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MjaOMWj. HUM THE WINCHESTER WEEKLY SAL. FAMILY NEWSPAPER DEVOTED TO rOLlTICS, LOCAL INTERESTS, FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC NEWS, AGRICULTURE, MECIIAXIS5I, EDUCATION-- IN'Olil'ENMiEN'T OX ALL SUBJECTS. APPI VOLUME 1. IS rUBUPUBU WIOHKI.V BV GEO. E. TURVIS AND WM. J. SLATTEK, TEEMS OF SUBSCKIPTION. IN ADVANCE," WITHIN SIX MONTHS, . " TWKLVK MONTHS,. $ 200 2 60 3 no INDUCEMENTS TO ri.l'JIS. 3 copies $5 00; 10 copies Slfl 00; 5 cl)ics 8 5 J5 copies 20 00. FliOM PETERSON'S magazine. HOW I WENT ANGLING, AND WHAT WAS CAUGHT. BY E. W. DKWtR8. "I do wish, Bob, you would get marri ed!" cried my mother, impatiently, one day after she had endured my company a whole long summer morning. The suggestion was by no means anew one, for I was five and thirty, and it had been iterated ami reiterated, by all my family ever since I was twenty-five. 1 therefore regarded my mother's remark' as the beginning of a kind of family ritual, and responded as usual, "Why so, ma'am?" "Because," she answered, shortly, de viating somewhat from the beaten track, "it's high time." "Granted," said I. "Yes," pursued my mother, "you're old enough, and you're rich enough, and you're clever enough; and why you don't get married I can't see. You would be much happier than you are, idling about here, with nothing better to do than to follow an old woman about from cellar to pantry, putting your hands to every bit of mischief which 'Satan sends for idle hands to do' and all for want of some sensible employment." "Would pelting a foolish wife bo a sen sible employment?" I asked, laughing. "She need not be foolish." "But the wise virgin will not have 1 T Ml i 1 r i . i aim i win r.ui nave a loonsti one, am! there is just my trouble." "You are too modest by half," return-' (d my mother, as :he was leaving the room. I pondered that last remark of my moth er's. I thought it showed discernment and judgment, and wondered that more people wcro not of her way of thinking. The melancholy general reflection that modest worth is almost sure tp be under rated, threw mo into n pensive and senti mental mood, and snatching up my hat and fishing tackle, I sauntered out ur a reverie under cover of my favorite sopvt. The subject of my late conversation continued to occupy my thoughts. The tiuth is, my mother was not more anxious to see me married than I was to be so. I had always regarded the married state as the happiest; my heart glowed as much as any man's ever did, at the picture my fan cy drew of a loving family and happy home. But the midchiefof it was, 1 could not find any one to please me. I did not consider myself, nor mean to be, over fastidious, but among all the flat, flutter ing, furbelowed fine ladies I met in soci ety, I found so little naturo, so little good ness, so little heart, that I could not full in love with them let me try a3 I would It was truly a lamentable case. Here was I, a really clover enough fellow well to do in the world considered, as I Inew well enough, something of a catch, willing and anxious to bo caught, and no body skilful enough to do it. It was al most a parallel case with that of the poor pig in the nursery rhyme, which ran about the streets ready roasted, with a forkjBtuck in his side, crying, "Who'll eat me? who'll eat me?" Pondering this gloomy thought, I wan dered on and on, quite beyond my usual bounds, and at last, rather tired, 1 clam bered up a steep rock which overhung the brook I had been following, and sat down to rest. It was a true summer scene quiet and warm and bright nicely shaded, howev er, where I lay, and the cool sound of the rippling water added just the only charm possible, where all was so charming. 