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DONALD KENNEDY Of Boxbury, Mass., says Kennedy's Medical Discovery £ures Horrid Old Sores, Deep Seated Ulcers of 40 years' standing, Inward Tumors, and l^ery disease of the skin, ex cept Thunder Humor, and Cancer that has taken root. Price $i.5o« Sold by every Druggist in the U» $• nod Canada. PILES ANAKESIS (liveii tustant relief, and is an INFALLI BLE UKE for PII.EIJ. Pruo.ll at di uggssits or liv mail. Ba'i.uleH frtte. Adih'OHS BLOOD •COl.. ill. JTVU. "ANAKKSIS, BoxWie. ew N You* Cut. S :jeiid cii i oi, codU piece wiaie blsttlBC i•ipcr. with age *ex, i.ucui'tiiiori. Uicro a mfy SO.UOJ ti nea. I rent tr#u pwtioulan i. Da T. N Crowlky 1'ttrru uattte. ImL a«. THB CALF ON THE LAWN. bt H, Mr. roiw, t*Bi foin' to hitch this 'ere yotlfijg Bt.il In my front lawn ottb bere He'll stay ri(?ht here au' chaw tbe grass till the hull thing is chawn He'll chaw thet corner off to-day until he's et ft bare Ter-morrer I will move bis stake an' bell chaw over there. Looks bad, yar say, to aee acaiT in a man's front yard, An' bfattin' like a barn-yard on tfala stylish boolevard Bat that aii caff shall eat that grass until I get him fat, An' if he feela like blattin', «'y. I reckon be will blat. Wen I fust took my farm out here this wtu a country road Across the way wuz parstcbure lan', ware huckleberries firowed. My caff wuz then hitched in my yard far the hull town's inspection, An'no darn enterpriein' dood cam roun' to make objection. Wen this road growed a village street ay caff wuz in the yard, An'now the street it sweHa'Itb style—a city boolevard But 1 will bitcb this 'ere yonng caff out here in my front lawn He'll stay right here au' chaw the grass till the hull thing is chawn. Ton Bay the way I carry on makes the whole city laff. Wall, let Viu lull this 'ere'B my lawn an' this 'ere is uiy caff An' things bez reached the pnrtlest pass the worl' hez ever sawn Bf an ol' duff can't let his caff cbaw grass on hia own lawn. Wall, let 'em laff this 'ere young caff sbaU stay here anv how, As' if I bear em laugh too hard 111 trot out the old cow, III bitch 'em both to the same stake right here in my front lawn. An' let 'em stay an' chaw tbe grass tfll the buU thing ia chawn I *+Yankee Blade. THE ARKANSAS GIRL. Not far from tho pretty Spring Elver in Northern Arkansas—just a little way through brambles and over a ground of broken stone that is com mon in the Ozark foothills—the Spencers lived. They live there yet, for all I know but it has been so long since I have heard anything of them that I assume, ostrich-like,that they are not there now. It was be fore the railroad ran cat-a-corner across the northern part of Arkansas, that I knew them, a simple sort of people, very like all the Ozark na tives, three boys and a girl, the old folks and an ancient aunt or so. The boys were common type, constantly in fear of revenue officers. The Spencers made whisky of that they made no secret save con victing facts. The boys were watched by officers half the time, but no evi dence was ever secured against them until ten years of successful evasion of the law had elapsed. The girl— Hennie Spencer was her name—had a pretty face and wiliowy form, and, what is more and better, she did not have the loathsome habit of chewing snuff, or "dipping" it, to use the gen uine Arkansas idiom. Several of the native sons of Izard, Stone and Ful ton counties had cast sheep's eyes ftt Hennie more than once, but never did they receive any encouragement. "They needn't come 'round me," she would say, doggedly. "I wouldn't hev the best man alive." Hennie was smarter than the aver age Arkansas backwoods girl, not alone in the expressed determination not to get married, but in business matters she evinced a decided apti tude. Her brothers intrusted her with the secrets of their business. Henrrie knew every still house within all the border counties she knew the names of the men operating them she knew their records, their haunts and their plans for eluding the reve nue laws of the land. Hennie kept the crude accounts of the Spencer still, by which she was enabled in a few moments to give a detailed state ment of the indebtedness of any one of the patrons of the law-violating establishment. It was one of those chilly days that sometimes come in July, even as far south as the Ozarks. A stiff breeze blew along the Spring River valley, while clouds mounted in the South west and threatened rain. It seemed too chilly for that, so the old natives said, but the newcomer would only look at the clouds and then