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The Omaha Daily bee founded ur BHw'AftP nogBwy.'t'fiiu vieroa n5gBWArEit, fcDITd'ii. msB BUibiNo, kaunam" aNPi ittiiT Entered at Omaha postoffice as second I aits matter. TKIlJIt? OF SUBSCRIPTION. Sundav Uee, one year'. ,.,.,I,M Saturday Uee, one year... 1.W Pally Uee without SunUiy. one elr. ..W Dally Ilee, and Sunday, one year -W rt?t .Mr i.m lm nr f A ti II I Kit- Evening and'Bunday. per nlonth. . .. . . . 40 ICvrnltiK. without .Sunday. per month.. 25c UHlly Uee, including Humlay. per mo.. o al!y Uee, without Bunuay. pct. mo. . w Address all compli'lnts or Irrwtuutrltlw i delivery t City Circulation OfPt- kkmittanctST . IUtr.lt by dmll. express or postal order. ;avnhln tn The lien PubUshlnK Comtmny. nly i-.-ent stamps received In payment T small accounts. Personal enecks. ex .apt on Omaha and eastern .exchange, not ncepted. orFlCE8. fnaha- The I'ee building. Kouth Omahn SSW N street. ..unci North Main street .lncolr.-a; I.lttle building. . fiiiraxn-lixl Martiuette building. W insnn fltv-lUllance building. NfW Tork-31 Vest Twenty-third. A Iaula-402 Frisco building. WnaWngton-TTi Fourteenth 6t. w. w. CORRHBi'dNPKNCB. Communications relating to news and dltorlal matter should be nudressed Omaha Pee, Editorial Department. , .. OTTOnER CIRCULATION 51,898 .Jlale of Nebraska, ounly or uouciaa, e: i Pwlght Williams, circulation manager of The Pee lubllhlng company, being July sworn, says that the average dally circulation for the month of October. 1912, waa 51.858. PWIOIIT WILLI AMB. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence, and sworn to befora me thla 1st day of November. 1311 ROUERT HUNTKB. (Seal.) Notary Public Subscribers leaving the city temporarily should hare The will be changed jm often re located. ' Vote early. Today is the day. The Beo for election return. Remember polls close at 0 o'clock, Now, bo a real American and voto right. Women will never bo dubbed sllont voters. The job print man prefers the long ballot t The Turk would have to have a -strong hand to beat four kings. Despite gloomy forecasts of others, ley. Br. Abbott insists the outlook is ill right. Nat Goodwin stays under the lime light ven If bo has to get 'himself Bued to do it. Don't become discouraged at leant not before you get half way down tha ballot. What ft pity a formidable antago nlst could not havo lured Turkey Into a fair fight long ago. . And fitlll the wonder grows that Tom Dennlson has not been made a burning inauo in this campaign. Tie weather man promises to bo good to the politicians, who Bhould bo duly thankful even for the prom ise. Everybody come out to tbe animal show and see the race between the elephant, the bull mooao and the donkey. In casting awout for a candidate for 1916, perhaps the socialists jalght persuade 'Clan beba to take the Job. The war over in Turkey seems to have chosen a particularly bad time attract attention oa this sjde of the j Atlantic. , Tho New York theater managers decline to cut the prices of admission. The theatergoers have one ssore card .left to play, Since the upper bprtb ratOB were reduced, the FUnian company Is able to earn only 140,000,000 a year jtlth. Its caw. Another Paul bank has been bought by Jjnaies J. Hill, That is the ry Mr, 1JM rivals Mr, Morgan as an art collector. Only five constitutional amend ments to bo approved br rejected, Just wait until wo have the initiative and referendum-, A lot of honest and self-respecting jnen are staying within Ue repub lican party, the colonel to the con. Jrary notwithstanding. The count will bo slow, especially in Nebraska, . but successive, edi tions of The Beo will koop you posted up to the minute of going to press. Our amiable democratic contem porary has suddenly discovered that jSd Howell is "progressive." That must bo startling news to Mr. Howell Mark Hanna would Bay "Lot well enough alone." Others with ibe aame thought hsve declared. "When you have a good thing hold on to it." The American voter will be re fivivd that the campaign Jb over, for he will reallte that he is not such noble creature as the candidates tried to make blm believe he was. The democratic candidate for United States Benator In Minnesota campaign. Ho fcnows he would be? nrewiB his money away if he did. i i What's Happening in Turkey. from the Rocne of action to got a good yIow of tho war gaino In Tur key. It Is clear, liowcvor, that some thing p happening over thero that will materially