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THE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1913.
THE OMAHA DAILY BEES FOUNDED DT EDWARD KOSBWATfeft virwin nnrnttvATilii KiiiTnii BKB BUILDING. FAKNAM AN'O ITTit. Entered at Omaha postofflce as second class matter. TKRM8 OF SUBSCRIPTION St nday Bee, one yrnr I W Saturday Bee. one vear IM Dally Bee, without Sunday, one year. . 4.00 ituiy uee. and Sunday, one year e.w Evening and Sunday, per month 40c Kvenlnir, without Sunday, per month.. 36c Dally Bee, Including Sunday, per mo.. 05c Dally Bee, without Sunday, per month. 4Ac Addroe all complaint of Insularities In deliveries to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCE Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only I-cent atampa received in payment of amail accounts Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not tec p ted. . OFFICES: Omaha -The Bee building. South Omaha 18 N Street. Council Blurfs-ll North Main Street. Lincoln-24 Little building. hltago 901 Hearst building. New York-Room 1106, Fifth Ave. St Louis 60S New Bank of Commerce. Washing ton-725 Fourteenth S,t-. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news And editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial department. SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION. 50,085 State of Nebraska, County or Douglas, sr. Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of The Beo Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the avornge dally circulation for the month of September, 1513, was 60,085. DWIGHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presenco and aworn lo before ma thla 1st day of October, . ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. Subscriber leaving; the city temporarily stionld have The Bee malted to them. Address tI11 bo chanced aa often as requested. Evoryono who can point to Gorman ancestry has a right to feci proud. That high plumo in milady's hat still docs not reach' up to tho prlco At catch-as-catch-can thoso mill tant suffragettes can down tho best of them. Do you seo anything that resem bles tho blues In theso Ak-Sar-Bon crowds? It seems that King Caucus has to stand guard over that tariff bill from start to finish. Ulster is hating a hard tlrao work ing up public interest In its fight to a front-pago degree. "United wo stand; divided wo fall," and with Sulzor lot us hopp Tammany goes down, too. Don't ridicule or criticise Mr. Bryan, for if you do, you will bo placarded as a tool of Wall street, Bryan told them to shut up and they've hut Baltimore Sun.. Wo, the 'Mexicans, or the Japs7 Now. have you all your dopo fig ured out, the "how's" and tho "why's" and all that on tho World's series wiener? Just to relievo posstblo anxiety, it should ba knows that nil that booso was not drunk by one rnportor, nor on the same night. If his name were anything but Por flrlo one might bo Inclined to doubt that former Dictator Dlat, at his ago, could "como back." Dylnr Hours Are Peaceful In Legisla ture of Tennessee, Headline. Sometimes death is thq only thing that will bring peace. ' Johnny Bull ought to seo to it that that doctor who convinced Mrr. Paakhurst that she needed to go way for a reBt gets a fat fee. Chicago papers run the-account of the marriage of tho son of Charles A. ConUkey, base ball magnate, .on the port pace. Sort of homo-run hit. Tho national treasury deficit for the year is over $10,000,000, more than twice what It was at this time last year. That's democratic economy. County Attorney Mngney, tho sheriff and tho police, and tho rest of them, of course, are meroly wait ipg for someone else to do what thoy arc hired to do. Eggnog communicated through a tube revived a man accidentally en tombed in tho earth. With all Its virtues In diplomacy, grapejulco never could do that. Did you ever spend your last dollar and then somo on a month's vacation, only to have some friend meet you on your return with the surprised ex clamatlon, "Why, hove you been awayT" "Man failures' caused the last Hew Harcn wreck In which twenty one Uvea were lost, according to the Interstate Commerce commission. Tho man chiefly responsible for tho system's failure, however. Is no longer at the bead. And will the fearless Judge of any court pe so cruel as to cut off any jpart of that Douglas County Agri cultural society's graft, when It Is especially organliod and maintained to get away with tho money, and for other political purposes? Those railroad returns on liquor Shipments In Topeka, which are so multitudinous and conglomerate that