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"1 The Yale Expositor. J. A. Mekiies, Publisher. YALE, MICH A fool spends his money la dlsjalpa patiou and a wise man spends his for recreation. A husband waiting for his wife at a bargain sale is about the cheapest thing in eight. With the opening of the presidential campaign this country will probably experience another natural gas boom. Thres robbers who went Into a Chi cago house "In tho guise of constables" seem to have had a very low taste and to be lacking In all professional ethics. Chicago thugs who took $15 from a market gardener after he had lost $10 at a game of dice probably played a surer thing with the rest of the money. Judging from the senate debates on armor plate, the new shell that will penetrate eighteen Inches of Ilarvey ized steel has had no effect on sen atorial skulls. TRANSVAAL WAR ITEMS. Mount La-son, near Red Bluff, Cal., Is said to be rumbling ominously. Tho peak should be searched closely; some vice-presidential possibility may be up there, communing with himself. Lord Roberts says he has received ".i most cheery" telegram from Col. Baden-Powell, the defender of Mafeking. The mule ragout, with rashers of fried cat, must have been unusually good in the beleaguered town that morning. During the past week strikes have multiplied. There are now nearly 100, 000 men out, the most of them endeav i oring to obtain fewer hours of labor. "With but one or two exceptions, these men a,re pressing their cause in an en tirely orderly manner, which is proof of the intelligence of the American workingmcn. Where violence has oc curred, it has been Invoked by men who have not always enjoyed Ameri can citizenship. The experience of the French troop3 in the Sahara has Ehown that dark colored horses bear great atmospheric heat much better than do these of a light color. A writer in Nature re marks that the same fact has been demonstrated in India, and add3 that tropical animals generally have darker coats than are found upon those liv ing In cold climates. Similarly the darkest-hued races of mankind inhabit the warmer countries. "That is tho eighth boy," said the matron of a city employment bureau recently, "who has come today to en gage a cook, laundres3 or parlor maid. Moreover, each one has made a good selection, stated his requirements clearly, and finished in half the time hi3 mother or sister would have occu pied." The new boy is as distinct a product of the age as the new woman. He can make hi3 own bed, sew button'? on his own clothes, manage a bachelor establishment for his father and him self, make out the menu3 and do chafing-dish cookery, all without losing his rank in school or hi3 prestige among his boy mates. "Puerto Rico" or 'Torto Itico?" Let Tis hope that uniformity will a last prevail. It is not the first case of a vexatious variation and puzzle to those who wish to spell It correctly. It took years to get rid of "Dacotah" and to establish the spelling "Dakota." The situation with respect to our new is land possession is that the board of geographic names, which is supposed to determine such matters, has deckled strongly for Puerto Rico. The Presi dent, it is understood, accepted the authority of the board and adopted its spelling. But congress has enact ed a form of government for "Porto Rico," which thus becomes the legal name of the territory. The mystery of the "wabbling" of the earth's axis may be explained in the opinion of Dr. J. Halm, a German astronomer, by assuming that the ro tation of our planet is affected by changes in the magnetic influences of the sun. He publishes a comparison of observations on sun-spots and oa the irregular motions of the north pole, which appears to show a coincidence between the two phenomena. During a maximum of sunspots the magnetic Influence of the sun seems to be great est, and after the passage of such a maximum the disturbance of the earth's axis diminishes. The fact that the earth's poles of magnetism do not correspond in location with its geographical poles may, Doctor Halm suggests, indicate how tho sun's dis turbing action is applied. When tho magnetism of our globe Is most pow erfully excited then the strain alons Its magnetic axis may cause a distor tion of tho figure of the earth, which becomes less as tho strain diminishes. A good man is a useful man. He not all ornament. He has his work to do, his place in society to fill, his In fluence to exert. He is truthful; others share In his goodness. He scatters blessings all along his pathway. Ha is no encumherer of tho ground. Thore li neither a human nor a divine de mand for his removal as useless. Ha Is pparcd year after year on account of bis productiveness. By his prayers, his instructions, his counsels, his ex ample, his spirit and his deeds, he lm provea and benefits oil who come lthin his reach. Displayed In tho most conspicuous style in the London Daily Express of the "lat is the following- dominant war uews: -"We have the best reason for