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THK BISK: OMAHA, TUESDAY, JAXT'ARi 21, lM.'l. THE OMAHA DAILY BEK roFNPrn by KnwAitP itosBWATKit VICTOn ROSKWATKR. KDITOtl. HKK HriLDIXq. WAHNAM A NO ITTIt Kntered at Otnaba postofflce as second, class matter. . TKHMS OF 8UU0CRIPTION: Sunday lVee. one year Saturday Dm, on year 1 Tally Hee, without Sunday. wie ysar. Iaily Hee. and Fnnrtsy. one year b.Oj DEMVKHEtJ HV CAHKIHK. rJvenlng and Sunday. per month JOc rrvening without flundav. per month. J5c Daily Hee. Including Sunday. pr mo. Jo Dallv Hee, without S'mday. lcr mo... e Address all romplslnts or Irregularltl In delivery to Clt.- Cltvulntion Dept. HUM ITTANnB. Tttmlt by draft. atpres r postal order, payable to The c Publishing company. Only S-eent stamps receive! in patnnt of small accounts ryr-o'ial cl-ecks. ex cept on, Omaha nnd eastern exchange, not accepted. . uKl'lCKft Omaha-Thf Bee building. ?VMh Omaha-318 N street. t:ounr niuffs-H North Matn street. I.ttnoln-K l.lttle bulldlng-rTilcauo-KMl Marnuette building. Kansas CKy-ltellnnre building. Xew York -94 West Thirty-third. St I.oul IIB l'rlwo building. Washington-:!:. rotirtntli COItHKSI ONniCNCK." , fommunleatlotis relating to pews ami editorial matter should addressed r'maha Bw, Editorial department. TJKCKMRlSn cnuTtATtON. 49,044 fitate of Nebraska, County of Douulas. : Dwlght William, rliculatlon tnanitgrr of The life l'ubllihlng company, biinff duly "worn, any thnt th average dully nrculatlon for the month of December, IflZ. was OfiU DWIOHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Managsr. Subscribed In my pretence nnd sworn to before me thin 3ln dav of December. rm. nomniT iiuntisi:, Seal! Notary" Public. Subucrlbem lenrtAir tln Ity teinnornrlly nhnulil linve The Hee inntled to them. Adrircua itIII lie cbaniced ns often na rcitetrl. With January two-thirds gone, old Father Winter will have to hurry If lie beata any recorda. is it sarcastic to add after tho i.ame of William Hockofollor, ' brother of John O.?" Whllo tho rouda to California muy lto blocked with snow, thoso leading to sunny Nebraska aro still open. mo owico oi justice or poaco may need lots of reforming, but wo are not bo sure nbout the need for fatter fees. When tho wind blow tho unow off tho walks as it foil, It substantiated a certain old saying about "an HI w Ind." Whero is tho old-fashioned boy who used to stand around waiting for tho lickings" when mother made tea cakes? It la qulto In accord with the, etor nal fitness of thingH that the Hoard of. Control should prove so hard to control. -.." " ' ., ''"y-'' ? ' ' Drcsldetitrolert Wilson has selected ti scqroturyj nttjnetlumnltjttr-yjjt ho hjtb ho qnn socr u drifted .dQtijocracy frbn: ijo oh.' ,' ; ' It;ii fioturfll'8lng''th'at thb Stool trusqbarpnB Shquld-fol chilly toward Ptcafdftht Taft, who has" mado things wirm for. thcui. ' " S'layor Oaynpr-sayr-ho-vi- not Htand forl ro-clpctlon. ' .It Ys !agroat man ho' Icngq, Avjicn th$",pebplo don't want him. ' " : A Chicago nowspapor sn.VB that city Is officially "bankrupt. Thoro Is a chance for somo ono to do some pood Samnritan work, Whllo clamorlug fijr, election of president, by the -people France ecoms to have got tho nfuu .for tho office the majority wanted. Colorado women aro boconijng practical politicians, tha la very evi dent from the fact that they aro now clamoring for part of tho Jobs. Kvcry legielaturo la willing to cut down tho number of cmplqycs of suc ceeding legislatures, but . It is dif ferent when called upon to apply tho lirunlng knife to Its own. If tho Sackett Jaw for ousting derelict public officers Is really a failure, then tho case of those two South OmaliA police commissioners must be the exception that proves tho rule. The Houston Post ronitnda tho tlomocratic , congress that it was elected on a pledge of construction and not destruction. It may ltavo oc casion to repeat tho reminder sev eral times. The "old-timer" who writes to his XAinlly newspaper to-eay how he and other dovb of his day relished that ne old pastime of carrying in wood qvcry morning, has waited quite a While to express his Joy. Chicago has an alderman who owns fi, saloon that Ib said to violate the 1 o'clock closing ordinance and