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JOB PRINTING, rm PRE J. H. BTINE & CO. .. . .Publishers Zverj description of TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. On Yaar "... .I MtKjUit Tare. Months - ( Pajrablt in adToncc) TERMS OF ADVERTISIKO. Jon Printing Dens ra Sort Mice. .. as .. la Legal Blanks, ""JmcinefW Cards, Letter Heads, Bill Iseda, Circulars, Posters, Etc. Kierotad in food atrlt and at Invert Irclnt prices. On tuna's, flrt Inwrtion W 00 akl-ioiiai lneeruoo....... . . w r f LOCAL.) Lxl JTAIcm, per Hoe . IS eeott VOL. I. LEBANON, OREGON, FRIDAY, JULY 22, 1887. NO. 20. Kef ul aavaruaemania mwrm upon nnenu icmi. E LEBANON EX SOCIETY NOTICES. LEBAXCT LOPGE. !TO. ". A F. A. M : MmU at Uitr new bail la siuoult Bloc, c a Saturday avenue, on or Mton toe lull moon. j J WASSOJT, W. M. A SOT tODGF, XO. 47. I. O. O. Moll Sat unWwrauina of ea -Jt wek. at O.M Fell.-'i HnlL Malnttreet; Tiattlns arettueii cordially. Invltett to HOXOR LOPGK SO. S, A. O. f. W. L-banoo, j. 8. COURTNEY, M. D.t PHYSICIAN AIMD SURGEON, LEBANON OREGOX. tf Ota In Dr. Powell' Rea'deaca. F. M. MILLER, ATTORNEY AT LAW Notary Public and General Insurance Agt. 5 UCBASOX. OBEOOK. Collection, and other business promptly attended to. OSlca on Main street. DR. A. H. PETERSON, SURGICAL DENTIST, Filling and Extracting Teeth a Specialty. . LEBA.KOS. OBEOOH. Office tn resMenoe, on V,in street, next door north U C. M nta-ue's naw reaideuee. A I wort warranted. C. H. HARMON, BARBER & HAIRDRESSER, UEBAiroX. OBEOOJT. harla. Hair CatUnt. and Sbampoolsj In the latest aad BEST STYLES. "Patronage rrspectfally eoUoned. St. Charles Hotel, LEBANON. Oregon. ST. W. Corner IfVn and Bbmta Streets, two Kastot II Drpo. J. NIXON, - Proprietor. Table Supplied with the Best the Market Affords. ample Kooma and the Brat Acroasnodationa for Commercial men. -GENERAL STAGE OFFICE.- J.O.ROLAND, Iewaam, Ortpa, XAtrrAcrcan aso caaxza nr i . Harness, -oauaies, imaies, Whips, Spurs, 1 1 n. jji tiiji V...AXD au.... 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MAXrrACTCRIBS or THE MITCHELL FARM AND SPRING WAGONS. THE MITCHELL WAGON. Lot?. Header and Trucks; Dump, Hand and Road Carta; Open and Top Buggies, Phaetons, Carriages, Buckboards, and HARNESS. General Agents for Canton Clipper Flows. Harrows. Cultivators. Road Scrapers, Gale Chilled Plows. Ideal Feed Mills and Wind Mills, Knowl ton Hay Rakes, Horse Po era, tVoid Saws. Feed Cuttera, eto. We .carry the largest and beet assorted stock of Vehicles on the Northwest Coast. All our work is built especially Tor this trade and fully warranted. Send for new 1887 catalogue. Mitchell & Lewis Co., Limited, 188, 190, 192 and 194 Front Street, Portland, Oregon. Oar goods ar sold by F. II. ROSCOE & CO., Hardware Dealers, Lebanon, Or. G-. E. HARDY, atchmaker . and .". Jeweler. ....DEALF.E IX.. f atctes, Clods, Jewelry, Sifter AOKXT ROCK O O O O O O O Quick-Train unequalled B.epairing in a Specialty, ann. -X . Coast Bar JUaval Ob ii wmtorr;b . In IT a a a a a o Laipomottf ioinera Con ixirvx lei a x ir si . f r . v i .v ?'av ALSO AOSVT I. F. & H. A Singer Sewing Machines & Machine Supples. LEBANON OREGON. Done at Short Notice. In stock WIRE 33Ji:X. IS. Optical Goods. ASSORTMENT 0.. ROYAL ALLOY THIMBLES, LADIES' Cuff and Collar SETS. Chains, Pins. Etc. Drowwvuie, Or Branch: Portland, Or Plated Ware and Optical Goofls. FOR. FORD o o o o o o o WATCHES EXACTING -rrT, Guaranteed u THKi ill DTlDflDamll cdueavktow-nji exciuivj o o o o o o o Jwfler). wlcb rO TBI... THE SONG THE SlffENS SANO. In sea cares diirk nnd rorlis whom hides The restlesn wind that haunts the tea. Where murmuring wares and moaning tide Chant their unceasltip mrlorty: In meadows bright with fadeless spring. Where dead men's bones the Htrht detllaa, What were the sonK thry used to sing The utrons of this sunny islof Soft Hreathed snt fendor, swct mud low. Across the waters dark and wild. The wanderer heard their numbers Bow, And all his soul their charm bCfruUed; Swift through the breakers' snowy foam He drove his bark with panting breath, Fonrrttinn wife and child and home, V hile sirens sang him to his death. We know their sonps thryhad but one Odysseus beard th fateful thing; And madness seized Laertes' son. Who heard "The Flower, that Bloom la Spring:" And still unchanged In air or word. The sirens sintr. with tireless breath. The same old song I'lrsses beard. And with it still sing men to death. Sobfrl J. BuriUttt, in Bvoilf EoU. PNEUMATIC GUNS. Aji En grll ah Journal cm the Great American Invention. ft Admits That America Tlas Again Revolu tionized the Krlenr. of War KtTrx-t of Giant Dynamite Shells 1'pou Inrlnrllile Ironclads. Tlie problem of flritig or, rather, pro pellinjr slu-lU fill.