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The Yale Expositor. J A. Mekzies, Publisher. YALL Mien A "corn conference" is to be hell In Chicago. Agriculturists have been in vited, but the chiropodists were over looked. The proportion of blind people in the world is 800 to every 1,000,000, but if blind pigs in Hyde Park are counted these figures will not do. Some Parisians hate the Jews so much that they refuse to pay their debts to them. They 6eem to think they are ruined by cheap Hebrew labor. Those Chicago dental students ap pear to have revived the Cadmean le gend. When they threw teeth in the street a host of fully armed policemen suddenly sprang up. The Jockey Club and other superior Bociety having rebuked the prince of Wales because of his loyalty to Mrs. Langtry, the two ought to go off to gether and pull the wool of oblivion over their faces, the same to remain there for forty days and nights. We do not say that they will do so, mark you! for they have been hardened against rebuke by years of contempt for it It ought to be understood that there Is no substitute for the enforcement of the law against murder. As long as the murderous spirit exists and is not adequately restrained weapons will be found with which to commit a crime. Legislation against concealed weapons may or may not be useful, but it is entirely inadequate. We must punish the men who use weapons,, of whatever kind, unlawfully. Mr. Smalley will perhaps have things bo arranged presently that every new comer will be born in England. Not that it is a disgrace to be born in America; but one has to waste so much time growing up and making the money necessary to go to England and die. Meanwhile the evacuation of the country by men who are ashamed of It will proceed as rapidly as possible. Smalley ought to get his passport. The editor of a Nebraska paper says he has "reached the slope on the other side of life," but never yet has he seen a woman with a frost-bitten ear, and never yet has a bonnet been built so as to keep the head warm. Other men have noticed that women dressed for the party have ridden miles in the coldest night without a particle of the discomfort felt by their warmly dressed escort. These are curious facts, the scientists apparently do not know how to account for them. Those who are studying the wheat situation are interested in the fact that the world's available wheat supply on February 1 was 152,000,000 bushels as against 173,000,000 bushels a year ago. Wheat is now commanding the highest prices In years and indications are that it will reach much higher figures before the new crop is harvested. The Chicago wheat syndicate is disposing of its holdings at fancy prices, and when this stock disappears, the re sources of the country will be severely taxed to meet the demand. The Chi cago market advanced three cents last week, and it is expected that all rec ords for high prices will be broken be fore the deal is closed. "This part of the garden is the gov ernment tangle." The speaker laugh ed at the mystified looks of her guests. "Each year my father, a voter, re ceives from our congressman three puny grape-vines, one or two currant end raspberry bushes, a few packages of aster, marigold and pumpkin seeds, and a pint of wax beans. They are thrown in here and left to live or die, s they please." For like sarcastic recipients this government annually appropriates one hundred and thirty thousand dollars; nevertheless, a care ful review of the department reports fails to reveal a single case of benefit to agriculture from the free distribu tion of plants and seeds. We are glad to see that the "co-eds" of the University of Michigan have un dertake To? reform the male students. It shows that woman is acquiring con fidence "with her advanced education. It has ndt been unusual for one young woman fo undertake to , reform one young man, but until now we have not heard of a case where an attempt was made to round up several hundred young men and make one wholesale reform Job of the whole batch. How ever, we wish the girls success. Wer sincerely hope that they will be able to banish tobacco from the Institution, but we have our doubts, still. Just as a proof of their earnestness, they might Intimate that they are willing to have chewing gum and candy go with the tobacco. No. As director of the mint O. E. Roberts will not pass his time punch ing out quarters with a hand stamp. He will leave that sort of thing to the hired man while he answers the fool questions about finance which- people ask the government. When Sergeant Koomler, the private noldier, asked for more grub, the pToper thing would have been for the cook to get. a rope around his ankles in true Fort Shrridan style and haul him over (he coal. A. court martial js too mild tor suclib-HlIaln. SCIENTIFIC POINTERS, i CURRENT NOTES OF DISCOV ERY AND INVENTION. IMcylUta Hall a Recent Invention wilt Joy It 1'rewnU tit Camp from mowing Out A l'arla Uspoalllon Woutler. Growth of tha Aluiulnlnm Industry. LUMINIUM Is now rb0C4 Demg