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THK HKK: OMAHA. V HI X KS ) A V. SKITKM BKIf 22. l!uf. I1... U U - -1 Tim - Omaha Daily Bee FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSB WATER. VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR. it nt eras' at Omaha poatoffice as aecond rla matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. ratiy Bee (without Sunday) on. yer. M w I man In our country. To executive and Iaiiy Bee and .Sunday. one year naklng ability he had added a social DKLIVERED BT CARRIER. I , .. , . , . .i.. rally He. (including Sunday), par wee : 'rlbut of aptness and gracefulness, Daiiy He nentioui Sunday). per wk..ioc which carried Into the east a strong Kvenlng Hee (without Sunday). per week . , f:vniti He, (with Sunday), pr week lc i Impression that he was equal to the "'J"rtY. on" y,,r :' Vdischargn of any duty which fortune Saturday Bee, one year 1 Addres ail cornptalnta of lrrenlrit lee l.i j might lay upon his shoulders. emery 10 city circulation u.parimenu orricr.s. Omaha-Th Bee Building South Omaha Tweniv-fuurth and N. Council Bluffs II Scott street. Lincoln-tin Kittle Building. Chicago 1MII Marquette Building. New York Rooms 1101-1102 No. 34 West Thirty-third Streat. Washington 2S Fourteenth Street. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE Communications relating 10 news and edl torlal matter should be addressed: Oniaua B, tdltorlal Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to. The Bee 1'ubllshing t;orripany EsieT mail accounts Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION, etate of Nebraska. Douglas County, as : Qeorga B Tsschuck. treasurer of The Bee Publishing Companr. "jalng duly worn. Mya that the actual number of full and complete coplea of The Dally. Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of August, 180V. es lonowt: 1. . ... .W.MO . . ...ai.aoo 1.70 1,)30 j7 41,780 U 43,630 jl' 41,0 10 '. 41.410 il. 41,430 II 40,000 JJ 4&.3&0 14 41.770 15 48,480 2 41.700 J7 41,730 48.170 I. . I.. .. 41.TTO .41.M0 41.TS0 41.MO 41.MO 41,040 41,70 48,0841 41,430 40,000 41,000 IB .40.000 .41,810 10 11.... 48.190 Total Returned coplea.. 1388,410 10,881 Net total 1.27S.0BS Daily average 41,850 CEO. R TZ8CHUCK. Treaeurer. Bubsrr'bed In my presence and sworn to before ma tnia 1st day of September, 1(0. M. V WALKER. Notary Publto. aearlly shoal ailed to them. have The Re Aaaresa will he ' The weather man must be walking, too. The tariff, says Harper's Weekly, I is a question of right and wrong. Are! we to add that a right? majority la always We are pleased to aay that so far as outward appearances go Nebraska's governor la enjoying robust good health. The Omaha Ministerial union has tons on record In favor of the open shop. The ministry la an open shop', all right. Etah consists of four canvas tents. The census supervisor must see that the enumerator. allows n6thlng to be overlooked. ' ' ' Men are astonished at the strength of the stock market. There la such a thing even to a Morgan of getting tired and letting go. After an unprecedented run of four months Paprika Scb.nltr.el has given her last performance at the Den amid a bias of glory. If the supply of new gold is $8,000, 000 more than last .year we should stop the talk about Importing guineas before Christmas. If peanuts are the best food for regular eating we need fear no more about the meat shortage. The thought comes Just In 'time.'"" . i ' Chicago's Jury scandal haa solid material for the history of the' times. Chicago ran generally convict some body of something. - If Mr. Carnegie Is willing to gke!s,a,P8 n be ,n of d'BP- Omaha a 1250.000 new public library ! Polntment. American discussion has Ki.tiHin. ... ei,.t nr. o t i.."t already given it out that these. three ... .... I will enter oDjection. i In Delaware the officials incorporate ! a St. Louis company for $ 1 0,000, ooo. . There ahould be a limit on a county commonwealth. , three-; Who discovered tbe Hudson? Neapolitan element in New York sticks not governed by such personal sentl to Veranano. Yet the Half Moon will Omental preferences. The conception be in this week's procession. j 0f an English-speaking alliance has a : romantic charm, but haa little of at- Offlclal guides in Argentina's $ 1 0,- j ,ractlon cf tactical statesmanship. 