-il withbirhexlosires mar be !aiJ to have len sati-faotorilv olretl by the AnK-tit-au. Tentative exj)erim(nt4 !n that direction hare been carried on for the lar"t two years with powder guns by oilieers of tiie Uniteti States anvy. Eatly in 185 trials were made witii dj uamite'sheils at Port Lo bos, Cti., under the supervision of Gen eral Kelton. a-dted by Lieuteti.iut Quinan, cf the Fourth L'nltetl Statef Artillery. The piece of ordnance ued arns a eoudfiitned three-inch ritlwl wrought-lrn gun. iir. ljuiuaniu per n loadi-d the she!!, each shell an donated threv-ii:ch ritle projectile jeing' charfT'-d with c-fen ounces ol lynamiJe. The first projecting chnrjre a quarter-pound ofrdiary powder is nsi-d in the L'ntttnl States artillery, itibieijiieiit y iiu-renr.-d to half a ound ind one iti:d- In the first and si-t-nd dis-harjre. the shells did ju.t what expwted f them: they dhl not tx pule until they stiiuk the tar t. rvM-k one hniidr.'d yards from the jrtm. When the thiid chalre wr tirel, how ever, Ihe explosion of the charge, the burtin of tlie ri'icll and the shatieritt? i )l the g'.sn. appeaieil to be simultane ous the piece tf ordnance l-einp trn .nto fragincnts. This may In? said t have lx-en just what was xp etcd jtnd intended, the I'M.-et leiiis 'o deinoit- l rate how far a s-lull !o:nkd with n j high explosive may be fired from onli-1 tarygiinsif the propelling eh.irye is aropcrly regtilatHl. Suberuentlr, tti:ils were made e- the Ptomae, near Washington, by the United St.it. !nrnaiTitte Projectile Com pany with Snider dynamite pnjcctile.s. i c. : : 1. 1 1 . . ' ( oiu Mvinru Mieii", earn nig cieien- pound biirtitig charges of uitro-gida-ine, were firel against a Ktie of rock ne thousand yan'.s distant. Tlie ex-ierim-n:s wore regnnied as a ucee n every re?pect, and as n conclusive aroof of the destructive power of cix nch shells, the latter exploding on striking the target, and doing good execution on the rtx k. l?nt 90 far, all sttempts to throw larger charges of high explopives out of powder gun jave failed. At least four gun have leen urst at Sandy Pook; one recently, laving failed in the attempt to throw tncfiinphorated explosive gelatine, the rery much less sensitive camphorated ix'plosive gelatine was resorted to. This Is also less powerful than the un erophornted, aud requires very strong titial detonation by fulminate of tner ury and dj-namite -or gun-cotton to tttain its fullest development of trength. In no ease have the requisite ietonatora of fulminate of mercury een thrown, as these are very sensi ive to explosion, by the shock which hey receive in the powder gun. All lie experiments made were instructive, iut they were also destructive of the ;uns. The problem of propelling shells illed with high explosives, with safety o the guns and to those discharging hern, was not sat sfactorily settled intil Lientenaut Zalliski, of the Fifth Cnited States Artili -rr, brought for vard his pneumatic run, on the Inven Jon and itnprovemen. of which he had jeen engaged for some time. This gun s in reality a tube sixty feet ong, made of half-inch iron lined with ine-stxtecnth of an inch of brass, and iavinsr a bore of eight inches. The jarrel is supported and stilYened by p ,ight but strong iron frame, at the cen- ! :erof which ii a pivot, nlioiit which -he iiu may be revolved, the breech I nd being provided with wheels, which run upon a circular t.'