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It CI NEEDLE AXD THREAD. "An old bachelor ?" said Honora May wood. "That's what he told nie, just in so many words," said Mrs. Pennypacker, who stood on the threshold of her lest room, with her head tied tip in a pocket handkerchief, and a hair larooni in her hand, wherewith she gesticulated, after a tragic fashion, as she talked, while Miss M:ywood, tall and slender as a wild lily, stood in the hall, with a roll of music under her fJia, and her slight figure wrapped in a shabby shawl. "And he's willing to pay me cash price every Sunday. Xever attempted to beat me down a penny, if you'll believe it, my dear. " "Why should he?" said Honora. "Most jeople do, my dear," said Mrs. Pennypacker. "A wrinkled old widow like me, who has her living to earn, is mostly fair game for" every body. Hut he never objected to my terms. A real gentleman, my dear every inch of him. But he's a little particular I'm afraid." "I suppose most old bachelors are," said Miss Mayvood, smiling. "Yes, my dear yes," nodded Mrs. Pennypacker. "But this gentleman is beyond the average, I think." "And if he is ?" "Nothing," said Irs. Pennypacker, making a dab with her broom-handle at a stray moth miller which was fluttering blindly against the garnet damask win dow curtains; "nothing except that one don't know where to have him. H drinks only English breakfast tea, and he wants his pie crust made with the best Aldernev butter, instead of lard, as good enough for other people; and he must have ventilators to all his windows, and an open grate instead of the base bum ing stove, and I hope you'll not be of fended, my dear but he particuLirly dislikes a piano." 'Dislikes a piano?" said the little music teacher, reddening hi spite of her tself. "And he says, says he: 'I hope Mrs. Pennypacker, that there is no piano in the house. A piano,' says he, 'plays the deuce with my nervous system, with its everlasting turn, turn !' These were his words, my dear. So I courtesies, and says I: 'You'll not be troubled with one here, sir.' And so, my dear, I"ll be grateful if you won't mind doing your praetiein' until he's out for LLs daily walk from one to three, just as regular as the clock." Miss Maywood looked piteously up into the landlady's face "I will do anything to oblige you, Mrs. Pennypacker," she said earnestly. "I have not forgotten how much I am indebted to you lth in actual money and iu kindness, which money can never repay." And her soft blue eyes filled with tears as she spoke. "My dear, don't say a word," said Mrs. Pennypacker, hastily. "You've been sick and you've got a little behindhand, and its quite natural you should be low spirited now and then. But you musn' get discouraged. Things will look up after awhile. And you ore quite wel come to stay on here until you are al le to settle up your little account." Honora Maywood sighed as she thought how often her little advertisement had lieen inserted in the d;tily newspapers, without attracting the least notice from the world of patrons and pupils. There were so many "capable music teachers, willing to give lessons at moderate prices" nowadays and how was any one to know how s aivly she needed the money ? And as time crept on and no pupils came Honora began to ask herself SeZ'iollsly whether she should go out in some menial capacity or stay genteelly at home and starve. "Clothes, ma'am." Honora started from her reverie as the washerwoman's stumpy little girl banged herself, like a human battering ram, up against the door, with a preposterously arge basket on her arm. ""Yes." said Honora, coloring. "Put theiir4t!vn, Sally. But I I'm afraid it isn't ouiivement to pay your mother to-day." "Mother didn't sav nothin' 'bout the pay," said Sally, wiping lier forehead, with a whisk of her feet, siiiilkng herself nearly off her feet. "I was to leave the clothes, with her 'umble duty, and she 'oped they'd suit : but it was that damp on Monday and Tuesday as starch would not stick. And she '(.pes you'll excuse all mistakes, as they'll be done 1 letter next time." "I dare sny they are quite right," said Honora, with a little sigh, as she mar veled at this unexpected access of cour tesy on the part of her Milesian laun dress. But when Sally had stamped off down stairs, "her flapping slippers beating a sort of tattoo as she went, and Miss May wood took oil" the fringed towel that cov ered the basket of clothes, she gave a little start. "Shirts," said Hi mora, "and socks, and turn-over collars, No. If!, and great, big pocket handkerchiefs, like the sails of a ship, and white vests, and goixl niss me ! what docs it all mean? Mrs. Mtdvey has st i;t me some gentleman's wardrobe by mistake. I must send these back at once." But then Miss Maywood looked down at the articles in gruve consideration. "I never had a brotla r," mu-ed MNs Maywood ; "and I can't remember my father; but of this I am quite certain, if I had either one or the other, I should thank a girl to mend tin -ir dilapidated wardrobes, if they looked like this. And Mrs. M'.il .ey can't send b.-l'ore. night, a: id fortunately I have nothing to do, so 1 11 just mend this poor yoiuig fellow's clothes, whoever he may be. A half starved theological hfud-nt, perhaps, training for th PolyneM a.i Islands; or, rnrhaps, ji newspaper report' T, or a pah clerk under the dazzling skylights of some dry goods pala.v. At ail events, he's worse off than I am, for lv- can't mend his own clothes, and I can." And the smiles dimpl.-.l around non ora Maywood's littl bud of mouth w on as she sat down to darn tajes, and insert patches. "He'll never know who did it," said Honora to ht rself, "but I dare say he'll be thankful ; and if one can get a chance to do a little good iu this world, one ought not to gnuk'e one's time and trouble." And as Honora stitched away she mus -d sadly whether or not she ought to accept a position which had offered itself as assistant matron iu an orphan asylum, where the work would be almost unendurable, and the pay next to n 'thing, wnn no hutiUnys or holidays. ami a ladies committee, consistii starched old maids, to " Hit ' of thr. on her the nrst iral.-vy ot every month. "I almost think I'd rather starve," said Honora. " But, dear m.-! starving is a serious business, when one cone s to con sider it face to face." Sally Mulvey came ,tu.i j,ji;i,K .,, blowing like a human whale in about two hours. "M .!h-r says Hi.-'s sent the wrong basket," said she, breathli sslv. "I thought it very probable, Sally " said Miss Maywood. "And mother's compliments," added Sally, "anil she can't undertake your filings no longer, Miss Maywood, 'cause she does a cash business, and there ain't nothing been paid on your account since last June." Honora felt herself turning scarlet. "I am very sorry, Sally. Tell your mother I will settle my bill as soon as I possibly can." Sally flounced out of the room red and indignant, like an overcharged thunder cloud, and poor little Honora, dropping her head into her hands, burst into tears. " rretty girl, that very pretty," said Mr. Broderiek, the old bachelor, to his landlady. '1V you mean " "I mean the young lady boarder of yours that I see on the stairs now and then," said Mr. Broderiek. "Nice figure big, soft eyes, like a gazelle. lidn't some one tell me she was a music teacher ?" "That's her prof .