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bare
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yard,
An' bfattin' like a barn-yard on tfala stylish
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Bat that aii caff shall eat that grass until I get
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Wen I fust took my farm out here this wtu a
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Across the way wuz parstcbure lan', ware
huckleberries firowed.
My caff wuz then hitched in my yard far the
hull town's inspection,
An'no darn enterpriein' dood cam roun' to
make objection.
Wen this road growed a village street ay caff
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But 1 will bitcb this 'ere yonng caff out here in
my front lawn
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hull thing is chawn.
Ton Bay the way I carry on makes the whole
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Wall, let Viu lull this 'ere'B my lawn an' this
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An' things bez reached the pnrtlest pass the
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Wall, let 'em laff this 'ere young caff sbaU stay
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As' if I bear em laugh too hard 111 trot out the
old cow,
III bitch 'em both to the same stake right here
in my front lawn.
An' let 'em stay an' chaw tbe grass tfll the buU
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THE ARKANSAS GIRL.
Not far from tho pretty Spring
Elver in Northern Arkansas—just a
little way through brambles and over
a ground of broken stone that is com
mon in the Ozark foothills—the
Spencers lived. They live there yet,
for all I know but it has been so
long since I have heard anything of
them that I assume, ostrich-like,that
they are not there now. It was be
fore the railroad ran cat-a-corner
across the northern part of Arkansas,
that I knew them, a simple sort of
people, very like all the Ozark na
tives, three boys and a girl, the old
folks and an ancient aunt or so. The
boys were common type, constantly in
fear of revenue officers.
The Spencers made whisky of
that they made no secret save con
victing facts. The boys were watched
by officers half the time, but no evi
dence was ever secured against them
until ten years of successful evasion
of the law had elapsed. The girl—
Hennie Spencer was her name—had a
pretty face and wiliowy form, and,
what is more and better, she did not
have the loathsome habit of chewing
snuff, or "dipping" it, to use the gen
uine Arkansas idiom. Several of the
native sons of Izard, Stone and Ful
ton counties had cast sheep's eyes ftt
Hennie more than once, but never
did they receive any encouragement.
"They needn't come 'round me,"
she would say, doggedly. "I wouldn't
hev the best man alive."
Hennie was smarter than the aver
age Arkansas backwoods girl, not
alone in the expressed determination
not to get married, but in business
matters she evinced a decided apti
tude. Her brothers intrusted her
with the secrets of their business.
Henrrie knew every still house within
all the border counties she knew the
names of the men operating them
she knew their records, their haunts
and their plans for eluding the reve
nue laws of the land. Hennie kept
the crude accounts of the Spencer
still, by which she was enabled in a
few moments to give a detailed state
ment of the indebtedness of any one
of the patrons of the law-violating
establishment.
It was one of those chilly days that
sometimes come in July, even as far
south as the Ozarks. A stiff breeze
blew along the Spring River valley,
while clouds mounted in the South
west and threatened rain. It seemed
too chilly for that, so the old natives
said, but the newcomer would only
look at the clouds and then look for a
heavy downfall. Hennie Spencer was
walking along the country road—
more like a path than a road—when
she met the newcomer. He was rid
ing. There was a sharp turn in the
narrow highway and the stranger
burst into view before the native girl
knew of the presence of any one but
herself. He sat straight in his saddle.
His hat, a wide-brimmed slouch,
shaded his eyes, but did not hide a
smoothly shaven face, a good, clear
mouth, a strong chin and the every
trace of determination that marked
each line of the countenance. A
Winchester was strapped across his
back. Hennie stepped to o©e side,
not in fear, but with something of
curiosity. She at once—instinctively
perhaps—thought that the stranger
was a revenue officer.
"Good morning!'' saluted the rider
ten seconds later.
4
'In case of rain
where could I get shelter?"
In spite of her surmise, the Spencer
girl gave a respectful and truthful
answer.
'Why, over at a house,
I
reckon,"
she said. "Tain't very far—right
over yander."
"May I go over there with you
now?" queried the young man, alight
ing.
"Why, in course on'y—on'y—who
are you, anyway?"
