. Catbey, are able to visit again. Miss Maine uaaoway nas returned from a visit to Kettle Mills. Miss Allioe Kennedy is visiting - her sister Mrs. Jaa. H. Davis of Hampshire. Air. ana airs. a., o. uamey paid Jvettje Mills a Hying visit last week. Rev. R. L. Whiteside will preach at Dry Fork Church the first Sunday in March. A. J. Noblette has been to Centreville. The subject for prayer meetinz next Wednesday night is "Faith." Miss Lillie Green is visiting relatives at Hampshire. The child of Mr. Jeff Voss died last Saturday with la grippe. t . 1 A 1 T . . l I 1 . from a visit to Shady Grove. Miss Same Kirkpatrick and Tom Brooks were married last Thursday. Marriages are getting to be very com mon in this vicinity. Mrs. a. w. wetneny nas ia grippe. Lee Brooks and Miss Lena Farris at tended an entertainment at Bigby last week. Prof. McConico's school closed last Friday. He will remove to Carters Creek soon and will be sadly missed, especially at Sunday school and prayer meeting. Marvel. Hew's This! We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for anv case of catarrh that cannot be cured "by taking Hall's Catarrh Curft j. J. IHkxbt ce kjo., .frops.' Toledo, O. We. the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and be lieve him perloctly honorable in all business transactions, and financially able to carry out any obligations made bv their linn. West and Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O. Walding, Kinnan As Marvin, Wholesale uruggists, Moieuo, u, Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken inter nally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all druggists. leoxf-xiu. Sauta Te. Editor Herald; After a long si lence we will ag:iiu try to give the news from our village. Ou Monday evening of last week Mr. Sam Goad's bouse was burned. It is supposed that the fire originated from ueieci in a siacK cniuiney. xnere was no insurance. Dr. J no. S. Cherry has returned from the Medical College at Nashville. Miss Willie Cherry has returned from Xewsom's Station, where she has been sick.- Miss Nora Ragsdale is teaching an art class in the village. Mr. K. L. Adklson, and little son James have returned from a protracted visit to Palestine, Tenn. Mr. J. C. Stalling is selling out his entire stock of dry roods and groceries. . a f t r 1 l I 1 J3 1 I jrroi. J. iu. xiusiii-oii uu lamny nave moved to Nashville. Miss Nora Dortch, of Knob Creek, is visiting the family of P. II. Ragsdale. Messrs. Kiuzer bad a magic lantern how here fast week, but did not have a verv large crowd, owing to the in clemency of the weather. M. A- J- Wade has put up a picture gallery in Sauta Fe, Pukb, How to Cure All Skin Diseases." Simnly apply "Swayne's Ointment No internal medicine required. Cures tetter, eczema, itch, all eruptions on the face, hands, nose, Arc, leaving the kin clear, white and healthy. Its great healing and curative powers are possessed by no other remedy. Ask your druggist for Swayne's Ointment. aprl-'Jl. Andrews. Died, rather suddenly on last Tuest day morning, of la grippe, Mrs, Mary Hardison, leaving a hnsbandand sever al children and many relatives to follow her to that "mysterious realm." Her remains were interred the following day in tbe old Hardison burying ground to await the morn when "all that are in their graves shall oome forth; those that have done good unto tbe resurrec tion of life, and those that have done evil unto tbe resurrection of damna tion." We sincerely sympathize with tbe afflicted family in the loss of their nearest and dearest earthly friend, and may they make stronger endeavors to live so as to be able to meet ber on "the other shore.' Other members of the same family are quite sick. Misses Sackie aud Cordie Nicholson have been feeling the effects of la grippe, but are better no Wi Mrs. Ijueddeman and little daughter. Freda, from Tuscumbia, Ala,, visited her sister Mrs. - Wilburn Sowell last week, Mr. Thos. Short having sold his home has moved to Mr. Green Rieves place, he having moved across the river to what is known as the Thomas place. Mr. Will Davis was gladly welcomed back to home and friends on last Wednesday, from several years sojourn in Arkansas. Mr. T. W. Sowell had quite a singular misfortune on last Friday while at tempting to break a young horse. Hav ing hitched the .horse to a plow he reared several times, finally falling back on his head, causing those looking on to think be