when lto was haled up on the charge, the otty prosecutor dlsml6Boa tho case. We tremble to think what might liappen If that were Omaha, instead of Chicago. Congressman Lobeok objects to placing fourth -class postmasters itader civil service, while favoring It fpr their clerk. Uo' saves himself tie trouble of attempting to give' a plaueible reason for his position and Is not candid enough to admit It is almply becauau he hopes to cut up tho The Army on the Panama. Colonel Goethnls' recommendation of n garrison of 25,000 men to gUHrtl the Panama canal doubtless will provoke the snmo controversy as. arose wo years ago over fortifica tion In -onBresfl when those In oppo sition contended that the chief ob jection to fortifying the canal at all was that It would necessitate a large standing army. The objectors have gone so far as to deny the govern ment'B nttthorlty under the raool act to provide fortifications. In u speech January Id. IP It. on the floor of the house, Representative J. Warren Kelfor of Ohio Insisted that wc nroj "not authorized under the law toi fortify." quoting from the law specl-j fylng the power of the president to control the territory and the canal, "giving him the right In tho oxcrclso of-" Jurisdiction over mild ulrlti mid the iwtrtf, at th ami tVlarnf lt nnlit llr.h police and eanltary rulen and reKiilntlona aa shnll be uecucmry to enforce alli-h rule and regulation. Anticipating the counter claim that this discretionary power might be sufficient warrant for fortifications, Mr. Kelfor promptly adds that, "tho president's power ovur tho canal, It will bo seen, is carefully limited by this law In harmony with calBtlng treaties." II lit It Is doubtful if this is the dominant view of the country or the ono thut will ultimately prevail. Tho people seem to consider thnt the gov ernment not only hns tho right, but from a practical standpoint, Ik duty bound, to provide adequate', fortifica tions, for an enterprise, the Initial cost of which Is sonio $400,000,000. And If fortifications hrn required at all, they will have to be com mensurate with tho ncedB nnd charac ter of the Institution. The Inaugural Ball. Tho ball n s a part of tho Inaugura tion ceremonies mny be dispensed with this year, at least, aB the in coming chief exnoutlvo has suggested its omission, and about Washington there Is something of a nontlmcnt ngalnst It, chlefiy on the grounds that it, involves a usoloss expenditure. Of course tho tlmo and money are not final considerations.' If the ball were deemed essential, no ono would hest tato on that account. Yet thoro Is Btlll another point of interest to bo noted In tho attitude of l'resldont-clect Wilson. Ills very statement In which ho suggests tho omlsBlon of tho ball la that of a tac tician, conceallug any personal scfji pletf he may hnvo on tho Bubjoct wlioro they cannot possibly occasion criticism or offend. Now, such a statement might have afforded a vehicle for a most spectacular exhibi tion hadlihq. president-elect n.PIre6la Jcd .tlipvulno of bucI) public declara tions. Uvldcntly tho country Ib to hnvo four rears moro of diirnlty'ln thb offl6b o'f V'os'ldotir, whatovbr jolse it info lniTtf. , . ' ' H r-r-.' , ; '.'v 'Walking for, omwy ,t 'rile mania for long Jousncys by foot- which seemtngly hns seized qost orn' BuffagottCB may bo ontltlotl to inofo, 'boVlbuB cpnRldoratrpnfs.fhfin It has provoked.- It-Is qulte-notablo that as n rule American worsen aro not .walkers; thnt they do not wnlk as much ns is good for them, Thay are tho subject of all manner of comi cal criticism by thplr UrltlsU sinters on Villa account. 