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i HOOD RIVER GLACIER THURSDAY, AUGUST 2, 1917 ! Jjunii Etor (glarter AKTHUR D. MOE. PsbU.sar. Snbeerlptlon, tl.50 Per Tear. Except It pertain to live news matter, com munlcailotis, or artlclesofa general nature, hoald be la tbe office by Monday to insure their appearing In tbe iaaue of the current week When snbscribersdeslre aensngsinaddrea Ihlaohiee ahoold be notified promptly, and a week before If possible. Alwaya give old ad dress aawellaa tlienew. Alao, Hood Klver anbacrtbera abonld notify iul office atnnee wben changing; tbelr addreee from one rural route to another, or Irom city delivery to eouutry delivery, or Tlcevema. Ifyondonot get your paper promptly, notify ua by mall or telephone and the matter will be lnveatlgaled HEARTENING ! We have heartening message for the men and women of Hood River who have signed the guaranty contract that will bring chautauqua entertain ers here again next summer. The other day a Valley woman made a special journey to the Glacier office to tell of her appreciation of the guar anty. "I would feel that a most important part of the summer were missing," Baid the caller, "if the chautauqua were to be eliminated. I look forward to the six days of, to me, entertaining and educational amusement as the one big thing of the year. I plan for months ahead of time and make those six days my annual vacation. I attend the lectures, hear the splendid music, laugh at the clever jests of speakers and return to my home refreshed for the daily tasks that a housewife is familiar with. The experience reju venates me, I am lifted from the rut of daily routine. I would not be with out the chatauqua, for it benefits me physically as well as mentally. It is better than a tonic of drugs." And there are scores of others who have expressed a similar sentiment in a somewhat different way. Why not let's all begin now to make the chau tauqua of 1918 the best Hood River has ever had. ROAD CONDITIONS It is interesting to note the contra dictory reports of incoming motor tourists on the condition of the Colum bia River Highway and to hear their diametrically opposed versions on Hood River Valley highways. We hear some who are unstinted in their laudation of the Columbia River Highway, of course, interspersinsg it with a few "it's pretty rough and crooked, but that's to be expected." While others long for the vocabulary of William Shakespeare to bring to bear in their condemnation. We have been put to it to reconcile these opposing views. The dawn was glimpsed recently in an article in Sunday's Oregonian from a iWiaaHartr n"eiondent. 'Then a circus came to Hood River. When the circus left we heard about a half of the big crowd that had wit nessed the daring feats beneath the big top say the show was one of the best they had ever seen, while the other half just cussed and wished it had not spent the 50 cents admission fee. A strong wind prevailed the day of the circus, and it was a hot day. Those of the crowd who occupied west side seats were fanned by the clean, cool breeze, while on the opposite side of the tent, the wind blew just about as stiffly, but it was laden with dust from the arena and the smell of the menagerie. And so some of the motor travelers sail over the roughest of roads without tire or engine trouble, while the other portion, replace a tire or are towed in to a garage. Thus circumstances have a great altering effect on post motor trip expressions. APPLE ESTIMATES Provided the apples of the coming fall crop can be distributed normally, that is, provided the car facilities for the transportation of them will be fur nished shipping agencies at the desired time, the tonnage of 1917 should be moved at most advantageous returns for growers. At least all things indi cate such a result. The Bureau of Crop estimates of the United States Department of Agriculture has just issued a bulletin on crops, which indi cates a yield slightly in excess of that of last season. We have nearly always found these preharvest estimates sub ject to a meterial discount, and we predict that as the fruit nears the picking time the government report will shrink. A feature of this season's bulletin is encouraging to the grower of a commercial fruit district. While some of the larger shipping sections show a heavier yield than last year, the increase for the most part takes place in districts that produce only a barnyard grade of apple and thus that do not figure in the general fruit marketing. A further encouraging condition