000,000 capttol are entitled to good I - fees If the building waa put up with! the latest kinks of the Pennsylvania 1 kind. ! , . , - -- - A Judge near the Potomac delivers tne passing remarg tnat a woman! should be compelled to dresa by the!done" on the execution of the pro- clock. Who checks up the time- keeper. . China is having more trouble over opium. Tha Orientals are not more affected than our south Is with the cocaine habit. Troubles never wholly disappear. Baltimore aska for mora representa tion In tha stata legislature. As It al ready runs the machine, what gain will be won by two or three more stu pid members? , .: . . This frequent question whether Wall street is a barometer of trade! or a gambling hell, cannot be answered at preaent. Everybody who knows is in Europe or reading Taft's speeches Omaha is now entertaining another national convention in the Associated Traternitles of America, which Is mak ing little noise, but doing real busi ness Ths members of the convention "bavs our greetings and bast wishes. Gorernor John A. Johnson. There Is no obscurity In reselling an estimate of Govenor John A Johnson personality. He had fought, as cir cumstances compelled him to do, inch by Inch, through disadvantage to ImMl i m h I itAal B,tcc0a of S nilhllC ... ". t- It seemed to be the opinion In Min nesota that he would have been a fourth time governor of his state. Thinking national democrats rather held to the expectation that. If Bryan or a New York man did not come to the presidential nomination of hla party In 1912, Governor Johnson's availability would have lifted htm to the position. Alwava In America It la doubtful the situation of the Johnson boyhood is not a high educational ad vantage. How can a toy learn more than by "going through the mill?" What better for mental growth and character building can he do than de fend hla mother and provide for her? Johnson -grew steadily In hla news paper profession, In legislative prac tice and in public speaking. Long be fore his death he was able to meet on equal terms any man In public life. Often, since he reached a position of more than state-wide reputation, he has been likened to Lincoln. The spare figure and frleodly manner sup- j plied the out ward resemblance and the life of poor boyhood Indomitable de- termination and plain speech supplied an additional likeness, yet there was a wide difference between the back woods life on the slavery border and the Swedish-American atmosphere of Minnesota. The two great Americana were, after all, not at bottom much alike. The similarity might have be come more pronounced with ten or twelve added years. Governor Johnson was a son of the northwest and a natural product In blood, manner and development. If he had reached the presidency the nation would have been proud of his great ness. English-Speaking Alliance. In America we have seen Lord Charles Beresford before, but we do not know him well enough to have an opinion on any but the friendly personal reason which led him to hope for an English-speaking alli ance to put an end to unnecessary strife In the world. It Is not quite the Beresford we have known to be alarmed at the British "unrest" of which publicists write. Nervousness has a tinge of alarm and cowardice. Beresford la not a man to be nervous over the bud get or whether the lords reject the bill and dissolve Parliament or not. There la no precedent for a, rejection of an Important supply bill sent from the commons. But the end of the empire would not come with a Par liamentary disagreement. Beresford has little confidence In either the army's or the navy's preparedness, but surely he believes In the British ability to "swim out." We cannot be sure Just what the admiral meant by his alliance sug gestion. In any formal sense It Is Impossible. It Is not a conclusion at tainable through diplomatic agree ment. It cannot follow a natural course of racial fondness, for there Is no such thing. We have been slow to recognize the great service England performed for us during the Spanish war. The thousands of Americana who see London every summer In crease Inharmony rather than cement mutual amity. Almost every sporting vent of an International sort ends in friction. If any Englishman contemplates pressure upon Germany by the United ftnmma.nlal nallAno urtlt ha Vnm.o4 mt ' "... v . any juncture by commercial consider- ation. Asa matter of sentimental like or dislike, we should w ish well for Admiral Beresford If he com- i manded a line of battle against any No reply had been received to the mea- j enemy, for he is rated as "our kind i a"' and the governor Indicated this morn The 'of people," But war or diplomacy is "1"t h would not b greatly surprised - Well Done. Whatever differences of opinion ' mav oviat aa to the entertainment dto-' .may exist as to me entertainment pro grkm prepared for the presidents visit, the unanimous verdict must be "well gr,m. although in two features im- provetuent cou'.d hae been made. The i route of thf automobile drive should have been sprinkled to lay the dust, w hich wa neceH?arily stirred up by the traversiug of so many cara, and I the