.ick. The gun is levatHl and depressed by means of a j piston, the cylinder of which receive cir from eight reservoirs each of -hich is twent- feet long, twelve inches outside diameter, and made of iron half ui inch thick placed upon the framo beneath the barrel, tho air teing supplied by a compressor. This piston presses upon the gun just for ward of the trunnions to elevate the barrel. Upon the air being allowed V escape slowly, the barrel is lowered by gravity. To the pistons of two cyliii Icrs placed at tho pivot, arc secured he ends of wire ropes, ouo of which is tecurcd to the rear part of the frump, die other to the posite bide. The gnn may be rapiuly turned in either direction by admitting air to eithero the cylinders. An ami at the center of one of tho trunnions, throughi. which the compressed air passes to the gun. operates an auxiliary ralve, which in turn moves tho main valve, opening the passr.ge to an air-chamber behind tlie projectile. From tho instant of opening the valve, the full pressure of the air in the reservoirs is exerted upon the projectile until it reaches tho mnz zle, when the valves are automatically closed. The eight reservoirs contain enough air at one thousand pounds pressure to discharge the gun six tiroes; but as they can be continu ously resnpplied with air by the com pressor, there need be no delay in firing. All the movements of the gun are co&troUod from the platform at the kreeoli. -The cartrlcLra iaunckaJ farrn 'fi-oni the tube consists of two parts s wooden tailpiece fifty -one inches long, which guides the projectile in its fight; and a head. The forward por tion or head is a brass cylinder forty inches long, having a conical cap forty iuchcR long. In the tube re placed one hundred pounds of explo.! gelatine, through the center of wni. h extends a core of dj namite; and in the center of the dynamite, again, is an exploder of fulminate of mercury, from which a rod leads to the point ' the cap. As soou as tho latter strikes an object, the charge explodes. In oiilor that tho charge may be exploded, ia case of failure of tho above arrange ment, a dry battery, ilaced in a little roeessin the tailpiece of rhe cartridge, is connected with the fulminate ex ploder. The battery begins to work t'poh being brought into contact with water, nnd tho gelarpo is then ex ploded. For it. i for nawl warfare, in th tuht place, that the pneumatic gun o! Lieutenant Zalinski is intended. Anil it must bo admitted that, while the United States are still without the muv!. needed ships, fortifications and heavy guns, which would place the country on a level with other naval powers, these pneumatie guns will form very efficient defensive weapons. Besides mounting them on points along the coast liable to at tack by a hostile fleet, they are to be employed in a more decisive way. It is admitted that the range of pneu matic guns is limited 43 compared with jxHY'Vr guns. An enemy's fleet might lie beyond the rang f pneumatic guns, and bombard American orts and cities with impunity. But it is suggested, aud appears perfectly feasible, to mount pneumatie guns on fast sea-going torpedo-boats. With such boats, aggres sive action of a very decided and de cisive character would be possible. Boats have been designed two hundred and ten feet lone by twenty-six feet beam, carrying from one to three of thee guns, of calibers of from ten and a half to twelve and a half inehes. The sjeHls of torpedo-lxiats so armed are to be from twenty to twenty-tire miles at hour. The shells are to be thrown a' t-at one mile, and to contain from tw. hundred, to five hundred pounds of ex plosive gelatine, the rapidity of firing them beiug from one to two ahells evert two minutes. The efTect of such shells npon even he strongest ironclads would 1m? in-resistible. If dropped upon the deck ol an enemy's ironclad, they would cer tainty crush it, for their action would not be conlined to n simple local per foration, but the crushing i:i would cli que over a considerable breadth. Il idi'S the direct bre-king action at the toint of impact, thp.v would le a very Teat transmitted s'lock. which would ek out and break up the ship at all eak points in the viciuity. Tho decks even of the mt heavily srmored