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THE YALE EXPOSITOR
No Alcohol or Dangerous Drugs
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or othtr Irritation.
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that brines eomfnrtlng relief
is best, iio, all druegittt
For SORE EYES
Chopping Him Off.
"Sir," whined the meusly mendicant,
"I am in greut distress. The wolf Is
bowling at my door. What shall I
flo?"
"Go out and let hlra eat you!"
marled J. Fuller Gloom. Kansas City
Star.
SWAMP-ROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS
There ia only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as a medicine for
curable ailments of the kidneys, liver and
bladder.
Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root Btands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
to be just the remedy needed in thousands
upon thousands of distressing cases.
tswamp-Root makes friends quickly be
cause its mild and immediate effect is
soon realized in most cases. It is a gen
tle, healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medium
snd large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation fend ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer &. Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper. Advertisement.
Kept Guessing.
"You seem Interested in free verse."
"No, I'm not. But I read half a col
umn of It before I discovered It was
not going to rhyme." Louisville
Courier-Journal.
There are numerous sure-thing con
fidence games, but matrimony Is the
eurest.
WL.DOUGLAS
$56$7&8 SHOES IK!
Wr. Li. I)ougla& shoes are actually de
manded year after year by more people
tluin any other shoe tn the world
BECAUSE tfcSSK
fag surpassingly rood shoes
for forty-six years. This ex
perience of nearly half a cen
tury in making nhoes suitable
for Men and Wcmwi in all
walks of life should mean
aoma thing to you when you
tteed shoen and are looking
for the best shoe values for
your money.
W.L DOUGLAS
sjuality, material and work
manship are better than ever
before; only by examining
them can you appreciate their
superior qualities.
Wo Matter Where You Lift
shoe dealers can supply you
with W. L. Douglas shoes. If
sot convenient to cnll at ono
af our 110 stores in the lariie
eities, nk your shoe dealer
for W. L. Douk las shoe. Pro
tection ajrainot unreasonable
profits is guaranteed by the
name and price stamped on
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ami portrait u the
f'it tnotrn shoe
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world. It slnrirt.i or
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STRANGER IN THEIR MIDST
Gap Johnson's Progeny Naturally Re
sented the Presence of Inter
loper In the Family.
"A short dlstnnce up the road,"
aid a tourist who hud halted his car
In front of the residence of Gap John
eon of Rumpus Ridge, "I met a small
boy legging It for his life, with a
howling mob of children of assorted
sizes pursuing him and fairly ruining
stones, clubs and blistering epithets
around him."
"Eh-yuh I" replied Mr. Johnson. "The
patfy of the first part was Gabe Glg
gery'8 boy and the mob was composed
of some of my children, chasing him
noma. You see, their maw washed
'em all up a spell ago, and when they
looked each other over they found that
kid of Gabe's had been amongst 'em
for nobody knows how long, eating,
drinking and making merry, ns It
were. Whurupon they gave a united
yell of fury and started to swarm all
over him, and he let off a screech of
terror and defunct out of yur as the
crow files I" Kansas City Star.
FREEDOM FROM
LAXATIVES
Discovery by Scientists Has Replaced
Thenv
Pills and salts give temporary re
lief from constipation only at the ex
pense of permanent Injury, says an
eminent medical authority.
Science has found a newer, better
way a means as simple as Nature
Itself.
In perfect health a natural lubricant
keeps the food waste soft and moving.
Rut when constipation exists this nat
ural lubricant Is not sufficient. Medi
cal authorities have found that the
gentle lubricating action of Nujol most
closely resembles that of Nature's own
lubricant. As Nujol Is not a laxative
It cannot gripe. It is In no sense a
medicine. And like pure water It Is
harmless and pleasant.
Nujol Is prescribed by physicians;
used In leading hospitals. Get a bottle
from your druggist today. Advertise
ment. A Real Punishment.