cliungo tho map of Europe, and produce rearrangement of trcmoiidoug influence. It Is not what happens to the Turk that ciuibos concern, but what may happen to disturb or upset tho delicately ad Just relations between the great pow ers of Europe, which must bo main tained In ktablo equilibrium if the pooples of the earth aro to live at peace with ono another. Wo of the United States used to think that we were so Isolated and cut off from the old world that wo could purauo our ,way entirely independent of all otb era, but wo have learned that as a world power every warlike ruction, no matter whore It breaks, out, con corns us also In creator or lessor de gree. For this reason a speedy set tlement of the Turkish troubles will bo to our advantage, as well as to tho advantage of Eurqpp. Blame for Car Shortaere. Accepting tho Intorstato Com merce commission's statement as authoritative, people must concludo that tho freight car shortage is a grave problem developed from very trifling causes, problem soluble' by tho apparently simple- process of keeping what cars thoro aro In opera tion. Tha supply of cars Is said to bo adoquatc, but it is the old complaint that they aro hold out of usp by ship pers and railroads. As a result, ac cording to Commissioner Franklin K. Lone, a famino of coal supply is threatened. Unless prompt action is .aken, the situation will Indeed ho come acuto as winter approaches. It Is roassuring to know that the commission has warned railroads to get ovsry available car Into sprvice and keep it there. But the full blame does not rest directly upon tho roads; many shippers aro partly responsible. Tho commission's power should on able H to reach these offenders through the roads. With plenty of cool in tho country, and plenty of care to transport it, those responsi ble should be .made to see to it that we put tho coal and the cars together. Poetry and Politics. When In-straits for -a word to comr Ploto a rhyino, ,or fit the rhythm, pootlc Ilconuo permits deviation frpm exact grammatical construction, and oven aberration from the strict jo quJremenU of, truth, That a sort of pootjc Ucwibo also extends to candi date Xor office,- and campaign ora tors, Is an accepted condition, al though possibly In conflict with ppllU ical t.hepry. That Is ,tho explanation .why political promises are usually discounted stump spoachoe rated along 'with watered stock and per sonal crimination in the hoat of the contest taken far less seriously than at any other time. Whether It be tokens a good or a, bad state of pub lic mind, it 1b nonetheless & fact that proof of a political motlvo and selfish purpose is almost Invariably received as a complete dofense. While it Is natural to say that too last campaign is always the worst, on impartial re view of our political history will, wo bolleve, show real progress toward saner methods and soberer Judg ments, nd less resort to license, both in poetry and in pplltlcs. The American Woman, Tho announcement of tha coming repiarrlage of Mrs, drover Cleveland bos occasioned generous comment on the lovo and. admiration she inspired as 'Jtlrst lady of the land," and yet on her aversion to notoriety during and since tbe tlmo she was the attractive-wife of the chief magistrate. Mrs. Cleveland was then and is yet tho type of the 'American mother whoso hand has helped mould the destiny of tho nation, by her Influ ence upon others. It would be a lamentable loss to this republic If vor her kihd lost its dominant In fluence, jjpjte p; an the appealing opportunities for splendid service outside tho home, the home continues to can, loudest for tho sweet and sav ing grace and power of the mother and the wife, Lot us nevor lose sight of that im portant fact. Let us never nood our women elsewhere so much as to force thon out of their loftiest and most commanding sphere of service. There is no right or duty quite so important or impelling to womankind as that of making (tho . homo what it should be. Theodore Roosevelt issues tbU autograph appeal: , The yrogresslvw cauao Is the cause of tho .honest men and women of the united States and I ask all good citizens, with out regard to fhrir paat affiliations, tp support It. Hud Colonel Hooeevolt boon nomin ated instead of. President Tart by tho republican uatpnt.) convention he would be Issuing that same appeal with the word "republican" substi tuted fpr tbe word "progreeslve," Winning world's championship players are advised that it they will save their prlre money and invest it at C por cent compound interest, in twenty-bur years thoy will novo 16,000 to remember the series by. Hut how many of them have their winning" te4iact today T And why does not tbe same- advice ppy juut ,as foieluly to each and every one of us on e-very do)lar, we can jsavej a IkbD&v f.n Omaha "1 K " f rv J "t (tin . 