'So, perhaps, if tho suffragettes do 'liot enlist -many woman in thotrranks by.thla exam pic, they might get thorn to' tako up walking na a fad. When n thing gets to bo a fad among certain pco pit? It Is almost auro of success, for a time, at least. ' ' ' ' Tiio rati to.geuout aim wuik a few miles each day might prove very beneficial to women, who do nil their traveling by easier and loss exhllarat lng' methWds. TJq suffrngottps, who recently walked from Now York to Albany, are now planning a Jaunt to Washington and proposo all 8hall Join or pay for sending a substitute. Tiio substitute feature offers no par ticular value to tho exemplary fea tures of the project, though it might result In swelling the ranks consid erably. ' One of our Judges of tho district court sees much significance in tho fact that 75 per ceitt of our divorces arc sought by tho women. Tho sig nificance Is that ovon whero ho Is not at fault the husband Put of gallantry usunlly yields precedence to the woman. Likewise they aro much more likely to got tho mutually de sired divorce when tho woman sues. Omaha water users must bo labor ing under n great delusion. When the Water board told them npt to pay the' excessive rates demanded byj tho old water company, tho Wator boarders must have been fooling, for hero they are sovon months after pos-i session by the city charging the same old oxcesslvo rates for lessoned sarvlce. Rev. Charles M. Sheldon enumer ates aa four of the great enemies of mankind "gluttony, tobacco, drink and luet," but he does not give any assurance, that theso enemies may bo routed overnight by tho legislative cure-all. The Nebraska legislators should i giro their attention to the passage of ; an effective 'blue sky" measure that covers the whole aky aud not Just a little twriuir ut IU ookind Backward Hills Day in Omaha 1 JK U. COMPILED f MOM nRR .ia.v. im. M II Mil" SJ Thirty Vcarti t Your Books' waa the subject f th- Sunday evening lecture by Itev. W. 1 Marsha at the PreMiytwIan hurtli. The sermon at the North Prcabyte:ian tliureh waa delivered by Itev. I'. S. Hiayncy on a text from IlomnnM. A resolution adopted by the official board of the Eighteenth atrcet clitirch ilenylmr the rumor of a merffnr with the Klrat Methodlat 13T'leooitl church la printed over the natnea of K. A. l'tirma- lee. John IS. JIurKcti. 'A. Stemtig. l:. II. i Wood. c. W. Cain. C. A. Hparrow. a. . JIIIIk. C I,. Hurt. I). SI. Haverly. Thomas Orocox and J. At. Maistoli. A tnnmorlai addreaa on the life and works and Ulshop Tnlbnt was delivered' by Ulnhop Clarkaon al Trinity cathedral. Tlrketa for the Hums anniversary cele I brntlon nuiy be procured nt Citllckshnnk & Co. h, William Fleming' and Wllllum Aleldrum's. Slla Jlahel Otrhnrd waa u Kiit of tho Mttropolltun yoeterduy. Tred J Conwny, city iHlltpr of the Sioux City Tlmtti. la In town. ArrutiKetnentfl hnvo been nmdo for Jem Maee, the celebrated Kngllah IHlgllUt, to stop over In Omaha, and rIvo an exhibi tion with Blade, his Australian protest. Ttvonly Yen Ac Health Commissioner Somcrs ordered confiscated nil tropical fruit offered for snlo In Omahn, which bad bten frozen. Senator Church Howe of Nemaha I county found It possible to break away irom iiih lefiiHlntlvc iltltlea at Lincoln audi tun tip to Omaha for the day. The flnanco committee of the Hoard of ICducatlou submitted Its estimates of money needed for tho school vear, iwrure-patina- WH.ao. of which $2W.0W wns for teachers' salaries. Tho committee nntlol pated receipt aa followa: Prom license.". 27('.0X); Jrom fines. r..C0i): state appor tionment. WS.Ono; to be nmdo tip from tnxe, pH.ron. The parlora of First Methodist church wore filled with many friends attciidlnB n fccppuon to iiiahop and Mrs. Newman. During tho evening tho bishop suKUeated rBiii pians tor tho church's cxpanaUm In antlclpHtloii of tho Browth of the city nnd one of the suRBcstlpns waa for thn consolidation of tho church's finance On sURBestlon of tho pastor, Itev. bVank nine, n. committee was appointed tnke up these suKKcstlons. to Ten VenrH Agti aonto Miller took chance aa lessee or the Millard hotel, succeeding J. K. Market A Bop. Mr. Miller, actual mnn HHement was to begin February 1, and ho said he would Invest $20.0) In Improve ments, acv. K F. Trefs. ,,Ustor of Kountzc Memorial Lutheran church, recelvcjl a call to become pastor of the First Con Kredatlonnt church 6f DltiBhamton, N, .. and decided to Bo east Ui kIvo -tho matter lib personnl consideration. , Hon. U. K. Thompson spent the Any In town bidding his numerous friends fun well prior to departing for Ilrarll to take up tho dutlc of American minister. He had to ct back to Lincoln In the even ItiK. whero a Mg reception was planned nt tho Capitol hotel for hm and Mrs. Thompson. , Kd Henry, n niotoniinn on the I)oaBe street cur line, had been frugal and saved up 11.300 from Ida