Droaucea m -,'V "-"T I large and increas- l Vif I ine nuantlties. A few years ago the manufacture of this metal ; on a com mercial scale was regarded as almost beyond the range of possibility. Those who predict ed it were considered dreamers, and capital shunned Investment in such an enterprise. Steadily, and so quietly that most of us have hardly been con scious of the fact, a new "white metal" has won its way to a place in the In dustrial world which, if not that to which the early enthusiasts had as signed it in their dreams, may yet be fairly called a firm foothold. To all intents and purposes the history of alu minium begins with the Invention of the processes which made possible Its use in the arts on a large scale. In America this has been accomplished since 1SS6, and all that was done in Europe prior to that date by way of popularizing the knowledge and use of the metal is rendered insignificant by comparison with the results since achieved. The closing years of the century are witnessing a remarkable development In the manufacture and consumption for Industrial purposes of this wonderful new metal. Indeed, it has been possible for a single genera tion to see the blr.h and the success ful growth of the entire aluminium in dustry. In the United States alone in the year 189G the amount of the crude aluminium produced exceeded 1,300.00) pounds one-third of the world's total output. The Effect of Foe. Accidents due to the obscuration of objects by fog are so common that scientists are making a study of ab sorbent power of fog as regards lights of all kinds. It appears that London fog absorbs 20.8 per cent of the light from an Incandescent burner, while the ordinary gas flame loses but 11.1 per cent. The incandescent light contains more blue, and thi3 Is readily absorbed by the fog. Red lights are much more penetrative than blue, and as the gas light contains far more red than the electric. It is much more valuable as a light for use In very heavy fogs. It Is a fact familiar to every one that when the sun shows through mist, it is of a deep red color. This is ac counted for by the fact that the blue rays are entirely absorbed, leaving only the red with Its much more power ful quality of penetration. A l'arla Expoalilon Wonder. At the exposition of 1900, in Paris, the palace of war and of the navy will be a remarkably Interesting and orig inal building. The design of the young architects to whom the contract has been awarded, Messrs, Umbdenstock & Auburtln, i3, according to the Scien tific American, very novel and beauti ful. The building is designed to show the great transformation that has taken place in the navy during the last two centuries. Accordingly, at the left ex tremity of the building ' they have placed the poop of one of the Immense galleys that formed the fleet of Louis XIV., with its antique guns, its blue-and-gold trimmings, its royal flags and its sails and rigging. This ship enters the palace and after passing through all the changes that shipbuilding in the last two centuries has made possible emerges on the right of the palace a modern armor-clad, steel-turreted fighting boat, with re volving .guns and a huge smokestack. The structure will be one of the mar vels of the great new century show. aivapenrted Animation. Experiments are to be tried upon liv ing creatures of various sorts for the purpose of ascertaining Just how far suspended animation can go with safe ty to lfe. It is a well understood fact thft certain animals hibernate, and a number of these are to be collected and placed under the most favorable condi tion for experiment. They will be con stantly watched to note the tempera ture at which consciousness leaves 'Vm. The statement has been made tV.t men" In the polar regions have been frozen In Icebergs and have re covered when the Ice melted. This has been discredited, but a number of Scientists are confident that such sn ex periment could be carried successful ly. It Is thought possible to chill tho m mm mm body so that It will remain In a torpid state for a month or more. The female polar bear hibernates during the en tire winter, but the male is always out nnd on the alert for food. Animals that hibernate are usually very fat at the beginning of cold weather, but come out In the spring extremely thin. The faculties are dormant during this period. Indeed certain creatures may be deprived of some portion of their members without apparent pain. A bat was examined after having been In the torpid state for some time, when it was found that its wings wore broken. It was apparently dead, but after being held in the hand for a few minutes it began to move uneasily, and upon recovering was found to be vi cious in the extreme, snapping and bit ing everything that came within its reach. The woodchuck and hedge-hog are among the most perfect examples of hibernating animals. If disturbed In the ne3t which they have prepared for themselves, they may roll about like balls without showing any signs of consciousness. These creatures, however, are