1 Thirty Years Atti The Irlah-Amerlcan club la preparing for another Invitation party, for which arrangements nre in charge of Mcwirs. J. II. Feeney. J. X. Nlchftl. J. T. Murphy, J. T. I'rlre andJBernard JUChffrey. O. P. Chubb, late of the Union Pacific freight auditor' office. ha connected Mrm-clf with M, R. jllsdcn, under tho firm name of lllsdun & Chubb. Whltehouae, the Flxteenth street-drug-rIM, hna on exhibition a stuffed pelican, which la quite a curloolty, nnd la drawing largo crowd. C, F. Goodman wa among tho cast bound poJtacngprn. Omaha people arc now able to talk to Fremont by telephone, tho line having Juat been completed, oatonlahlng everyone at the cae with which conversations may be heard. The program Is out for the conference of I'nlt.-uians to be held In Omahn next week, (he Invitation omlrg from the First TTnllnrlntl nhlirrh anil HirhMl Irv Ttv V. Sv. Copeland, minister, and E. Knott Powell, atnto missionary. County commlmlonors have aitoptod a formal resolution of thanks to Hon. A, J, Poppleton, Fraiik B. Moorcn, the Oiruvba OlfA club and all tlic societies and Indi viduals that tmrtlclniited In the court 'house cornerstone laying. Twenty Ycnrs Aro Pemocrata held a big meeting at Expo sition hall, where they heard Governor Boyd declare that Ncbraalui was Irrep arably lost to Clcvclknd ind beg them to vote for Wcavec bo Harrison would not carry the state; whllo Dr. Ororgo L. Miller pleaded with them to go down voting the straight old democratic ticket. The meeting was called to order by 8. R. Rush, who presented Pr. Miller, then enma Governor Boyd and then Morton with the big gun of the evening. Miss Flora Adler m at home after o. delightful visit of one month in. Seattle. Mrs. & H. White, 1US Corby street, left for Terra Haute, Jnd., on a visit. "Hpud" Fariish, base ball manager. pitcher and all around athlete who wo advartlsed In the cast on his lata trip home as the .best known roan in tho world, received a huge box of chestnuts from his folks at Culpepper, Vcu, and expeotod to crack most of them during the winter down at' Handle' on his radiators. Ten Years Ako It became apparent from later returns that John Jf. Mickey of Osceola, repub lican, had carried the state for .governor over W. II. Thompson of Grand Island by a handsome majority. The demo crats elected only ono congressman, Hitchcock, Jn the Second district. Tho other congressmen clceteu were: 22. J purkett. First; J. J. McCarthy, Third; VL it. Hlnxhiw. BViurth; fj. W. Nnrris. Fifth, and M. P. Kinkatd, sixth. These .Baptist college presidents held a conferences over olego matters in Omaha; r. Qeorge Sutherland of Grand Island college, Pr. George H. Adams pf (Pus Molnea unlyerHlty, Pr. J. P. B. Plggs pfvPttawa (Kan.J Mnlyerfllty and Pr. .1. P. Orcen of William Jewell college. Lib erty, Mq. They warn all tho guests of Rnv. A. W. Clark, -fiaward street. Anslstant County Attorney Lysle I. Ab bott was receiving felicitations upon the birth of a daughter at his home a day ur two btfore. These officers were elected by the Oman Ileal Estate exchange; President, C. F. Harrison; vice president, G. G. Wallace; secretary, A. G, Charlton; treasurer', 6. P. Postwkk; executive com mittee, W. O. Ure, W. Q. Shrlver and W. II. Gates. People Talked About Salt river la wide and deep, but the crowd will tax Its capacity. November Is the most disastrous month 'of Pie dozen for windjammers on land. Tho multitude of candidates .doomed to fall by tho wayside might as well cut put .excuse and admit that tha voters saw 'cm first and talked last. Kansas boys arp ald to average an Inch taller than their fathers, Perslst- ont rubbering for Irrigation' purposes lias a tondenry to strutu.li tho neck. In estimating tosses In battles It Is well .to rpmfniber that the enemy always loses at Jeast four or Ive Jlmes Jan many man as the eld that sends yi news. Ail Paotut. who commanded tho Turklvh, army at Klrk-Klllsseh. pays the penalty pf defeat by being shot to death at the word of a military court. The New York .bureau for prosecuting lean sharks has discovered 20.000 victims on the city