hnrd-earfled money. He hnrt .... li. . . V 1 i-""iivu mc money in a "trunk In his room Instead of n bank, ny somo mysterious means, this fact EZT t0.,rTh a Bneok mrt' wll U if Z." !J wpnt nround to "" - "-.d in mo lattera nbsenco nnd Jtulu r.lBl0 exchange wont ,.. .ra ns ennorsing tho compulsory purchnso water works bill. People Talked About i'l;mcetou wants Jt.OOO.OOO nnd Tufta W.000.000 to run tlM, colleges without a deficit. Collegians, give the collego yell and dig up. ; The diplomat who Is pressing ltu niani'a'a clalmi or compensation" agauist Hulgarla owns pP to tho name of Mr Tak Joneacu. You can't lose 'cm. Governor Toner of Pennsylvania would like to go to tho United' States senate. Governor Haas of New Hampshire har bora u like feillmr. There are others one governor nnd several exes In each state. A special bathtub, eight feet long, four irci wine nntl Tour feet deep, wns or dcreij for tho sulto In tho Hotel Taft, 111 Nowf Haven, Ct which Prealdent Tuff will (occupy uftcr leaving tho White House. . ' Prif. T. s. as t.a. ., ... - . ..vr., m, M.D.iuiiuiqiicU American Inventor, la dead u' Lon An- giics, ubou (c. no was tho Jlscoverer of tho Wuter gaa proows, Invontor of ortl flclal refrigeration, a balloonist and a railroad builder. A rlaughter woa born to Mr. and Mrs. aogtr Walker or Morrison, J. This makes tho fifth generation on tho mater nal lde. The beud of tho family Is Mrs. Han let Kvuns of Xewton, Ifan., who im T? vnax. nt.l .. . . . . " uiu nun iias im acscemiants. Peter Dubrny, said to bo tho heaviest cMI war veteran. Is dead at pi in w l4Ue. X. Y. Ho weighed 4T9 pound when ho stepped on tho scales New Yenr'a day to please a gathering of hli twelve children and 'thirty grandchildren. Jblin W. Meeks of Massachusetts. named to succeed Senator Crane, u gruduate of AniiapollH. with a record of tnreo' yeara- forvlco In' the -old -navy of the i'SOs, stuiids six feet ono, weigh 2) laiunds and "has the iort of an admiral" presumed to bo a curved front Charles Allen, for sixteen years one of the Justices of the supremo oourt of Mas. imchusettx, died at his hqme In Boston. aged SC. He wus appointed tu the su- promt bench 4n I&Si, and retired In 1S0S, Jpdge Allen was grnduatod from Hur- varrt in Ut,. and wa onfe of tho oldest of, the alumni. "Mrx. Kllxabeth Glakley, a well-to-do dressmaker of Montclalr. J., gae a dipper at her home to celebrate her rv unlon with her sister. Mrs. Cornelia "Wlofc low of Orange, whom she had not seen In thirty-eight years, but who for the last fourteen years bad been living within six mile of her sister. Huffalo Bill tn eagerly bought by Den vp tit mitritni mi t ImuI ttiu tm(u...j Indian show of isuv-'ti.b La,. 0ralld Ontnotl of the Red Man" which the mountain town Is booetinr. The show Is to be capitJtxil for weveraJ millions and ccrurrrss Kin bo ajiot to couth up at luAJ. JVWW Aimed at Omaha Fremont Tribune; An Omana committee has exacted a promise that the Omaha connection with the Ashland cutoff will be built. Here may be an opportunity for a Fremont committee to put the buslnesf across. ' Plattstnouth Journal: OmaliA people are very much peeved over the removal of the auditing dejiartmcnt of the Uur IhiKton to Chicago, but they must not cut off their noses to spite their faces." Tho Hurllngton people, If they sec fit. could do Omaha moie damage than Omaha possibly could do the Hurllngton. I-exliiKtoti I'loneer: The plan to an nex South Omaha to Omaha meets Its grenteet opposition from tho of- flee holders nnd politicians of South Omaha Tlny want no nnnexntlon for tint reneon that they do not relish tin- Idea of losing their soft place ut the pie counter. However, one set of officials could look after the municipal affairs of tho two cltlen Just as well as two do now, and nt a much less prlc to tho taxpayers. Oakland Independent: J. J. Mill prom Itted the committee of Omnha husl nesH men who went to seo him about OinnhiflJurlliigton matters that the Anhland cutoff branch, to Otnuha will be opehed In 1911. - This Is tho line which It Is expected will run from Oak land and for which surveys have been made. Hurrah for another railroad in a year. I Falls City Journal: The Omaha Com mercial club fnvqrs a new state cap Itol building