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THE YALE EXPOSITOR, THURSDAY, AUG. 31, 191 T.
1 M OF GITY Big Success Shown by Numbers of Callers at Philadelphia Headquarters. LOCAL MAN TELLS OF REMARKABLE RELIEF FROM RHEUMATISM IN YEAR'S TIME. The apparent success with which Fro feasor James M. Munyon, the world famous health authority, has been meet ing has started much discussion. Every street car brings dozens of callers to hla laboratories at C2d and Jefferson Streets. Philadelphia. Ta.. and every mall brings thousands of letters from peoplo Inquir ing about Munyon's Famous Health Cult. Professor Munyon's corps of expert phy sicians Is kept busy eee.Injr cnllers and answering the mail. Peculiar to say, these physicians prescribe no medicine at all for SO per cent, of tho cnllers and mall Inquiries; health hints, health ad vice nnd rules for rieht living are given absolutely free. Medical advice- and con sultation absolutely free. ifunyon's followers seem to be enor mous. Those who believe In his theories peem to think he possesses tho most marvelous powers for the heallnj? of ull sorts of diseases. Munyon, himself, laughs at this. He snys: "The hundreds of cures which you are hearing about every clay In Philadelphia are not in any way due to my personal skill. It is my remedies, which represent the combined brains of the greatest medical specialists science has ever known, that are doing the work. I have paid thousands of dol lars for a single formula and the ex clusive right to manufacture It. 1 have paid tens of thousands of dollars for oth ers of my various forms of treatment. This Is why I pet such remarkable re sults. I have simply bought tho best products of the best brains In the world and placed this knowledge within tho reach of the general public." Among Munyon's callers yesterday were many who were enthusiastic In their praise of the man. Oirr of theso said: "For six years I suffered with rheumatism. Mv arms nnd legs were af flicted so badly that I could hardly work, and I could not raise my arms to my head. The pain was most severe In tho liack, however, and I was In perfect tor ture. I tried in many ways to get cured, or even to secure temporary relief, but nothing seemed to help me until I was persuaded by a friend to try Dr. Mun yon's Uric Acid Course. It was the most marvelously acting remedy I ever saw. within a week the pain had most gone and Inside of a month I considered my self entirely cured. I can now go out in the worst weather cold, wet or any thing else, and I have not felt any sus picion of a return of the disease. I think that every person who has rheumatism and does not take the TTrlc Acid Course Is making a great mistake." The continuous stream of callers and mall that comes to Professor James M. Miinvon at his laboratories at 53d and Jefferson Sts.. Philadelphia. Pa., keeps Dr. Munyon and his enormous corps of expert physicians busy. Write today to Professor James M. Munvon personally. Munyon's Labora tories. B3d and Jefferson Sts., Philadel phia, Pa. Give full particulars in refer ence to your case. Your inquiry will be held strictlv confidential and answered in a plain envelope. You will be given the best medical advice, and asked moro questions. Remember there is no charge of any kind for consultation, or medical advice. The onlv charge Munyon makes Is. when his physicians prescribe his remedies vou pay the retail selling price. It is immaterial whether you buy from him or from the nearest druggist. Emerson's Story of Gratitude. There is a beautiful little story In Emerson's recently published "Jour nals," of which his son, the editor, Dr. Edward W. Emerson, said the poet was very proud. A certain widow was so poor that the eked out the one thin bed cover ing by laying an old door over herself and her children. "Mamma," one of the children said one bitter night, "what do those poor little children do who haven't got a door to cover them?" Youth's Com. panion. ' Was He a Bostonian? "John," shrieked a woman, "don't go under that ladder." . But under it John went with a swoop to the pavement. "My dear," he said, coming up with a dollar bill in his hand, "if I hadn't gone under the ladder that boy would have beaten me to the currency." His Inspiration. Wagner told where he got his inspi ration. "It was from the garbage cans be ing emptied at night," ho confessed. Mrs. Wlnslow's SootMng fiyrup for Children teething, softens the puma, reduces in 11 anima tion, allays pain, cures wind colic, 25c a bottle. Calling people down is not a very uplifting process. Particularly the Ladies. Not only pleasant and refreshing to the taste, but gently cleansing and sweet ening to the system, Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna 13 particularly adapted to ladies and children, and beneficial in all cases in which a wholesome, strength ening and effective laxative should be