Tlin OMAHA, MONDAY, MAItCII 13.
FOSTER PROVIDES
SEWER DIGGERS
Sand Out Quite in Amy of Fines
to Then Who Heed Otridtncs
in Their Work,
IS TO DECIX ON1T CHASERS
Ths following Wts emanated from
the court room of Police Magistrate
Fetter Saturday morning as tbe re
mit of sevsntr-flve Tsrranta being
siren a chance to den.r the allege
Hon. C. Jones, whose first name !
probably Casey, told the magistrate
that he was a railroad engineer and
that he had been drinking.
"Five days," concluded Foster,
who considers it highly improper for
railway engineers to imbibe.
"Casey" smiled at the decision
and ia a beautiful lyric soprano
warbled. "When the Midnight Choo
Choo Leares for Alabam I'll Be
There."
Feet.r hastily swallowed a mouthful of
digestive tablets, which he keeps in a
ran beneath hie desk, and added, "ten
more" to the original package.
Adolph Huns of Council Rluffe got out
ef a slek bed to secure liquor for his
ailing brother-in-law. Adolph procured a
pint at the first emporium across the
bridge, and a few moments later was
pinched. "How about your brother-in-law?"
ssked the city prosecutor when
kg learned that Adolph had consumed the
result of his trip. "What do I care for a
few brother-In-laws," quoth Adolph, still
possessed of a luxuriant hangover.' He
will remain In Nebraska five days.
In Bae) Compear.
Henry Jones, white, was taken with a
cluster of colored gentlemen. "I can't
work, Judge, and am badly In need of
surgical treatment," he pleaded. Henry
looked ss If his boose should have been
eut out long ago, and received ten days.
"If you had disagreed with that bunch
you were arrested with." continued the
Judge, "you probably would have got all
the surgical treatment necessary."
I R. Buckner. colored, "plays the pie
a no" In a house with chronically closed
shutters. "Buck," decided the Judge,
"your technio Is bad, try a spade for
the nest free days."
Tom Lewis, also colored, announced
that he sleeps at the water works and had
Just come down town for a drink. "Don't
they have any drink at the water worker"
asiccd the magistrate, with sarcasm.
"They sho do, Jedge, but das all
chasahs." Tom will drink nothing but
chasers during his ten days' sojourn In
the workhouse.
8. E. DuBols was getting along fine
unto he was asked to pronounce hie
name. Falling, be was given five days.
Tom Lewis asserted: "I live In Bloux
City. Judge, and t Just gt a Job In
Tekamah. If you'll turn me ' loose I'll
walk right straight to Calhoun."
"You cover too much territory, Lewis,'
decided Foeter. "Kettle here for ten days.
"Are alt these fellows from the lower
Bart ef town?" askd Foster of an of
ficer.
"No. Judge: they hang right around
near the station,' came the reply.
Business Men Talk
Over the Morris
i . ' Plan for Bank
About forty business men at a spe
cially celled meeting at the Commercial
club rooma Saturday noon diseases II the
proposed establishment ef a Morris Flan
bank in Omaha.
No definite conclusion was reached and
the committee calling the meeting said
no announcement could be made as te
the present status of the project.
Fred Under end C!aree West, repre
senting the Morris peopee, are In the city
and appeared before the committee te
present the plans. The plans content
plate the organisation ef a bank in
loan money to persons of moderate
means without placing them under chat
tel mortgage ebllgatlona; er, In ether
words, it seeks to make loans possible
to persons who ere now la the cluthees
ef the loan sharks.
Attorney J. I. Palmer, member of the
legislature and the man who fought hard
for the present loan shark bill, appeared
before the committee and opposed the
Morris plan. In Its stesd be would have
a bank under the plan endorsed by the
Russell Page Foundation, which would
secure loans by chattel mortgages. The
Morris plan makes character the basis
ef credit, end makes a charge of 11
per I5 of loan to defray the expenses of
the Investigation of the case that pre
cdes the loan.