for the apple grower prevails in the banana situation. The great need for trans-Atlantic shipping is leading to the commandeering of bottoms used in the banana importation, and smaller stocks of this universally used fruit may be expected. The orange crop, it is said, is far below normal yield. It is up to the Hood River grower to spray to kill the codling moth and pray for plenty of cars. Some clever advertising man ought to read carefully the recent leading acrticle in Better Fruit, the same hav ing been prepared after exhaustive study by that publication's editor, E. H. Shepard, and prepare from its suggestions a slogan that should be Bounded often, and with the "pep" that punchy slogans arouse, into the ears of apple marketing men. Mr. Shepard 's article points conclusively to the fact that one of the ills of the apple game is lack of distribution. EVAPORATORS On moat all of Hood River Valley ranches a surplus of fruits and vege tables will go to waste unless saved for winter use by evaporation. This surplus may be cheaply and easily claimed from waste, and the Oregon Agricultural College is showing the people of Oregon theway of construct ing home-made evaporators. The col lege horticultural department has de vised an evaporator of six bushels ca pacity that will make the fruit ready for packing after aew hours. A bulletin, fully illustrated, telling how to make the home drier will be mailed to all applicants'by the college. Twelfth Company has gone. We miss our boys. The town is an alto gether different place since they left We miss their youthful spontaneity, their energy in business and on ranch, the cheerful smile of their greeting. A large number of the boys gave up places of responsibility, positions that they or those dependent on them can ill afford to relinquish. These places should be held for the boys until their return, no matter how long they may be away the places they left or bet ter ones. We of Hood River want to keep this thought alive. , The Northwestern apple growers have answeredthe call of the Presi dent, who said, "Theailways are the arteries of the nation's life, and upon their employes rests the immense re sponsibility of moving the products' of the nation promptly and properly,"and with the minimum load of fruits in creased materially, each refrigerator car will be forced the coming fall and winter to render a miximum of service. Military drills should not be lacking in Hood River because Twelfth Com pany men have gone. The special deputy sheriffs recently sworn in by Sheriff Johnson ought to be organized along military lines. The men should drill regulary and thus accustomed to strict discipline they will be able to handle with a minimum of trouble any labor disturbances that we may have. A well disciplined home guard would go far toward preventing labor difficul ties when apple harvest time rolls around. For us of the Hood River Valley the great day has come. We are on the eve of the actual construction work of the las! laps of the Columbia Highway between here and the paved end of the road at Cascade Locks. The road will soon be graded and then will follow the paving. It is a time that we should recall the names of S. Benson and Samuel Hill and we should all re joice. ,H.MM"I"M"H"H"I"I"l-li l W W IIN8, FI RS AND FEATHERS i--i"i"i--i"i"t--i"i"i-a-i-i--t-i"i"t"i"i"i"r-t"i"-1-; Hood river and Herman creek, both in this county, have been declared spawning streams for the proagation of salmon by the State Game and Fish Commission, and all fishing, except angling with rod and line, will be pro hibited. The Commission has also posted Eagle creek, lying partly in Hood River and partly in Multnomah county, which will be maintained as a spawning stream. Deputy Game Warden W. 0. Hadley, of The Dalles, was here Saturday to file the formal papers of closing the streams at the office of the county clerk. A peculiar result followed an after noon of fishing by the following local men Sunday afternoon: Dr. J. M. Waugh, Judge Derby, H. H. Larkin, E. J. Middles wart and J. H. Fredricy. When the men returned to their ren dezvous it was discovered that each had an even dozen trout. The creels of Messrs. Fredricy, Derby, Middle swart and Waugh were identical. When Mr. Fredricy investigated his fish basket on arriving home he found it was not his own. He motored at once to the home of Judge Derby, thinking it was the latter's basket. Dr. Waugh, however, had switched his basket with Mr. Fredricy. Instead of taking it to the owner, however, he had hurried