-ssion," Mrs. Penny- packer. 'ut there am t many pnpns as wants tuition, and, poor little dear. she has but a hard time of it." "Huniphl" grunted Mr. Broderiek. "What fools women re to have a regular profession. If I had a daughter I'd bring her up a self-supporting institu tion." And Mr. Broderiek disappeared into his room, in the midst thereof stood a girl with flapping slippers, a portentous shawl and bonnet, which had originally been manufactured for a woman twice her size. "Who are you ?" demanded Mr. Brod eriek. "Tlease, sir, I'm Sally the washer woman's Sully !" was the response. "And what do you want here?'Vaid Mr. Broderiek. "Please, sir, I've come to bring your things," said Sally, chattering off her lesson like a parrot. "And, please, sir. her 'umble duty, and she 'opes they'll suit, it was that damp and muggv Mon day and Tuesday, as wouldn't stick; and she 'opes you'll excuse al! mistakes, as they shall be done better next time, sir please, sir." "Who mended 'am ?" demanded Mr. Broderiek, whose hawk eye had already caught sight of the dainty needlework upon his garments. "Nobody mended 'em," said Sally. "And mother says it's easy to see as the new gent is a bachelor, on account ot the s in his heels and toes, and strings oil i::s ilickovs. I can tell you who mended 'em," said Mrs. Pennypacker, "for I see her at it, the pritty Miss Maywood ! And says she, 'I don't know whose they are, Mrs. Feunypackcr ; but,' says she, 'they need mending, and a kiial action never conns miss.' No more it does, sir, Lord bless her !" "Humph !" said Mr. Broderiek. "She's rieht no more it dries. And she s a regular scientist at the needle, is Miss Maywood. Just look at that patch, Mrs. 1 eunypneker ! 'Euclid's geometry' eouiilnt oroUuee a straieiiter line or truer aiigi s. See the toe of that stock ing ! It's like a piece of Gobelin tapestry. That's the wav I like to see things done !" And Mr. Broderiek never rested until he had been formal! v introduced to Honora Maywood, and he thanked her with equal formality for the good ollice she had unwittinedv rendered hisu. It was a gold' n October evening that Honora cam down into the kitchen, where Mrs. IYi a iypacker w a s 1 inking pies for her eccentric boarder, with the crusts made of the best Aldernev butter instead of lard. "Oh. dear! oh, dear !" said Mrs. Pen nypacker, "what a thing it is to be an oid bachelor." "He won't be a bachelor much longer," said Koiiora, laughing and coloring as she laid her check on the good lady's cushii uiing shoulder. "What do you mean ?" said Mr. Pen nypacker. "He has asked me to marry him," said Honora, "after only two weeks acquaint ance. He says that a girl who can mend stockings as I do needs no other test. And he says h" loves me; and and "Well ?" "I almost think I love him !" whis pered Miss May wood. And so the problem of Honora's soli tary life w.is solved, ail through the magic influence ot "Nc di and Thread." Ti eil.Ii:! Colored Geunre. The Macon ((.a.) T- icrjrn ji tells the following story: "My neighbor Odiim was in the habit of leaving his large cot ton bask, is in the field at night. These baskets were at the end of the rows and near the public road. One night he left seven of tin se baskets in the field. Next morning two or three of them were miss ing. It had iai:n.d the night before, and it was m t diiiicult to follow the track of a one-horv wagon that had evidently carried away the baskets. Mr. Oihim, with a trusty negro, who was also inler csl' d in the cotton, pursued, following the free!; without diilieulty till it brought tin in to th" humble residence of George Washington, a color, d citizen, where they found cotton spread out upon the floor, and wi.t eviih ntly but recently placed t'n-re. The man and his vile de i:i. d thai it had I.e. 11 stolen; and said ir was their own cotton, and so far it .-.el.e d !."t possible to identify the cot ton. However, Ih.-y secured George and tie-n continued to follow the wagon to bevn ,d the house about half a mile in the wo. ds, and th- ei.o much r lie patiiot. lb tlein-n, T ::! Cottoil. I e my fault. ' had i.o be: i to be to..',, f toook ie t th lotind the wagon . This was too of the immortal , and said: '( ien-li- - I stole,! dat I it. It warn't b n.il'l- sail owia d 11, i't teil !.' .'! .-.:.. ".I,-. Oduin's fault, lie 's to pi,t dat cotton so i'are 1 can't tell no lie 'bout it. 'Hon, and the only thing d t t.'oub.ed me at in W.e : : wasn't big ( !lol baskets. IM took all bine was dat my :h to take aildein vi-n if ! had .! un horse wa-'-n. li 1 room e; Mr. ( ,1 , on.', fault.' A Siale I'lirciiasMig A'-teiit. Gov. Hall r, of MaKsncimsi tfs, finds f. nil whii the sysb m of auditing; piiwiic account.-., which Ik; insists is no clack noon public extravagance, and urges the pas--:ige of a law appointing a Stat- Pur chasing A'ent, who shall buy everything required by the State for all its institu-!io.-.-, and from whom all city and town institutions can obtain supplies at State 'liens. .'!; , an'chases ina.i- by him ot in. fi ,!;") a !l!e could be made by pib li i id, ,a.d by pay ing him a liberal sal ary, ail th- cumbersome and ( x nsive n.ni ho-t- of ; v- Mom I'd will b- avoided. Fi.toM i r:N::i to Jikatm. An old top, r was lock, ,1 in a polio-ceil at Dallas. Ti x. Tn the night he yelled for h- I p. declaring that a mrei,-y was in th-- room. A J" -lie -man i1- light he had th- delirium to nun,, and a. -sliced Mm lint he saw lioilnng. Af( r that he became more frantic, and in the morning was found d- ad. The monUr v as no delusion, I'.ow, ver. bu had got into tliec-H afier '.( ii g bom i--! own-r, an incarcerated or-i.ii grinder. A FEW STRAY JOKES. WHAT WK FIM) 1 TMK 111 WOKOt S A ISnil Hiiliit-Thc Bully's Ailvrnl me-A Wml ( It i-isf iiuiN Kv'., l-:ic. THE B.USY S AnVEXTX hE. The farmer and his wife came riding into town the other day in a big two horse wagon, and the woman carried in her arms a baby wrapped up in an old bed quilt. As there was a good deal more bed quilt than baby, the little one slipped out and tumbled unhurt into a soft place in the street, and the couple og-ed on serenely unconscious that anvthing was wrong until a bevy of small boys chased after them yelling: "Sav, mister, you have lost some thing." 'ion't look round," said the woman, nudging her husband. "It's tln ni city boys, and they alius act jest so." "S-a-v ! missis, be this yours !" shout ed the boys in chorus. "Hain't you dropped nothin'. Sue?" inquired the farmer, anxiously. "No, I haven't," answered his wile. "This ain't the fust of April, is it? It's just them city young uns up to their tricks." she continued, shifting the bed quilt a little; then she felt its emptiness. "Liord a massy w here's the baby gone to ?" They both looked back and then saw a crowd of boys swarming at the end of the wagon, and in their midst a happy, dusty baby, delighted with the situation. It didn't take them long to recover the youngster, and, wrapping it more se curely iu its patchwork, they jogged on again. Detroit Fn e '(. a unioroiKMm's mistake. The Fail Biver X irt tells this story : Within a few weeks a young man well known in this city, was married to the lady of his choice. He loved her dearly, and determined to pay the minister lib eraliv for the service that united two hearts that boat as one. When he put on his wedding clothes, he counted out one roll of bills for the minister and another to pay the expenses of the wed ding trip. After the ceremony he thanked the good elerevmau in fitting terms and handed him a roll of bills, but, alas, the wrong roll. The minister, on his return to his home, was surprised at the muniheenee of his fee, but, "for tunately, being an honest man," he hastened to the depot, and succeeded in arriving there before the train with the young couple 1-fi, exchanged the wed ding trip money for the intended fee, Tind received the thanks of a confused but grateful husband. THE I'.IXLETS. 