STATE UNIVERSITY NEWS
Ths esemtlve committee of the alumni
sesorlattnn held Its first meeting of trie
year Saturday afternoon end planned for
the annual Alumni day that la to te rele.
brate.1 June t thla year. One of the fea
ture of the day, not Heretofore given,
II be sn automobile ride around Un-
roln that will Include both unlversltv
rampuaea. The alumni will be shown the
ork that bae been accomplished on the
new university buildings by that time.
The mtieia for the second annual pa
geant. "The. Oste City," has srrlved and
the work of selecting the cast and ar
ranging the details of the production will
commence soon. The pageant thla year
will he symbolical of the founding of
the city of Omaha, aa the one of 1SU de
picted the early dave In IJncoln. On of
tne erenea or the pageant will be "The
Vlalnn of Coronado." a olrturlaatlon of
the earlv Fpanlsh explorer, that was onti.
tnived hy Ralph Northrup, '15, who died
last ran.
When definite aaniiranrea were received
from Fremont laat week that that city
would contract for the second annual
T'nlversltv Week production. I he lint of
five towns that will comprise the Itiner
ary for the trio comDleted. North
Bend. David City: Schuyler and Seward
re the other towna that will he visited
week after next. Th university this year
win send out Its two victorious tienattng
tea ma who will clash on the prepared
ness queatlnn. the band, the alee club.
the university playera with "Believe Me,
Xantlppe," and Prof. C. K- I'erslnger,
who lll deliver an Illustrated lecture on
Koulh America.
The onenlna- of the nleht rlaasea in me-1
ehanlcal engineering for the IJncoln In
dustrial workers, who wish to broaden
their technical training, resulted In the
enrollment of fifty men In the different
rumM last week, tne rirst week or tne
course. Most of these men came from the
t'uahman Motor works or the Hsvclock
shops and they eagerly took up the night
work, fine of the moat popular courses Is
the. laboratory course In bower plant, the
maximum enrollment being reached the
firat night Karri course consists of ten
lessons, and a nominal enrollment fee of
II Is charged to rover the cost of lecture
notee and mlneographed material.
Dnaae Calleare.
President Allen addressed the nunlla nt
the Crete High school Monday on "Value
of a College Education."
The dual debate, with Wealevan tint.
varsity has been called oft by Wesley an
cerause or ussket nail at University
I lace.
'resident Allen and Prof. Btirraaa were
Judgea of the debate between Beatrice
and Table Rock High schools Wcdneaday
night. i
Prof. Taylor Is busy with the debaters
every evening. The eublert la "Prepared
ness and they will meet Cotner unl
verelty and Bcllevue college In a tri
angular debet March 17.
The Young Men's Christian association
held a Juhlice meeting last week, cele
brating tha fiftieth anniversary of the
national society. The meeting was eon
ducted by the president, Miss Alma
Urosshans.
The Moans College Men's Glee club wilt
be accompanied by Mlaa Jeaale Wllklna.
violinist, and Miss nose Foott, reader, on
Its spring concert trip. After tha eleven-
day wet tarn tour, they will give concerts
In Omaha and Council bluffs, la.
A O fraternity held Its annual mid
winter banquet at tha Onamopolltan hotel
Saturday evening. After tne banquet
they attended the Vasket ball game be
tween Lincoln and Crete Highs and fin
ished the evening with a musical pro
gram and refreshments at tha conserva
tory building.
The Franklin academy basket ball
team stopped In Crete Tuesday to visit
friends In the college and to get some
practice on the larger floor of the Pnane
gymnasium before getting Into the tour
nament at Lincoln. While here they
played a practice game with the fresh
man team. The halves were short and
tha victory was with the freshmen. Prof.
Rice, who accompanies them, is an old
Doane man.
Great Islavw College.
Superintendent Dorothea Kolls visited
the college a few days ago, and apoka
to the Students at the chapel hour. Aha
spent the whole day at the Institution
and visited many classes.