very sensitive to shocks. A slight blow of an axe upon the tree In which they have made their homes Is often sufficient to kill them, and on one occasion a hedge-hog died merely from rolling a little distance and stak ing against a log. The fanatics of In dia permit themselves to be burled alive, as Is supposed, and manyof them have been known to remain for a long period In what is to all Intents and purposes a grave. The question arises whether there Is a scientific reason for all this; and if so by what theory can these conditions be accounted for, and how can they be produced at will. Illcy llata Hall It With Joy. Nearly every wheelman has had trou ble with his lamp blowing or Jarring out, and has often wondered whether it was possible to make it stay lighted The little device shown In the accom panying cut Is the result of Just such a conjecture, and has been tried on a number of lamps In this city with good results. It is simply a piece of wire gauze of the proper fineness and shape which cushions the flame from sudden draughts of air and prevents its being blown off the wick. With the shield In place it is possible to turn the wick down low enough to prevent the lamp from smoking, the consumption of oil being also much smaller. The attach ment can be placed on any lamp by the purchaser, and has already been patented. Kvolved from Garbage The garbage of a great city Is worth a fortune every year, If properly util ized.' In St. Louis, Mo., the refuse Is placed In enormous vertical cylind?is, surrounded by steam Jackets, which evaporate the seventy-five to eighty per tent of water in the garbage. The fat ty substances are dissolved, and as the result of a number of processes a fer tilizer is produced which is worth from nine dollars to twelve dollars per ton, the demand exceeding the supply. One of the purest and best soaps of the country was made of garbage grease before cotton-seed oil entered the field. It is now proposed to light London by electricity for nothing. It now costs that city $1.08 (4s Sd) to get rid of a ton of garbage. A combination of boil ers and other apparatus has been de vised that can burn the garbage a twenty-four cents (one shilling) per ton, and generate steam sufficient to run enough dynamos to light the en tire city. London can thus save 3s 8d on each ton, and, In addition, illumin ate its city without cost: Garbage, by a machine called the "dust destructor," Is converted Into clinkers, which can be used for roadways, n artificial stone for sidewalks, and as sand for mortar and cement. In Paris the Invisible particles of Iron, worn from wheels and from the shoes of horses, are rescued by passing powerful magnets through the sweepings. la Thera Such a Dlaeaaa aa Hydrophobia? When doctors disagree and acknowl edged authorities fall out and wrangle over Important points, or on matters that affect human life and safety. It is useless for the lay mind to struggt: with such subjects. One medical asso ciation and a great many competent authorities have decided that there Is no such disease as hydrophobia. Now the "Lancet" announces that the only safeguard against this disease is to keep dogs muzzled. Surely this must be an unnecessary precaution, if there Is no such disease to combat. The public will watch with a great deal of Interest the outcome of a dispute upon a question that so closely concerns (he safety of a large number of families in all quarters of the globe. Don't think for a minute because yot: owe your life to the doctor that lis will take It In payment of his uuu bill. TALMAttE'S SEliMON. HE PREACHES TO THE NEWS PAPER PROFESSION. And Incidentally Telia About tho Good I'upera In the Country Tow-na nnd C'ltlea, and the Wicked l'apera of t!io Greater title. Express, rail train and telegraphic communication are suggested if not foretold In this text, and from it I start to preach a sermon in gratitude to God and the newspaper press for the fact that I have had the opportuni ty of delivering through the newspaper press two thousand sermons or religi ous addresses, so that I have for many years been allowed the privilege of preaching the gospel every week to ev ery neighborhood in Christendom, and In many lands outside of Christendom. Many have wondered at the process by which it has come to pass, and for the first time in public place I stau the three causes. Many years age, a young man who has since become emi nent in his profession, was then study ing law In a distant city. He came to me, and said that for lack of funds he must stop his studying, unless through stenography I would give him sketches of sermons, that he might by the sale of them secure means for the comple tion of his education. I positively de clined, because It seemed to me an impossibility, but after some months had passed, and I had reflected upon the great sadness for such a brilliant young man to be defeated In his am bition for the legal profession, I under took to serve him; of course, free of charge. Within three weeks there came a request for those stenographic