'Shay, officer, what I want to know is where are the bullets ?" asked a well dressed young man in Union square, New York, not long since. "Ah, go on; goon," sail the police man. "No, shir; I will not go on. In fact, I moslit iespeeti'elly r.-fuse to go on until yo rep:V to my question. What beconv s oL the bullets? old iVl; that's what I want to know." "What iu thunder are yen talking about V" "That's not a respectful manner of treating a citizen, but I'll over ook it, old fe', this time. I want to know you slice every New Year's nighi" or moi'iiin' everybody blows a horn, rings a bell, or tires a pish pish lYwolvor. Now, what I want to know is, What be comes of the bullets? They go up in the air, don't they, and they must come down m sn't they ?" TEXAS KIFTINOS. Mils. TjANOtky is described tc be a well-built woman. The inference is that she has an alabaster neck, marble brow and an arch expression. When' you read in the newspapers that a politician is brilliant and erratic, it means that he can't let whisky alone. The great dome of the Capitol at Washington is being painted. The whitewashing is done underneath, on the first floor, by the committees appointed for that purpos-'. A New Yonic divorce lawyer's adver tisement r.-ads : "Hymenial incompati bilities, as a specialty, carefully adjusted, "fis slavery to detain the hand alter the heart hath fled." A sinic blanket for a New York poodle costs 10. There seems to be no store in New York where the owner of the poodle can buy a few ounces of brains for his own private use. Great things are expected from the uewly elected officials till over th? eoun trv, but the general experience of the people is similar to that of the lady who paid If a doz-n for Cochin China eggs, but when she came to look into the nest, she discovered that they had hatched out Muscovy ducks. A sick man was advised to go to a doctor for adice. The doctor happened to be ti very thin, spare man, so when the invalid saw him, he refused to take anv advice from him, remarking : "Why vou look to be a confounded sight worse than I am." A TI!K 1'olt THE ST A OK ST1U0K. "Have you ever any odd applications forpiaee- iu your company Mr. Backus?" asked the reporter of the famous come dian, now turning gray, but still humor ous as ever. "T have," he replied. "Will you describe it ?" "An aristocratic lady in a coach drawn by l-J oded l.or cs drove i.ji in front of my theatre one day. She lived in Fifth avenue, and. was very wealthy. She in quired for my ofiice, and iheli went up to it. I said '( iooil day, madame.' She said, 'Good-day, Mr. Backus, .( vecome to see you about my son, our only child. Wo don't know what to do with him. lb- gets drunk, comes limine and kicks in the doors, lights roosters pits ami tosee puuiii-fs light, gets his f -tier's name. ', g( es to : al Now he fi n -don't caie gll'SS we'll wli-d becomes i f him, i have mm to join our company. "Well, ma-'ani,-, ' said Mr. P.ackus. " wouni advise you to take him to Harry 'lid's, to race courses, to the M.'d'sor Square Gard'-n, to Saratoga and iio.-b-n. Show him the Bunker Hli': Motuum id. Take him to the top of the monument. "Well. Mr. I ! ickus, and w hat shall 1 do with him then V" "Throw him off." A. '. .Innni'il. a n ao ii vni r. The ';-. ii'1 S, 'HI! call I abif some bold bad men have ot out l et -.veen net: at the theatre t spol where they iMii" . seel II. ed I,,, ali aie to commune v. ii h nature eat a el ive, r-ceived a set back in :1m J )-s Moines, loua, the other -veiling. A gentleman .siding in the city went to the. lav in the evening and took with hii i his little Ii v a '-ouple ' -I ach r-old boy. Met ween man left his litll j bov on t he seat ah lie and w ent out to "seen man" just a n olnenf. When he cam- iu he was surprised, as were those who sal near him, to h ask : "Where you be; a drink ?" The f dla r face turned red and he gou- out. The lit I . probably, of m -u go air th, nltl" l.ov I n, pa, out to .;, I sat i ow n ja'il hi - j w as s, h i y he had boy h ;,l fie 'I'd, j nig ait o Iweou ! a-ts for a drink and he play full; te.k, liis fat her if he had I out toget adl ink. The man was, probably, one of these jolly, good nature.! fellows, who occa sionally take something just for socia bility's sake, and thinking he could meet some of his friends out at the bar and enjoy- a social drink with them, he took his usual trip iu that direction. But the little five-year old had caught on, and the boy, whose f.-.ther would not have grow up a drunkard, or even knowing that his father ever drank a drop for ail the world, had tumbled to the fact that generally when men go out between acts it is to get a drink. Fathers little think how in many way s they can set a had ex ample before their little ones, who will early learn what it is to go out between ties with the boys. Vc.-'.s- Sun. .TOIIX HEATIK OTE's SAD CflKISTMAS EVE. "Mamie is dying." These were the words that the telegraph-key clicked out upon the silence that had fallen upon the station of which John Heathcote was in charge. It was Christmas eve, and for nearly four hours the man had sat there, the only occu pant of the little room in which his busi ness as telegraph operator and depot master was transacted. He had listened in ti mechanical sort of way to the mes sages that were flashing over the wires orders concerning the movements of trains, brief commercial messages, tail ing in terse language the state of the markets in all parts of the world, Christ mas greetings from friends and relatives who sought to make separation less pain ful by an interchange of kindly words and sentiments and iu the midst of them all came those three words to his cilice three little words that meant sor row and desolate hearts iu some house hold on the morrow, that day when peace, and joy, and good-will should reign everywhere supreme. And so, as John Heathcote placed the message in in envelope and sent it by his ollice-boy to ,-m address with which he was not familiar, there was, perhaps, the sus picion of a tear glistening in his honest eye, and mayhap the hand that penned the address trembled a little, for he had wife and children of his own, had John Heathcote, and it came to him with awful force how cheerless his life would be were one of the little pairs of arms that each morning twined so lovingly around his neck to lie folded across a heart that was