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THE BFE: OMAHA, SA'ITKDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 1913. THE OMAIIADAILrY BEE: frot NPKP HT BDWAKD KOflKtVATKlT ; VlCTon KOSBWATKK. MUITOH. BKB BMUCUNO. FA UN AM AffD 1TTH. Entered at Omaha postoftlco a, 8rcona. class matter TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: Sunday Bee, one year. .WW Saturday Bee. one yesr -52 Dally Bee, without sunaay, one yw Dsllv Bee. ard Sunday, one year.... 4.M t."0 DELIVERED BV CAnUlBJt. Evening and Sunday, per month........ 3 Evening without Sunday, per month., c Dally Bee, including Suneay. per mo.. patlv Bee, without Sunday, per mo.... w Address all complaints or Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCE. , Remit by draft, express or postal order, Barable to The Bee Fuhllshlnit eompanj. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of amalt accounts rereonal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchanie, not accepted, OFFICES: Omaha The Bee building. South Omaha-aiS K street. Council BluffsM North Main street. Lincoln- Little building. Chicago 1W1 MarqUetU building. Kansas City-Reliance build ng. New York U Went Thirty-third. St. Louis C3 Frisco building. ... Washington 7X5 Fourteenth St. N. v- CORUESPONDENCa Communications relating to news and ,sdltorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial department. JANUARY CIRCULATION. 49,528 State of Nebraska. County of Douglas, as Dwlght "Williams, circulation manager or The Bee Publishing company, beinfj duly sworn. Bays that the average dally circulation for the month of January, 1913, Was 49.K3. DWIQllT WibUAUB, circulation Manager. Subscribed in my presence and a worn to before me this Bth day of February, IMS. ROBERT UUNT1K, (Seal.) Notary Public, Sabsorlbem Innvlng tho oltr tempornrllr abonld hnro The Bet mailed to tbem. Address wilt be diassied na often as raqneated. Mr. Morgan ovidently was not as flick an the market Young Turks and old Turks look alike to the Balkans. The Mozloan dogs of war are still running about unlicensed. "Death is a groat asset to heroes,' Bays an eminent woman. But who wants to be a horoT It pays to bo patient in Nebraska, where tho needed moisture always corned at tho right tlra.o. On tho theory that thero Is an end to everything, Kansas City may yet see tho finish of its Hyde trials. The kind of revolutions that hare wrought great national purposes is not tho kind Mexico has been ha v. ins. Among tho rights thus far granted to "woman is tho right to .work longer hours for shorter pay than man. The American glass barons are said to b"o all cut up over tho ag gressiveness of the Japaneso glass industry. Judging from the "rocord prices for art masterpieces," little Jeff is not the only distinguished American trapped by European sharpers. Report say the Oould road has naked help in trying' to wrest rail advantages from its Harrlman com petitors. It will need tho help, too, Young Vincent Astor, who has gono to farming, belongs to a family that, having put Its hand to tho plow, never turns backuntil har Test time. "A llttlo grain of conscience mado him sour." Was Tennyson refer ring to the impassioned editor who acts as apologist for the Water board boss? Chase Osbom, former governor of Michigan, appears in the current newa rb Charles E. Osborn, and! yet he wan one of the famous seven. St. Louis Re public. Off-hand, name the other six. Try to be calm, for you will very likely have to wait until a week from Tuesday to get Mr. Wilson's authoritative announcement of his cabinet. The right system Is to send tho bandits to the penitentiary and listen to the sob squad afterward. Den Moines Capital. "Without waiting for additional de tails we are pleased to exclaim, hear, hear! The Water board finds .itself able to invest $400,000 in school board warrants. Why not consider tho matter of reducing water rates to the consumers? With 1U "'office manager" sitting in the senate, while Its general man ager and two of IU members spend their waking hours in tho lobby, tho Omaha Water board is certainly well represented at Lincoln. And the consumers are paying the bills. Omaha is still being used as an awful example in order to intluenco action by the legislature. t might he well for the members to inquire just what is back of all those attacks on Omaha's good name, no matter from whence they