used. It is perfectly safe at all times and dispels colds, headaches and the pains caused by indigestion and constipation so promptly and effectively that it is the one perfect family laxative which gives satis faction to all and is recommended by millions of families who have used it and who have personal knowledge cf its ex cellence. Its wonderful popularity, however, has led unscrupulous dealers to offer imita tions which act unsatisfactorily. There fore, when buying, to get its beneficial effects, always note the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co. plainly printed on the front of every package of the genuine Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna. For sale by all leading druggists. Price 50 cents per bottle. PAKKEK'S UAin IIAI CAM nrtin u w n CiMi and ttf-iiritificf tha Iiir. f'roir)oti a Iniuriai.t ffwth. iwr Fall t Jientore Oray Cuxrl '!p d'trnrr to htir faliirj,'. i'lr. ii 1 i.f l-t7r)rt AUTOMOBILE $yL AIF V '"I THREE VIEWS OF "WILD" BOB AUTO This is the roan who has traveled through space faster than any human being ever traveled before and lived. He has dared to do something that no other mortal ever accomplished be fore, and through his daring has gain ed the title of the "World's Speed King." Robert Burman is shown here at the wheel of the monster IJenz car which he will pilot in the Michigan State Fair auto races. Burman is the holder of the world's straightaway records for the kilometer, mile and RACING PROGRAM IS BEST EVER OFFERED Grand Circuit Dates for State Fair Will Bring Together Fastest ' Horses In World. No fair organization in the country has ever presented so elaborate and so expensive a program for harness events as that of the Grand Circuit Meeting for the Michigan State Fair this year. The purses aggregate $53,000. Patrons of the Michigan State Fair will be treated to the highest class of horse racing in the world this year, as the management has secured dates in the Grand Circuit. This means that all the fastest horses in the world and all the famous drivers will participate in the big events that will he raced during the first week of the fair. The stellar feature of attraction will be the great Michigan Stake, worth $10,000. The list of entries al ready secured guarantees a wonder ful contest that sheaild prove one of the great races of the year. There is also a $5,000 pacing race and class raes for all the Grand Circuit horses. In recognition of Michigan as a center of horse breeding, the Ameri can Association of Trotting Horse Breeders has decided to award to the Michigan State Fair its matron stake, one of the great colt races of the trotting turf. The arrangement of the card show ing the future events of each day is not completed, and when it is pub lished there will be five days of Grand Circuit races that will furnish some of the turf history of the season of 1911. ' A LIVE STOCK SHOW CF THE HIGHEST ORDER Every animal at the State Fair will 1)0 the pick of the farm, selected for Mr? purpose of competing for a pre mium and the excellence of the show will be fully equal to its magnitude. The people will not only have an op portunity to see the nnimala but to -irccrtaln their characteristics, and to lonrn the la'e and improved methods of tearing, fording nnd caring for all kinds cf lhe stock. The State Fair offers unexampled opportunities for rule and purdiat'.e of live stock, and buyers, as well as sellers, are cordial ly inited to attend and take advant age of this opportunity. NO LIQUOR ON GROUNDS. Its Sale Is Positively Prohibited by the State Fair Management. The sale of liquor of any kind or description anywhere on the grounds is positively prohibited by the state fair management. For a number of years a bar was conducted under the urand stand, but last, year the hoard )U -pled n resolution; declaring against he liquor concession and tho resolu tion will be rigidly enforced again tli I -3 year. SPEED KING OF BURMAN, WHO WILL BE AT THE MICHIGAN STATE FAIR RACES WITH HIS BIO BENZ CAR. two-mile distances, and during the past Ave years has left behind him a trail of records broken and victories won. Burman is one of the most pe culiarly constituted men in the world today, living what might be called a dual existence. In everyday life be is quiet and unassuming and a thor ough business man, but behind the wheel cf a racing motor a ninnis seems to seize him and Burman be comes a mau semi-frenzied in his de sire to conquer time and set space at HOW FELICIA SHOWED HER. When Mrs. Slidell. who lived across the street from tho Trentons and had two marriageable daughters of her own, learned that young Dr. Baldwin was devoting himself assiduously to Felicia Trenton it troubled her. "Felicia is a good girl in many ways," she said confidentially to half a dozen of her most intimate friends, "but she is certainly not the girl for a struggling young physician to