stilled forever, and the deep brown eyes to be closed in the dreamless sleep of death. And while he was still thinking there came again the nervous click of the instrument, and as he answered the call he felt instinctively that the message he was to receive would bring more bad news. And he was right. "Mamie is dead ; I home in will be the morning," were the words that came to him over the wires, and then the tears in honest John Hcathcotc's eyes were plain enough, and he was not ashamed that he had wept at the sorrows of peo ple all unknown to him. When the morning train from the West came thundering into the little town where John Heathcote lived, he was standing upon the platform. His hours of duty had ended some time be fore, but he could not bear to leave until he had seen the man whose name was signed to the dispatches of the previous night. A sleigh had come to the depot, and the driver had said incidentally that he was to meet Mr. Jones. When the train arrived, a weary-looking nam stepped from one of the ears, and the driver of the sleigh approached him. John Heathcote was standing within a few feet of them. "Good morning, 3Jr. Jones," said the dri v. -r. "Good morning, John." "So -Mamie is dead?" asked the man. "Yes," was the reply, iu low, agonized tones ; "and she would have beaten 2:e!() next season." John Heathcote went awav. The Cleve: 'dale 3iystery. The New York Il'iiir gives us the plot of the new political novel, "Clever dale,'' as follows : The romance hero of the story is George Aldeii, clerk in -the C'leverdale Bank; the political hero, or demon, is Hon. Darius Hamblin, Presi dent of th" bank and of a large woolen mill, member of the State Senate and aspirant to the Governorship. Ald-n loves Hand din's daughter. Belle, but the Senator intends to use the young lady as he has used his money, social posi tion and every thing else, for the further ance of his political schemes. Mr. Walter Mannis, a brilliant member of the Assembly and reputed rich, is de sired by the Senator as son-in-law, and as Mannis is quite willing to accept the position, the Senator gets rid of Al.kn by hiring a recent political servitor to falsify Aiden's accounts at the bank. The trick is not entirely to the Senator's taste, hardened politician though he is, for Al.len had distinguished himself by saving some lives during a disastrous fire at the mill, injuring himself terribly by the operation; but political schemes must be etlected though the heavens fall, so Aldeii disappears, an alleged defaulter. Even the young lady's affections cling to him, so Mannis, who is desperately in love with the girl and the lather's sup posed wealth, robs a grave and drossi s the body in tin old suit of Aiden's clothes. Tne body is found, the heart-broken girl consents to marry Mannis, but Aldeii, of course, returns in the nick of time to forbid the bans, the old father relents and all ends happily. 01 rich Farming. A Nevada paper says: A lot of twenty two ostrich, s passed through to Califor nia the other night. They constitute t he "plant" of an experiment about to be made in what is called "ostrich farm ing." but which, according to Pacific (Vast notions and the business itself, should he called ostrich ranching. We are of the opinion thai the ostrich will live ami multiply in many places in Soiith-ru California, Arizona, and New Mexico, but doubt the plolitableliess of ostrich ranching'. It is about like the business of be-eding camels. Camels, lo well ill Nevada, increasing about as rapidly as any other kind of stock, but no one appears to know w hat to do with Iheui. A lot tak-n from this section of the State io the desert regions lo t he southward for use iu packing and pros pectin;.';, proved of so little value Hint h'-v w ro turned loose to shift for tu in- selves, and are now breeding and run ning wild up toward the head-waters of the ( iila Uiver. It will probably be the same with the I ostriches. A Iter I he experiment of held- j ing' tin ni on a ranche has proved a l.-.it-Ute. some of flic birds will be allowed to shift for themselves and will thus stock lie-wilds of Arizona. A'ew Mexico, and oilier regions iu that direction. A I )isi'ovei:v. The startling discov erv has been made by M. Pasteur that th-saliva -of a person fasting is venom ous, as it contains parasites w Inch will inoculate. breaking' file fast deprives the saliva of its poisonous quality, as the parasit-s are then taken into the stom- j aeh with the food. The eminent biolo- j td.it. gives for the present only the fact, and maki s no attempt at explanation. Manures, anfl Their Application. Essav l,v Jowph T). Th,e, Esq.. real be fore the Farmers" Club, Rowley, Max., Decem ber, lssi Any substance that will furnish food for the promotion of plant growth may properly be called manure. The most available of these substances, to the average farmer, is stable manure, ashes, fish, and the various chemical fertilizers found in the market. Chemists tell us that the liquid ma nure from our stable is far more valua ble than the solid. If so, how to save it becomes an important .question with farmers. For some twenty years I have used dry muck for this purpose, believ ing it to be the best available absorbent I can get. The muck is thrown out dur ing the summer, and allowed to lie over winter exposed to the disintegrating action of frosts and heat. It is then dry, fine and very light and in the best possi ble condition to absorb the liquids and washings of the barnyard and out build ings. I have used muck because it is the most convenient absorbent to be had iu our section. If I had a sand pit near by I should certainly use that, as from some experiments I have tried I believe if to be better for our clay land than muck. While muck litis a very great capacity for absorbing liquids, it is a non-conductor of heat, greater even than sawdust, a small pile of muck, as it is thrown out, sometimes retaining the frost until June. J am satisfied that if the lining of my ice house was filled with muck, the ice in contact with the boarding would never melt. Sand, on the other hand, is a good conductor of heat. It warms up readily, and conse quently is more beneficial to our cold land. Seven years ago I plowed up a piece of low lying pasture and hauled a large quantity of sand from the tnp of a hill near by, and spread it upon the same. It was then leveled and bone dust at the rate of 800 pounds to the acre applied. Last season I cut the sixth crop of English hay from it, and although the quality had deteriorated somewhat, the crop was a' very good one. I have reason to think that the six crops of hay have well repaid the labor ex pended upon it. Quite a number of years since I hauled a large quantity of clay taken from the road-side, and applied it to a piece of light land. The increased productive ness of the land showed that it had re ceived considerable benefit, but hardly euough to pay for the labor of drawing so much heavy clay up hill, although the distance was small. Several years ago it was my good for tune to meet with a gentleman at the "New England Agricultural Society's Fair" who had a hobby, and that hobby was muck. He believed in it. lie worshiped it. Muck was the