thoy cannot te Intelligibly compiled, must be something like the entries on the registers pf liquor sales kept by vur Oaaha druggists. The Town Band. Tho nvorago American town has two things It cannot very woll do without the public square or park and the local band. The two go to gether ns naturally as two and two makes four. Tho town band In tho public squaro gives a touch and tang to Ufo in the smaller community which money cannot buy, genius do vise or power create. It Is tho charm of civic prido at homo, tho purveyor of It abroad. It thrills tho old folks and enthralls the young In thoso fine old weekly concerts down on the local public squaro and fires tbeso hearts with yet prouder Joy nt the annual fair off to tho county scat. It Is the goal of aspiration to many a youth, the stopping stono to real fame to somo. But In Nebraska tho red-letter event of tho y.ear for tho homo band Is Ak-Sar-Dcn at Omaha. And if any of our friends and neighbors out In tho state ever had a Blighty notion of Omaha's appreciation of tho services of tho "town bands" wo aro sure thoy havo had tho wrong notion. They bring not only a lot of muslcat talent, but an ezuberanco of tho vim and spirit of tho festival that goes far to ward making thoso annual ovents what they aro. Somo features might well be left out of our autumnal feast days, but thoy are not the "town bands." The State Fair Pass Date. Tho returns on the Stato fair gate receipts as mado by the management, showing that almost ono-third of the admissions woro on free passes, is at trading public attention and inviting pertinent questions as to tho favorod classes, who and why. In this con nection tho Lincoln Journal saysr The officers of the Btnte fair will be asked for a complete report of the free tickets Issued arid used In the recent ex position. The preliminary report ofi Hocrctory Mellor Indicates that the re ported record of last year, when one man out of every four who entered tho grounds was stld to have had a free pass, will not bo Improved upon. In fact, mora than one man In four seems (o have passed free this year. The ndj. tors, as Usual, ark held Up as the chief beneficiaries of tho system, whereas tt Is doubtful If 200 of them from outside the city were on the grounds throughout tho week. If tho Stato fair woro a private en terprise, the managers could glvo away as many passes as thoy pleased, Thoy could even lot tho whole popu Iatlon of Lincoln in for nothing if thoy wnnted to. But It it is a public enterprise, supported as it Is by ap propriations ut of tho Btato treas ury, porsonal favoritism and dtscrlm (nation is as much out of place as tho froo pass on a railroad. Management of Good Roads. , it 1b easy td agree with Jo'hn'Tv Doyle, secretary of tho United States Civil Service commission, In tho wis dom of kooplng tho good roads movement froo from politics for vari ous reasons, most obvious of which Is that politics will not help It. Mr. Doyle puti it on tho ground that "vory few of tho 100,000 or inoro stato and county road officials unjor existing legislation navo any knowi odgo of road construction or main tonanco," and overybody knows that theso men are not, as a matter of fact, selected for that purpose be cause of any expert kcowlodgo along such linos. If tho estimates bo correct that J150.000.000 : which would soein below tho mark Is annually ex pondod for the construction and up keop of public roads in this country, there would bo force to tho argu ment, for In tho face of theso enor mous outlays the legitimate demand tor good roads becomes stoadtly more acute, Indicating a real nosd as the oasis of tho demand. Most tax payers do not havo to be convlncod that they often fall to get their money's worth In public roads built and maintained by and through political agencies. The Job of pro viding good roads la biggor and moro important today than ever beforo and it must be undertaken as tho main task of someone and not merely a sldo issue, Poking Pun at Unole Joe. "An elderly gentleman named J. Qurney Cannon has announced him self as a candidate for congress in tho Eightoonth Illinois district," obeorvos tho Brooklyn Eaglo. "The name has a familiar ring. Whore have wo hoard it before?" Another newspaper wants to know If "Undo Joe can como back?" Well, If his rocuperatlve powers aro any thing like his staying qualities, he may be able to. Ouo guess, w'o Im agine, may bo ventured, and that is that the man who figures' on running against this elderly gentleman for the nomination, or, the election, will bo entered la a real race. All