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i. 1 y X THE BEE: OMAHA. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 10. 1012. 19 it T1 SILK HAT HARRY'S DIVORCE SUIT . It Takes a Lawyer to Steer You Right Copyright, mi National New Association By Tad (TtTr (S'tSSCV 1 f OFFICE 1 Tl f fl H J I , 2 Cupid and Poverty J Br. DOROTHV llIX. Three thousand eight hundred and lEpty-tbre person " were arranged In the domestic relations court in New York during tin year Mil; Jusf think of Uia amount of domestic misery that these . .vjt,. figure ' represent, think of the deeerta of bleated Illusions' and blighted, hopes, ot th mountains of broken dreamt, the aalt seas of tears for which they etand! Just think, that In one city alone, beside the ubiquitous common, or garden variety of family spats there were UB& husband! and wives who quarrelled to such aa extent that that they took their troubles Into court. , It la appalling. It la enough to make anybody conclude that tt' marriage Isn't a failure It la the short cut to trouble. 1ft commenting on those raws of do mestic Infelicity. Mice Ron McQuade.Vhe probation officer of the domestic rela tions court, says: . . "The chief source ot discord between married people that sends them to our 'court Is'tBe mother-rn-raw.-'ir makes no difference whether It's the. man's mother or the woman's mother. Her appearance la a household la th beginning of trouble and I hare coma to the conclusion that a mother-in-law ahould never pay more than a formal call to the home of her sen-ln-law. And under no circumstances should she remain overnight. '. j "The second aourse of tronble Is drink ing on the part of the husband and slovenliness on the part of the wife. A third reason for disagreement In the family Is extravagance and shlftleasnesa. "But underneath all Is. the vital fact sits on the door step, howling, and where the husband's and wlfe'a nerves are on edge with' anxiety about the fu ture, and overstrain and privation In the present. The maa who sees his family half 'atanr Ing on his Insufficient wage, who looks at his wife's worn, white face, and bis undernourished children, must curse him self for having brought such misery oa those he loves snd for a fool for having married. The wife who sees her hus band hagirard and old, and worn out be fore his time, striving vainly to support Ms family In comfort, must reproach her self for being a burden upon him and feel It would have been better, for both of them if they had been stricken dead on their 'wedding day Instead of plunging recklessly Into a Jite .that haa meant nothing but hardships to both ot them. It Is Inevitable that the man. being human, under such circumstances con trasts his lot with that of his unmarried companions who on the same salary are enabled to live comfortably because they can spend all tbey make on themselves. It h Inevitable that the woman, ' being human, should contrast her lot with that of her unmarried friends who work no harder than she does, but whose salaries enabls them to have good eluothea and good food and a comfortable place to live In. It Is also Inevitable under such circumstances that the man and the woman should reproach each other and ear leal that the other waa to Mama. Unfortunately for romance, oar phy sical needs are more pressing than our 'spiritual one. Nobody cares a rap about bla heart when his stomach la empty. Nobody Is sentimental when hungry or uncomfortable, and for these reasons eupld peak up his grip and hikes out for a more congenial location when poverty Invades a heme. The statistics of the Domestic rela tion court are earnestly commended to the attention of all the young Romeos who are contemplating matri mony on fit and fl) per. It I s t Gee! Your a Happy Guy! By Tad IffHSna that thstv win Ha wsil tn that the average weekly wage of the , hw) or t t(UhM (hu nrri. on an Insufficient .Income doesn't bring man arralnged hers Is between tl and 114" This sounds sordid, doesn't It? The ro mantlo young creatures who are con templating marrying on nothing but love, and who believe that they can live on kisses win be horrified at this plain blunt statement of the fact that love's young dream haa to be sustained on beefsteak and onions, or else It turns up Its little toes and dies, and that people who lack the ordinary oemfort of life no longer kiss. They snap and snarl at each other. Tet such Is .unfortunately the ease. Slarrlage la a business, aa welt aa a sen timental proposition, and It goes Into bankruptcy If It has not a suffidentf flasndal backlns This does not mean that It must be capitalised Into the mil lions. Far from It. Undoubtedly young people of moderate meana who work to gether and sacrifice together and build up together are the happiest. But they must have enough Income lo provide them With the ordinary com forts and decende of life, or els their marriage la a foredoomed failure. There la ao such thing possible aa a cheerful, contented, peaceful home where the wolf a young couple happiness. It plunges them Into certain misery. Peepl who are always ' worried to death over the rent and the grocery bill, who arp overworked, and whose tempera