emanate. Maladroit micrepresentatlojis are being circulated for the deliberate purpose of bolstering up the scheme of the water-logged statesman to perpetuate himself in the position for which he so long connived. Some day the water consumers of Omaha who pay the freight w,lll wake up and discover how badly they have been buncoed by this wonderful "statesman and patriot," The Tlaal Washington. The American's conception of Washington ns a poslthe, virile char acter, Intensely human In faults tin well as virtues, linn saved Ms lintue from the blight of such sentimental nonsense as Maon Weoms' cherry iriiu luiiio. uooa noya nro nil riRiu, i but goody-goody boys nro not, nnd, tho world does not caro to have its admirable picture of tho real Wash ington marred by such n defect. His tory relates that Weems, an itinerant parson with a somewhat rendy pen, fertile imagination and a natural business instinct, wroto the cherry tree yarn, with others,- in a. book on the life of Washington and peddled it with prodigious prorits, both in this country and Europe But no stu dent of history gives a serious thought ' to the credibility of the yarn. If we are looking fory human-In terest features In the life of Qeorgo Washington we may find them in ovory chapter. If boys want a sub stitute for this hatchet tale, let them read of young Washington as a member of tho volunteer fire depart ment at Alexandria, or of Washing' ton, tho nthleto, in many lines of which ho excelled other boys nnd. youths of his day. Ho was a fast nnd long-distance runner, and, it seems, oven a better Jumpci A few years ago an authority In tho realm of sporta published tho statement that Washington at 20 yearB of age es tablished a record at tho running broad jump which stood unbeaten until early in tho '80s. For tho ac curacy of this we cannot vouch, but Washington's splendid athletic pow ers easily justify tho belief that ho might haVe done such a thing. At any rate, as human interest, it ranks far ahead of tho Wooms story A Vioious Bill. The bill creating a metropolitan water district for Omaha, which passed tho senate without a dissent ing voto nnd is now before tho houso, is ono of tho most vicious In its posstblo offecte ever presented to tho Nebraska legislature, "Its sig nificance so far ns Omnha is con cerned has been frunkly stated iu an analytical revlow published in Tho Boo on yesterday. This revlow (was mado by an efylnont Omaha lawyer, whose long bxperlonco and high standing at tho bar entitle his opinion to moro than ordinary consideration, and ho unqualifiedly comlomnB tho proposed law as bad in its every aspect. The question Is, will tho legisla ture of Nebraska again visit on tho people of Omaha, at tho behest of a self-ieeklng Individual, a law that means not only great additional bur dens to the citizens, but which aims directly to destroy tho right of eblf govornment so far as tho administra tion of a. great Institution, bought and paid Tor by tho people, Is con- corned? In other words, will tho legislature assist In extending aiyl perpetuating tho calamity that was visited upon Omaha ten years ago when "tho Im mediate and compulsory purchoso" bill was enacted Into law? Plain, DenTagogy. Those legislators who lmaglno they can hide their own shortcomings be hind demagogic harangues at the newspapers aro llko tho ostrich thrusting its head, in tho sand to conceal itself from view. Men with nothing to hide will not resort to tho subterfuge, Inviting public con tumely by their conspicuous absurd ity. Tho newspapers of Nebraskn havo come In for a good deal of tills abuse at Lincoln this wlntor; they and their editors havo boen condomnod as grafters nnd, parasites and laws havo been proposed for tho purpose of pitting thorn nt the mercy of the poimviaiiB.f It Is difficult to reconcile state ments of this kind with common in telligence. Ignorance or deliberate mendacity must account for thorn. In the' first place the newspapers of Ne braska, the country weekltes and dallies, as well as thpso of tho larger cities, are conducted by business men with their own Interests tjed up with those of their communities. Thoy aro not grafters, at all, and their bust ness is not graft. If it. were, perhaps .It might bring larger financial re turns than It does. No industry and no set of Individuals are doing quito so much for the material and moral welfare of the state as tho newspa