reports from many parts of the con tinent. Time passed on, and come gentlemen of ray own profession, evi dently thinking that there was hardly room for them and for myself In this continent began to assail me, and be came so violent in their assault that the chief newspapers of America put special correspondents in my church Sabbath by Sabbath to take down such reply as I might make. I never made reply, except once for about three min utes, but those correspondents could not waste their time and so they tele graphed the sermons to their particu lar papers. After awhile, Dr. Louis Klopsch of New York systemlzed the work into a syndicate until through that and other ryndicates he has put the discourses week by week before more than twenty million people on both sides of the sea. There have been so many guesses on this subject, many of them inaccurate, that I now tell the true story. I have not Improved the opportunity as I ought, but I feel the time has come when as a matter of common Justice to the newspaper press that I should make this statement In a sermon commemorative of the two thousandth full publication of sermons, nnd religions addresses, saying no thing of fragmentary reports, which would run up into many thousands more. There was one Incident that I might mention In this connection, showing how one Insignificant event might in fluence us for a lifetime. Many years ago on a Sabbath morning on my way to church in Brooklyn, a representa tive of a prominent newspaper met mo and said: "Are you going to give us any points today?" I said,' "What do you mean by 'points?'" lie replIeJ. "Anything we can remember." I said to myself, "We ought, to be making points' all the time in our pulpits and not deal In platitudes and Inanities." That one Interrogation put to me that morning started in" mo the desire of making potnt3 all the time and nothing but points. And now, how can I more appropri ately commemorate the two thousandth publication than by speaking of the newspaper press as an ally of the pul pit, and mentioning some of the trials of newspaper men. The newspaper is the great educator of the nineteenth century. There Is no force compared with It. It Is book, pulpit, platform, forum, all in one. And there is not an interest religious, lit erary, commercial, scientific, agricul tural or mechanical that Is not within Its grasp. All our churches and schools and colleges and asylums and art gal leries feel the quaking of the printing press. The institution of newspapers arose in Italy. In Venice the first newspaper was published, and monthly, during the time Venice was warring against Solyman the Second In Dalmatia, it was printed for the purpose of giving military and commercial Information to the Venitlans. The first newspa per published In England was In 15S3, and called the English Mercury. Who can estimate the political, scientific, commercial and religious revolutions roused up in England for many years past by the press? The first attempt at this Institution In France was in 1631, by a physician, who published the News, for the amuse ment and health of his patients. The French nation understood fully how to appreciate this power. So early as In 1820 there was In Paris 169 Journals. But in the United States the newspa per has come to unlimited sway. Though In 1775 there were but thirty seven in the whole country, the num ber of published Journals is now count ed by thousands; and today we may as well acknowledge it as not the re ligious an secular newspapers are the treat educators of the country. But alas! through what struggle the newspaper has come to Its present de velopment. Just as soon as it began to demonstrate Its power, superKItlon and tyranny shackled it. There Is no thing that despotism so much fears and hate9 as the printing press. A great writer in the south of Europe declared that the King of Naples had made it unsafe for him to write on any subject savo natural history. Austria could not bear Kossuth's Journalistic pen leading for the redemption of Hungary. Napoleon I., wanting to keep his Iron heel on the neck of nations, said that the newspaper was the regent of kings, and the only safe place to keep an editor was in prison. But the great battle for the freedom of the press was fought in the court rooms of England and the United States before this cen tury began, when Hamilton made his great speech in behalf of the freedom of J. Peter Zenger's Gazette In Ameri ca, and when Erskine made his great speech in behalf of the freedom to pub lish Palne's "Rights of Man" in Eng land. Those were the Marathon and the Thermopylae where the battle was fought which decided the freedom of the press In England and America, and all the powers of earth and hell will never again be able to put upon the printing press the handcuffs and the hopples of literary and political des potism. It Is remarkable that Thomas Jefferson, who wrote the Declaration of Independence, also wrote these words: "If I had to choose between a government without newspapers, and