else aside, Joseph Clurney Cannon has never been neither a quitter or a mollycoddle; ho Is a stayer and a good old-fasblonod rough-and-tumble fighter, and tho common run of hu manity seems to like that kind of a man, even though they disagree with him. Real estate men aro Just waking up to what Is Involved by the Water board's requirement that tho landlord guarantee all tenants water bills, meter measured, and without limit. One member of the Heal Eg tato exchange even declares that Water boarders will net bo re-elected unless they rescind the unfair rule. Now watch Boss Howell back-track. Lookup BackWatd Tliis Df mOitrak COMPILES ROM MX PILES CXX3 C OCTOHKIl 8. r POd TJilrty Years Ago On behalf of William Oelser, a cornice maker, George W. Doane and Simeon Dloom have applied for an Injunction to stop tho school board from paying any salary to Lucia. M. Rogers, Kate M. Ball or any person or persons engaged In teaching, not holding a certificate-, tho purpose being to keep the new fads out of the schools. The roof Is being put on the new Lutheran church on Sixteenth street. Henry 8. Duncan and Miss Jennls Stone wern married last night by Rev. Charles W. Bavldgc. Ferdinand Bchroeder, who has been 111 from nervous prostration, Is able to be about again. O. Swanson A Co., the well known mer chant tailors have removed from their old stand on Eleventh street to lilt Far nam, The Glee club has reorganised for the winter with these officers President, R. 8. Raff; vice president, H. D. Estabrookj secretary, C. L. Deuel; treasurer, C. 13, Burmelster; muslcat director, F. 8. Smith. A photograph of the ' Thurston Hose team has been taken showing the well known forms of men and officers, and the Well known dog, "Keno" Is also visible. County Clerk Baumer waa busy pt spar ing tho proclamation for the forthcoming November election. Resolutions adopted by the bricklayers' union In memorfam of John C. Livingston are signed by Kd Walsh, Frank P. Gould and J. W. Kay as the committee. Twenty Years Ago Torn McVlttlo had completed the stag tng of a game of ball a week hence be tween the champion Boston team and Jimmy Manning's All-America's, with the following line-ups: BOston Kid Nich ols, pitch, and Charley Bennett, catch; Oanzot, first; Lowe, second; Nash, third; Herman Long, short; Carroll, left; Hugh Duffy, center: Staley, right. All-America Stein, pitch, .and Puke Farrell, catch; Jack Beckley, first; Jimmy Manning, second; Davis, third; Bill Dahlen, short; Wllmot, left; Dummy Hoy, center; Mike Kelly, right. The great Rusle of Now York and Oumbert of Pittsburgh were also carried by the All-Americaa for pitchers. , Miss Lltjtle Savage, 19-year-old daugh ter of Detective Savage, died of typhoid fever. Exercises were held In the lecture room of the Crelghton medical college In tho evening. Prof. James II. Peabody de livered an Interesting lecture and there were musical and other numbers on the program. Mayor Bomls signed an ordinance bonding the city for fl,GO0,00O to go to ward defraying tho cost of constructing the Platte river power canal, an etectrla light and water works plant. The conference between Union Pacific employes and General Manager Kd Dick inson on the matter of the employes gracefully submitting to the recent reduc tion In wages terminated with an em phatic refusal of the employes to do any thing of the sort. Further steps were to be 'takeni , Tea Years Ago- V The third day of Ak-Ser-Ben's street fair, or King's Highway, pulled up an at tendance of .more than 17,030,' as against .000 a year before. Another little trick In the futile plan of preventing the Oreat Western from se curing a foothold In Omaha developed In an Injunction suit filed In the name of Samuel Relsohenberg before Judge Bax ter of the district court The court Issued a restraining order whloh was served on Mayor Moo res, temporarily estopping him from signing an ordinance granting rights-of-way to the Stlekney road on any streets within the fclty. Sixteen leaders of the populist party In convention assembled named this judicial ticket for this districts John O. Yelser, populist; j. j. Points, populist; George W. Doahe, C. T. Dickinson and Guy It C. Read, democrats, It. K. Fredrlokson struck Jimmy Brown, a boy, with his auto and hurled tho little fellow with much force, bruls. Ing and cutting his face. It seems the boy tried to cross the Street ahead of the machine and miscalculated Its speed, Mrs. E. L. Lomax, accompanied by Miss Patmer, relumed to Chicago. Mis. Samuel Katx Wad at home after a month's visit with friends In Chicago, Louisville