ve ds have les than six inche of armor, ind they present by far the greater portion of the target tired at More over, the most heavily armored ship?, leaving out of account their decks, h:tve but a small proportion of the eutire surface covered with heavy armor. Should the shell strike the portions of the armoring too thick for perforation the tremendous blow, as stated alxtve. would seek out the neighboring weak points by the transmitted shock. It might be assumed as A lmost certain that the effect of exploding a large quantity of dynamite or explosive gela tine upon the turret or the casemate of a ship would le such as to render the crew inside incapable for further ac tion, even if tlie armor were not pene trated. Supposing, nl.ao, that the shell should fail to hit the vessel, if it ex ploded near enough, even if its explo sion were not sufficient to disrupt the hull, it would certainly affect the mo tive power and the steering apparat n. and thus practically paralyze the ship. Whilst twelve nnd a half inches is at present the limit o caliber, there nothing to hinder th" construction 1 1 gun of sixteen and ; half inch caliber, and such a gun ce Id throw a chargi of one thousand ".mis of explosivt gelatine. The effect of such a fearfu". missile exploding r board a ship hat" 'better be left to the '.agination; but it is well to bear in - i';id that throwing uch charges long .tstauces has be come perfectly practicable by the intro duction of the pneumttic gun. Cham bers' Journal. ON A CASH BASIS. A Sub-Treasury Official's That About t ool Haui's ItUAlness M et lot!-. Uncle Sam does not deal in credits. He pays cash and sees that he gets cash. In our vaults here we have many thousands of dulhtrs, and we daily handle nn immense amount, but we do not receive checks certified or otherwise. When the b.-nrtlts want to do business at the sub-treasury they bring cash, as for instance a local bank's correspondent In tho country sends here for so much silver say f.i.(XH, He sends a check to us and we notify the local bauk. which then deposits the money, receiving the check, and we rdiip tho silver free. We do no banking business, our duty being to supply the people with currency, being the medium of exchange lctween the Government and Its citizens. The notes of national banks are legal ten ders, but wo pi-otect ourselves against them. They are accumulated to a given nmount at Washington, nnd the banks are ordered to redeem them. Then, If one of these batiks hero is so notified, it send:i a deposit to us to cover tho amount of the notes, and after we ship the money to Washington the notes are delivered by ns to the bank and goesagain intoeireulation. Wedoeredit with one persou tho pension agent of this district for a certain amount to cover the quarterly payments, but that is charged to the disbursing office. St. Louis Globc-Democrnt. A six-vear-oia boy in Gait, Can., has become an expert clgaretto maker and smoker, and uses any paper that comes to hand in which to roll his to bacco. The other evening ho went into his mother's room in . the dark, and picking up a pieoe of paper - from the bureau,, rolled a cigarette, and had burned two-tturca 01 it before it was discovered thaS It mgti&? Jtr ts t, dollar bill THE GYPSY'S TENT. Construction and Interior Arrangement of the Nomad's Only Home. A tent of goodly and generous size w-lll be twelve feet long, seven or eight fi-et wide, nnd live or six feet high. The frame-work consists of a long, stout center-piece of oak, through which, in either direction, pass the ends of quar-tcr-cln-lo hickory bows, the other end of which lit in the sockets of oaken l;gs driven into the earth Over this frame work, which no ordinary storm could displace or weaken, is tightly drpwn woolen stuff resembling our own old fashioned, homespun woolen sheets. There is not a stitch taken anywhere. Yon will see these woolen spreads fastened together by dainty hickory skewers, pointed ' atki polished as a farmer's well-used hiifking-piti. The rear end Is ulwavs tightlv covereii, but the front Is always open. The "floor" of the tent is usually covered with a jreneron depth of elcan straw, over whh-tr are cotumonlv seen bit of Kail cloth or carpets and many blankets; but if the camp is where such trees abound, they will give place to branches of the l.