are raw with perpetual sacrt flees that bars bean forced upoa them. are net In a condition to be amiable and ' affectionate companions. Qn the contrary, they are ready to fight at the drop of a hat, and they make of their homes a perpetual battleground. Therefore. Edwin and Angelina, heed the warning of the Domestic Rda. tlona court. Don't try matrimony on fl or fit a week. Walt and work unt' yon hav gotten enough money to Insure love having bread and butter and an occasional piece of pie to eat And don't be misled Into believing that two people can live aa cheaply as one. They can't: and aa for children. In these sterilised days, to support a baby costs a much aa keeping aa automobile. Don't marry until yon can afford the luxury. Bo shall you keep out of the divorce court and the Domestic Rela tions court. Maybe. r Vain Imaginings By X. J. BILL. I'd like to bo In the Southern sea, , ' Oa a green and fertile Ule; ' V.'icro the palm trees grow, and the soft wiiuls blow, , And dusky maidens smile. - Where the flowers are fair, and the fruits are rare. 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AMD VfRiTX A eiATsT1 OH TWO, TWC fcswr a 0 oumex. kAJ A- A . - . T '"', rXUCfoLA f eHWTArrsBsl.eWuai paKNATM RUOt AXbMj( MOTMCA taTIUrBOAti.T PAV AMI sn tttl Caarntjy Ar rue imLTl i i-ouow. TV!. '0 6AHW.T HOOPS BOr-figj? "I'M RoutrH A 0 TDW&H iAlD Dt-O J. 1MM ssftjos- as-A HvVSrAT- THstH ; AM0rA.-0P0''ff P eV irtAl&i W0A TV. sirCTC ov fW0HAu iaTTTsrW 1 tXw senri TstfMjrf. ija 1A T fm aV-Tal A a -T e .w v r-. sfyaww- J I A MArfV wOV NOTHii ITOPOTJU. Sherlocko the Monk By OCB MAOKB. :.; ; CopyrlghU. 1 National News Assn. The Adventure of the Mahogany Table VANPALS in MY HOUSE MT Price i cca. nt n as ee(e ruincd i COMe,iuATo( we tX CO TO TMt UCT'5 AiHejTaeKc') r 'UH irrnc ' ys TNe pone- 0 THCT OtOt tveis TDOCM Aeasexiue, mmb IM 1WB Hri JtoEifi'r IT STRIKE tVEH TCXJ, VMATSoJ KtMArjtABijE TXAT THEUE is NOT, fWAI OF SAHNpUiT TO BG .KN, AltUh... .... II r.unvvei eWtxfc ON TVtE iuOODi WOUO'CrCDOT) zgX I RsU FKOM TVttfAt I Dcjmjt TVaT- -rule CULMtr WA& MOT AM Aiui Pal, Bur UA& AFTER THC SWDUSt! wis. INVEaVfkVaTi ft A VEl 5 -tf J'UPrRl r-txr dooa PcuX JHtowfTL I eiwwat ci. m ktI i , 1 ' irvii Izaak Walton v. By REV. THOMAS B. GKEGORV. Febraary 10, legs. The, "Complete Angler," by laaak Wei. ton. published Us years ago. la one ef the most remarkable books In the world. Those who have not read It have aliased the feast of their live. It haa been the delight of the elect of th earth Tor more than two cen turies and a half. and Its popularity la greater today than It ever waa The quaint e I d London llnea draper made tor himself through the writ ing- ot hie little book a reputation that wilt live for ever. There is no name In literature whose immortality Is more secure thaa that ot laaak Walton. Nor Is the reason far to seek. Walton fished, ever "taking care to handle the fish as though he loved then! and aa be fished ha thought and dreamed about himself and the fishes and the great nature about him, and of human life la general; and out ot those thoughts and dreams the "Complete Angler grew aa naturally and beautifully as the rose grows out ot the rosebush. Thua are we able ta account tor the fact thst there rune throughout the little book the "one touch of nature that makes the whole world km." Men of all raees and natlonalltlea, ef all creeds and parties, read the "Complete Angler" and find lit It the joy that cannot be bought for pold, and which, having tasted, they would not sell for all the gold la the world. , It has been said that In the bland and! soothing air of Madeira "babies never j cry and grown people never despair;."! certain It is that In the mental stmes-j phere of Watson's little book no eejs' oaa feel blue, or hateful, or selfish. If spirit makes us all brothers, all friends and helpers one of snother, sad at tbei same time Inspires us. with the feellac that there Is nothing la the whole anf verse that la going to, harm us, jot that wants to harm us. , . The folly of human greed; the fatter vanity snd emptiness ot the human dis tinctions that have distracted and cursed the world; the sheer foolishness of th prides and ambitions which have kedi at the bottom ot moat of the wars and oppressions that have degraded and des olated humanity; the wealth ot a dear conscience and a humble, contented mind; the glory belonging to the eeftl that quietly eommunea vtth nature and through nature with stature'a OceV these things are brought home to us In the "Complete Angler" aa they are hr ae ether book la all the libra rtea of the earth. . j "Honest eld laaak Walton." "Dear old Isaak Walton." By suck terms fe the II nan draper and fisherman referred to by the multitude whe hav been mad happier and better by hie book. . laaak Walton founded ae empire, estab lished no dynasty, fought ao bsltl. originated ae school at philosophy, or science, or art; but h gave da th "Complete Angler," and hennas he did that bis nam nil forever live In the world's grateful The Head Waitress By HANK. "Tou ain't got no English In yon, I your' asksd the beadwalter oT th staady customer as ha dolefully speared a last been en the plat. I bellev that centuries sgo on of my ancestora waa a duke or eomethlng ef th kind." he replied, but I hav never boasted about It." i shouldn't If I were you," aald the heed waitress. "It ain't nothing to brag about. I used to think that them English aa a pretty good sort, seeing aa how they ectue pretty Bear seeakln' our languag and living aa ws do, but I'm through with tbem." 