pers and their publishers, and hon est, Intelligent people appreciate that. It is axiomatic, with .respect to the. country editor, that ho Is the invet erate servant of his community, giv ing far more than he can hope to get. It is outrageous, for small-bore poli ticians to attempt to screen them selves from just popular crltlsm, as a consequence of their - unfaithful ness, behind this patient, patriotic man, who, nine time out of ten, has given tho fina) boost that landed the politician in his job. The senate has mado one good movo in passing the bill to prevent fee-splitting by doctors. This law Is directly In tho tnterest of public wel fare. It should go through the house without opposition. "I have the honor to Inform you that I have overthrown this govern raent, writes General Huerta to President Taft, adding. In words to that effect, "and. by the eternal dogs of war, I'm boss now, seel" Looking BarWflrrl lUiisDitiOmalia ! COMPILED YROM PER MUSS y Airn Tlintna If. Clark and wife, formerly Miss nibble Rllcy of this olty, sister of Andrew Hllpy, nro guests of Frank Del lone. They nre on their way from their homo In Pennsylvania to visit In Colo rado. Tho finder of a small memorandum book with a red leather cover will be rewarded by leaving It at J. H. Mc- Shane'sj livery, . Harney street between THIrtccnth and Fourteenth streets. Colonel Champion 8. Chase met with a serious accident by falling through a. sldewnlk hole in front of the Caldwell block on Douglas street, He feels that ho had a lucky escape. The banks were all closed and the postofflre observed Sunday hours In honor of the birthday of the Father of His Country. The Academy of Music Is now in the hands of S. N. Mello. If anybody can lead it back to the legitimate field It will bo "Steve." A pleasant cnndy-pull. arranged by the Misses Nettle and May Oould, took place last night nt the Oould mansion, corner Nineteenth nnd Cnss. A. Orulckshank. the popular drd goods man, left for the cast to lay n spring stock. The gutters were overflowing today, the thaw being the biggest of the month. A threatened strike lit the telephone offlco has been averted. Twenty Vonrs Atn A parade In the afternoon and speak Ing at Kxposltlon hall marked the city's publlo celebration of Washington's birth day. A. D. Churchill was chairman of tho evening at the hall, where John I Webster. John M. Thurston and Chan cellor Crelghton of the University of Ne braska were the principal speakers. Charles B. Winter, a young man with somewhat of a reputation bb "tho boy orator of tho state." spoke upon the duty of young men; Annie Lowry, a beautiful llttlo girl of 10 years, recited "Barbara Freltschc," and Miss Mnmlo Allen ren dered a violin solo. In tho announcement of President Cleveland's cabinet, Omahans felt nn interest, for J. Sterling Morton of Ne braska was rnadn secretary of agricul ture. The cabinet was: Secretary of state, Walter Q. Gresham, Indiana; treas ury, .folm O. Carlisle, Kentucky; war. Daniel K Ijimont, New York; navy, Hilary A. Herbert, Alabama; Interior, Hoke Rnilth, Georgia; agriculture, J. Sterling Morton, Nebraska; postmaster general. Wilson S. Hesil ,..... v... . " " " " ' Jiiciiary uiney, Mas- sarhusetts. Chief Snavey received a letter from Hot Springs, Ark., saying that Captain Cor mack had arrived safely and begun to show Improvement nt once In his weak enod physical condition. Will Lawler. tho late popular manager of the Men Musee, camo to town for a call on old friends, going from here In n few days to Cleveland. O., to upon up in April, N. P. Fell, business manager of The Bee. returned from a business trip to New York. hen Years Ago- Omaha ministers-several of them IM cached on George Washington. It belnff his birthday anniversary. Rev. John M. Ross nt Centrat United Presbyterian, had for his text "Tho Making of Washing, ton;" Rev. D. K. TlndeJl at Trinity Methodist, "Lessons from the Life of Oeorgo Washington;" Rev. Robert Kerr Kccles. Immanuel Baptist, "February Z Us Memories and Lessons." Dr. Robert M. Stono read a paper on "Cremation" beforo .the Omaha Phil osophical society. In Which ho said the living suffered harm ns a result of earth burials. He thought the tlmo would onm I when cremation would bo generally prac ticed, with the recognition that the uin with its ashes made sacred the home. Iltstiop Hcannell in a Lenten pastoral letter to Catholics admonished