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THE BEE; OMAHA, TUESDAY, MAY 20, 1913.
The Omaha Daily Bee FOVINDED BY BDWAHD IIOSKWATBR victoh noamvAT a. KPtTOR. BEE BUlioiNO. FAUN AM AND1TTH. Entered at Omaha postefflee as steond. rlaM matter. Sunday Bee on year Saturday Bae, one year J r Ialty Bee. without Sunday, one Tear. AM ti.iiv Ti anil S ii nil a v one year.... 6.UJ DBXJVHRHD BT CAItUUSfl. . K renin and Sunday. Per monin...... Kvenlnc, without Bungay, per month go Dally Bee, Including Sunday, per mo. c Dally Boo. without Sunday, par mo..o Addre.s all complaints of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation uepl " iikmittan6k. . Remit by draft, express or . IJ"r payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of small accounts. Personal ohccfcs. ex cept on Omaha and eastern exohame, not accented. , OFFICES: Omaba The Bee building. South Omaha-Mi N Street Council ftlutfs-H North Main street Lincoln-m unit Chlcago-SOt Hearst bulMtnfr New York-Boom 110. fit. Louis - 603 New Bank of Commerce. w-.Mn.n.ra ffnnrtaenth P.t.. W. W. COKRESFONDBNCE. Communications relating to news anfl editorial matter, should e addressed Omaha Bee. Editorial department APRIt. CIRCUIiATION'. 50,106 of The Bee Publishing company, being oW sworn, wt that the average dally circulation for the month of April, 191. waa SM0. D WIGHT WILLIAMS. Wl1 circulation Manager. Subscribed in ray presence and sworn to before me this id day of May. 1911 BOBEBT inmTEB, gea4 Notary Public. Subscribers lesrlnsr the- city temporarily should nave The n.e mailed to them. Address wl be changed na often as reaursted. Tho "City Beautiful" and tho ugly bill board cannot trot In tho tamo harness. The demand 1b for lower water rates, "not next year, not noxt month, but now." In tho foundries of tho sensational press every passing shadow is trans fumed Into a war cloud. A little; encouragement from the weather man for spring planting would bo thankfully received about now by the farmor. Tho suggestion of an Anglo-Ger man understanding i evidently in tended to reduce) Prof. Munsterberg to a peace footing. Perhaps the, solution of the dan delion prbblem is to got Luther Bur bank to mako thorn produco greet! blossoms Instead of yellow. The saving grace of a sense of humor is ovldont in the operations of British, suffragettes. Bombs wro built to scars, not to explode. AUbnurh the youngest .of the 71 T 1 I states, Arizona Insists on exercising all the rights ever claimed by any other state, and then some; King Alfonso skips from tho triple entente at Paris to tho'triplo al Uanco at Berlin, Outwardly tho foxy Castllllan is playing no favor itcs. The inltlatlvo and referendum may yet play a part In making tho California anti-Japanese land law That is a new complication riot here tofore figured on. . The big fellow who is batting up flies for the kids to catch in Vacant lots Is tho same fellow who growled when asked to shake, up the furnaco on winter mornings, Tho seaworthiness of Secretary Bryan's peace battleships 4s beyond doubt. Graft that have woatherod tho tempestuous Salt river con easily buf fet the wind of scoffers. Tho New York vice Investigation scores the public dance balls and. so called massage parlors. Other cIUcb might look Into these places and find a good field for reform. The assessment of railroad prop arty In Nebraska remains practically unchanged. Having fared so well, the railroad attorneys will ask for another reduction next year. 1 In charting the month of May, tho i -weather man, must have been labor- tag under tho delusion that the Moth S odlst general conference was, .again to hold its sessions here in Omaha. It tho railroads can be 'Induced to connect their two passenger stations here with a 6ubway for the con venience of tho traveling public, why let them do It, and the sooner, the better. The father ot the trolley car bftB just died. Wonder it he ever waited on the corner while the cars went past him one after another in quick succession without even a hint ot stopping to take him on. That protest In congress against crashed currency may be .accounted for by tho fact that all the' govern ment officials there are always paid In brand-now bills that have not had a chance to become soiled by previous circulation. To date the only advantages Omaha water consumers have had from the purchase of the water plant have been the privilege of buying $100,000 worth ot meters, and pay ing the same money for less water, But the promised rate reduction to 85 cent a thousand gallons in com- .7 Horace G. Burt The name of Horace O. Burt w be Intimately connected with tho hit tory of railroad building In tho we.,:. and especially in Nebraska. It wa Mr. Burt's experience arid known ability as a construction