look for a heavy downfall. Hennie Spencer was walking along the country road— more like a path than a road—when she met the newcomer. He was rid ing. There was a sharp turn in the narrow highway and the stranger burst into view before the native girl knew of the presence of any one but herself. He sat straight in his saddle. His hat, a wide-brimmed slouch, shaded his eyes, but did not hide a smoothly shaven face, a good, clear mouth, a strong chin and the every trace of determination that marked each line of the countenance. A Winchester was strapped across his back. Hennie stepped to o©e side, not in fear, but with something of curiosity. She at once—instinctively perhaps—thought that the stranger was a revenue officer. "Good morning!'' saluted the rider ten seconds later. 4 'In case of rain where could I get shelter?" In spite of her surmise, the Spencer girl gave a respectful and truthful answer. 'Why, over at a house, I reckon," she said. "Tain't very far—right over yander." "May I go over there with you now?" queried the young man, alight ing. "Why, in course on'y—on'y—who are you, anyway?" "Well, my name is Jimpson—Wood Jimpson, of St. Louis. I live up there—buy some cotton sometimes, you know, and I was down south of Little Iiock on business. Thought I'd ride back to Popular Bluff, over'n Missouri, where I'll get a train hack home," "O," said nennie "so you live up in Missourah, eh?" Well, come on. How big is your town?" she, went on, "anything like as big as Little Rock?" "Ever so much larger said Jimp son. "It's a great big town. Why, we have a brewery there 'most as big as all of Little Rock, you know." "O," said Hennie again. She was interested in the newcomer. She didn't know just how, but she felt kindly toward him. He was the first man that she ever saw and thought she could marry. Of course she thought of all these things as they walked through the woods, he leading his horse and chatting as they proceeded. 1 Girls think lots of things that they don't put in words. "I suppose you people down here think every man with a gun is a rev enue officer, don't vou?" Jimpson asked, looking at Hennfc with laugh ing eyes for, of course, 1 know," he went on with a smile, "that you all make whisky down here." "How do you know?" nennie asked. "A little bird told me, that's all," said Jiinpson. "A man wouldn't be much of a rnari in these mountains if he didn't dish up a little moonshine, don't you know." It didn't rain that day. When the young girl and Jimpson reached the house, u low, typical log cabin, with a log, mud-plastered chimney, there was no one at home but the mother and the ancient aunts. They did not look with favor on the newcomer, but the St. Louis young man talked the morning and afternoon away, so that before the sun had reddened the tops of the hills with its fading evening glory, they all liked him. He had siid nothing about resuming his journey, and Hennie feared that the brothers and father could not be as readily made to appreciate the "young man from Missourah" as were the feminine members of the house hold. But they were. Jimpson met the boys with a graceful, easy air and fell at once to talking about the price of cotton in a way that disarmed any suspicion that might have possessed them. As the evening wore away Jimpson talked about hunting and fishing. It was good in that locality, so good that the man from St. Louis reached the conclusion that he would spend a week or two rambling about the hills. "It'll be good fer you," said Lije Spencer, "an' we'll board you cheap." "I'll stay," said Jimpson, "and if I like it I'll send to Little Rock for a couple of my friends to put in their vacation here with me." So the outing was planned. Hennie was pleased. She had grown to like the stranger in a few hours that she had known him it was a queer sort of feefing she experienced. He was the first man she had ever seen who appeared to know how to talk. There was something open and pleasing in his face, too anyway, the simple Ozark girl liked him. She would have told him if she had a chance. Love? She didn't kuow what the word meant. Jimpson was the only man she had ever seen that she cared a rap for. She knew So much as that, but no more. The St. Louis young man was at the Spencer cabin two weeks before he concluded that it was time to send for his friends. "I'll stay two weeks longer," he said, "and I'll send down for Bow man and McHenry." In the fortnight that he had spent with the Spencers he roamed about the hills for a good many miles around. Hennie went with him on most of the