to the Middleswart home. The men journeyed to the West Fork, where the fish were caught, in Mr. Fredricy's Dodge. Says a dispatch from Helena, Mont : The far-famed Fallon county jackass has been matched. When assessments came in last year, Fallon county was found to contain only one jackass. Assessment lists returned last week from Sheridan county show that, while the county contains 4000 sheep and 1000 lambs have been dropped this year, there is only one ram in the county. Assessors have named the ram "King Solomon." Large fleas have smaller fleas upon their backs to bite 'em Smaller fleas have lesser fleas, and so on ad infinitum. When Geo. H. Lynn returned Satur day evening from a fishing trip and was cleaning his mess of fine trout he found in one of them, a 17 inch trout a seven inch trout that the bigger fish had swallowed. Stomach fluids were just bringing about the digestion of the smaller hah, and its skin was dis integrating. Out of curiosity, Mr. Lynn opened the stomach of the smaller fish and there he discovered the remains of two still smaller fry that the rapacious trout, now a victim itself, had made victims of. Dr. J. M. Waugh and family returned the later part of last week from a fish ing and camping trip on the McKenzie river. Dr. Waugh reports that the fishing was fine. R. P. Bonham, H. B. Hazard and C. R. Bean, of Portland, returned last week from a fishing and camping trip on Lost Lake. Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Epping and son, Stanley, and Mr. and Mrs. C. H. Slet ton and son, Paul, were recent visitors at Camp Overall on the West Fork. Ray Imbler and family have just re turned from an outing on Lake Branch. Mr. Imbler reports the fishing excellent The Scrap Book Feole Thackeray. Thackeray did not know tbe mean ing of G. r. O. (general postoffice). In bis "Irish Sketch Book" this Ignorance led to one of the biggest "bloomers" In literary history. During the novelist's Irish tour he was constantly encountering- pillar box es labeled "G. P. O." He Inquired tbe meaning, and somebody pulled his leg. He went home and wrote as follows: "So blind snd extravagant Is the de votion of the people to the great dema gogue that they have actually erected along the highways pillar atones with the Inscription 'G. P. O.,' which means God Preserve O'ConneUY" Tbe error was discovered in the Lon don printing office and Thackeray pre served from a mistake which would have raised a laugh that would have rang round the world. Westminster Gazette. Those Who Fail. "All honor to him who shall win the prize!" The world has cried (or a thousand years, But to him who tries and who (alls and dies . I give great honor and glory and tear. Give glory and honor and pitiful tears To all who fall In their deeds subllms. Their ghosts are many In the van of years. They were born with tints In advancs of time. Oh, great Is the hero who wins a name. But greater many and many a time B:me pals faced fellow who dies In shame And lets God finish ths thought sub lime. And great Is ths man with a sword un drawn, And good Is ths man who refrains from wine. But the man who falls and yet still fights on Lo, he is ths twin born brother of mlnel Joaquin Miller. Taking No Chances, Senator Jeff Davis of Arkansas tells this one on himself: "I had an appointment to speak at a town In eastern Arkansas on a Satur day, and I arrived on a late train tbe night before, carrying nothing but a small hand grip. There was no one on duty at tbe hour except tbe night por ter, and he was acting as porter, clerk and general overseer. I registered, and he showed me to a room. But in a few minutes be came back and said: "Boss, my 'struction Is, when a gem man haven't any baggage, to collect In advance.' "'Why, I've got baggage,' I replied, pointing to the little grip. " 'I know, sir, boss,' he said, 'but you've stayed too long on that al ready.' " Xew York Globe. Pinch Hittsr In a Pinch. From a section of tbe big city where "they hit 'em over tbe ear just to see 'em fall," according to a local ball player with minor league experience, a resident of that excitement produc ing neighborhood wrote to tbe man ager of a small league team for a Job In the outfield. Contrary to custom, be did not go at length into a descrip tion of his talent 8, but merely stated that he was qualified to bold a posi tion. This undue modesty, coupled with tbe fact that the manager really was in need of an outfielder, prompted the boss of tbe team to wire back: "Can use you if you can bit" Later in tbe day be