mar ry. While she has the appearance of being a good manager and all that, and everybody knows that she simply runs things at home, it seems to me that it's more a sign of bad temper than anything else. That poor little mother of hers just gives in to her because si; knows there would be a tremendous fuss if she didn't. Of course, she seems to have so much attention from men. but you'll notice that none of them keep it up very long. "You remember Tom Hays, don't you?" continued Mrs. Slidell, warming to her theme. "Of course, some peo ple say to this day that he was des perately in love with Felicia, but to my own personal knowledge he never went near her the last time he was in town, and. in fact, I undestood from the very best authority that this was because she had a Jar of rouge sitting on the mantel one night when he went, there. "Then there was George Gleason. George did go there a great deal and seemed perfectly devoted, but I know that they were almost engaged and one morning he went there unexpect edly. She had been doing some wcrk around the house and had an a kimo no and dreadful old slippers and her hair up in curl papers, and all that rort of thing, and George just turned around and went away and never went back again." VJ It was odd, and of course very un fortunate that Mrs. Slidell should have been taken so ill as to require the services of a physician Just at the time when her own family doctor was out of town. Felicia Trenton laughed when she happened to look out of the window and see the doctor going up the Slidell front steps to make a pro fessional call. She laughed again when she met him at her own door. "What's the Joke?" asked the doc tor. "What did she say about mo?" she asked. "Who" the doctor began. Then he, too, laughed. "Conceited young woman," he said; "what makes yoii thing she said anything about you?" "Precedent," responded Felicia lightly. SPLENDID MUSIC. State Fair Crowds Will Be Enter tained by Two Great Bands. Schmemann's Military Band and Al. Green's Military Band, both high class musical organizations, will fur nish the band music at tho state fair this year. There will be daily con certs from tho stand located in the grove and one of tho bands will be in constant attendance in tho grand stand. Some people think they are, guests, but others find them jests. THE WORLD. naught. Unlike former drivers who have reached the pinnacle of farao in the world of speed, Burman refuses to retire from hard fought competition with others and relies tipon exhibi tions of his skill to increase his fame. Traveling through space at the rate of almost two and one-half miles a minute is not conducive to the best of complexions, so the speed king has devised the unique mask shown above to protect his face during his thrill ing drives in his monster Benz car. It was some weeks later that Feli cia met Mrs. Slidell just coming out of Dr. Baldwin's office. Mrs. Slidell seized Felicia's hand in an affection ate grasp. "I understand that you're a great friend of Dr. Iialdwin's," she gurgled. "You know I dread having a new phy sician, so I was simply distressed to death when I was taken so ill when Dr. Toole was out of town. But I've simply fallen in love with your Dr. Baldwin." "Oh, please don't call him my Dr. Baldwin's protested Felicia. "I really know him very slightly. He didn't make much of an impression on me when I met him." "Is that possible?" cried Mrs. Sli dell. "Why, my girls consider him perfectly charming. You know he has dined with us several times, and just between you and me he's very much taken with Isabel. You know Isabel is so natural and unaffected, and Dr. Baldwin tells me that he particularly dislikes artificiality." "He'll never like me, then." said Felicia. "Let me hurry up and get away, so that there won't bo any pos sibility of his seeing mo. One of my eyebrows is on crooked right this minute." She hurried away with a laugh. "Cat," she said to herself. "I'll show her.". Fortune favored Felicia, for a few days later, just as she was stepping out of Dr. Baldwin's small, but very correct, little motor car, assisted by the doctor's devoted hand, Mrs. Sli dell came trimming lightly, lovingly toward them. "Shall I tell her?" mur mured the doctor. Felicia nodded. "You darling," cooed Mrs. Slidell, as she stopped beside tho two. "How lovely you look, and such a beautiful color! And how becoming that style of hair dressing is to you," she gush ed on. "You don't know how often I've envied you your lovely color and your beautiful heavy hair!" Felicia patted her curls approving ly. "They are rather nice, aren't they?" she inquired. "But you can have plenty if you want to pay for it. To tell you the truth, though, I'm get ting a little bit tired of the hair I have now. Dr. Baldwin is going to New York next week and he's going to get me $30 worth of new hair nnd the latest thing In complexions. Per