excursions, until one day Bob Spencer said to her: "Look here, sis, seems to me that you're doin' a sight o' gaddin' erbout with Jimpson. You don't know nothin' erbout him." "Nope," returned the girl, 'Ttrat I'm purt' nigh sure he's all right. Ef I ever ketched him tryin' to 'rest any of the boys I'd shoot him quicker'n lightning." Nothing more was said, for at that moment Jimpson'and his Little Rock friends rode up. They seemed to be nice fellows, although somewhat rougher in manner" and speech than the young man from St. Louis. Bob Spencer shook his head and winked at Hennie when opportunity offered. He didn't like Jimpson's reinforce ments. The girl had told Jimpson about the Spencer moonshine opera tions. She had told him the location of every stillhouse in the three coun ties. Girls in Arkansas have the natural feminine instinct of telling things they ought to keep to them selves. Climate and environment cannot stop a woman's tongue. There are men who speak of the fallacy of the talkativeness of women, but they are only latter day knights. Jimpson had a wonderfully valuable collection of facts after his two weeks' stay. That is the reason he sent for his Little Rock friends. He needed them. The next day after their ar rival the two got on their horses and rode away from the Spencer cabin. They said they were going over to Croom's mill to do a little shooting. Hennie did'nt believe it. She knew of half a dozen stills in that direc tion, and it at once flashed across her mind that the three strangers meant to sieze them and arrest the opera tives. The simple girl had talked with Jimpson the night before. They sat on a log out in front of the Spencer cabin, and the St. Louis man, like any other man would have done un der the circumstances, squeezed her hand. This is the girl, mind you, who said that she would not marry the best man aJ^ve but women, as all the world knows, are not to be held accountable for what they do or say. It reminds one of a woman who would not yield to the entreaties of a man who wanted a kiss. "I will not kiss any man," she said, "but if I ever get ready to osculate masculine Hps I will look you up." "That is the same," said the young suitor, "as if you were to proclaim that you would never fall off a roof, but in case you ever concluded such a thing you would select that roof over yonder." Such is the illustration of the in ability of the fenienine mental pur pose. This Ozark girl had never seen a real man until impson came along, and that is why she thought so much of him. Ten minutes after the young man and his friends rode away Hennie went after them. She rode by an other path—a shorter one through the woods. ,It would be noon before they would reach the mill. If the plant near that place was siezed the girl conjectured that the three men, whom she now felt sure were revenue officers, would work back with their prisoners, taking the other stills as they proceeded. She had a pretty good gun with her. It was an old fashioned piece, but its carrying' pow ers were good. "If he has lied to me," she mur mured, as she rode along, "I'll make it mighty hot for him." At noon she reached Croom's mill. There was no one there. The girl jumped from her horse and led the animal through the trees to a quiet spot where the trio of strangers would not likely go. She was not far wrong in her guesses of the purposes of the St- Louis young man's visit. Jimp WMi' son led the two through the breaft 10 the woods the clear patch that sur rounded the few houses there. It did not take them long to find the still house. lis door was broken down and the trio entered. The native girl of Arkansaw peered through a i patch of underbrush behind which she was secreted and watched the proceedings. As she looked at Jimp son she received her first lesson, and perhaps her only one in man's perfidy. She thought there could never be a meaner wretch in all the world. He had squeezed her hand the night be fore and said something about love. It seemed rather nice to little'flennie to hear hirn talk so to her, and now to look at him! She cried a few wo manly tears as she watched the oper ations of the three men, who seized all the utensils and destroyed as much of the house as they could. She dashed them away as the trio sad dled the horses and prepared to mount. "We'll work back now," said Jimp son. "I know of several plants—tho ones I told you of." "What about the Spencer's?" asked Brown. "If it were not for the little girl there, don't you know," went on the matter-of-fact St. Louisian, "I would take 'em this