"Well, my name is Jimpson—Wood
Jimpson, of St. Louis. I live up
there—buy some cotton sometimes,
you know, and I was down south of
Little Iiock on business. Thought I'd
ride back to Popular Bluff, over'n
Missouri, where I'll get a train hack
home,"
"O," said nennie "so you live up
in Missourah, eh?" Well, come on.
How big is your town?" she, went on,
"anything like as big as Little
Rock?"
"Ever so much larger said Jimp
son. "It's a great big town. Why,
we have a brewery there 'most as big
as all of Little Rock, you know."
"O," said Hennie again. She was
interested in the newcomer. She
didn't know just how, but she felt
kindly toward him. He was the first
man that she ever saw and thought she
could marry. Of course she thought
of all these things as they walked
through the woods, he leading his
horse and chatting as they proceeded. 1
Girls think lots of things that they
don't put in words.
"I suppose you people down here
think every man with a gun is a rev
enue officer, don't vou?" Jimpson
asked, looking at Hennfc with laugh
ing eyes for, of course, 1 know," he
went on with a smile, "that you all
make whisky down here."
"How do you know?" nennie
asked.
"A little bird told me, that's all,"
said Jiinpson. "A man wouldn't be
much of a rnari in these mountains if
he didn't dish up a little moonshine,
don't you know."
It didn't rain that day. When the
young girl and Jimpson reached the
house, u low, typical log cabin, with
a log, mud-plastered chimney, there
was no one at home but the mother
and the ancient aunts. They did not
look with favor on the newcomer, but
the St. Louis young man talked the
morning and afternoon away, so that
before the sun had reddened the tops
of the hills with its fading evening
glory, they all liked him. He had
siid nothing about resuming his
journey, and Hennie feared that the
brothers and father could not be as
readily made to appreciate the
"young man from Missourah" as were
the feminine members of the house
hold. But they were. Jimpson met
the boys with a graceful, easy air and
fell at once to talking about the price
of cotton in a way that disarmed any
suspicion that might have possessed
them. As the evening wore away
Jimpson talked about hunting and
fishing. It was good in that locality,
so good that the man from St. Louis
reached the conclusion that he would
spend a week or two rambling about
the hills.
"It'll be good fer you," said Lije
Spencer, "an' we'll board you cheap."
"I'll stay," said Jimpson, "and if I
like it I'll send to Little Rock for a
couple of my friends to put in their
vacation here with me."
So the outing was planned. Hennie
was pleased. She had grown to like
the stranger in a few hours that she
had known him it was a queer sort
of feefing she experienced. He was
the first man she had ever seen who
appeared to know how to talk. There
was something open and pleasing in
his face, too anyway, the simple
Ozark girl liked him. She would
have told him if she had a chance.
Love? She didn't kuow what the
word meant. Jimpson was the only
man she had ever seen that she cared
a rap for. She knew So much as that,
but no more.
The St. Louis young man was at
the Spencer cabin two weeks before
he concluded that it was time to send
for his friends.
"I'll stay two weeks longer," he
said, "and I'll send down for Bow
man and McHenry."
In the fortnight that he had spent
with the Spencers he roamed about
the hills
for a good many miles around.
Hennie went with him on most of the
excursions, until one day Bob Spencer
said to her:
"Look here, sis, seems to me that
you're doin' a sight o' gaddin' erbout
with Jimpson. You don't know
nothin' erbout him."
"Nope," returned the girl, 'Ttrat
I'm purt' nigh sure he's all right. Ef
I ever ketched him tryin' to 'rest any
of the boys I'd shoot him quicker'n
lightning."
Nothing more was said, for at that
moment Jimpson'and his Little Rock
friends rode up. They seemed to be
nice fellows, although somewhat
rougher in manner" and speech than
the young man from St. Louis. Bob
Spencer shook his head and winked at
Hennie when opportunity offered.
He didn't like Jimpson's reinforce
ments. The girl had told Jimpson
about the Spencer moonshine opera
tions. She had told him the location
of every stillhouse in the three coun
ties. Girls in Arkansas have the
natural feminine instinct of telling
things they ought to keep to them
selves. Climate and environment
cannot stop a woman's tongue. There
are men who speak of the fallacy of
the talkativeness of women, but they
are only latter day knights.