grand regenerator of the sterile soil of N. E. Farmers would no longer lie obliged to work all summer to get fodder to keep a stock of cattle through our long cold winters, for animal manure was no longer a nee.ssity. Under the benign iuilu ence of muck our barren hillsides would blossom as the rose. He had talked so long and ably that his voice had ac quired ati oily- smoothness suggestive of the unet-ious, slimy, slippery mass of muck as it is taken dripping from the ditch. He thought, or rather knew, that he could t all the value of muck by its coior, and that one kind of rotten wood made a more valuable manure than another kind of rotten woud. That muck from the deposits of a coniferous forest growth was less valuable than that from ti deciduous forest growth. In short, he talked sTglibly that ha half convinced me that he was right. I deter mined to experiment upon muck. The year before I had bought tw-thirds of tin acre of worn out field, land ; it yielded thirteen small cocks of hay. Upon this field I spread a good dressing of dry muck as tine as ashes. The next year I cut the same, quantity of hay, a large admixture of sorrel, and the third year the results were the same, or thirteen cocks of hay. It didn't pry! I then spread a dressing of ashes during the winter. The succeeding season the crop was doubled. That paid ! For twenty years I have used from thirty to one hundred loads of muck pel year. I use it solely as an absorbent, as I believe from experiments I have tried that it has little if any manurial value when used upon my land iu its natural condition. But it is a costly way to save the liquids ; a better way must be de vised. I think of building a cistern large enough to hold all the liquid manure we have, put a pump in it, and use a street sprinkler, and apply it to the growing crops of grass. I know of a pasture in a neighboring town that was literally covered with muck. The hind was hilly, with light sandy or gravelly soil. That land did not produce much but swill for several years, and now is no better pasture than that adjoining, upon -which no muck has been applied. Dr. Nichols tells us that muck con tains ninety per cent, water. That one ton of muck, wafer free, contains J'.blO lbs. of nitrogen. For convenience sake we will call it 50 lbs. Thus iu 10 tons of muck as taken from the ditch we get 50 lbs. of nitrogen or one-fourth of one per cent, a mere trace." A combination of nitrogen and hydrogen i irnis amm uiia, one of our most valuable plant foods. The extremely small quantity of nitrogen contained in the muck may account for the unfavorable result of my experiment. It is very generally admitted by chemists thai ou'V I'aiu carries v ith it to the earth some' portion of the nitrogen contained in atmospheric air, and as four fifths of the enormous envelope of air surrounding the earth consists of nitrogen, the quantity carried to the soil by rains in one season, may be larger than the nitrogen contained in till the muck we could have in a lifetime. Years ago I used to make a practice of throwing over manure. I thought 1 must do it hi order b raise satisfactory crops, and now, ll I sliouai nice an acie of land for one year, and had to find manure myself, J should certainly throw it over until it was completely pulverized, so that the grow ing- crop should get the whole, if possible, of the plant food con tained iu that laaiinre. But U' we own the land what is the use of spending so much labor ? The manure is in the land and we will get it sooner or later, lam not particular about getting my pay evei'v Saturday night. My 'plan for raising corn for several years has been to plow in my green ma nure, then apply a small quantity, say a quaiToc so of manure from the pig pen, era tablespoout'ul of phosphate to the hill. In this way I get very good crops. Last y ear my corn w here phosphate was applied was as g I as that manured from the lng pen, with this advantage: Where phosphate was used there were no weeds in the hills, and consequently nohaud hoe was used tit all. All the l.oeiug; was done with Hie hor-e hoe, and t he land w as remarkably el "an. ( hi the other hand where hog manure was used, there were some weeds that the hoc couldn't reach, and consequently, we had to use th" hand hoe. If we would save labor, we inu--t spread our aniiii.il manure, Ihoroiighly mix it with the soil, and then use phos phate in the hill, then the horse hoe will do the rest of the work. I believe in composting manure, but I would do it with horse-power, with the plow and harrow. Thoroughly work the land with the plow and harrow. Plow and harrow twice at least, three times will better mix the manure with the soil thoroughly and it will pay. We have enough inert mntt- r in our fields already, and I don't believe it will pay to haul much of it for any distance to mix with manure. Different kinds of soil require different methods of treatment. Because a cer tain course of management gives good results upon my land it doesn't follow that equally favorable results will be ob tained with the same treatment upon my neighbor's land. For quite a number of years I have used quantities of ground bone in laying down grass land. It works well on heavy clay land, but on sandy or light soil it will not give as good results. Chemical attraction is that power which forces the particles of bodies of different kinds to combine and form a new compound. This force is called af finity. From an experiment that I once tried, I am of the opinion that sandy loam, soil or muck has an nltinity for fertilizers of till descriptions. If you w ish to try the experiment, take a tight flour barrel, bore a hole in the bottom and put in a plug. Then lay some sticks and a layer of hay, now fill up the barrel with dry earth or dry muck. Make a hollow in the top ami pour in several pailfuis of liquid manure from the bam yard. Let it stand for a while, and then draw off the water. If the barrel has been prop erly arranged, the water drawn will 1 o found to be nearly pure, beeausa the loam hits a greater aiiinity for the fer tilizing elements held iu solution than tin; water itself. People tell us that hind will leach, that the rains will wash out the plant food contained in the soil. Perhaps they will after the land has been filled with manure, for there is a limit to its capacity for appropriating plant food; but we may rest assured that until then the hungry soil will stick like a poor cousin to the fertilizing elements held by- the water ill solution. I have used commercial fertilizers to some extent and with good success, for the crops grown with their aid have been satisfactory, but I think the prices charged put them too high. It seems to me that farmers should make these fertilizers or rather prepare them themselves. The best superphosphates sell for s;J 5 per ton. Dr. Nichols tells us that they can be made for one half this amount per ton. Bone charcoal can be bought by the quantity of sugar re liners for ;s'J0 to S23 per ton, oil of vitriol, or sulphuric acid, for S"5 per ton. To make a ton of superphosphate it will take about 1,500 pounds of bone charcoal, three or four carboys of sul phuric acid, and forty gallons of water. According