At a well-known co-educational
school, the girls are supposed to learn
a certain number of college songs. I!
they do not learn they have their
faces painted by the other girls. One
of the college boys who goes out with
them a great deal says that this Is
the wrong way to punish them. He
suggests that a real punishment would
be to make them take some of the
paint off their faces Instead of put
ting more on.
Terrible Force of Habit.
As an illustration of the terrible
force of habit, there Is the story of
the man who had been visiting at the
home of a millionaire. When he re
turned to his boarding house he absent-mindedly
left his shoes outside
his door to be shlned by the butler.
When he looked for the shoes the next
morning one of the other boarders had
made away with them.
Cutlcura for Pimply Faces.
To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cutlcura Ointment.
Wash off In five minutes with Cutl
cura Soap and hot yater. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
dally toilet purposes. Don't fail to In
clude Cutlcura Talcum. Advertisement.
Mean Insinuation.
A bachelor says a mule Is the most
obstinate tiling on earth, but married
men know better. Chicago Daily
News.
One may be ns good as the next
In a barber' shop.
For Infants nnd Children.
Mothers Knov That
Genuine Castoria
Always
Bears the
Signature
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Hardly had Probate Judge James
It. Donnelly of Bay City, by com
mitting Harold H. Mendell, alleged
slayer of Itollln II. Morgan, to tem
porary detention In Ionia state hos
pital for the criminally insane, closed
one puzzling chapter In the tale of
passion, Jealousy and alleged murder,
when, with dramatic suddenness, an
other mystery was opened by the
announcement that Mrs. Zelda Mor
gan, Itollln's pretty widow and Men
dell's sweetheart, was ready to come
to her lover's rescue.
Six Flint Boy Scouts, engaged in
gathering food to-.ald in the Christ
mas "Good Cheer" of the Scouts in
providing dinners for the needy, were
able to add another good deed to
their list for the year when they dis
covered the roof of the home of Mrs.
Josephine Steele, a crippled widow,
in flames. The boys secured a lad
der, formed a bucket brigade and ex
tinguished the flames before the ar
rival of the fire department, which
they had called.
Five persons were found overcome
by coal gas in the home of David
Crosby at Flint by Miss Mera Kmies
ka, a, nurse, who was attracted by
groans from the house as she was
hurrying to St. Joseph's Hospital.
The victims were Crosby, his wife,
his baby son Harold, and two room
ers, Robert Balderston and Mrs. An
nabelle Watson. All were unconscious
except Balderston. Physicians said
they would recover.
Suit for $100,000 damages was filed
by Attorney Adrian F. Cooper, of Al
bion, representing the Advance Rum
ley company, of Battle Creek, doing
business as the Franklin Iron and
Metal company. The declaration al
leges that, during a period of 10 or
11 years, Franklin has knowingly in
voiced cars of scrap iron to the Ad
vance Rumley company at a greater
tonnage than the cars actually con
tained. Carol, 3-year-old daughter of Chas.
Sterns, Pere Marquette Township
farmer, near Ludlngton, was burned
to death. A piece of paper she put
into the kitchen stove burned off all
her clothes except her shoes. The
body was charred beyond recognition.
Her sister, Lois, made an heroic at
tempt to save her by driving her with
a poker to the snow outside, but
Carol fell at the door and soon died.
John Wagner, 16 years old, con
fessed to the theft of five Battle
Creek automobiles. Wagner was
take into custody as he was returning
to his home from a ride in a sedan
owned by. R. L. Bowen, high school
teacher. According to Deland Davis,
county truant officer, he. will be re
turned to the state industrial school
at Lansing for violating his parole.
City Attorney B. J. Vincent has ad
vised the Saginaw council that it
would be unwise to proceed with
ouster proceedings in federal court
at Bay City to remove the Saginaw
Bay City Street Railway company
tracks In Saginaw until the courts
have passed on the legality of the
votes cast in the street car election,
November 7.
Five alleged communists who have
been held In the county Jail since the
raid on their convention at Bridgman,
Mich., In August, were freed for
Christmas. Their bonds were reduc
ed to $5,000 each, which they were
able to furnish. Fifteen others tak
en in the raid have already been re
leased under $10,000 each.