and Indianapolis, The Crelghton foot ball team scalped the Genoa Indians, to 0. People Talked About MIsS Harriet Otis Craft. . ro.t bachelor male who died abroad last sum mer, left one of a $t,000,oco estate to publlo charities In her native city. A friend Of HonUS Wamar tin. him a bat made front wood of Commodore . j a iii.iuiiu uiiienip. uonus, it should be explained, was ton vnnn- take part In the Lake Erie engagement nimsetr. Albert Chittenden of while hunting recently round a purse con? talnlng bills which he lost two and a half years ago. The bills war nlmn.t h cayed and hardly lasted long enough to be redeemed by the United States trea. urj oiuce. A l$.OCO.O00 baby has bsen hum in v.- York City. The fact that the youngster, If It lives, will Inherit a fortune of that stso partly accounts for mention of the Incident, but the main reaion fnr nut.. Ilclty Is the rarely of such events In polite circles. Mrs. Kline, the wife of the new mayor of New York, is un "old-fashioned woman." She believes that the charm of modesty and the dignity of woman hood are not appreciated as much as they should be. and she also believes that the placo for a woman "Is In her home " Rdward Munroe, an ex-qurtermaster of the American navy, who lives hi Hoi. loway road. Islington, England, has just celebrated his 104th birthday. He was born In Nova Scotia and went to the United States when he wu 7 or $. He joined the American navy when he waa IT. Rev. Frederick a Atwood, grand chan eellor of the Knights of pythlaa of Min nesota, Is blind, having lout his sight everal years ago. Despite this handicap, he has continued In active work for the order and Is now serving his second term as grand chanoellor. He travel exten sively and Is generally alone. To enable Wm to attend to his voluminous cor respondence ho uses a special make of typewriter- Twice Told Tales A Polite StlnK. Secretary Daniels, dlseusstng an argu ment against his navy policy, laughed and said at a luncheon at Washington. "My opponent Is stinging In a polite way. He Is llko the bishop. "A bishop, at a certain congress, spoke, and at the close of hi address the audi ence began to disperse. "A gentleman who was down on the program for an address touched the bish op's sleeve and murmured: " 'I noed not speak. I hardly think they expect me.' '"Oh, to be sure they dol' cried the bishop. To bo sure they do! Don't you see, they are all golngr '-Washington Star. Where They Were. "Where did you spend tho summer?" asked the saucy little thing who winters pn the right end of the front row of tho chorus. "In Newport." answered the ohamplon who had put both the tang and the go in tango. "Where were you?" "I toured through Norway In an auto mobile. Where did you go Frltzlt" "I turned down an offer to sing In Braxll and spent my tlmo studying Bhakespeare up In Canada," answered the ope tho gilt skirt was Invented for. "Were (you away from town, Claire?" "Oh. yes. but I might as well have Stayed here," replied the Ingenuo who invemea me oaby stare, wearily. "Just had fittings by Red fern All summer long." "And what did you do, dearle7" they Inquired of the girl who had said nothing. "I? Oh, 1 worked In a manicure shop, too."-ClcveIand Plain Dealer. At the Kirk. It was the Scottish minister's second BUndav In Ills OWn nawlv annnlnl rx... Ish and he had reason to complain of the meager collection. "Mon," replied one of the elders, "thoy are stingy, Vera stingy, But " and he came closer and became more confi dential "tho auld moenlster, he put three or four eaxpences Into the plate hlsself, Just to gle them a start. Of course, he took the saxpencea awa' with him afterwards." The new minister tried the same plan, but the following Sunday waa a repetition of the others-a dismal failure. The en tire collection was not only small, but to his great consternation his own coins were missing. "Ye may be a better preacher than tho auld mcenlsler." exclaimed the older, "but If yo had half the knowledge of the world an' o' yer aln flock In particular, Je'd ha' done what he did an' glued the eaxpences to the plate."