decided that he would give tbe candidate a trial, at any rate, and wired: "Join team here. We will refund your transportation." Tbe two telegrams apparently reach ed tbe young ball player at about the same time, for tbe manager received tbe following reply to both messages: "Can hit pill, but can't raise dough." Tbe outfielder was wired transporta tion. Louisville Times. Ths Summir Home. Here la a story concerning Nat Good win and a former spouse which served to amuse a party of friends at the time. Tbe Goodwins at that time pos sessed a fine country home on tbe banks of the Thames river, near New London, Conn. Every summer they used to invite some of their Thespian friends to Join tbeir bouse party. On one such occasion Mrs. Goodwin de livered a bouraot which is worth re peating. "Mrs. Goodwin," said some one. "you certainly have a fine place here. Just think of it a lawn right on the river!" "Yes," was the reply, "It's fine. In tbe spring we have tbe lawn on the river, and in tbe fall we have tbe river on tbe lawn." Boston Record. Ssttlsd It. In Illinois there is an old law on tbe statute books to tbe effect that In crim inal cases the Jury is "judge of the law as well as of the facts." Though not often quoted, once In awhile a lawyer with a desperate case makes use of It In one case tbe judge instructed the jury tbtt it was to judge of tbe law as well as tbe facts, bnt added that it was not to judge the law unless It "was fully satisfied that It knew more law than the Judge. An outrageous verdict was brought In, contrary to all instruc tions of tbe court, who felt called upon to rebuke the jury. At last one old farmer arose. "Jedge," said he, "weren't we to jedge tbe law as well as the facts?" "Certainly," was the response. "But I told you not to judge the law unless you were clearly satisfied that you knew the law better than I did." "Well, jedge," answered the farmer as he shifted his quid, "we considered lhat plnt"-Chloago News. 0-W. R. i N. Co. Time Table WEST BOUND 11, Soo-SpokftDe-Portland 6:00 a. m. 19, Port P. S. Exp., 8:54 a. m. 1, Portland Local 2:40 p. m. 17, Ore. & Waah.Limited 4:48 p. m. EAST BOUND 6, Salt Lake Express 1:10 a. m 2, Pendleton Local 10:30 a. m 18, Ore. dt Wash. Ltd..J2:10 p. tn 12, Spokane-Port Pass.. 8:46 p. m 4, Portland-Puget Sound 9 .00 p. m J. H. FREDRICY. Agent. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Rubber Stamp Ink at this office, SCHOOL DAYS They'll soon be here, and right now is a good time to select materials suitable for this wear. We have a most desirable assortment of goods suitable for aprons, dresses, etc., and the best of it is that the most of it we are selling at the old price, which is less than you could buy it for at wholesale on ' today's market You really cannot afford to miss this oppor tunity. Come in and inspect them. We know that you will be agreeably surprised at the low prices we are selling at We also have a big line of ready-to-wear dresses for girls if you do not care to make them up. You'll find our prices the lowest BOYS' SUITS FOR SCHOOL WEAR Do not overlook this department if the boys need suits. We have a big assortment for you to choose from all ages, colors and weaves, prices to please. SPECIAL - Boys' balbriggan undershirts A and drawers, a big bargain for you-the garment only 1UC SPECIAL Men's fine French balbriggan under shirts and drawers, broken lots, but about all sizes, big val ues at, the garment 50c; your choice while they last, the garment The Paris Fair, RED CROSS HELPS MEN OF 12TH CO. The benefit of efficient organization was practically demonstrated last week when the Red Cross Chapter was called upon to assist in taking care of some of the comforts of the members of the Artillery company. The committee in charge of the sew ing and supplies, headed by Mrs. E. R. Moller, were called upon on short no tice to supply 109 Red Cross comfort bags. The entire sewing department of the Chapter was turned over to this work and by the time of mobilization the bags were ready for delivery. Af ter the boys were in camp it was found that quite a number did not have any thing to put in the comfort bags, so the Red Cross supplied them with 25 each of the following articles : Toilet soap, tooth brushes, tooth paste.combs, wash clothes, and two bath towels a piece. When the boys began to complain of the cold after the first two nights of the encampment, due to scanty bed ding equipment, Major Brosius, who is chairman of the Military Relief com mittee of the Hood Rive. Red Cross Chapter, suggested that heavy woollen socks to be worn at night be supplied each member of the company. The Supply Committee promptly purchased 109 pairs and presented them to the company on Saturday. In addition the Red Cross also gave the company a dozen white coats and caps and two dozen white aprons, for the mess de partment. The Chapter is desirous of supplying the comfort bags to every Hood River boy who has enlisted in other branches of the service. If the names and ad dresses will be sent to Mrs. A. C. Lofts, these bags will be promptly mailed. 