evening regardless of anything but the law." "I'll get him for that," sobbed Hennie, going for her horse. "I'll get him, sure." The three men rode ahead, the Arkansaw girl following them at a safe distance. One after another was demolished, only the Spencer plant being untouched. The men rode back toward the Spring River, the girl coming closely after them. The revenue officers reached the edge of a cleared place and dismounted. The Spencer plant was just across the patch. "They mean to 'rest the folks,"said the girl, "and I'll not let 'em." The trio broke into the cleared piece of land, and started across it. The clearing was a fourth of a mile wide, probably, and the girl knew that she could not do anything if she permitted the men to precede her, as it would not be possible for her to come into the clearing behind thein until they were well out of sight in the woods. In the meantime they might seize the plant and shoot her brothers. She urged her horse along, hoping to skirt the clearing and meet the officers as they left the path and came into the woods again. The lat ter were slow, however, and when she got to the other side they were just starting across. Then it was that a happy idea came across her mind. She would break into the clearing, and, if necessary, do some shooting on her own account. Her simple Ozark mind did not grasp the dangers of such a move against three armed men. She slipped from her horse, and quicker than a wink broke out of the woods. The men saw her and stopped. She turned to the woods and waved her hand as if ex pecting help. It flashed across Simp son's mind in an instant that the owners of the house over near Croom's mill had returned, found their plant destroyed and at once set out to give the alarm. He pictured the woods full of angry, armed moonshiners. "Come on," he called to Bowman and McHenry, and the three ran backward to the trees behind them. Then a shot rang out, the St. Louis young man dropped his gun and yelled with pain. "I'm shot!" he cried. Then an other report rang out. Jimpson's companions deserted him, and jump ing astride their horses rode away. Jimpson lay on the ground with a eharge of shot in his leg. It was a painful wound, but he managed to drag himself into a spot that the warm evening sun did not penetrate. As he lay there, a horse neighed. 11 was his own. A second later another whinny sounded in answer. It came from the clearing. Simpson turned around in time to see the Arkansaw girl dismount, panting and crying. "I done it,"shecried, "to get even. You're served right and you know it* Mister Jimpson, but I'm going to keer fer you, if you'll tell 'em at the house that I done it by—by—what do you say—accident—yes, that s what I mean." "But I am a revenue officer," said Jimpson, between groans. "What .will your people say to that?" "They'll never know," responded the girl. And that is how it came to pass that Jimpson. the St. Louis man, be came the husband of an Ozark girl. He ceased to be a revenue officer and became one of the most skillful moon shiners in Arkansas. He spent the second year of his married life in the penitentiary, but after that he was never caught.—Kansas Chicago Tribune. Daniel's Boots. The boots which Daniel WHwter wore on his farm at Franklin, N. H., are owned by the New Hampshire Historical Society, and are on exhibi tion in a shoe store at Concord. They are of kip leather, pegged soles and heels, with square toes. Never judge by appearances A ten-dollar dude may have $Wo-dol« lar salary. 4SSK iS* VM PERSONALS. Od Francis", Dn. The success City Times. Who Owns the Most Lace? The man who has charge of the lace department in one of the princi pal retail houses over on State street has been rolling in lace, metaphori cally until he has ori the end of his fingers and on the tip of his tongue every fact in connection with that delicate fabric. For instance, he says, what every woman wants to know first, of course, that a woman living in the City of Mexico has the most valuable collection of lace in the country, the same being $800,000. The women folks of the Vanderbilt family considers theirs worth $500, 000. The latter collection contains rare laces from Belgium, Germany and Austria. The former, of rare bits from every celebrated maker and of fragments once owned by every royal family in Europe. The Astor family estimate their laces to be worth $300,000. Mrs. A. T. Stewart estimated hers at $200,000. Mrs. Vice-President Morton considers hers worth $100,000. Mrs. Augusta Bel mont, Mrs. Marshall O. Roberts and Mrs. Ex-Secretary Whitney have costly and rare collections in lace. In Chicago there are no very large col* lections, but many are very rare.