to Dr. Nichols, this will make a high grade superphosphate, probably better than most of the phos phates to be had of agents, for ,45 per ton. The constituent elements that go to make up special fertilizers have a com mercial value and tire always to be found in the market, sis much as sugar or molasses. By clubbing together, farmers can buv them tit wholesale During our ew England win ters there is plenty of time for making these fertilizers, besides this offers mi additional inducement for farmers to study agricultural chemistry. I have used enough of commercial fertilizers to know something of their value, and am satisfied that if they could be procured at one-half or two-thirds their present juices, farmers could afford to use them freely, and greatly increase the profits from their farms. Woman Suffrage. On the subject of woman suffrage, Gov. Butler, cf Massachusetts, in his inaugural message says: "For myself I believe that that right is given them by the constitution of the United States. By the decision of t.ie courts I am over niled in my action on this subject, but not ir. my convictions. It ;.s an experi ment iu our government which has never been here practically tried, for al though women are allowed to vote for a fiugle class of municipal officers, yet there are so ma y restrictions and im pediments thrown around it, that no wo man with a proper spirit of self-r speet, ought to allow herself to pass through the ordeal to attain a useless privilege." lie suggests that eleinion day be made a holiday, and that local elections throughout the State be so arranged that till will fall on the same day as the general elect kn. (.hi the subject of naturalizatinn he advocates that every judge of a district or municipal court have the power to issue cert i tic dee of naturalization, and is in favor of con liiiing it even to them, for they as neigh bors are belter able to decide from knowledge whether the facts ate true in the application. It will relieve the dockets f the higher courts: and iu closing on the topic he adds that, till the systematic frauds in naturalization al leged and proved in a neighboring State were done in the superior courts of that State. A Physician's Story. Among the papers left behind him by a German physician who died a few weeks ago is one containing notes of cer tain conclusions he had arrived tit dur ing a professional experience of more ih an forty years. In one of these not.-s he expresses an opinion that at least a third of the illnesses of the patients who sought his advice were purely imaginary. He found it not only against his own in terest, but also against that of the self alleged sufferers, lo destroy the illusion by informing them that tin-re was really no cause for anxiety. Ill h; tilth wa.s to tin m a matt, r of almost vital import ance. To destroy (he pleading belief that they possessed this bh ssing was an absolute cruelty. In the few instances in which he broke to Hum the teiribk truth that they were quite well he found that the result was genuine illness. For the patients, all interest in life depart, d with I heir favorite occupation of nursing themselves, an,! their health became se riously infected by nervous depression, i le also found that, as a rule, weakly pi r so'is live longer than strong ones. With out going so far as tn say that the best I lives are those reeet,-,t i y tne insurance oluces. he thought nevertheless that per sons with a "screw loose" more often tit tain longevity than those iu whom no t race of ,iis, -a so call be deb cted. I'i.kntv w lot-:. Th" i.-e men of "Maine with iwehe inches of solid ice on the Kennebec, and the prospect of a harvest of 50 ,0(ii) tons from that rivi r alone, are very unhappy, for the reason there is likely to be a vast supply the count ry over, and along; the Hudson iu particular. I'm Ihermore there is an un usual quantity left over from last year's cult ing, and it will fake 'ainiethin" more t nit 1 1 w hisiling to I.e. p their courage up j to the point of expecting' good prices! and a quick demand. j l-.viaiv jn v ;t ,-:euta!e ,t punishment hn.s hf it suiiii- jn-tie. . Imt ,!.- Mim-iing hi.liihail js caiiji.-nsan ,1 1'V tile : al'Iic gnml. - Ta-itus. Early Marriages in England. Early marriages are nowhere so com mon as in the prosperous manufacturing districts. Boys and girls not out of their teens, but earning big wages and having their feeling of independence prema turely developed by the absence of home life, get united in wedlock at a time of life when, in the higher ranks of society, they have not left school nor begun to think of a calling. Saturday is a favorite day for getting married, because it is a short one, and the ceremony can be got through with a minimum of loss a thing certain to be considered by a thrifty op erative. The town is paraded for a few hours in cheap tawdry thiery of glaring colors, which can never serve any useful purpose again; perhaps one of the watering-places is visited if it be fine; and on Monday morning, by- the stroke of six, the newly-married couple may be found at their looms in defiance of till poetry and romance, and the wear and tear of life begins with them once more in earnest. Marriage makes no alteration in the position of the wife so far its mill-work is concerned; she puts in her ten hours a day now as she did before. Indeed, she has incomparably the worst of the bar gain, for, when the day's work is over, it is her privilege to light the fire at home, get the supper ready, and do the neces sary household work, while it is the pre rogative of the husband to use his leisure according to his own sweet will. Wnen the time comes for the baby to lie born, the mother-expectant withdraws from the mill for a few weeks, and when she is well enough to resume her place at the loom the baby is placed in the care of some old crone, who is past work herself and ekes out sufllcient to live on by tak ing charge of live or six of these luckless babies for the consideration of a shilling or two a week, according to the age. Good Worel-i. Most:s ScHAMnrno has been annoyed by burglars prowling about his residence. One day he went into a gun shop to btty a revolver. "What kind of a weapon do you want ?" "I should like one," said Moses, "mit accommodation for six burglars." One-Seventh. Iu 1810 Ireland held nearly one-third of the population of the Unit-d Kingdom. It now holds one-seventh. The Tall Syenmnre or the Wiiliash. The special correspondent of the Indianeipotix (fnd.) Jonrnat, embodied iu a recent communication the following from Hon. Daniel W. Yoorhees: I con sider St. Jacobs Oil a splendid remedy. I suffered from an affection of the back and kidueys, with some rheumatism in fact, it was rheumatism iff the back, f used St. Jacobs Oil, and found it very etiicaeious. It gave me instantaneous relief, and finally cured me completely. A caxat.boat has beoii named Mi's. Lang'try, and the difference between the boat and the lady is that mules draw one and the other diaws donkiys. Jloston Until fin. IIornzorATriY is making rapid strides in this country a fact which is due to a great extent to the practice, iu homoeo pathic households, of keeping books and medicine chests for ready reference in emergencies, as well as the more trtling maladies generally met with. Tin; at tending success is communicated to friends and neighbors, who, from similar experimenting, usually become staunch homoeopaths. The greatest variety of -these chests of medicines are put up by Messrs. Boericke and Tafel. For a de scriptive price list address Boericke .t Tafel at New York. Philadelphia, New Orleans, Baltimore or Chicago. Tar. perfection of conversation in ti"t tn piny a regular sonnta, but like the .T.olirn linrp, tu await inspiration of the passing hn- ze. burke. Hf Never was SirU. Sin,; Sin,;. N. V.. May 2b 1SS1. II. II. Waiinku .S: Co. : .s'i'jv I have never hail a ilav'B sickness since your Sale Kinney anil livt'r Cure relieved me of kidney ,li.