-ireli, pine or cedar, whose aroma the Gypsies dearly love. The interior of this little brown home- nest in the woods is something of a study. The rear portion, consisting of about four feet of space running across the tent, is sacred to the valuables of the family, which are bestowed at head and foot of this remotest couch, always occupied bv the husband and wife. This is separated from another bed bv old shawls or blankets, or sometimes by gay cnttainir.g. In the latter bed the girl-', pass the night, and between their apartment and another at the tent month is more drapery. In the outer division are packed the old men and women, the boys and the dogs. This arrangement Is preserved, varying only as tlie size I eac-n lamtly may diner, even if its head mar be so prosperous us to owu a handsome wagon especially built for the road. Even In this ease the ow ner and his belongings will more fre quency m found in the loved tent upon the as deerlv loved ground. From the stout tent-bows depend the fam- Hv's a!l-orts, from bits of ribbon and innumerable articles of apparel to poultry and extra pots and kettles. Erich of these articles is oftener tied In Its place by a slender willow thong than with string, for the Gvpsv is hereditarily as deft at all use of the withy, fragrant osier as is the sailor with the stnrdv, odorous rope. Artl- lc of toilet are scant among the bijou terie of tlie tent Hut the Gypsy woman or girl, while neat and sweet attout her person, has come to know many little u'.cksof adornment, where a waving fold, or a deft tuck, or an airy tilt of the hair or scarf, stands her in good stead in the place of bandoline, batting and flummery of the social female pre tender, who, with all Iter perking and primping, can never attain her Gypsy -iter s ingenious ingenuousness. But two toilet articles can r.ever lie fonud. These ar common propert v. Thev are the eoars. comb and the cheap looking glass. The former does good service on the hores tails. The latter, while everylody"s who wants it, is the Gypsy woman only shrine I can give no i-aon for if, but I never yet saw a mir ror larger than one's hand among these people; never was an unbroken one seen among them; and the universal affair of this sort seems to be a bit of broken looking-glass canght across its harp angles by thorn-like skewers. and thus fastened to tne woolen stuff of the brown tent-cover. When you rememlH-r that this little tent is the Gypsy's home, as much as vour own habitation is yours, and has leen his home slni-e his race was born in the night of tho centuries, you can easTiv come into a partial recognition if the race feeling of attachment to and sentiment in it. Indeed, this is not going far enough. I believe it true throughout nil the world that the mailer the home-acre, the home-en-virvnrncnt in fact, the home-nest itself the dearer it is to those who live and love in It In this compact fact and en?e the Gvpsv ever glows In restful enjoyment There is'a tender, loving and almost pathetic encompassing of the little spot with his very sight and heart which I am sure I aui not deceived about. Its very daintiness and oneness and littleness tire all within his in stant vUion, comprehension, protection, fletiee it becomes a part of him, and to him so siicreM a part, that there is no more nse of expecting the snobbish dweller in a modern American "estab lishment" to admit the existence of such a sen.'iment. than there is in expecting hint ni-d his good "lady." who are now in a p:daee anil read the Sunday papers reguli rlv, to admit that, they started out in life in one room, on knuckle bone up. at six dollars per week. lint fven in a language only pre served from lip to lip in memory, and whose possessors are too ignorant to comprehend Its or their own origin, there still remain from the imagery of an almost barbaric heart-lore many ex pression of most poetic form and feel ing. These tell how