'Something evidently had occurred to upset your mental equipoise," suggested the steady customer. 1 never heard It called that before," replied the head waitress. "I should say that It was my temper that was npeet The other afternoon I waa up to my sla ter's whe wierried one ot them fellers 'that earns his living hers and uses up all hi leisur Urn moanln' ever hi tat. A lot of hi country women was la t celt on my sister for tea' aa they call It, although the only tea I seen cam from th corner la csa and bad suds all over th top. "Well, after they had the can ef tea' filled several tlsos. my sister borrowing W cent from aae far the third trip to the coraer, they started In paanln' America. It dlda't take me long te understand why th great American bird ain't got ae ears that yoa can see. From the pannln' that pore bird haa got trees theee English dam its ears must hav been burned right oft long ago. I sat still and didn't say Dothla far quite awhile, but finally one old dame who was dressed up to took like a chicken with Its feathers rubbed the wrong way. pipe up with spiel that sent my goat galloping madly around the room hollerln fcr air." It must hav bosa tierce,' aald th steady customer. "Fierce waa It middle same." said the headwaitreaa. "aae begins to say a haw he waa out visiting a friend or hers, an America, the ether day, and waa aafced ta stay to dinner. Her friend asked her If aha would like ta hav an particular kind of disss rt and ah answers that aba weejd bike to hav 'roly-poly.' 'Aa, what do you think r she telle as. friend said she never heard of a roly-poly! Th ideal What do yoa think of a eouatry that hasn't aay roty -polys? Why the mac est child as Eaglaad know what a sory-Boly la. Amsrlea and Ameri cans are oertalaJy exceedingly crude, and eeveksrareV "WU that waa te much for as. Roly- poly." eays I to her, why we Jumw what roly-poly waa before Bnglaad waa on the may. Holy-pelya? Why. where I come from m Connecticut, they eat rely-poiy ssnralng. neon aad eight. There one tcwa wp there there doe Botfaia' else but tare eut rajy-palya. DMa't you ever bear at Pear theaters T i uked bar. She said never had. That's where yen show yr IgBoraBC.' aald I. they was Bmd after Air. Body Fall, aa saisrlfaa and th Uvea toe eg th raiy-pely.' Then I Mopped for I waa all out ef breath. My sistsr was looking Masr mortified, but I dlda't care, aad soon af terward the company broke up Just ga the dame whe I bad had the argument with waa going oat she said te m vr- sweetly. 'And do yea know what a roly- poly faf " 'Do you knowr says L "Of course,' say she, Thaa what's the use at asO telUn" your 1 anew ere back, aad she aaaa out saying something te her friends about be being ImaoeatMe.' ". , - "Well, klddo." said the steady cuj toraer. "It look Is If yoa woa out" 1 "Tea," aald the head waitress, "I did. but I'd Ilka le ask you auaMthlng confi dential.' "Oe ahead." aald the steady cue taw sr. "Writ, what the dickens la a roly-pelyT" "Durned if t know," geld the steady Unique Station The wireless telegraphy station atl Kaaso. Bear Berlin, saw possassn a! tower which Is said te be the highest Ini th world with th exception ef the' Eiffel tower In Pari, sod the Hnger asal the MatropoHtaa towers ta Hew Tori. The tower waa originally three hundred feet high, eut te Increase the range at th wireless station, which la already ( able te communicate direct arita Mew Tor. It was decided to add aaether three) hundred feet. Thie engtneenag feat haa beea accomplished, aad hi varcasti weather th summit la often lost fca the, clouds. , - There have been ao attempt at arch itecture! beauty in the ecaustratruen nasi It is anything but aa attractive feacnr, of the district," appearing Ilka A bug mast of iron trellis work springing ver-, tically from the earth's aurfece toward the sky. from the uppermost extremltyi ot which a neat ot wlrework stretches toward the ground. From a techalcal pout of view, hew ever, the Nanea tower 1 probably rat-' Inal. Its sot feondatloa la atngl stsari ball let Into th earth. a which nets' the entire weight ef the lion weak. On. a structure of such Immsass height the pewar ef the wind Is aatursily sin erne., and, owing te the small mil seal area ef the tower. It wsa tinpeaalbt t na-: act the wind ncesuis by aide esssed (ng foundation. It was therefore um dded to allow the lower eartain aawnat "give,- aad the tower swings te taw farce ( the wwxL-New Tork Trtbeae. I rinttlen tbe fasts' Sew Faahlsn ta Crtsatnal The accused: "Tbaee era guv-nor. What a your evidence" . The honest lawyer: "Hum! The eeae asjalast yon looks dear. And yen bavea'fi eny sjaoney ta pay for n defense?" - 1 Th accused: "Only Hi, guv-sor." ; The lawyer: "Then I straturty advfcai i en copers, steaaa.- you to confess. Cleveland Plain Dealer.