Jimpson had a wonderfully valuable
collection of facts after his two weeks'
stay. That is the reason he sent for
his Little Rock friends. He needed
them. The next day after their ar
rival the two got on their horses and
rode away from the Spencer cabin.
They said they were going over to
Croom's mill to do a little shooting.
Hennie did'nt believe it. She knew
of half a dozen stills in that direc
tion, and it at once flashed across her
mind that the three strangers meant
to sieze them and arrest the opera
tives.
The simple girl had talked with
Jimpson the night before. They sat
on a log out in front of the Spencer
cabin, and the St. Louis man, like
any other man would have done un
der the circumstances, squeezed her
hand. This is the girl, mind you,
who said that she would not marry
the best man aJ^ve but women, as all
the world knows, are not to be held
accountable for what they do or say.
It reminds one of a woman who
would not yield to the entreaties of a
man who wanted a kiss. "I will not
kiss any man," she said, "but if I
ever get ready to osculate masculine
Hps I will look you up." "That is
the same," said the young suitor, "as
if you were to proclaim that you
would never fall off a roof, but in case
you ever concluded such a thing you
would select that roof over yonder."
Such is the illustration of the in
ability of the fenienine mental pur
pose. This Ozark girl had never seen
a real man until impson came along,
and that is why she thought so much
of him.
Ten minutes after the young man
and his friends rode away Hennie
went after them. She rode by an
other path—a shorter one through
the woods. ,It would be noon before
they would reach the mill. If the
plant near that place was siezed the
girl conjectured that the three men,
whom she now felt sure were revenue
officers, would work back with their
prisoners, taking the other stills as
they proceeded. She had a pretty
good gun with her. It was an old
fashioned piece, but its carrying' pow
ers were good.
"If he has lied to me," she mur
mured, as she rode along, "I'll make
it mighty hot for him."
At noon she reached Croom's mill.
There was no one there. The girl
jumped from her horse and led the
animal through the trees to a quiet
spot where the trio of strangers would
not likely go. She was not far wrong
in her guesses of the purposes of the
St- Louis young man's visit. Jimp­
WMi'
son led the two through the breaft 10
the woods the clear patch that sur
rounded the few houses there. It did
not take them long to find the still
house. lis door was broken down
and the trio entered. The native
girl of Arkansaw peered through a
i patch of underbrush behind which
she was secreted and watched the
proceedings. As she looked at Jimp
son she received her first lesson, and
perhaps her only one in man's perfidy.
She thought there could never be a
meaner wretch in all the world. He
had squeezed her hand the night be
fore and said something about love.
It seemed rather nice to little'flennie
to hear hirn talk so to her, and now
to look at him! She cried a few wo
manly tears as she watched the oper
ations of the three men, who seized
all the utensils and destroyed as much
of the house as they could. She
dashed them away as the trio sad
dled the horses and prepared to
mount.
"We'll work back now," said Jimp
son. "I know of several plants—tho
ones I told you of."
"What about the Spencer's?" asked
Brown.
"If it were not for the little girl
there, don't you know," went on the
matter-of-fact St. Louisian, "I would
take 'em this evening regardless of
anything but the law."
"I'll get him for that," sobbed
Hennie, going for her horse. "I'll
get him, sure."
The three men rode ahead, the
Arkansaw girl following them at a
safe distance. One after another
was demolished, only the Spencer
plant being untouched. The men
rode back toward the Spring River,
the girl coming closely after them.
The revenue officers reached the edge
of a cleared place and dismounted.
The Spencer plant was just across the
patch.
"They mean to 'rest the folks,"said
the girl, "and I'll not let 'em."
The trio broke into the cleared
piece of land, and started across it.
The clearing was a fourth of a mile
wide, probably, and the girl knew
that she could not do anything if she
permitted the men to precede her, as
it would not be possible for her to
come into the clearing behind thein
until they were well out of sight in
the woods. In the meantime they
might seize the plant and shoot her
brothers. She urged her horse along,
hoping to skirt the clearing and meet
the officers as they left the path and
came into the woods again. The lat
ter were slow, however, and when
she got to the other side they were
just starting across. Then it was
that a happy idea came across her
mind. She would break into the
clearing, and, if necessary, do some
shooting on her own account. Her
simple Ozark mind did not grasp the
dangers of such a move against three
armed men. She slipped from her
horse, and quicker than a wink broke
out of the woods. The men saw her
and stopped. She turned to the
woods and waved her hand as if ex
pecting help. It flashed across Simp
son's mind in an instant that the
owners of the house over near Croom's
mill had returned, found their plant
destroyed and at once set out to give
the alarm. He pictured the woods
full of angry, armed moonshiners.