them as to their duties, deplored the plight of social conditions and that so many per sons were relying solely on Intellectual education and excluding the spiritual. Governor Mickey addressed n larpe body of men at KounUo Memorial t.u theran church on "Christian Cttlienshlp," the address being given under the aus pices of tho Young Men's Christian as sociation. After the meeting the gov ernor shook hands at tho chancel with several hundred men, Including Mayor Moorcs, who was there to hear tllm. A meeting during the week Was an nounced of the congregation of the Sec ond Presbyterian church, looking to tho severance of relations with tho pastor. Rev. XL M. Stevenson, D. D., who had accepted ft Place with Bellevue college. People Talked About "England's gTeat Jurist," Lord Mo Naughton, whose death nt S3 Is an nounced, was an Irishman born. Qlrl friends of Miss Helen Taft In Washlneton have given to the president's daughter a gold mesh bag studded wltki amethysts as a farewell memento. Governor West's mlxup with a re porter in the Oregon state capltol Is un dergoing an Investigation by newspaper men. The rules of the guild forbid throw ing, governors on the mat. Reauty on snowshoen In the person of Mlsa Eveline Bustlllos, a pretty 18-year-old girl, carried tbe first mall In ten flays between Strawberry Valley, Yuba, county, nnd La Porte, Cat., a distance of twenty-five miles. Don Pedro Route, a Colombian, has invented a typewriter capable of writing syllables' Instead ot single letters. This Is accomplished by a system which makes It possible to. strike five letters at onco with a successive Impression v In proper order. Young William Uclgler, the Davenport (la.) man taken under the sheltering wing of his bachelor uncla of baking powder fame, la up against the problem of handling an annua Income, of JJO0,000, The Zelgler estate left to the foster son now nmounts to Jt6.00O.0oiX The New York clgarmaktr who has five wives goes- to Sing Sing for about eight years. If this sn't tempering- justice with mercy, we don't know what It is. The law rarely lifts so many re sponsibilities rrom the shoulders or a working man. Miss Rosamond Hull, whose engage ment to Harold F. Morse ot Ulnghamton. N. Y.. has been announced, will wear told necklace until the wedding day as a sign of membership In the famou.s Gold Necklace club. The society Is composed of fourteen girls of Plttsfteld. who bought the chain In 1901, and Mlsa Hull li the eighth to don the lnslrnla. Washington's Maxims and Precepts The company on Which 'flu Improve most wilt be least expensive to-you. I shall never attempt to palliate rnv own foibles by exposing th error of another. Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called confi dence. It is a maxim with me not to ask what, under similar circumstances, I would not grant. Bo courteous to all, but Intimate with few.and-Ut-those few-be well tried be fore you give them your confidence. Common danger brought the states Into confederacy, and on thir union our safety ntid' Import Ance depend; Nothing would n:ve mn more real satis, faction than to knoW the sentiments which are entertained of men by the puh lie, whether they be fdvofable or other wise. It Is easy to make acquaintances, but difficult to shake off, however Irksome and Unprofitable they are found, after we have once Committed ourselves to them. My chief reason for supposing thn West India .trails detrimental to Us was that rum, tho principal product received from thence, Is the bane of morals and the parent of idleness. v Wlihout virtue and without Integrity, the finest talents and the- most brilliant accomplishments can never gain respect mid conciliate the esteem of the truly valuable part of mankind. Iu my estimation, more permanent and genuine hiuiplness, Is to- be found in th seqUMtered walks of conntlblAl life than in the giddy rounds of.protttlftcUous pleas tire or the more tumultuous And Imposing scenes of successful, mrlbltlon. All officers, noncommissioned officers and soldiers are positively forbid plav Ing cards or other games of chance. At this time of public distress men may find enough' to do In the service of their God and their country, without abandoning thetnselves to vice and Immorality. The army Is the mere agent of the civil power. Out of camp they have n'i other authority than other citizens; and their offenses ngalrist the laws are O bo examined, not by a military officer, but by a magistrate. They are not ex empt from arrests and indictments for violations of the laws. Twice Told Tales A Transfer. "Among the tenements that lay within my Jurisdiction when I first took up mis sion Work on the eaat side." says a New York young woman. "Was one to clean out which would havo called, forth the best efforts of the renovator of the Au gean stables. And the families In this tenement Wefe almost as hopeless as the tenement Itself. ."On one occasion I felt distinctly en couraged, however, since. 