Inspector of schools. Superintendent
R. M. Campbell, has sent word that
he may visit the college at any time
to Interview the prospective teaohere,
who are expecting state certificates tha
coming commencement.
Prof. L. W. Noel has moved to the
1 fat tie Craig college, trustee. J. B.
Leaner is hibernating In Florida, and
Trustee L C. Gilbert haa been for sev
eral days absent en a business enterprise.
O. XC Bergeman. a 1111 graduate, has
been chosen assistant to Dr. Oeorge
Hutharland, the chairman of the cam
paign committee. This arrangement will
enable Dr. Hutherland to be abaent from
his classes on occasions.
Miss Kslle Jewell, a 1919 graduate, haa
been visiting tier former frlonda In Orand
Island sine graduation. Mlaa Jewall has
taught school, proved up In a ItSOO claim,
and now proposea to take graduate work
at the University of Chicago.
Tha college basket ball team has re
cently been defeated by Hastings col
lege and the Peru Normal. The Heat
ing a score was 4 to 25; the Perui score
was JO to IS. On account of alckneaa
and quarantines, the Grand Island team
was not able to keep up regular prec
Uue. . . . .
Seven of the seniors are writing their
graduating theaea. while six of them
sro preparing graduating orations.
rweiv or the senior academics arc pf-
BUILDERS EXCHANGE
TO TALK NEW DEPOT
President Hay Gould Will Bring
Matter Up for Discussion at
Meeting: Tuesday.
MAKY ENDORSE PROJECT
The Omaha Builders' exchange Is
to take tip tbe matter of the need of
a new union station for Omaha at its
next regular meeting which is to be
held Tuesday evening of this week.
President Ray Gould has indicated
that he expects to bring the matter
before the exchange at that time In
ordbt to Ret an expression of opinion
from the members.
"I don't believe I will ssy anything
about the need of a new station now until
I bring it before the exchange." said
President Gould. "I d rather wslt until j
I snesk officially for the exchange. I
will brine It before them at the next
( meeting, which will be Tuesday evening."
Mince the Associated tietaiirrs oi irmana
endorsed the movement for a new union
station, and called upon other commer
clsl and civic organizations to co-operate
In the movement, several organisations
are planning to take It up aa soon as
possible.
a 4 risk In Coasleer.
Another organization that expects te
consider the matter soon Is the Ad club.
President R. B. Wallace eald he would
bring the matter up at tha next meeting
of the executive committee of the club
st the Commercial club rooms next
Thursday.
Mr. Wallace had no hesitancy, however.
In expressing his personal opinion. "From
en advertising man's standpoint," ha
said, "there Is nothing that strikes a
stranger more strongly than his first Im
pression of a city, snd that Impreeeioa
as gained from our. railway stations In
Omaha la not flattering. There Is no
greater asset to a city than the first Im
pression a stranger gets when he strikes
that city. Omaha should hsve a great
union depot for that. If for no other
reason. I expect to bring the matter up
before the executive committee at tha
meeting Thursday."
Charles It. Sherman, head ef the Brier-
man-McConnell drug Interests, and for
mer president of the Associated Retailers
of Omaha, said: "What more earnest
can we have than the fine Union Faclflo
headquarters building In Omaha that the
rallroade wilt give us what wa want? I
believe the rallroade mean well by us.
Every time X look at the Union Paclflo
headquartere building I feel that Tbe
Union Paclflo built that fine structure
there when It certainly could have built
It elsewhere, and It did It, mind you,
when Omaha was not booming by any
means."
Ed Lee Wroth and
Billy Watson Make
Noise at Gayety
Noisier than the wildest carnival that
ever popped from the stimulated brain
ef the unsung genius who first devised
ramlala Is the Ed I.ee Wroth-Hlidlng
Bill Watson musics! carnival, now in
possession ef the Oayety. Noiae, spelled
In capital letters and emphasised In
every possible manner and action is the
keynote of the new production.