newspapers without a govern: ent, I would prefer the latter." Stung by some new fabrication in print, we come to write or speak about an "unbridled printing press." Our new book ground up In unjust criticism, we come to write or speak about the "unfair printing press." Perhaps through our own In distinctness of utterance we are report ed as saying Just the opposite of what we did say, and there is a small riot of semicolons and hyphens and com mas, and we come to write or talk about the "blundering printing press," or we take up a newspaper full of so cial scandal nnd of cases of divorce, nnd we write or talk about a "filthy, scurrilous printing press." But this morning I ask you to consider the Im measurable and everlasting blessing of a good newspaper. I find no difficulty In accounting for tho world's advance. What has made the change? "Books," you say. No, sir! The vast majority of citizens do not read books. Take this audience, or any other promiscuous assemblage, and how many histories have they read? How many treatises on con stitutional law, or political economy, or works of science? How many elab orate poems or books of travel? Not many. In the United States the people would not average one such book a year for each individual! Whence, then, this Intelligence, this capacity to talk about all themes, secular and re ligious; this acquaintance with science and art; this power to appreciate the beautiful and grand? Next to the Bi ble, the newspaper, swift-winged and everywhere present, flying over the fence, shoved under the door, tossed Into the counting house, laid on the work bench, hawked through the cars! All read it; white pnd black, German, Irishman, Swiss, Spaniards, American, old and young, good and bad, sick and well, before breakfast and after tea, Monday morn.'ng, Saturday night, Sunday and week day. I now declare that I consider the newspaper to be the grand agency by which the gospel 13 to be preached, Ignorance cast out, op pression dethroned, crime extirpated, the world raised, heaven rejoiced, and God glorified. In the clanking of the printing press, as the sheets fly out, I hear the voice of the Lord Almighty proclaiming to all the dead nations of the earth, "Lazarus, come forth!" and to the retreating surges of darkness. "Let there be light!" In many of our city newspapers, professing no more than secular information, there have appeared during the past thirty years some of the grandest appeals in behalf of religion, and some of the most ef fective interpretations of God's govern ment among the nations. One of the great .trials of the news paper profession is the fact that they are compelled to see more of the shams cf the. world than any other profession. Through every newspaper office, day by day, go the weakness of the world, the vanities that want to be puffed, the revenges that want to be wreaked, all the mistakes that want to be cor rected, all the dull speakers who want to be thought eloquent, all the mean ness that wants to get its wares noticed gratis In the editorial columns In order to save the tax of the advertising col umn, all the men who want to be set right who never were right, all the crack-brained philosophers, with story as long as their hair and as gloomy as their finger-nails, all the Itinerant bores who come to stay five minutes and stop an honr. From the editorial and reportorlal rooms all the follies and shams of the world are seen day by day, and the temptation is to be lieve neither In God, man, nor woman. It Is no surprise to me that in your pro fession there are some skeptical men. I only wonder that you believe any thing. Unless an editor or a reporter has in his present or in his early home a model of earnest character, or he throw himself upon the upholding grace of God. he may make temporal and eternal shipwreck. Another great trial of the newspaper profession Is the diseased appetite for unhealthy intelligence. You blame the newspaper press for giving such prom inence to murders and scandals. Do you suppose that so many papers would give prominence to these things If the people did not demand them? If I go into the meat market of a foreign city nnd I find that the butchers hang ep on the most conspicuous hooks meat that is tainted, while the meat that is fresh and savory Is put away without any special care, I come to the conclusion that the people of that city love tainted meat. You know very well that If the great mass of people In this country get hold of a newspaper, and there are in it no runaway matches, no broken-up families, no defamation of men In high position, they pronounce the paper insipid. They say, "It is shockingly dull tonight." I believe It is one of the trials of the newspaper press, that the people of this country demand moral slush Instead of healthy and Intellectu al food. Now, you are a respectable man, an Intelligent man, and a paper 'comes Into your hand.. You open It, and there are three columns of splen didly written editorial, recommending some moral sentiment, or evolving some