speed should have been slackened still more when passing the array, of. school children assembled in front of ' their school houses. I 1 Outside of this, however, the details .... . . were most excellently worked out and every precaution possible taken for the ..nrM-kt atlil tnioniana tf f hd II fat H '"" h -- and His traveling companions while they were the guests of Ak-.Sar- i Hen. ' The appointments at the Omaha peeled with the North pole discovery club, and the banquet served, will com- i McMillan s finding of relics from tbe pare with anything Blmllar in any city ! jreely expedition was the most af in the country. The diversion afforded I fe ting. It shows at Irani that a to the guests at the Den could not but ! search is worth perse erance. Impress the president' as unique, and' - of a very high order, and the mirth- j One of the first rases to be taken up I producing liberties taken with him I acre of a character which could be ap- predated without leaving a bad taste anywhere. Finally, the safe delivery of the presidential party aboard the train In advance of schedule time must also have been appreciated on a trip where j delays are almost Inevitably the rule ' rather than the exception In the whole 13,000-mlle itinerary the stop at Omaha Is sure to lp one pleasantly remembered. Ballinger and Pinchot. The statement made by Chief For ester Pinchot. now In California, that ; Afrca the "elephant census Is the so-called Ballinger-Plnchot fight threatening a shortage. If Mr. Roose has always been a mystery to him be-jVelt really Intends to come back and Tr eatise there Is no fight, confirms the pnter politics let him have his way and largely prevailing Impression that the ,,,, ,hp elephant decrease. newspaper controversy that has gone . i - by that name haa been stirred tip j In the monetary discussion the mainly by others thai( the principals ! skilled exponents have reached the figuring In it. A studied effort has been made In certain quarters, mostly hostile to the administration, to make out. that the plans for the conservation of our natu ral resources, outlined during the Roosevelt regime, had been, or were about to be, abandoned, and that what ever policy Mr. Taft should pursue he would have to dispense with the serv ices of either Secretary Balllnger or Chief Forester Pinchot. Mr. Pinchot's declaration indicates that there Is no such conflict between the different branches of the administration that would prevent them from working In harmony toward the desired end. There Is no question that Mr. Taft's confidence in Secretary Balltnger Is un shaken, and that he wants him to re main In the cabinet, and, further more, that he is In hearty sympathy with the work under the Jurisdiction of Chief Forester Pinchot and desires It to be continued under his able di rection. In a word, Mr. Tnft wants the nation to have the benefit of keep ing both Mr. Balltnger and Mr. Pin chot In the public service, pulling to gether In the same direction, carrying out the conservation policy of the Roosevelt administration, of which Mr. Taft, an a member of the cabinet, was a part, and which he has adopted for himself. Both Mr. Balllnger and Mr. Pinchot have repeatedly declared that there Is no such antagonism as would pre vent them from working together, and their continuance In their respective positions will be the best proof that any differences that may exist are of minor moment. No Violence. The street car strike leaders should Impress It upon themselves, and upon their followers, that resort to violence and disorder, no matter what the provocation, would seriously Jeopar dize their position In the community, and before the public generally. Whether the street car strike now on can be won by the men must de pend largely upon good generalship, but that It canT Tost quickly and Ir retrievably by lawlessness should be palpable to all. Omaha has bad strikes before, some successful and some un successful, but It has never had a strike whlcn achieved success through the assaulting of men or the destruc tion of property. At the inception of the strike The Bee said that the people of Omaha were in no mood for a street car strike and regarded the present difficulties as the result of altogether too precipi tate action. We are sure we stated the situation correctly, and can say, with equal confidence In Its truth, that the community Is In no mood what ever for disorderly outbreaks in con nection with this strike. When such outbreaks occur strike leaders usually assert either that they cannot control their mpn nr that tha hoodlumIsm ls )nclted by th(J But blaming resort to violence on one another would be fruitless. It Is not excuses we want, nor recrimination, but