engineer that made Mr. Harrlman turn to him as tho ono man in tho whol country best fitted to carry out IiIf Audacious plan for a regeneration of tho Union Pacific that would make 1 unexcelled amonc tho transporta tion cystoma of tbo world. The mag-i nitlcont condition of the Union Fa-ij compared with what It was at the close, of the receivership, has proved conclusively that Mr. Harrlman made no mistake. These great achievements will fmake people overlook and forget President Burt's personal unpopular ity with his men. That unpopularity grow out of an innato bruequoness and lack of tact In intercourse, cou pled with the thankless Job devolv ing upon him of cutting out forty years' accumulation of dead wood In order to modernize nn obaoleto or ganization. From Mr, Burt's presi dency of tho road dates the now deal, and his successors In the man agomont of tho road will for many yoars reap tho benoflts of what he accomplished. As a friend of Omaha, Horace O, Burt la ontitlod to a tribute of grati tude and respect. He had faith in tho future of our city, and nevor failed to uphold Its interests when ho could consistently do so, not only whllo he was in chargo of tho Union Paoiflc, but also boforo that when he waa connected with tho North western. True, ho viewed questions from their railroad side, but ho was always roady to co-operato in any movement for Omaha that could be mado to appeal to his judgment. Canada as Copyist and Copy. That our Canadian neighbors to the north of us are decidedly wide awako to the strong points of Ameri can agriculture is again being proved by -tho way they aro, copying our methods of agricultural improve ment. Wo havo supplemented our farmors' institutes with experiment station work, seed corn specials and dairy specials to teaoh the farmer at homo without making him go to soma distant school or meeting place. Recognizing tho advantogo of this method, tbo Canadian govern ment for tho provlnco of Manitoba has inaugurated a sorlos of "better farming demonstration specials' through particularly equipped trains scheduled to, epond threo weeks In Juno running over tho Canadian Pa cific and Canada Northern lines. According to announcement, the "Bottor tr'armlnc Specials" In Manl ,toba Jihjs." yean, will hnVo mariy flls- tinotlvo and valuable features. TJiey will be In chargo of tbo staff ofjitho agricultural college, and among other subjocts taken up aro those of farm mechanics, poultry, animal' hus bandry, field husbandry, homo economics, dairying, eta. Every farmer in every community In Manl toba Is Invited to bo at tho noarest station with his family when the spe clal arrives on the advertised date, and Is promised, for oxamplo, dem onstration of washing machines n't work, churnB busy, farm water supply, building foundations and floors, how to produco electric light for tho house. A practical exhibit of killing and dressing poultry Is tq bo included at overy stop, and an other car Is to bo devoted to the dis play of sowing, dressmaking and house furnishing. Canada la plainly not only copy Ing.ua-ln this movement for Improv tag-farm products and country life, but also going -us soverajl better, and perhaps -we, in turn, can with ad' vantage copy Canada. . No Longer Co-Ordinate. In tho eyes of the founders, tho salient feature of the form of gov ornmont, prepared, by. them for the now republic was tho division Into three distinct and co-ordtnato de partments. l3och was to act as check upon tho. other, but neither was to havo a dominance' that would interfere with the other's' indepen dent nctlon, The intimation that the president would over tell congress what It must do, or what it must not do, would have mado Oeorgo Washington or Thomas Jefferson stand aghast The supremacy of the president over congress Is now beyond ques tion. It has been brought about however, by successive Bteps moro rapid, it must be admitted, in later years yet with sufficient gradation that the change has not encountered any Berlous recoil, and we now soo tho president dictating In advance the oxact language of an Important legislative measure, and forbidding any alteration by congress under penalty of executive veto, and inci dentally, deprivation of political pat ronage. In theory our government Is still ono of three co-ordinate departments. but in practice the lpglslative power has become bq subordinate that it is a grave question whether It will aver regain its lost ground. Illinois grumblingly bears the dhv Unction of being one of very few states where private banking exists without legal restriction or superrt slon. Yot amazement is expressed be cause in Chicago clairvoyants pluck the natives for an averages J 36CU000 jraaa. BackWatd L00Klt1 ThiS Del Omaha m COMPILED ROM DEC FILES MAY 20. 