had broken his neck; iu a few minutes however he began to show signs of life, and wheu they got him to his feet they discovered that he was stone blind, his eyes having turned a greenish hue. Novice. Tiles! Piles! Itching riles!! Symptom: Moisture; intense itching and stiuging; most at night; worse by scratching. If allowed to continue tu mors form, which often bleed and ulcer ate, becoming very sore. Swayne's Ointment stops the itching and bleed ing, heals ulceration, and in most cases removes the tumors. At druggists, or by mail, for 50 cents. Dr. S wayne & Son, Philadelphia. aprl-91. Lcitwiclt. The unfavorable weather for outdoor work continues, making farmers rest less. We will certainly have some nice farming weather soon, when the farmers will have to get up and hustle in order to make up for lost time. The services at Antioch the fourth Sunday in last month were conducted by Elder James 11. Morton. Subject: "God's Plumb Line " Text found in Amos 7th chapter, 7th and 8th verses, from which he preached an excellent discourse, showing conclusively that tbe word of God is the "plumb line" by which all the material in the spiritual building must be tried. Services con ducted last Sunday by Elder S, T, Sew tdl. Subject: "The Necessity and the Means by which Persons get into Christ." He did ample justice to his subject, although there was a small crowd present owing to the inclemency of the weather. La grippe, which has hitherto had such a firm grip on our citizens, is sub siding (somewhat, but there are yet a few cases in our vicinity. Mrs, Sue Johnson is stilt suffering from the effpots of this disease, but we hope she may be able soon to extricate her self from its firm hold, In looking over the last week's Hxb A.LD we were aomewhat surcrlssd to see a short article from Left witch, at the bottom of whioa the name or "Wild Beet" was lOd This we eoaaldered quite a bold move, as it was done with" out our consent or personal knowledge Our fictitious name may not be appro- Snate, yet we choose it because it was iflerent from the names of o .her cor respondents and would be no infringe ment on the rights of others, and if we should use the name of any other with out their consent it would look very much like forgery. We would there fore kindly advise our friend to be care ful how he uses other poople's property without their consent, as we do not care to be responsible lor the sayings ana doings of any one else. Mr. Joel H. Fox, who has for some time been living at his mother's, Mrs Martha Fox. on CedarCreek, has moved back to his old home and is keeping house with his daughter Miss Hattie. The first spring month is here but it still looks like winter. March winds are generally severe and often prove verv disastrous to poor stocK. xne sea son for Corn planting is almost here and very lew are reauv io avail inemseives of the privilege ot phuilin& just now. but if the weather is favorable there will be a rapid eltort in:ide ou the part of farmers to get their soil in readiness. Mrs. Sallie Hardison and lit tie daugh ter Mary K., recently visitod Mrs. Delilah Beaty, the mother of Mrs. 11., and other relatives ou Silver Creek, spending one week. During their ab sence Mary Bettie came in contact witli that common enemy to mankind known as la grippe, but she has sulHciently re covered to be up again. Wild Hen. A few very pointed reaaons why Cheatham's Tasteless Chill Tonic will be a great success. It is absolutely free from all deleterious ingredient; as fileasant to the taste as honey; an abso ute and never-failing cure for all ma larious complaints. Guaranteed to cure. What more oould you ask? For sale by all druggists. febtMm. Little Bigby. On last Tuesday evening at o'clock at the residence of the bride's mother, on High Street in Columbia, in the presence of the family and a few noar relatives and friends, the rites of mat rimony were solemnized between Mr. S. P. Beckett aud Miss Amanda Hil liard, by Rev. W, A. Leath. Miss Hil liard is a refined and cultured young lady, of amiable disposition. She is rarely accomplished in domestic quali fications, and possesses all those good qualities found in woman which go to make a true helpmeet through life. Mr. Beckett is an energetic and stirring young man. well worthy of the prize he has won. The contracting parties were reared in this commuuity and have many friends here who wish them much happiness. May not