Of course, there's lots of clever comedy
and pretty girls and flashy setting, hut
from the opening overture the show that
cut loose laat night Is as fast and peppery
aa a string of Chinese firecrackers
touched off by a Fourth ot July young
ster. Ed Lee Wroth does not need an Intro
duction, being an Omaha product, and
Sliding Billy, for that matter, Is equally
familiar. For profesalonal reasons
Wroth, In a sketch, "Janitor Hlgglna at
the Races." occupies the first act, and
Watson, In a burletta called 'The Fly
ing Dutchman," uses up the second.
Watson doea not work In Wroth's act,
nor does Wrothe appear In the second,
though the chorus and other principals
ate not so finicky.
FVtelle ( nlhert. Maudle Harris snd
Hatol Woodhury csrry eff the feminine
honors, especially Mlaa Colbert.
The song numbers In the show are
whlslleahle and popular. The beat onea
are: "Are ou from Dixie." and "My
Own Home Town In Ireland."
Key to the Situation Bee Want Ads.
TO CELEBRATE GOLDEN
WEDDING ON TUESDAY
Mr. rnd Mrs U. 1- Burdlck. tS.i Capi
tol avenue, Iowa pioneers, will celebrate
their goldt.ti anniversary Tuesday. Mr.
Burdlck is a civil .war veteran and was
a bualnesa man for twenty-seven years In
Knoxville, la., prior to a twenty-year res
idence In Peg Moines, where they have
msny friends.
Mr. snd Mrs. burdlck came to Oniah..
a yesr sgo. They hsve three children,
Mrs. A. C. Parker. C. U Burdlck of this
city, and Mra, E. K. Faulkner of Topeke,
Kan., also five grandchildren and three
great grandchildren.
The occaalon will be quietly observe!
at the Parker residence, 11 Worthlngton
Place, on Tuesday.
Wornout Boiler Puts
Young Bellevue Men
To a Lot of Trouble
The oun men of Hamilton hall,
Bellevue olleg. enloyed a mivlnt av
Saturday I est Tuesday night the alam
boiler which heats the building burs'. I s
tide. The section might hsve be n re
placed had not the firm who made tie
t oller son' o it of business. The of er
altcrna ve was to puichase a new boiler,
but. sin-e a cent-al heating plant Is to
bo Inslallel this summer to replace the
four plsnts cennectpd with seven bull 1
lng ahl h exlit nw, a n w bo I t fir
Hamilton wou d be a needless expense.
Wbrn a new loi'er leian to seem a
necessity, howeer, V:ce ree'ldr n . Bssker
vil e siddenly thotmlit of IP llsd It hie
hall, the old academy boys' dormlto-y,
vrhlcii has ht-rn closed. The re ult wa
tha'. since Wednesday Philarii Iphla has
ben completely overhsuled and made
habitable.
The novelty ef changing to the old hall
baa appealed to the young men and Sat
urdxy many mo el their effec s over.
Sjme ere planning ti have only thrir
st'-rty rooms In te warm he II. end their
sleeping rooms In Hamilton.
This atsngement will probably re only
temporar. for w.icn warmer weithar
comes the mejcr ty of the men will prefer
to move back Into their own quarters at
Harnll on
Rank Foolish ee.
Tou eccaalonslly are t stated that
relda do not result from cold weather.
Thst Is rank foolishness. Were It true
colds would be at prevalent in midsum
mer ss In midwinter. The microbe that
csuses colds flourishes In Camp, cold
weather. To get rid of a celd tsse Cham
berlsln s Cough Remedy. It Is effectual
and Is highly recommended hy people
who havo used It for msny yeere as oc
casion required, and know Its real value.
Obtainable everywhere. Advertisement.
Harries to Address
Uni Club Next Week
Major General George H. Harres. United
States army, retired, will be the guest-of-honor
at a noonday luncheon at the
University club Tuesdsy noon. He will
speak on "How We Warred With Our
selves In lift."