-* of Missouri, is a hust ler. iJcconfcly he made four speeches within three hours, besides taking a dash on a patent road grader. Sightki Jbbkn, son of Mod.teska and Clara Louis Kellogg are accused of smoking cigarettes, and the Wheeling Intelligencer Mkissoxieb's makes a bad matter worse by saving: "The fact is Aiodjeska smokes Wheeling stogies. Fact." Mix!stick PAtjxcKFOTB's note to the state department relative to the excess of sealskins taken in Behring Sea fur nishes ground for the inference that he believes that the uiodoa vivendi is a veritable skin gatne. studio, with its exquis ite works of art and dizzy bric-a-brac, has been offered to the French govern ment for 8400,000, a price at which At the Fupll'i Concert. Wagner Carr—I may have to go to the bad place when I die but there will be one consolation about it. Vesta lSuhl—What is that. Wagner Carr—There won*t Singing there. of this Grent Cough Core ii without a parallel in the history of medicine. All druggists are authorized to sell it on a pos itive guarantee, a test that no other cure can sue cessfully stand. That it may become known, the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, are placing a Sample Bottle Free into every home in the United States and Canada. If you have a Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for it will cure you. If your child has the Croup, or Whooping Cough, use it promptly, and relief is sure. If you dread that insidious disease Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist far SHILOH'S CURE, Price iocts., 50 Ely's Cream Balm WII.I. ClttK CHILDREN OF CAi'AKHU. Apply Balm into each no a ELY BitOS., 56 Warren St.. |1»« tone and strength to tho wwfc aSoak* ada, bowels, kidney* and bladder. that Cleans Most is Lenox. •apar Poison And the pessi mistic dramatist, and Bergliot Bjorn 8on, daughter of the poet and politician, are engaged to marry. Let us hope that Sigurd does not take Henrik'g view of life. be My M. L. THOMPSON & CO.. Drujrgists, Con 3ersport, Pa., says Hall's Catarrh Cure is the best and only sure cure for Catarrh they ever sold. Druggists sell it, 75c. She Hadn't. He—"Surely you haven't the heart to refuse me?"' She—"No. Mr. Gotleft. I have no heart to refuse you. Jack—Mr. Thn tniuson has it." Why He Never Came Rack. The latest popular ballad is entitled, "He Never Came Back." This is prob ftlily due to the fact that he did not have a round trip ticket. llis Experience. Maudie—'-Why is it that all the un happy wives go into the lecturing field?" Claudie—"That seems to be the only business they ever learned." Th* best cough medicine Is Plso's Gill* tor Consumption. Sold everywhere. SSc. Her Ideal. Kate—' Harry is an ideal lover." Kittv—"He is poetical, is he?" Kate—"No: he's rich." "Tai.king about literary style, there goes a man noted for his finished sen tences "Indeed? Is he a novelist?" "No he is an ex-convict." "I've got £10,000: I want to build a house." "Yon can't do it." "Why not?" "It takes $20,000 to build a house for Sio.oon." How's Your Liver If sluggish and painful, invigorate it to healthy action by taking Sarsaparilia SHILOIFS CONSUMPTION CURE. tut of anv private collector would jump like a trout to a tempting fly. A PLEASING SENSE Of fee&tth and strength renewed anfftof t*se and comfort follows tbe use of Syrup of Pigs, as it acts in harmony with nature to effectually cleanse tbe system when costive or bilious. For sale in 50c and il bottles by all leading druggists. Rules for Widows. Fashionable widows are pef(BlM%d after a month of deep mourning to put on a costume that may be described as typifying a mutilated stage of douleur. A dress worn by a widow of only six weeks' standing is shown. It was of white muslin, richly embroidered In white and trimmed in black chiffon frills. With this was worn the con ventional white crepe frill of the widow pattern. The costume was very pretty Snd the widow looked very sweet and fetching in it. When Tie attention cts. and $1.00. If your Ijings are sore or Back lam*. Shiloh's Porous r. Price S£ Catarhv, FOR OLD AND YOUNG. Tutt's I.ivor lMlls aet as kindly 011 tho ettilil, !'is- «»,• 11i*iiir* female or iniirm old !ie k lyonius mail* 's Pills 'Ik': Anttdrt* Ww morning and evaning mists that perrkd* th» atmosphere of malarious localities c*nndt bs breathed with Impunity. A safeguard it needed to render harmless the dangerous mlas aaata with which they are impregnated. The sorest, safest defense is Hostetter's Stomacfc Bitters. It is an antidote to the poison wbieh has already boen inhaled and borne fruit, an ad quate preventive ot its harmful effects. No preparative for breathers of miasma tainted air or drinkers of malaria-poisone'l water liku the Bittere. it completely Neutralises th» jthi»r wlse i/reaigtible oiisut of the aerial foe. Settlors on uewly cleared land, excavators of caaal routes (ootatily that on isthmus or I'at.auiaj, Weaterii pioneers and emigrants--in short, all subjected to ujalariai influences in air or water— find in i» a beni.