8trength of Oystsrs. If a man, In proportion, bad the strength of an oyster be could lift a locomotive with ease. With tbe mus cles with which an oyster of good size holds its shell closed a weight of thirty-five pounds can be supported. A weight of more than six pounds Is re quired to force apart tbe shell of a common mussel, and In the Mediter ranean a clam exists that will support nearly 600 times its own weight equivalent to a 150 pound man sup porting more than thirty-six tons. These Interesting facts have been brought to light by a series of experi ments and Investigations conducted by Felix Plateau, a Belgian scientist Dr. Plateau has been measuring at tbe same time tbe strength of Insects. Har nessed to a delicate weighing machine of special construction, the insects were prodded Into attempts to escape while weights were added until sny forward movement was rendered Im possible. By such means tbe Investi gator learned, among other curious facts, that a bee, weight for weight, la thirty times as strong as a horse. Bos ton Herald. Ths "What Is It." "When I was a boy in Ohio there came to town one day a covered wagou containing a mysterious animal which was to be exhibited at the opera house that night" said a St. Louis gentleman who still recalls with relish some of his youthful adventures. "They called this creature the 'what is it' and that night we all crowded into the opera house to see it The curtain was down. Presently there was a rattle of chains behind the curtain and a scream. A man rushed out leaped over tbe foot lights and started up the aisle, shout ing: " 'Run for your Uvea! The "what Is if Is looser "We got out In a hurry. All of us who could not get to the door went through tbe windows. After the ex citement bad quieted somewhat we discovered that the two showmen who brought the 'what is it' to town had disappeared with tbe receipts. I re Member that show better than any ft her I ever went to. Probably it was the best" 8t Louis Post-Dispatch. An Odd Experiment. A'- strange and amusing experiment la described by O. Hugo In tbe Elec trical Experimenter ss follows; Place a copper com on a silver coin. The former should be at least three elxteenth Inch smaller all around than the latter. A cent and i half dollar win do; an English halfpenny and a allver dollar will do better, because they are larger. On the copper coin place) an ordinary earthworm and wnutx it try to crawl off. It cannot do It for the instant its damp body, which is in contact with the copper, touches tbe silver It starts a current of electricity that gives it a shock. The shock makes the worm recoQ. It tries again, but each time its bead touches tbe silver it gets the shock and soon finds it is more comfortable to stay on the copper coin. Of course tbe current thus produced is Terr sllgfct but it Is quite "enough tot the worn . I 25c POLK DIRECTORY MAN LEAVES TODAY W. H. Weber, who has been here se curing data for the R. L. Pelk direc tory of Hood River, Wasco and Sher man counties, will return to rortiana this evening. All who wish to get in touch with Mr. Weber to place orders for the valuable publication, soon to be off the press, should telephone him at number 2524. Nickel In 8oapmaklng. It will probably be news to the aver age ablutlonlst that tbe metal nickel Is used in making his soap. And fur ther, perhaps, he will be glad to learn that although the nickel, finely ground, is mixed with tbe other soap Ingredi ents tbe finished product contains none of it This la so because the nickel acts as wbat the chemists call a catalyst that is, Its presence causes certain desirable changes to occur, al though It takes no part in the chemi cal reaction. Offensive oils and those too thin for satisfactory use when mixed with finely divided nickel and subjected to the action of a current of hydrogen become deodorized and harder and suitable for the soapmak er's use. Cottonseed oil, for example, after tbe nickel-hydrogen treatment makes a satisfactory