payrolls. The number speaks ,woll only for the borrowers' security, A Pennsylvania fanner, over 100, de- Claras that to wrk hard jwJ! preyent people from growing old. Work cornea as near being tho panacea for eycry III as human experience can supply. The passion for higher education prompted the stria of tho River Fa'ls till.) Normal school to )lck potatoes, wash windows, split wood and do family washings. The girls needed the money to j charter a apoclal car for a foot ball gan., While other .cities havo talked about the suppression .of unnecessary noises the Antl-Nolse committee of the P!tl more Medical society has acted. One of tbe first moves was tp appeal to the pallors of churches with bells asking i that .the riVElng and chiming of church, bell b abandoned or at least stopped ' during tho early morning hours, when a large proportion of the population feels like abutting off the alarm and turning over fpr 'Juit five minutes more." A New York centenarian and. two years pvr had hi first visit from a doc tor the other day. - and took tho first dosn of medicine in his lifetime. The old man said ho smoked, took a drink when he wauled to, ate when he wa". hungry, never bothered his system with tho germ tlwary or sanitary Kjmcmck. and kept hl appendix where It helnn fed. Ob livious of tha ncrlls about him he u. cumulated years unvexed by doctors and i drug. How ho managed to defy medical sclrnce and outlive a century carries enough amazement to hold the next clinic pf the. County Medical society. Now York Tribune, Prinking aiwl smoking aro Increasing li the Vnllea State at a rapid rte. ai-soraing t' the internal revrnue rKord. A-i n I ... ..ft r,i corsMjuvu freskuri for economy do not s.em to u ttrfurc with the luxurious habits nf th Jia.f Dh Jveoyle, . ON TO CONSTANTINOPLE Nature of Country Where Main Armies Are Struggling. New Tork Run. The present fMd of operations of the Turkish and Bulgarian armies lias to thu southern f Arlanople, to the part ef the Marltxa. rlvor and to the tiorth of the Brgtne awl the Tihorlu fivers. On the eat In a line extending from Klrk Klllrseh through Visa to the lilgh ridge west of Constantinople Is a chain t motintalns running parallel to the bor ders of tho Pkiek sea. Within these con fines Is being fought a battle that prom ises to bo ono of the decisive engage ments of the war and which may seal the fate of the Ottoman empire In liurope. The country ,1s rough and broken, cut by Innumerable small streams, the little vnlleys of which are fertile and hltrhly cultivated as cultivation govs In that country. The hills, which riso steadily In height from tho broad Marltza back to tho mountains, were once heavily wooded, but havo now for tho most part been . cleared and planted in vineyards. Im portant In tho present military opera tions arc tbe number of roads, fairly well built for Turkish roads, which run In a Kwierally southerly direction from Adrlnnoplo tpwArd tho pprts on tho 8ca of iluriyora. There Is only pne Important highway toward tho west, that which connects with Klrk-Ktllnseh. Jleyond this point are the mountains, with only a single pass, narrow an-, difficult. through to tho yiack sea. To the ordary traveler in Turkey this Is almot an unknown section, for' by the tlmo schedulo of the orient express east ward Adrlanople Is reached after mid night nnd by njornlng the traveler is well on his way to Constantinople. Tho tourist, however, misses little of Inter est by this arrangement. The train fol lows tho right bank of the Marltza, which here, owing to its colnfluenco at Adrlanopla with the Arda and Tundra, Is twice the size that It -was further back at Muntapha Pasha. Tho banks .of the stream are low, and It so frequently overflows that the surrounding lands are rich with alluvial deposits. An hour's ride from Adrlanople is Kulcll-Uurgas, tho Junction ,af the line from Salonlca- A little the west. In plain vjew from the stbtlon, U Peraotlka, which from Pa clev&U'd position practically con trols this Important point. After leaving Kulell-Purgaa the road enters tho valley C0NSEEVING- OUR NEW WEALTH Are We Better ftualitied to Do it Than in 1907 ? New York With equivalent of 0,000,000,000 new dollars, which never existed before, soon to bo circulated through our arteries of commerce like so much fresh and vigor- ous blood as the result of the unusual W1J harvest, thero is every , legitimate reason for hoping that the business and financial marts are on tho very