haps he would fill a commission for you. too. You would, wouldn't you, John?" "Gladly if I have time after getting the all-Important solitaire," respond ed the doctor cordially. "I must tell you the good news," he continued, "that Miss Trenton and I are engaged, and 1, at least, am ready for congratu. lations." STATE FAIR EXCURSIONS. All the Railroads Have Granted a Re duced Round Trip Fare. Every railroad in Michigan has granted a reduced round trip rato to the Michigan state fair and will fup ply extra train service. Local ticket agents will supply information regard ing train schedules and fares. A man is never old enough to know enough not to marry a girl who is young enough to bo hla granddaughter. The National Grange Conducted by Charlvs M. Gardner, Kdltor of the National Granye, Wcstflcld, Mass. SUCCESS OF THE GRANGE Past Year Has Been Marked by Ex ceptional Advancement and Extension of the Order. ' Everybody Is interested in some thing that succeeds, and so is the present remarkable Grange popularity all over the county in part explained. The past year in the history of the Grange has been marked by excep tional advancement and by a degreo of extension of boundaries never be fore equaled in the Grange movement In this country. The last issue of the National Grange Monthly sum maries this extension work most con cisely and thero is much information contained in the following statement from that paper: One of the tests of the vitality of an organization is found in its capac ity for growth, as witnessed by the accession of new members and the establishment of more branches. When such evidences appear, it is reasonably safe to believe the or ganization prosperous and its outlook good. Thus measured, tho National Grange may well be congratulated on what the nino months of its present year have wrought in the extension of its boundaries. During the months of the present summer quarter tho hot weather and tho busy activities of the farm are likely to preclude much extension work; so that the nine months from October 1 to July 1 practically cover the organization season of the year. For the quarter ending January 1, 90 new Granges were organized and 10 were reorganized; for the quarter ending April 1, 1SG new Granges were organized and 20 were reorgan ized; for the quarter ending July 1, 118 new Granges were organized and 13 were reorganized; making a nine months total of 403 new Granges or ganized and 49 Granges reorganized. A more ' substantial evidence of the strength of the order could hardly bo asked than In its capacity thus clearly shown, to build up itself in new fields and to attract to its mem bership the thousands of people which the charter rolls of these new Granges represent. It is further significant to note that these new Granges represent exten sions of the order in all the Grange states. In the first quarter's organiza tion, 23 states shared; in the second quarter, 25 states; in the third quar ter, 22 states. For first place in or ganization records, there appears to be pretty stiff rivalry, and enough de sirable competition to make the con test lively. So far Ohio heads the list, with 4G new Granges during the nine months; Oregon is a close sec ond, with 45 ner Granges; Michigan organized 41; Washington, 40; New York, 38; Pennsylvania, 27. Here in these six leaders is vividly seen Grange interest in the far east, In the middle west and on the Pacific slope. Similarly widespread interest and growth are evidenced in the states of fewer organizations, while every listed Grange state in the coun try has shared in the institution of new Granges or the reviving of old ones. These are some facts about the Grange which patrons who desire to bo thoroughly informed on the order will do well to keep in mind. They will prove a good answer to people who are continually seeking to dis credit the Grange and to belittle its influence and popularity, and may well be stored up in memory for use on needed occasions. Grange growth is steady, substantial and nation wide. REST ROOMS FOR THE WOMEN Grange Committee in Michigan Is Es tablishing Them in the County Court Houses. An interesting phase of Grange work is brought to light in Michigan, through a plan to establish "rest rooms" in the county hourt houses. This is a plan taken up by the wom an's work committee of the Michigan State Grange and Is already well un der way. In Antrim, Oakland and sev eral other counties, such rooms are set aside in the court houses, which are free for the use of any woman who wishes to rest during shopping, or desiring to use the toilet or lava tory, rearrange her hair, cat a box lunch or have a cup of tea; also to pass the otherwise weary time while waiting for trains or as an appoint ment place for meeting friends. Tho women of the counties nlready pro vided find these "rest rooms" a God send indeed and there is a call for their