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THE YALE EXPOSITOR, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1913.
SUMMARY OF THE
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IMPORTANT NEWS BOILED DOWN
TO LAST ANALYSIS.
'ARRANGED FOR BUSY READERS
Brief Notes Covering Happenings In
This Country and Abroad That
Are of Legitimate Interest to
All the People.
WasJrington
Form w Jiepresentatlve James E.
Watson of Indiana made before the
houae lobby investigating committee
t Wasfciagton a general denial of
MarUa M. Muluall's charge that he
was one of the. active friends of the
Nat!oBu4 Association of Manufactur
ers In congress for years.
Democratic conferees of the senate
and the house at Washington made
rapid progress on the tariff bill, ap
proving the earthenware and glass
schedules, with slight changes, the
k'jgar schedule with its free sugar
frovieioa and the date for the new
rates extended to March 1, 1914, and
f 11 of the agricultural schedule, with
the exception of the proposed banana
tax and the countervailing duty on
wheat.
Postmaster General Burleson has
under consideration the abandonment
of the present practice of forwarding
magatinca by fast freight. Under a
decision of the comptroller of the
t reasury, he has authority to return to
the former method of handling period
Val publications by mall trains.
As the climax of the vigorous Re
publican condemnation of Democratic
legislative methods which has marked
the currency debate. Representative
Ridley Anderson of Minnesota. Repub
lican, resigned as a member of the
powerful ways and means committee
of the house at Washington.
The senate at Washington passed a
bill authorizing the free entrance into
this country of exhibits for the Pana
ma Pacific exposition In San Francis
co Id 1915. The bill has passed the
house.
Day and night sessions of the house
at Washington will be held for general
debate on the money bill. Chairman
Glass presented the bill as a positive
cure for the financial ills of the coun
try. Representative Murdock criticised
the measure-as "halting, timid, half
way, compromising."
Thomas Fox was confirmed by the
senate at Washington as postmaster
at Sacramento, Cal., by a vote of
87 to 11. The senate also confirmed
the nomination of Joseph E. Williard
as ambassador to Spain, Thomas II.
Birch aa minister to Portugal, John
Evlug as minister to Honduras and
George Y. Buckner as minister to
Liberia.
i By a vote of 44 to 3? the senate at
Washington passed the Underwood
Simmons tariff bill. Senators Thorn
ton and Ransdell of Louisiana were
the orrly Democrats to vote against
the Un, while Senator La Follette,
Republican, voted for the measure.
Senator Lewis was paired with Sen
ator Gronna, but announced that be
intended to vote for the bill anyway,
and did eo. The bill now will go to
the fcoase.
Sensational losses in corn, a record
yield wheat and the third largest
crop of oats were features of the gov
ernment September corn report issued
by the department of agriculture. The
aggregate of the five leading grain
crops ia 4,374000,000 b'ushels, a loss
from last year's final returns of 1,159.
000,000 bushels, or 20 per cent The
loss In the corn crop alone is 28 per
cent. Domestic
In a wireless dispatch received at
New York Rufus W. Gaynor gave the
full details of the sudden death of his
father, Mayor William J. Gaynor, on
board the Baltic steamer. The dis
patch follows: "My father, Mayor
Gaysor, died on the Baltic Wednesday
afternoon. Death was due to heart
trouble. He was sitting in a deck
chair when the end came." By the
death of Mayor Gaynor a Republican
becomes chief executive of New York
cily. President Adolph L. Kline of the
board. of aldermen succeeds to the of
fice. Mm. Ole Hcrsel was struck at Tioga,
N. D., by lightning, which burned her
shoulder, and leaping to the calf of
her leg, entered and shot down
through her foot, coming out at the
heel and breaking every bone In her
ansle. She will live..
Fire which destroyed the G. S. Ilil
,n store in New Lenox, 111., also de
stroyed the post office and Its con
tents. Including the stamps and regis
tered mail. Adjoining buildings were
burned and the business section
threatened.
Oner Davis, eighteen years old, was
hanged at Fayettevllle, Ark., for the
murder of Miss Nellie Mfcneyhun, his
school teacher. II west to the scaf
fefd protesting his Innocence. "Meet
mi In heaven," wsrt hit last words.