1 listened with delight; but in doing so became sensible that besides the regular monotonous babbling of the brooklet, there mingled other sounds of splashing water, which occurred at irregular inter nals, and which seemed to proceed from below the rock on which 1 reclined. My curiosity led me to explore the mystery. I clambered quite to the top of tho rock find looked down over its furthest edge. Cupid! god of love! how was I reward ed! The rock on the side over which I looked descended sheor some fifteen or twenty feet, when u projecting ledgo form ed a kind of natural seat, below which the water rippled. The spot was rjuito hung over and shaded by trees and thick shrubs. It was a complete sylvan grotto, and within it, as seemed most meet and fitting was its nymph. A younggirl, apparently about sixteon, sat on the rocky ledge bathing her feet. Her attitude and occupation reminded me strongly of the pretty picture we have all seen in old-fashioned annuals of Dorothea except that my little beauty was evi dently gay and fresh and lively, while Do rothea in the picture is weary arid sad. 1 could not make up my mind for a time to disturb so charming a scene, and there fore continued to gaze in silence from my lurking-place. Ah! those dainty little white feet, with their pink-tipped toes, which deemed so fair through the clear water or flashed for a moment above its surface flinging about the bright glitteringdrops, and then plung ing again beneath tho coo! bluenever shall I forget them! The gracefully bunt head with its bright golden curls and braids, against which the sun glinted from a clunk in the lenvy screen the lovely neck and arm the cheek delicately tint ed with pink, of which I now and then caught n glimpse, formed a picture moic enchanting than anything,I had ever im agined. Wore than all, theperfect inno cence and modesty which accompanied all the movements of my sweet Diana charmed me even more than her beauty. My heart of ice suddenly burst into a (lame. "Heavens!" cried I to myself, as 1 felt it thmnpin:; against my side "what is this new sen.-atiuu? Bob I! your hour is come. You're in love!" At the moment I came to this conclu sion, tin? j.or.t on my Lsliing line dropped at tin feet of my charmer, and immedi ately well I'm riot going to lay before my confidential public an account of ail my delicate and skilful ma neuvriiig enough, that within a half an hour i was seated socially by my water-fairy's side, trying to look as ninth like Neptune or Massariiello, or any other water hero, 1 did not care which, as 1 could. I gave a sly tweek cr two to my shirt-col jar to make it lie down, sailor fashion; turned back my ivmtbands, and kept my hat carefuil) or., so that the one little spot on my crown which was growing thin, might not be observed, Mattered myself I should do prutty well on my ui;v; role. Nora I soon discovered her sweet name was most charmingly gay and chatty. No prudery or thoughts of evil ruffled the current of her child-like, inno cenct thoughts. She was a careless child at play, glad of a playfellow. I would have joyfully lingered for hours in that enchanted grotto; but ere long No ra rose, and sauntered forth. I followed; endeavoring to beguile the Mowery way she led ino as agreeably for her as the wolf did for Little lied Riding Hood; and while schemes, as deep laid and app.opri ate, though less blood-thirsty toward my innocent companion, formed themselves in my mind. I was never in such spirits I was charmed with myself in the novel char acter of wooer. The railroad rapidity with which my drama progressed excited me. In one short hour, I, the impregna ble, the flinty-hearted, had not only fall en head over heels in love myself, but al so, Iflattered myself but muni of all things I hate a boaster. t However, as I have said, I was in high spirits and excited, and among other non sense ventured at last to say, laughing- ly, "Do you know, sweet Nora, that I have been haunted by a singular presentiment ever since the nient 1 first caught a glimpse of you?" Wha) is it?" asked she smiling. "That you will one day be my wife!" I exclaimed, with the bold emphasis of conviction and determination. Nora burst into the merriest of laughs, and at the same moment turned into a lit tle path which led down from the door of a rose-wreathed cottage. A young and handsome gentleman advanced hastily to meet os, and Nora, with the