7 D Ililrty Years Ago Following the arrival of tho Dillon party oomea another special today bring ing Oeorge St. Pullman and wife, and h'Ji two tons, Master George and Banger, Bov. J. M. Pullman of New York and James II. Smith. Mr. Pullman Is on his way to make a contract with the Central Pacific to use his sleepers Instead of their own, and also to renew his con traot with tho Union Pacific. Hcrr Johann Most the great German socialist agitator, delivered his address on "Capital," under the auspices of the socialistic labor union of Omaha. The Cermanla Maennerchor of Lincoln and their friends came up to Omaha for the day and were entertained by the Omaha Maennerchor In flno style at Vic tor avenue, South avenue and Leaven worth street The pavement on the west side of Tenth between upper and lower Union Pacific tracks Is completed and thrown open for travel. Robinson's circus arrived on it morning train and Is spreading Its canvas for a big show on St. Mary's avenue5 and Sev enteenth street. John C. Cowln, as county attorney, has given the county hoard an opinion say ing ha knows of no law authorising1 pay for jurors or witnesses at coroner's In quests. Miss Lydta C Crawford, whose home was at 412 Thirteenth street, died on the train on her way back from the west, whither she had Bone for her health. A call for a meeting- of George A. Cus ter post Grand Army of the Republic, .a signed by George M, .CBrten, oommander, arid a IL Fltoh. adjutant Twenty Years Ab The Boyat Commission of Canada, ap pointed by the Dominion House of Com mons to tour the United States Inspect ing the possibilities of prohibition, was In Omaha. The commission consisted of Judw II. a McDonald of Ontario, Rev. Dr. MoLeod of New Brnnswlck, O. A. Olgault of Quebec, deputy minister of agriculture: Albert Horton, official re porter of the House of Commons; Louts Cribs of the Toronto Kmplre, noting the representative of the manufac turers. The commissioners had been through Kansas, Nebraska, and were starting through Iowa. One said they visited Lincoln and found It so ar as they oould tell, Quite an exemplary little city. V. A. Nash and J. H. Dumont were back from Chicago. Bx-Lloutenant Governor A. A. Abbott or arand Island was in the city. uovemor Crounse came tin from the state capital to spend the day. C, K. Abbott who returned from Chi cago, where he attended the World's fair. said reports of extortionate prices for notei ana restaurant fare were exa ff era ted I that ha got good lunohes on the grounds for 5 cents. The Standnrd Asphalt company beean laymg the pavement on St. Mary's ave nue. Ton Years Ago- J r. Hanson of Fremont, secretary of tne state neal Estate Men's association. and W, o. Ure addressed the Omaha Real Kstate exchange. William V. Weber, chief, deputy, under resign his office Suna" 1, to accept a nlaoe with thS Stor Brewlnir company. Wll- Ham Cunningham. Btenosrranhnr and hnolf. Keeper th the office, was picked for the vacanoy. George B. Haynea, city passenger airant of the Milwaukee In Omaha, received no tice of a promotion as traveling passen ger agent for that road with headquar ters In Chicago, his hew duties to begin June 1. Mr. Haynea successor waa not named at onco. Cole Porter, for fifteen years with the Courtney grooery at Twenty-fourth and Davenport streets, resigned to accept a position as department manager for th Nebraska-Iowa Grocery company. Ulty Electrician SchurlB. It became, known, would resign that office June L Mayor Moores said he regretted to lore him from the city official staff. He had held the position for ten years and mare, having flint been appointed by Mayor George P. Bomla, People and Events The perfect babies In the Nw York contest bear such tags as Belnhocker, Skeete, Korn. Motto, Ddllowltr, Pallas, Stavisky, and other proud old American family names. When the late John B Wise ' ot New York told a story at a dinner It was on he had framed himself. It was sure to be an anecdote with the right propor tions of color, philosophy and snapping climax. No monologist of the vaude vitle stago could put a good story "across" with greater skill than Wise. Pittsburgh) boasts of a gfnlus whose talents are centtred in raising- cats ana peddUntr milk. Linking the twt, lines of Industry for profit Is where the genius get tn his fine work. This he does by donating young kittens to family patrons. Kittens live on milk. Th more kittens planted In homes th more milk con sumed. 