"Come on," he called to Bowman
and McHenry, and the three ran
backward to the trees behind them.
Then a shot rang out, the St. Louis
young man dropped his gun and yelled
with pain.
"I'm shot!" he cried. Then an
other report rang out. Jimpson's
companions deserted him, and jump
ing astride their horses rode away.
Jimpson lay on the ground with a
eharge of shot in his leg. It was a
painful wound, but he managed to
drag himself into a spot that the
warm evening sun did not penetrate.
As he lay there, a horse neighed. 11
was his own. A second later another
whinny sounded in answer. It came
from the clearing. Simpson turned
around in time to see the Arkansaw
girl dismount, panting and crying.
"I done it,"shecried, "to get even.
You're served right and you know it*
Mister Jimpson, but I'm going to
keer fer you, if you'll tell 'em at the
house that I done it by—by—what do
you say—accident—yes, that s what I
mean."
"But I am a revenue officer," said
Jimpson, between groans. "What
.will your people say to that?"
"They'll never know," responded
the girl.
And that is how it came to pass
that Jimpson. the St. Louis man, be
came the husband of an Ozark girl.
He ceased to be a revenue officer and
became one of the most skillful moon
shiners in Arkansas. He spent the
second year of his married life in the
penitentiary, but after that he was
never caught.—Kansas
Chicago Tribune.
Daniel's Boots.
The boots which Daniel WHwter
wore on his farm at Franklin, N. H.,
are owned by the New Hampshire
Historical Society, and are on exhibi
tion in a shoe store at Concord. They
are of kip leather, pegged soles and
heels, with square toes.
Never judge by appearances A
ten-dollar dude may have $Wo-dol«
lar salary.
4SSK iS* VM
PERSONALS.
Od
Francis",
Dn.
The success
City Times.
Who Owns the Most Lace?
The man who has charge of the
lace department in one of the princi
pal retail houses over on State street
has been rolling in lace, metaphori
cally until he has ori the end of his
fingers and on the tip of his tongue
every fact in connection with that
delicate fabric. For instance, he
says, what every woman wants to
know first, of course, that a woman
living in the City of Mexico has the
most valuable collection of lace in the
country, the same being $800,000.
The women folks of the Vanderbilt
family considers theirs worth $500,
000. The latter collection contains
rare laces from Belgium, Germany
and Austria. The former, of rare
bits from every celebrated maker and
of fragments once owned by every
royal family in Europe. The Astor
family estimate their laces to be
worth $300,000. Mrs. A. T. Stewart
estimated hers at $200,000. Mrs.
Vice-President Morton considers hers
worth $100,000. Mrs. Augusta Bel
mont, Mrs. Marshall O. Roberts and
Mrs. Ex-Secretary Whitney have
costly and rare collections in lace. In
Chicago there are no very large col*
lections, but many are very rare.-*
of Missouri, is a hust­
ler. iJcconfcly he made four speeches
within three hours, besides taking a
dash on a patent road grader.
Sightki Jbbkn,
son of
Mod.teska
and Clara Louis Kellogg
are accused of smoking cigarettes, and
the Wheeling
Intelligencer
Mkissoxieb's
makes a bad
matter worse by saving: "The fact is
Aiodjeska smokes Wheeling stogies.
Fact."
Mix!stick PAtjxcKFOTB's note to the
state department relative to the excess
of sealskins taken in Behring Sea fur
nishes ground for the inference that he
believes that the uiodoa vivendi is a
veritable skin gatne.
studio, with its exquis­
ite works of art and dizzy bric-a-brac,
has been offered to the French govern
ment for 8400,000, a price at
which
At the Fupll'i Concert.
Wagner Carr—I may have to go to
the bad place when I die but there will
be one consolation about it.
Vesta lSuhl—What is that.
Wagner Carr—There won*t
Singing there.