1 observed that the face of one youngster was actually clean. "'William,' said I, 'your face is fairly clean; -but how did you get such dirty hands?' '" 'Washln' me face,' said William." Judge. ' "" V- T"'. A. Costly Virtsr Uncle Joe' Cannon, apropos of Washing ton's birthday, said In Danville: 'Washington was veracious. Vcrneiiv. I suppose, worked better In thoso days. It's a virtue now that often costs Its owner dear., A Danville man howled downstnim from his den the other night: " 'Who the dash-blank-asterisk went and broke my new meerihftum pipe?' " "Llttlo Willie, mindful of the approach of February 22, shouted back In cheery tones: '"I done It pop. I cannot lie." "'YOU can't, eh T' " roared the father. rushing, downstairs, strap In hand. ' 'Will, you won't bo able to sit. cither when I'm through with you, begosh!' " A TlRht lMnce. Colgate Hoyt, jr., at a dinner In New York, told a story about Washington. "When Colonel Lee," he said, "was get ting Up a subscription for. a monument to the Pater Patriae, he cAllcd on a certain rich man. UUt tho rich man refused to subscribe. 1 'No.- sir iald he. 'I see no necessity for' a monument to Washington. Ills fame' is' Uridylng, sir. He Is enshrined in the hekrts of all his countrymen.' 'la'n' enshrined In your heart?" asked Colohet Lee. " 'He Is, sir ' 'Theh all I have to say replied the colonel, 'Is that he Is in a tlltht place.' " "Guilt 'is Personal" lit. Louis Globe-Democrat: The opinion that the Sherman antUtHUt law Is loaded is getting to ue wiaespreau. ItidlAnapollB News: The verdict In the pash register case I Most righteous, as lV the buhlshment inflicted. "The pen alties I Impose," said Judge Holllster. ''must stand out as a warning to those who would-try to vlotat the law in till minhex." That they will have that ef fect cln hot Jbf doubted. Philadelphia Record: "The government. is atfong enough to protect Its people, raid jiidfce Holllster th sentencing the convicted defendants In the cash regis ter case yesterday, "whether this pro tection, extends to the transportation of dynamite across the land for the pur- Da of blowing up bridges or to th n'g of hands upon men who seek to stifle competition by' Illegal methods." Chicago Record-Herald: Guilt is per sonal, and where the guilt can be estab lished by facts that Impress average men convictions can now be secured and reckleik monopolists sent to Jail. The comiuunlly Insists on' fair play and de cency In corporate methods. It knows that the criminal clauses of the Shermao aot are not leveled at mere size or at purely theoretical and technical defenses. Qhl.c&gQ ftewt: The Judge had beforf h,lm the responsible heads of a great con cern possessing a compeUtlon depart, merit charged with the the duty of kill ing, .oft competition, not of promoting It That concern made a fne and desirahl product, capable ot being sold widely o i Its merits, but it chose to conduct a "morgue" rather than meet rivals In the open,, field of business, "You men." said Judge Holllster. "belong to the walk of life, which should set thfc example. Yet you have Wst the opportunity that was liven to you by the methods which ypu pursued. In your desire for gain you for got everything else." In Other Lands Militarism In (irrmnny. Sharp exchango of bitter words by 'speakers In the Prussian Diet nnd In the Oerman Reichstag are not calculated to oil the parliamentary highway for the ministerial military bill. The objections of the Reichstag to the persistent en forcement of tho odious expropriation law In Posen. which resulted In a voto of censure of the ministry, provoked great bitterness of speech In the Diet, which resents the "Interference" of the former body In Prussian affairs. Tho proposed government bill Increasing the standing arjrry to 6u0,000 men nnd restor ing the three-year term .of service, will