chrsely knit into the very life-fiber of the Gypsy has been the aspiration to make his tent hoine tho symbol of all dearest and best to him. Edgar L. Wak-eman, in Chioaqo Xcw. W. Holton, of New Haven. Conn., who is staying In Buffalo just now, exhibited to a number of hotel guests a card upon which had been written, in 188, by his cousin. MaryS. Holton, of Ellington, Conn., in a circu lar space no larger than the butt end of an ordinary load .pencil, the old and new version of the Lord's Prajl-r, with her full name and tho town and State in which she lives. It was conceded to bo a remarkable performance, hut when Mr. Holton stated that the work was executed in fifteen minutes, with the naked eye. his listeners looked with open-mouthed wonder. Boston Globe. A merchant in Los Angeles, Cal., saw a newsboy peering down. Into the grating in the sidewalk in front of his store one afternoon recently, and learning that the little chap had dropped a quarter into the place, and was study ing upon the best means of recovering his wealth, sent one of bis clerks down Into the cellar, recovered the coin, and 0 voiu, UI'U f 1 1 , Ok. I 'i . put it Into k! tm. jriif INDIAN POTTERY. ftefions la th. Mexican Republic Whera the old Art Still Survives. It is thought by some that ornament al patterns on pottery are handed down by savages from one generation to another.- This is not true of our IndL-tn, who, after making a pot, orna ments It with improvised dasigns. H-j has no patlern-bnoks to guide him. Indians of New Mexico accustomed to pottery-making have, since their con tact with whites, given attention to more elaborate ornamentation; just as those of Mexico meet a demand nnd find their way into public aad private collections. The most noticeable chango in technique is the me of ani mal and human forms, which, though not unknown on older pieces, are rare. Toy forms of pottery aad those animal arid human designs which met the readiest sale have been ra st improved by a kind ot natural selection. The thirst for antiquities has also stimulated the native artists tomitse them. In the City of M-Jxieo an Italian made a good living for threj years making stone sculptures in imitation of antiquities. The writer saw some of his works, but they were easily de tected. The children all had European faces, and the delicate parts of the body were two well worked out Near the city of Mexico live a settlement of Indians who have the credit of mann f.icturifig clever imitations of ancient pnttery. The noble custom of excit ing la children the love of the beauti ful through toys and dolls was not neg lected by thfi ancient Mexicans. Even at our day a striking example is the manufacture of toys in great profusion at Guadalajara, which are sold not only throughout the republic, but outside. They are taken on the backs of men and animals packed in baskets and crates. These toys are very truthful representations of the manners and customs of the people. For the rude apparatus employed, they are truly re markable. The most interesting fact about this ware is the way in which the artist holds on to ancient forms, and In the decoration yields himself absolutely to the whims and demands of the mar ket He even borrows front the Span iard the art of silvering and regilding. This almost total hiding of the old thing which they are unwilling to give np, with paint and forms to which their old art was a stranger. Is also seen in their gonrd vessels. The pitchers from Toltica, once sim ple, onnozzled vessels, are lost in "the large spouts, altered handles, polished surface, elaborate decoration, glazing and stamping. Still, one may Tisit re gions in Mexico where the old art stiil survives, Tlie Fames, near the Valle del Maiz, and the Hnasteeas, the In dians of Sierra Isola and of Savanito, away from th? influence of innovation, make their pottery as of old, simple in form and decoration. EJiaarrl Viwr. it Amcrtrm Nntura?M. TEUTONIC WISDOM. f arl Dunder TelL. Ills Friend TTIit rfe Is llaprtr and How He Ciot Kich. Sometimes so nepody enmss to mo itnd ssys vhss I Carl Dander? I vhas. All right. Mr. Dander, yon