prevention. - - Referring to the governor's message , . .. . . welcoming the president to Nebraska, the Lincoln Star printed this statement while the president was still traveling through. Iowa and before the message could possibly have been delivered to Htm: if no reply came. Some people at Lincoln are evi dently much disappointed because the prt-sident politely acknowledged .and reciprocated the greeting extended by the state through its chief executive. I - Rumors of an accident to John H. , Harln brings out the fact that he was Kentucky s big men before he , -... . . . , j naa reacneu la years. Kentucky ; y nSr. us iicnrj t. laya and Dick Menefees blossomed w hen- I ever ,ney were rPe- If it was "a needless precaution" to stop the street cars during the presi- . . dent s stay In Omaha, why should the local democrstlc organ try to charge it up to the president's secretary when the order was given by our democratic mavnr? vu. wuiri niiauiiri. nir iniiiiilK lliriri 0lu , the ,nrH.lora,es of bla -oni-1 ou 1,1 rne U'retiorates or Dig t om- l paniPg The stockholders will soon i fquU looking for dividends. It was ; ..I a oou f as murn as tne old men could. do to BrraP Un regular dividende in all rue series or mi l, lent con j by our supreme court, just resuming session, is to determine tbe right of a social club to sell liquor to ita mem bers without a license ind In spit of the town's vote to go. dry. Note the circumstances this case conies tip from Lincoln. One South Omaha policeman has al ready run up against the conflict of duty. ne eea It, between obeying lordera of his chief and complying with the accepted code of the labor unions that grant strike breakera no rights. ' It Is hard to serve two masters, and a good plan not to try It. point where they are not sure of the difference between a central bank and asset currency. Is there a difference? New York merchants complain that the middle west has the beet railroad rates. We deny the allegation and despise the allegalor. The remark is old enough to be fresh. It Is now Great Britain which Is Lhavlng that feeling of unrest. America knows what It is and advises the Brit ish to nail everything down till the breeze passes over. Kunplr of Western (iruwth, Wall Street Journal. A gain In banking power In the middle wet of !49 05 per cent within the last twenty years Is a fair example of the phenomenal growth of that section of the country. A Problem to Re Mastered. Pittsburg Dispatch. It certainly seems probable that If the I'nlted States ls to maintain Its old posi tion as the granary of the world it will have to master the problem of raising as much grain per acre as the Kuropean na tions do. An I'awelrome Snbatltnte. Boston Herald. The MaHaachunetts policy uf segregating savings banks and discouraging the use of national banks for saving deposits has worked so well that public opinion here Is not likely to appreciate and favor the recommendation of the Bankers' Associa tion committee for a aavlnss department in national banks, aa a substitute for the postal savings bank system. Ha oka' Opposition Fruitless. Minneapuli Journal. Postal savings banks are on the program of the republican party. They ate fated to be established, whether favored by the bankers or riot. The abstract argument against government entering fields of busi ness pre-empted by private or corporate enterprise, however, cogent tn theory', does not avail In this' Instance. It slides off the pubtlc attention like water off the duck's back. niaht riaee for Marksmen. Pan Francisco Chronicle. The officers of the Nebraska National Guard have filed charges to the effect that professional markemert ''are employed to take part In the shoolf Jsftld by the govern ment. They could not take part except aS members of some organisation admitted tn iimnAttlsin In lh. ihnnt And If the place for a professional marksman Is not the army, navy or national guard, then It must be the police force. Work for Home Missionaries. Boston Transcript. Governor Brown of Georgia has refused commutation to a white' man convicted of an atrocious crime, who, to divert eus- nlctn h.rf hi.cU.rf ..n tn re.emhl. a neaxn. At Duncan. Mis... the people have dlscov- ered that they lynched the wrong man In putting ' to death a negro suspected of complicity tn slaying a policeman. It has developed that the policeman was accl dently killed by another policeman, who appears to have kept atlll "until the ex citement should blow over." There are regions of the United States to which mis sionary, associations might profitably turn their attention as soon as they have con verted Turkey and Arabia if not sooner. LIFE AND LEADERSHIP. Bnllders Are Mighty Assets .Ma- tlonal Polltlt-B. Wall Street