afford opportunities for embarrassing a ministry leaning more to the narrow Prussian system than to tho broader policies of the empire. A bigger nrmy necessitates new taxation, and moro taxes Insures more trouble. The Berlin organ of the Center party, the Germanla, expresses nstonlshment nt the extent of tho new demands JIS.OOO.COO or more and wonders how the government hopes to find the money. The situation is ex tremely obscure, but it looks as If Herr von Bethmann Hollweg, who h.is been staving off trouble even since tho Reich stag elections a year ago, will now hav'e to faco the facts of tho situation and either come to terms of some sort with tho Center party or prepare for a fresh appeal to the country. s Snffrnirrttr Outlawry. Militant suffragettes nre marching on In Knglnnd, accumulating Jail sentences, but not much actual progress In public favor. The Inspiring Idea of the Pank hurst following is that an Englishman must bo scared to death or his skull mortised to ndmlt the light before he will concede to woman equal rights with man. Smashing windows, destroying flowers, pourlns acids Into letter boxes, throwing bricks nt public officials, cori stltute tho program for frightening John Bull Into a submissive mood. The dyna miting of Chnncellor Lloyd George's home Is the latest development of the allocking outlawry. Punishment .meted out by the courts Is useless as a correc tive. A Jail sentence is esteemed a, badge of sacrifice for the cause. But public In dignation Is rising to the p6lnt of vigor ous retaliation. When Mrs. Pankhurst and her followers visited Croydon re cently, the people, whose letter mail had been destroyed with acids, attacked the militants and gave them a dose of the medicine they administer to Inof fensive men. Only for police Interference the militant outlaws would have been stripped of their clothes. Crrtnn ItlKhta Ilmtorrri. Once more Crete and the Cretans are ft part of the Greek nation, to which they rightfully belong by tics of Ian- guage, history nnd race. The Balkan war destroyed the ties heretofore linking the powers to the destinies or Turkey, con cequently there was little regret on the part of Groat Britain, France, Italy and Russia when on Saturday last they re linquished control assumed for Turkey's sake and evacuated the Island. The flags of the powers, which have flown since 1SS8, as well as that of Turkey, were hauled down and the Grecian flag "run up amid popular rejoicing. Crete Is one of the blrjhplaces( of Grecian civilization and the scat of a civilization far older than -the Greek. nispenslnir IlniMlnrx. "I swenr by all that 1b holy my sole am on earth lij to make everybody hrippy!" exclaimed tho swindler Kukll, when sentenced In a Berlin court last nionth. Kukll's plan of dispensing hap piness, consisted of selling chances In a mythical "J4O.00O.O0O estate In Chicago, left by a Russian revolutionary exile." An attractive presence, gentlemanly bearing. And suavity of tongue mode him an Ir resistible salesman. "Why, he has such a smooth tongue," said one witness, "that did you listen to him he could make you th(nk the colors of the Judge's yellow, bench there was red!" Eighteen months at hard labor was the nmooth crook's reward for selling. In Berlin advance in stallments of hot air happiness. Elcotornl Reform In Ilnnirnry. Agitation for electoral reform in Hun gary, despite aggressive resistance for years past, has now reached the legis lative stage. Prime Minister" Ludaes has Introduced a reform bill which proposes to Increase the number of voters by S00, 009, an Increase equivalent to 75 per cent of the present number. The franchise l given to men with secondary-school leav ing certificates nt the nge of 24, and to all other electors at 30. Industrial workmen must show that they have been in permanent employment for two years and agricultural laborers for five years, Illiterates receive the franchise only when they pay fl 13s. and 4d. in taxes or own Seventeen acres. Polling is by secret ballot In large towns and by public bal lot In agricultural districts. The Cause In gyreden. me surrragists or uweaen are reaching out and capturing offldlal rewards for past labors for the emancipation ot women. At the recent election of town councillors, eighteen women were victor ious, giving them a total of sixty-two in these offices. Nina of the eighteen women elected are presidents