8e? Clubwomen ef Ban Francisco have put up to the supervisor a demand tor rep resentation on the police frroe. Three assignments will satisfy prestnt needs. but the Oat goes out that the number must be Increased from time to time, until pellce equality ot the sexes is es tablished. The dtnand a aald to rep resent the wishes of ,C0O women 'voters. consequently the supervisors are sitting and doing- some thinking. During the; past throe month stearoera plying between Glasgow and New York brought over wonderful stories of strange happening on the voyasea. Weather vagaries from steaming summer to enow storms in May and schools ot whales frisktna' about the ships, were among the - thrills experienced and un loaded on th seaside reporter. These cynical oueses flagged the story tellers with th inquiry: "What did you take for Itr Hoot monl From the head push of the house down tho line to Inky Dick, in the pressroom, designer and makers of the 8t Joseph News-Press aro expanding their chests and shaking hands with themselves in a dandy new office home on the comer of Ninth and Edmond streets. Looks a neaoh in the plotnre. Built on slightly elevated ground, mostly one story, the central portion rising two storiea with bungalow pitch roof; a olacslo stone columned portico where the band plays between "scoops" the hearts of newa paper could not wish for more attrac tive and tmrptrfng surroundings. Con- 11. laTsrulatlnna axo 4ua and tendered, Twice Told Tales Ilnbby Waa Willi n. Here Is one. that was contributed by Winston Churchill, the author, the other evening when the conversation turned to tho servant problem and several had related their difficulties with hired help: "One morning- a few weeks ago," said Mr. Churohlll, "papa rambled downstairs, looked around and, seeing no slgra ot breakfast, t tuned questioning eyes on lit tle wlfey. " 'What's the matter, Minnie,' he asked, 'don't we eat this momltujT " The bacon haa been spoiled, George,' replied wlfey In a disappointed voice: 'the new cook has burnt It to a crisp.' '"You dont mean ltt' exdalmei George Just a little excitedly. 'Have you fired her? Have you advertised for a new one? Have you ' "'Don't talk so loud, George!' Inter posed the little wife In a gentle tone. 'She might hear you. We must not be too hard on her. She la so young and so Inexperienced. Won't you be satisfied with a kits for breakfast Just this once? " 'All right, dearie, submissively re plied the old man, 'bring- her in.' "Phil adelphia Telegraph. Hint to the Tax Gatherer. The difficulty Mr. Lloyd-George haa had In deciding: what to tax and what to loave untaxed In this year's budget re calls the story ot an earlier chancellor of the, exchequer who was reduced to despair In similar circumstances. Finally he decided to consult & friend who had on several occasions helped him to find fresh sources ot revenue, and having written to this friend he waited hopefully for his reply. The friend's suggestion came by return of post 'Put a tax on umbrellas," he wrote, "and make the bishops order the prayer for rain to be read In all the churches!" Pearson's Weekly. Wnnn't Explicit. Governor James Cox of Ohio laid aside the paper In which he read that a woman had Just married a man more than twenty-five her Junior. "Recalls a similar case that was onca brought to my attention," said tho gov ernor. "Tho bride waa oil ot 25 yoara older than the groom, and It was clearly a case of marrying for money on the part of the young man. " 'John,' remarked the rather ancient bride one evening several weeks after the wedding, 'I want to aak, you a question, " -What Is it, dear? responded John. languidly puffing on an expensive dguret " 'What would you do. darting,' queried the bride, 'If I were to die and leave youT " 'Die and leave me how much, dear?1 responded the groom, blowing forth an other beautiful rJng-."-Phlladelphla Telegraph. Aimed at Omaha York Times: Billy Sunday I bringing the old sinners to their knees In squads and platoons at South Bend, Ind. Thou sands ore struggling wtth each other to Bet under cover. He la booked to make a season tn Omaha before long, but not until after the editors have Btarted the good work at their annual meeting there. There will be a great work 'done In th metropolis this sum mer, but Billy Sunday will" get most of the credit for it However, the editors will not complain. They are used to doing the hard work and seeing someone else got the glory. Kearney Hub: At the Historical so ciety banquet at Omaha lost week Dr. Fred M, Fling of the Nebraska univer sity declared that we are attempting a practically Impossible thing- when we try to exclude Chinese and Japanese labor from this country. Dr. Fling's line of talk simply proves that he Is an idealist who noeds to have a good rub-down on the grindstone of experience, say in the midst of one ot these Japanese settle ments In California. Distance Is always a good thing for the sentimentalist and Idealist. Howell Journal; Ono of the best ap pointments mado to dato by President Wilson la that of C. J. Smyth of Omaha as United