statin; that in the last -4 hours a tele gram has been received at the foreign ollico, addressed personally to the prime minister from President Kruger, pro posing1 terms of peace. The exact terms of the message cannot be stated; but wo believe it is couched in an ex ceedingly humble strain." lt is incon ceivable, of course, that Lord Salisbur3 can have sent any reply, except the one that stands ready on the lips of every Briton unconditional surrender. A special dispatch from Kroonstad says that lien. IK-wet has sent word that he is prepared to surrender condi tionally with his entire commando. A dispatch from Kitsoek, 14 miles north of Kroonstad, dated the 50th and by way of Kroonstad, Kays that Hen. Ham ilton with tho seventh division is marching east without opposition. A dispatch from Mequatlinjj's nek, dated May hi says: (Ion. Brabant is reported to have captured 1,00 Boers at Cloco lan. A Lorenzo Marquez correspon dent, telegraphing on the l'Jth, says, Recent arrivals from the Transvaal de clare that the burghers have lost all confidence in their ability to withstand the British; that they are disheartened; disgusted and sick, and that their pre dominant de-ire is to return to their homes. President Kruger is anxious to prevent the war from lizlin; out, is usin; his influence to bring about one last heroic stand. The future tactics of the Bjcrs ure a mystery. The for eign oflicvrs urge the defense of Pretoria. Mafeking' has been relieved. The long drawn out siege of the place has finally been raised by the Boers. It is believed that heavy lighting occurred before the relief was affected. London showed as much enthusiasm as when news of the relief of Ladysmith was received. A Pretoria dispatch says the siege was abandoned after the laagers had been heavily bombarded, but thus far no ollicial report has been given out in London. It is also announced at London that Hen. Buller has occu pied Newcastle. Two members of the Free Staie raad are said to have proposed to seize Pres ident Steyn and turn him over to the British. At Britisli army hospitals in Bloem fontein. deaths from enteric fever aver age 10 daily. WAR NOTES. A proclamation, purporting to have been issued by Aguinaldo, and dated May 4, from Polillo island, one of the Philippine group, east of Luzon, is cir culating in Manila. Is says the com mission appointed by President Mc Kinley was appointed without the au thorization of congress, and that, hence, it cannot treat oflicially. It urges the Filipinos not to surrender their arms at the instigation of the commission and on promises which congress may not ratify, and also urges the Filipinos to enthusiastically welcome the com mission when it arrives in the towns and provinces, asking boldly for the form of government they most desire, us the Americans permit freedom of speech. The proclamation closes with asking the Filipinos to still strive for liberty and independence, und again warns the commission against decep tion. The transport Logan sailed from San Francisco on the llith for Manila via Honolulu. Among the passengers on board were a number of army ollicers, assistant surgeons, 10 postal clerks. TO recruits. 37 hospital men and 7 con tract nurses, as well as a number of civilian employes and the wives and children of ollicera now serving in the islands. No Nrc'y System In Hawaii. There will be no Nccly business in the Hawaiian islands. The U. S. pos tal system will be installed there June 14, but at the close of business on the 13th every one of the 78 postmasters will be required to give a full account of all Hawaiian stamps, postal cards, etc., on hand, and the whole caboodle will be sent to headquarters in Wash ington for destruction in the regular government furnace, and by men un der bonds to let no guilty btamp es cape. A Daring: Kobliery. A lone highwayman entered the cor ridor of the Coatc.s hotel, one of the leading hotels at Kansas City, Mo., on the night of the 50th and forcing the strong box of the cigar stand escaped. The box contained diamonds valued at SI. 500, S5.i0 in gold, currency, silver, and checks to the amount of $100. - He held the night cleric and another em ploye of the hotel off at the point of a revolver, and escaped on a horse that he had tied to the curbing. Turkey Disturbed. The Russian embassy has consider ably perturbed governmental and di plomatic circles at Constantinople by inviting the immediate attention of the porte to deplorable situations of many districts of Armenia, resulting from brutal methods of collecting taxes and from persecutions which has driven many to embrace Islamism while whole communities arc preparing to emigrate to Russia. A stock company has been organized at Plainwell with a capital stock of S'JO.OOO to operate an electric lighting plant in connection with the old Mer rill mill; also to manufacture shirt waists, skirts, shirts, etc One hun dred people will find employment. It is estimated that 40,000,000 feet of logs have been burned at