soap. Pittsburgh Press. Elephant Skin. Elephant skin Is beautiful and dura ble, but it is very bard to get The price of a live elephant is large, and a leather manufacturer who promised to provide a number of elephant skin bags at short order would find him self facing a big problem. Almost all elephants, after they die, fall into the hands of tbe leather manufacturers, or else they are stuffed and put in mu seums. Habits of Authors. I was presented once to a lady who immediately fixed me with an eager eye. "I am making a study of tbe bablts of authors," she announced. (Here a dreadful sinking of the heart assailed me.) "Kindly tell me at what hour you retire." "Usually at half past 10," I answer ed wretchedly. At that, as I had expected, her eye brows went up. "The author of 'When All Was Dark,' " she Informed me, "sits up all night She says she cannot sleep until she has savored the -dawn." However, she was kind enough to give me another chance. "What do you eat?" she asked. "Three hearty meals a day," I an swered. "Not breakfast !" she pleaded. "Why, St George Dreamer never takes more than three deopg of brandy on a lump of sugar In tbe morning. Just tbe sight of a coffee cup will npset his work for a week." And then she left me, sure, I do'not doubt that no real author could con fess to such distressingly normal hab its as mine. Atlantic. What Intersstsd Her. Dr. Anna Howard Shaw, discussing tbe divorce evil, on one occasion sarld: "Love is the best foundation for mar riage, of course. Bait common sense keeps It cool, and cool things, of course, keep tbe best But selfishness kills all and some married peopie are as selfish as the lady to whom the palm ist said, 'These lines, aJas, tell me that you are destined to wear widow's weeds.' 'Oh, dear "me! said the lady. 'For how long? " Reman Rulers. Three of tbe greatest rulers Rome ever bad were Spanish born Trajan, Hadrian and Marcus Anrellus. Later occupants of tbe Caeaartan throne born in Iberia were Theodoslos and Hono rius. Seneca, Martial and Qulntlllan, famous in Roman letters, also were Spaniards. Few Paupers In Japsn. There are few paupers in Japan. Everybody works, and it is considered a disgrace to be supported by your relatives while you have the ability to earn yonr own living. Rails ef Barbarity. Balls placed on tbe top of gateposts are a survival of the barbaric practice of our forefathers, who hung over their gates the beads of their enemies killed in combat A Psssimist. "Pa, what Is a pessimist r "A pessimist Is a man, my boy, who csn't enjoy fine weather because be knows it isn't going to last" Detroit Free Press. Self respect is tbe cornerstone eT an vtrtie. EfencbeL UNION SUITS for Men, values, at Athletic Union Suits feSFSSZtfE? a for the warm weather wear, the suit -...40C Cnonial-Gent's Collar and Tie Set. Soft collars, to be optXldl worn wjth ban(j collared shirts, with a nice wash able tie to match. Why wear a starched collar when you can get so much comfort out of one of these. This set is worth 50 cents anywhere. We are closing them out at, the or set only "wl Qnoiol-Childrens lace hose, 15c and 20c values, r dpcUdl your choice to close them out, the pair JL Ladies' lace hose in black and colors; fine lisle thread hose, regular values 25c and 35c a pair, your choice, the pair 1 5c Misses' and Children's fine silk finished lisle hose. These are big values at the pair, 25c, but we have too many a of them. Colors pink and blue, your choice, the pair 1 JJC Ladies' fiber silk boot hose in dandy good hose for this price, Hood River, CHERRIES SELL AT RECORD HIGH PRICE Tk Annl Hi-nwora Association Yes terday received news from New York ik.t tk. inat nf tha pi para of cherries 111 If HIV IHO, - - " shipped by the concern for the season had just sola on tne auction at pnc rantrin? from $1.65 to $2 per box, ac cording to size. The carload sold for a total Ol 3,444, a recoru mars, mi UnnA Rivor cherries. The cherries were of the Lambert variety. Miss Huxley in Pageant Miss Mildred Huxley rivaled a movie star in the way she played her part in a pageant on July 4 at Atascadero, Cai., where she is now making her home. The aftair was a spectacular performance dramatising "The His tory of California," in which about 1,000 people took part. Miss Mildred took the part the of an Indian maiden and in her elaborately beaded costume of deer skin made the hit of the day when she descended a hill on a feroci ous cayuse and raced past the stadium in pursuit of the Indians. She had a leading part, portraying the part