Governor Sulzer's transactions In
Wall street from June 27, 1910, till
they ceased at least, no far as cne
I firm of brokers was concerned on
'July 14 last, werw described under
! oath by Melville 1). Fuller, who said
Iih was Sulzer's broker, in a hearing
held by the nine impeachment man
afters. He testified Sulzer paid him
$10,000 after the last election and that
lie (Fuller) had no dealings with Mrs.
Sulzer. In September Sul.er borrowed
$215,000 from the firm.
State Geologist R. C. Allen of Michi
gan made public an appraisal which
he has just completed, tending to
show that the valuation of upper pen
insula iron mines has decreased $2,
880,069 since 1911. The decrease in
valuation, said Mr. Allen, was largely
clue to the low price of ore in 1912 and
the decreased shipments In 1911.
Mayor Gaynor's sudden death com
pletely overturns tho municipal polit
ical situation in New York. It re
moves from the field a candidate for
mayor who was expected to cut heav
ily into the vote of the fusion nominee,
John Purroy Mitchel, and leaves only
the tickets nominated by the Demo
crats and the fusionists. The former
is headed by Edward E. McCall. for
mer chairman of the public service
commission.
The center of operations in the
case was shifted to Colebrooke, N. II.,
when Harry K. Thaw, following his
unexpected deportation by the Cana
dian immigration authorities and an
aimless flight by automobile from
Norton Mills, Vt., was arrested here
by Sheriff Drew of Coos county.
Sheriff Drew received a telegram
from Attorney General Carmody of
New York, asking that Thaw be held
until the arrival of officers with ex
tradition papers.
Watson B. Woodward, a wealthy
dentist, who died in New York recent
ly, left an endowment for the dental
school of Tulane university at New
Orleans that eventually will reach
$33,000. This sum goes to the school
upon the death of several relatives, for
whose benefit it now forms a trust
fund.
Cash to the amount of $71,000, In
transit by express from New York
banks to financial houses in Savannah,
Ga., and other cities, has been stolen.
John B. Jones and George A. Wilcox
of Wellsvllle, N. Y., convicted of con
spiracy in connection with the man
agement of the Genesee Banking com
pany of Genesee, Pa., were sentenced
to a maximum of two years each in
the eastern penitentiary at Philadel
phia. Both men were directors of the
bank. There was approximately $150,-'
000 on deposit and depositors received
ten per cent.
The sixty-third convention of the
Illinois Christian Missionary society
opened at Jacksonville, 111., at Cen
tral Christian church. Over 500 dele
gates are registered. Sessions of the
Illinois Christian Women'r Board of
Missions will be held in connection
with the Illinois Christian Missionary
society and the exercises will extend
through Thursday.
Foreign
The Dublin correspondent of the
London Daily Citizen sends an uncon
firmed rumor of the resignation of the
Earl of Aberdeen as lord lieutenant of
Ireland.
A Japanese armed force was landed
at Nanking, China. Three Japanese
cruisers and a gunboat arrived at
the Chinese river port and 100 Jap
anese marines and several quick-firing
guns were 6ent aBhore.
King George of England will act as
sponsor for the heir of the Roxburghe
dukedom, whose mother was Miss
May Goelet of New York.
Naval Zeppelin L-l, which was tak
ing part in naval maneuvers at
Heligoland, Germany, ran Into a bur
r'cane 18 miles northwest of that
place and was driven into the water
and sunk before succor could arrive.
Seven out of the crew of 23 were
saved.
Personal
Thomas A. Edison never is to have
another vacation, if his physician has
his way about it. The vacation of two
weeks from which he returned Sunday
to his home in Lewellyn Park, West
Orange, N. J., fagged him out com
pletely. A public funeral for Mayor Gaynor
will take place In old Trinity church
In lower Broadway at 11 o'clock In the
morning of Monday, September 22,
with Bishop Greer of the New York
diocese of the iTotestant Episcopal
church officiating. His body will be
laid to Test In Grenwood cemetery In
Brooklyn.
James Farley, noted strikebreaker
and horseman, died at Pittsburgh, N.
Y. He was forty years old.
Edward Lucas of Bowling Green
Ky., was acquitted of the murder ol
his employer, Superintendent J. W
Harlan, of the White Stone quarries
Lucas charged Harlan with attemptln;
to break up bis home.