thresh old .of .another period of unexampled prosperity, Thla belief has become a moro or less settled conclusion in the mind of the average observer. Even the laborer sniffs better .times to come in the 'Vary air he breathes and from the opttmlstto talk he hears about him. .Not oven a heated presidential campaign Is sufficiently diverting to arouse any con cern. This latter Is the most healthful algp we can ask for in proof of the solid conditions underlying the whole' indus trial fabric. The coming of bettor times Is on the wings of natural conditions No artificial "sunshine movement" such as was resorted to In 1903 la now re quired to make the people feel hopeful They feel that way now because they have seen or know that the boundless grain fields have turned Into veritable treasure houses for all those who have worked them and as this wealth Is dls- CHEER AND SHINE 'EM UP Iowa's High Court Safeguards the Shoe 'Shiner. Indianapolis News. Tho lowa supreme court has decided that the tips given to boys who shine shoes belong to tho boys and not to the boss. The question was raised In a suit brought by an einployo for two years' tips. If thero la to be any tipping, at all, surely the gratuities should go to those to whom they are given and for whom thoy are Intended. No Upper was over Inspired by tho Idea of adding to the profits of tbe proprietor. He pays tho price, and when he has done that the transaction is complete. The tip, prop erly considered, is not a part of the price, but a gift to the server. If It were true, and generally .understood, that .all tips went to the boas, there would soon be an and of the system. Of course, It la true that tips often do go that way Indirectly, as when an emi ployer pays very Jow wages on tho the ory that his employes yvj.ll make enough out pf tips to live comfortably. It la said that In certain faslUonabla res tuuranja tit waiters get practically no wages, jand that In other Jhey pay for their places so generous ore tho tlpa. BOUQUETS FOR MRS. CLEVELAND r - Philadelphia Records The American people with on. accord will wish Mrs. Cleveland Joy In her new toappiueas. No lady of the White House' ever diffused a more gracious hospitality or more per fectly combined official dignity and per sonal charm.. She is still In middle life, and maturity has pnly added to the fascinations of her youth. Paltlmore Suu: The strength of char acter, the tact, the good genre And food tiess of heart that made bee so Iritcrcst Ins and lovable as jcalstre.? pf .the White House have kept her still .foremost in the affectionate regard of her countrywomen as well atf of' har c.puntrymei). There (s a lull tn the political firing as this little university romance Is revealed, and P hoartfot God bess you greets hl fine type of American womanhood. Pctrolt Kreo Pre: .Mrs, Cleyelond wHl take with her the kindly remembrance of millions of people when she steps jnto the shadows of that ubucurlty which sur rounds alt but the leading a,ctors on our common stage. She won many hearts whllo she wo the wife ,of the president, and sb utaiutd their affection when eLe became tho widow of the cx-prldent. That ajhe may ;ind happiness again in her new wiarri wilt be a very general wish In tho United States. Postpu Trunscrtpt: Tho entire country will experience interest Ip the announce ment of Mm. Grover Cleveland's engare ment to Prof. Thomas Treston of Wells idlest The match 1 erairely suitable ana win more closely Identity her wuniof weitern rallroada. But they have mi iuiu- vi wmcf ui is m muuw and tor omc-tl(n& haa been 020 of Its of the Krgcmc and traverses many1 miles of low swampy land, which must have liH swamp for centuries, slnea tho Jlwnan remains found liere show 'that the road -was carried by viaducts, some of the arohe-s of which may still be seen. After moro than an hour the village of PaVlo Ktul Is reached, which is Important only beaue It Is the station for the two Im pattanl towns of ISskt Paba and I.ule- Purgaa in the hills to the north, which aro figuring In tho present campaign. From there on the country continues dull and uninteresting. Occasionally there is a little station, but there Is no village or town to bo seen, except where far awny In tho hills tha point of a minaret or the dome of a little mosq.uo suggests a com munity. The occaalonal peasants houses aro poor and miserable, hardly nwro than twig and straw huts, and the wholo coun try has the appearance of negloct. The