States assistant attorney gen eral. Smyth Is one of the real pro gressive democrats of the central west a. true antl-monopollst at heart and a man with a splendid logo! education. Nobraska has been honored by his ap pointment and in turn he will honor his state. Albion Argus: Tho Omaha Bee having editorially objected to publlo school pu. plla selling tickets for shows or enter tainments or engaginir tn Business un dertaklnss, the next week advertises that the high school will sell tickets to their commencement. It may be dona In Omaha for the purpose of keeping down excessive attendance. Several years ago Albion patrons considered that it was not creditable to charge admission to publlo school commencements, but free ntt Attracted such crowd that a chorea was made to retrfot attendance. Were It not for that It really looks as though our tree publlo schools snouia give free dsmonstr&ttons to the taxpay, era to render an account of their steward !hlp. Necessary supplies and necessary expense hould be borne by tn punuo treasury aa far as possioie. Nebraska Editors Bloomlngton Advocate; It Nebraska, City wants an armory for it tin soldiers let It build It Itself. David City Banner: If women's skirt get much narrower they will put posts up In publlo places for them to lean against for they could not think ot siting down. Lyons Mirror: Down with that 120,000 armory at Nebraska City. The editor and CharlM Wooster of Sliver Creels are on the same side again. We are for peace and against any preparation for war. Fremont Tribune: A Nebraska sheriff ha adopted the plan ot employing tho county prisoner In oxtermlnaung dandelions on county property. This should furnish & good Idea for a handy substitute for the rock pile, as well as providing reoreatlon more to th liking of the summer Willie. Newman a rove Reporter; Next time our wife take a. ride on the Northwest- j has n tenant in one of Its houses who Is ern we should like to have a little better the mother of twenty-four children, care taken ot her. In the day of Chicago" city council about to adopt automobiles and dollar a pound chooolates report of the city electrician requlr It might be expensive to get another, , ing'eleotrto light rates to be the same And then when a fellow has a wife who ; M power rate, namely : Ten cents per Just aulu he doesn't care to 1st her kilowatt for the first hour. 5 cent for go, anyhow. tne rtecooA and nt thereafter. ox International Peace a la Brynn. HJLLSBOBO. a, May 1S.-TO the Ed itor of The Bea: It seems a futility to advocate so gigantic an Issue which ha for It's objects the harmonising of na tions, when the plain statements of the. Inspired oracle gives us a snap shot of our day as the very opposite of quietude. Indeed, the matchless Increase of knowl edge and the diffusion ot education as never before known, aro pointing- their lessons of unrest and ticklish Jostling, Again, the resettlements of Israel In new footholds show the termination of the Gentile lease, and the new era of Me- slanlo rule. One does not need to go far from Omaha to witness a power of the air, which can make waste quicker than the toys of modern war. Wa are not done with the elements yet, Mr. Editor, nor can the most particular plan for tho unifying of mankind, stem the storm 6f passion pent up In thousands of hearts crying for rights and the big end of the corucopla of plenty. While admiring the nobility of the cause, the counsel of the moat high is otherwise, yet withal la likewise rich with foretokens of a su perior wisdom. Should be glad to present your readers, gratis, a packet of "studies" on this and cognate topics. Evidently the sap of this tree has not as yet run Into the receiving vessel. Lot us get the telescopic nows from Israel's watchman. Very Truly, JOSEPH GBEIO. HnKsrlitK Accompanied by Mnslo. OMAHA, May 19. To the Editor of The Beo: Even' one will admit that child- hood Is the happiest period of human life; me raci mat they are always busy, have no fear of the future and suffer nothing from the stings of conscience, accounts for their happy state of mind. Children owe their Joy to their lgnoronoe and Innocence and phllosophes owe their happlnoss to their great wisdom; but the road between these two stations of llfo is full of thorns and constant, grievous and overwhelming temptations. While the presence of libertines, gluttons, wlne blbbers and bar-room politicians always sicken and disgust the oldest and wlieat. yet our youne people find It very difficult io escape the pitfalls, and yot enjoy what they call a good time. Young people are thrown Into the world as Into a lion's: den and they are told to look on tho bright side, trust to luck and enjoy themselves. Instead of Inculcating genuine principles of truth. Wo fill