-Plttsburgh Chronlcle-Telegraph. ' Editorial Snapshots Boston Transcript; Wilson s blacksnake whip makes noosevelt'a big stick look like a candy cane. Baltlmoro American: Tho Incomo tax establishes as a reward for marriages a differential of tlO in tax in favor of tha married man, as compared with the bachelor of like income. It's not enoUght Indianapolis News: That shipment of corn from Argentina, which has Just been received in New York, Is almost humili ating, considering the chestlness we have always aafturted In corn production. Those cdrn clubs will have to get busier than ever next your. Brooklyn Eagle: The Mann act means one thing In Kansas and another In Il linois and California, and Attorney Gen eral McReynolds Is said to favor Kansan. General respect for all law would be in creased by some Sort of concordat of Judges and prosecutors. Philadelphia Inquirer: A number of western hotels will do away with finger bowls In order to save guests embarrass ment when they discover they have madu a mistake By drinking out of them. We now look to see soup disappear from tho menu of these eamn hostelrles. Pittsburgh Dispatch: If the railroads have enjoyed only r7.000,too of additional profits In the last fiscal year, us Indl cated by the report of the Intentnto Commerce commission awer to that plea of poverty that they are making, with tho business men who sell mem supplies acting aa chorus? New York World! Th ... - " -... aiMIIIUUI VI Immigrants arriving In thla country In the fiscal year ending June SO last waa 1.1K.68J. That la n,nr .. '.Jl" - ------- menj are In Maine and New ilampshlre com. oinea ana me population equivalent of & Nebraska. We continue n world In Imports of humanity. Here and There Unskilled male day laborer In H.m. Spain, receive a dally wage of SO cents. Texas papers report that ahmit un i,i. Jackets deserted from the battleship wicnigan uurmg its ten-day stay at Galveston. In Cleveland the curs' aro onemtoii pay.as-you-enter In the morning and pay-as-you-teave In the evening. This Is said to facilitate transportation. It Will take I.tOO.OOO nnnnrt. nf to run the Postofflce department for the remainder of the fiscal year, to uv nnih. Ing of the reams of reiT tape. It Was possible for a tao.a.wtr ri.ri. In a New Jersey ftrm to sport a ,000 motor boat for two years. Then the vacuum In the till blew him up and In. Owing to rlBld enforcement nf Ih. Rim. day closing law In Washington rum cases holding anywhere from a drink to a Jag nave Become very popular In the dry belt. The State Of Maine addi tn Ifa full achievements the largest harvest of spuds ever recalled, and lines up Its crop of capital i-a m this stye: "Protection, prohibition, potatoes and prosperity." Researches amonsr ancient faahinn ;nr In New York reveals tha fact that th up-to-the-minute slashed skirt Is twelve centures old and originated in the north. rn coast of Japan. Mighty lone time coming over. Thousands of bushels of fall and winter apples are reported roitine an th In southern Minnesota, while the trees are oreaaing with the weight of fruit. Ana at tne same time there are millions of abple lovera who cannot get enough. The Industrial Welfare iviinmUiInn f Oregon fixes . as tha minimum weekly wage for adult women, elcht tinura mA twenty minutes to be the maximum day's worn, nuy n.ours as tne maximum for e week and s p, rn. aa the latest hour at whloh a woman Is to be employed In mercantile establishment. Th utt.r rule puts Saturday night shopping and Christmas holiday night shopping out of business. HieBeitterD ox! The Bee's Good Stroke. OMAHA, Oct. 2-To the Editor of The Bee: I want to congratulate The Beo on having brought It about that the street car company will let Its conductors sell the children's tickets to customers on the cars. I could never understand why the company ever refused to do this, and certainly Its action would have been more graceful If It had done what It Is now doing at tho tlmo your paper pro posed to sell them at your office If the company was not more accommodating. I havo been buying tickets for my chil dren at The Bee office, and the favor was greatly appreciated. MRS. J. D. All for' the Sooth. OMAHA, Oct. 2.-To the Editor of The Bee: What a f'.ame of holy rapture must have thrilled Hon. Oscar Under wood, as, contemplating his own handi work, he said of the new free trade tariff bill that, no matter what Us critics might say, none could deny that "the representatives of the people, con stltutlng the democratic party In con gress," had redeemed every pledge made. Yes, Indeed, and Hon. Underwood said much more along the same lino. Just then tho democratic tree trade tariff bill struck a snag. It seems that some of the senators, who come from cottorl raising states, aro not exactly pleased with the provisions Inserted In the bill dealing with cotton, and the measure was hung up again until the secret and mysterious conclave of the democratic caucus could bring these objectors back Into line. It was different when hogs and cat tle, sheep and