demurest of WINCHESTER, TENN., FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14, mischievous smiles, courtesied low, as f- . , 1 . . I I 1 1 . t V . "V'T10 nor ,1UfcUana: 1 Bawthe, . ,liy, 11Sc.nei, cu- . jr,...M.,oMOi8nimeiromunaer w uV,alilim;jlIW iae u.mcuity she had to repress her merriment-1 saw what a fool I had been making of myself, nnd I turned precipitately to fly. Nora's pent up hughter now burst forth; peal afterpea! rung on the air, andl heard my tormenter call after me, "I n,y, pray, air angler, return, and I w. 11 snow you my baby!" Vv ell, lad.es and gentlemen, it's twen- ty years from that day to this; but I'm a bachelor yet, I suppose I always shall be, forlorn as lar off as ever from finding my 1 'a I cannot say the adventure I have nar- rated had any very deep or lasting effect upon me am! yet it had though; for since that same summer afternoon I have never gone angling, and if ever I chance to see a silly girl paddling her feet in the water, I run as if ten thousand were after me. VIF One of tho most charming and touching of all newspaper paragraphs, which has come to us for many a day, is the fallowing little sermon from the pen of .n.-on G. Chester. Read it you who would learn the beauty of holiness: " Ch, my Brother! What a Lie-hU " .Such WP. ,U i r J n i ( r. v t ii it i . . . J o in, wlioi-e pure spirit was re- centiv lu riiisr;ii witfi pinions to doss m quiet dignity from all itscares. She bad long since ceased to find her chiefest plea sures in "tho beggarly elements of this world; her lile had been a beautiful nr. duplication of the religion of Jesus; and the valley of the shadow of death had no tenors for her. No wonder seeing ihat it was lighted by the smiles of tho Crucified. One who was present at the death-bed of thi.-i daughter of the Cross declares it to have btcn the sweetest picture; of Christian resignation and triumph that could be conceived. Peace crowded the brow of the sufferer, like a living halo; smiles, serene as a June mornin;', cover i i .... i i . , . on aer paiCiips, ,nM tier eye, tiiout'h its i color had fa. led, was as bu-ht i:S the o veiling star. God had set lii a-al upon her and for her to die was b!ct;sed and beautiful. "What a liuht!" V(! cannot hesi tato as lo the souu-c of that lijdit. With tho hero of the Apocalypse, s,o " saw Heaven open." The brightm-sj of Para dise v:a made manifest to her earthly vision, fur a token and for a joy. The sunr-hine of the New Morning broke upon her dropping eyelids, and flashed upon the way i.he was soon to travel. No wonder that she exclaimed with rap turous vehemnnco, "What a light!" "What a light!" Was it not the as surance of a lifo well spent of a glori ous triumph over the last enemy of a diadem that waited far up beyond the blue our eyes can see for her radiant fore head? Is there nothing in religion when it paints r.o lovely a scene as this ? Is faith a fable when so it strengthens the soul ? "What a Ibrht ! " Which is better, the sunshine or the storm ? the beam or tho shadow? the crown of Abel or the brand marl; of Cain ? Life is real, !a'c w earnest, A nd the ravc is not its goil ; Dust thou art, to dust rcturncth, Was not spoken of the soul. It is meet that we should labor. It is not wrong to occupy our minds with the cares of the world to a'certain extent; but if the world i.i made ourall, the light that burst upon the eyes of this dying girl shall never bless our own. Alone, in the dark shall wo drift out upon tho terrible billows, and thero meet with a shipwreck from which there is no salva tion. The mind that is manlv should consider these things, i . . "What a light! " Lord, let me die the death of the righteous; and let my last cntl bo like hers. Easy. It is said that there is a saw mill down East which saws so easy, that when a young man was sitting on a log whilo the saw was running through, he was sawed in halves, and did not discov er it until the overseer told him to roll off! Tklt.. That is not the best sermon which makes the hearers to go away talk ing to one another and praising the