people who may bo seen working In tho fields or who are about tho stations as tho train goes through havo a different appearance from the peasants In tbe other parts of Turkey. Thero is almost a complete absence of tho RuJgar and Greek type that Is so frequently met, and In Its place Is an eastern type not hitherto oncountered. This Is accounted for by the fact that most of these people aro the descendants of early emigrant who were brought In colonies from the Caucasus mountains. Tho next stop on the line Is at Tcuor kceaketil, which Is ono of the points of tho lvilgarlan advance. The bridge over tlu river here, Just beyond the station. It Is sa.i, has been blown up by tho invad ers. Next comes Tchorlu, which is con nected by an admirable highway with the seaport of Itodosto and which Is afsol on the main road from Adrlanople to Con stantinople. Thla town Is Important be- I rmiip It An the irathering point lor tbe Turkish soldiers that are brought from Asia Minor and landed at Rodosto. From here tho road follows the valley of the Tchorlu river almost to Its source In tbe hills. It then cross3 an arid desert plain and descends In great serpentine windings with occasional glimpses of the Sea of Marmora until Ketchuk-Tchek-raedje Is reached. Beyond this comes the first -sight of Constantinople, less than twenty miles distant. Financial World. trlbutcd all others will share in Its dls trlbutlou also. How we are going to employ thla wdalth 1: n very Interesting and pertinent queS' tlon. It Js worth .w.ri,le speculating upon jtor a .moment. Aro wp .going to rush Into another period of great inflatlpn which began with McKlnley'B first elec tion .and did not sUp, but snapped' aud. denly In twain In 1807 through the very exhaustion- of our credit facilities? Eventually that Is what will happen. It seems a resistless tendency in human .nature ,to reach Dut .for more and more wealth constantly and In reaching out for it assume greater risks until the entire fabric becomep .so strained that something .must snap. Put It will be the wlso business man and the wise in vestor who, by barkening to the lessons of tho past and will never run, but al ways walk In the path ,of progress,' ,wbo will 'have their financial war cheBts in a. position of plenty to take full advantage of what bargains emerge from the wreck ago when tho period of prosperity cornea suddenly to an end. To prepare for such eventualities requires that .one lash his Judgment firmly to the stanchions of conservation. IS in Buch cases there are, of course, two Charge for the service. Put still the tips do .go into tho pockets lor which they are intended, and ,lf tha servant needs them ,to piece put his wretched wages, tho fault Is not his. Put Jn the Iowa case the, boss took from Uie boys .money which, as between' htm and them, belonged to .them; robbed them pf a presant that had been given to them and pocketed .money that never would have got Into the shop at all, had tho man who gavo it had ,any Idea that It woi)ld find its way Into the till. The Ipwa shoeblack did well to .bring the suit, and the Iowa supreme court decided It as It Bhould have been decided. We should be ,glad to see the question raised in Indiana, for no doubt tha same abuse exists here. Our courts would, we feel sure, be glad to follow the Iowa prece dent. We might have a Greek uprising oven In this country that would win the support and applause of all fair-minded men. Is there not a Marco Pozzarls who will adopt the battle cry, "Tips to the tipped?" ST1, hrvd tnmees- the land .has more good will been .fplt tn"-n for her- 8he wa "n ' " brilliant and dignified mistresses that I " Wh,te ous haB over had. as well 1 tactful, though It was tact that had Its basis In natural cour tesay and good will, rather than on a calculalon of consequences. Public Hnilnran an Business I.lnt'ji. Paltlmore American. The United States of America is a big corporation of manifold activities. Tho ddralnlBtration of Its affairs requires a trained executive with a cool and level head. Let tha people elect as president, therefore, that man who la best flttod to conductv-thclr affairs along atrjet business, llnea, who will aee that their money Is expended economically, -who la not com mitted to doubtful experiments, who will protect American Industries and guard the American workman against competi tion with the cheap labor, of Uurope. Such a man is alrtady tn the WhUo House. Why change? ' reterlnp Ont. Now York Sun. So far as uur observation goes no pro- grcsdve orator haa -yet held President u.a bull m0Me cmpalsn- loslas ,u ae. presslvencss? Hovr About tbe Prelxbt. ew yortt World. Automobiles 'have become a cotitliivrable fnrlnr In redurlntf IVia ruaAA4nirir -.lrt u , qouoTiess none more man tnaue up tool loss jlo Increased freipnt rovepvi. J LAUGHING GAS. 