but they have not de clared for It on the present location This Is one reason why Lincoln la fighting shy of this proposition nt pres ent. Omaha Is for lemoval of the uni versity to tho stnto fa nn and Is believed to favor removal of the state capital to Hastings or Grand Island. Lincoln does not take kindly to such removal all at once. Twice Told Tales An AiUrrtlsliiH' Story. F. I. Fletcher, at a Sphinx club dinner In New York, told an advertising story: "A man," ho said, "entered a shop onq bitter cold day and bought a woolen muffler. When ho opened the muffler he found Inside It tho photograph of a beau tiful girl, together with a note saying: " 'If you aro single, plcnso write me.' "A namo and addresB followed, and tho man mnllcd.. Ho was single, and ha put tho photograph on his Bitting room man tel. There, every evening, looking up rrom his book, ho boheld it. It was very beautiful, arid In n week he had fallen head over heels In love. "$o ho wroto to the girl. Another week passed, a week of anxious, .nerve-racking p-uspenso.' Then th? love-sick man re celved this crushing letter: "'Sir The Mary Smith to whom you wrote' was' my grandmUher,, .Sh'o died njno years rtgo, aged &CA Yours' truly.' "Our' hreart-broken baeheW. oh looking into this strange matter, found ,that ho had foolishly bought 'the. muffler from a dealer who didn't adveUlne." ' Collec Workers. "Voodrow Wllsdn naturally believes In a llego cducat(on for boys and girls oUke," jsald a banker at the Princeton Club In New York. "Mr. Wilson, lunching with me here, onco said la Ids irunlnt way Uiat tho old Idea about n; college education unfitting a lad for work had quite died out. "Wo, no longer hear," he declared, "stories like that of, Gobsa Golde. "When Gobsa Goldo's son Bcattergood. he explained, desired to go to Princeton, lie sniii to tho old man: " 'Pater, Is It true that boya who go to college aro .unfit for-work afterwards?' Of course- It ain't true'.' snorted the old man, Indignantly. 'Why, Pve-.got a Princeton graduate nmnln' my freight elevator, two of my best coal heavera nre Harvard A. Ha., and a Yale H. S.. is my star truck driver.' " , - " ' Limit of Contempt. Discussing a customs difficulty,. Col lector Loob said In New York: "If ours weren't such a big and Impor tant country, I suppose somo tourists would treat us as the Yankee automo- blllst treatcdiMontenrgro. "Tbls automobtllst. after a wrnnglp with the customs officers on the Montenegrin frontier, shouted i " 'Here, shut up tho trunks! I'u't 'em back on thercar again! I'll not go through you at all! You're no country. You're only a spot. 1 don't mind losing ten or twelve minutes, and so I'll go 'round you.' " Editorial Sif tings Philadelphia Record: An impeachment will recall. St. Louts Globe-Democrat: When'thlrty- nlno democrats In ' the house vote to Ignore fourth-clans postofflce patronage Is it party Insurgency, revolt or revolu tion? 1 ' Ualtlnfbte'ArtieYlean: Adapting the lines of an English poet praying Heaven to tnx hyprocrlsy. the mayor of New York declared he favored a -tax upon- hypo crltcB. There Is no. doubt such nn assess ment ntlght materially decrease the tax rae. Washington Iost: Hot Springs gamblers have formed a vigilance committee' with the police tp run outside crooks out of town; and thus the old theory that com petition Is 'the -life of trnde succumbs to the modern doctrine. of combination. New York World: Suffragists on their march from New York to Washington will -wear brown costumes described as "a cross between bloomers nnd a slieath gown." together with brown cloakr and brown knapsacks. The Important matter of tho clothes having been settled, tho "hike" may proceed. Cleveland Plain-Dealer: A New Jersey court has ruled thnt t.X) Is cnouirh for arty woman to pay for. a suit. And his honor would probably have called It-contempt of court ir some fresh lawyer had asked him what he iald for the broad cloth ho was wearing when he pro nounced Judgment. Pittsburgh Dispatch. Hv .lint of at tending strictly io business the electoral oolUeta eleott d V president In n (.ingle day and rescued the country from tho complications of throwing the election Into the house, T'eople witrt aetlve .mem ories may recall that some persons frit quite uneasy nver that possibility no kinder Uuus-Mm ' months-ag - HieBeeS LetferBox; Wlirrp t redlt In line. OMAHA. Jan. 30. To t!ie Editor of The Itee: I want to commend the action of Police Commissioner nvder and Chief Dunn In levying nn embargo ncalnt prlxe righter. 