Journal. James J. Hill is the Joy of the reporter's heart. He Is the best "copy" of any man in public life. He has always something i iu Bay which reaun wru, sua 11 IB none ! the worse for the fact that he sometimes to say wnicn reads wen, ana u la none ..,. .i .... , .... '"".popular by her tact and beauty New York American quote him to the fol- ; lowing effeots; I "If I should die this second, the Ureal ' Northern railroad's trains would run with the .ame regularity with which they are now running, the people along Its lines would continue at their gainful occupa tions, the farms would go on producing, the mines giving up their riches, the for ests contributing their' accustomed share to the wealth of the land, the mills would not stop. In a word, my death would by no manner of meana affect one way or the other the stability and progress of the country, or even a email portion of It." There ia Just enough truth in the atate- ' men t to warrant us In assuming that Mr. j Hill la as modest a many great men, and j therefore Is apt ttf undertake his own I vv'i"""j- ... ........ ( he must know his atatsment would require ! qualification. His death might be! followed by a regime of bad management which would undo a great deal of hla good ork. Abraham Lincoln said at Uettyaburg that;ut,cu ""i" man s past ana un- : ,ne .w"rld would not long remember what I wa" ,a,d ,h're' bul w 0,"d nev"r .,0.l,et what was done there. As a matter of fact, wn.t .., id thei hk.ly ,0 b, rt numbered when the memory of the battle i Itself la merged In that of a thousand other I battles, and. Indeed, only retains its place , public recollection for what Llncoln .1.1 Ktetna. truth expressed In noble ord. i. the nearest thin, to iminoi.all.y ! In word ia the neareat thing to immortality . , . . . 'hU:h Pr hu,"Tly ?7 Produd' thf aUln of i,inColn words , in spite t of ,. mode.t. must always be a national1 a.sset of enormoua value u-l.. .... .J in I i'.a.aaa n n n a i tha ! ""' "' '"" i01 or ,v " pp"- to that of any great auiker who In serving ... . .... ... hi. f.ii .. nimwil BU ir.U) mri rm .,- ' ' ! It is the Hill and llarrinutna who hae ' shown u hoa railroad properties can be built up. We. of all people, know how easy tt l to wiei a tneni. sun nu. uib- trou the consequence ma. be to the country It is true that seed lime and harvest aill not fail, and th earth a ill continue to give up her increase, but the measure of that incieae can b a.'.eler ated or retardd a the lxdera of men aie wise or otherwice. Tried to Make Good Jl. An Ssplaaatloa of ts Derelop tnant of Ooveraor Jobs A. Johnson as a kTatlonal rig-nre. "I Just tried to make good.'' was the atmple and direct ansaer the late Gov ernor John A. Johnson of Minnesota once gave to an Inquisitive group who Imag ined there w as eome magic In his devel opment as a force In state and national politics. There was not a trace of etul i si inn In the answer It was characteristic of the strong, plain man. unaffected by popular suet ess or the adulation of the multitude. From a humble beginning to the close of hla 47 years, the last seven s chief executive of Minnesota, he aturk to the path hewn by his own efforts, and "made good'' In every occupation and po sition. Qovernor Johnson was drilled In th school of adversity. Poverty was the spur of his boyhood years, and filial devotion the Incentive. At the age of 13 young Johnson wu obliged to take up the bur den of providing for his mother and sit children, lie had an Insatiable thirst for learning, and had already reached high school; but he made tip his mind that hla mother had done the work of the family long enough. He sought a place In a gen eral store. The man to whom he applied said: "Mrs. Johnson's boy can have a Job here If I have to quit myself." After that day his mother did no more work for hire. How the family lived on the meager earnings of the boy was known only to the breadwinner and his mother. He spent months trying to get employment In a drug tore. The Job there would pay aa much money aa he obtained for the manifold jobs he did around the general store. He pumped the bellows In the blacksmith shop which hla father had owned. Once a week he was employed with Inking the roller of the press in the local prlntshop. He anticipated the rural route service by carrying mat) and newspapers to outly ing house. Fventually securing the coveted drug store Job, he absorbed auch wisdom aa fell from the mouths of the oracles that gath ered round the barrel stove of the estab lishment. He worked four years and studied books behind the prescription case and men In front of It. He wanted to take a course In pharmacy, but there was always the family to take care of. The ordinary expenses of the household ate up everything. Then, when death came, aa It did three times during the minority of the future governor, there were heart-breaking times. It ls recorded that the only credit the Johnsons ever arcepted after John became ita head was from the un dertaker, and for five years that gloomy personasre, by reaaon of the three funerals, took what might be pinched out of the money needed for the living expenses of the family.