LABORER SUFFERING
WITH SCARLET FEVER
Clarence Undendahl, a laborer, who
gives his address as the Oxford hotel,
walked Into Dr. Kulakofaky's office
about 7; 45 yesterday evening and stated
that he wished medical atentlon. Tbe
doctor found the man was sufertng from
well-developed case of scarlet fever.
Undendahl was taken Immediately to the
Emergency hospital, where bis case will
be treated.
SUGGESTIONS TO
SICK WOMEN
How Many Are Restored To
HealUu
Wolf Finds Owner
For Money He Found
"People throughout the Pakotas and
western . Nebraska wilt now get the Im
pression that It la safe tor them to come
te Omaha and scatter their money broad
cast oa the streets, with all tha assur-1
sncs la the world that It will be picked
up and held for them."
This was the sentiment expressed by
Mrs. ftdwln M. Pt archer, wife of the reg
ister of the government land office at
Gregory, g. D. When In Omaha, Harry
A. Wolf, real eatate dealer, returned to
her a purse containing te) which she lost
on the street eeveral weeks ago.
Several weeks ago Mr. Wolf announced
that he had found a purse containing a
sum of money. He announced he was
ready to turn It over to the owner if the
puree and contents were Identified.
Attorney J. J. Sullivan of Omaha sent
the clipping from The Bee to Mrs.
arlne their declamations In competition
for the Patterson prises. Knrl luverett
vi drill the tleclatmera, Hev. R, R.
Coon will eaalst tbe senior orators.
FTeaaemt College.
The ladles quartet consisting of Miaaes
Kkkelberg. Peterson, Meyera ard Jnhan-
sen. rurnianed anme splendid musto In
chapel Monday morning.
The tcacherw'clasa gave a pretty demon-
atratlon, March , at chapel hour. The
das la large and enthualastlo tinder
meir sponsor, trot. j. i. Kay. Miss John
a sen of Florence, Neb., is clasa presl-
ueni.
Prof. Newton W. Gaines gave his iee-
tiro. "Naw Wine In New Bottles." In
me couege auditorium Thursdev even
lug. Tha lecture waa given for the
Auumnt essociatlon which netted eome-
ining like
Mrs. Ines BIMera ef Sitka. Alaak
made an Interesting display of plcturea
snowing acenerv or Alaska and com
paring it with Boot Man views that avere
ehown In the literature clasa In the study
or usuir or me iae.
Pror. Bwlhert waa the recipient of a
very handsome picture of the San Fran
cisco ovmpnony orvneaire. or wnicn air,
Fdward Perlgo la a proment member.
Mr. Perigo graduated from the violin
department a few yeara ago.
A company of cltlaena. consisting of
Messrs. George Wots, tttarlee Dodge,
Mavor Newland and William Fowler,
were vlaltori at chapel Tuesday morning
each of whom were obliged to respond
to the enthulelantlo call for speech. Htu-
denta were sreatly Interested in the his
torical Incident relating to the found
ing of the school of lv. when the col-
lea wss then In the midst of a flourish
ing corn field, and Mr. Fowler waa
bader of the band and Mayor Mtrttl
plared the tuba.
York College.
By defeating Omaha on Friday evening
S . - , . . . , . mi l rm m iiii un ...-II iini i , r-n n
Btarcherat Gregory, with the result that Xork ,0lle.e may rinhtfullv lav claim To
second place among the colleges of the
str.te.
she came and claimed the money. It
developed that she had been In Omaha
at that time on business In connection
with same litigation in which Attorney
J. J. Sullivan represented her. After she
had lost her purse Mr. Sullivan ad
vanced her money to get home.
TROOPS AT FORT MEADE
ORDERED TO BE READY
fTCRGIS. 8. P.. March U.-Speclal
Telegram. Telegraphic prdera were re
ceived laat night at Fort Meade for the
third squadron. Troops I. K. L M,
Twelfth cavalry, stationed st that post,
te pack and prepare to leave on a
moment's notice for the Mexican border.
Help- Yar Liver It Pays.