points along the Alpena t Northern railroad. All the departments of the American Steel fc Wire Company's mill in De- Kalb, 111., has leen reopened and are running with a doable shift of men irw nearlv all of them. A Ilad Wreck at Iluehanen. A bad wreck occurred on the Michi gan Central at Buchanan on the morn ing of the 50th. The fast freight side tracked for the early westbound ex press, backing on to the spur track which runs to Lee & Porter's axle works, two miles distant from the de pot. After the express passed, the freight pulled on to the main track. Six rear cars broke from the train, the drawbar pulling out, but the conduc tor stopped thein with the brakes. The train parted a second time, and 11 cars started down the track, which is down grade i.ll the way, btriking six other ears. All control of them was lost, and on they dashed at 7. miles an hour. At the axle works four cars and a way ear ran oh? the end of the track, plow ing up the ground 500 feet, striking a house occupied by Wm. Muoks, almost destroying it. The way car forced its way into the parlor, next to the room in which the family of live were bleep ing, and it was by a miracle that they escaped. The furniture in the house was demolished, but the contents of the cars were practically uninjured. J'ort Huron's Canal. The Port Huron canal commissioners held an important meeting on the 1.1th. Three routes were submitted by the city engineer. The route which seems to meet with most approval is 0,545 feet long and the average excavation will be 30 feet. The general impression prevailed that the canal should be 55 feet wide at the bottom, allowing a stream of water six feet deep. This would make the surface of the water 37 feet wide. It will be necessary to build four bridges, each 1,000 feet long. It is further proposed to secure a right of way for 500 feet, giving room for a driveway on each side of the canal. OvlI Will le Dry This Yeur. The village council of Ovid some time ago rejected the liquors bonds of one MeCarty, who wished to engage in the business at that place. The bond that was required was to be for 0,000, and at the time the council gave no reasons for its rejection. MeCarty then brought mandamus proceedings to compel the acceptance of the bond. Judge Stone on the 11th held against MeCarty, and Ovid will be a dry town this year. Since rejecting the bond the village has decided not to have any saloons there. CONGRESSIONAL NOTES. The house accomplished little on the 10th besides passing the senate bill to incorporate the American National Red Cross. No progress was made with the Alaskan code bill, owing to the inabil ity of the two sides to agree as to the time to be allowed for general debate. The conference report on the District of Columbia appropriation bill was re jected after extended debate. Not a little stir was caused in con gress by the first veto message of the session, which was sent to the house on May 4. It was the Navajo Indian bill, which congress proposed to open to the operation of the mineral land laws a certain strip of land in the res ervation in Arizon a. The house on the 17th passed a spe cial river and harlor bill carrying ?lou, 000 for surveys and emergency work, and devoted the remainder of the day to the Alaskan code bill. Four pages of the 017 pages of the bill were dis posed of before adjournment. A larger acreage than ever is being planted to chicory on the muck lands of Ui-lle River flats, near Capac. BASE CALL. IMow we snl).Tiit tho oillclal standing of th9 clubs of til? National anl Amrica:i le:i.?iws up to and Ineliilin.,' Monday. May Cist: Won. Lost. Per ct. Phlla.lr'.pUia 10 7 -CM IJroo'.Uvn 1 .Ci' Cauv:o 13 11 .W7 St. Louis 13 11 Si I'ittUiur 1 1.' .538 Tnfluii:ul 1 13 .435 New York 1 H .'-'73 llonton M -"33 AMERICAN I.LAC. t'F. Won. Lost, Per ct Indianapolis 17 0 -73J Milwaukee 6-r Ctafoaco ! 1 Cleveland 12 " .W Minneapolis 13 Id -41H Kansas City 11 ,a -407 HulTalo M Detroit " -S3 THE MARKETS. I.1VK STOCK. New York Oattlo Shep Liimbs Hots Ht-st grades.. .4 f'H.'t ."0 .' 5J ? ." 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Uutter. best dairy. 1'Vo per lb; creamery, 20i During the week ending May 18, 15, 000 immigrant arrived at New York. Forty per cent of the new arrival were Italians. The U. S. supreme court on the 14th declared the inheritance tax constitu tional, but held that.it applied to the amount of the legacy, and not of the estate as a whole. The Brazilian government will not ask congress to impose an additional gold duty on imports. It is possible, however, that the gold duty may bo raised and a corresponding reduction made In the paper duties. WHY THIS SHOWER OF GARTERS An I'uiiMual Number of tlie Article Int mil fcoucht. Twice in the last week Chicago hqs brtn startled by advertisements tov j lost carters, mis breaks an known records for one week. Now and then a vagrant "lest" ad. setting forth that a carter which was ouee the secret pride and boast of some fair one has slipped its moorings