James C. O'Connor, banker and res
estate broker of Joliet, 111., who Is a)
leged to have forged notes and conr
mltted swindles totaling more ths
$200,000, raved In his cell In the Wl
county Jail. A dozen citizens who bs
brought about his arrsst tareatene
to kill him on sight
LETTER FROM THE
STATE CAPITOL
ATTORNEY GENERAL PASSES ON
A NUMBER OF QUES
TIONS. FLAW IS FOUND IN MOTHERS'
PENSION BILL.
Excerpts From Address of Secretary
of State On Desirability of Build
ing and Loan Associations
In Every Town.
By Gurd M. Hayes.
Lansing, Mich Attorney General
Fellows holds that the bill passed at
the last session of the legislature pro
viding that oleomargarine may be
used as a. aubatitude for butter in the
various penal Institutions, does not
apply to the Industrial School for
Boys at Lansing and the Industrial
School for Girls at Adrian. Fellows
says that these two schools are re
garded more as educational Institu
tions and he does not think that the
legislature Intended that eleomargar
line should be used as a butter substi
tute 'in these places.
In an opinion rendered to Warden
Simpson of Jackson prison, Attorney
General Fellows says that the semi
monthly pay bill placed on the statute
books does not apply to state depart
ments or state institutions. How
ever, It has been the practice iu the
state departments to pay the employes
every two weeks.
It Is Fellows' contention that the
governor cannot appoint probation of
ficers or their assistants in the var
dous Judicial circuits, except on the
recommendation of the court and Exe
cutive Clerk Austin was notified to
this erect In an opinion today.
Solicitors who go from house to
house taking orders for a foreign cor
poration, cannot be compelled to take
out a hawkers' and peddlers' license
under a village or city charter, says
Fellows. Assistant Prosecuting Attor
ney Brown of Ingham county, inquired
whether a solicitor who was simply
an order taker and neither received
money or delivered the goods could
be forced to take out a local license.
That there is a flaw in the mothers
pension law, so-called, which was
passed at the last session, developed
as the result of a ruling by Attor
ney General Fellows. Where a motn
er ceases to be the legal guardian of
a child there is no way that the child
can be benefited under the act as tho
money must Le paid directly to the
mother.
This decision from the state's legal
department arsies as the result of a
case In Cass county. Probate Judge
S. S. Eby referred to a case where
the raother of a dependent child had
been, committed to an insane asylum.
The child was placed In the care of
the grandmother and funds were need
ed for the child's education. Fellows
informed Judge Eby that he had no
legal right to enter an order fixing
the amount to be paid to the grand
mother for the support of the child.
Although the baseball season for
this year Is practically closed, Fellows
received a request from Sheriff Wil
liam F. Shell, of Gladwin county, for
information as to whether it is possi
ble to stop Sunday games.
"In the case of Yerkes vs. Smith,
which was an action brought to com
pel the police commissioner of De
troit, to take action to prevent a game
the supreme court held that the mere
assembling of persons to play and wit
ness any Sunday game la not sufficient
without overt acts of violence of dis
order, to authorize an officer to make
a summary arrest," said Fellows.
"Under this decision of the supreme
court it follows that a crowd exceed
ing thirty persons assembled on Sun
day to witness a ball game or for any
other similar purposes, If riotuous or
tumultous within the meaning of the
act, may be ordered by you as sheriff
of the county to disperse. A refusal
to obey your orders renders such per
sons so assembled liable to arrest and
prosecution. In other words, persons
present at and participating In such
game may not under the general laws
of the state be summarily arrested and
prosecuted unless the conduct of the
assemblage is such as to wamnt an
officer to command its dispersal and
then arrests anay be made only upon
refusal to comply with such order. Of
course, as stated in the opinion of
the court In the caae of Yerkes vs.
Smith, any person participating In
such a game Is liable to the penalty
of $10 to be enforced In a civil action
brought for that purpose."
"Building and loan associations
properly conducted are Ideal Institu
tions of mutual co-operation," said
Secretary of State Frederick C. Mar
t indole 4n en address at the annual
meeting of the Michigan Building and
.Loan Associations' League. The su
pervision of these associations Is
placed 1n charge of the state depart
ment and Secretary Martindale has
had abundant opportunity to observe
their working during the years that
he has ben In office.