-casc. John J. alrni'HY. It is iiainefnl fur a man to be a foreigner in his invn country, anil a stranger to licr affairs anil interests. Mimitiiis. Hood's Sarsaparilla is an extract of the best remedies of the vegetal ,1c kingdom known as Aid cativ.-s ami iilooil J ni-iuers. 0 HEAT minds, like Heaven, are V'-"'1'1- '" lining good, through the ungrateful subject ei their favors are barren in return. Tan proprietors of Mcka-akciu mean busi ness, when they guarantee it to enre Catarrh. Pleasant to use. See advertisement. Y"ii.soKVi-:it i.knds a greedy ear to a slander ous report is either himself of a radically bad disposition or a mere child in sense. Memuider. Ladies & children's hoots .t shoes cannot run over if Lyon's Patent Heel Stitfeners are used. Fkw persons have sulVu-ient wisdom to prefer censure, which is useful to them, to praise, w hich deceives them. La Itoehefoueanld. "Roroti on Eats." Clears out. rats, mice, flies, roaches, bed-bugs, yermiinSe. As cKUEMoNY is the invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance, so good-breeding is an expedient to make fools and wise men Cipials. Steele. Mother Swan's Wokm Svttrr. for feverisli ness, restlessness, worms. Tasteless. 2oc. He is truly greatthat is little in himself, and that maketh no account of any liight of hollers Thomas a-Kempis. (ti! Kl .tl.Vrls.l! ( rui:i . Onrl't'st iih.VHka.-in , :mr--e th.-it ,M'tir(l ;ip,)l:--t i"lti never ,-ur,' rliamn.itLMn. The be.-t oils rnift iiuiml-ai f tmiy all. vi. no la'. :ii:s. Uae.eiruiMll 's n i-.'M.aini-ti"ii.-il jatlicre.n. ee-eii : i : , r -ii imp.;.-, an,! ,i!so.-;i. !! I, laud. ll.,.:ii's S ei.e-iie, i- ta i-r. imt r, :n.-.!y, h.--e.iu.-.,- in pn: ii . .u l-; -i.l it e.'riVv-ts tie. aei.iilj in v-hieh tk'-innatistn it- i os 0 .--.t-l. !K! Al! ii VIM.f: C ASK OK A s;:A C'AI'TAIN I '.ipt. .M-trll.-ii, ,-i ii;, V ram- .("( -hi ',,t-Na-w ll Hint liavtiia Ira-.!,-, e ane a,,r.i in "lay, l-"-', t-iilii--!:. lu'lpler-s . it!l rh-lllnal ism. I't'w-Ii; la til!' mountain with !ns uiie, M -,.!,, i-c re jii.-- .'apt. Mileiu il mane r.f nf Houd's S-:i.ip- tail-i. rinhi Away ua.'n-i- li-.e in '.i?m'nc,l to improve '. -. - f Hood's S.iii.iipanila, ili-o.i'!.. n. I a I -.- a liioniil-' ;a-..-ip -ril'-i !e .li -ia-ail lain iiiin ai-i lea v - "1 a well mill was s-v'i: -i Lit -fr in Ills li--a tiMi was ,;ii:ii', .-tii'l he e!,.,l man. 11 is . it, v. rtl-s: ; SI..I l': !i,-il'i, i- ii-,.-. I,.-; Unee ! ,iaa ;.Ch--.l m-v. i. Imi t, inipntv, m-.,i. i 1 M. I.. M.r.-ii.'ll. a.H .-.I i-: AN -,'..: f.Yi WW 1 hill ,-pip!- v, I in Or.' ,' at ii,.. le: la, ;ai i a. I; ii.-M. .- a, I , -!;. X. V. S'S.iSiKNC! .'. pi-ie ita-a . i' I .11 '"' I -HI. .la old i liCOifS SAi;S'.i'.!.;i!l.! A. Sol.i l.y Oiw.i-.t-, ! : .-i. f. r . e ,'v !. I. j;Ol)t .V t il., A.-..tlii-,-aiii-s, Lowell, :.laa. To iillowViriii" Power to, -Wi slowly, iiiU'iaa-Mi-til.ly iiwav, is mailuess; eln'.'k it uitti that never i.nl illir rcliitaiv, Alton's ltrain Fund. $1 ; ii for 0. At ilni' trists and at Allen's I'lianiiaey, iilo First Ave., A. . MARKET X0TES. NEW YOli'v MAHKET. The Wholesale New fork market quotations (how : ltKANS Frime S3 'T0(a'$3.75; fair to good, 6.t'5ari?2.70 per bushel. r.ri'TKit New York sold tit Sii'iaSSc. for choice in ptiilp, and .'slf ;ioc. common to good. Western sold ut 41(al!e. and the common Western at lSfa-'Jlc. Chk.ksr Factory fancy, 13;tC.5 1 le; do. fair 10 good. lOfalle. E1103 Quotations ranger from 2Se. for or dinary, to ofc. lor New York, New Jersey and I'enusvlvunia. Fnorit-'tuperiine, i3.3DffTT3.75 : Western. H 45('5'7.4('; extra New York, -3.SiVe;-i'.(H. Hay Shipping, Ifclt&'tijc.t clover, 0J(i75j. salt, tiSc: straw. 50( T5e. Iters New York, tlOcWe; E-lsteru, NOtS into.; yearlings, MKnUUc. ; olds, fa'. 1'etiioI.KCM liel'uied, 7!Vl; crude, 7;V'i'. in hulk ; iu barrels. 8c; naphtha, ti-'ic. m shippiug order, and 11.' .;ui:J;,,1e. in eases. I'oitK New moss, lb.-afwi-iS.yO; dressed hog-., SljYn'S' .'c. WuE.vr-Spi 'uig No. 3, (ir'.V, ' ;'c : Mil waukee. No. . cl.'ili; amber, 1.32(a't,i0; white, ;i:iei.l t. liYK-Statc, WMirTlc. Wool Ohio, Pennsylvania and Virginia. xx. 45fo'ttie.; xx, 42('i."K'.; X, 42f,rt.lc; No. 1, 43o47e.; No. 'J. 3S(,cl,)e. ; common. :j3i:,K. ; New York and Western xx and x, ulWclo.'-ie. ; No. 1, l!(a-iac. PHILADELPHIA MAHKET. Fi.oru State familv, &!. 75. rye I'onr. .J:!.7.affear:i.y7,;J : wheat, Slate, $ (a) il.13; amber. 1.13; corn, yellow, Sle.; mi ed State, S ic. Pr.TKoi.ixM U' lincl, 7Yc; crude, li'.iV. W001, -State and W.-steru xx. 4i(i'-Y.ti.; x, 17(ltb'e.; medium. .allaVale.: eoarse, 45c. JiOSl'ON VAiJKET. Ft.orn Froni .?:i.r0i.r.?3.;.' for low and medium, to i I, ;,,, sii.eu for choice Minnesota. Corn, 15 MS,', lor mixed and yellow. lict i i ii - Common, 'J.'i ; 2Sc. Vermont d airy, '2.'.l :!:!,'. : choice, creamery, i'wdi I'-o. Cukksk - 13'M'l le. liKANS s3.tliirn's-3..'i0. Hay Choice, cITrti-sdS. CA'l'TI.I-i MAIUII-.TS. PlFFALO Cattle, good ,llllits', ili.M); hogs, fair to good, fli.-t t vr i-ii. -ttl.7H. East Liuektv, 1'enn. I''t call!, le:.'a; medium to good, ? I.5nva.,..riii io fair, ?3.(ilifi-l.25; lle-i-i. Yorker ' '.":.": Philadelphia-. t .ij-:i.l!H. f 5.S0 Si 55: best. , 5.7.'ffc common i, i;.K..-' Sheep. I o.'-'.Yn af -L50. VYa 1'i-ai town. Mass.-- 'altio, choice, 1 11.011; extra, .!.00('?'.UM, first iplill.tv, r7-5ila-i.ts.nl) ; second . 1 u,t iii v. C-i.O i,'i-7.tM. iierd piahty, .-J l.alt. sheep and iaiid's wool she. p. .--'J. ao .-, 1. r'.U; extra, f i I"1-"1 -:ii0": spring lainhs. 1 , ii jV. Wail calves, 7.'..e. 3 HOW TO 8ECI RF. HEALTH. It 1 itrawe any one will suffer from ilerangcmenti broushton bv Impure blood, when SC'oVIM.'S SAKSA PAKM.l.A AXnSTII.I.lXlilA.or liLOOD ANDI.IVEB SYKI P will restore health to the phyiical uraanizntion. It is a strenathenlm! syrup, pleasant to take, ami the I'.KST Bl.OOI) PTKIKIEK ever discovered, curim; Scrofula, Svr-.hllitlc disorders, Weakness of the Kidneys, Krysipla, M-aaria Xervous disorders, Debility, iilliou complainti and Diseases of the Hiood, Liver, Kidneys, Stomach Sklu. etc. Fon Srrci.M. Kates for advert Mu m this rarer, airly t'lthPiMibliidiorot the pm-r. ' THE GREAT GERMAN REMEDY FOR PAIN. 