wool, corn, wheat and all other products 0f the northern farmer or stock raiser were being considered; theso articles went on the free list al most without debate. The only protest raised against the action canv from tho republicans, who are In a minority in the present congress. But, when cot ton, the principal product of the "sunny south," cam under consideration. It took session after session of the demo cratic caucus to determine on what course to pursue. "The representatives of the people," who come from tho fourteen southern slates are fixing the tariff to suit themselves, regardless of Conditions In tho other thirty-four states. I wonder what some of the followers of Teddy think the fellows who aban doned tho republican party because Mr. Taft gave his support to the Canadian reciprocity plan? They aro the ones who made It possible for lion. Underwood to talk about the democrats being tho "rep resentatives of the people" In congress. OLD FOOY. In Belinlf of the Others. OMAHA, Oct. J.-To the Editor of The Bee: It sqems strange that some people think a police officer should be pro moted because he has done what ho was hired and paid' for. Surely every officer knows what dangers he might be up against when he applies for the position, and If he Is such a valuable and brave man ho Is Just the kind of officer we should keep on tho force. He could have a word of praise or a medal for bravery, but Just because tt befell his lot to be shot by a criminal Is no sign ht should be promoted br advanced ahead of just as capable and efficient officers that have had the same experi ence. B. Women's Activities auxiliary to tha Board of Missions qt the episcopal cnurrn win meet this month In Vrtrk trX h trtftfinlnl Aftnl'Antlnn Tho meeting will begin October 7 and continue to the ziac fra. Dnnalil TT. Ttrtrlnw nf Pnlla Atnn!a won this year for the third consecutive time the championship title of the Women's Eastern Golf association. From records that have been made this vur It seems that Philadelphia women are among the first In tennis, golf and other athletic games. Dr. MArv V.. Tnnlnenn mnnM,l wllv. the Unltri Bfatoa rUrxirtm.nr nf Ar-l. r.llltllrn hiirai, of i)i.ml.t,u aln,. iftVv: chief of the fbod research laboratory! having headquarters in Philadelphia, says that chickens in cold storage are much more Interesting than Woman suffrage. Women with ability, she says, will al ways achieve success without the right to vote. Mrs. K 1 1 ft fltarW YtannaM t-n.H dumb and blind, lias Invented a m.thrut of communication. She wears a glove with the letters of tha alphabet on It in Indelible Ink. There are four letters on each finger and thumb, the vowels on the first Joint with the exception of the middle finger. Once a perscn knows the location of the letters It Is easy to con verse with Mrs. Bennett. Miss Mary Jobe, who tramped 1,000 miles through British Columbia during the slimmer, has returned to New York. Only one white woman, and she a Canadian, has ever been through the territory which Miss Jobe traveled. She was called "Deno Setekl" by the Indians," the words meaning "man woman," the Indians being surprised to find that Miss Jobe waa a woman, although wearing man's clothes, Hit and Miss The advantage derived from machinery In the United States Is about twice as great as that of Europe. A federal count shows that 46,900 per sons tn Illinois are fixed well enough to hand a bit of thtlr income to Unol San) annually. After inspecting a few samples In New York a visiting Frenchmen remarks that American gtrls are too cOld and business like. Evidently the visitor doesn't sport A ttl-. A popular Innovation this year at the New York state fair held In Syracuse was the opening of the grounds at night. The result was to attract crowds equal to those drawn by day. It costs more money for an American to die abroad than at home. The death duties on the estate of tha late A, N. Brady of New York, who died In London last summer, put il.050.0W in the British treasury. The Unking by marriage of the Btude beker and Ballard houses of Indiana and Kentucky brought to the lucky couple presents valued at nearly 11,000,000. There was a $5,000 sliver tea set. a gold set B0 year old. and several of the very latest model automobiles. SUNNY OEMS. "Gosh, what makes Plnhead so noisy?" "I think It must be the band on his hat." Indianapolis 8tar. "No matter what trouble -hs gets Into, our neighbor seems to put a good face on the matter." "That's his business. He's a beauty doctor." Baltimore American. "May I tell you the old, old Story V he asked. She looked down, blushed and nodded her assent. So he told her for the twenty-seventh time how he once won the game for Yale.