- It was to meet this extraordinary de mand on him that young Johnson put aside his ambition to study pharmacy, and took a place In a general store, where the work was harder but the wages higher Put he was not. to be thwarted In his desire. He worked In the general store only long enough to get even with the ! world, then went back to the druggist and ; managed by some means to obtain a cer tificate, and registered under the s'ate law. "My certificate was No. 13," he said, "but I never believed much In hoodoos." ! At times he got an Idea that he might !do better away from St. Peter. He was tempted once by the promise of higher wages, to take a position in Iowa, He d d not remain there long, only a few months. At another time he was made , "tsint paymaster by a firm of railroad ! contractors. He earned 175 a month, and was enabled to lift the mortgage that hla father had left over the cottage. An ad dition to the house was built, and the sur viving brother and sister were educated. Later be was offered a half Interest In the St. Peter Herald, together with Its editorship. H. J. Essler, who wanted him l""' " '"-'. Mini inn ins piani eou,? be 'or the debt which he would Incur, and that It was not an obli gation that would embarrass him. So John A. Johnson became a democratic editor of a country weekly In a territory fiercely republican. He continued to make I good. He wrote with the directness that I characterised his speeches. He did not i write much, but what he wrote was to j the point. In five year he waa secretary jof the State Press association. In three jyeara more he was president of that organ- i Ixatlon. I Twice Johnson ran for office as state 'senator and was defeated. The third time' jhe ran he waa elected. "There la nothing like not knowing when to quit," aald the I j governor In telling about It. 1 In the aenate he was popular and Influ- entlal. though a member of the minority. Ha throv In other direction. He took ' .A . , . . , . 'J ,m o T, "J . . WOm" who has helped to make h a admin at rai on During hla flrat campaign for the gover norship, on the democratic ticket, aeven ' yea" go' h,e wa assailed In speech and yaiiiliniri an over in state. 15 Doth means ine people were urged to vote . aga'nst John A. Johnson because "His Father waa a Drunken Loafer" and "His Mother Took in Washing." Mr. Johnson's I managers began to get frightened. Some j of the supporters requested him to make . a strong, sweeping denial. ! "I cannot," he replied. ! The allegations were true, but he met I jthem with the aame spirit and vigor which have characterised his actions when, as ' n boy. he had, on numerous occasions,' I found it necessary lo set down the basket! jof washing he was carrying to or from . ul mo.ner to tnat or patron, and prove upon the bodies of top- : lofty young persona that he waa not re-j .aponalble for his father, and that he was ! proud of hla mother. And be It to the icreon or tne voters or Minnesota that they; oovered that part If hia life which showed self-aacrlfice. devotion to duty, and hla tender care of hla little brothera and slat era and hi overburdened mother. The revulsion waa tremendous against the opposing candidate. In the election that .. 1 1 n a. Ulnn.yAl. I ) , . , , ' . V. ' Jority o 1, 4.4, while Joht.aon ran 461 j '"1" of , ',Vh ""' 1 m,Jr"V f ' 2' ,n ,h off "r 1906 w,, . . . IMPORTED and AMERICAN MINERAL WATERS. obtained aa direct shipment from th. , apring at. importer . t'as ! for 1 1 Ve-galluns Boro-Llthla Water. . ss.oo I Want Raden Huandel Water, raa of 2 : doaen o,uarta ga-60 j s-gallon Jug Crystal I-ltbla Water.. $J i 6-gallon Jug aau-suipnur water ; tiuy at eitner siure. c bcii oer lull kinds mineral water. Sherman & McConnell Drug Go. fifteenth and Tkx1g Sts. Owl Drug Co. MTteenth and Harney Sla 1 yvv 'y .v V I m '4 sZ HSJ The only Baking Powder X V VyJL-auL 'gr made from Royal Grape I :Jj Cream of tartar A IPM I he was elected by an Increased majority. Last year, while Taft carried Minnesota by a plurality of K.K2, Johnson's plurality was 7S.6.W. The voters believed he "made good." PERSONAL NOTES. The California club, the largest civic cluh In San Francisco has succeeded In get ting the birthday of Luther Hurhank set aside as bird and arbor day fot the state. J. Plerpont Morgan belongs