"They have ceased to be an experi
ment and are now recognized as an
economic factor and play on Import
ant part In the progress and welfare
f the state and nation," continued
tartlndsle. "Dy their plan of opera-
on they toave encouraged thrift and
.conomy aud bays dtveloped a syste i
matic saving to the extent not accon
pushed by any other financial insti
tution. "Michigan associations have, during
tho past decade, more than doubled
their assets and, ut the present time
are in a prosperous and flourishing
condition. This growing popularity is
due to various reasons; state super
vision, conservative and skillful man
agement and high business Integrity
of the me, directly in charge. The
most important factor to my mind has
been the reduction of Interest to the
borrower and tho elimination of com
plex fees and premiums. Without new
boriowrrs, an association must neces
sarily decline and an association that
Intends to advance anfl be of benefit
must treat the borrower, the source
of its income and the cause for its
exif-tance, well. A simple morgagc anil
a low and uniform rate of Interest pro
vides the best security. Under u high
rate the association becomes the last
resort of the borrower.
"There is probably no city or town
In the state of any consequence In
which a properly conducted associa
tion could not be organized and oper
ated to the mutual advantage of all
concerned and also be of inestimable
value to the community. x I believe it
would be a benefit to this league If
an educational campaign should be
started to popularize the building and
loan movement in these localities, in
view of future legislation and protec
tion. As the times change so must
methods, consequently new laws and
regulations.
"During the past few years many
changes have come up ifor discussion
and consequently among those havo
been the 'borrowing of money.' Bor
rowing where 4t is cheap and loaning
it where it is dear does not fall within
the object contemplated by building
and loan associations. It should at
best be only a temporary arrange
ment and should not be carried in
large amounts from year to year, as
it is sometimes done In some associa
tions. It does not as a rule Increase
the dividends to members, but only
increases the risk. In most cases the
only Investment is derived from real
estate promoters or contractors and I
question the advisibility of making
too many Joans to contractors, who In
turn sell on contract. This Is more
or less speculative and In case of a
slump, unless the builder be a man of
means, 13 apt to saddle the associa
tion with burdonsome real estate.
"The law provides that at least one
per cent of the net earnings should be
set aside annually and some aro very
loath to do this. In my estimation
one per cent is not enough. It should
at least be five per cent until it
reaches the required five per cent of
outstanding loans. This Is provided
in the Jaws governing building and
loan associations in many of the other
states. In Ohio especially, where
building and loan associations thrive
in great numbers, thousands of small
houses were destroyed by fire and
flood, but thanks to the reserve fund,
not a dollar was lest to the depositors.
The argument advanced 'we never
had any losses' is not a safeguard
against the elements."
Secretary of Sta'e Martindale says
that the assets of the various building
and loan associations in Michigan at
the close of the fiscal year amounted
to $24,008,662.40, and increase of $1,-
978,223.08 over 4he previous year.
Loans on mortgage security and on
association stock increased $2,159,-
839.32 or 11.4 per cent.
The amount to the credit of (mem
bers on stock and dividends is $22,
198,594.04 while the reserve fund has
been increased to $338,947.68 which is
1.6 per cent of the loans In force. The
total receipts for the year were $15,
015,488.99. Approximately $4,493,000
by way of installments withdrawn and
$647.00 in profits were distributed to
the shareholders. Through the co
operations of the members of the local
associations 1195 new homes were
built last year with an estimated value
of $1,500,000. New earnings were $1,-
2 0,030.06 which ws 6.1 per cent of
the dues and dividends credited. The
operating expense was one per cent
of the assets. The total membership
is reported as 55,920, an Increase ol
8,171 while the shares in force hav
increased from $581,712 to $619,188.
The accident board affirmed the do
cision of the arbitration committee
In the case of Hills vs. The Pere
Marquette. A fine legal point Is in
volved in this case and it will prob
ably reach the supreme court. Erwln
Hills, an employe of the Pere Mar
quette was killed on the company's
property at Williamson several months
ago. He was on his way home tor
lunch and taking a short cut down
the tracks was hit by a switch engine
and killed. Owing to the fact that
Hills had not left the company's prep
erty the accident board awarded the
widow $4.95 per week for a period of
300 weeks. It U expected that the
railroad will carry the case to the su
preme court.
Weld T. Burdlck, one of th In
spectors of the state fire marshal's de
partment says that women have been
the chief offenders In the arson cases
that have been investigated by the de
partment recently. "Several case
are being Investigated at the present
time In which women are suspected of
having rtarted fires 1n order to secure
insurance on their property and war
rants will be issued In some of the
cases within a few days," said Bur-1
dick. Recently the department has
spent considerable lime Investigating
alleged arson cases and in several
cities sufficient evidence has btn se
cured to briijg about convictions, It
Is cl aimed.