and fallen into profane hand3 and that a suitable re ward will be given for its return. But two in one week seems to be excessive. There must be something the matter. It is not a question of locality, for tho first garter thrust upon the public no tice traveled south side streets and boulevards in its proper station in life and it was on the south side that it burst all bounds and started forth into the world alone, without its mate. The latest claimant for public atten tion in that line formerly resided on Tower place, away over on the north side. The latter one had something of a bulge on its predecessor, inas much a3 it boasted a gold buckle that the lady owner is particularly anxious to recuvcr. For the garter per se she cares not one whit. But gold buckles do not grow on every bush, not even on Tower plocc. and therefore the lady is anxious that tho honest person who picked up the gold buckle should waive all sentimental considerations and re turn it. Why are garters dropping right and left at this season of the year? Is it superinduced by a falling off in embonpoint on the part of tho fair wearers of tho ornaments or Is a trust manufacturing the elastic and making it of such an inferior material that the very necessary articles are easily lost? These questions positively shriek for a solution. At the same time it might be remarked, honi soit qui mai y penso. This remark, in fact, should have been made at the outset, but It is never too late to say it. Why should garters have gold buckles? And why should this be open season for garters? Once more, honi soit qui mal y pen?c. Chicago Chronicle. I 1 WELLINGTON IN INDIA. The Importance of What He Achieved In That Country. The splendor of Wellington's serv ices in European warfare has to a con siderable extent obscured the import ance of what he achieved in India, in the field and in council; yet this gave proof of his best qualities, and was characteristic in the highest degree, says the Fortnightly Review. IIe.be camc the most prominent and distin guished soldier in our army in India at a grave crisis, when our empire was endangered in no doubtful sense; hi3 conduct mainly contributed to the suc cess of our arms. His first cssaya in the field were not fortunate; he mado a night attack in the campaign against Tlppoo without reconnoitering, which naturally failed; he was rather under a cloud at the siege of Seringapatam. But his administrative power and his faculty of command were seen Li hi3 direction of the Nizam's army; and he was rightly appointed to the head of affairs at Mysore after the conquest of that kingdom and the death of Tlp poo, though his brother conferred tho appointment upon him. His military genius, however, was most conspicu ous and exhibited itself with peculiar clearness in h!3 great and decisive vic tory of Assaye. SptnlOi IVovrrhst Froverbs uncomplimentary to the fair sex aro common in Spain: "A woman like a pavement should be well trampled on to keep in order."' "A woman is like a candle; twist her neck If you wish her to be good." "Beware of a bad woman, and do not trust a good 4ne." "Crying in a woman and limping in a dog, is all a sham." "A cock crow3 on hl3 own dunghill, but hens cackle everywhere." (This in reference to the supposed garrulous Less and inquisitive disposition of the sex). "Show mo a magpie without a spot, and I will show you a woman without a fault." In English, counter parts arc not wanting for example: A woman, a dog and a walnut tree The more you beat them tho better they be. Mothers-in-law and step mothers come in for a good deal of sarcasm; some of the proverbs In re gard to them will not stand transla tion. Of a man who is accounted lucky they say: "If he fell from the roof of a house he would fall on the lop of his mother-in-law." Chambers' Journal. llarren FlrM for Stories. Senator Depew says that tho senate ol the United State.? is the last place in the world to get new stories. He went to Washington with the belief that an hour or two in the cloak rooms would supply him with a fund of fresh and pithy anecdotes, but the senate has proven a barren field. Airnlnut Her Principle. "It Is all over betwe?n us," said Miss DInsmore, firmly, to Mr. Dolley. "Take your ring." "Keep it." replied Mr. Dolley, mournfully. "I couldn't think of euch a thing. It Is my Invariable rule to return the ring when I break an engagement," said Miss DInsmore. In Condition to Ucpent. Eddie Reed, a boy preacher of Taris. 111., has Induced several of his fellow townsmen to sign pledges to refrain from tho wicked gnme of draw poker. Little Eddls probably Btruck a banc of losers. Buffalo Express. No Time to Ilrrftk Ilowo, "There's -one fine thing about a po etical career, after all." "What 13 that?" "It keeps all candidates in guch excellent health.' Ji55 ? sa e h, ! r ' ) ' V,' ;, i Ci:.:n,iii:y.;r,.:'y..f -). ih.iut. 4uj.A ;. We own end occupy the tallest mercantile building In the world. 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