speak er ; but that which makes them go away thoughtful and serious, and hastening to be alone. The Reasos. The nian that "didn't have the money to spare to subscribe for a newspaper," was seen on board a steam boat, a few days since, playing "brag" at ten dollars a stake ! In the interior of Peru has been dis covered a beautiful tunnel under a river, the work of the old Inca Indians, and a lasting proof of their civilization. Compliment to "Jour Printers." . John C. Rives, in a recently published letter, on the subject of public printing, has a word of suggestion to writers for the press, and of compliment to the jour,' whose duty it not uufrequcntly is to make sens0 out of every senseless chirography. None but a writer for the daily press can comprehend how much truth there is in the veteran printer's remarks. Many mcmbm of CongresSi anJ cke not a few greater men, have boon surprised at the respcctabIe flgure they cul in priljtf with. out thinking of the toilsome labor and the exercise of better talent than their own, which had been expended by tho , .j0Ur" printer in licking into shnne tlm ( - i ; message, report or speech furnished by them. Mr. Rives says : j f i10ve 8eo the manuscript writing of most great men of the country during the ' past twenty years, and I think I may say that no twenty of them could stand the I test of the scrutiny of one half of the i Journeymen nrintrrs pm.,lr,v,l !n ' 1 ...r.,w office. This fact will he vouched for by every editor in the Union. To tho poor "jour" many a "great man" owes his reputation for scholarship, and were the humble typo-sticker? to resolve, by concert, to .. . I . I . 1 r. 7 , , 1 m u";ir ,mn"' ,or cven nno lltt!e w,;,:!- Fisoly as it is written by the authors, there would be more rep utations slaughtered than their devils could tbake a stick at in twenty-four hours. Statesmen would become ".-.mail by degrees and beautifully less." Many an a .is would have the lion's bide torn from his limbs. Men, whom the world call writers would wake up of a morning and find themselves famous as mere pretenders humbugs cheats. Words. What sweet things are gen tle wnrls, sweeter than the first young rose of summer time ! words that breathe of love and tenderness and comfort to the troubled . pirit and the biokcn heart, are a aooiiiiug balm a treasure to Le cherished loudly as riches sweeter than anything earth enn bestow. "It is not much the world can give, With all its subtle art, And gold and gems are not the things To satisfy the heart ; But ob ! if those who cluster round Tho altar and th'j hearth, Have gentle words and loving smiles, How beautiful is earth ! Coon Ahvir.K, Don't got in a fluster and go on a buster, nor allow yourself to terrified be; but keep a cool head, and never be I,d to join in a hurrah and spree. Love. Love is the golden thread that runs through the sombie-hued woof of life, like a single ray of light beaming out on a darksome midnight. It'is "the one thing bright" that makes life pleasant the ba sis of all our enjoyments; and without it everything would turn to bitterness and sorrow. It is like oil upon the troubled waves of the ocean; it allays our fiercer passions; it tranquilizes ns, and makes us more humane. Vet there aie some who scoff at it. To them is unknown the ho liest and most ennobling emotion of which our nature is capable; and such persons we should rather pity than despise. I'llESENT FASHION. Bonnet on die shoulder.'; Noso up to the sky; Both hands full if flounces, I!a..-ed "a la" Sliang. high; Undcis!:ii-!s bespattered, Bonk amazing noil; All your silks get "watered," Sweeping down the streets! Salt. The sea is still the chief source of the salt we use. There are one hun dred and forty-five millions of square j miLs of sea each gallon of its wateri containing foity per cont. of salt. The whole mass, therefore, amounts to six ! thousand, four hundred and forty-one bill-1 ions of tuns; so that, il die sea Were evap- j orated and the salt crystalizcd, the latter would form a layer seven hundred feet thick over tho bottom of tho sea, or two thousand feet thek over the solid land of the earth. "M good woman," said the colporteur as he offered her a tract, "have you got the gospel here?" "No sir, we havn't," replied the old lady, "but they havo got it awfully down in Kansas; brother Beecherscntit there!" 