'Shlmmernate is In an awful predica ment." "What's the trouble? " "He lost an eleatlon bet and has to eat his own hat." ' "I've heard of that before." "Yes, but Shlmmurpate has been wear ing one of those fuzzy caterpillar lids. Judge. I Will Edison says that four hours' sleep ia.enough for any man. PHI Wn hne a 2-year-old baby at home who knew that a year ago. Cincinnati Enquirer. Casey Po you Iver plar rards, O'PrlenV O'Prlen ta gardener Fdlth. no. 01 get me full of handlin' spades In the day- tolme Boston Transcript. Glbb3 What did you do when tbe foot pad .demanded your watch? Plbbs Told him 1 had no time to spare and hurried on. Poston Transcript. She 'Miss Howler rendered that last song rather poorly. You should hear her sing "When the Cows Are in the Corn." He I should think it would .score them out, oil right. Cldca go Post. "I thought you hud such a good maid coming?" "I did. 'Ptt when she called up on the phone" mv husband answered ber." "Well?" "Well. lie was so much charmed by her voice tnat l mnn t niro ner.' Cleveland Plain Pealcr. "What Is tho leading -occupation of thla plnec?'nsked tho btranger. Wll," replied the man with- an ex pression of -sincere disapproval, 'the peo ple around here spend most or the winter wiamn jor summer an most or the sum Pabst BlaeRiBboa Tbe Beer of Qwdity tie anticipation is keen. And realization is in keeping with, expectation. At the club, in the dining car, at leading hotels and cafes, whereyer the best people con gregate, you find Pabst "Blue Ribbon" always served with the modest luncheon or-the most) sumptuous dinner. Bottled oply at tfus brewery in crystal clear bottles, showing at a glance .that It is clean and pure. Have your hom? supplied. Phone or write. The Pabst Company. Phono Douglas 79, A 1479 J307 La.nworth Omaha, Nsbr. -THC SMPBOat 0UJTYDf From fitld to home, CUT OFF High cost of living FOR CERCAU FOOD l6b) - u First in the HOMES of Ms Countrymen" . Charming Gifts of Moderate Price are to be found in Ac Peacock stocks. They arc artistic in destgn and superior m quality yet they cojt no more than ordinary jewelry or silver. And they have the added value which the world-famous Peacock name give. If you intend to do your holiday shopping in Chicago, do not fad to vwt the Peaeocl : store. If you cannot come to the store, send for our 191 2-1 91 3 illustrated Shopping Guide of 228 pages, shewing hundreds of distinctive gifts. It is sent free. C D. PEACOCK, (CtUblUhed In 1837) STATE AND ADAMS STREETS, CHICAGO DR. BRADBURY, DEISJTIS r ISOa Kara am St. Bam. OMlce. Pi,n i, , Extracting 25c Uo I'lUliigs 50c Up Crowns , JS'J.nO Up RrldKework . . $2.f50 In iner wlshln' a circus would come along." i Washington Star. Manacer Are you good at collecting mAp$iennt-Couldn't be better It I wero a college president Life. GRANDPA AND MA. tirr Jtound Table. My grandpa says that-he was once A little boy like me, I s'ikirc fie was. and yet It does Peem queer to think that he Could over get rny Jacket on Or jshoos. or like to play With games, and toys, and race with Puke. As I do every dav. He's come to vi?it us, you see. Nurse says 1 muM be good And mind my manners, as a chlia With such a grandpa should. For grandiaB very utralght and, toll And very dignified, He knows most all there Is to know, And other things beside. Bo. though my grand pn knows so much, I thought that inavbe boys Were things he Jiadn't studied. They mako such awful noise. Put when nt dinner I asked Xor Another piece of pic. I thought I saw a twlnklo In the corner of his eye. So yesterday, when they went out. And left us two alone. I was not quite so much surprised To find how nlco he'd grown. You should have seen us romp ana run: My. now I almost eee That p'r'aps he waj long, long ago, A little boy Ilka me. THERE'S no use of talking this is the one best beer. It is a pleasure to look at the bot- lOASTCO CDM fUXCS. j aMEBlUa never Houch human hands. fotlQ gtonCrisps THAN IN ANY OTHER CEREAL POOD PACKAGE) - -a,. kuu,' Sllsalng Teeth aupplledl without I'lates or llriUge. work. Nerves removed' tvltliout pain. Workeuarni aiiteed tea jrtan.