-n remedy,an effactual s tfeguard. Disorders the stomach, liver and boweU, "la grippe," rhatiiuatism, and kidney complaints are remedied bs the Bitters. Clover Honey. An enthusiast on the subject states that each head of clover is composed of about sixty distinct flower tubes, and each of these contain sugar not to ex ceed 500th part of a grain. The pro boscis of the honey b*?e must therefore be inserted into r.00 clover tubes before one grain of sugar can be obtained. There are 7,000 grains in a pound, and as honey contains three-fourths of its weight of dry sugar, each pound of clover honey would represent the in sertion of the proboscis into 2,500.000 clover heads. Baby wa« sick, we gave her Caatoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castorla, When she became Miss, she cluag to Caatoria, Whast she had Children, she grave them Castorla, *Poppsd by Hsntk He (salesman)—Dear little band (absent mindedly), I wonder if it will wash? She (con spirito)—No, sir, it won't— nor it won't scrub, either—but if yoa want it to play the piano, it's yours, George. The Kiffht Pises. "So the miniiter gave you some ad vise, did he, Lazyboy?" "Yes he told me to 'go to the ant,' etc." ."Did you do so?" "Well—I went to the Snnday school picnic." Don't Want to Be, Bottled. fncle George—Come, Harry, vou should forsake your wild ways. It Where the Trouble Conies. It is ail well enough to tell a man when he is in trouble to look on the bright side. The rub is to find the brisrht side to look at. of AJV*RTI8KR8, TYPING. MANU- TACTURCKS and PRTNTKKS is called to our superior facilities tor turning out FIRST CLASS KLKCTROTYPING or STKKJKO- We guarantee satisfactory and prompt service in these lines. /ini/FDTIQFDQ desiring a larpe or small nUV Lit I lULIlU number of Electrotypes ot" ,t ..j.mtM-ment should get our prices be fore piecing uieii otdei*. We make a specialty ot Dksigninc and Engraving Advbktisb- MSNTS for ail classes of trade. 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OATADDU A ralgia ren.ived almost iiistautiy lv new nieth od, N» uauaeouH di Our* package will cure tho mutt) is" Agents wauttd, Kit ht*r & Co., S:ou* i itv. ia F4 4| if 1 Flower" For two years I suffered terribfp with stomach trouble, and was rar all that time under treatment by a physician. He finally, after trying everything, said stomach was about worn out, and that I would have to cease eating solid food for a time at least. I was so weak that I could not work. Finally on the rec a* mendation of a friend who had u 4 your preparation A Worn-out with beneficial re sults, I procured 8tomaoh« bottle of August Flower, and com menced using it, It seemed to do me good at onqe. I gained ilk strength and flesh rapidly my ap petite became good, and I suffered no bad effects from what I ate. feel now like a new njan, and coi^, sider that August Flower has eti* tirely cured me of Dyspepsia in its worst form. James E. Dkderick, Saugerties, New York. W. B. Utsey, St. George's, S. writes: I have used your August Flower for Dyspepsia and find it aa excellent remedy. GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 187a \V7baker & ro.'s Breakfast Coeofc from which tbe excess of ell i'mg has been removed, absolutely pur* as4 it Is soluble. No Chemicals sre used in its preparation. has II is time you were settled. Harry—And be like a bill after it is settled—laid away and never thought of again! No, thanks. It more than thru timet (As itrrngtk of Cocoa mixed wltfc fitarch, Arrowroot or Sugar, i and ia therefore far more eco 1 nomical, coitfng leu than oris Went a cup. It is delicious, nour. easily i»h:ng, •lengthening, SuoiSTrD, arid admirably adapted for Invalids as well a* fr persons in fceallh. Sold by Oroeers everywhere. W. BAKEF. ft CO., Dorch?Tt?r. Han EttlS' 98 LYE I Powdered and rerfuraed. tATKNTKl The ttrongest and purest made. Will make the p«NLjb belt I-jned.Hard 8oap in 20mlnnteg without boiling. XIV 15 3IIIVTJTES. 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