An Increase of 197 in the population
of state institutions in November, is
shown in a report by Marl T. Murray,
state welfare commissioner. The
population Nov. 1 was 15,170 as com
pared with 15,277 at the end of the
month.
A 10-story building, to cost ap
proximately $1,000,000, will be erected
in Grand Rapids next summer by the
Professional Operating company, and
will be occupied, exclusively, by phy
sicians, surgeons and dentists.
A circuit Judge for Macomb county
will be chosen at the April election,
and Judge James O. Tucker, who has
been incapacitated for more than a
year owing to sickness, will not be
a candidate for re-election.
Cheboygan harbor above State
bridge Is frozen over solid as far as
the locks at the paper mill. Solid
Ice came much earlier than usual.
Richard McCann, Charlevoix, Jump
ed from his automobile Just before
It hurled over a 50-foot embankment
by Round Lake here.
Aviation officers at Selfridge Field,
near Mt. Clemens, have completed
construction of an Ice rink covering
several acres, to be placed at the dis
posal of officers and enlisted men at
the post. The athletic field and ad
Joining land was flooded for the pur
pose. FIro destroyed the main factory
building of the American Rule and
Block company, of Menominee, caus
ing a loss of nearly $100,000, partly
covered by insurance.
After a Jury was Impaueicu, iu cir
cuit court at Monroe In the case of
Marlon Smith, 23 years old, 512 Mag
nolia street, Toledo, against Milton
Bartenslager, a farmer of Dundee
township, Monroe county, Mich., the
case was amicably Bettled between
the parties, the defendant agreeing
to pay $4,000, The case was based
on an accident in which a car was
alleged to have been driven by Bar
tenslager, hit Mrs. Smith, May 6, 1922,
after ahe had alighted from a street
car.
What is understood to be a new
plan for medical and surgical service
In Michigan's penal Institutions, un
der which a full-time resident physi
cian will be assigned to each prison,
will become effective shortly, accord
ing to word received by James P.
Corgan, warden of the State Branch
Prison at Marquette, from Dr. R. M.
01 In, state health commissioner. Dr.
Russell L. Flinch, of Ann Arbor, has
accepted the appointment at the Mar
quette institution.
Suit by summons was instituted in
circuit court at Monroe by Attorneys
Willis Baldwin and Ira G. Humphrey,
on behalf of 11 residents of Monroe
against the Detroit, Monroe & Toledo
Shore line electric railroad to re
cover from the company for an al
leged overcharge in railway . fare.
The claims total $266,100. The action
Is based on alleged overcharges in
1918 and 1919. It is said the state
statute provides a penalty of $100 for
each overcharge.
Joseph Morrow, Flint, former First
ward alderman, recently convicted on
two different charges of embezzle
ment, sentenced by Judge E. D. Black
to pay a $2,O0,0 fine or spend from one
to ten years in Jackson prison, will
appeal to the supreme court. Mor
row was convicted of selling 250 gal
lons of city-owned motor oil to Frank
Pratt, oil station proprietor, at too
small a price. He went to Jail, pend
ing his appeal.
Mathlas Hagstrom, Muskegon, has
set a record for tardy complaints.
Mr. Hagstrom appeared before the
city commission and made a com
plaint, declaring that the street com
missioner had removed the greater
portion of his front yard. Question
ing developed that the alleged injus
tice was done in 1891. Mayor Lange
land told Mr. Hagstrom he did not be
lieve the commission desired to go
back that far.
The Michigan State Canners asso
ciation meeting in Grand Rapids,
elected William McEwlng, of South
Haven, president, elevating him from
the vice-presidency. Other officers
chosen follow: Vice-president, Ben
jamin Nott, Grand Rapids; secretary.
Dr. A. R. Todd, Grand Rapids; exe
cutive committee, Howard Morgan,
Traverse City; W. A. Godfrey, Benton
Harbor, and Dan Gerber, Fremont.