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50
Ely's Cream Balm
WII.I. ClttK
CHILDREN
OF CAi'AKHU.
Apply Balm into each no a
ELY BitOS., 56 Warren St..
|1»« tone and strength to tho wwfc aSoak*
ada, bowels, kidney* and bladder.
that
Cleans
Most
is Lenox.
•apar Poison And
the pessi­
mistic dramatist, and Bergliot Bjorn
8on, daughter of the poet and politician,
are engaged to marry. Let us hope
that Sigurd does not take Henrik'g view
of life.
be My
M. L. THOMPSON & CO.. Drujrgists, Con
3ersport, Pa., says Hall's Catarrh Cure is
the best and only sure cure for Catarrh
they ever sold. Druggists sell it, 75c.
She Hadn't.
He—"Surely you haven't the heart to
refuse me?"'
She—"No. Mr. Gotleft. I have no
heart to refuse you. Jack—Mr. Thn
tniuson has it."
Why He Never Came Rack.
The latest popular ballad is entitled,
"He Never Came Back." This is prob
ftlily due to the fact that he did not have
a
round trip ticket.
llis Experience.
Maudie—'-Why is it that all the un
happy wives go into the lecturing field?"
Claudie—"That seems to be the only
business they ever learned."
Th* best cough medicine Is Plso's Gill*
tor Consumption. Sold everywhere. SSc.
Her Ideal.
Kate—' Harry is an ideal lover."
Kittv—"He is poetical, is he?"
Kate—"No: he's rich."
"Tai.king
about literary style, there
goes a man noted for his finished sen
tences "Indeed? Is he a novelist?"
"No he is an ex-convict."
"I've
got £10,000:
I
want to build a
house." "Yon can't do it." "Why
not?" "It takes $20,000 to build a house
for Sio.oon."
How's
Your Liver
If sluggish and painful,
invigorate it to healthy
action by taking
Sarsaparilia
SHILOIFS
CONSUMPTION
CURE.
tut
of
anv
private collector would jump like a
trout to a tempting fly.
A PLEASING SENSE
Of fee&tth and strength renewed anfftof t*se
and comfort follows tbe use of Syrup of
Pigs, as it acts in harmony with nature to
effectually cleanse tbe system when costive
or bilious. For sale in 50c and il bottles by
all leading druggists.
Rules for Widows.
Fashionable widows are pef(BlM%d
after a month of deep mourning to put
on a costume that may be described as
typifying a mutilated stage of douleur.
A dress worn by a widow of only six
weeks' standing is shown. It was of
white muslin, richly embroidered In
white and trimmed in black chiffon
frills. With this was worn the con
ventional white crepe frill of the widow
pattern. The costume was very pretty
Snd the widow looked very sweet and
fetching in it.
When
Tie attention
cts. and
$1.00. If your Ijings are sore or Back lam*.
Shiloh's Porous r. Price S£
Catarhv,
FOR OLD AND YOUNG.
Tutt's I.ivor lMlls aet as kindly 011 tho
ettilil, !'is- «»,• 11i*iiir* female or iniirm old
!ie k lyonius mail*
's Pills
'Ik':
Anttdrt*
Ww morning and evaning mists that perrkd*
th» atmosphere of malarious localities c*nndt
bs breathed with Impunity. A safeguard
it
needed to render harmless the dangerous mlas
aaata with which they are impregnated. The
sorest, safest defense is Hostetter's Stomacfc
Bitters. It is an antidote to the poison wbieh
has already boen inhaled and borne fruit, an ad
quate preventive ot its harmful effects. No
preparative for breathers of miasma tainted air
or drinkers of malaria-poisone'l water liku the
Bittere. it completely Neutralises th» jthi»r
wlse i/reaigtible oiisut of the aerial foe. Settlors
on uewly cleared land, excavators of caaal
routes (ootatily that on isthmus or I'at.auiaj,
Weaterii pioneers and emigrants--in short, all
subjected to ujalariai influences in air or water—
find in i» a beni.-n remedy,an effactual s tfeguard.
Disorders
the stomach, liver and boweU, "la
grippe," rhatiiuatism, and kidney complaints
are remedied
bs
the Bitters.
Clover Honey.