-Llfe. 'We've got a great road now," said an enthusiastic western railroader to his friend. "We've got It double-tracked clear through to Chicago." "lrm." tald the friend. "I don't see what you want a double track for. You can't keep your trains on one." Every body's Magazine. "I saw Jinks Just now and he seemed much put out" "He Is; his lahdlord is Just after dis possessing him" "Do you believe In corporal punish ment?" asked the teacher. "No," replied the parent. "It's liable to make a boy So anxious to square ac counts some day that he'll neglect hie studies In order to spend time In the gymnasium." Washington Star. Little Girl Why did your mamma spank you 7 Boston Child Because she Is too un tutored and Ignorant to devise a more modern reformatory method of punish ment. Life. In the course of the fable the Town 'The Bread Taste is the that's convincing Armour and Com pany's "Glendale" is a delicious spread for the daily bread and perfect in the kitchen for cooking. But you must get the taste of it in the natural way in your own home. There the taste wins on hot or cold foods. It meets every requirement and pleases. And think of the gam ! A "Glendale" that will prove " Glendale' s" quality, to be appreciated, should j.be; tfest-ed under all the conditions of actual home use in every kind of home. Ifo test is too hard for it. So Armour and Com pany and the leading dealers here will have a special "Glendale" day next week for you to prove in your own way, how "Glendale" leads . all rivals. For all housewives in this community "Glendale" Day will start an era of better liv ing; of bigger meals for the same money; of hap pier families and rosier children. Be Ready Cuts that print There la often all the difference In the world between , cut that ahowa up well la the engraver's proof and one tht bow up well when It Is printed. CuU made for a newspaper have to be made so that thwy will give good results under the most adverse conditions, For that rea son, a fcowspaper engraving plant produces cuts that the ordinary printer can use and get good results. It you nave some engraving to be done, send us the Be Engraving Department Eto Building, Omaha Mouse and the Country Mouse met, cas ually, the Church Mouse, "Er-lnstltutlonal rhtircb. I presume, remarked the Town Mouse, wishing to show off his acquaintance with the latest 'No,ndestltutlonal!- replied the Church p Mouse grimly. Llpplncott'a Magaslnc. UPS AND DOWNS. (A Medley of Mixed Metaphors.) I. This life Is full of ups and downs, Just like a teeter-totter; Seems like one minute we're the fly, Tho next we are the swatter; ' One minute we're the under dog, I The next the dog that's got Mm; One day we ride on top our woes. The next we're at the bottom. I II. i One day we scale the mountain top, ' The next we're in the valley; Today our house fronts on the street, A Tomorrow on the alley; Sometimes we are "some punklns" To whom the public caters; And then, first thing we know. We fin' We're mighty "small pertateral" III. This life's aa full of ups and downs Aa a roller-coaster ride is; Or a Ferris wheel; now we're high In air; Now down where the under side Is; And sometimes in a swing wo swing ti high That up In the clouds we're hidden; And again we dvrcend to ih sordid earth And Into tho tiust have sllddcn. IV. If life could be expressed In sound As a musical composition, W.'d find that without Its ups and downi That 'twas scarcely worth the rendition; And so let us blend our ups and downs Into melodies sweet and true. For If uncontrolled those up and downi Might make rng-tlme out of you. Omaha. -BATOLL NE TKELE. and Butter Question" No. 3 food test Without skimping a bit, "Glendale" will save you enough to put more than 100 extra dishes a year on your table. You set a better table week after week and month after mo.nth, through the year, with out adding to your pres enttable expense. Think what that will be for hus band and 'kiddies 1 ' ' test No more skimping, when you have "Glen dale" Let the children spread it thick. big' lumps on potatoes, bis cuits, hot cakes. Try it for cooking and baking. The delicious flavor will delight you. It's the taste that wins. Then think of the extra dishes the saving in price will i give your family through out the whole yearl "Glendale" puts an end to skimping on the table because it helps you set a much heri table without spending a penny more. Watch This Paper ARMOURCOMPAmU H mm .9 (