1850. TO EMMA. D M R A, would that I might C U sinilo as once 15 l, & bid my troubled bosom 11 E Z &. calm once more. I N V mteh those luippy hours That ciiino in blest 11 A, When U for mo culled Luvu's swo.t flowers, And siiid they'd ne'er D K. 'Twas but mi M T talc U told, As I e;in pin inly Cj For now youreyes look dull mid colt!, Whene'er they rest un mo. X M N well my wounded breast, Nor jeer my Implex fate; Your 1' T ini'lit, it' once confessed, 31 y griefs X 10 U 8. I C U It 2 B Jld By 0 so poor us I; 12ut, M A. U nmy yet he placed In sorrow by mid by. I oft have dwelt in XT C Upon your beauteous form; Your chimin are now like lo nio That glisten through the stonn ilns! U ijpnni my CO,'! Mid ?a I'll mai tv iiloliie Abiy, A nd yve will go to 0 I 0, Or else to I 0 A. Then fore ye well, U fickle 1, 1 ne'er can V; Hut iil'ler ail is siid nmi done, JUy Atoll is fickle 2! I'll put a f 2 my breast U know the reason Y; Ami when I close lay I I to rent, D it ?d A, don't jroi.d byn. Sunday Mci'cury. Awrct.. To kiss a rosy -che.. l:;.d iil, and find your mouth filed with" v'enitian red," and die growing pale on it. A greenhorn did it once she fainted and lie mizzled. Consolation verr poor, cud -.n Italian, who wa.-i very inui h addicted to j stroph i.'.e Fortune : ii us: .iess I I lam eai;.-t 110 kc ! i piny, used to apnst "Trea.. I:ei o is god.h mo loie, but thou canst not uiai:e mi pay." iSui'i-ustition. In tho north of Ens land, (says die "Notes and Queries,'') when several children are brought to be baptiou.l at the same time, gient anxiety is siiovvn oy the people lest iiic gu is .-mount take the precedence of the boys, in which case it is believe ! the latter, when arrived at inru.'s estate, would be beard less. Anothfk I'kiz:: Sosg. The following is said to have been one of the Jenny Liiid Prize Songs. It is beautiful : I turned mine eye from owodoaVi tliore, As freedoi.i ;oiiitcd ait.. ;i!':i! And heard amid the hillo'.Vri' -orr, Ifor pr.ii.:e ; of this tttslcrii sitar. Homo of the h iinclesj and I lie bravo ; band of the proud sail pal riol lice; forih o'er the azure mountain wave, B.iund.i mv glad heart to wo'icoine thee! ' ... ii, ,. . ... ..:.!.. i .) Land of the lnbrhty thought nnd deed, lfo)C of the outcast pilgrim brave; Where freemen's L-word won freedom's meed Hail to the shores these billows iave. Sons of the liijjh ntrl i.auohty sires Who Brun.-c.viek's lion laughed to eccrn, Slill cherish rrecdom'j vestal tirep, 'i'iil ail the earth hail IVecdnai's morn. Do Not Want Peace The Boston Ledger, in speaking of the rascally ami unprincipled determination of the Black Republicans to keep up the disturbances in Kan. as until after the. election, says: Again an intelligent but zealous Freir.on tor was the other day in our otiic.:, and he distinctly and boldly avowed that his party did irU want peace, and did not in tend to have the Kansas exciienn nt quiet ed, nor th5 1 ansa i outrages pacified till after the election. Have an Aim in Life. Every man, J rich or poor, o. g.it lo have some le absorbing j geiiKT.t, to j V '"pose, smue active engagement, toiaiut iiKaaoiiitv newspaper v,''licl1 :is regies are devoted. Not en- j'l'"'"t' but DT;TV ,!n;i' ;ilu-st be the aim ol ,'a':'1 ''le mart !ia3 3 lic''t lo live "Pon 11,1 ta;r cnrth- t0 "'e air, to consume its food, to enjoy us ninny ueau ties, nnd produce nothing in return. He lias no right to enjoy the blessings of civ- ilization, or society, and of civil liberty, 0lll, or ,Kore of them among its qui without contributing earnest pnd self-de-j et n'u.cm. They least also of ancient nying labor of head and heert, or hand, to ; a!l,l uufl honorable lineage, clainiiiij de tho welfare of mankind. Certainly no ' H-ent in the direct line from Kiiie Solo- 1 man can be truly relgious