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Remember that stamina, vital ener fry, the life-principle, or whatever yon may choose to call the resistant powor which battles against the causes of disease and doath, in the frraiul KatVtruard of health. It is the prarrison of the hu man fortrrss, and when it waxs weals, the true policy is to throw iu reinforce ments. In other words, when such an emergency occii rs, commence a course of the Hitters, Tor sale hy iJru insists aiKl Dealers, to whom apply for our Almanac. CELEBRATED $200.00 XtEWAUD I Will be paid for the detection and con viction of any person selling or dealing iu any bogus, counterfeit or imitation Hop Bitteks, especially Bitters or preparations with the word Hop or itoi'S in their name, or connected there with, that is intended to mislead and cheat the public, or for any preparation put in any form pretending to be the same as Hop Bittkus. The genuine have clusters of Gkf.h.v Hots (notice this) printed on the white label, and are the purest and best medicine on earth, especially for Kidney, Liver mid Iver voiw Diseases. BowT.ro of all others, and of all pretended lonnulas or recipes of ITop BiTTEKS published in papers, or f.,r sale, as they are frauds and swin dles. Whoever deals in any but the jjeuidno will be prosecuted. HOV BiXTIiUS Mi'ei. Co., Rochester, N. Y. -1883.- MINSTREL SONGS. r.0cAovy? th'ist? polios which are the people's favorites. ords otrcu arrant nonsense, but t lit; melodies some of rhe swtvii'st and hest in the world. The Success of the Scroll, and is selling rapidly. A line, lartro vol ume, p.r-es full sheet inu.-ic sij !)1 Sonys, including "Old Fnlfcs at Home," ami nil ot It.sii r's best. "Old t'nele Ned," " Hosa Lee," ' Kentucky Home;" also " Lilly Dale." "Twinkling St:ir," and, in fact, a larro part of tho popular t;t voii'es of the last thirty years. $j plain; a.fn cloth. Ykky Easy Insthi'c iios Books, with very eutcr tuiuiUM" airs for practice, are, Winner's ii)i:.vr METHODS For Violin, For (inilar, For I'iimo, Price of For Cabinet Orjinn, For Cornet, For Accordeon, For I l.iBi'oli-t, each For Clarinet, For Fife. For ISanjo. For Flure. 73 cts. Siuii'le ip-sfriietions. and nearly UK) tunrwiueneh, Oocsoii's ISFlUvHl'TlO.N, Only c.lition with Gounod's orchestration. Balik-s ISilllF.UI.VN Itllil., SI. Only copy with Libretto and llusiness. SU'SIC Al, FA VOlt I TK. (Jnstout.i New Book el itoiiml Music. Fine select iou of 1'iano Pieces. 4 J. l'luin; 42.50, Cloth; $3, Gilt, OLIVER MTS0N & CO., Boston. ClinN. II. Ditson & Co., 813 Broadway, N. V. ;i Na nu'tler if Vtoihorr' 111, -.lies cnvipt- FOR CATARRH. H AV FEVER. AND INFLUE.N.ZA. l:i 11, M lr. Ii A -akkm is R.'ar-.-iht.-ed to cure Culiirrli. It is ii sol utile poiMl -f 1 n-'t a 1EV H AV FEVER null 1. l I i'jaf A CURE FOS ALL DISUSES " J., i?,,"; - e ',-'j PF Ti IE AtH PASSAGES. 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UilllT. lis l"eurl St., Jowlolk. p isr re your gHjOJir t -I tj A 5 it tt.o Mm.i StHjijgl -A-Me s U. I; KKSe.l I. v I a., .fete.. LiSilio M., C.iii:aco, 111. Cdii'li Aiiiiu-.. 1 1 .... ranitttii u- t (ji-oet-o, Given Aw.it with C! K' tsr.t - l or Ti( A.I.V K. f. Tw si. N.a wlrtl.i't tea flic new voliiine (iiineiccn iif J e ii o t: k s -f ' s liaa s-iaiA iaai hivnn.v M au.m-.im; for U-Slt is (la'tiestuntl ttie el-capcst Fainiiy MaLai.atieii-.l ii.-hetl. print, il nit tha linest tinletl 1 up r. Me.se sM,, ia, lies. Tlie ila-ee lilliatieii li.ra n tuiy of i!iini la wejolt 1 t. patllliis mill ciuil.lin ''111 1 ai es ol ,.a:;e, e!o:ir )oa:t. New Niiw-V'tos, Mori.-s, Itjo-.a.-.pi.ies. I'.M-lt-v. Tr:ivt Is, ntal vtiual.ie ita't uaaat i, -n el l he I'.iv unci for the tioiiseliol.l. In ilerit.tu! tiy i-vciy l';i mile, i : I I! las! rations, tl Photo IM.-it.- tin.! -I O'l 1 i, tares. W.-IMNMNliS 1 1 1 : Mi ' I ; I 'it hli -In r. !,' I.a-t lllh Slle.t. New e'U. Mte-!e copi, Tu.uily Cetus; yearly MilH'titioi!. To iielltus. (Ji't? a week ia yon r ow n tow n. T, nu . ;a.,l - , eia at l.'Ju free. A.l.liess II. II xi.i.kit t Co., I'ei tlaii.l. Ma. I-- --.-a .lei wrw-'a-r"1 ?--l r 5- ,-"3 o v K ; i- m r . ,-1 1 1 l1.. 1 i i s ' A li L J r , io i e,i- m I'.', I'l v (.. , 1, i.fc;!' i. ttiiilii-'tl I- r::,.t'l''b. ,,e, - .. hi..! it .: lie u i:. t; i.'.t i.v i j ; leat.aui,,'' i'l :ai:l,ut. i, i.e-re-e. A-. ;,l;i,' t lii-.i.-n lWOMAN CANI HEALTH OF WOMAlA SYMPATHIZE WITHES THE HOPE OfJ WOMAN. VFHE RACEtv.) LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S 1 Ml VS5ETAEL"3 COMPCUITD. A Sure Core for all FEMALE VEAK Nr.KSi:S, Inclnctlpv I,eucorrlia-a, Ir rcktiJar and Taiiifiil Menstruation, Ic'lamination and Ulceration of tlio Womb, Flooding, PKO-TjATSI-'H CTEHI, &C. tipnex'ant to the taste, ctlicoclons and ImmeflUt Cn iu effect, it Is a irrcat help In pregnancy-, and re lieves rain during tabor and at regular periods. ritvsiLu.vs i se it A5i rntstitiiiE it fbeelt. tyFoa AixWBAKJress-ES of the freneratlve organ of either sex, ii is second to no remedy that has ever been before tlio public ; and for all diseases of tha KmraTS it is the Greatest Ecmedy n the World. 3riUrSE: COMVX.TS1H of Eltber Sex Find ;reat Uelief la Ita Use. p' ,oc nt ilic i T,m3 timti will'iflre tno anil -trei.Ktn tu ho system. As nuivcJotisinresulUi an the Compound. C7-Both tl.e O.Tnnotmd anil Elood Pnrlflf r are pr pared at eM and 2:3 Western Avenue, Lynn, Kcss. I'l-iee of either, ; . Six bottle, for t Hie Compound is sent by mail in the form of pills, or of lozcmr?. " receipt of price, C-l lr box for either. Mra. i-taliham reely answei-s aU letters of Inquiry. Enei03u3ceuf staiap. Send Cor pamphlet. Mixtion thi itopcr. p-rT,TT.Ti Pt T'r.nPAM's I.Ta.-B Prr.T.S euro Conflttptw ti'n, LaiuJiaa-.Bet.,lXorl.ida.v U.O Uv.j. Si ctM. jvysnld by rJI Hint p-irts.-S; (?.) t .. - '-'i .-.3 ; ."i-:' -.a -.' 4 I? M Tf -;?r.'Jf!KST CUSE for it 4'erTio thct v.;u a.-o ft v. Tilillf JlO'l' i S iir-'T-r;,:! hh i: . i: -f . . 'S-WO liT at on?. 1 J It has bt? 9 bt-Tj ro'i.'i on K.ot important It l tlirowci' torp-di' V and iw- r'juoii. etiniUiRiinrrVii'j't'C'iVh sscrotion of the ffi Uoi3, c-iVc linff i:a vr-.'r custl. a-.u. UT9 taioTis, c7sc:e, or Kidney- ( ln tV.o f;r:;::Vf el '.Hr.ji tlie Vyr.tu, very t I '-v ior v w.liiv.ta peculiar to ' 5. btiiM-iim yofiv v EnrliP.3 pain a id f f .;' f r,r-:;1 JUZI'i.r'-'WOJ.V ia unui passed, $ r-v.-:.!- box. i;!.y'i.;-i'-:.i';-:';";- ST Z W v --- a 0t i r?.:uc tir::o r.l KIj371,Y3, "i vi or r-c-a::-.ai it J a ctr:-iau.ej cot. DYES. Wj,'bP C3st Cy:s V3r Mads. TH2 If n-FOTl PIXK, TVOOL, CI! COTTOX.-hft DRESSES, COATS, SCAHF8, HOODS, YARN, STOCKIMCS, CARPET RACS, RIBBONS, FEATHERS, or any fabrio or fancy article easily and periectly colored to any shade. Biiuk. Brown. -recn, lllue. fcarlet, Cardinal lied. nvy Blue, inl IJrown, Olive :reen. Terra Cotln end SO other best colors. Warranted Past and Durable. Each package will color.one to four lbs. of poods. If you have revcr used Byes try theso once. You v.'ill be deliRated. Sold by clrugsists.or send us 10 cents and any color wanted sent post-paid. 2 1 colored samples and a set of fancy cards scut for a 3c. stamp. M ELI.S, IMC I! ABHMtN A CO.. Uurllnclon.TU GOLD End SHSeTPAINT- Dronze Paint. Artists' Black. For fl'Mmfr Fancy Baskets, Tranies, Lamps. Chaudclici-s, and for all kinds of ornamental work, Eualtoanyof tlio hiph priced kinds and only lOots. a packafe.at the driifre:ist.-.,or post-paid from wi'Li.s, i-:iciiajuis( a to., i;uriiiietB,vt. lilll'll POWER! 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