1 understand Commis sioner Ityder was Wleged by promoter for permission to run In a lot of their fourth-rnte fighters on us, but he said "no." It Is a great thing for a public official to know when to say "no," nnd to have the backbone to stand by It after lie says It. Omaha has had too much of the Indulgent, free-and-easy con duct of such nffalca and It Is time for a change. The city, as Tho Uee said cdltornlly, needs a different kind of ad vertising than thut which comes from licensing such disreputables as pugilist. Why should we let thetfl perform hero when they have been barred from mo.it cities and states? Good for Jack Ryder and Henry Dunn. CIVIC LEAGUER. The Mnniifni'turrr'n It vmhiI M 11 1 . CLEARWATER, Neb.. Jan. IS.-T0 the Editor of Tho Dee: While I realize that tho til nde launched against Collier's over the signature of A. .L. Meyer Is but the howl of someone hit In a vital spot, nevertheless I desire to correct a few statemcntB nnd challenge a few others. "t'nelo Sam," In paying Indirectly tho full value of all Intoxocntlng liquors sold nnd receiving directly a 73 per cent re turn of his Investment, cobld hardly bo looked upon as reaping a profit to snv nothing of the millions of paupers mado nnd the pieinaturo deaths of the thou sands annually thnt directly results from the sale of liquor. Wo might add the loss of manhood nnd Integrity, one of tho fundamentals of Uncle Sams existence. I heartily agree that Uncle Sam reaps the lion's share, but It Is the whirlwind that bo reaps. Again: "Stop the demand by education and the supply will cease." I can Im nglne the author of that remark standing on tho outside of the ropes advising a squad of, firemen to cease fighting the fire and remove all tho buildings nnd the fire would then go out of Itsolf. As to obscene literature and lewd dances, shows nnd posters, I bavo lived In a city sometime myself nnd experl ence taught me that about W per cent of that kind of commerce wns obtained only where liquor was sold nnd was de pended upon ns a drawing card sideline to tho licensed business. Whatever Is the nmount of material produced which is calculntcd to destroy the moral stamina of young America. Mr. Meyer (ir He be a manufacturer), cannot excuse himself or a colleague In tho "nefarious business" of the manu facture nnd sale of Intoxicating liquors oy crying "You're another." On tltn nlli.. ,wt . ... .. ..... v.. mi iiuiiii .rj per cent or the liquors manufactured ore decidedly not "used temperately" or "without injury." and none was ever used without some Injury physically nnd consequently a moral' Injury. From, a moinl standpoint never was there a drop of Intoxicating liquors used us they nre manufactured today tn any sense legitimately, whero Mclally or medicinally and no . amount of mis representation of truth will Justify a person engaging In Its manufacture. "Why should the manufacturer bo pllldrled?'" Because be Justly deserves it na .the original cause of nine-tenths of tho vice now prevalent In America. However, so long ns the laws of our Commonwealth permit him to operate I will not.complaln ns long as ho doesn't and doesn't try to, shoulder the re sponsibility upon the schools (education) and the tenchers of mornltly that op poso his again "nefarious" work. H. A. McF.. A TEACHER. Jf you aro fond of living, don't mpvo." said a Philadelphia highwayman to n railroad ticket agent an he ex tratited :H9 from tho Lehigh Valley safu and tost himself In the crowd on Broad street. The ticket agent obeyed orders. Los Angeles has mnpped out certain sections of tho city available ror fac tories, and decjfird their banlshmunt from residential sections. Execution of the drastic ordinance, which has been sustained by tho state supreme court, will cost the industries affected over $1,000,000. New York. Is to have .an auto speed way 011 a tract of 630 acres on the Jersey meadows, provided with n grandstand to seat 75,000 