wkomakesgrat- ification, as distinct from self-denying ex- J ertion, the great object ol life, and he! putJ pleasure exactlyin th plice of duty. I jVUMBEK 39. Kttf.y-Bodics. Ilusy bodies have infested tho world in id I a,:is. In the apostolic days they were i oncoming tlicnr elvrs with "other men's matters," nnd a very casual glanco at society will convince any one that they are "not all .h ad yet.' We have a few things to say of them. . They aie aveiy active and industri ous class. No matter how indolent oth ers may be, and bow careless even about their own u Hairs, busy bodies can always find something to do. Their own con cerns never press upon them so heavily that they cannot take time to appropriate to other people's. The physician may reach a point whero his calls exceed his ability to attend to them: the lawyer may be applied to by more clients than ho can possibly do justice to; but never so with the busy body. He has time enough for all cases, however numerous. 2. Busy bodies are remarkable for their expanded views. They do not limit themselves within the narrow circle of their own homes or places of business. They are conscious of a capacity for a vastly wider field. No pent up Utica can confine their powors. No brick wall, nor doors, nor gates, can shut them in. They must havo a care for everybody in the village, or neighborhood, or congrega tion. And is not this scriptural? Does not the Bible say we must love our neigh bors a.3 ourselves? What harm, then, in exercising a kindly oversight as to the personal, domestic, and financial inter est of cne's friends and every day ac quaintances? So, busy bodies can stand upon a text of Scripture when they wish to look over tho fence into other people's private affair.-;. :i. Hu.-y bodies are remarkable for their memories. They can listen to a score of narratives, great and small, a- to "other men's matters," in a single day, and yet they will distinctly remember the details in enc'i particular rase. This may be owing in part to their not allowing what th nave icai't long lo lie dormant; in asmuch as the news gatnereu at one piace is goner; illy dispensed ai the next, and so on, ii n I , by the time the day's round has been completed, tho same tiling has been told a score of times. Not precisely tho i, same tiling cither, inasmuch as busy bodies falsify the old proverb, " Rolling stone; gather no moss," since the further their stories roll, the larger they grow until one would at hst scarcely imagine them to be the same they bad met at the starting point, -1. Buy bodies arc remarkable for their wisdom. To this fine and rare quality there seems scarcely a limit in their case. Busy body can decide exactly whether Mr. Gctalong can afford to drive a carriage and havo a country house; whether Mr. Gdalong a!1' ber children are not .-pending more money than the good man is making; and can shake his head ominously when the Gctalongs are the topic of di-eouive, sagely remarking that "there always will be some fast peo ple." Busy body is especially au fa'-t in the concerns of the minister and his family. He can tell to a penny what the Rev. Mr. Mcekocs.i should pay a pound for beef, ami for potatoes by the half peck; whether he should have pur chased a new suit in the month of Feb ruary or in the latter part of March; whether Mrs. Meekness' lastdrcr.s should have been silk, ca.dur.ere, de laine, or ca!i. o ; and abso how long Mr. Meekness ought to pray and preach; how often he should .isit his people, and whether or not he houId venture to let any hair grow on his face. In short, there is scarcely any tiling in which Busybody is not 'Looked up,' even to tho extent of directing those impersonations of wisdom, and infalibiiity newspaper editors what they oug a;:d ought -not to have put mto tm co.a.r.n-. 5. The family of Basybodies is a very exten. ive one. Not a country under ti e sun is there where some of thci.i arc not to be found; not a villjga or rural iicigh borhocd is thcro, which cannot j oint to - ----- sj mon. The roa. I to Wealth it through the hall of In !titr; is (I