of Isabel. Miss Huxley is a niece of Attorney and Mrs. E. H. Hartwig. Real Estate Transfers J. M. Culbertson, W. C. Curtis, Richard Woodard and wife, Alexander Sim and wife, S. W. Curran and wife, Matt Johnson and wife and M. Oster gard and wife, Columbia River High way rights of way. Homestead Orchard Co. to R. Ins inger, small tract on MoBier range. Mr. and Mrs. F. Eggert to Thomas E. Avery and wife, 20 acres on East Side. Percy E. Wells and wife and Ralph Dennison, right of way to Pacific Pow er & Light Co. on East Side. For Butter Labels printed in accord-J ance with Dairy and hood Laws., call at this office. FOR SALE Kor Sale-A 12 x 10 ten ounce tent and poles, almost new. W. U. Weber's Harness whop. Tel. 2A24. a9 'or Sale Two cows, one fresh In August and other in October. Both flue stock. Tel. 6411. early morniug or evening. h9 For Sale Two good milch cows, one Guern sey and Jersey, the other llolslein and polled Durham, both now fresh. Address, I). C. Chambers, Hood River, Or,, or call at 08 lMh Htreet. US For Sale -Guernsey cow, juat fresh, with heifer calf, now giving thirty-rive pounds per day and will Increase. This Is a apiendld family cow and at reasonable 'price. W. K. Mcllwraith, Ml Hood. Phone 267. a9 tor Sale Young Jersey Cow, 7-8 pure, milk ing 15 to 20 lb8. per day, 6-2 butter fat test, bred to freshen next -February, also a heifer calf lrom Registered Jersey bull. Price '175. Col. Una Knoll, mile 8. W. of Dee. Phone, Odell m. ii or Sale-One heavy draft horse 7 yearaold. weight 1635. No better horse in Oregon. Alao one U.S. Cream Separator, 750 lbs. capacity one enclosed miig and cream test, 6 but I les and four milk cans, will trade the last six articles mentioned for dry eowa or ateer calvea. O.M.DeWitt, box 15, Odell, Ore. alG For Sale-Horse, well broke, single and dou ble, weight 1200 lbs. Ueo. Counts, Underwood, wash. ai0 For Sale-or Trade for Hogs or Cattle, 8 good work horsea. Weight from 1050 to lf: also, automobile and motorcycle. Phone 721. tf For Sale-Team heavy horses with harness and wagon, perfectly reliable, powerful, good loggers. Weight 3200 lbs.. $and 10 yeara; horses are well known and are working, tall or write. Wm. Lane, Underwood, Wn a2 for Sals My Hotel, with two lots, at Under wood, the only House In place. No competi tion Anyone looking for a location, call or writs. Mary V. oigen. Underwood wii. aV For Sale-Two year old Jersey heifer, fresh No 4'PTel.O5707UgUBt- W Wrreu. fi For Sale or Trade-Horse. Phone 5758. j!2tf ftlerBle.an u. lo Flemish Giant -a limited number of latter. Also a number ol Airedale terriers, right to break for th woods thl. F.U. Tel 517?. W. HCorey" aVs -in8"5Tia)?ib-P y"oM mare In One con dition. Alao thoroughbred Shetland pony cart, harness, saddle and brld le. She la S tie beauty and fond of children. W T Jor dan, Colnmbua, Wash. cu"Qreu- -T Jor- for Sale-A good, quiet, gentle cow and '-R1dlng and driving mare, cord wood, hay wagon and harneaa. Sultlvalorand spring tooth harrow. Phone Odell 367 mm, tlvstlonforleban tlon, water right are of the beau. If ofhe market and wish to aave money. Investigate U. M. Cutting. Troutlske, Wash. mKtf iT5? Oovernment needa Farmers aa well aa Fighters, Two million, three hundred thoua and acres of Oregon A California Railroad "o Grant Lands. Title reveausd In Unlledsut To be opened for homestead and sale c!m.' United States. Large Copyrighted Man showing land by sections and dlrt ptlon ft soli, climate, rainfall, elevations tom,r2. tare etc.. b, counties.' Postid One Eoh.r 0?.' L!IC. 610,TorUand; rv.?.'.8','"1 'nl hay cmter, so toa ca. son, Psrkdale, Or., or phone 186 Odell. Var Rl Trass t,v.v, Bprln. pIsntlngTTeidTnV varI. TaVP psar.c'hsrry.sto. rhon. 7W,H.s. summer weight, big the suit 45c black and white, a the pair. 35c Oregon WANTED Wanted A married man lor geueml or chard work. F. A. Massee, Tei. Udell Hi;. . Warned Olrl fur general housework. Phone 4137. a'.i Wanted An ex perlenced man lor summer pruning. Kasl Hood Klver Fruit Co., M osier. Oregon. nU ' Wanted Ex pert apple packer for out ol town. Able to leaok packing school and tke charge of packing rcwH during harvesting season. Suitable pally may have emploi. ment throughout the year onoMimd. it. li st red. Must be a bustler tn the rmckint Iioiim' and able, to handle men well. Uive reiercaces and details of experience In first letter. Ad dress Box E, Hood Klver; Or. irj Wanted Bids wanted for four cords two foot good dry Or wood to be delivered on or before Sept, 1st. Mra. Melvlnn Ustergard, clerk. School