persons. Chicago expect to be the headquar ters of the millinery trust as soon as it la trimmed up. A corps of instructing housekeepers will bo the feminine branch of an en larged bureau of sanitation balancing tho sanitary police force of tho same department under a scheme of organiza tion now being planned by Miss Mildred Chadscy, head of Cleveland's sanitary police force. M. Louis hotel hat boy recently bought n hotel of I1I.1 own. A Chicago waiter died the other day. leaving i 1,000, -OuO. Tho moral for ambitious young men seems to be get a Job whero tho tips arc sure and frequent. Political New Brooms Sen'ator-elecf Edwin C, Ilurlelgh of i Maine learned the political game as an editor. j "Uluc sky" laws are talked or in the 1 legislatures from California to New Jer- j sey. Tho two extremes, whore the need of such laws are urgent, are least likely to get them. Mayor Harrison and tho councllmen of . Chicago announce that, they nro shott 12.G00.O0O In payroll calculations for the ' year. Money In sight Is good for only I nine months. An Issue of emergency bonds is under consideration. , Wisconsin and North Dakota legis latures are considering measures allowing citizens away from home on election day to vote by letter. Among the social service mcusures pressed on the legislature of, Missouri Is one requiring the' lapse of five days between the application aud Issuance of a matrlage license. New York's legislature has approved the Seventeenth constitutional amend ment providing for tha direct election of United States senators. Prophet" IllM-mllffd. New York World. "You cannot unscramble eggs'' la a fa mous dictum of the supreme court of high finance. But that you can and must uniTimblf ts a decision of the aunremu HU.W court of the Uulud SU.ua. Around the Cities 1 1 BREEZY TRIFLES. hat policlea will the new adminis tration favor7 ' My trlcnd " replied Senator Sorghum with a man In my position Jt is a quesl tlon not of nhat policies, but of what l'olltlclans."-Washlngton Star. The Doctor Talk nhnnt mv hi..,- ,.i.i ! to l"l Income tax! Nearly half tho money 1 make I spend In hiring motor cars! The Professor Well, isn't that Jour In- vumr in 1CH07 mcago xrioune. hat made him decide not to go on the water wagon until Juuanry IS?" just his natural aversion to strap hanging. Uy waiting u bit he got a seat nil to htmsolf."-Mt. Louis Republic. Mrs. Kawler You don't mean to tell me that Mrs. Gnysett got her furniture on the Installment plan. . , noimes-i uo. Shes had thteo husbands and she got a portion of it with each one. Uoston Transcript. "It Is not a lawyer but n barber that .'""niudgeon wants to draw up Irts "How's thnt?" 'Ilecause he wnnu to cut his heir." Haltlmore American. "The automobile has caused manv changes. "I should say so." replied Mr. Chug gins; 'why I can remember when, onue In a while, you'd hear of somebodv being arrested Tor driving a horse too fast or for scorching on a bicycle." Washing ton Tost. -IJUt. George," protested the lovely girl, "your salary Is only $20 a week, and we can't live on thnt!" "Dar'lng," exclaimed George. -ou don t suppose I'd be mean enough to ask 5 For best results u$e Perfection Oil. .uiyir 1111 1 1 j iW TT VJTTXTi. I I I 1 1 A-' TfcTJ A S . I . rfV' r vlSf I JV"V X It makes that same difference to you and all your family. Light and handy. 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And feed tho pigs nnd chickens Wns not unmixed delight. A pain was In his shoulder. A cramp was In his arm, And life was full of trouble. For lleuben on the fami. He loved his growing garden And pleasant pasture lands. But not his aching muscles And badly blistered hunda. The household gathered round I1I111 And viewed him with alarm. "We nil," they said, "should htrstle When Reuben buys a farm." Now Paul attends tho horsex. The cows are Mary's' care. The pigs and geese nnd chickens. Jeannetto'a attention share. And George tn ducks discovers A never-falling rhnrm So everybody's happy While Reuben runs the farm. 1 To Keep A Hired n 1 uin KeepHer Comfort able with PERFECT! It makes all the difference between cheerful comfort and chilly discontent. Omaba Limited Fast. Solid, Electric-Lighted. 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