lo thlrty flve tltiba and his membership dues figure over $7,000 annually. August Belmont Is a member of thirty-four and Chauncey M. Depew belongs to thirty-two. General Meyer derlares officially that the physical tests applied to army officers are useless and. In many Instances. Injurious. The whole deportment believed this, even during the previous administration, Irtit wasj to busy undergoing the tests to mention the matter. Mrs. Wvnmn n oH 79 nf IMtfll.l M.e. I recently broke all records in her oie making career. She made seventy-two pies of nine different varletiea as follows: Cus tard, apple, cocoanut, prune, ralnln, squash, chocolate, blueberry and lemon. Mrs. Wyman did the work alone and had It finished by noon. The daughter of the duke of Fife ls the choice made for the royal spouse of the young king of Portugal. It appears. This ls doing very well for Portugal. The duke married Princess Louise, eldest daughter of King Edward, In U80, so that King Manuel's queen will be the grand daughter of the present king of Great Britain and Ireland. PASSING PLEASANTRIES. "Arctic travel must be very slow and tiresome." "That seems to depend," anxwered Miss Cayenne, "on whether you are Journeying toward the pole or hurrying back to find a telegraph of flee." Washington Star. Visitor (sympsthlssiugly My poor man. I suppose you have had no elevating In fluences In your life. Convict (Indignantly) Indeed. I have, ma'am. Ton ought to have seen hon my partner could "lift" things. Baltimore American. "What's ' this?" demanded the' customs officer, pointing to a package at the bot tom of the trunk. "That is a foreign hook, entitled 'Polite ness.' " answered the man who had Just landed. "I guess I 11 have 10 charge you a duty on H," rejoined the Inspector. "It com- JJ I Think of Whenever, wherever, let it point the way glass of the beverage popular that it and constant inspiration tor Are you hot ? i Are you tired ? i Are you thirsty ? Do you crave something just to tickle your palatenot too sweet, but alive with 1 -v 1 1 1 vim ana go oca 5c Everywhere ft, Extravagance is not necessary to good ' printing. The best work depends upon the good taste and capability of your printer A. L ft. IiMasvataW, 1110.1211 Hawass Streat petes with a small snd struggling induetr In this country." Chicago Tribune "Speaking of that fisii mmi mucin." "Ves;"' "1 notice yon modify us su.e i,. ,.m various auditors." "Well, 1 never tell a man nunc ihsn I think he'll believe." Louisville Courier Journal. Jack Whv do you rail Mrs Preitvone a silent belle' Tom I kissed her the mtiei niglil and she never tolled Puck. "Your new automobile seems to he ihoi oughly up to rtste In every particular. " "Yes; I've got everything thnt goes Willi a first class maohlVe ecpt a receipt in full from the dealer." Chicago Tribune. "lias any use been discovered for the vermiform appendix?" asked one student. "Yes," replied the other. "It has helped many denervlng physicist! to attain s, good Income." Pet roll Free Press. Mrs. Fallow John writ's that he hl two examinations yesterday. Hiram Fallow Then I guess I hettet put on my Sunday clothes and take the after noon train out there. The first thing i e know, them fool college doctors will he operating on him. Judge. THE EVOLUTION OF A DREAM. i. On a white feather-cloud she drifted far Thro' the realm w here fait lea be; 111 the pale aoft light of the morning str She slumbered peacefully. Thin up shot streaks f-otn the whlfnlng east, Thro' the heavens' great hlue-dotneil pslare ; And little elves from pink loud --hclvea. Cast arrows of dawn at AII.-p. II. She opened her eves on iiise-tlrtil kU e. And. wrapped in her soft cloud hlankt. She Indulged In a yawn made a face at ,h dat n. And crossly sighed. "Oh. nang u "' And those mischievous elves fioni the pink cloud-shelves Sent their shafts with peroisten, ojl're. While each little sprite, sang'out In detigrr: "Hoes the Aurora hore ve. .i:c-'.'" "Alice! Oh. Alice!" "Does the Aurora hore ye Alice?" III. She slept. In fact, between cotton slieei. In a cottage, not a sky palace; In the Went of a pillow nestled the cold Creamed face of rharmttig Alice The sun through the window with ruth- less glare , . j :j i t . t Streamed fresh from that blue-domed palace: But the voice that called up the kitchen stair. Said. "Get up there, and hurry, Alice"' "Alice, oh Alice!" Yea. the Aurora bores poor Allre. Omaha BAYOU. NE TRF.LK. Whenever you see an "Arrow however you see an arrow, to a soda fountain, and a that is so delicious and so even its advertising 'are imitators. Coca-Cola is cooling. . Coca-Cola relieves fatigue. Coca-Cola is thirst-quenching. - voia is delicious. Whenever you tee an Arrow think of Coca-Cola. Mf'