scientific theory. In the next col umn there is a miserable, contemptible divorce case. Which do you read first?" You dip into the editorial long enough to say, "Well, that's very ably writ ten," and you read the divorce case from the "long primer" type at the top to the "nonpareil" type at the bottom, and then you ask your wife If she has read It! Oh, It is only a case of supply and demand! Newspaper men are not fools. They know what you want, and they give it to you. I be lieve that if the church and the world bought nothing but pure, honest, healthful newspapers, nothing but pure, honest and healthful newspapers would be published. If you should gather all the editors and the reporters of this country In one great conven tion, and ask of them what kind of a paper they would prefer to publish, I believe they would unanimously say, "We would prefer to publish an elevat ing paper." So long as there Is an in iquitous demand, there will be an In iquitous supply. I make no apology for a debauched newspaper, but I am saying these things In order to divide the responsibility between those who print and those who read. Another trial of this profession Is the fact, no one seems to care for their souls. They feel bitterly about it, though they laugh. People sometimes laugh the loudest when they feel the worst. They are expected to gather up religious proceedings, and to discuss religious doctrines in the editorial col umns, but who expects them to be saved by the sermons they stenograph, or by the doctrines they discuss in the editorial columns? The world looks up on them as professional. Who preach es to reporters and editors? Some of them came from religious homes, and when they left the parental roof, who ever regarded or disregarded, they came off with a father's benediction and a mother's prayer. They never think of those good old times but tears come into their eyes, and they move through these great cities homesick. Oh, if they only knew what a helpful thing it is for a man to put his weary head down on the bosom of a sympa thetic Christ! He knows how nervou3 and tired you are. He has a heart large enough to take In all your In terests for this world and the next. Oh, men of the newspaper press, you sometimes get sick of this world, It seems so hollow and unsatisfying. If there are any people In all the earth that need God, you are the men. and you shall have him, if only thi3 day you Implore his mercy. A man was found at the foot of Ca nal street. New York. As they picked him up from the water and brought him to the morgue, they saw by the contour of his forehead that he had great mental capacity.' He had entered the newspaper profession. He had gone down in health. He took to artificial stimulus. He went down further and further, until one summer day, hot and hungry, and sick, and In despair, he flung himself off the dock. They found In his pocket a reporter's pad, a lead pencil, a photograph of Bome one who had loved him long ago. Death, as sometimes It will, smoothed out all the wrinkles that had gathered premature ly on his brow, and as he lay there hi3 face was as fair as when, seven years before, he left his country home, and they bade him good-bye forever. The world looked through the window of the morgue, and said. "It's nothing but an outcast;" but God said It was a gi gantic eouI that perished, because the world gave him no chance. Let me ask all men connected with the printing press that they help us more and more in the effort, to make the world better. I charge you In tho name of God. before whom you must account for the tremendous Influence you hold in this country, to consecrate yourselves to higher endeavors. You are the men to fight back this invasion of corrupt literature. Lift up your right hand and swear new allegiance to the cause of philanthropy and religion. And when, at last, standing on the plains of Judgment, you look out upon the unnumbered throngs over whom you have had influence, may it be found that you were amongst the mightiest energies that lifted men upon the ex alted pathway that leads to the renown of heaven. Better than to have sat in the editorial chair, from which, with the finger of type, you decided the des tinies of empires, but decided therm wrong, that you had been some dun geoned exile, who, by the light of win dow iron-grated, on scraps of a New Testament leaf, picked up from the earth spelled out the story of Him who taketh away the sins of the world. In eternity. Dives Is the Beggar! Well, my frlends.wewill all soon get through writing and printing and proof-reading and publishing. What then? Our life is a book. Our years are the chapters. Our months are the paragraphs. Our days are the sentences. Our doubts are the interrogation points. Our imi tation of others the quotation marks. Our attempts at display a dash! Death the period. Eternity the perora tion. O God, where will we spend It? A thinking man is the worst enemy the Prince of Darkness can have Car lyle. Truth and facts always agree. Ec ror and lies are associates.