a ripple oc cur to disturb their matrimonial bark aud only clouds enough to give appre ciation for the sunshine. Miss Lena Neelley is expecting to spend this week in Columbia with her aunt Mrs. W. J. Andrews. Misses Klla Adkisson, Emma Beck ett and .Ethleen Davis attended the Beckett Hilliard marriage last week. Some of our neighbors were visited by two beggars one day lat wedk, in the form of "colored sisters." They were certainly in destitute circum stances, as they were in tattora, and wanted anything, meal, fiuur, otd clothes and old bats. think such are lit for the poor House. Ask Misses Nannie Bingham and Cora Adkisson their opinion. Misses Sim and James Beckett and their wives, all of Ashwood, spent lal Sabbath with their mother Mrs, Beckett. (Cont inueil to iinsidc paye.) We predict for Cheatham's Tastoless Chill Tonic an unprecedented success. The well known reputation of its manu facturers is, of itself, an ample guar antee of its superior merits. For sale by all druggists. febU-lm. Meteorological Record at Ashwood for February. Hiphcst temperature on 17th 72' Lowest temperature on 27th 21 J Mean temperature Average for month 47.3 Main fall in Inches 7.15 No of days on which rain fell li No of days in which snow fell 2 No of days clear 2 No of days fair 15 No ol (lays cloudy , 11 Prevailing Wind 7 A- M. North West. Prevailing Wind 2 1 M. North West. Prevailing Wiud 9 I M. West. Robins first seen on 6th. First croaking of frogs on 7th. Thunder storms on S, 9, 2-th. Snow, sleet and ruin on 2Slh . V- Foster Williams. Voluntary Observer, U. H. Sigual Uerviue. It is too much to have to scratch for a living and for relief also. Hunt's Cure will not help you in the former case, but will sure cure the Itch or it costs you nothing. For sale by all druggists. febD-lm. February a Hard Month: Hogan It's February is the mouth I dou't like. Oogau Au' for pfwy? Hogan Because I'm working by the day and payiu' riot by the mouth. In dianapolis Journal. Change of life, backache, monthly irregularities, hot flashes, are cured by Dr, Miles' Nervine. Free samples at Drug Stores. We olalm some things for Cheatham's Chill Tonic, but not everything. It will not cure softening ot the brain or ngrowing nails, but it will cure chills cold chills. Guaranteed. For sale by 1 druggists. jau9-lin. "Please dou't talk to me. I'm sav ing my voice for the opera." "Why, are you going to sing?" "No. I'm to be in one of the boxes." Jfarpcr'a Bazarr." Backlen's Arnica Salre. The best salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum. Fever Sores, Tetter Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup tions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale bv W. P. WoiiDRiDGE A Co. marhi-ly. Maiden It seems to me society is useful only lo people who want to get married. Matron You mistake, iny dear. It is equally useful to people who are married aud want to forget it. Xtw York Weekly. English Spavin Liniment Removes ail hard, soft, or calloused lumps aud blemishes from horses. Save $50 by use of one bottle. "War ranted. Bold by Bains & Bon . apl-ly Lawyer (to female witness) "Will you please tell this court nud jury what your age Is? Elderly Female What's the use. They wouldn't believe me if I was to tell them. Texas Siftitifs. Summer cometh on apace, and soon will the granger lx engaged in his an nual struggle with chills and fever. Take time by the forelock and lay in a supply of Cheatham's Tasteless Chill Tonic that your days In the land may be many. For sale by all druggists. feblMm. The man who will complain that a twenty-minute sermon is too long will sit half a day watching a couple of chess pl-ayers makiDg two moves. ATorristown Herald. Absolutely pure Aeream et tartar baking power. Highest MDUIa laavealng trari h "U. B. Oovara metlKsport. ogast laliua ianewiy ts llll" THE STYLE f our Firm is Changed 0 But our business principles will continue the same. In the future, as in the past, we will handle nothing but OUR FLAG STILL And will continue County comes under Of us. Our firm has been reinforced with additional capital and in the future we will endeavor to make Even closer than heretofore. Everything will be marked in PLAIN FIGURES And that will be the price to all no favoritism shown. No deception practiced. We solicit your patronage. And undersell all would-bo competitors. to flutter until every citizen of . Maury its protection and buys his mm WAVE