An enthusiast on the subject states
that each head of clover is composed of
about sixty distinct flower tubes, and
each of these contain sugar not to ex
ceed 500th part of a grain. The pro
boscis of the honey b*?e must therefore
be inserted into r.00 clover tubes before
one grain of sugar can be obtained.
There are 7,000 grains in a pound, and
as honey contains three-fourths of its
weight of dry sugar, each pound of
clover honey would represent the in
sertion of the proboscis into 2,500.000
clover heads.
Baby wa« sick, we gave her Caatoria,
When she was a Child, she cried for Castorla,
When she became Miss, she cluag to Caatoria,
Whast she had Children, she grave them Castorla,
*Poppsd by Hsntk
He (salesman)—Dear little band
(absent mindedly), I wonder if it will
wash?
She (con spirito)—No, sir, it won't—
nor it won't scrub, either—but if yoa
want it to play the piano, it's yours,
George.
The Kiffht Pises.
"So the miniiter gave you some ad
vise, did he, Lazyboy?"
"Yes he told me to 'go to the ant,'
etc."
."Did you do so?"
"Well—I went to the Snnday school
picnic."
Don't Want to Be, Bottled.
fncle George—Come, Harry, vou
should forsake your wild ways.
It
Where the Trouble Conies.
It is ail well enough to tell a man
when he is in trouble to look on the
bright side. The rub is to find the
brisrht side to look at.
of AJV*RTI8KR8,
TYPING.
MANU-
TACTURCKS and PRTNTKKS is called to our
superior facilities tor turning out FIRST
CLASS KLKCTROTYPING or STKKJKO-
We guarantee satisfactory and
prompt service in these lines.
/ini/FDTIQFDQ
desiring a larpe or small
nUV Lit I lULIlU number of Electrotypes
ot" ,t ..j.mtM-ment should get our prices be
fore piecing uieii otdei*. We make a specialty
ot Dksigninc and Engraving Advbktisb-
MSNTS
for ail classes of trade.
MANUFACTURERS "IT,™:
tvp- ogue Illustrations will
11 k erest to communicate with us.
PPiNTFQQ having long runs of press
1
It'll I
LIlU
work, which can be lessened
by duplicating forms, and thereby save the
wear of type, will make monev by having their
pages electrotyped or stereotyped We can
return forms in six hours after receipt at our
office, accompanied by plates of the same.
-OUR LINK
OK
NEWSPAPER-HEADING TYPE
Is the largest to be found in the West, and we
make a specialty of furnishing Headings for all
classes of publications. Specimen books, show
ing the largest assortment of Newspaper Head
ings ever exhibited, will be sent to Printers and
Publishers upon application.
SIOUX CITY NEWSPAPER WHOR,
211
mil stiiit.sioux city.
lew*.
I gCHCSRY
\B.TTtRS
HCLft VE.S all Stomach Distress.
REMOVES Nausea, of
CongestionSense
Pain.
REVIVES Failino ENERGY.
RESTORES Normal
Warms
to
To*CfrculatkMk
Tira.
M. MAITEB MEDICINE CO.. St. Loafs. M*.
OATADDU
A
ralgia ren.ived almost iiistautiy lv new nieth
od, N» uauaeouH di Our* package will cure
tho mutt) is"
Agents wauttd, Kit ht*r & Co., S:ou* i itv. ia
F4
4|
if 1
Flower"
For two years I suffered terribfp
with stomach trouble, and was rar
all that time under treatment by a
physician. He finally, after trying
everything, said stomach was about
worn out, and that I would have to
cease eating solid food for a time at
least. I was so weak that I could
not work. Finally on the rec a*
mendation of a friend who had u 4
your preparation
A Worn-out with beneficial re
sults, I procured
8tomaoh« bottle of August
Flower, and com­
menced using it, It seemed to do
me good at onqe. I gained ilk
strength and flesh rapidly my ap
petite became good, and I suffered
no bad effects from what I ate.
feel now like a new njan, and coi^,
sider that August Flower has eti*
tirely cured me of Dyspepsia in its
worst form. James E. Dkderick,
Saugerties, New York.
W. B. Utsey, St. George's, S.
writes: I have used your August
Flower for Dyspepsia and find it aa
excellent remedy.
GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 187a
\V7baker & ro.'s
Breakfast Coeofc
from which tbe excess of ell
i'mg has been removed,
absolutely pur* as4
it Is soluble.
No Chemicals
sre used in its preparation.
has
II
is
time you were settled.
Harry—And be like a bill after it is
settled—laid away and never thought
of again! No, thanks.
It
more than thru timet
(As
itrrngtk
of Cocoa mixed wltfc
fitarch, Arrowroot or Sugar,
i and ia therefore far more eco
1 nomical,
coitfng leu than
oris
Went a cup.
It is delicious, nour.
easily
i»h:ng, •lengthening,
SuoiSTrD, arid admirably adapted for Invalids
as well a* fr persons in fceallh.
Sold by Oroeers everywhere.
W. BAKEF. ft CO., Dorch?Tt?r. Han
EttlS' 98 LYE
I Powdered and rerfuraed.
tATKNTKl
The
ttrongest
and
purest
made. Will make the
p«NLjb
belt
I-jned.Hard 8oap in 20mlnnteg
without boiling.
XIV 15 3IIIVTJTES.
I suffered severely with face
ralgia, but in 15 minutes after appli
cation of St.Jacobs Oil was asleep
have not been troubled with it since,
e 1882. F. B. ADAMS, Perry, Mow
"ALL RIGHT! ST. JACOBS OIL DID IT.
Beat Cough Medicine. Recommended by Physician
urea where all elae fails. Pleasant and agreeable to th
taste. Children take it without objection. By drutrgxat
Xt lea tll«
Best for softening wait*,
cleansing waste-pipes. UUinfetfc.
sinks. closets, washing
UjW
ties, paints, trees, e'c.
PENNA SALT HT6
(ir-n rhila Ta,
CO.
CHICAGO
Medical & Surgical insiituUL
S
5 -.• ai.uti at-* &
r.<p></p>ITm
HwiMfc-are.
ru Sv 1 KEATMtNT O
f'HtgO,
OF WOMEN
ill.III
Chronic and Surgical Diseases
A N E O I I E S
PImL
ABaguiar Faculty of Seventeen Specialists,
Claw, Surgeons, 1 nasned Assistants and Nurses.
ii'!rendneot
1'"*:
"v:••••"•*«» Remedlee f»
e«'»*f»f I ofcvcn fiiriii •flllwou
patriae MKIM( VI.or srBfcK il, TEEATMf S'f
250 ROOMS Kiwaotly Famiklitd FOR PATIENTS
a!,• I .utenl,n, Ii**t Jrwmwldlfo## i» tksW**,
||rH lilTi: J'OR Fit EM HOOK «n Orfai-Mltlse
Jru..e«. '"»»/.«•, Cnrv.ture. «f
I I uEar, ParftlTiU
i"~j
DISEASES
«s
Di.v-as*?s of
ViRinnm
A
Women It
CNlKVOUSOrilLITYsndsn disease#
VHinUUUbLt resulting from abuses of youth
inrt maiihoud. Positively aud PeraaseBtlv
Cai-Pd. It 0,1 raniint WHITE U» ffi
FJKEK HOOK, sad question list.
413 Fifth
street
Sioui City, Uwi
We will send THE WEEKLY WISCONSIN
and NEWSPAPER LIBRARY
Three Months
To any address iu the U. 8. or Cauada
FOR 25 CTS.
T'• Newspaper I.ibri ry give* each
mouth a complete novel, by the best au
thors. AdUrisi
CRAMER, A1KENS A CRAMER,
Milwaukee, Wi*.
WE SHIP
THRESHERS COAL
i nit the Northwest.
COAL RUN COAL CO.,
Streator, La Salle Co., Til.
WtllTrn
FOLKS REDUCED
KG
V I)
Ojr«tfea» Mo., writ
w#igiu poaiiHf,
Fur iwitinwui. wttkl
^rsdueiioa.of Ha ii.s." Forttr
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MJfcN TO 1UAVK&. We
WMHtC.ll 1 to si OO s luom
8TOM A \V
l'ositive cure.
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CLong
hose.'
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th *nd
S&adiMMH, Wife.
KJ-L1N tiTON.
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eu£.
out, tiena tor lists
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