The Reserve Officers Training
Corps, of the University of Michigan,
is to have new, olive green uniforms
a combination of utility and good
appearance. Trousers of ordinary
mufti patterns will take the place of
puttees and breeches. The coat, in
stead of being buttoned to the neck,
is cut with lapels In the English fash
ion, and the back is belted, much like
the popular sport coat.
The steamer Munislng, up-bound
light, which was sheltered at Mack
inaw City, lost both anchors, the an
chor chains breaking where they
crossed the steamer's sharp stem.
Then she would swing about in the
strong wind then blowing., The ves
sel proceeded to Chicago without an
chors. A fellowship In metallurgy, foi
which the board of regents of the Uni
verslty of Michigan has provided $750
annually, has been established for
eligible graduate students Luman
Y. Deuchler, B. S. E., is the appointee
for 1922-23. He is working on "Tht
Physical Properties of Cartridge
Brass."
The appeal of Mrs. Mattle Klrby.
of Hudson, from the verdict of guilty
of manslaughter, returned by a Len
awee circuit court Jury at Adrian, a
year ago, will be heard by the su
preme court, during Its January term.
"The Huron," Ypsilantl's new $200,-.
000 hotel, will be opened January 1,
with an informal reception. Invita
tions to attend are being mailed out
to the 600 stockholders.
Checks amounting to $500,000 have
been mailed out by the Owosso Sugar
company to farmers for beets deliver
ed up to November 30. '
The charter commissioners have be
gun actual work on drafting the new
charter for Marshall.
J. Sumner Hamlin has been named
postmaster of Eaton Rapids.
The Cincinnati Northern railroad,
In improvements being made at Hud
son, Mich., will erect a modern steel
coaling dock, with a capacity of 50
tons. The work will take about a
month to complete.
Charles Spauldlng, of Vlcksburg, 80
years old, and a Civil War veteran,
dropped dead on the steps leading to
the ofilce of Dr. L. C. Bennett, of
Kalamazoo. He was on his way to
the physician's office for medical assistance.
CALIPH ABDUL MEDJID
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Prince Abdul Medjid Effendi, who
was elected by the Turkish National
ist assembly to succeed his cousin,
Mohammed VI, as caliph and sheik
ul Islam head of ,the Mahometan
church.
CHICAGO TO GET FORD PLANT
Auto Manufacturer Acquires Title to
70-Acre Tract of Land
Chicago Henry Ford is going to
build a $6,000,000 manufacturing and
assembling plant In Hegewisch, 111., a
few miles outside of the city limits of
Chicago, to employ more than 16,000
men when completed and which, itN is
predicted, ultimately will be one of
the world's greatest automobile es
tablishments, possibly in time rivaling
the Detroit works, which is under
stood to have about reached the limit
of growth.
Title to a 70-acre tract was taken
by the Ford Motor company Dec 21
and the first of four proposed units,
which will cost $1,500,000 each, is ex
pected to be employing 4,000 men by
next May.
The official announcement settles
definitely the rumor that merely an
assembling plant was contemplated.
The company's closed car bodies, for
merly constructed at Detroit, will be
built hero.
U. S. TO SETTLE REPARATIONS
Berlin and London Willing to Have
America Fix Charges .
Washington The move to extend
American aid in adjusting the repara
tions disagreement in Europe has
reached a stage where a definite plan
of action may be decided on in the
near future. '
As it now is under consideration, the
proposal contemplates appointment of
an American commission to study
economic and industrial conditions
in Germany and to fix the total of
reparations which the German gov
ernment may reasonably be expected
to pay.
Although all discussion of the pro
ject has been of an unofficial char
acter, it is the understanding in
authoritative circles here that both
Groat Britain and Germany are will
ing to accept the award of such a
commission.
PUBLIC TO BE JUDGE OF "FATTY"
Reinstatement of Arbuckle Meaning
less Unless Public Wants Films.