vhas fat nnd sleek: yon vhas always mit a shmile on your face; you haf no trouble mit your family; eafery po ly sh:eaks well of yon. I like you to tell mo how it vhas done. Und I answer him: "If somepody vhas content he gets fit If snmepody vhas at psaee mit, all der woridt he shmil5. Der roan who marries for love und is a true husband to his wife and a good fodder to his shildren will haf no trouble mit his house. Eafery pody must siipeak well of a mau who keeps oudt of boXties, pays his debis, shtands to his word nnd preaks no laws." Und sometimes somepodr comes to me nnd says vhas I Carl Dander, dot oldt Dutchmans? I vhas. Mr. Dan der, I vhas your frendt T like a little loan for aboiidt two weeks. Cad I says to him: "Make oudt your note due in foefteen days uud get some good indorsers uad I lend you ten dollars. I like to ke?p you ash my friendt und so I do pees- ness mit you ia a peesnoss vliiy. Jo stranger gets malt at you for aa honest, opinion, bat sometimes yonr best fi-en.lt gets m-.tdt vhsn you dan him. Djr banker makes no enemies vhert he collects his moaev. Vhy should I?" Uud again somepo.ly comes to mo mit a long face nnd asks vhas I Carl Dunder. dot Dutchman who makes so mooch money? Mr. Dunder, you vhas sooch a lucky dog! You vhas shust coining money. Ton pogins so poor yon doan' own your own boots, und now you ride in your carriage! Ah! Fortune vhas an eccentric jade. She shmiles on some nnd frowns on others. I like you to tell mo how you manage it Und I says to him: "My frendr. Luck vhas dor o!d man in der poor-house. If yon wait for Luck to come along uad help you oudt you wait for der city to bury you. I work hardt I spend lee. lie; I plan care fully; I buy no vacant lo's in a hollow, und I build no shipyards on a hill. What you smoke und drink pays my taxes. What time you loe builds my fences nnd shingles my hrn?ex. Gif Perseveranc3 a dollar nnd he makes it two; gif Half-Heart a doKar nnd he lets half of itshlip avhav while he is wait ing. Detroit Free I'ress. He Was Scared Indeed. "You know Jimmy Say well?" said a traveler. "Yes." "Weil, he's a great poker player." "Yes. he has the reputation of being one of the. best in the city. Lots of nerve. Never known to back down be fore a poor hand." "Yes, but I saw him scared nearly to death the other day at a small pair." "Indeed! Who held it?" "The nurse. They were twins," Merchant Traveler. Not a t-air Show. .Magistrate to prisoner) lou are char- ed with Toeing drunk and disor derly and assaulting a Dutchman. What have you to say for yourself? . . SveiJmrtS;" 1 1Kb, '- . - MARTHA WASHINGTON. Facts Showing That She Was Not an Ed ucated Woman ta the Sense of To.Da. She did not spell well, and her gram mar would h "dly stand the parsing of the public schools. Copies of two of her letters to her sister, Mrs. Bassott, lie before me. They were written at about the beginaing of the revolution. She begins one thus: "I have wroto to you several times, in hopes it would put you in mind of me, but I find it has hot had its intended effect" Farther on she adds: "The rivers has never been frozen hard enough Xs walk npon the ice since I came here." Among the misspelt words of the letter are: "Navey" for navy. "IodcxT for loaded, "coles" for coals, "distant" for destined, "clerc" for clear, "heare" for here, "plesed" for pleased, and "greatfol' far grateful Com pany she spells "companey," and per suaded "perswaded." - In the foe-simile of a letter that she . wrote ta William B. Eeed, of New York, in 1777, 1 see that she knew no other punctuation mark than the dash, that the apostrophe was a stranger to her, and that her writing, though not illegible, was far from beautiful or ele gant The nse of the capital was as embarrassing to her as the nse of the punctuation point, and her letters look as though the capitals had been shaken out of a mammoth pepper-box and per mitted to lie wherever they felL One of her letters, commencing "My dear Fanny," was lately communicated by Rev. IL E. Hayden, of Pennsylvania, Xtt the Magazine of American History. It is dated "Mount Vernon, Ang. 7. 