BLAMES
AD
EMPLOYES
RESULT OF PRIVATE INQUEST
IS ANNOUNCED OT NEW '
HAVEN.
WRECK OF SEPT. 2ND CAUSED BY
DISOBEYING RULES.
Railroad Company Is Neither Blamed
Nor Absolved Signals Were
Found to Be Working
Perfectly.
New Haven. Conn. Three employes
of the New York, New Haven &. Hart
ford railroad, are held by Coroner Ell
Mix to bo criminally responsible for
the disastrous wreck at New Haven,
on September 2, when the White
Mountain express plunged through
the second section of the standing Bar
Harbor express, exacting a toll of 21
lives. The coroner's findings wa3 filed
after he had conducted a "private"
inquest.
Those held s be responsible are
Augustus B. Miller, engineer of the
White Mountain express, the Bruce
C. Adams, and Charles H. Murray,
conductor and flagman, respectively
of the Bar Harbor train.
The coroner neither blames nor ab
solves the New Haven road. lie finds
the signals were In perfect working
order "and whether the banjo signals
are obsolete or not," the accident
would have been prevented if the com
pany's rules had not been violated. He
declares the number of violations of
rules by employes "makes a sorry reo
ord." Anti-American Mexican Resigns.
Mexico City Dr. Aureliano Urru
tia, Mexican minister of the interior,
has left the cabinet, saying he has not
the qualifications for the post.
Dr. Urrut'la is under charges prefer
red by Senator Manuel Calero, former
Mexican ambassador at Washington,
for arresting him in defiance of his
Immunity as senator.
Dr. Urrutia is a surgeon and had
never before had experience In poll
tics. His anti-American sentiments
tiave not been disguised during his
term of office and the foreign diplo
mats here were opposed to his reten
tion in the cabinet. Dr. Urrutia was
the author of tfye so-called Huerta ul
timatum to the U. S., which was
promptly repudiated by the foreign
minister.
Historic Cave Used By Thieves.
Hannibal, Mo. "Mark Twain's"
cave, south of Hannibal, where Tom
Sawyer and his companions had their
rendezvous, was the scene of the find
ing of $4,000 worth of plunder, which
five Hannibal boys confessed they had
stolen. The boys told the police that,
after robbing trains and residences,
across the river from here, they hid
their loot In the woods and at night
conveyed it across the river in a skiff.
Seven thousand cigarettes wers
found in the cave mado famous by
-Vark Twain.
Plans for Army Aviation.
Washington Plans tentatively
adopted for an army aviation center
at Fort Sam Houston, Texas, which
include buildings costing about $180,
000, are being considered by the chief
of the quartermaster corps of the
army, Major Gen. Aleshlre. It also
has been proposed to buy at least two
non-rigid dirigibles, which probably
would have to be purchased abroad at
a cost of $175,750 each, as no attempt
yet has been made to manufacture the
larger types in this country.
Michigan Military Man Resigns.
Washlngton--Col. Cornelius Garde
ner of the United States army has re
tired and will spend the remainder of
his day on his fruit farm In Oregon.
Col. Gardener, a long time-was one of
the best known men in Michigan. He
was one of the staunch supporters of
Hazen S. Pingree and had charge of
the Pingree potato patches in Detroit
while Pingree was mayor. Col. Garde
ner was born In the Netherlands. His
father, a clergyman, left that country
owing to religious persecution against
the non-conformists and coming to the
United States, settled in Kalamazoo,
Mich.
Many Veterans at Chattanooga.
Chattanooga, Tenn. Assembled for
the first time In a southern city, more
than 14,000 Union veterans were here
Monday for the opening of the forty-
seventh annual encampment of the
Grand Army of the Republic. Several
thousand representatives of allied or
ganizations meeting in. this city simul
taneously with the annual encamp
ment, also are in the city. Incoming
trains throughout the day swelled the
attendance and a record crowd is pre-
iicted during encampment week,
vlvicn enda Saturday.
John Asman and Alexander Moore
of Port Huron, who recently purchased
i stretch of beach property north of
Tdlaon beach, announce thst they will
rect a lOOroom hotel for the season
f 1914.
The state bourd of education an
lounces the appointment of Norman
'amcron, of Chester, Pa., as head of
he department of education of the
v'-tern Michigan normal school In
his city. Mr. Cameron succeeds Prof.