their minds with pleasing delusions'; we teach them one kind of modesty for the ball room and another kind for use In the home. Modesty Is always a virtue, and hugging Is no more correct when accom panied by music, than when practiced in solitude and silence; moflesty can no more appear on a stage in tights than can " church, and as long as such disastrous folly prevails we need not be surprised at drunknesg and prostitu tion, ft Is the business of morality and religion to annihilate these several forms of vanity and senseless Infatuation. h. creating In the minds Of thn vntitifl. n hunger and thirst after rlteousness and true wisdom, and if they will but listen 10 me warnings of ago and exDeri.nr and profits thereby, they may bo blest with a happy and, useful life, and escape tne greater portion of "pillories and disappointments. "That whloh Is flesh, is flesh: and that which Is spirit is spirit." bom Seeeaalon Without Wnx. OMAHA. May W.-To the mttW f m,- Bee: Tho people of California should not o coerooa and compelled to maintain and continue the pretense of Invnliv the United States government any longer. Compulsory patriotism Is a cruel thing. j-vo or tneir own state has long since supplanted the old-time love of country, one star shine out with ever Increasing brilliancy and the other forty-seven stars ore a:mmed. This is a fact. We regret It, but It Is a fact nevertheless. We have come to a parting of the ways. California Is a mognlfloant bird of paradise; let us not be tyranlcal and seek to clip its wings or drag its beautl- im piumage in the dust Above all, let not the e gale's talons seek to hold It ignt is nght-Jet It be free. The president of these United States In actuated by national patriotism; Call by state patriotism. Mr. Bryan. Is actuated by a dealm for the general welfare; California by the desire, for special welfare of their own constltueney. California has achieved pre-eminent reputation as the home of the "Native cons, an orqer formed and supported for the admirable purpose of keeping all the Juicy part of tho fruit, the lucrative employment and the social preferment for Collfornlana and throwing the cores and peelings to the sons of the other forty-seven states. The present controversy arises over n. people who esteem it an honor to die for country. California can not be ex-, peoted to understand such people. It I then perfectly plain that the broad view of California can not be adjusted: to conform to the narrow views of the forty-seven states. The fault Is oure. w have lost W0 have failed to hold Its love. California should be granted tho rlcht to secede from the United States and be allowed to set up a free and Independent government under the name of the "United State of California," with ali mony. I-et us follow the splendid example of Sweden and Norway, separata without war. And after the separation let us cherish no bitterness, but continue to Invest In gold shares, oil shares. Irriga tion, orange niossoras and town lots; alao let us buy ou- exposition tickets early. P. C. BABNARD. Around the Cities Ogden, Utah, Is installing street rub bish cans this season. New Orleans refuses to permit cloth streamers across streets In future. Chicago reports the formation of a new mall order house, capitalized at $3,000,000. New York is passing the hat for 0,000 to finance a Fourth ot July celebration. Work on foundations for Missouri's new ntOO.OOO state capitol building has begun tn Jefferson City. Trinity Church corporation. New Tork, LAUGHING GAS. "Old Mr. Jones Is going down hill fast" "You don't say so. What's the matter with him?" "I think when I saw him taking a down grade Just now In his auto that he waa mixed up about the brake." Baltimore American. Two Irishmen were arguing about which was the cleverer. "Well." said Pat. "I'll bet you can't tell me what keeps bricks together." "Shure," said Mike; "it's mortar." "No," said Pat "ye're wrong; mortal keeps them apart" Puck. "This Is a song about a girl named Molly. We can't publish that" . "Why not?" asked the composer tim idly. "We only publish Nellie rwgs. Takt It to Caterwaul & Yelp. They specialize on Molly songs, I believe." Baltlmort American. "Mrs. Brown and Mrs. Green seem to have little to do but talk across the fence. "Yes. thoy have plenty to talk aoout Mrs. Brown has Just come out of the hospital and Mrs. Green thinks of go-lng."-Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Alice is telling her girl frlenda that she could have got Jack-lf she'd only said Yet.' " "That's what Jack thought, so he never gave her tho chance to say It" Baltimore American. "Madam, your pet Pekinese spaniel bit one of the children on the street In the ico mis mornine." "Good havens, mv nnnr 1IHU rinol know none of the children about here have their faces antlseptlcally waBhed." unuimore American. Bride (Immune from mn d mr1 TTnro restless the waves are. dear. Thev al ways aeem to oe clamoring for something. uruom 'iBuipmg a utile) wen, tney tou 1. cei 11 11 1 can neip u. uoston Bosa Where's Jones? His vacation -wa up this morning. i-oiiowcient it was, sir; but he tele AJ&Z THE SOIL. Dr. R. V. Pierce of Buffalo, author oi the Common Sent Medic 1 Adviser, says "why does not the farmer treat bii ewa body he treats the land be cultivates. He puts back in phos phate what he take out in crops, or the land would grow poor. The farmer tbeuld put back into his body the vital elements exhausted by labor, or by ill-health induced by seme chrouio disease." Further, he savs. " the dreat value of mv Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is in its vitalising power. It gives strength to the stomach and purity to the blood. It is like the phosphates which supply nature with the substances that build up the crops. The far-reaching actios ef Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is due to its effect en the stomach and ergons of digestion and nutrition. Dis eases that begin in the stomach are cured through the stomach. A bilious spell is simply the result ef an effort mads by the liver to catch up vrbea over-worked and exhausted. I have found the ' Discovery ' to be unsurpassed as a liver reg ulator and rich blood-maker." Miss Lottie Fkiselt of Perth, Kansas, says: of the effectiveness of your remedy upon myself. I was troubled with Indigestion for two years or mere. Doctored with three different doctors besides taking numer ous kinds of so-called stomach cures ' but received no permanent relief. 1 was run down, could not slcop at night with the pain In my chest, caused by gas on the stom ach. Was weak, could eat scarcely anything although I was hungry nearjyall th time. About one year ond a half ago I began taking your 4 Golden Medical Discov ery, and after having token several bottles am nearly cured of stomach trouble Ctn nuw eat without distress and have gained fifteen pounds In weight T 'hHr' von for votii- rnmnlv and wish vn 11 inrrrw-i In vour anod work ' once from the picture. Engravings can be made either from photographs or drawings, or direct from the Smtr object Itself. Omaha Bee Is thoroughly equipped to handle Ky5 i every detail, inciuamg grapn or uruwiue. uur engravers nave oeeu onosen, each because he Is the best in hla own line of work. Our equipment la the newest and best. When you need Illustrations, giro us an opportunity to show our ability. A newspaper engraving plant makes outs which show good results under most difficult printing1 conditions. Our prices reasonable. Enraviag Department, The Bee Poblishing C. 170-1 Fonuun.St, Omaha, Neb. Protect Yourself Ash for ORIGINAL GENUINE The Feed Drink DR. inno Farnsm at. Extracting ...... 23c Up Pilling nlc 1 1 'Irldgework . . f2.t t p C rem us t3i.u t p t'Utcs om, t.,j.. . JfciOU I u phoned that he would have to ask fr a few days to rest j boferc he cou4 possibly go to work. Crltlo The heroine of rwf sioi man. Is simply wonderful. Author (delighted) Ton think so. Critic Yes. You say on pace (en thht she hissed "You are a liar!" and any woman who can hiss such a sentence s that can't help being wonderfuL tioaten Transcript "llave you noticed that some of. the girls are wearing shoes with low, broad heels?" "I didn't know that was the reason, but I've seen' several girls recently who were walking as if It didn't hurt there to do so." New York Sun. . 1 THE WOUNDED KNIGHT. Chicago Inter Ocean. When I was a frolicsome youngster And you were a chit of a gill, I sported a sweater and "knickers" And you a conspicuous curl! And once, as you doubtless remember, I punctured myself with a blade. And you carefully tied up my flng4r With a bandage you hastily made! I said that the bleeding was nothing. Though feeling suspiciously faint: In spite of It all you Insisted On playing the mtnlstrant saint And somehow, bofore you had finished And tho bandage was properly sealed. You seemed like a wonderful lady And I like a knight from the flsld! And when you had bound It, there flamed up A spot In the midst 6f your cheek,. Your eyelids were timidly lowered And you feared for a moment to speak. And then for a time for you only. With oonstanoy nothing e'er shook, I removed, when requested, the wrapping To furnish a coveted look! And that's why I secretly murmur At suffrage and thtngs ot the kind. And that's why I frown on disturbance Of feminine heart and of mlndl I shudder to think of an era Distressingly lacking In Joy, When girls never wrap the boys' fingers As thoy wrapped them when I was a boy! 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