17S4," and the verbatim spelling and pnnctuation are preserved in the publi cation. Some f the sentences begin with capitals and some without She writes of "My nttle nelly," referring probably to Nellie Custis, and in the same line says that "Tut is the same claver (clever) boy you left him," tbns capitalizing the boy's name, while she gives no capital to that of the girl. She writes Fanny "that the General had re ceived a letter from her papa" dated at "riehmond," begins the next sentence with a small letter, and in it capitalizes "Brothers," " Families " and "Gen eral." A person uses his best grammar while writing, and he who makes mis takes here makes more in conversation.1-.... Martha Washington may hare bea ' well educated in the school of society and in that of life. She was certainly not so in books and literature. There was no library to speak of at Mount Vernon, and General Washington was more of aa o tit-door man than a stu dent We have no record of his wife being a reader, save that she read a chapter in her Bible every morning after breakfast She knew nothing about novels, and the American month ly magazine, the great family" educator of the present, was not yet born. Martha Washington had, however, the best advantages of the day. Her whole life was spent among learned men and bright women, at there -is fid record left that she. was briliiant ia so cial conversation, and you will read i;i vain for the reported bon mots of Martha Washington. -The truth seem to be that Martt Washington thought woman's sphere was home, and that knitting and cooking were more im portant than writing letters and a knowledge of French. She is said to have been a good business-woman and to have managed the large estate of her ist husband very ably before she handed her share of it over to George Washington. Cesincj-olitcrn. INSTEAD OF HANGING. What Electricians Say of Taking Life by Ateans of a Battery. An electrician st the Edison building, in Pearl street where electricity is maenfactured for illuminating pur poses, was asked how people might be killed with neatness and dispatch by electricity. He said that It was the easiest matter in the world. All a con demned, man would have to do at the hour and moment when he was to leave ihe world for brighter climes, would be to take hold of two wires, one connected tvith a positive battery and the other with a negative battery. Acting thus as a conductor between the two wires the electricity would go through him like astroke of lightning. He would die in an infinitesimal fraction of a second. His taking off would b as painless as it was sudden. Ha would never know what had hit him. He might stand on two plates, ro ;eive the electric enrrent through his toes and die with bis boots on. ne might sit in a chair with his feet rest ing on the plates, and die comfortably. Killing the condemned by electricity is a humane, civilized and scientific way of disposing of them. A rnsi is usually sixteen minutes dying at the end of a hangman's rope, and he usu ally suffers a great desi before death comes to relieve him. A one-cell bat tery would kill all the prisoners who will ever be hanged in the Tombs under the present, law. Tho only peo ple opposed to the nsa of electricity in capital punishment are the hangmen, and they are opposed to it because it would throw them out of work. If the gallowses are taken dowa all the hang- men in the country will strike. X. Y. Star. Keeo the Manners Clean. The more highbred and spirited tha horse the more dainty he will be about his feed, aud the greater ears must le taken to keep feed-box nid Tl.ngers free from filth. Almost any rrb would, however, refuse tj eat out of mangers as they often are left, with portions of the unconstimed hay or grain to be run over nnd soiled by fowls while the horse is away at work. This is a . too common condition of many farmers stables at this season, when increasing warmth, iulls the ap petite and makes soiled, food doubly. offensive by its decay. Many a hard- worked horse gets off hjs feed, ns said, and grows poorapufs, EtC alone. More care si . - - r- 7-.' Stock at a BARGAhv MFAD Lebanon.- - t r- x V