:. W. Hockenberry, who dlsd last
wring.
Those Who My on
the great homo remedy which has proved its power to,,
relieve safely and speedily the minor ailments ansinpj
digestion, find themselves
ana aDic to waru vu uus
nmroi licoTTV?nf Vinco wTin
digestion, stimulate the liver,
Info tVin VwkXin-lt- Titr T
cheerfulness and create confidence. As actions uepeiRl H
oa health and strength, those who know Beecham a i'lflaj
Enjoy Life
Sold everywhere. Ia boii, 10c..
Beechtm'a PitU he lha larfeit ol any medicma 10 tn World.
NOT WORKING FOR ART'S SAKE
Violinist Certainly Had No Mistaken
Idea as to His Ear for
the Melody.
The Clue Forest orchestra had Just
finished an ear-piercing melody on the
front lawn of "Berry Inn."
One of the guests approached the
violinist and somberly inquired:
"Did you play by note?"
"Niver a note do I play, sir," re
plied Mr. Hennessey, mopping his
fevered brow with a handkerchief of
sanguinary hue.
"Ah, by ear, then?" said the sum
mer boarder, with a smile of gracious
interest.
"Niver an ear helps me," respond
ed the other, returning his handker
chief to his capacious pocket.
"Indeed! May I ask how you
what you do play by, then?" persist
ed the inquirer.
"By main strin'th, be gorry!" said
Mr. Hennessey, with a weary air, as
he plunged his ancient instrument
into Its green bag; "an It's mighty
dry wurrk an' that's no mistake."
Rational Love.
"The rational rather than the
romantic, view of marriage Is the one
most in favor with the young people
of the twentieth century," said Dr. H.
Lucas Wentworth, the well known
eugenics expert, In an address in
Cleveland.
"The rational view will make for
happier marriages. And this rational
view Is beautifully illustrated in two
questions a little diologue running
thus:
"'Will you always love me?'
'"Will you always be lovable?'"
A Suggestion
for Digestion
Many persons suffer more or less from headache,
dizziness, biliousness, and symptoms common to indiges
tion. There are various causes, such as over-starchy
or greasy foods, improper mastication, or bad cooking.
Solves
This food, made from prime whole wheat and
barley, is perfectly baked until the starch cells are cither
converted into easily digested grape sugar, or thor
oughly broken down for quick digestion generally in
about one hour.
There is no animal fat in Grape-Nuts.
The crisp granules of Grape-Nuts come to your
table rcady-to-eat direct from package, invite thorough
mastication and have a peculiarly sweet, nut-like flavor.
Grape-Nuts, containing all the rich elements of
wheat and barley, including the vital mineral salts, is
a perfectly balanced food for building muscle, bone,
brain and nerve.
Grape-Nuts is probably the longest
baked the best balanced, and the most
easily digested of all cereal foods. Won
derfully appetizing with cream and sugar.
'There's a Reason" for Grape-Nuts
spared hours of suftenngjj
utuitna vj. cuwuo 0iww-"..
tnkft fhnm. TheV hell) thCv.
clear the kidneys and regu- (I
Very Warm.
A party of commercial travelers
w ere drawing tho Jong-bow afl & spin
ning yarns of wonderful aCnures
on sea and land. A silent tlateaer
sat In the corner. Present' ose of
the company addressed him.
"Have you traveled much, sir?"
"A little. I've been round ths
world seven times."
"Then you must have had soma
striking experiences. Perhaps yoa
would like to tell us one or two."
"Well," said the stranger, "piTbaps
the most remarkable was en my last
voyage. At one time we found. the
heat so terrific that we used to take
it In turns to go down Into the stoke
hold to get a cooler."
No more yarns were related that
evening.
Perfectly Safe.
"Better lap up that spilt milk." said
the first cat. 'if the missus sees the
mess you'll catch fits."
"Not me," said the second feline.
"The w oman I live with blames every
thing on her husband." Loulsvills
Courier-Journal.
Everything Relative.
Madge This summer seems to be
much cooler than last.
Marjorle You must remember,
dear, that you're not wearing so many
clothes. Judge.
At Last.
"I have Just taken a parting look
at Mrs. Gadders, who died yesterday."
"Did she look natural?"
"No, her chin was still."
. Some girts fall In love, and some
others are pushed in by anxious
mothers.
the digestion problem.