of woman suffrage associations and the others hold minor offices. "Tills must be reckoned a good beginning," writes an advocate of the cause at Stockholm, 'It being only the second election since the women have been eligible as town councillors. It cer tainly Is no easy thing for the women to get a. foothold In this new department as It must not be easy for the men, who have hitherto reigned alone, to make room for the women." Legislative Freaks A pure mule law Is proposed In Mis souri. A New York assemblyman rises to heights of patriotism by offering a bill creating v tho office of official hand shaker at a salary of 15.000 a year and 1369 a year for traveling expense. Shake, pardl Should tho bill of a Massachusetts statesman go through, dll proposals for marriage must b made In writing In the Bay state. A Minnesota lawmaker wants to penal ize as a felony the offering of Induce ments for a "servant" to change house holds. To help out the sorely pestered girls of St. Louis a legle'atlve gallant proposes a state corps of expert flirts to cajole the mashers and chase them Into feeble minded asylums. GRINS AND GROANS. Don't you think it would be a good thing If our legislators were limited to one term?" "It would depend on where the term was to be served." Chicago Record-Herald. "lts pretty rough on a woman who hag children." "Hon- now?" "She can't go to any of these Interest ing mothers" meetings." Washington Herald. "There Is one queer thing about nn em broiderer of letters and monograms." "What is that?" "No matter how many she does, the latest Is nlways an initial venture." Bal timore American. "Has this town an antl-smoko ordl nance?" Inquired the severe-looking visi tor. "Not yet." "But what nre you waiting for?" "We-calculate It might be a good thing to first get some smoke." St. Louis Re- pumic. "Father." said the small boy, ".why did Nero fiddle while Rome burned?" "Well," replied his father, "you know Nero was not .a regular musician. I sup. poso that big flro afforded him his onlj opportunity .to play In public without showing a union card." tvaahlngton Star, "I .see the women, are going to wear IfetliGlomiercsI y li! Your printed matter is absolutely witliout value if it is not reid. If It Is well illustrated, you will be sure people will read It. Furthermore, a picture often tells the story at a single glance. i If ' you have your cuts and illustrations made in a newspaper entjraving plant, you may bo certain that, they will print well. The requirements' of making cuts for news paper illustration aro so severe that it ro--quires the very best ability and machinery. Our artists, our plant, consisting of the finest, newest and latest equipment, and our skilled work men are at your command at the very lowest rates for all kinds of art and engraving work. i ee LtioravitiQ uepartttietn DEE, B XZJ JCDrN(d -OMAHA Omaha Feb. 7 March HfS Dreadnought M 40 mm q Blip Make Our Booth (No. 23) Your WW ' Hi D. M. BEAL, Branch Mgr. H I Wj 2421 Farnam St., Omaha. IV wj Moline Automobile Co., U J Do You Know How the Rayo Lamp Breathes? UR experts have made a scientific study of i and a RAYO breathes or takes in air in just the right way and just the right quantity to give the best light Every detail of construction of the famous JT. j jQW-w has been "determined with the same care. For Best RmuIu as Perfection Oil Ask about quantity pries mad Iron barrels for storage Atk STANDARD OIL tN.bt) medieval costumes In that suffragette pa rade. ' remarked Mr. Wombat pleasantly. "What nre yon going to wear, my dear?" "My mcdlovfll hat," sold Mrs. Wombat significantly. . And there were no further remarks. Kansas City Journal. JOAQUIN MILLER'S DEATH SONG From "Songs of the Sun Land" His footprints have failed us. Where berries nre red. And madronos are rankest. 1 The hunter Is dead. The grizzly may pass By his half-open door; May pass and repass v On his path, as of yore. The -panther may crouch in the leaves on his limb; May scream nnd may scream It Is nothing to him. Prone, bearded, and breasted Like a column ot stone; ' And tall ns a pine As a pine overthrown! His camp-fires gone, What else can be done Than lot him, sleep on Till the light of the sun? Ay, tomblessl what of It? Marblo la dust. Cold and rcpcllant; And iron is rust. itirf Department (I msm Omaha f Lamp As a result, it is the best lamp made. to sea if of your Dealtra COMPANY OMAHA