extension into other counties as rapidly as possible. It is the present plan of the worn an's work committee, when it shall be proved that theso "rest rooms" meet a genuine need among the women of the state, to extend the idea by hav ing the rooms fitted up very attract ively, supplying them with numerous conveniences not yet attempted nnt having competent attendants it charge. That such rooms shall nlso be used as conference centers and as meetings places for various projects In which the women of Michigan are Interested, is also one of the further objects to be striven for. There ore more than seventy counties in Michi gan, which affords a glimpse of the magnitude of the present movement, if the hopes of the promoters can,br eveu approximately realized. A PHYSICAL WRECK. Given Up By Physicians Cured By Doan's Kidney Pills. Edward Gucker, 612 S. 14th St., Mattoon, 111., says: "I could scarcely 6tand tho terrible pains in my back and I gradually ran down until I was a physical wreck. My kidneys were in terrible condition the urine passing too freely and being a chalky white in col or. My appetite fail ed, I lost flesh rapid ly and could not sleep. Tho doctors thought I had only a short time to live. I was so great ly Improved after short use of Doan's Kidney Pills that I continued and was completely cured. I am positive that Doan's Kidney Pills will cure any case of kidney trouble if taken as directed." Remember the name Doan'3. For sale by druggists and general storekeepers everywhere. Price 50c. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. A PARADOX. Manager Ha3 your new play plen ty of life In it? Playwright Sure. "Why, eight peo ple aro killed in the last two acts. The Brute. "Men are such rude things," said the supercilious girl. "Has any of them dared to address you without an introduction?" "No; but in a crowd one got his face all mixed up with my hatpin and never even said 'excuse me'." An Equivalent. "The man in the office with me did not get the advantage of me. I gave him a Roland for his Oliver." "But which is really the better make?" D You one of 4 66,562 Acres Excellent Train Service The Direct Route The Best of Everything 3.000 Farms? NW10I2 W. L. DOUGLAS 2,50,3.00,3.50&4.00 SHOES WOMEN wear W.LDougla stylish, perfect fitting, easy walking boot, because they give long wear, same as W.L.Douglas Men's shoes. THE STANDARD OF QUALITY ffl FOR OVER 30 YEARS The workmanship which has made Douglas shoes famous the world maintained in every pair. If I could take you into my large I at Brockton, Mass., and show you carefully W.L.Douglas shoes are made, would then understand why they are war ranted to hold their shape, fit better and wear Ion ger than any other make for the price PflllTlfW T1 Cr,"ln have W. I Pongls UHu I lUil name nnd price stamped on bottom ! If yon cannot obtain W. L. Douglas Mines la our town, writs for catnloe. Shoos sent from factory to wearer, all bar pen prepaid. DOUGLAS, 145 Spark St., Urockton, XT' Cement Talk No. 3 Concrete is the hardened rock-like product made by usinff some brand of Portland cement with sand, gravel or broken stone and water. The cement is the ma terial which hinds the sand, gravel or hroken stone to gether; this binding action is produced by water. The terrm "Cemejit" and "Concrete" thus have different meanings, although they arc frequently used interchangeably. While cement is only one of the materials in concrete, it is perhaps the most important. To insure the best results in concrete work, the highest grade of Portland cement should be used. The concrete worker may rest assured that he lias the best cement if he will make certain that the word UNIVERSAL is printed on each sack of cement that he buys. Representative deal ers everywhere handle UNIVERSAL. UNIVERSAL PORTLAND CEMENT CO. 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Ampin water supply iruaran Uivd. IDAHO IKUIUATION CO., Itivbield. Idaho. W. N. U., DETROIT, NO. 35-1911. these i u r V 0 I Want Prices range from 25c to $6.00 per acre: President Taft has issued a proclamation throw ing' open to settlement the Pine Ridge and Rosebud Reservations located in Dennett and Mellette Counties, S. D. The land subject to entry will approximate 466,562 acres. Points cf registration are Grprry. Dallaa and Rapid City, South Dakota. Time of registration, October 2nd to 21st inclu sive, 1911. Drawing begins at Gregory, S. D., October 24th, 1911. The lands to be opened to settlement are some of the choicest in South Dakota. For printed matter and full particulars apply to A. C. JOHNSON, Paenger Traffic Manager C. A. CAIRNS, Cen'l Patt'r and Ticket Agent Chicago and North Western Railway 226 IV. Jackson Boulevard, Chicago, III, over w mmMm&m Ls factories M.' how you direct ONK TAlItof tnr IIOTSt S3.S2.50or TT.I S3.M SMOKH will pnaltlvely oatfr Mass. 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