When your liver gets torpid snd stom
scn acts queer take Pr. King a New Life
Tills. You will feel oetler. Only K.c
all druggists Advertisement.
Msa Adella Podge, territorial secretary
or tn young v omen s mnstian aasocla
Ion. visited the oolleae this week, meet
Ing the officers end cabinet members of
tne local association.
Guilford Saunders is the new president
or tha Young Men s Christian association
He is much Interested m maklnv tbe as
sociation a more active and helpful force
among the men or me couege.
An event of unuaual Interest to friends
ef York college waa the purchase of the
York Muainess rolleae by President Mo
Iughlin. This college has ben con
ducted by the Buckley Bros, for the laat
ten yeara and baa become a aucceaatul
Institution.
OUTSIDE CITIES ASK ABOUT
THE ANT1-SPIT CAMPAIGN
.mee an over the t'nuea states are
hearing about Omaha's sntl-eptt cam
paign and are writing to Mra 11. C.
Atiriumner, president of the Anll-8plt asso
ciation, and asking for information.
Firat. Almost tmrr operation la
our hospitals performed upon women
becomes necessary through neglect or
such symptoms aa backache, irregular
and painful periods, displacements, pain
In tha side, burning sensation in ua
stomach, bearing down pains, nervous
ness, dizziness and sleeplessness.
Second. The medicine most success
ful in relieving female ills is Lydia E.
Pinkham s Vegetable Compound. It
regulates and strengthens the organism;
It overcomes disease.
For forty years it has been making
women strong and well, relieving back
ache, nervousness, ulceration and in
flammation, weakness, displacements,
irregularity snd periodic pains. It
bas also proved invaluable in prepar
ing for childbirth and the Change of
life.
Third. Tha great number of unso
licited testimonials on file st the Pink-
bam Laboratory at Lynn, Mass., many
of which are from time to time published
by permission, axe proof of the value of
4JUJ s a lusitwu f rvwuiv vvut
pound, in tha treatment of female ills.
Fourth. Every ailing woman In the
United States is cordially Invited to
write to the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co. (confidential), Lynn. Mass., for
special advice. It is free, will bring you
health snd may ssve your life.
A Fine Aid For
nother-to-bo
We are all greatly Indebted to those
who tell their experiences. And among
s the Kane thlnsi whlrk
we read about aad
are of lnunediate lav
portanre to tbe aipec.
lant soother, Is a splen
did extern si remedy
railed 'Mather's
Friend.' This Is an.
piled ever the aauacke
of tbe stomach, n la
deesly penetrating la
Its Influence. Moibeia
everywhere UU of Its
soothing effect, kow n
allays pains Incident te
Bgaments sad Boscles. They UTt of restful
owurx. or calm, peaoaful algtita, an i
"7"w ounxanera peculiar to the p.
Mod of expectancy, relief from marnfns
ckaesa, ao store of that apeahension wit
sckse assay young woaa'e minds sw
cone bureened. It ia a spWadid help. Get
a bottle of "Mother's Mend trvm your
nearest druggist Ask your baebaad to get
It for you. Then write to ttradltold Ra
ulator Ce 44 Lamar Blag- Atlanta, u,
for a very bandamne and Instructive book.
n as Blied wtu suggestive Ideas of great
kelp to all woesea luterested la the eubjert
of maternity. And best of all are una Us.
lera from mothers tbat are real 1 aspiration
fi live iuuftt
r -
Vefcy
COTu
"l eee"
they say, when David K. Bell shows pears or sheep.
He has taken first prize for pears at his State Fair nearly
every time he has shown. He is acknowledged the leading
pear grower in his district. And he grows sheep, too the
prize-winning kind,for export to Australia and South Africa.
A visit to Mr. Bell's farm would be a pleasure and an
education for every farmer who grows fruit or sheep.
A man made him a visit. Mr. Bell told the man a lot about
his soil, his trees, his flock and his methods. What he told
has been made into an article A Fruitman-Shepherd
and it appears in the March 18th issue of
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