Detroit Unless public opinion un
dergoes a marked change, "Fatty"
Arbuckle and his antics will not be
shown in Detroit and other Michigan
motion picture theaters, H. N. Richey,
general manager of the Motion Pic
ture Owners' association declared in
a statement.
The hue and cry of protest raised
by clergymen and club women in
Michigan and over all the country In
dicate clearly to the theater owners
that Arbuckle's reinstatement by WT111
II. Hays, overlord of the movie world,
Is not approved by the public, Richey
said.
SAN DIEGO HAS MOST SUICIDES
New York Makes Best Showing Ac
, cording to Statistics
New York San Diego. Cal., had the
highest suicide rate in 1921 and New
York city had the smallest, accord
ing to statistics compiled by Dr.
Frederick L. Hoffman, consulting
statistician of the Prudential Insur
ance Co. The San Diego suicide rate
is 48.7 per 100,000, while that of New
York Is 17.9 per 100,000. San Fran
Cisco, Spokane, Los Angeles and
Louisville stand next to San Diego
in the order named.
Calls Maternity Law Unconstitutional
Washington Constitutionality of
the Sheppard-Towner maternity and
infancy law was challenged In a suit
filed in the District of Columbia su
preme court by Mrs. Harriet A. Froth
ingham, of Boston. She asked that
Secretary Mellon and other desig
nated government officials be restrain
ed from expending public funds under
the act. Mrs. Frothingham based ner
action on the ground that congress,
in enacting the legislation, exceeded
its powers.
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UJiUSUAL HAPPENINGS
AND OTHER BRIEF HEWS
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U. S. Aid For Tobacco Grower
Washington Approval of an ad
vance of $7,500,000 to the Dark Tobac
co Growers' Co-operative association,
llopklnsville, Ky., was announced by
the war finance corporation. The
credit 'will be used to finance tho
orderly marketing of tobacco.
Kermet Falls to Land Tiger
Peking Kermet Roosevelt, son of
the late president, failed in his first
tiger hunting expedition in Corea to
secure any game so he left Decem
ber 18 to penetrate farther into the
country. A number of leading Corean
hunters are accompanying him.
More Demand Yank Withdrawal
Washington The demand for
prompt withdrawal of all the Ameri
can troops from the Rhine was In.
creased among senators. Investiga
tion continued to show an overwhelm
ing sentiment against the further
maintenance of American soldiers in
Europe.
Lost Air Mail Pilot Found
Salt Lake City, Utah Air Mall PI
lot Henry O. Boonstra, missing for
several days, when he became lost
In a blizzard en route to Rock Springs,
Wyo., was found alive and well at
tho Rlgby Ranch, four miles south
east of where his wrecked plane was
discovered.
National Police Bureau Proposed
Washington Creation of a nation
al police bureau in Washington to col
lect and disseminate criminal intelli
gence and police information was pro
posed in a bill introduced by Senator
Calder, Republican, New York, at the
request of the International police
conference.
30 Cents a Day for Royalty.
Vienna The mother of former em
press Zita has begun a suit against
her son-in-law to increase her month
ly subsistence allowance of 19,000
crowns under her husband's will. Ow
ing to the depreciation in the ex
change value of the crown, the 19,000
crowns now amounts to, 30 cents.
Japanese Oranges Shipped Here
Vancouver, B. C Some 60,000
bundles of Japanese oranges were un
loaded from the Empress of Canada
on her arrival here from the Orient.
Some of these will be kept here, but
most oi" them will go through to the
east. Tho price is unchanged, $1.10
to $1.15 per bundle of two boxes.
French Actress Liked Boston
Havre, France Mademoiselle orel,
the French actress, arriving here from
New York on the steamer Paris, said
she "fairly adored Americans, indi
vidually and collectively. I especially
liked Bostonians,," she said. Boston
is the soul of America. New York
is admirable, but I'll stick my ground
on Boston."
Michigander Arrested in West
Tacoma, Wash. Thomas Stapleton
43 years old, formerly a merchant at
Port Huron, Mich., has been arrest
ed here. Tolico say he is wanted in
connection with alleged Irregularities
in his Michigan estate. Stapleton ar
rived by automobile In Tacoma re
cently. He was accompanied by his
wifo and thrro children. Ho has
waived extradition.