Dist. No. 10. a 2 Wanted By a reputable young woman, employment In Hood River or near by. Am a stenographer and typist, a fair bookkeeper, and cashier, a fair pianist. Uood in figures and spelling, Would try to earn my salary lit anything. Add reus, Miss Xavier Higney, 1123 E HhrsbIo St Portland, Oregon. aS Wanted Laborersand teamsters on ruiltnnd building, Redmond to t'rineville, Wage, $2.75 to fe.25. K. T. Johnson A Hou, Redmond, Ore. Wanted A vw for keep and will pay rea sonable price lor good milker. W. L. l ames, tel. tm. ui Wanted Wood spllttcra. ,ic per cord, or t3l!6 per day. 1). U, Jackson Co.. I uder wood. n'i FOR RENT Kor Rent Nine room house, partially tur nlslied, close In Furnace, garden, gHrage. Immediate possession, till) Oak Ml., 1'lione mi. b MISCELLANEOUS Ixinl Hub cap to auto truck, Detweeu top of East Side grade and the Sunday ranch. Kind er please phone Walter F'orry, 57011. n2 Notice of Unpaid Warrants. Hood River, Oregon, July 23, 11117. State of Oregon, 1 County of Hood River, SB- In accordance with Section No. 289'J, I , O. notice la hereby given that the following Hated warranta which were issued more timu seven yeara prior to the first day of July, 11117, and which have not been paid, that ft said warrants are not presented for payment on or before the first day or September. 1917, they wtil be cancelled and payment tliereol will be r 11 84? ft No. 225, Dec. 9, HH'8, Kveretl Kdgerton, SI VI. No. 237, Dec. 9, 1U0H, .1. C. Williams, 11.50. No. 8M0, March 4, 1'.KIM, W. A. Johnson tl.tnl, No. IMS, Oct. , Ha.el Keller, tf 50. No. 773, Oct. 6, 1!W, (i. W. Mtallbrd, '2 HI No. 031, Feb. 8, 1(110, W. M. Thompson, fU0. No. K, Feb. H, lmo, A. H. McKeon, t2 in. KKNT KHOKMAKKR, County Olerk. a H. M.FRANCIS, t'eputy. SOCIETIES. IDLKWILDK LODGE NO. 107, J. O. O. F. Meets In F'ra'ernal ball, every Thursday night. V. B. Morion, N. G. Geo. Ertle, V. G. Geo. W. Thomson, Secretary. HOOD RIVKR CHAPTFCR NO. 25, O. K. S. Meets second and fourth Tuesday evening of each mouth. Visitors cordially welcomed Mrs. W. J. Baker, W. M. Miss Alta Poole, Secretary. W. O. W. Regular meetings are neld the find and third Mondays ot each mouth at K. ot P. ball. Visitors cordially Invited, n. (". C. V. R. Abraham, C. C. C. Anderson, Clerk. HOOD RIVKR LODGE NO. 105, A. F. and A M. Meets Saturday evening on or before each full moon. A, J. Deiby, W. M. 1. McDonald, Secretary. HOOD RI vKR VALLEY HUMANE SOCIETY Hood River, Ore. C. D. Nlckelseu, Pres. Mrs. Alma Howe. Sec. Leslie Butler, Treas. Call phone 1201. Hood River Commander y No. 12, K.T meets every urai ltiesnay evening each month. W. L. Clark, L. K. C H. L. Humble, Recorder. CANBY W. B. C Meets second sod fourth Saturdays or each month at K. ot P. ball. Mra. Lizzie Anderson, President. Mrs. t.ormean Powell, Treas. Mrs. Susie Lynn, Secretary. WAUNA TEMPLE PYTHIAN SISTERS No li Meets tbe second and fourth Thursdays ol each month at K. of P hall. Mrs. Gertrude Stranahan, E. C. Mra. May Vngel, M. or It. and c. Mrs. Margaret Howell, M. of F. KEMP LODGE, No. 181, I. O. O. F.-Meelsln Odell Odd Fellows' hall every Sat ur day night. Visitors cordially welcomed. . , W. 11. Ehrck, N. G. John Duck wall, V. O. H. 8. Coughey, Sec'y; W. H. Bucher, Treas. HOOD RIVER CIRCLE NO. 624, WOMEN OF Woodcraft-Meeta at K. of P. ball on the Oral and Third Thursdays of each mon'h. Mra. Cora Ulagg, G. N. Mrs. Mattie Nlckelseu, Clerk. WAUOOMA LODGE NO. 80, K. OF P Meets In K. of P. ball every Tuesday night. J. H. llailelt.C, C. Jasper Wlckham, K. of H. and S. T. F. Johnson, M. of F. HAZEL REBEKAH LODGE No. 15C, I.O.O.F. Meet the first and third Tuesday evening In each month tn the Odd Fellows Hall, seven milea .south or Hood River, R. 1). 1. w , u . .. . Male Ehrck, N. G. Msle Schiller, V. G. Marie Kemp, Sec, EDEN ENCAMPMENT, NO 4H, I. O. O. F. gular meeting second and fourth Tuesd.iys b..mo-nlb R- K. Johnson. C. P. Geo. W Thomson. Scribe. H2J lXPR CAM. NO. 7,718, M. W. aT Meets In K.of P. hall every 1st sud 3rd Wed. or each month. A. C. lender. V. C. . W.T. Frailer. Clerk. LAUREL REBKK AH U1DGE No87,1.0 oY. Meets first and third Mondays each month. m i .. Mr" Gertrude Howt, N. G. '-n Jioaes, gecretary. HOOD RIVER CHAPTER NO. 27. R. A. M -Meets first and third F'rldsy nighta of each mnthv,. H. U Duuible, H. V, Frank Chandleigecretarr. MT. HOOD COUNCIL No 8. R. 4 S. M. Mee,s IS-!?"""".'? H" very '"Ird Tuesday lu each month. ftjmub, jlecorrF- M" ASSEMBLY NO. 108, UNITED ART-laans.-Meets ths fl rat and third Wednes ?BJ'iJwo,rk: eoond and fourth Wednesdays