Has Long Distance Phonograph
Chicago A long distance phono
graph which will record sounds made
hundreds of miles away was demon
strated to the society of Western En
gineers by E. H. Colpitts of the West
ern Electric Co. He also demonstrat
ed a device through which five con
versations can be carried on over one
telephone line, any one being cut out
at will by turning a switch.
Puts Tattooed Arm Under Train
New York The brightly tattooed
figure of a nude woman on his right
arm had palled on James J. Scanlon
so much lately that he decided to re
move It. As he knew it was indeli
bly stamped on his arm, he put his
arm with the tattooed figure on the
Pennsylvania railroad track near New
ark, N. J. and let a train sever It.
He is under observation by alienists.
Robbers Throw Woman on Fire
Cleveland, Ohio Two robbers
bound, gagged and badly beat Mrs.
Eleanor Fanscaly and then after her
repeated assertion that $10 In cash
and a cheek for $30 was all the money
she had in the house, and her re
fusal to tell of a secret hiding place
of her money, tied a stocking cap
about her face, and threw her Into
a pile of blazing newspapers, from
which she was rescued by firemen.
Says Parsons Smoke Too Much.
Boston--Bishop Co-adjutor Slattery,
of the Episcopal diocese of Massachu
setts, addressing an assembly of Con
gregational ministers, outlined his
ideas of how a minister should spend
his time. "Many parsons smoke too
much, and read too many story
books," he said, adding that while he
did not oppose either, "It should be
remembered that the place for a novel
is not In a study' A pastor should
be studying all sane time, the bishop
said.
Sore belief
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Kidney, liver, bladder and uria
acid troubles are most dangerous
because of their insidious attacks.
Heed the first warning they give
that they need attention by taking'
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The world's standard remedy for thes
disorders, will often ward off these dis
eases and strengthen the body against
furtherattacks. Threesizes.alldruggists.
Look for the nam Cold Madal on vry
box and accept no imitation
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PESSIMIST LIFTS HIS VOICE
World Surely Is in a Bad Way, or
This Writer's Liver Is Out
of Order.
Slrike nnd the world strikes with
you, work and you work alone; our
souls are uhlaze with the apathy craze,
the wildest ever was known.
Gnwn and there'll be a chorus.
Smile and you make no hit, for we've
srown I0115 hair and we preach de
spair and show yuu a dally fit.
Spend and the pans will cheor you,
save and you have no friend, for we
throw our bucks to birds ami ducks
and borrow from all who'll lend.
Knock and you'll be n winner. Boost
and you'll be a frost ; for the old sane
ways of the pre-war days are now
from the program lost.
Strike and the world strikes with
ou. work and you work alone, for
ve'd rather yell and raise blue h 1
than strive for an honest bone Hoy
K. Moulton In the New York Eve
ting Mail.
Everywhere She Goes.
We have a little dog that is rather
fond of ine, and follows me wherever
r k.
It happened In church ns I was Kit
ting nt the end of the pew, daring a
iennon, that I noticed all eyes fixej
on me.
I looked nnd saw little Trlx wiggling
his tall for all he was worth, glad to
have found me. '
As I could not chase- him home, 1
had to get up and wnlk out, feeling
the heat that made me blush as Trlx
nnd I marched down the aisle. Ex
change. A Matter of Form.
fleorge Cohan was talking at th
Lambs club about a very popular
songbird of revue.
"Is she good?" a poet asked.
"Well," said Mr. Oohan, "I have
inown more assiduous church-goers.
"Oh, you know what I mean. Is
she good? Has she got a good
voice?" persisted the poet.
"Her voice Is Insured," said Mr.
Cohan,- "for $2.V. Her figure is In
sured for $300,000."
A Compound Fracture.
"So her heart was broken?"
"Yes; in two places. Southamptor
nnd Newport."
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